AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology
Put the kettle on! You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that's fit to sip.
Episodes
Your Jupiter Sign... And Why It Matters
Did you know that YOU have a high-rolling, risk-taking, pleasure-seeking Casino Daddy living inside your birth chart? No? Well, buckle up, baby, because today we're talking about YOUR Jupiter — the planet of luck, abundance, expansion, wisdom, "one more round" at 3AM — and what it means for you, individually, to embrace this lucky planet. We’re exploring Jupiter in every zodiac sign, including wha
Week of June 29: NONSTOP CHAOS = Mercury Retrograde! Full Moon! Jupiter in Leo! ...BUCKLE UP!
You’re NOT ready — but your horoscope is! Mercury Retrograde begins, the Full Moon in Capricorn is extra aggro, and Jupiter enters Leo for the first time in 12-years …oh, and by the weekend, Mars collides with Uranus for the first time in Gemini in 84-years (right in time for July 4; the United States' 250th birthday). You’re on a rollercoaster, and this one goes upside down, so make sure you’re s
Grace Helbig: Libra Lessons, Breast Cancer, and Pisces Moon Ghost Stories (Obviously)
You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Grace Helbig — YouTube pioneer, comedian, author, host, and Libra icon! Grace joins Aliza at the table to explore tarot cards and karmic stars, unpacking Grace’s multi-decade journey through creativity, loneliness, and healing. Together, they discuss everything from Libra indecisiveness and Virgo perfectionism to psychic sensitivity, ghost encounter
Week of June 22: POWERFUL Solstice Illuminates EVERYTHING (What Cancer Season Means for YOU)
Horoscopes are served poolside, as we bask in the extra sunlight during these longest days of the year, with Summer Solstice kicking off Cancer Season and some much-needed new energy. In this Weekly Brew, Aliza dives into the meaning of Summer Solstice, why the beginning of summer aligns with Moon-ruled Cancer rather than Sun-ruled Leo (this is truly *such* tea), and what it means to stand at one
Your Chiron Sign... And Why It Matters
Where’s Chiron in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Chiron — the comet that represents our deepest wounds and greatest healing — and why understanding your Chiron placement is the key to true happiness, confidence, and fulfillment. Woof.
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With Chiron moving into Taurus this week, Aliza explores what Chiron means in YOUR birth ch
Week of June 15: Chiron in Taurus = SUCH A BIG DEAL (This Will CHANGE Your Life... Seriously)
Chiron, the wounded healer, enters Taurus, which means we’re entering a brand new healing journey — while also closing out of one of the most chaotic, identity-shaking, paradigm-shifting chapters of our lives. Tea! It’s your Weekly Brew, and Aliza’s serving horoscopes, unpacking what’s been going on since 2018, and what YOU should expect over the next 8-years with Chiron in Taurus. Aliza spills pr
Caitlin Reilly on Virgo Psychosis, Paranormal Experiences, and Mercury Retrograde's Unexpected Magic
You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Caitlin Reilly (https://www.instagram.com/hicaitlinreilly) — comedian, actor, and consummate Virgo… who also happened to be born during Mercury Retrograde! Tea! Caitlin joins Aliza for spills on tarot cards and proverbial stars; namely, what does it mean when it feels like you’re navigating one of the most intense chapters of your life… and then you
Week of June 8: New Moon in Gemini = ENERGY BOOST You've Been CRAVING (Plus, Venus and Jupiter KISS!)
