Shut Up, Bitch!
Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who explore the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life, both online and in real life. They cover weird internet lore, video games, and share their perspectives as two gays with microphones.
Episodes
Are gay people allowed to be basic?
Hiiiii! Apparently there's a whole conversation about whether gay podcasts are "f** slop" now, so naturally we had to weigh in. We get into whether two gay men talking about fuzzy bellies is hurting anyone, and the very real crime of taking creep photos of strangers at the gym. Plus Tyler code switches for his cat, tells a fishing story that nearly killed him, and somehow ended up in
Blind boxes are teaching kids to gamble
Hey girl. The squishy bao bun trend has gotten out of hand, a mom stole her own kid's glitter dumpling on camera (jail), and kids are getting 2nd degree burns from putting squishies in the microwave. OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!! Plus, Tyler is voicing a penguin in a film festival pilot, airport lounges are a scam, and we explain why coming out and dating someone 20 years older are basically the same th
Nintendo Direct is treating us like babies
Hiii!! A Star Fox 64 remake has been announced for Switch 2 and the Nintendo Direct video is annoying! We discuss this and the new character designs, which (let’s just say it out loud) are less hot now. We also talk about children getting SCAMMED on TikTok live so make sure you spam those galaxies or whatever. Plus, e-mail and guestbook comments! Bye!Watch the episode on YouTube!
Am I Asexual or Is Sex Just Gross?
John thinks sex is disgusting so let’s talk about it. He also shares a crazy experience he had while riding through Los Angeles in a driverless car that freaked him out. Tyler goes to his first ever vogue ball and talks about how important lgbtq+ subcultures like ballroom are for the queer community. Did you know Tyler can vogue the house down boots? Just kidding haha wow there’s no way you though
Age of Attraction made us grateful to be gay
We watched Age of Attraction, a Netflix show where singles connect without knowing each other’s ages, and have thoughts about how absolutely insane straight people are about marriage. Also: Tyler went to Hawaii, accidentally stayed at a Mormon hotel, and we got into it about why holding hands in some places still feels political. Did you know there's a whole ass Mormon town in Oahu? Who knew!
Ambitious but stupid 💀
Hello!! Bit of a shorter episode today since Tyler is going on vacation in Hawaii! We talk about surfing, John can’t stand how Tyler references songs in a different key than they were written, and we discuss fun things to do in Long Beach! (Well, we try to…we don’t leave our usual stomping grounds).Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin
We’re getting our Tomodachi LIFE!
This week we talk about Nintendo's newest game, Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, the weird implications of giant horse-sized hamsters, papusa-fueled run-ins with Karens, and the weird brand names dominating Amazon. If you're reading this rn it means you're gayWatch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://disco
If you have a fat ass you might have ADHD
Sources say having a big booty-ass is a sign of ADHD, but how reliable are these sources? Is the source just something Tyler read online? Yes. Anyway we also talk about John’s trip to Canada, play NAME THAT TAMAGOTCHI! and talk about Brokeback Mountain for some reason. Enjoy!Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://di
We got ran through at Mall World
Thousands of people share the same recurring dream of an infinite mall. It's called Mall World, and we need to talk about it! Also: finding John a queer barber, and the most cursed Disney Channel commercials. Have you dreamt of Mall World? Provolone might know some of the entities there.Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Disc
He’s not gay, he has a girlfriend in Canada
Helloooo!! This week we have a bit of a shorter episode because John is off to Canada, but we still talk about some good stuff! We discuss gratitude, friendship, John’s recurring flea problem (oop!), and a few other really fun things but you gotta check out the episode to take it allllll in. Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our D
A neighbor threatened him and the reason is insane | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 57
Hello!!! This week we test Tyler’s rollercoaster knowledge and SO much more! So stick around if you wanna hear a wild story from Tyler or if you want two queers talking in the background while you work or study or something!Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Need advice from a professional
We both have ADHD and that explains a lot | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 56
Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Need advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to help!provolone@shutupbitchpod.comAdd our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music!Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25 Apple
We went to the mall and now we look like this | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 55
Hey, or whatever…we went to the mall and met some kids at hot topic who gave us a makeover, so now we look like this. Anywayyyy! This week we talk about the mall, mall goths, and a surprise guest appears toward the end!! Be sure to tune in and enjoy these looks that we’re serving! YaaaaaaaWatch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodNeed advice fro
We did smash or pass for Resident Evil and one of us needs help | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 54
Hiiii!! This week we talk about one of our favorite video game series, RESIDENT EVIL! We’ve been playing RE9 and Tyler brought a “game” for John to play with him that involves the series. Heheh. Provolone is also starting an advice column, we talk about the new Pokemon starters that were announced recently, and a bunch of other stuff so you’ll definitely have to tune in and watch this week’s episo
Is He An Evil Bottom? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 53
Girrrrrl we are back, where have you been?! This episode we talk about John’s trip to Portland, then we open some…interesting trading cards! We also discuss the latest Dom Com movie Pillion, and we somehow end up having a GENUINELY great conversation about creativity! Be sure to watch & listen & comment & subscribe and all the other things if you feel so compelled to, we love hearing f
Queer for a Whole Year | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 52
Hi!!! Guess what? We’re doing a special livestream tonight because IT’S OUR 1ST ANNIVERSARY OF SHUT UP, BITCH!! Head to https://.twitch.tv/shutupbitchpod tonight at 7pm PST and hang with us while we play a special mystery game! This week, Tyler asks John to help him with his Traitors audition in the most Tyler way possible, we recap some of our favorite moments from the past year, and Provolone ma
Cats Off To Ya | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 51
Hi queers! This week John and Tyler talk about Pink Pantheress, Don Lemon’s husband looking mad as hell, and a special guest makes an unexpected appearance LIVE on the pod! Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.
