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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Sumo & Kavi 266 episodes Latest Jun 4, 2026

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY is a worldview repair and support service hosted by Sumo and Smokestack. They discuss the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, aiming to strip away layers of deception from government, academia, and big-tech. Topics range from Bigfoot and ghosts to the Church Fathers and building physics equipment. The hosts seek to restore medieval European cultural patrimony and encourage human flourishing.

Episodes

S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery Jun 12, 2026 7688 Melanie and writing songs about things.Sumo's recent article. Freud and Jung were correct. Medical research, beagles and pagan rituals in modern day.Intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. Thankfully space isn't real, Starfield and The Last of Us 2.Esau, spanking and sensitive young men.Luftwaffe or Country Music Dad, do conservative parents produce leftist children?Complaints about
S4E021: Steaks are High with Special Guest Christopher DiLoreto Jun 4, 2026 4991 What was going on with the Tower of Babel?Paranormal stories from Christopher DiLoreto and talking about the cattle mutilation phenomenon.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the
S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman Jun 2, 2026 9910 Noah’s flood, was it universal?A new interview with Zack Grafman covering the Charismatic Movement, a spectral Jeffrey Epstein, miraculous healings and the real C.S. Lewis.Links:Make Clive Lewis weird again SubstackSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe
S4E019: Paranormal Storytime with Special Guest Elliot Spear May 20, 2026 5558 An American hymn.Paranormal story adventures.The hantavirus situation, normies can’t manifest anything, he who seeks will find.Are we influencers?Chud the builder and screaming racial slurs at people in public.Racial differences and justice in America, the victim mindset.Interview with Elliot Spear about his paranormal adventures.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAltern
S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough May 1, 2026 7568 Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode.You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow.BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure and piracy vs dependability, employment and simulated violence.Arguing about the Shroud of Turin.The Great Male Renunciation.You’ve been conditioned by capitalism.
S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane Apr 27, 2026 5505 High-powered law offices and old-timey America.Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show.A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded.Silent film stars, fat people then vs fat people now, crazy names in the past.The SPLC situation.Pro-wresting is real and the world is fake.Sumo has boots in many puddles.Citizenship.Sumo
S4E016: Hot Takes Apr 13, 2026 11375 Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division.Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how there’s still great art being made, the explosion of technical competence in all fields, loving people by having fun, how mundane acts of kindness conquer cosmic evi
S4E015: Late Night Podcasting Mar 31, 2026 9976 Podcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation.Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing.A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American influence and control, what if there’s actually an underlying strategy to everything?The rules-based international order. Being unprepared for things in the current year.D
S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille Mar 24, 2026 5154 Guess who named this episode.Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die.How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women.The story of the Chinese farmer.Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way.There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared.You are not s
S4E013: The Problem with Being God Mar 9, 2026 7153 Current day Judaism is more anti-Christ than any other religion in the world.What an empire normally does vs hastening the end of the world. What happens if they build the Third Temple and nothing happens?Islamo-Christian vs Judeo-Christian.Genocidal maniacs in the U.S. government.Racism is bad.Micro-aggressions make up for Macro-aggressions.Don’t return your shopping cart, Freud was never wrong (
S4E012: Haunted by Anti-memes Feb 26, 2026 8620 Garfield lore and the reality of adversarial thought forms.Sumo’s comprehensive guide to understanding, perceiving and combating mythological creatures.Ideas exist even if nobody currently holds them.Memes and genes. People don’t have ideas, ideas have people.Numerical PlatonismDemons vs memes, Cognitohazards and non-human incorporeal beings.Containment methods.The anti-meme, self-keeping secrets,
S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man Feb 21, 2026 5287 Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk.The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are.Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle.Jeffrey Epstein didn’t judge peopleCharlie Kirk was Candace Owen’s gay bestie. Charlie was constantly getting stones in his basket.Everyone on the right is pretending to b

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