MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY is a worldview repair and support service hosted by Sumo and Smokestack. They discuss the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, aiming to strip away layers of deception from government, academia, and big-tech. Topics range from Bigfoot and ghosts to the Church Fathers and building physics equipment. The hosts seek to restore medieval European cultural patrimony and encourage human flourishing.
Episodes
S4E032: Meat Proxies
Meat Proxies, technology and Sumo’s bad accents.Peter Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris (the most unimpressive man who ever lived), gay people love the Golden Girls.Descartes, knowing you exist, consciousness, Richard Dawkins gets his mind blown by A.I.People are not going to get more sane.The Plague in Russian and Tyler Swift’s new song.You can do too much drugs.Machinery of government, money
S4E031: Skinning Crabs and Boiling Bullfrogs
A social commentary. How to kill Nepalese people. Sumo gets a bit racist. Reality is opposite from what people will tell you. Customer service has never been higher.Sumo gets into a car accident.The frontline of the bullshit economy. Come slave away.The problem is small business owners.Jacob Rees-Mogg and British inbreeding. The English aren’t a race.Ganesha Paganism with some Thor added on.Italia
S4E030: Incarnational Podcasting with Special Guest Frank Kidd
Mercenaries are entitled, the Cinderella Effect and the 1KYAE, lindy-ness, prepping for triumph, why you can support the Deep State and the CIA.Not since the Gospels has there ever been content this good!Sumo is a Girl Scout.Starseeds, give woo a chance. Treating America as a holy land.Why is everyone insane and isn’t it lovely that they are?Insane theories about the Lindsey Clancey trial.The Sale
S4E029: Fingering Over Sounds
Classic movies, streaming slop, old movies are slow. We’re on a mission from God.Hypercubes, Graham’s Number and math for the love of math.Make us your priority.Randomness and permutations, surrogate black men.Biologists can’t do math, that’s why they’re biologists.What Swedes are like.Interview with Brad KellySewer’s, Brad’s books, lying about your ethnicity.Faith and sin.Xenopsychology.Suffering
S4E028: 20 Geese & The Off-Loading of Agency
A whole new world. This is not a beginner conspiracy class. Shout out to the Odd Man Out and his podcast.Introduction to advanced mathematics, duality and being in a relationship with math.New interpretations of the Odyssey undiscovered for thousands of years.How dreams work and why they’re cryptic.The entire idea behind shadow work. Your conscious mind conforms to the super ego. The Lizard people
S4E027: Mogging Leonard Nemoy
The bizarre crossover of the Lord of the Rings and Star Trek.Sumo published a new book full of pearls of wisdom, according to clams.Leonard Nemoy vs William Shatner. Did Leonard Nemoy cause the death of J.R.R. Tolkien?Happy MAPSOC International Women’s Day! Liquid modernity and yes, women are the problem.Taking blame, is a collapsing fertility rate a problem?Can’t Modern Monetary Theory pay for th
S4E026: The Face that Launched a Thousand Ships, in the Opposite Direction! With Special Guest Chad Wolf
In the first half of the episode Sumo and Kavi talk about game poems while Sumo plays some in the background. There’s also talk about the Library of Babel, evolution, the universe and other fun stuff.In the second half of the episode special guest and friend of the show Chad Wolf joins Sumo to talk about Christopher Nolan’s new Odyssey movie and how it’s a metaphor for World War 2 and the fall of
S4E025: Sea Wolf Tybee
Callin’ Oats and the last gasps of the early Web 1.0 Internet.This is not a cult.What are the backrooms? Playing videogames as if they were a musical instrument. Rooms with no purpose.The difference between the pornographic and the erotic. Infinite choices that all go nowhere.Anything you can perfectly know isn’t alive.Pics or it didn’t happen. Urban legends and the concept of skin walkers applied
S4E024: Sumo Drops Several N-Bombs with Special Guest Jake Grafman
Sumo tries to get A.I. to write a song about slavery.Interview with Jake Grafman discussing paranormal topics such as UFOs, faith healings, ghosts and much more!The post interview section where Sumo rants about how amazing slavery is and says some no no words is restricted to members only so we don’t get banned from everywhere.Support the showSumo’s New BookTheology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Av
S4E023: Embracing Total Uncertainty
America is really nice and the European economy is very confusing.Peter Thiel is a giant nerd. Russian Lord of the Rings fan fiction.The authenticity of images has never existed.The Vatican issues a special Covid Vaccine coin.What is this show about?How do orbits work? The Earth isn’t moving.What is enlightenment?Who promised you certainty? Infinite data means anything can be proven.The truth does
