372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

372 Pages #211 – Book 39 reveal! Aug 20, 2026 33:42 Everyone on our Patreon has already been reading this book for a week! That’s a good thing, right? Join the fun at patreon.com/372pages Like Hydrox wafers and Hydrox-brand “cream filling”, two of your favorites have come together to make one spectacular book (soon to be a major motion picture!) Reading Assignment: Read through Chapter 5 Here’s a book link if you a

372 Pages #210 – Empress Theresa Ep 5 – What Happened to the Parkers??? Jul 23, 2026 2:26:41 Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what we’re reading next! patreon.com/372pages The very last reading of Norman Boutin’s Empress Theresa DOES NOT DISAPPOINT! But, you ask, what happens to Steve Hartley? Does Jan Struthers become a successful wealth manager? President Martin – does he ever get prosecuted for attempting to murder a United States citize

372 Pages #209 – Empress Theresa Ep 4 – Goodbye John, Stephanie and Jennifer. Heck, all the Parkers! Jul 8, 2026 2:11:44 Support the podcast on Patreon to hear stuff you won’t hear anywhere else! Mailbags, Choose Your Own Adventure Streams, 280 Mysteries and more! https://patreon.com/372pages Just a few of the ideas this book attempts to tackle: An omnipotent entity transmitted to human beings by a fox. Eternal daylight. Tilting the axis of planet earth, i.e., eternal summer. A new Jewish state

372 Pages #208 – Empress Theresa Ep 3 – Plywood and Water Columns. Oh, and a New Jerusalem. Jun 24, 2026 2:32:09 Stop sending all your money to Steve in England, support the podcast on Patreon instead! patreon.com/372pages Is it a novel? Is it a manifesto? Is it the written equivalent of “score settling” for past grievances big and small? It’s all of these things and so much more! Puzzling, confounding, terribly written, way too long, sure: but coming up, we have it on the best o

280 Mysteries Ep 49 – The Case of the Oven Mitts w/ Bill Oakley Jun 11, 2026 55:50 Support the podcast on Patreon and get access to the entire 280 Mysteries catalog! https://patreon.com/372pages Legendary Simpsons writer, showrunner, and executive producer Bill Oakley joins us to discuss his new audiobook, “Space 1972” and attempt to solve a mystery for 11 year olds! Get Bill’s new audiobook Space 1972 on Audible or Amazon And of course you’ll w

372 Pages #207 – Empress Theresa Ep 2 – Emperor Steve May 15, 2026 2:37:40 This isn’t the first book we’ve covered about an attractive young woman who gets implanted with a dark matter / alien / ancient lifeform by a visiting fox, survives an assassination attempt (via atomic bomb) by the president of the United States, is rescued by UK sailors, befriends Prime Minster Blair, goes hat shopping with her lady in waiting, becomes a global celebrity, and vac

280 Mysteries Ep 22 – The Case of the Midnight Visitor May 1, 2026 21:36 Like listening to 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back? There’s almost 30 more of them that are only on our Patreon! Sign up today: https://patreon.com/372pages This one’s an E. Brown mystery kindly sent in by listener John: is Mike smarter than a 10 year-old?

372 Pages #206 – Empress Theresa Ep 1 – Grandpa, no, No, NO, NOOO! Apr 24, 2026 2:33:56 Support the podcast on Patreon to get every episode a week early and hear extra stuff you can’t get anywhere else! https://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here It’s finally here: a book that’s not Mayor of Noobtown! This is the inaugural episode of our new book Empress Theresa by Norman Boutin, and as such, Mike is required to be tested by the crucible of Real or F

372 Pages – #205 – Book 38: Empress Theresa Apr 13, 2026 30:36 Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early and have access to a whole bunch of other stuff you can’t get anywhere else! patreon.com/372pages Before we get to the meat and potatoes of it, Conor is challenged with a quiz from Mike. It’s quite a turnaround and is utterly un-skippable! READING ASSIGNMENT: Read through chapter 5. Get the book here, but

372 Pages – #204 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 4 – Hero Work from Mike and Conor! Mar 26, 2026 2:45:25 Be the first to find out what we’re reading next by supporting the podcast on Patreon! patreon.com/372pages As any hero would say, without looking back at the smoking ruins / nearly dead enemy / exploding spaceship, “It’s over. It’s finally over.” It’s true: you can remove your hands from in front of your eyes and take out your earplugs: The Mayor of Noobtow

