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396: Reviews of Energy Drinks Jul 1, 2026 01:01:31 This stuff literally tastes like blue cheese and smells like cat piss.Donate to Smoking Werewolf Productions - Fright Film 2026! https://gofund.me/5766bf50dHead to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and

395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works Jun 24, 2026 01:05:19 Nothing about carrots makes me think bougieGo to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for 15% off your first order.Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at shopify.com/toosandy.For a limited time, get 20% off sitewide at bollandbranch.com/toosandy with code TOOSANDY.Go to myskylight.com/beach for $30 off your 15 inch calendar.See if you’re eligible to save money when you b

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393: Reviews of Costco Jun 10, 2026 00:55:10 If they remove the froyo it'll make my life a living hellFor a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter promo code BEACHTOOSANDY Visit Progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back. Head to Talkiatry.com/BEACH to complete the short assessment and get matche

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390: Reviews of Shakespeare May 20, 2026 00:47:12 Get thee to a gnomery!Visit progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter code BEACHTOOSANDY.For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life!

389: Reviews of YMCAs May 13, 2026 00:41:53 Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson May 6, 2026 00:50:07 Debbie's getting off on this power trip… as she shouldSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

387: Reviews of 7-Eleven Apr 29, 2026 00:34:39 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring....See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

386: Reviews of Umbrellas Apr 22, 2026 00:42:45 Rumors have gotten started that I have irritable bowel syndrome.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

385: Reviews of Caves with National Park After Dark Apr 15, 2026 00:51:56 A world of regret awaits you at Mammoth CaveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

384: Reviews of Airport Shops Apr 8, 2026 00:44:29 Sarah what the fuck is your problem?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

383: Reviews of Easter Egg Hunts Apr 1, 2026 00:54:45 She could probably beat up some seven year olds and she could definitely beat up some zero year oldsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

382: Reviews of Allergy Meds Mar 25, 2026 00:46:09 Aries are going through it right nowSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

381: Between You and Us Mar 18, 2026 00:44:47 It's the moon, but worse.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar Mar 11, 2026 00:45:49 I got humped in the faceHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life at hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy code: BEACHTOOSANDYMomentous: Head to livemomentous.com, and use promo code BEACH for up to 35% off your first orderRocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beachASPCA: Go

379: Reviews of Dude Ranches Mar 4, 2026 00:49:56 The cookies didn't compensate for the abuse.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

378: Reviews of Televangelists Feb 25, 2026 00:47:53 You can't spell spent without repent!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

377: Reviews of Jewelry Feb 18, 2026 00:49:05 Don't worry, we fired Diane for that.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

376: Reviews of Party Buses Feb 11, 2026 00:58:15 We're going to Ibiza!Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus get a free item in every box for life at hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy and use code beachtoosandyTalkiatry: Head to talkiatry.com/beach and complete the short assessment to get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva

375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara Feb 4, 2026 00:56:09 Chef name was Edwin, very sensual and playful with his entertainment.Watch For Your Amusement at https://www.youtube.com/@fyapod and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

374: Reviews of Puzzles Jan 28, 2026 00:46:05 I put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR codeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

373: Reviews of Novelty Kitchen Tools Jan 21, 2026 00:53:18 We told you not to put the egg topper in the dishwasher.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

372: Reviews of Locksmiths Jan 14, 2026 01:01:18 Call the Locksmith!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

371: Reviews of Old-Timey Candy Jan 7, 2026 00:44:32 Guess what, busters! Guess what, busters?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

370: Reviews of Hangover Cures Dec 31, 2025 00:56:40 Happy wonderwall to you and yours and bApp. --SPONSORS:Check out https://boxiecat.com/beach for a discount on BoxieCat's self-cleaning litter! --We have merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

369: Reviews of Mall Santas Dec 24, 2025 00:59:27 2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 gamesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

368: Reviews of Pet Psychics Dec 17, 2025 00:47:51 Sorry, pet communicators.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

367: Reviews of Renaissance Faires with Bryan Green Dec 10, 2025 01:45:44 This is gonna ruin the tour... What tour? The moose tour.Check out The Commercial Break! https://www.tcbpodcast.comFollow Bryan! https://instagram.com/bryanwgreenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

366: Reviews of Soup Recipes Dec 3, 2025 00:59:39 My soup is full of eels.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

365: Reviews of Turkey Trots Nov 26, 2025 01:35:18 To see Xandy at his most athletic, check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandyWe also have new merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

364: Reviews of Labubus Nov 19, 2025 01:01:22 Give us money so Christine can buy more Labubus for her legion: www.patreon.com/BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

363: Reviews of Great Wolf Lodge Nov 12, 2025 00:56:28 Tune in next week for 364: Reviews of Great Wolf Spider LodgeStuff here: www.beachtoosandy.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

362: Reviews of Hospitals with Nurse Blake Nov 5, 2025 01:30:04 Throw on your finest Armani tracksuit, because we've got hospitals to complain about.See Nurse Blake on tour or on the open sea!! https://www.nurseblake.com/Follow him on Instagram @Nurse.Blake and TikTok @NurseBlakeJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! htt

361: Reviews of Halloween Costumes Oct 29, 2025 00:59:07 Happy Halloween! Or Sad Halloween in Xandy's case!I don't feel like writing anything else here today. Go google us or something.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

360: Reviews of Pumpkin Recipes Oct 22, 2025 00:53:24 Last show of our 2025 tour is this Saturday!! Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

359: Live in Plano, TX Oct 15, 2025 01:31:13 We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