S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery
Melanie and writing songs about things.Sumo's recent article. Freud and Jung were correct. Medical research, beagles and pagan rituals in modern day.Intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. Thankfully space isn't real, Starfield and The Last of Us 2.Esau, spanking and sensitive young men.Luftwaffe or Country Music Dad, do conservative parents produce leftist children?Complaints about
S4E021: Steaks are High with Special Guest Christopher DiLoreto
What was going on with the Tower of Babel?Paranormal stories from Christopher DiLoreto and talking about the cattle mutilation phenomenon.Support the showSumo’s New BookTheology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and
S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman
Noah’s flood, was it universal?A new interview with Zack Grafman covering the Charismatic Movement, a spectral Jeffrey Epstein, miraculous healings and the real C.S. Lewis.Links:Make Clive Lewis weird again SubstackSupport the showSumo’s New BookTheology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 reb
S4E019: Paranormal Storytime with Special Guest Elliot Spear
An American hymn.Paranormal story adventures.The hantavirus situation, normies can’t manifest anything, he who seeks will find.Are we influencers?Chud the builder and screaming racial slurs at people in public.Racial differences and justice in America, the victim mindset.Interview with Elliot Spear about his paranormal adventures.Support the showSumo’s New BookTheology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now
S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough
Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode.You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow.BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure and piracy vs dependability, employment and simulated violence.Arguing about the Shroud of Turin.The Great Male Renunciation.You’ve been conditioned by capitalism.
S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane
High-powered law offices and old-timey America.Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show.A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded.Silent film stars, fat people then vs fat people now, crazy names in the past.The SPLC situation.Pro-wresting is real and the world is fake.Sumo has boots in many puddles.Citizenship.Sumo
S4E016: Hot Takes
Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division.Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how there’s still great art being made, the explosion of technical competence in all fields, loving people by having fun, how mundane acts of kindness conquer cosmic evi
S4E015: Late Night Podcasting
Podcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation.Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing.A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American influence and control, what if there’s actually an underlying strategy to everything?The rules-based international order. Being unprepared for things in the current year.D
S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille
Guess who named this episode.Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die.How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women.The story of the Chinese farmer.Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way.There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared.You are not s
S4E013: The Problem with Being God
Current day Judaism is more anti-Christ than any other religion in the world.What an empire normally does vs hastening the end of the world. What happens if they build the Third Temple and nothing happens?Islamo-Christian vs Judeo-Christian.Genocidal maniacs in the U.S. government.Racism is bad.Micro-aggressions make up for Macro-aggressions.Don’t return your shopping cart, Freud was never wrong (
S4E012: Haunted by Anti-memes
Garfield lore and the reality of adversarial thought forms.Sumo’s comprehensive guide to understanding, perceiving and combating mythological creatures.Ideas exist even if nobody currently holds them.Memes and genes. People don’t have ideas, ideas have people.Numerical PlatonismDemons vs memes, Cognitohazards and non-human incorporeal beings.Containment methods.The anti-meme, self-keeping secrets,
S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man
Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk.The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are.Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle.Jeffrey Epstein didn’t judge peopleCharlie Kirk was Candace Owen’s gay bestie. Charlie was constantly getting stones in his basket.Everyone on the right is pretending to b
S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do?
