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AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

Aliza Kelly 20 Episodes Oct 14, 2026

Put the kettle on! You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that's fit to sip.

Episodes

Top 5 Signs for SHADOW WORK — YOUR Birth Chart REVEALS Secret Truths, Deep Desires, and Repressed POWER (What Are You HIDING?!)
Top 5 Signs for SHADOW WORK — YOUR Birth Chart REVEALS Secret Truths, Deep Desires, and Repressed POWER (What Are You HIDING?!) Oct 14, 2026 45:08 Are you being HAUNTED… by YOURSELF? Chilling! This week — we're diving into your birth chart and heading straight into the psychological underworld to meet your SHADOW SELF: the mysterious, repressed, and secret parts that you've tried to bury, deny, or shame into extinction. But guess what, diva? The shadow is immortal; the shadow will never die! Mwahaha! Behold! It’s time for some seriou
Week of Oct 12: It's Been 5 MONTHS of WEIRDNESS... But — Thanks to PLUTO — Your POWER Is Coming BACK! (MAJOR SHIFT!)
Week of Oct 12: It's Been 5 MONTHS of WEIRDNESS... But — Thanks to PLUTO — Your POWER Is Coming BACK! (MAJOR SHIFT!) Oct 12, 2026 56:42 Are you ready to TAKE BACK YOUR POWER?! Well, honey, have I got a deal for you! This week, the cosmos is serving a MAJOR power play, and for the first time in months, some seriously intense energy is finally moving FORWARD. Pluto — the planet of power, control, and transformation — is going direct after being retrograde since May, and suddenly the things that once seemed impossible are looking a w
5 Signs You're a Witch — The Top WITCHIEST Placements in Your Birth Chart (Do You Have Any?!)
5 Signs You're a Witch — The Top WITCHIEST Placements in Your Birth Chart (Do You Have Any?!) Oct 7, 2026 48:36 ⭐ MPLS: TONIGHT! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour ⭐Are you a witch?! Maybe you already know the answer. Well, divas, grab your broomstick and birth chart, because Aliza is revealing 5 of the witchiest placements in astrology — and you may be a whole lot more enchanted than you realized.Tea is served …and this one CACKLES!⭐ MPLS — TONIGHT! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour ⭐🎟️ ALL SHOWS https://tinyurl.com/
Week of Oct 5: POTENT New Moon in Libra — RELATIONSHIPS Are About to CHANGE! (But First, CHAOS?!)
Week of Oct 5: POTENT New Moon in Libra — RELATIONSHIPS Are About to CHANGE! (But First, CHAOS?!) Oct 5, 2026 54:46 🎟️ 10.6 TUES — CHI! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎟️🎟️ 10.7 WED — MPLS! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎟️We’re barreling into spooky season, and this week’s horoscope explores the upcoming gorgeous New Moon in Libra. It’s opening the door to NEW relationships! NEW opportunities! NEW beginnings! But… yet… there’s something lurking in the shadows. Venus is still retrograde in Scorpio, Mars is doing the
WHY Are You LIKE THAT? Keeping It PETTY, Seeking REVENGE & This Sign Gets HOTTER With Age (feat. Jake Cornell)
WHY Are You LIKE THAT? Keeping It PETTY, Seeking REVENGE & This Sign Gets HOTTER With Age (feat. Jake Cornell) Sep 30, 2026 28:20 You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Jake Cornell — comedian, viral sensation, and legendary tea time companion! As a Scorpio Sun, Aquarius Moon, and Capricorn Rising, Jake is serving a complex brew of revenge fantasies, mommy AND daddy issues, and the value of community. So on today’s episode, Jake and Aliza get into ambition, relationships, vengeance, and why Aliza qualifies to be Ja
Week of Sept 28: VENUS RETROGRADE is HERE! — It's Been 8 YEARS! (What Happened in 2018?! Things Get MESSY!)
