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Let's Stop Here Jun 1, 2026 7211 At long last, it's the end of Let's Stop There. Thanks to everyone who has listened to us, we had a great run and couldn't have done it without you. --- thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

The Erotic Adventures of Paul Bunyan Feb 19, 2026 4261 (editor's note: this episode was originally recorded April 9, 2025). This week we're reading The Erotic Adventures of Paul Bunyan by RK Galaga and T Frogger. This is our penultimate episode - we have one left before we shut this puppy down - and we returned to our roots with this one. Thanks to those of you that stuck around! book link --- thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music

Fan Fiction Vol. 10ish Mar 16, 2025 4031 This week we're reading more fan fiction. Longtime listeners should know what to expect, but if this is your first time tuning in maybe skip this and try Bigfoot Cop. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background m

Reader's Digest Feb 14, 2025 4346 This week we're reading Reader's Digest, the perfect bathroom magazine read to you by America's foremost toilet experts. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

It's Just Business Jan 18, 2025 4284 This week we're reading It's Just Business by Lauren Landish and Willow Winters. We may be podcast hosts, we may be friends, but most importantly - we're business partners. And it's about time we cut the BULLSHIT and got down to stone cold business. I forgot what this book was about, sorry. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter

Tommy Turdlette (New Lawyer in Town) Dec 8, 2024 4372 This week we're reading Tommy Turdlette by Donald Desaulniers. We (obviously) only picked this book because of the title, but we quickly grew to love Tommy, the bizarre lawyer with questionable politics and no discernible problems. Eazy, breezy, beautiful Tommy Turdlette. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Giv

Suburban Legends: True Tales of Murder, Mayhem and Minivans Oct 10, 2024 4852 This week we're reading Suburban Legends by Sam Stall. Austin prepares for his move to the suburbs with some spooky stories about what could be waiting for him in his new back yard. Ghosts? Murderers? Large birds??? book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for

Nipslip Sep 13, 2024 4374 This week we're reading Nipslip by Gwyn McNamee. You may remember the first book in this series, Dickslip, where some dude accidentally exposes himself and all hell breaks loose. This is like that, but for nips. Can't wait to see what slips out next! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 5

Dickslip [patreon unlocked] Aug 1, 2024 3866 This week we're reading Dickslip by Gwyn McNamee. Dick Slip? Dicks Lip? Either way, you're not gonna wanna Google it. [episode originally released Apr 18, 2022] book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music b

More Dear Abby Jun 28, 2024 4124 This week we're doling out more advice no one asked for or wanted in response to Dear Abby letters. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer [patreon unlocked] Jun 11, 2024 4280 No new episode this week - so please enjoy an old episode from our patreon archives (originally released June 2023). This week we're reading Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer by Lola Faust. It's that time of year: hot, sticky and wet. While you lay out and work on your base tan, why not indulge in some HOT HOT dinosaur erotica with your three favorite podcasters? --- We're on the NET at letsstop

Carnival Creeps May 13, 2024 3840 This week we're reading Carnival Creeps by Aiden Pierce. Just in time for Mother's Day, this is a nasty bit of work about a bunch of sexually deviant circus freaks getting their rocks off to dudes hanging off of meat hooks. Perfect to listen to with mom! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357

Fan Fiction - Columbo and Furries Apr 2, 2024 4146 This week we're reading FAN FICTION! Have we run out of real books to read? Have we become desensitized and need something extra nasty? Are we just plain lazy? The answer is yes to all of the above. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese

Alien CEO Needs a Nanny Feb 26, 2024 3945 This week we're reading Alien CEO Needs a Nanny by Tasha Black. A big hunky Alien stud needs childcare for his freakish brood and wouldn't you know it, he needs a little lovin' too. Also he's purple and a CEO and probably a college graduate. What a catch! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-03