What happens after the lord of the rings?Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free!How do you have a fact-less epistemology?Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G comes from.You really can’t believe anything.Greek people are kind of swarthy.The first T-Rex, dinosaurs are fake, just 10 more shots bro.All cuisines were invented by hotels.Freud kill
S4E009: A Blasphemous Mood Board into the Luciferian Heart of all Darkness
Weather and the end of the world. Prepping, Mormonism, working out to by physically perfect.This is our most schizophrenic show yet.Westworld.The Bicameral Mind, consciousness begins in the Iliad.The story is the heart of the universe.Being designed to ignore things that might hurt you.There is no anti-memetics division.Agency laundering.All of science tells you that you’re worthless, your actions
S4E008: Podcastception
Sumo wears his boots when podcasting.Podcast reaction content and how society got from there to here.Password advice, Toyotathon in space, be sure to subscribe for free foot pics.Roderick on the line, a case study of how we got here.Fleeing to California to seek your fortune, when the iPhone and apps were brand new.Hipsters, Millennials and Foursquare.When apple trees grow pears, Nicolae Ceaușescu
S4PYWLL002: Killing a Good Woman
The Renee Good situation.Why is there a dinosaur in the background and what does this mean?George Floyd and Waynel Sexton.Weird Biden glitches, weird Kyle Rittenhouse glitches.You can’t be a mystic if you own a smartphone.What is it bad on purpose?Almost everyone will never see the dinosaur. Everything you fear is fake.The Sovereign Citizen position.Support the showSumo’s New BookTheology With A S
S4E007: Who Is Gay?
An African pastor with a very loud shirt.Sumo’s black and doesn’t work, where’s his parade?Home renovations and Smokestack’s weirdly small toes. Smokestack digs a hole, some people just have dwarfish genes and need to tunnel.Finding guns in walls.Which side are we really on and who is gay?There’s a spectrum of gays.Orgone energy and cloud busters.Politics exists to break your brain.Who hasn’t hook
S4E006: Black Girl Magic and the Book of Tobit vs Skyrim
The Shroud of Turin, it’s fake and you’re all insane. How photography works.Every photo negative of black people has been scrubbed from the Internet.How to fake your own Shroud of Turin.The shroud contradicts the Biblical account of the crucifixion and resurrection.What does faith mean? Everyone from Italy and France are third-worlders.Why does God want faith and why doesn’t he give us proof?Cargo
S4E005: Hobby Shop Americans
The Lost Generation article by Jacob Savage.Smokestack isn’t white?!People who aren’t white leading the cause for white vengeance, identity games are spinning out of control, taking it out on white-skinned minorities.White women get all the benefits.Aryans have never been worried about racial purity.Why don’t we get to write bad TV shows?Make your own opportunities.Erika Kirk, people mourn differe
S4PYWLL001 with Special Guest Walter Bismark
An interview with special guest Walter Bismarck.Linkswaltbismarck.comTortuga MediaSupport the showSumo’s New BookTheology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are o
S4E004: Maximum Disfigurement
Pete Hegseth’s penis, Hunter Biden (for all his faults).Sumo goes to camp, Americana is here under your nose, if you can’t find that then it’s your fault.People don’t understand what America was and what it can be.No holds barred, rending and tearing and a magic circle.James Bowie’s knife, Davie Crocket was a psychopath, John Jerimiah (liver eating) Johnson and the insane bloodlust on the edge of
S4E003: Gay Cottage Maxing
Adolph Hitler gets elected in Namibia again except he’s black now.Talking about comics and the Hulk.Whatever you give attention to is what you create.An agregore of nonsense, the way to fight against it is to not care about it.Focus on the light, not the darkness.George Orwell, nothing ever changes, the meaning of genocide, using fancy words and foreign words in English.Yeshua, Christian hipsters
S4E002: The Sex Episode with Special Guests Godward and Jess
Schrodinger’s blowjob and the curious case of the Epstein files flip flop.Bannon’s Epstein ties and the gayest thing in the world.Ratcheting up the crank.The only winning move against the machine is to not play.J.D. Vance’s rise to power helped by an actual gay vampire.Sumo’s neighborhood witch.Sumo’s fight with Tani, when given opportunities people don’t say no to the system. Self-righteousness i
S4E001: Space Weather
Multiple podcast dimensions and seasons.Sumo gets banned from chess.com and also talks about street chess and chess boxing.Card magic and how it applies to conspiracy theory, philosophy and theology.You have to question your initial assumptions.The new mayor of New York. Scientists don’t like being proved wrong.The only vote that matters.Lichenstein is dead now. You can’t be a rich philosopher.Dis