372 Pages – #203 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 3 – Chalk Full of, seriously, GOURDS! Mar 12, 2026 2:24:08 Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early and a ton of other stuff that’s only available for supporters! https://patreon.com/372pages Just one more reading of distinguished publisher Harper Collins’ soon-to-be runaway smash best seller The Mayor of Noobtown (featuring, so far, Jim, Shart, AltaVista, JoeBob, Ted Goblin and Jerry Wolf)! If you have been

280 Mysteries Ep 21 – The Case of the Angry Cook Feb 25, 2026 16:04 There’s a whole bunch more of these only on our Patreon! Go check it out: https://patreon.com/372pages Conor v. Donald J. Sobol. Two men enter. Only one will leave.

372 Pages – Ep 202 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 2 – Raise a Glass of Shadow God Blood! Feb 17, 2026 2:20:59 Level up in: Supporting the podcast on Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages If you are reading along – and we’re gonna go ahead and assume you’re reading along – you’ll know that Conor and Mike are going discuss character sheets at great length. You could listen to an entire series of podcasts about character sheets and still not hear as much discussion of charac

280 Mysteries Ep 20 – The Case of the Dwarf’s Beard Feb 6, 2026 16:27 Listen to the entire 280 Mysteries archive and take part in fun exclusives like our Choose Your Own Adventure livestream with John Hodgman, only on the 372 Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages Can Conor crack the case of The Dwarf’s Beard? If you don’t say yes Sally is gonna sock you one real good!!

372 Pages – Ep 201 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 1 – Hope You Like Numbers 1 and 2! Jan 28, 2026 2:38:18 Don’t wanna be a NOOB? Then support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early plus other stuff we don’t post anywhere else! https://patreon.com/372pages Ah, literature. Set your mind on higher things. Assuming that doo-doo and wee-wee are higher things. ‘Cause there’s a lot of it in a scant few chapters. And speaking of scant few chapters, Mike and Conor fo

280 Mysteries Ep 19 – The Case of the Wagon Master Jan 21, 2026 15:53 Listen to the entire 280 Mysteries archive and get every episode of the podcast a week early, only on our Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages It’s like we’ve always said here at 372 Pages, it’s about time someone took a real hard look at Wagon Masters! I don’t trust them. Never have. And this Encyclopedia Brown mystery really puts a period on that sentence. Listen

372 Pages – Ep 200 – Book 37: The Mayor of Noobtown Jan 16, 2026 36:07 Is there a genre we at 372 Pages have not covered? Oh, yes. Yes there is. Join us as we dive into the wildly popular world of LitRPG and our latest book The Mayor of Noobtown Buy the book here Assignment: Read thru Chapter 7

280 Mysteries Ep 18 – The Case of the Stolen Confederate Stamps Jan 9, 2026 18:10 Listen to the whole 280 Mysteries archive, that’s over 40 episodes, on our Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Mike and Conor almost wanted to recuse themselves from this particular Encyclopedia Brown mystery because they both have stolen a LOT of Confederate stamps. Like, a lot. The Feds, Interpol, many organizations are seeking them out. Still, they came out of hiding to present you with thi

372 Pages #199 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 2 – O Little Town of DEATH-lehem! Dec 29, 2025 2:18:22 Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what we’re reading next! patreon.com/372pages How still we see thee DIE! Above thy CREEP (ahem Sharnek) and dreamless sleep the silent Scrumptious Scotch BARS go by. Yet in thy dark streets DIE-eth the everlasting FIGHT (with the suspect); the hopes and fears of all the BEERS (which are presumably served at the shady bar next to

372 Pages #198 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 1 – Julius Pringle Put Cherries in His Wife’s Christmas Cake, Obviously!! Dec 17, 2025 2:37:10 Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. Join the fun and get a whole bunch of stuff you can’t hear anywhere else: https://patreon.com/372pages Ok, let’s tally up the cozy: Christmas beanies. Hot chocolate. Candy canes. Matching sweaters with cute doggo. Sentient owl. Butts. Poop. Murdered senior — all right, look! Maybe it’s not all cozy!