Rich Dad Poor Dad Jan 29, 2024 3943 This week we're reading Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Kiyosaki. Now that we're growing up and having kids, we need a responsible adult to tell us to stop buying drugs and videogames and start putting our money into high yield savings accounts. Boring!!! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Sub

Poison and Party Hats Jan 15, 2024 4085 This week we're reading Poison and Party Hats by Madelyn Scott. Unfortunately, our brains did a hard reset on January 1st so it's difficult to remember what this book is about, but the cover has a cartoon dog in a party hat with a bottle of champagne. Sounds like our kind of book! Here's to 2024! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on t

Jane Bond Nov 21, 2023 4130 This week we're reading Jane Bond by V.R. Tapscott. We recorded this a few weeks ago and I don't remember a single thing about it. Ganesh asked me to blurb the book "Jane Bond" and my mind went blank. Felt like I was staring directly into the sun. Jane Bond??? Fairly concerning, actually. I don't recall a recent head injury but I'm exhibiting the symptoms. Might need to reach out to my primary car

Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland Oct 30, 2023 3859 This week we're reading Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland by R.L. Stine. It's the spookiest time of the year and we're reading a book by America's Dark Prince himself, Richard Lewis Stine. "This guy is fucked up!" says NYT. Reader beware! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our

The Egg and How I Laid It Sep 20, 2023 4009 This week we're reading The Egg and How I Laid It by Jonathan Galimore. What if man...could lay egg? A question our ancestors have asked since time immemorial. Finally, some answers. Egg. Egg. EGG! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to

My Al: A Robot Why-Choose Love Story Aug 17, 2023 4113 This week we're reading My Al: A Robot Why-Choose Love Story by G.M. Fairy, a warning about the dystopian future that might happen if you smooch on ChatGPT. No smooching! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump musi

The 200th-ish Episode Jul 25, 2023 4845 This week we're celebrating our 200th episode with some good old fashioned FAN FICTION. Stick around to the very end where we finally get our comeuppance! Hooray! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music

After Life [patreon unlocked] Jun 13, 2023 4042 No new free episode this week, so enjoy this oldie from our Patreon archives (originally published June 20, 2022). This week we're reading After Life by John Edward, the world-renowned medium who will talk to your dead grandma whether you like it or not. You spend your whole life being a good person and then you gotta spend the afterlife with a guy from LONG ISLAND. Fucked up! book link -

The Shocking History of Pee May 29, 2023 4728 This week we're reading The Shocking History of Pee by Ronald Blumer. We're back from a bit of a break and we aren't wasting any time. No sense in easing back into it, here's a 100 mph fastball straight at your head. Press play and crank the volume. It's pee, folks. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a

Fat Vampire V: Fatpocalypse Mar 20, 2023 4073 This week we're reading Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse by Johnny B. Truant. At long last, we return to the Fat Vampire universe to catch up with Reginald and the gang. Since we last met, the FVU had been adapted into a show for the SyFy network and in this episode we argue that we deserve a cut. Cut us a check, NBCUniversal! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopther

What Would You Do? [patreon unlocked] Feb 28, 2023 6326 No new episode this week - we'll be back with some FRESH CONTENT next Monday on Patreon and in two weeks on this feed. In the meantime - enjoy this episode from our premium archives (originally published September 2022). This week we're reading What Would You Do? by Taylor Sapp and it turns out the answer is almost never "start a podcast" so I'm pretty sure this book is BUNK. book link

Morning Glory Milking Farm Feb 14, 2023 4714 This week we're reading Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta. We're back! The year of non-fiction is behind us and Ganesh has a new resolution for 2023 - it's time to make the boys blush. To kick things off, we're starting with some truly depraved stuff that will turn your hair white. Will we be able to look each other in the eyes after this one? book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopth

Holiday Fan Fiction Extravaganza Dec 7, 2022 4559 This week we're closing out the year with a blowout holiday fan fiction episode. This one isn't for the faint of heart! Put the kids to bed, break out the milk and cookies, and prepare for a stocking full of COAL. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks

