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The Dick Show

Dick Masterson 512 Episodes Oct 15, 2026

The Dick Show is a weekly podcast hosted by Dick Masterson that blends science and rage into a chaotic contest with no rules. The show features segments like 'Dick Tips' and explores absurd questions such as 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' It is a humor-driven, no-holds-barred podcast.

Episodes

Episode 527 - Dick on Fat Ghosts
Episode 527 - Dick on Fat Ghosts Oct 15, 2026 01:26:48 A Halloween wreath, Raffi hidden songs, a Bob Ross apology, man vs. tiger, some ethnic-theme ghosts, a Lena Dunham jump scare, Down Syndrome Halloween books for kids, mistaken identity on the plane, frat parties are canceled, and the Breaking Bad guy kills himself; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Episode 526 - Dick on Late Payments
Episode 526 - Dick on Late Payments Oct 7, 2026 02:01:32 My frigerator stops running, an all-women execution squad, the Cornell Seven, cloud gaming, the League of Women Voters, Vivek tries to pick up a kid, Post Partum Psychosis, and extra schizo voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show
Episode 525 - Dick on Crappy Horses
Episode 525 - Dick on Crappy Horses Sep 27, 2026 02:04:58 Retaking a bad picture, a bunch of cowboy stuff, murrlogic calls in about his living situation, and fat women at puppet shows; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Episode 524 - Dick on The Real Real Ghostbusters
Episode 524 - Dick on The Real Real Ghostbusters Sep 13, 2026 01:50:40 The 9/11 baseball game I was almost at, death by chatbots, TV-ESG warning, the Lindsay Clancy trilogy ends with a lynching, inappropriate infomercials, an ancestor in Detroit, shoplifters vs. drones, and a man steals money from honest hoes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Episode 523 - Dick on Bad Bananas
Episode 523 - Dick on Bad Bananas Sep 7, 2026 01:44:36 A Green Lantern's mom lectures an alien about racism, the Lindsay Clancy verdict, torta vs. taser, the Wheel of Fortune pedophile, cops shoot a baby donkey, RayRay, Clippa, and Johnny Rocket call in about the release of SUPERKILLERs and to claim Vito's Booty; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Episode 522 - Dick on Cuck Theft Auto
Episode 522 - Dick on Cuck Theft Auto Aug 31, 2026 01:33:25 Grand Theft Auto releases some dress shopping previews, three men on the Lindsay Clancy jury, permanent jewelry, Milo is deported, racist Halloween costume apology season begins, and Manny Muskets takes a while girl to Red Lobster; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Episode 521 - Dick on Drowning
Episode 521 - Dick on Drowning Aug 23, 2026 02:04:17 Fat b***h quantum entanglement, Postpartum depression, a special breakfast, Chungus Man and the Masters of Reddit, washing feet at Dunkin Donuts, some caller advice on not drowning, GTA 6 leaks, immigrant pamphlets in the UK, and Orange Julius; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Episode 520 - Dick on Male to Fester
Episode 520 - Dick on Male to Fester Aug 16, 2026 02:00:39 Being fat with dinosaurs, AOC freezes her eggs, a Mexican woman sits on a car and disfigures it, 911 AI trials, China eliminates divorce, the female OJ, the WNBA has a meeting, Gen Z is sports gambling for retirement, doctors working for free, and some complaints about voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Episode 519 - Dick on I, Burrito
Episode 519 - Dick on I, Burrito Aug 10, 2026 01:51:39 The War on Burritos, not enough workers for my factory, the WNBA finally gets interesting, pooping in the pool, chimps at the zoo get low income housing, a Podesta painting in my neighborhood, the Joker stops a mass shooter, and advice for a guy with no friends; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Episode 518 - Dick on The Women's Professional Baseball League
Episode 518 - Dick on The Women's Professional Baseball League Aug 2, 2026 01:51:00 Morrocans invade Spain, defensive testicle architecture, Olympics tickets, ruining the Happy Birthday Song, the end of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, the National Anthem at opening day for the Women's Professional Baseball League, creepy robots, and Belgium pays two Black guys to dance around with their weiners out; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
Episode 517 - Dick on the Mexican MMORPG
Episode 517 - Dick on the Mexican MMORPG Jul 20, 2026 01:43:34 A fat woman requires an airlift, strange flashbacks in the Odyssey, a woman's reaction to responsibility, new broadcast rules for female athletes, free communist babysitting, drive-by hatespeech, and aliens vs. demons; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Episode 516 - Dick on The Sandwich Thief
Episode 516 - Dick on The Sandwich Thief Jul 13, 2026 01:52:14 A man steals a sandwich, I get a coloring book, Lindsey Graham dies, my hose breaks my house, annoying sayings, and a comedy festival for geriatrics; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

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