280 Mysteries Ep 17 – The Case of the Hard Luck Boy Dec 10, 2025 19:36 Obviously you’re all thinking, “Donald Sobel wrote an Encyclopedia Brown Mystery about the 1993 Georgia Satellites song?! Weird. But very intriguing!” Sadly, no. This was written eight years prior to its release. The solution is utter madness.

372 Pages #197 – 2025 Cozy Book Buffet Dec 4, 2025 31:27 We went over some of the thousands and thousands of cozy mysteries out there before deciding on OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS as our 2025 cozy. Revisit the contenders! Assignment: Read thru Chapter 8

372 Pages #196 – Deception Point Ep 4 – Corky Coats Himself in His Own WHAT?!* Nov 25, 2025 2:58:21 Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can hear our latest 280 Mysteries with special guest Dan Deacon, and be the first to learn what book is next! https://patreon.com/372pages This is it, the final episode of Dan Brown’s Deception Point, a book so dumb it raises (lowers?) the level at which a 372 book can be labelled as “dumb.” It’s entire galaxies of dumb-nes

280 Mysteries Ep 16 – The Case of the Wounded Dog Oct 31, 2025 19:16 Pigs are stolen. Gooses killed, gutted, de-feathered, roasted over spits and eaten by drifters. And, evidently, dogs are wounded. Idaville’s an odd place. Can Mike crack the case?! Listen to the complete 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon! patreon.com/372pages

372 Pages #195 – Deception Point Ep 3 – Conor Admits to Performing Rocket Man! Oct 24, 2025 2:50:21 Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early, plus access to every 280 Mysteries episode! https://patreon.com/372pages Find out how this book compares to the works of Tolstoy, Virginia Woolf and Rush. And while you’re at it, follow the exploits of Hot Sexton and her father Senator Sexton Sedgewick. Does triple PhD Dr. Marlinson get his tongue caught in an old

280 Mysteries Ep 15 – The Case of the Missing Watch Goose Oct 17, 2025 21:52 Listen to the complete 280 Mysteries archive, including our brand new episode with Joel McHale, only on the 372 Pages Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages Watch goose* is a thing, everyone. Seriously. We don’t like it anymore than you do, but it’s a thing. Mike tries to crack the case. *”Guard goose” would also be an accepted term.

372 Pages #194 – Deception Point Ep 2 – Ice Bullets, Snifters and Puggish Smiles! Oct 10, 2025 2:46:26 Support the podcast on Patreon where you can hear our latest 280 Mysteries episode with special guest JOEL MCHALE! patreon.com/372pages Courvoisier-sipping senator Sedgewick Sexton; the hideous, grotesque, smoke-spewing, long-limbed inhuman creature Marjorie Tench; and Deltas One, Two and Three are just a few of the characters discussed in this episode. So much happens. So many words are misu

280 Mysteries Ep 14 – The Case of the Hungry Hitchhiker Oct 3, 2025 15:22 Listen to the entire 280 Mysteries archive on our patreon! patreon.com/372pages For once, once, it’s a hitchhiker that’s hungry and not a damn hippo! Anyway, Conor throws Donald J. Sobel’s mystery at Mike and Mike attempts to hit it out of the park. Does he succeed? You’ll have to listen.

372 Pages #193 – Deception Point Ep 1 – Save Your Meal of Horse Till AFTER You Read About M. Tench Sep 24, 2025 2:45:12 Support the podcast on Patreon and get every episode a week free plus all the other stuff we don’t post anywhere else! patreon.com/372pages Dan Brown is back! The author of Digital Fortress (and, okay, if I have to mention it, The Da Vinci Code) is typing up words and phrases and clauses as fast as his fingers can go. Most are, well, not very good – but there are a lot of them!