Stuffed: Thanksgiving Will Never Be The Same Nov 14, 2022 3927 This week we're reading Stuffed: Thanksgiving Will Never Be The Same by Robert Davis. This book has the same effect as a huge Thanksgiving dinner. By the end you'll feel foggy, confused, and ready to unbuckle your pants. A feast for the senses! Happy Thanksgiving, folks! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere G

Tick Tock, You’re Dead! Oct 11, 2022 4235 This week we're reading Tick Tock, You're Dead! by R.L. Stine. Yet again, it's October, the month for FRIGHTS that DELIGHT. And as we do every year, we skip the tricks and bring you a big freakin' treat - a Goosebumps Choose Your Own Adventure. Much like a high-school junior hitting the streets to trick-or-treat, I'm starting to think we're getting too old for this. book link ---

2050: Psycho Island Sep 26, 2022 4992 This week we're reading 2050: Psycho Island by Phil M. Williams. Waterfront cabana? Pina colada in hand? Blood-soaked battle royale between a mob of 'roided out freaks? If you call that "psycho" well, then, I don't want to be sane. Book me a ticket! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a c

The Art of Witty Banter Aug 29, 2022 4470 This week we're reading The Art of Witty Banter by Patrick King. After four years of giving it our best effort, it's time we turn to a professional for help. Turns out dedicating 75% of every conversation to poop jokes is actually NOT recommended - you learn something new every day! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us

Nerd in Shining Armor Aug 15, 2022 5266 This week we're reading Nerd in Shining Armor by Vicky Lewis Thompson. Read to you by three nerds in dirty sweatpants. HEYO! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Soun

Beach House Romance Jul 6, 2022 4044 This week we're reading Beach House Romance by Cora Seton, an easy breezy beach read for a HOT summer day. Slather on the sunscreen, kick back and enjoy. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background

Porn Land Jun 1, 2022 3983 This week we're reading Porn Land by Kevin Shamel. From the author of Bigfoot Cop comes the tale of two men who find themselves in a depraved porn world, complete with some of the most disgusting scenes we've ever read. Just in time for summer! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-03

To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five May 2, 2022 3664 This week we're reading To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five by J.S. Cooper. There are a million ways to deal with an annoying neighbor - write a note, complain to the landlord, direct confrontation - but have you ever tried falling in love with them instead?? book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call

Not Another Fan Fiction Apr 4, 2022 4374 This week we’re back in the mud, getting down and dirty with some good old fashioned Fan Fiction. Plus - an extended conversation about Will Smith and Chris Rock, the thing everyone is still buzzing about, right? Right??? Sorry, this episode was recorded 200 years ago. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call a

The Electric Boner Mar 9, 2022 4317 This week we're reading a book called The Electric Boner by Nathaniel Lewis. It's a familiar story - man stumbles into a toxic green puddle, yadda yadda yadda, bing bang bong, now he's got an electric boner. Zip zap zip zap. Bzzzzt. Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing. If you have a slide whistle, now's the time to let it rip. We have fun here at Let's Stop There and we hope you do too. Electric boner! book lin

Bigfoot Cop Feb 22, 2022 3683 This week we're reading Bigfoot Cop by Kevin Shamel. This book is kinda like Law & Order but replace the wry and charming Lennie Briscoe with a big roided out hairy freak who destroys entire city blocks and kills bystanders without a second thought. You know, kinda like real life cops. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter

Bend the Law Jan 24, 2022 3687 This week we're reading Bend the Law by Levi Fuller, a peek into the life of a hotshot lawyer who revels in riling up prosecutors, judges, and readers alike. He's a wiley lil freak who ends up getting more than he bargained for, something the three of us can relate to. Ganesh brings back his Stuart Little voice to rave reviews and multiple applause breaks. Terrific! book link --- We're on the