S3E100: Together Through Time
The continued adventures of the MAPSOC crew now with total enhancement.For best results watch the video version here:https://mapsoc.org/s3e100/Support the showSumo’s New BookTheology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels
S3E099: Purveyors of Nonsense
Let it be. America’s never been stronger, poetry, the Jabberwocky.Appreciating the nonsense of language. Lewis Carol, George McDonald and C.S. Lewis.Californication, people don’t listen to the lyrics of music but Sumo hears words quite well.Glossolalia, the world is made out of language.Children growing up without language.There’s a linguistic barrier that affects how you see the world.The primary
S3E098: A Shield Against the Infinite
The Gospel in the Zodiac, everything with ancient religion was star magic.A city and its light pollution are a shield against existential dread.Everything is star magic; it always has been.Boot-licking and talking about the Walking Dead TV show.Maybe modernity isn’t so bad plus praise for Hillary Clinton.Arguing with Strawstack, the only way the system works is if you become what you don’t like.If
S3E097: A Mistuned Resonance of the Soul with Special Guest Josh
Names.Homeopathy and alternative medicine.Physical ailments caused by the mind. Morphogenics, Rupert Sheldrake and Terence McKenna.Hybrid animals.Spiritual realms based on numerology combined with homeopathic medicine.Emotional causes of disease.Greek philosophy and Christianity. The American psyche and how Americans view the soul.Glasses only make your eyes worse.Gonorrheal discharge can be a ble
S3E096: The Source of all the Cringe
A beginner’s guide to supernatural powers. Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung and therapy.Repression and Fate.Why do people think Jordan Peterson is crazy now?Niels Bohr and his horseshow, people arguing about the Pope.Inventions of the industrial revolution replacing jobs previously done by slaves.The psychic realm has changed, the old cosmology and rituals no longer cut it.Multiple personalities manifesti
S3E095: Nazis are Trying to get Your Children to Atlantis
The Greek word Pneuma.Sumo rants about the church fathers and online Catholics. Everyone needs their own personal head canon to be valid.Hallucinations on both sides, what can you do?Kavi’s adventures living in Africa.Suspicious detailed text messages from Charlie Kirk’s shooter.Who is winning on either side? The public is stupid and so is A/B testing.The Eternal Return.College sports and Sumo use
S3E094: Techno-Babbling Over Nonsense
Part 1The Charlie Kirk shooting.Photography, optics, film and physics.This show is really about A.I., the A.I. is inside of you. Making up data to fill holes in a narrative.The George Floyd narrative.Fishy things about the Charlie Kirk narrative.Maybe the human mind can’t distinguish between image and reality.All video is for entertainment purposes only.Did the Ukrainian girl even exist? Fishing t
S3E093: Basement-Tier Satanism with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
What’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people.How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposite.The Fabian Society, the Labour Party, secret societies aren’t even that secret.The shift to the destruction of Britishness itself. Why we have woke capital today.Barack Obama the Fabian socialist, w
S3E092: A 100% Chance of Schizophrenia
Matisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks.The Star Mirror book.Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs.The tragedy of the commons, the Scottish girl with the Axe. Blank statism and toy dogs.Performing metaphysical surgery.The cosmic symmetry of Heaven and Earth, Egyptian cosmology and how the pyramids mirror the star
S3E091: Wholesome Content for Jewish Children
Libertarianism, Odysee and matriarchal Judaism.Canadian climate lockdowns.Fiveish is a real TV show.Victimhood is the currency of our time. Fighting the victimhood mentality.American’s don’t know how to protest properly.Having sex with dragons.Lite thine eye be single, perspective adds 30 points of IQ, focusing on problems.Sumo justifies not returning the shopping cart. Rebelling against surrogate
S3E090: Lost Boys of the Apocalypse
Hipsters and axe throwing, the collapse of hipsterism. Too many white people in this rainbow parade.The Eternal Return, what is different today? Everything is vanity.What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again.Why there’s so much LGBT today. Monasteries, the Book of Gomorrah, most monks and nuns throughout history were probably doing things that weren’t considered that holy.