372 Pages #192 – Book #35: Deception Point by Dan Brown! Sep 11, 2025 39:33 We announced this book a week ago on our Patreon! Join in on the fun and support the podcast at patreon.com/372pages We kick off another voyage into the microchapter world of Dan Brown! Plus we’ll hear all about a recent humiliation Mike suffered on the tennis court and read some listener emails. Get Deception Point here (affiliate link) Assignment: Read thru Chapter 31

280 Mysteries Ep 13 – The Case of the Foot Warmers Aug 21, 2025 16:10 Check out our Patreon to be the first to find out our next book and to hear the entire 280 Mysteries archives, including the episodes we just released with Bridget and Lauren! patreon.com/372pages In this ep, Conor attempts once again to unravel the many strange threads of Donald J. Sobel. This one involves Melvin Pugh, Idaville’s genius boy inventor, and his latest creation, which can o

372 Pages #191 – Night of the Crabs Ep 3 – Limpet Mines, Potholers, Mills Bombs and Constitutionals! Aug 14, 2025 2:18:37 Join the Jackals and support the podcast on Patreon! Find out the next book before everyone else and hear the 280 Mysteries we recorded with Bridget Nelson! patreon.com/372pages Yes, all the things we in America know so well and love so much come together (much like dodgems) in one final episode! This episode has it all: horrible, ghoulish holiday-makers, Farm Supply delivery men, cunning K

280 Mysteries Ep 12 – The Case of the Five Clues Aug 8, 2025 17:24 It’s Conor’s turn to solve the mystery, and Mike has picked out a fiendish one. There are five clues this time, and in a series where even the sole clue a mystery hinges on likely doesn’t make a lot of sense, this means we’re in for a wild ride! Support the podcast on Patreon to gain access to the entire back catalog of 280 Mysteries including some with special guests t

372 Pages #190 – Night of the Crabs Ep 2 – If You’re Gonna Do That Anywhere, Do it in the Spiky Grass! Aug 1, 2025 2:05:29 Support the podcast on Patreon and hear stuff you can’t get anywhere else like Mike & Conor’s read thru of the CLASSIC 80s Choose Your Own Adventure book “You Are A Shark” patreon.com/372pages Read along with us, get the book here If you’re even vaguely considering listening to this particular episode, please consider this: a severely hung-over Colonel Good

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Ep 37 – The Case of the Carousel Horse – W/ Ken Jennings Jul 25, 2025 54:34 Get access to the complete 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon: patreon.com/372pages Yes, the smartest man we’ve ever met – and we’ve met dozens of men – joins us in an attempt to outwit Idaville’s greatest boy detective. See if Jeopardy host Ken Jennings can assist Mike with The Case of the Carousel Horse! Pre-order Ken’s new book, The Complete Kennect

372 Pages #189 – Night of the Crabs Ep 1 – Grandpa NO! Jul 16, 2025 2:53:38 Support the podcast on Patreon and get every episode early, plus exclusive episodes like our 280 Mysteries episode with Jeopardy host Ken Jennings! https://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Rejoice with Conor and Mike as they read through a new book that was not written by Colleen Hoover!! This one features a pipe-smoking botanist, bathing costumes, Torgo-esque beachcombers, nosy-par

280 Mysteries – Ep 11 – The Case of the Stolen Pigs Jul 3, 2025 16:00 We just announced our next 372 Pages book on our Patreon! Find out what it is, and get access to the complete 280 Mysteries archive, by supporting the podcast! patreon.com/372pages Two prize winning pigs have gone missing in Idaville, and our intrepid Boy Detective suspects a brand new gang. How many gangs are operating in Idaville and how do things manage to stay relatively peaceful between t

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Ep 10 – The Case of the Bird Watcher Jun 12, 2025 15:20 Get access to the complete 280 Mysteries archive, including the episode we just recorded with Jeopardy host Ken Jennings, on the 372 Patreon: patreon.com/372pages Sally is once again pounding Bugs’ face into oblivion, Encyclopedia is still sucking in the gasoline fumes from his makeshift cash register, and people in Idaville are still doin’ some crimes! Let’s see if Conor

372 Pages #188 – Ugly Love Ep 5 – This is Brad’s World Now Jun 5, 2025 2:33:05 Be the first to find out what our next book is going to be, join the 372 Patreon and get access to every episode a week early, and a ton of other exclusive stuff you’ll only find there! patreon.com/372pages All good things must come to an end. Also, Ugly Love must come to an end, and it does, in our final episode. Does Miles end up with Ian? Does Dillion end up with Rachel? What kind of

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #9 – The Case of the Missing Penny May 29, 2025 19:29 Get access to the complete 280 Mysteries archive by supporting us on Patreon! patreon.com/372pages We’re back to Idaville, the boy detective, Leroy Brown, replete with gangs of roving toughs, girls breaking boys jaws: you know, the usual stuff. But can Mike crack this very, very tough case?