Week of Sept 28: VENUS RETROGRADE is HERE! — It's Been 8 YEARS! (What Happened in 2018?! Things Get MESSY!) Sep 28, 2026 1:04:03 Venus Retrograde has ARRIVED… and your horoscope is SERVED. For 40 days and 40 nights, Venus — the planet of love, beauty, money, pleasure, values, and desire — is embarking on one of the strangest and most magical retrograde journeys in astrology. Your taste might change. Your relationships might change. Your desires might get… weird. And should an ex-lover suddenly appear at your door? DO NOT OP
Are You COMPATIBLE… Or Just Really Horny?! Answering YOUR BURNING Astrology Questions on Love, Sex, and Exes (It's TEA!)
Are You COMPATIBLE… Or Just Really Horny?! Answering YOUR BURNING Astrology Questions on Love, Sex, and Exes (It's TEA!) Sep 23, 2026 51:49 Are you compatible… or are you just weirdly horny? Welcome to the 50th episode of AstroloTea, divas! To celebrate, Aliza is answering your most BURNING, SALACIOUS, TEA-ROTIC questions about love, sex, soulmates, exes, and everything you’ve always wanted to know about astrological compatibility — but may have been a little too shy to ask. Honey, get ready for a very delicious sip; in fact, it may b
Week of Sept 21: OMG!!! Intense Equinox + FERAL Full Moon in Aries = INSANE TURNING POINT! (Yes, It's GOING DOWN!)
Week of Sept 21: OMG!!! Intense Equinox + FERAL Full Moon in Aries = INSANE TURNING POINT! (Yes, It's GOING DOWN!) Sep 21, 2026 1:11:33 HELLO SPOOKY SEASON! This week, the Sun enters Libra, we cross the threshold of the Equinox, AND a completely buck-wild Full Moon in Aries turns everyone into a WEREWOLF. Plus, Mars — the most horned up planet — speeds into Leo… y’know, as if there wasn’t enough going on. What does it mean for YOU? Your horoscope is served, and it’s an absolutely scalding!🎟️ OCT TOUR (ALMOST SOLD OUT): https://ali
Neptune in Your Chart... And Why It Matters
Neptune in Your Chart... And Why It Matters Sep 16, 2026 1:10:37 Where’s YOUR Neptune? Today, we’re visiting this distant, misty waterworld; welcome to Neptune, divas! Here, you’ll enjoy divine inspiration! Psychic revelations! Hollywood glamour! Spiritual ecstasy! Compulsive escapism! And… who knows what else! It’s hard to see anything through this thick fog! But hey, that’s Neptune for ya. Get lost with Aliza as she hits the dance floor, rocking to the rhythm
Week of Sept 14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — It's Been 40 YEARS! (It's a MAJOR MOMENT)
Week of Sept 14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — It's Been 40 YEARS! (It's a MAJOR MOMENT) Sep 14, 2026 1:07:23 Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? YOURSELF?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with power, imagination, and the future in both subtle and casual cataclysmic ways. The theme of the week is I WANT TO BELIEVE — and honey, we’re all about to get beamed t
7 Signs You’re Actually About to LEVEL UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART)
7 Signs You’re Actually About to LEVEL UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART) Sep 9, 2026 1:07:09 IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually mean you’re on the precipice of a MASSIVE UPLEVEL. You’ve outgrown your conditions. You’ve expanded beyond the walls of your current reality. And something much, much bigger is about to unfold. In today’s Tea Party, Aliza reveals t
Week of Sept 7: FINALLY! New Moon in Virgo = The PERFECT Time to MANIFEST and MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN! (Let's DO IT!)
Week of Sept 7: FINALLY! New Moon in Virgo = The PERFECT Time to MANIFEST and MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN! (Let's DO IT!) Sep 7, 2026 57:43 The Eclipse Season evacuation order has officially been lifted, and baby, WE ARE BACK AT IT with a gorgeous New Moon in Virgo. This week’s horoscope is absolutely perfect for manifesting, setting intentions, and making it all happen… and that’s exactly what’s in store. But wait! What has changed in the past 6 weeks? How have you blossomed? Transformed? What have you learned? You are not returning

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