B My Valentine | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 50
Hi queers! This week John and Tyler share their thoughts on VALENTINE’S DAY! What do you think of this holiday? Please send John a giant teddy bear for V-day and give Tyler something he really needs this year: doxycycline.Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us!
We’re All a Little Gay (okay) | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 49
HELLO FRIENDS!! This week John talks about fleas in his apartment, Trisha Paytas’ questionable EP, and Tyler becomes a color consultant! We also read some guest book comments so stick around!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.ee
And You Did It at My Birthday Dinner | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 48
Yoooo!! This week we discuss Tyler’s b-b-b-BIRTHDAYYYYY (yay!) as well as John’s missing birthday present, and a million other things!! We hope y’all enjoy this one, we had a lot of fun goofing off for a while. Be sure to watch/listen and tell Tyler happy birthday (I wrote this description which is crazy tbh, really fishing for compliments this year).Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN
Luigi’s MAN-sion | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 47
What’s up everybody? This week Tyler is obsessed with Luigi’s Mansion so we dive into that for a bit, and John asks when the horrors of capitalism will end (he’s stressed at work). There’s probably 50 other things we discuss but you gotta listen/watch the episode to find out!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.c
Was There Even a Closet for You? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 46
Hello hello helloooooo!! This week we talk about travel, Heated Rivalry, visiting home for the holidays, and later on we give someone relationship advice. But should you REALLY rely on us for relationship advice? Who knows, you’ll have to watch or listen to find out! Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shut
404 EPISODE NOT FOUND
Hiiiii! It's been quite a crazy past few weeks with the holidays and work has been insane for John so there's no full episode today. We're sad about it BUT mental health is important and we'll have a new episode next week!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us!
New Year, New Mii | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 45
WOW how is it almost 2026?! Honestly we’re happy to see 2025 go. We’re reflecting on our 2025 and all of the crazy stuff we went through, not to mention starting this podcast! We’re so thankful you’re all here and keep coming back, it means the world. What are your plans for 2026? We wanna know!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!h
Santa’s Secret | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 44
Happy Holidays y’all!! This is John’s favorite time of year according to every time his eyes have glazed over daydreaming about christmas on the pod. Anyway how are you?? Are you getting in the holiday spirit? This episode we talk Christmas, give each other some very special gifts, and discuss who’s on this year’s “Naughty or Nice” list! Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the
We’re COLD | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 43
Having a bad day? Snow problem! We’re here to cheer you up with a COOL episode about fun winter levels in video games! I’ll stop with the winter puns I’m sorry idk but this episode is really fun!! We also talk about Zootopia 2, the recent Diddy documentary, THE GINGERDEAD MAN (hell yeah) and a bunch of other stuff BUT you gotta watch it to find out!!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4
Every Gift That Made Us Gay | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 42
Wow, can you believe it’s the holiday season already? When did it start snowing in here? Anyway, hi everyone, this week we’re bringing a FUN segment in we call “Every Gift That Made Us Gay”, and we think it’s pretty self explanatory. We also read some guestbook comments and talk about a bunch of other stuff that you’re gonna LOVE so watch the episode!!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jy
Straight people EXPLAINED | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 41
HI!! Did you know straight people exist? Did you know they respond to your questions? This week we ask our favorite straight person several questions that really made us realize “Wow, we’re not so different, them and…us.” We also talk about a million other things but I forgot already. Guess you gotta watch the episode!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!