S3E089: A Pallet Cleanser
Normies and NPCs, the world needs NPCs.The alternative to being an NPC is being a doomer, or you can participate in the darkness.How Time Pool and Tucker Carlson feed the doomer narrative.Here at the Mystical American Patriots Society we’re like Pureland Buddhism, a middle way, where you’re aware of the darkness but you overcome the darkness by rising above it.Linux, LaTeX and tech bros.Please sha
S3E088: The Edge of Observation
The origin of podcasts.Sumo travels through a portal although he also might be confused.Why paranormal things happen when you’re alone, at night, in the dark, etc. The less you can observe a place the more paranormal stuff can bubble to the surface.Chinese weasel demons.There can’t be consensus without a monoculture.Kanye West is the new punk rock. Weird Al is a good example of why the country is
S3E087: Nothing to See Here
Bruce Lee was a small man.The age of consent, projecting current values onto the past, the conservation of taboo.Is Quebec Latino?A lack of butt-sex in Iran, look how gay Israel is.Narrative concoction is the oldest form of magic.Sumo is technically correct (the best kind of correct) about being Latino.Learn to play the game. It’s all just fake name and you can do that too.South Park is a guide to
S3E086: Infinite Money Glitch
Sumo used to be a handyman and worked on crazy houses built into cliffs.It should be a law that businesses have to accept cash.Money is debt and has no value outside of taxation. Taxes are redemptive, when you pay taxes the money disappears.Your taxes don’t actually pay for anything.You have to earn money before you spend it. The government spends it first, then gets it back.The original purpose o
S3E085: I Like Shawarma Too
We’re doing it again! War in the Middle East that is.Semitic scrutinizing and jumpstarting the eschaton.Sumo loves the Jews.Americans are insane blood thirsty lunatics.Dispensationalism.At least the Muslims care about Christ.Jewish history lesson and Hebrew language lesson.Read the book of Galations.People don’t have taste and people should make sense.Word Repair Service part 2, faith vs fear, sla
S3E084: Invisible Disabilities
Janice Joplin, the L.A. riots, you can’t deport people en masse, America loves slavery.What you should do, if you really want to win.You have to think like a psychopath to get how America works.Europe and Canada aren’t as good at being slave owners as America.Re-writing the Epstein narrative.The Elon and Trump cat fight.Sumo’s Nephilim deformities.Profiting from stock dips like what just happened
S3E083: Redneck Bacchanalia with Special Guests Brad Kelly and Godward
Brad Kelly’s background and why he left the Art of Darkness podcast.Tolkien and his lack of character development.The hero’s journey post World War 2, Catholic vs Protestant stories.The Internet as the printing press times a hunded.Grammar used to be different.Stock market astrology, the Age of Aquarius, the world ended in 2012.Cave spelunking stories.Post burning man depression.Godward does a car
S3E082: A Massive Kundalini Awakening with Special Guest Seriah Azkath
Seriah Azkath InterviewLost civilizations and cycles of collapse, ghost photos, hypnosis is not a memory recovery tool despite what you may have heard.Liminality experiences.The pre-Internet world.Infrared light and why it’s so hard to photograph paranormal phenomena.UFO sightings.The world is made out of language.Water erosion on the Sphinx and Graham Hancock.Everyone has at least one paranormal
S3E081: Joel Osteen’s Great Abs with Special Guest Joe Exotic
Tiger King InterviewWhat it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski.What were the charges?Political ambitionsSevered tiger heads in the court room.DeportationsHow Joe got started with tigers and exotic animals.Employee injuries.Dealing with tragedy and how to enjoy life.Religion and Joe’s connection with God.Paranormal experiences, orbs and ghosts.The Rest of the EpisodeBonding over miso soup, Sum