372 Pages #187 – Ugly Love Ep 4 – No, Cap Does NOT Sport a Thong May 20, 2025 2:19:08 Support the podcast on Patreon, where you’ll be the first to learn what we’re reading next and get access to a whole archive of stuff we’ve never released on the free feed! patreon.com/372pages If you’ve stuck with us this far you must be a fan of the words “kiss” and “heart.” And of the phrase “cut my eyes” and “gripped the doo

372 Pages Ep #186 – Ugly Love Ep 3 – Dillon = HERO May 6, 2025 2:25:00 Support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early, plus access to the 280 Mysteries archive, plus fun stuff like the Choose Your Own Adventure live stream we did last month! patreon.com/372pages To be clear, Dillon is terrible. BUT he’s the least like a cardboard cutout of all these dumbasses (which is not high praise, but there it is.) If you are craving plot, please loo

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #8 – The Case of the Frightened Playboy May 1, 2025 13:14 Gain access to the entire 280 Mysteries archive, plus get every episode of 372 Pages a week early, when you sign up for our Patreon! http://patreon.com/372pages There’s no bunnies or smoking jackets, but there is a frightened playboy. Let’s see if Mike can solve the case!

372 Pages Ep #185 – Ugly Love Ep 2 – Kissing. SO Much Kissing… Apr 21, 2025 2:35:37 Don’t be a Dylan, support the podcast on Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages Follow us on TikTok! Look, Cap is a ghost. Or a specter. Or a haint, or something old-timey, and Tater is clearly either dead or in another realm (full disclosure: that is Mike’s guess. Conor has other theories) but no matter what realm we’re in, this much does not change: Miles is a dumb ass.

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #7 – The Case of Cupid’s Arrow Apr 14, 2025 17:32 Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get access to the complete 280 archive, every episode a week early, and other fun stuff! https://patreon.com/372pages Join us once again in Batshitcrazytown, USA, aka Idaville, where Encyclopedia Brown is attempting to solve a case that initially appears to be an attempted murder, but fortunately only ends up beating a savage beating during a home inva

372 Pages Ep 184 – Ugly Love Ep 1 – Cap’s “V” Points Right to His Bullseye Apr 7, 2025 2:37:32 Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get to hear everything before everybody else and get a bunch of stuff we only post there! https://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/4kKujs4 Ah, a fresh author, a fresh book, a new start; meeting new characters, exciting new locat– wait. What? Half the chapters are center justified?! And half the words i

280 Mysteries #35 – The Case of the Mysterious Thief – With Craig Finn Apr 3, 2025 51:52 Hear the full 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon: patreon.com/372pages Craig Finn of The Hold Steady joins our little podcast and the results are nothing short of spectacular. His new book and his upcoming tour with Bob Mould of Hüsker Dü are of course discussed (and Mike somehow refrained from telling him the story of how Hüsker Dü’s Grant Hart and he once emptied garbage cans togethe

372 Pages Ep 183 – Book 33: Ugly Love Mar 19, 2025 48:48 Support the podcast on Patreon, where they found out what the book was a week ago! https://patreon.com/372pages It’s been 32 books, but it’s finally time for us to learn what the most popular author on the planet, Colleen Hoover is all about. This book is “Ugly Love” which has about as many reviews on Goodreads as every book we’ve covered on the podcast combined.

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #6 – The Case of the Skunk Ape Mar 13, 2025 23:33 Here’s another diabolic mystery concerning Idaville’s very own cryptid, the legendary SKUNK APE! It also, for the third time since we started doing these, involves a pilfered string instrument.