How to Have a Gay Thanksgiving | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 40
Hey queers, Tyler here. Why is Thanksgiving the way it is? I don’t know, but you’re gonna find out how I feel about this holiday in this FUN episode (it actually is a fun episode don’t worry). John seems to love it, and he’s gonna do everything in his power to make me find one thing I like about it. Let’s see how it goes!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTu
Spice Up Your Life | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 39
Hiiiii! How are you? This past week has been crazy, hasn’t it? In this episode we talk about lots of things but the real highlight comes when Tyler and John make a tier list about something very near and dear to both of them later on. You’ll have to watch it to find out!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@s
Miss Wumbo 2025 | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 38
Hi!! This week we talk about our Halloween experiences (mainly John getting blisters on his feet and being way too uncomfortable in a corset), John finds his old myspace, and some other fun old internet stuff we remember! Oh and Tyler was non binary for a weekend.Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbi
I Have No Ass and I Must Sh*t | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 37
Hello queers! Hope you all had a fun Halloween! This week we have another installment of CRASH REPORT! For those of you who are new, Crash Report is when we discuss our 3 favorites and least favorites of the month (or longer depending on when we feel like doing these). Make sure you stick around because Tyler says a million things at the end because he doesn’t understand how Crash Report works (bu
The Halloween Episode | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 36
Omg it’s finally Halloween!! What are you wearing this year? Leave a comment and let us know. This episode we discuss some really undeniably spooky things: Tyler’s young obsession with horror movies, Subway accidents, fucked up wigs, and…feet. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@sh
Gay People LOVE Escape Rooms | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 35
Boo!! Sorry, we didn’t mean to scare you. The spookiness continues this week as we discuss which horror villains are gay or not gay, MORE horror movies, and the spookiest thing of all: anxious attachment! We talk about a million other fun queer little things so definitely don’t miss this episode! Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https
Back from the Dead | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 34
Hey kweenz we’re back and John doesn’t have Covid anymore! This week we’re talking about spooky things like horror movies, ghosts, halloween costumes, and Tyler shares a spooky story. We also read some guestbook comments and answer an email this week so get excited!Join our Discord!https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchp
We're on the Internet and We're...Tired!
We're taking a break this week because John was sick with Covid! So sorry to our listeners BUT we do have a special message for you all, AND a special YouTube video for you all to watch. Head over to YouTube and check out our rather controversial reaction video!Check out our YouTube channel!https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodJoin our Discord!ht
Christian Girl Autumn | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 33
Hieeee!! Kayleigh and Blessica are here letting you know that John and Tyler are taking a break, so WE are making this a special episode about Christian Girl Autumn!! Don’t you just love fall? All the leaves, the smells, the godlinesss…makes me want a Pumpkin Spice Latte REAL bad! This week we discuss what it’s like to be Christian, our wonderful husbands, and our beautiful little children! Just k
Boys & Bear-y | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 32
Hey lil’ guys! Today we’re blasting off and taking you on a rollercoaster of an episode! Get it? Ha…anyway…This episode we discuss our trip to Knott’s Berry Farm, John takes himself out on a date (please clap), and we share a special video Tyler made for John about Round1 that only John has seen! We’re getting closer to autumn and we have something FUN in store for you next week, so leave a like a
We’ll See You In COURT! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 31
Heyyyyyyyy, umm…are we okay? This week we are ALL over the place but that’s just how life has been lately! We talk about our upcoming Knott’s Berry Farm trip, TikTok thirst traps, and how fall is ever-approaching. What do 2 gays with microphones have in store for you this fall, you ask? We…are still figuring that out!! But you’re gonna like it!!Watch the episode on YouTube!ht
Breakups in MY Relationship? It's More Likely Than You Think | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 30
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.Do you love love? Do u like to smooch? This week we talk about relationships, breakups, and a meme Tyler made that got the attention of Missy Elliott. We also talk about old internet videos and skipping to my lou! But who IS Lou? The truth will be revealed on this week’s episode of Shut Up, Bitch!Watch the episode on YouTube!https:
Sh*dding in the Mother Cantina | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 29