S3E080: Ghost Hunting for Fame and Fortune with Special Guest Matthew Jackson
Matthew’s ghost hunting origin story and personal landmark cases.How to use technology and radio waves to communicate with ghosts.Tesla and Edison’s “Ghost phones.”Spirits existing as electromagnetic frequencies.Taunting ghosts and how Sumo wants to get into a physical fight with a demon.The ghost of Henry Dickson and the Big Tunnel.The Hitchiker Phenomenon, the Estes Method and how to get started
S3E079: Cokes a Horse
Number stations, what are they? Listening to some recordings.Austin Metcalf, Sumo doesn’t like Texas, curated reality, faux outrage.Psy-ops always have tells.Using twins is the perfect way to fake things.Even if it’s fake, it’s real.Sumo’s adventures with a real-life black man, and stickers.Being mad is easier than being happy.The system is not in control, you are.Rule #1: They always have to tell
S3E078: Arguing with Ghost Elvis about Pangaea and the Nephilim
Sumo goes and meets Elvis in real life (allegedly).Arkansas geology, Magnet Town, Elvis’s career and Bob Joyce.God and or the universe uses fake shysters to point you towards the real.Are the ruins of Noah’s Ark in Turkey?Hiding your power levels.One of Elvis’s grandkids is mixed-race.Most conspiracy stuff is third hand.America is infinite, no one actually understands politics. Whatever your visio
S3E077: At Least We’re Moving
Kavi’s thoughts on Jonah, Leviathan and how the Nephilim survived the flood.Dragons in every ancient culture.Modern day Nephilim and RH Negative blood.A is for Adamski, UFO abductions and the Cherokee Indians.Why has the Jew hate been allowed to increase over recent years?Neville Lancelot Goddard, the Secret, American’s are still spiritually alive.Joseph Smith, relics and the Shourd of Turin.Don’t
S3E076: Sometimes a Marmoset gets it on with a Persimmon with Special Guest E. Adam Farris
Comic book talk.Jonah is an incredible story, Leviathan, the Great Fish.Are the Conan the Barbarian stories actually real history?Abraham was a minor warlord for awhile.Behemoth and Leviathan, what are they?Strange animal husbandry, hybrid bloodlines, giants in the Bible, why the Israelites wiped out entire tribes of people in the Promised Land.Shape-shifting pigs.David’s Mighty Men, how tall was
S3E075: It’s Your Fault for Believing Us
Chess lessons and black people speak a different language.Godward’s thoughts on the conversation with MyFitnessFeelings from last week.Benevolent dictatorship, trusting that your government doesn’t want to kill you, the noble lie.The government is following an alchemical process.The 4 phases of alchemy.We love the jews.Steelman arguments for lying to the public.People want to be anxious and fearfu
S3E074: Believe in Aliens and not Covid with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
Thank you to our supporters!Sleep injuries, rock-climbing injuries, sumo injuries and the Chuck Norris total gym.Covid retrospective, the most insane things people did, peak insanity, narrative inconsistencies and changing definitions.The body as a cosmos of itself.PCR tests, how they (don’t) work, trickery, playing with numbers.Cult-like behavior and scapegoating.Sympathizing with the elites.Talk
S3E073: Podcasting While on the Run from the Thought Police
It’s time for the United States to stop caring about Europe.America doesn’t do philosophy.Taking over Greenland.Wars in non-white countries, no one cares or even knows it’s happening.Paratroopers, crazy people in the African military running around wearing wedding dresses and eating people.Interview with Duke of Alba about the current situation in Europe.Support the showSumo’s New BookTheology Wit