372 Pages Ep 182 – Muggles #3 – Zyn? You all right, man? Feb 27, 2025 2:39:58 Want to know what we’re reading next before anybody else? Support the podcast by subscribing on Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages This is our last reading of The Legend of Rah & the Muggles, so obviously, the following things will be resolved, wrapped up, made clear, etc. -The golden key-The box in the cave-Rah and Zyn’s parents-Sir Geoffrey-The Worry Stone-The letter fr

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #5 – The Case of Bugs Meany, Detective Feb 21, 2025 17:10 In our latest foray into Idaville based petty crime, Mike will not be alone in his attempt to solve a mystery. He’ll also have to compete with legendary ne’er-do-well Bugs Meany, who has started his own detective agency to compete with Bad Bad Leroy. This episode features one of the more legendary solutions we’ve encountered in the run of the podcast, so you’ll definite

372 Pages Ep 181 – Muggles #2 – Look, Dr. Dibbs is Obviously Not a Real Doctor… Feb 14, 2025 2:26:54 Let’s start by confessing that, yes; The Legend of Rah & the Muggles is obviously a children’s book. I mean, the nuclear holocaust on page one. The small, deformed, hairless creatures getting dragged away by terrifying rodents. Giant horse ants. Fruit worms. This is kid stuff. Still! That does not deter Mike nor Conor from doing their sacred duty to talk at length about Uncle F

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #4 – The Case of the Frightened Witness Feb 7, 2025 21:08 Witness Intimidation is all the rage in Idaville, as Mike tries to solve the most insanely diabolical “mystery” the boy detective and your hosts have encountered so far. Sobol, you monster! Support the podcast on Patreon and get access to over 30 more 280 Mysteries! Plus get access to all 372 Episodes a week early and other fun stuff. patreon.com/372pages

372 Pages Ep 180 – The Legend of Rah and the Muggles #1 – Death. War. Destruc — oh, hello, Walter!! Jan 30, 2025 2:25:25 Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early plus other assorted nonsense like Mike trying to recap Star Wars and our other podcast 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back! https://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here: Strange, hairless beings. Weird animals. Aquatic creatures. Caretakers caked with their own filth. And these are just the people making this po

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #3 – The Case of the Balloon Man Jan 23, 2025 20:08 WOW! Mentions of Garrett P. Serviss, the phrase “a lick and a promise”, balloon clowns, kidnapping and Reverends. Also, find out if Mike improves on his .500 record of solving E. Brown mysteries. If you like 280 Mysteries, please support the 372 Pages Patreon, where you can get immediate access to the whole back catalogue of episodes and first listen to new ones. patreon.com/372pag

372 Pages Ep 179 – Book 32: The Legend of Rah and the Muggles Jan 16, 2025 48:03 If you supported our Patreon you could’ve been listening to this a week ago! Join the fun here: patreon.com/372pages In this episode we’ll cover the wild backstory of our 32nd book “The Legend of Rah and the Muggles”. You may have heard about the 2001 lawsuit regarding this and the author’s other books about “Larry Potter” but trust us, the details ar

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Episode #2 – The Case of Merko’s Grandson Jan 2, 2025 20:18 Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon in 2024. Hear all 30+ 280 Mysteries, get every new 372 a week early, and other fun stuff if you join us there in 2025! patreon.com/372pages Mike did pretty well in his first attempt to solve an Encyclopedia Brown mystery. But will he be able to match wits with Idaville’s most famous boy detective and crack The Case of Merko’s

372 Pages Ep 178 – The Quilting Cruise Ep 4 – A Cozy Gangland Murder Dec 26, 2024 2:19:12 Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. Don’t miss out on getting every new episode early plus all the other fun stuff we have planned for 2025! https://patreon.com/372pages Ahhh, coziness. Licorice. The sound of ice cream being slopped down while kidnap victims await their fate. Long arms being deftly handled by possibly-retired FBI agents. Birdhouses being m

280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back – Episode 1: The Case of the Glass of Ginger Ale Dec 20, 2024 21:57 Over on the 372 Patreon, which you should join now, we’ve been doing an entire second podcast for a year and a half now called 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back where we explore the insane world of Idaville and it’s world famous boy detective Encyclopedia Brown. We challenge each other, as well as hilarious guests, to solve the oftentimes impossible mysteries! In this first

Ep 177 – The Quilting Cruise Ep 3 – Gabe’s Delicious Voice Dec 12, 2024 2:25:33 Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early and lots of other fun stuff: https://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here https://amzn.to/41qteP7 Redwork is finally explained. As are blackwork, bluework and greenwork. Also (drool alert!) cruise ship food is repeatedly mentioned. I’ve also heard that The Captain’s Dinner happens. And for those of you c