Respectfully, you need an attitude adjustment! Aliza spills your weekly horoscope, and the piping hot theme is LIVE DELICIOUSLY — all thanks to Venus (the planet of love and values) doing the absolute most (including forming an incredibly lucky connection with Jupiter). Then, as we race toward a gorgeous New Moon in Gemini, you’re invited to explore the wonders of neuroplasticity, intentionally sh
Your Moon's House... And Why It Matters
By popular demand (!), Aliza dives into your Moon through the Houses — the area of life where your emotional world lives, breathes, crashes out, reinvents itself, and (hopefully) learns how to ride the tidal waves. If you’ve ever wanted to understand WHY you are the way you are, why certain themes in your life are SO high stakes, and why intense themes ebb and flow over and over again... well, div
Week of June 1: WELCOME to the JUNE-gle! (EVERYTHING's about to CHANGE)
It's wild out there, and Aliza's serving weekly AND monthly horoscopes in this very special episode. Yeehaw! We’re officially crossing into the 6th month of the year, which means 2026 is halfway over… and the second act is just beginning. And honey, you know the second act is always when things get very, very interesting. Aliza breaks down why June is one of the most important turning points of 20
Gus Heagerty SPILLS on Victorian Ghosts and Gemini Men
It's our first CelebriTEA PARTY! Welcome Gus Heagerty — comedian, actor, Internet icon — to the brew. Gus joins Aliza at the table to unpack his birth chart, spill a little tea, and figure out what the stars have to say about his career, destiny, and his deeply relatable adoration for mommy!
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Together, Aliza and Gus steep deep, exploring e
Week of May 25: WILD Blue Full Moon in Sagittarius TRUTH BOMBS
A BLUE MOON!?! IN THIS ECONOMY!? Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is MORE, MORE, MORE. We’re building toward a rare Blue Moon in Sagittarius— the second Full Moon in the month of May — and honey, she did not come to play. Expect breakthroughs! Expect revelations! Expect insomnia! If the first half of 2026 has felt heavy, frustrating, or even disappointing… good news: the energy
5 Signs Your Life is ACTUALLY Hard, Astrologically
Is your life EXTRA difficult? Honey, it’s not in your head — it’s actually in your chart! At the Tea Party, Aliza breaks down the 5 hardest astrological placements in a birth chart; signatures that point to challenging paths that demand growth sans any shortcuts. So are you… cursed? Actually, quite the opposite! Believe it or not, these signatures reveal the bewitching life your soul NEEDED you to
Week of May 18: INSTANT Gemini Season CHAOS — URANUS is at it AGAIN!
Get ready to spiral (but in a cute way?) because Gemini Season has arrived! Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is THINK FAST. Expect shocking realizations, strange breakthroughs, scandalous flirtation, and way too much overstimulation. Let’s lock in, honey. Aliza breaks down why Gemini energy gets such a bad reputation, how to survive a Uranus cazimi without blowing a fuse, and wh
Your Moon Sign... And Why It Matters
What’s YOUR Moon Sign? And did you know the Moon reveals EVERYTHING? Your emotional needs? Your coping mechanisms? Your relationship with your MOTHER! In this deep, emotional, wildly insightful episode, Aliza breaks down the Moon through every sign of the zodiac—from fiery Aries Moons who process feelings through action, to deeply psychic Pisces Moons absorbing every emotion that’s ever existed. P
Week of May 11: New Moon in Taurus = The LUCKIEST Energy of the ENTIRE YEAR?!
Money! Love! Horoscopes! Ready to manifest? Good — because this week’s astrology, anchored by the New Moon in Taurus, is absolutely dripping with potential. The theme of the week is ROOM TO BLOOM, and Aliza is serving up a gorgeous guide to working with one of the most fertile and supportive weeks we’ve had in a long time. Let’s plant some seeds, honey.
🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc
7 Signs You're Actually Psychic (Plus, Intuition vs. Anxiety — How To Tell The Difference!)
What's the deal with your spidey senses? Those repeating angel numbers? Your random premonitions? Honey, your actually psychic! In this week’s Tea Party, Aliza is spilling on the 7 biggest psychic signatures in a birth chart. Basically, if you’ve ever felt “the twisty spins,” knew something was going to happen before it did, or had a supernatural encounter, this is your brew. But you already knew
Week of May 4: STRESSFUL Moments = BIG Rewards (ACCEPT the CHALLENGE!)