S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security
We’re changing the show to make people feel smart.How do siphons work?How do mirrors work?Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.Be comfortable looking stupid.Sumo’s new favorite grifter.Sumo’s adventures with window blinds and abandoned mines.There’s no free speech in Europe.Sumo is podcasting from the fringe and must hit a button every hour or the podcast dies.A.I. short stories, huma
S3E071: A Genuine Supervillain Plot
It’s always the Super Bowl.Predictive programming, statistics, gambling on sports, sports are too optimized now and it’s too easy to influence the results of the game.DOGE and ridiculous government spending.Catholic churches trafficking refugees.“Mexicans are like cats.” -Sumo Sumo grosses out the audience.Mount Vesuvius and Pompeii, using A.I. to allegedly read old burned scrolls, how the light s
S3E070: Riddles in the Dark
Did Bilbo Baggins cheat? Changing the rules of the game.The New Jersey UFO/drone sightings are still happening, lots of weird stuff, mass hysteria.Making mistakes, making things bad on purpose, consent harvesting.Elon Musk’s Nazi salute.Saying things you don’t believe.Donald Trump is King of the World!If you play the game, you lose the game.Project Stargate’s shiny new A.I. powered MRNA vaccines.T
S3E069: Kindergarten Speak Naively Combined with Murderous Rage
The end of the world as we know it.Tik Tok and how social media sites work, servers are expensive, why did Vine fail?The Mystical American Patriots Society is the most banned podcast. The written word and audio seem to be mostly allowed but nothing else.Trump as Caesar and the end of the republic.Trump launches his $TRUMP meme coin. Cryptocurrency scams, usages, Hawk-Tuah girl did nothing wrong.Th
S3E068: Paranormal Adventures with Special Guest Joshua Cutchin
Everything that’s happened this year so far. Fake in the Real and Real in the Fake.Weird names again, we’re allowed to dislike Muslims again.The Trump Hotel Cybertruck explosion. How do you join ISIS? War with Iran, war with China. We’re due for some boundary redrawing, trying to get to Greenland.Six Degress of Hitler and family Hitler stories.Flashback!Joshua Cutchin InterviewJoshua Cutchin’s cha
S3E067: Spinning Around the Reality Generator
Being a white person in Asia is pretty awesome.Elon Musk’s pro-immigration tweets, Vivek doesn’t have good genes, he studied all the time and didn’t have a life.H1B Visas, being honest about wanting to have slaves, doing slavery in a better way.Slavery vs abortion.Slavery works.“Slavery is an amazing technology.” -SumoIntegration, multi-ethnic empires, bringing back fraternal organizations but not
S3E066: The Sum of Many Zeros is Still Zero
Cheering on murder, how insurance works, alternative solutions, money problems.Hyperventilating about the bad, the fuel Babylon runs on, people are animals who need to be managed and controlled.Be grateful for the system when you don’t have an alternative solution.Carl Jung’s Undiscovered Self book.Revolutions never work, the elites always get away.Look at the good and begin to get free.The plight
S3E065: Straighten Up and Fly Right
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.Conservatives always lose, even when they win. They also don’t support anything.Mixing religion with war-time propaganda, people are more resistant to psy-ops now.The insanity of the past, nothing is new under the sun, every generation is the same.The Andrews Sisters, the Puritans, everything we’re complaining about now was happening before.Just don’t talk a
S3E064: Non-Disclosure Canada Show with Special Guest Horace Finkelstein