Ep 176 – The Quilting Cruise Ep 2 Nov 26, 2024 2:15:23 Support the podcast on Patreon and get to hear all the stuff we talk about on here that isn’t available anywhere else, plus get every episode a week early! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here (we may earn a commission from this link) Mike and Conor are back in the CozQuiltPlasVerse (still haven’t fully shaken the last book…) You know what that means: Longarms are master

Ep 175 – Book 31: The Quilting Cruise Nov 14, 2024 42:26 It’s cozy season! It’s cruise season! Wait, can it be BOTH?? Get the book here https://amzn.to/4fzHWa1 (affiliate link) If you supported the podcast on Patreon you’d have already been cozy for a week because we post every episode there a week early! Plus we have another ENTIRE PODCAST on there where we try to solve old Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, sometimes with special

Ep 174 – Tek Kill – Ep 4 Oct 17, 2024 2:34:23 Support the podcast on Patreon where you can hear our latest attempts to solve insane Encyclopedia Brown mysteries with special guests Alex Schmidt, John Hodgman, and David Roth! https://patreon.com/372pages Finally, the most pressing questions are answered: who is Mrs. Juneanne Stackpoole? Will Anselmo be as big a character as we always assumed? What’s the latest from the Thelwell Broke

Ep 173 – Tek Kill – Ep 3 Oct 1, 2024 2:08:56 Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get every episode early as well as all the other fun stuff we talk about on these eps! https://patreon.com/372pages We have what you all crave: tantalizing new facts about Sid. Also, without noting it we meet what we have to imagine is the 750th character in this relatively short book. Dumb Sentences join our final Real or FanFic of this book, and

Ep 172 – Tek Kill – Ep 2 Sep 17, 2024 2:16:08 Support the podcast on Patreon. Special guest have started joining us for 280 Mysteries! https://patreon.com/372pages We’ve kept you waiting long enough: time to find out the moisture level of Sid’s facial hair and to name the implement or implements he uses to groom it. Also, our experimental Real or FanFic continues to go swimmingly / terribly, depending on whether you’re

Ep 171 – Tek Kill – Ep 1 Jul 24, 2024 2:25:48 Support the podcast on Patreon so you can hear our recap of the previous 7 books in the series, Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, and all the other stuff we talk about in this episode! http://patreon.com/372pages So many characters! Why? Ok, we’ve calmed down now. We’re back in the Tek-verse. We’re happy, I wouldn’t hesitate to say, to be here. Get the book here. R

Ep 170 – Book 30 Announcement: Tek Kill Jul 9, 2024 32:01 If you were on Patreon this would be old news because we announced it there a week ago! Support the podcast here: patreon.com/372pages The new book is announced! Since it is one of a series, we bring everyone up to date with excerpts of previous books AND Mike tells another story about his dad (squeamish discretion advised.) Get the book here but no peeking ’til you’ve heard us

Ep 169 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 5 – Bat Dance Jun 20, 2024 2:14:41 Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can hear us chat with Paul Scheer and find out what our next book is before anybody else! http://patreon.com/372pages Our final episode of Ernest Cline’s Bridge to Bat City and it may not surprise you learn that Cline wraps everything up in exactly the way you’d expect him to. There’s a lot of Listener Mail, including some pretty g

Ep 168 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 4 – Welcoming Jun 6, 2024 2:16:37 Don’t be a Muckerno, support the Podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early, plus a ton of other bonus stuff that we don’t put on the free feed! https://patreon.com/372pages Shocking – truly SHOCKING – news that will shake up the 372 community almost as much as the scandal surrounding our last cozy mystery. Not since Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Academy

Ep 167 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 3 – Weird May 23, 2024 2:00:11 Support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode early, plus hear Mike’s Bat Story, Conor’s Paul Harvey tapes, an entire bonus podcast about Encyclopedia Brown and more! https://patreon.com/372pages Bats can read! Or they can’t! But we know they spread mojo which causes people to groove. That’s just science. Mike does Real or Fanfic (“does” in this cont