How to Attract Money Using Mind Power Jan 10, 2022 3831 This week we're reading How to Attract Money Using Mind Power by James Goi Jr. You may recall a few months ago we dedicated ourselves to the art of Street Fighting, studying under the tutelage of James Goi Jr. Now that we've mastered the art of kicking the heavy bag, it's time we revisit our mentor for tips on how to attract MONEY using the power of our minds. Get ready for a lesson in economics

Jingle My Bells Dec 13, 2021 4143 This week we're reading Jingle My Bells by Chris Cox. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, and that means our own Father Christmas, Ganesh, reading erotic holiday fiction to his two imprisoned elves. Take a break from Bing Crosby and fill your holiday home with the dulcet tones of three adult men with a lot of time to kill. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us a

Paws Off the Boss Nov 16, 2021 4504 This week we're reading Paws Off the Boss by Casey Griffin. Thinking about putting your paws on the boss? Think again! Paws off the boss! Seems self explanatory, no? Well, if you need more info, here's an hour of us imploring you to keep those paws not only OFF but VERY far away from the boss. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on

Makeup to Breakup: My Life In and Out of KISS [w/ Branson Reese] Oct 18, 2021 4459 This week we're joined by special guest Branson Reese (Swan Boy on FXX, Rude Tales of Magic Podcast) and we're reading a book of his choosing: Makeup to Breakup: My Life In and Out of KISS by former KISS drummer Peter Criss. Finally an answer to the question, what if you were cursed to drum for one of most successful rock bands of the 1970s? Swan Boy on the web Swan Boy on Hulu --- We're on the NE

Halloween Fan Fiction Oct 4, 2021 3567 This week we're getting into the Halloween spirit and reading some spooky Fan Fiction. If you thought our standard horror novels were scary, just wait until you hear what these freaks on the internet have been cooking up. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE

Self-Defense Techniques and How to Win a Street Fight Sep 21, 2021 4447 This week we're reading Self-Defense Techniques and How to Win a Street Fight by James Goi Jr.. Finally, a book worth a damn. Join us as we learn techniques to kick some ass from the master himself, JGJ. This book got us so amped up we've been shirtless and kicking a heavy bag for a week. We've all lost our jobs, but we've gained so much more. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Em

Houston, We Have a Hottie Sep 8, 2021 3819 This week we're reading Houston, We Have a Hottie by Sarah L. Hudson, the time-honored tale of a genius NASA scientist who falls in love with a big dumb idiot who also has a really stupid brother. While other books are lacing singles and doubles, "Houston, We Have a Hottie" swings for the fences - why settle for one mondo dipshit when you've got enough material for two? That's right, two of Housto

Something Stinks at the Spa Aug 24, 2021 3871 This week we're reading Something Stinks at the Spa by Jordan Castillo Price. You read correctly - something stinks at the spa, and we're fixin' to find out who, what, where, when and WHY. Actually, we know the where (the spa) and the when (right now). Also the what (it stinks!), now that I think about it. Three out of five ain't bad. Let's call it a day. book link --- We're on the NET at lets

Raft People Jul 26, 2021 4682 This week we're reading Raft People by M.L. Katz, the story of a not too distant future where the seas begin to rise and instead of passing common sense legislation to mitigate climate change, everyone overdoses on the Internet and decides to build massive rafts instead. Pretty realistic, honestly. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us

Chasing Baby Jun 28, 2021 4531 This week we're reading Chasing Baby by Pam McCutcheon. This is pure, uncut Let's Stop There material: A rogue cowboy cop vs. a hapless oaf in a tuxedo in a madcap caper to retrieve a lost diamond. We may already know who's going to win but the journey is still worth it. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give

Murder, Curlers, and Cream Jun 15, 2021 4104 This week we're reading Murder, Curlers, and Cream by Arlene McFarlane. Not since Cowboy Billionaire Secret Baby have we been presented with a series of words so... intriguing. So titillating. So tantalizing! Murder? You bet. Curlers? Tell me more... Cream??? You gotta be kidding me. Enough said! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on t