The Mike Tyson/Jake Paul boxing match, everything is not real.The non-disclosure agreement of the cosmos. The Book of Job, the Parable of the Wheat and Tears, too much light and purity.Maybe the passions of the flesh are what keeps the game going.Death is the grand joke and every story needs an antagonist.Horace Finkelstein InterviewPolitics and immigration in Canada, Indians and Filipinos, the Si
S3E063: The Shank Tank
The Elections!Martial arts, Aikido, numerology and symbolism.Predictions for Trump’s next term in office, a new World Fair, Trump is the new Caesar.The purpose of a system is what it does.Liberal tears, love your enemy and why the Illuminati is good.Winning the big fight.Ending Music: Spiritual State (Tribe Special Edition Mix) by NujabesSupport the showSumo’s New BookTheology With A Spear, Volume
SOUL Radio Episode 2
Bigfoot, time loops, the apocalypse and Tucker Carlson gets mauled by a demon.LinksJoshua Cutchin Synchro-mysticism and BigfootFuture Fossils: Eric Wargo on Time Loops: Precognition, Retrocausation and the UnconciousTrialogue: The Apocalypse, with Terence McKenna and Ralph AbrahamTucker Carlson: I was mauled by a demon! Exclusive clip from Christianities documentaryMusicLove by Barb WaltersStay Wi
S3E062: Hyper Reality with Special Guest Godward
Godward recommends unemployment.Talking about an anonymously written blog post about hyper reality. What do weird rules in the Old Testament mean? Waiting for the messiah to fulfill prophecies in 2024. How people tell history and what is relevant?One of the greatest first sentences ever conceived in a novel.How did prophecy ever become part of the Biblical canon? What do all the strange details in
S3E061: The Waters Below
Sumo discusses the hurricane, why right-wingers and truthers are begging for FEMA camps, how the economy works, how taxes work and how foreign aid works.Don't be a victim!Support the showSumo’s New BookTheology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where
S3E060: Gutenjöbben with Special Guest Ruckus
Did Ashville North Carolina deserve to be flooded?What has Ruckus been up to?The first American to use the suicide pods in Switzerland. Killing yourself like a man, you should have to earn suicide.Talking about the Jews, being in combat with God, caterpillars are stupid.Black Hebrew Israelites.Sumo really likes shoes.Oil, pastor Lindsey Williams, have any resources ever actually ran out? We live i
S3E059: Preterism with Special Guest jtfollowsjc
The events of 70 A.D. and why don’t Christians know more about this?Did Jesus already return?Reforming Judaism after 70 A.D. and the temple was destroyed. Why did the Romans persecute early Christians?How to explain prophecy and living during the end of the world.Dispensationalism, Elijah and John the Baptist, sci fi stories about the Apostle John.The Tartaria connection, free energy and lost tech
S3E058: The Strangest Thing That Ever Happened
Is Elvis still alive and working as a pastor in Arkansas?They’re eating the cats! Haitian immigrants in Springfield Ohio, Sumo angers all of Twitter (again), eating dirt (medicinally), recolonizing Haiti and maybe white people really should be replaced.9/11, predictive programming in dollar bills, tv shows and media.There’s a dark power in the world like something from a fantasy novel.Building 7,
S3E057: Chiropractic Law and Bigfoot Induced Glossolalia with Special Guest Ruckus
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S3E056: The Owl and UFO Connection with Special Guest Mike Clelland
Scientific folklorism, the UFO phenomenon and the owl aspect of the greater mystery.Synchronicities, camping and owl stories.Psychic grizzly bears.Mike’s abductee experience story.Speculations about how owls are connected to UFOs, screened memories and spiritual transformations after UFO encounters.Owl patterns with UFOs, meditation, psychedelics, shamanic initiations, and death.The owl connection
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