Ep 166 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 2 – Suddenly May 9, 2024 2:12:35 Support the podcast on Patreon and get to hear stuff we don’t post anywhere else! This week included Mike’s dramatic courtroom reading of a Prince song and Conor’s epic roast of a 70 year old folk son. http://patreon.com/372pages Witness the exact moment that Cline fully becomes Cline! Also, lots of mean-spirited men in hard hats, as well as tons of references to classic 80s

Ep 165 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 1 – Yucking the Yums Apr 17, 2024 1:38:54 Support the Patreon to mainline Cline before anyone else! You’ll also get to hear our other podcast 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back on off weeks! https://patreon.com/372pages Ernest Cline, the founder of our feast here at 372 Pages, is back with another book, Bridge to Bat City. A day after its release, Conor and Mike review the first few chapters, take on some Dumb Sentences, M

Ep 164 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 5 – Monchi Mar 27, 2024 2:48:22 Thank you to everyone who supports the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early, get an entire other podcast you won’t find anywhere else, and learn about the next book before anyone else! You’d have to be a real U-ket to miss out! https://patreon.com/372pages We end it. The book, that is. Not the world itself. That’s up to the Demon Witches and Monchi. And the huma

Ep 163 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 4 – Justly Mar 14, 2024 2:35:11 Support the Patreon and get every episode a week early, plus access to an entire second podcast, contests, and more! http://patreon.com/372pages Look, yes, it’s longer than a normal episode. But to answer your question we’re less picky about the typos than we have been for the last three episodes!! There is in the middle of this reading one of the most insane things that has e

Ep 162 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 3 – Miel Feb 29, 2024 2:03:56 Don’t be a Monchi, support the podcast with a Patreon subscription! https://patreon.com/372pages Read along with us! Ebook available here. (affiliate link) Hey, hey! Under three hours, a truly compact episode. But the creatures mentioned continue to get stranger and more macabre: Demons, Gryphons, Nryphons, the Balls (Fire and Sylvia), Clam Woman, Man Mom and Almost Dad. Plus, list

Ep 161 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 2 – De Nada Feb 14, 2024 3:03:29 Support the podcast on Patreon! It’s what Sylvia Ball would do. Look, we can explain – there’s just so much to cover! Every single sentence, every exchange, every plot advancement brings whole new galaxies of madness. Included in the mighty length of this episode are some Dumb Sentences (along with a new theme!) and see if Mike can improve upon his dismal Real or FanFic sc

Ep #160 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 1: A Beef Stew Amuse Bouche Jan 30, 2024 2:54:16 Support the podcast on Patreon to gain our eternal trust and respect! http://patreon.com/372pages Thus, an epic episode. The, longest, maybe, ever? (just making sure your reading the book…….) True and utter madness, like nothing we’ve ever read before on 372 Pages. Seriously. It is not hyperbole; this is deranged, and you must read along, if only to prove we’re not

Ep 159 – New Year, New Book! (Book 28: Kaileb’s Dream) Jan 16, 2024 19:11 Join the 372 Patreon where all the crazy stuff happens! Get every episode a week early, plus our sub-podcast where we try to solve insane Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, and much more! http://patreon.com/372pages Spoiler: frosting is discussed at some length. As are dreams, and if there’s anything more exciting than hearing about someone else’s dream, I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT I

Ep 158- A Christmas Killer Affair – Ep 2 Dec 26, 2023 1:30:26 Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. We absolutely would not do it if you weren’t there for us. Join the fun next year! http://patreon.com/372pages We end the year with absolutely blockbuster news. Seriously, a twist so shocking that no cozy writer could ever conceive of it. We won’t spoil it, but we tackle the revelation at the very beginning so be pr

Ep 157- A Killer Christmas Affair – Ep 1 Dec 20, 2023 2:04:56 Support the podcast on Patreon! By the time this posts, we’ll already have posted the next episode on there! http://patreon.com/372pages Time to check in with Murphy, Carmen, Ophelia, Uncle Kidd, Marisol, Granddaddy, Aunt Lucy, Aunt Lindy, Darbie Grimes, Darbie Grimes’ mother, three dead husbands killed in an unknown accident, Simon, Lawrence Galloway, Miquel, Douglas, Judge Ed Sim

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