Hi kweens how’s your week going? In this episode we discuss John’s trip to the Taco Bell Cantina in San Francisco, Tyler having to call 911 while really high, having a karen moment for the first time, and then John receives a fun gift. Awww. We talk about a lot of other stuff so you better strap in and get comfortable!!Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@shu
Guess Who’s Jealous Of Nessie? BIG FOOT! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 28
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.Hi Blessicas how are you doing. Today we’re talking about CRYPTIDS. We got ur mothman, we got ur bigfoot, we got ur loch ness monster, we got ones that are just sentient pants, and more! Tyler also randomly starts talking about furries ??? Idk just watch the damn thing we like to have fun.Watch the episode on YouTube!https://www.yo
Ship Happens, Diva | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 27
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.Whatup my wet little sea creatures, it’s time for this week’s episode! Do you love the ocean like Tyler does or are you a landlubber like John? This week we dive into a sea of ocean-themed questios for John, Tyler tells all about his traumatic stingray incident, and a million other things the ocean swept away while we weren’t looking (that could’ve been
Brat Summer but Make it Dumber | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 26
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.SUMMERTIIIIME AND THE LIVING’S EASY! Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. How’s your summer going? Are you soaking up some rays or just feeling hot and unbothered? This week we record in a unique undisclosed location (Provolone’s Private Bungalow??) and discuss one of the better seasons of the year! If you like summer-y drinks, miss being on summer vacation,
Nothing Beats A Jet2 Holiday | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 25
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.404 Error: You have been listening to too much Shut Up, Bitch!, which means Provolone probably has your credit card information by now. This week we introduce a new segment, “Crash Report”, where John and Tyler recap their 3 most loved and hated things from the month! Feel free to share some of your favorite things (or least favorite things) this month
We’re Buggin’ Out | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 24
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.Bzzzzzzz! Are you a bug or are you just happy to see me? This week we discuss BUGS!! What’s your favorite bug? Make sure to let us know in the comments below, or drop a cool bug fact for us to learn about. By the way Tyler revived his rap career for this episode. For the purposes of this video, “bug” also means insect, arachnid, and other little guys!!!
Shut Up, Bitch! Rebirth | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 23
Hi, I’m Laura Dern, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast.What’s up all you Paleobotanists and dinosaur enthusiasts! We’re back with a really fun episode about dinosaurs! This week we review the latest Jurassic World movie in a special way, then get into some cool emails and guestbook comments from you wonderful people. Finally, we top things off with a good ol’ fashioned tier list of our favor
The Internet Used to be Fun | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 22
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Omg! Wtf? Roflcopter! And most importantly, how is babby formed? We can’t believe we’re saying this, but we really miss the old internet. We mean OLD internet, before social media. Times were simpler then. Come get nostalgic with us while we talk about allllll the weird and fun things we found as kids on the internet before life got crazy! Watch the ep
Little Guys with Big Dreams | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 21
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Hey Little Guy! This week we’re talking about a topic that has come up several times in our own conversations, and that’s Little Guys. What is a Little Guy you ask? Well, you’ll have to listen/watch the episode to find out! We also talk about some other stuff like Tyler’s love of taking risks, John’s psychic scam, shower cruising, and a whole plethora
Two Gays In a 7-Eleven | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 20
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Are you hungry? Do you wanna eat boots the house down? Go grab your favorite finger foods out of the pantry, because this week we’re gonna talk your ear off about SNACKS! Tyler and John discuss their favorite snacks, John reacts to Tyler’s odd snack preferences, and we even read a few emails and comments from you! Don’t worry, we didn’t give the WHOLE
I Wanna Be a Cowboy, Baby | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 19
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Well if it aint the rootin’, tootin’, wildest gay podcasters the west has ever laid eyes on! Or ears! This week we’re taking you on a wild ride to the wild, wild, west, so saddle up partner! Tyler and John (mostly Tyler) don their finest cowboy attire and talk about the good ole’ days of being cowboys, John’s labubu addiction, and a million other thing
LGBTQIA-UFO | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 18
Hello Earthlings, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Is that a UFO in your room or did you just install bisexual lighting? This week we discuss aliens, UFOs, space, black holes, and a million other little things that make up this crazy galaxy. We got neuralyzed after this so we don’t really remember though. Guess you’ll have to watch the episode to find out!Watch the episode on YouTube!