Ready for a stressful, annoying, and high-pressure week? Of course not, but your horoscope is served — and Aliza is here to help you understand the method to the madness. We’re steeping into our theme of the week, PRESSURE IS POWER, to help YOU understand how to work WITH the tense energy. Let’s turn you into a diamond, baby!
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The 12 Houses in YOUR Chart... And Why They Matter
Do you want the HOUSE TOUR (except it's astrology)? Aliza is your freaky relator, inviting you to step inside the 12 Houses of the Birth Chart. This week’s Tea Party breaks down one of the most essential (and most misunderstood) parts of astrology, and Aliza explains what every single House is about — and why it matters.
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In this episode, Aliz
Week of April 27: HAUNTING Full Moon in Scorpio REVELATIONS
It’s giving Halloween! Your horoscope is served, and the theme is YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, as we build toward a potent Full Moon in Scorpio that’s loaded with chills and thrills. Expect revelations, emotional truth, and a few graveyard-level resurrections — because yes, under this lunation, the past will be busting out of the soil. Spooky!
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Your Uranus Sign... And Why It Matters
Where’s Uranus in your chart? (No, not that. Don't be disgusting.) This week’s Tea Party dives into Uranus — the planet of revolution, rebellion, disruption, and all things freaky & unconventional — and why understanding your Uranus placement is the key to accessing your zone of genius.
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With Uranus moving into Gemini, the energy is fast, ele
Week of April 20: Uranus in Gemini = SHOCKING Surprises Change YOUR Life ...Forever
Uranus enters Gemini — a once-in-a-lifetime transit — and the tea is SCALDING, honey! Our Weekly Brew is absolutely WILD, as Aliza Kelly explains why Uranus (the planet of shock & awe) entering Gemini will change the world (on both a personal and collective level), kicking off a brand new cycle that hasn't happened in 84-years. Oh, and it's Taurus Season!
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5 Things You NEED To Know About YOUR Birth Chart (Start Here)
So you want to understand astrology, but you don't know where to start? Right here, divas! This week’s Tea Party is a hot pour for anyone who wants a fresh perspective on their birth chart: Aliza's breaking down the 5 things you need to know about astrology, so you can get out of your head and into the stars. Astrology doesn't need to be overwhelming—and, in this episode, Aliza makes sure the brew
Week of April 13: MAJOR New Moon in Aries BREAKTHROUGHS
The theme of this Weekly Brew is KEEP ON PUSHING, and we're serving heavy pour-oscopes (yes, that's your horoscope). As we reach the final stretch of Aries Season and build toward a powerful New Moon in Aries aligned with Chiron, expect a powerful breakthrough to snap into place.
With Mars activating Saturn, Neptune, and Pluto, the energy is urgent, creative, and intense, pushing you to act on the
Your Mars Sign... And Why It Matters
Where’s Mars in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Mars — the planet of anger, sex, drive, and raw life force energy — and why understanding your Mars placement is the key to feeling alive again.
With Mars moving into Aries, the energy is urgent, physical, and impossible to ignore, pushing you to reconnect with what actually turns you on and motivates you. Aliza breaks down Mars through
Week of April 6: Mars in Aries = Get Ready To FIGHT
Welcome to the very first episode of AstroloTea—your Weekly Brew, including your horoscope, served hot and ready to set the tone for what’s ahead.
This week’s theme is TIME TO FIGHT, as Mars links up with Uranus at a critical degree before charging into Aries, activating one of the most powerful points in the zodiac. Expect momentum, urgency, and a clear call to action around what actually matters
You're Invited to AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly
Put the kettle on! It’s time to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. New episodes poured every Monday and Wednesday.
Every week, celebrity astrologer and bestselling author Aliza Kelly breaks down what’s happening in the sky and what it actually means for you. On Mondays, tune in for The Weekly Brew, where Aliza walks you through the week’s astrology with horoscopes for every zodiac sign, tarot
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