358: Reviews of Abandoned Places Oct 8, 2025 00:51:37 Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report.See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠rJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySe

357: Reviews of Revolving Sushi Oct 1, 2025 01:01:37 You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years! See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠rJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy

356: Reviews of Hair Removal Products Sep 24, 2025 00:50:39 Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠rJoin our Patreon for free! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Priva

355: Reviews of Community Theaters Sep 17, 2025 01:00:29 Send in the clowns!See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠rJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy

354: Reviews of Wine Bars Sep 10, 2025 01:04:10 Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now.See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠rJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art

353: Reviews of the Old Cracker Barrel Logo Sep 3, 2025 01:05:31 SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAPSee us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠rJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy

352: Reviews of the New Cracker Barrel Logo Aug 27, 2025 00:57:32 Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode...See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠rJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19

351: Reviews of Jo-Ann Fabrics Aug 20, 2025 00:57:46 Support elevator victims making movies: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠⁠ See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠rJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetFind us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandySee Privacy Pol

350: Reviews of Popsicles Aug 13, 2025 00:58:29 To see the worst SpongeBob popsicle, visit https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we come!! ⁠https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch

349: Reviews of T.J. Maxx Aug 6, 2025 00:58:41 This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom. Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! h

348: Reviews of Banned Books Jul 30, 2025 01:08:27 Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch vi

347: Reviews of GameStop Jul 23, 2025 01:02:48 Not to be confused with GayStop Schiefer Madness Productions appreciates you: ⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠ We're coming to Indy and Detroit next!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! http

346: Reviews of Petting Zoos Jul 16, 2025 00:54:13 Support Xandy's dreams if you want but no pressure: https://gofund.me/9a321873 We're coming to Indy and Detroit next!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoos

345: Reviews of Build-A-Bear Workshop Jul 9, 2025 01:05:59 Grab mom’s credit card, we’re going to BAB! San Francisco show is TONIGHT!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our epis

344: QVC Reviews Jul 2, 2025 01:00:45 We love VPH aka Our Lady of QVC Come see us in California!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!

343: Reviews of Cocktail Recipes Jun 25, 2025 01:03:49 I'll take a Dirty Jimmy Carter on the rocks, please. SEE US LIVE! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon to send us a voicemail! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on T

342: Reviews of Bicycle Stores Jun 18, 2025 01:08:26 This episode we learn how to fix your bike's jickle flamber. We're performing in Florida tonight and tomorrow!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon to send us a voicemail! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosa

341: Reviews of Farmers' Markets Jun 11, 2025 01:06:25 Don't listen if you have a mealworm phobia. See you in Florida in one week!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our epi

340: Reviews of Hard Seltzer Jun 4, 2025 01:10:36 Be careful listening to this episode while in ketosis. Our tour starts in two weeks!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos fro

339: Reviews of BBQ Sauce May 28, 2025 01:15:19 No sushi was harmed in the making of this episode. Our tour is guickly approaching!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from

338: Reviews of Chocolate Factories May 21, 2025 01:06:11 Breaking up families, one listener at a time.Tour tickets on sale now!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes o

337: Reviews of Wax Museums May 14, 2025 01:29:22 Our found family includes Voldemort, Snow White, and Rudyard Kipling. See us on tour!! Or are those just wax versions of us? https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/bea

336: Reviews of Period Products May 7, 2025 01:37:27 Apologies for confusing Helen Mirren with the real star of Devil Wears Prada, Diane Keaton. See Christine and her popcorn pants on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.yo

335: Reviews of Beans Apr 30, 2025 01:19:01 We love Pinto Macbean and definitely not because we're afraid of him! See us on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from

334: Reviews of Laundromats Apr 23, 2025 00:59:51 Everyone wish Christine a happy birthday!See us on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeXandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tikto

333: Reviews of Tiki Bars Apr 16, 2025 01:30:07 See us on tour and don't throw quarters at us!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeXandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@bea

332: Reviews of Chiropractors Apr 9, 2025 01:26:51 See us on tour and at our EPCOT after party!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon to get pre-sale access! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeXandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@

331: Reviews of April Fools Pranks Apr 2, 2025 01:17:41 SEE US ON TOUR!!! Tickets on sale this Friday!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon to get pre-sale access! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeXandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com

330: Reviews of Multivitamins Mar 26, 2025 01:03:01 After recording this episode, Xandy found an empty can of rootbeer on his floor.Join our Patreon to watch us watch Noddy being naughty! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeXandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https

329: St. Patrick's Day Reviews Mar 19, 2025 01:09:11 If your name is O'Brien, Murphy, Fitzpatrick, etc. it's a very BIG day.Join our Patreon to watch us watch Noddy being naughty! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeXandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok

328: Reviews of Beginner Crochet Kits Mar 12, 2025 01:13:04 We expect to see your thumbs up if you like this episode.Join our Patreon to watch us watch Noddy deal with Goblins! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeXandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beac

327: Between You And Us Mar 5, 2025 01:05:58 We're confident Jimmy Carter would've been a sand monster.Join our Patreon to watch us watch Noddy for some reason! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeXandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beach

326: Reviews of Rivers Feb 26, 2025 01:25:30 If you see Christine by the Charles River trying to sell you on eternal life... no you didn't.Join our not so secret labor force! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeXandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tik

325: Reviews of Art Classes Feb 19, 2025 01:19:50 A new wave of freshness! Listen now!Join our not so secret labor force! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeXandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferWatch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowetWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/s

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