I Married A Lizardman Jun 3, 2021 3530 This week we're reading I Married A Lizardman by Regine Abel. Do you know an outer space spinster looking for love? Ever consider setting them up with a big hulking lizardman? If not, this book might change your mind! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Thanks to Morris Reese fo

Namaste with Sasquatch May 3, 2021 3313 This week we're reading Namaste with Sasquatch by Virginia Wade. This book is kind of like How Stella Got Her Groove Back except instead of a hot young Jamaican guy, Stella hooks up with Bigfoot instead. Hey, whatever works! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our pat

How to Win Friends & Influence People Apr 21, 2021 4072 This week we're reading How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie. After decades of sustained failure, we've finally decided to take life by the horns and turn things around. Will the three of us come out of this better people? Probably not, but at least we had some fun. wiki --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopth

Saving Babe Ruth Mar 22, 2021 4565 This week we're reading Saving Babe Ruth by Tom Swyers. Spring has finally sprung and baseball season is here. Flowers in bloom, the promise of a new season, is there a better time of year? Surely, there's nothing dark looming right around the corner...right? Right??? book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us

The Cheesecake Factory Mar 8, 2021 3861 This week we're doing something a little different. It's been one long year since we've been able to get together and see each other. We decided to skip the book this week and go out on a virtual dinner together. Join us as we use the power of imagination to reunite at our most sacred place - The Cheesecake Factory. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Foll

Pretty Little Mistakes Feb 22, 2021 3921 This week we're reading Pretty Little Mistakes by Heather McElhatton, a choose your own adventure...for ADULTS. The three of us put our heads together to make life decisions and it turns out, we're not all that great at it. Who knew??? --- book link We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-03

The Cowboy and His Valentine Feb 8, 2021 4038 This week we're reading The Cowboy and His Valentine by Kaci Rose. Snuggle up with your sweetheart this Valentine's Day and let the dulcet tones of Ganesh reading a cheap romance novel set you on the path to LOVE. --- book link We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Thanks to Morris Reese for ou

Anthropica [w/ David Hollander] Jan 20, 2021 5210 This week we have one hour to read Anthropica by David Hollander - and we're joined by the author himself! Thanks to David for being a good sport as we butcher his beautiful work and Austin asks insightful questions like "How do you even write a book, anyway?" Plus, Ganesh learns some new French words! --- You can buy Anthropica here We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopther

Short Circuit Jan 6, 2021 5107 Welcome to Let's Stop There! We have one hour to read Short Circuit by Colin Wedgelock, the novelization of a silver screen classic about an adorable bartender robot with a nuke on his back and an affinity for the open road. Forget about Tom Selleck, Johnny Five is the ultimate '80s sex symbol. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at letsstopthere@gmail.com Follow us on twitter @lets

The Bible [Part 2] Dec 30, 2020 5249 This week we're finishing up "The Bible" and saying our goodbyes to the Amazon Book Club. In three days time we will be resurrected as Let's Stop There - much like our new hero and role model, Jesus. Join us as we turn the page and move on to our next chapter! --- Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

The Bible [Part 1] Dec 16, 2020 5107 This week we're reading The Bible by God. We're just a few episodes away from the debut of our new podcast Let's Stop There, but before we pull the trigger, we've decided to repent our sins and get right with God. This is our first two-part episode and we're kicking it off with the Old Testament. Right in time for the holiday season, we're giving you the best gift of all: Eternal salvation.