You’re So 2000 and Late | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 17
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. Whoa, where are we? Is this the future we were promised? We’re just two Y2Gays who fell asleep in a cryogenic refrigerator at Paris Hilton’s birthday bash and woke up like this. This week we talk about one of our favorite eras, the 2000’s! Join us as we recall our favorite pop culture moments, music, video games, and ask ourselves “who the hell wore th
Sraight People? In MY Pride? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 16
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, John–I mean Magica and Tyler are here to tell you why YOU should celebrate Pride this month! This is our month and there’s nothing you can do about it, straights. We share our thoughts on what Pride means to us, Tyler has a corny list of do’s and don’ts, and a million other things! If you can hear us talking it means you have the queer gene
Think You’re the S***? Imma Fart | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 15
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, John and Tyler try a cursed TikTok challenge, read spicy fan fic about gym crushes, and John goes on a rather warranted rant about his sleep doctor. We scream into the void every night in an attempt to remember everything else we discussed but we just can’t, so watch/listen to find out what else we talked about!Watch the episode on YouTube!
We’re on the internet and we neigh I Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 14
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, Tyler can’t stop talking about horses. He introduces John to Bella Sara, dives into Umamusume: Pretty Derby, and eventually unpacks some of the wildest Kentucky Derby horse names. Meanwhile, John shares his gripe with TikTok Live, touches on self-driving cars, and spirals into a million other tangents we’ve already forgotten. Watch or listen
And STAY Out! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 13
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.In this week’s episode, Tyler and John open some cute Powerpuff Girl cards, Tyler reads a rude email, and John hosts a game where Tyler has to decipher horrible video game descriptions! As the sun begins to set you notice something between the lines of the horizon. An epic mountain rises like a memory too vast to name, its shadow stretching across time
We’re on the internet, and we’re made of spiders | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 12
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week we talk about John’s traumatic spider experience, give relationship advice to one of our viewers, and open some Pokemon packs! There’s an absolute plethora of things we can’t remember because Tyler’s memory is that of a gnat and John doesn’t really care. Watch/listen to the episode we promise it’s good!!Watch the episode on YouTube! ht
Don’t LAFUFU my LABUBU | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 11
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week we show off John’s crazy Tamagotchi collection AND both of our Labubus! We also discuss Kuromi, John proposes new Mario Kart World characters, and a million other things we can’t remember because we’re not rocket scientists, we’re podcasters. Guess you’ll just have to listen to the episode to find out!!Watch the episode on YouTube! http
Are Pokémon okay? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 10
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. We made it to 10 episodes and so did you! This week we talk about cursed Pokémon, Tyler’s type in men, E.T. spinoffs, and how annoying WebP files are. There’s a lot more but they’re little secrets you have to find in the episode so go listen to it or watch bye!!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us!
Whatever Happened To Shut Up, Bitch!? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 9
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week we talk about dog dads, our worst qualities, Tyler has some really reeeeeally good ideas for podcast themes, and we delve into John’s YouTube past. Okay watch the episode bye!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/
The Wii Fit fat shamed you | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 8
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss WiiFit, read our first fan email, which video game characters John resembles, and watch the new Silent Hill F trailer!. There’s about a million other topics we jump to but Tyler already forgot what those were about. Guess you better watch the full episode boots the house down sis! Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtu
Underneath the Efteling Tree | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 7
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss people mistaking Tyler’s boyfriend for his dad, animals who won’t shut up, turtle racing, and John & Tyler’s experience at a theme park in The Netherlands. There’s about 50 other subjects we cover but who has time to write all of that in? Guess you gotta watch the episode! Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.co
lofi beats to be gay to | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 6
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss Millennial cringe, why John hates being sent Reels, the problem with AI music on YouTube, and Tyler makes John play “Smash or Pass”. We cover a bunch of other topics that we didn’t mention because it would make this description a huge wall of text. Guess you gotta watch the episode! Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtu
We Canceled Each Other | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 5
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss the Twilight movies, dad rock, John’s chunky tonsils, wrestling, and the time we “canceled” each other. There’s a ton more but we can’t remember half the things we say. Guess you gotta watch the episode! Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodht
Blessica Blimpson | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 4
Description:Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss the challenges of being “online”, scruff profiles, baby names, and our very first “sponsor”, Whoopsie MD! Be sure to watch it all, you won’t be disappointed. Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: https://linktr.
2 vape queens on their vape phones | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 3
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss sleep paralysis demons, gay cheaters, why people want to pick John up, and so much more. There’s a lot to cover in this episode, so tune in!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@ShutUpBitchPod/ Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutup
Like giving Taco Bell to a Victorian child | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 2
Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss LinkedIn cringe, the importance of a good bidet, and gay stuff you probably didn’t know (or wish you didn’t)!Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpodhttps://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.socialJohn: h
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Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, John and Tyler kick off the podcast with a special birthday gift for Tyler from John, a special T-shirt, and other gay stuff idk we also talk about video games for a bit and that’s pretty fun.Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpodFollow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@shutupb
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