Alien Thanksgiving Nov 25, 2020 4651 Happy Thanksgiving, folks...Alien Thanksgiving by Zara Zenia, that is. Gather round and let Ganesh tell you a holiday tale as old as time - the story of a woman who brings home a bright blue alien boyfriend for Thanksgiving dinner. Make sure you download this one, you're going to want to pass this down to your children and grandchildren someday. A new Thanksgiving tradition! book link --- We're on

The Dirty Sweatpants of the Lost Colony Nov 5, 2020 4910 This week we're reading The Dirty Sweatpants of the Lost Colony by J M Hoover. Surely the most important thing happening this week, we finally expand on the dirty sweatpant lore that's been haunting our show for months. Also - a big announcement! Something new is around the corner in 2021 and we're giving you the lowdown. --- We're on the NET at bookclubpodcast.com Email us at amznbookclub@gmail.c

Give Yourself Goosebumps: Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life Oct 19, 2020 4664 This week we're reading Goosebumps: Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life by R.L. Stine. It's time for our annual tradition - a Halloween Choose-Your-Own-Adventure. R.L. isn't screwing around this time in what's sure to go down as a Halloween classic. Will we make the right decisions and come out on top or will we end up DEAD? Tune in to hear us make all the wrong decisions. --- We're on the NET at b

My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart Sep 24, 2020 4458 This week we're reading My Antifa Lover by Jessica Stranger. Ever fall for a BAD BOY? You know the type - Dark. Mysterious. Dangerous. Anti-racist and anti-capitalist. A full blown SJW taking a drag off a Juul while he lures you with his siren song to the local DSA chapter. Before you know it you're knocking on doors hawking the Green New Deal to a boomer with a black lung and shotgun pointed

Crimson Son: Can the Powerless Son of a Superhero Do What His Father Couldn't? Sep 2, 2020 5251 This week we're reading Crimson Son: Can the Powerless Son of a Superhero Do What His Father Couldn't? by Russ Linton. Book 1 in the "Crimson Son Universe Series" aims to answer this question and MUCH more. With the world in chaos, who couldn't use a super hero to help put the pieces back together? Get in on the ground floor of what's sure to be a pop culture bonanza. 🎶 If you wanna make the wor

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Aug 18, 2020 5105 This week we're reading The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor by Max Allan Collins. "The book was better than the movie!" is a common refrain among the more literary minded, but is it always true? Rest assured, folks, this book is just as shitty as its silver screen namesake. Think about everything you liked about The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (Brendan Fraser) and now imagine it without th

Sweet Tea & Second Chances Jul 29, 2020 6114 This week we're reading Sweet Tea & Second Chances by Dylann Crush. This book is exactly what you think it is, no more and no less. We still had a whole heap of fun reading it. Speaking of second chances, tune in to hear Austin try and dig himself out of a hole from the jump. 🎶 If you wanna make the world a better place, listen to the show, subscribe and rate 🎶 We're on the NET at https://www.

Little League Heroes Jul 8, 2020 5013 This week we're reading Little League Heroes by Joe Jackson. Ah, baseball - our National Pastime. Do you hear that? The crack of the bat, the snap of a ball hitting the glove, the low chanting of the crowd, Mikey's dad yelling at the ump for calling his kids pitch a strike when it was really up and in, little Jake Kirby crying in the dugout... ...because this is LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL. They say ev

Back to the Future Jun 16, 2020 5358 This week we're reading "Back to the Future" by George Gipe. Ganesh wanted to read the novelization of his favorite 80's sci-fi movie - unfortunately, we couldn't get our hands on "Short Circuit" so this will have to do. Whether you're a George McFly (Shane?) or a Biff Tannen (Definitely Ganesh), there's a little something for everyone in this adaptation of a SILVER SCREEN classic. Even if you don

Humpty Bumpkin May 26, 2020 4135 This week we're reading "Humpty Bumpkin" by Sam Cheever. Turns out "Humpty Bumpkin" isn't just the legal name on Shane's birth certificate, it's a book! About murder! And debutantes! Pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and throw away that medical mask, we're taking a trip DOWN SOUTH. 🎶 If you wanna make the world a better place, listen to the show, subscribe and rate 🎶 --- We're on the NET at https

The Apology May 18, 2020 4724 This week we're reading "The Apology" by Douglas Scribner. Buckle up, this is the best apology since Ruben Studdard's "Sorry 2004" - who's ready to forgive and forget?? 🎶 If you wanna make the world a better place, listen to the show, subscribe and rate 🎶 --- We're on the NET at https://www.bookclubpodcast.com/ Subscribe to our Patreon at http://patreon.com/amznbookclub Email us at amznbookclub@gm

Alien Prison Ship May 5, 2020 3772 This week we're reading "Alien Prison Ship" by Terrance Mulloy. It's a dark time right now and I think we could all use something light and optimistic to pick us up and keep us going. Unfortunately we're reading a book about a group of alien prisoners who crash land on Earth and wreak havoc on the good people of Atlanta, Georgia. Spoiler: The only good alien in the book is a prison guard. Life suc

Mommy Loves the Banker Apr 27, 2020 4269 This week we're reading "Mommy Loves the Banker" by Sharon Hughson. We're alive, and we're not gonna let this quarantine keep us down any longer. Join us for our first remote episode - just three dudes in their own apartments talking into the void. Which one of us will break down first? Guess you'll have to tune in! 🎶 If you wanna make the world a better place, listen to the show, subscribe and

ABC Remix: The Magpies Mar 30, 2020 4003 Hey folks - we're still quarantined as hell, so no new episode this week. But don't worry - you can still get your Amazon Book Club fix. We're remastering, remixing, and releasing some of our older episodes to get them up to our current GOLD STANDARD. Take a trip down memory lane with us, won't you? This week we're reading "The Magpies" by Mark Edwards. This one's got it all! Sex! Fire! Relentless

ABC Remix: Hot Bachelor Mar 22, 2020 3882 Hey folks - so we've been quarantined as hell for what seems like the last three years, so no new episode this week. But don't worry - you can still get your Amazon Book Club fix. We're remastering, remixing, and releasing some of our older episodes to get them up to our current GOLD STANDARD. Take a trip down memory lane with us, won't you? This week we're reading "Hot Bachelor" by Katie McCoy. T

Dinosaur Lake Feb 24, 2020 4008 This week we're reading "Dinosaur Lake" by Kathryn Meyer Griffith. There's a dino on the loose and the only one who can do a damn thing about it is a bumbling park ranger. Imagine Jurassic Park meets Yogi Bear, read in chunks by three idiots who can hardly keep up. 🎶 If you wanna make the world a better place, listen to the show, subscribe and rate 🎶 --- We're on the NET at https://www.bookclubpod

A Cowboy Billionaire Secret Baby Feb 10, 2020 4334 This week we're reading "A Cowboy Billionaire Secret Baby" by Hanna Hart. Cowboy. Billionaire. Secret. Baby. What else do you need? This combination of words is the key that will unlock your mind. This is more than a book - it's the pathway to nirvana. Forget your troubles. Forget your family. Forget your friends. Pry open your third eye and gaze into the abyss. Achieve immortality. Cowboy Billion

Life in the Dead Lane Feb 4, 2020 3757 This week we're reading "Life in the Dead Lane" by Lucy Quinn. Ganesh's laptop died last week and it feels like we recorded this episode a million years ago. I don't remember much of it but rest assured, some star-crossed cops are gonna fall in love or some bullshit. It's probably gonna get pretty steamy. And lord knows, someone is gonna find a dead body. My best guess is we ignore the plot entire

Project Strikeforce: Exodus Jan 13, 2020 3712 This week we're reading "Project StrikeForce: Exodus" by Kevin Lee Swaim. Happy New Year! Join us as we navigate a fast-paced action romp through a violent hell-world created by the unquenchable thirst of American imperialism. Fun stuff! Here's to a great decade! 🎶 If you wanna make the world a better place, listen to the show, subscribe and rate 🎶 --- We're on the NET at https://www.bookclubpodc

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