372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson host a podcast book club where they read books they expect to dislike, starting with Ready Player One and Armada by Ernest Cline. Listeners are invited to read along as the hosts critique and discuss the novels.
Episodes
372 Pages #208 – Empress Theresa Ep 3 – Plywood and Water Columns. Oh, and a New Jerusalem.
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Is it a novel? Is it a manifesto? Is it the written equivalent of “score settling” for past grievances big and small? It’s all of these things and so much more!
Puzzling, confounding, terribly written, way too long, sure: but coming up, we have it on the best o
280 Mysteries Ep 49 – The Case of the Oven Mitts w/ Bill Oakley
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Legendary Simpsons writer, showrunner, and executive producer Bill Oakley joins us to discuss his new audiobook, “Space 1972” and attempt to solve a mystery for 11 year olds!
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And of course you’ll w
372 Pages #207 – Empress Theresa Ep 2 – Emperor Steve
This isn’t the first book we’ve covered about an attractive young woman who gets implanted with a dark matter / alien / ancient lifeform by a visiting fox, survives an assassination attempt (via atomic bomb) by the president of the United States, is rescued by UK sailors, befriends Prime Minster Blair, goes hat shopping with her lady in waiting, becomes a global celebrity, and vac
280 Mysteries Ep 22 – The Case of the Midnight Visitor
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This one’s an E. Brown mystery kindly sent in by listener John: is Mike smarter than a 10 year-old?
372 Pages #206 – Empress Theresa Ep 1 – Grandpa, no, No, NO, NOOO!
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It’s finally here: a book that’s not Mayor of Noobtown! This is the inaugural episode of our new book Empress Theresa by Norman Boutin, and as such, Mike is required to be tested by the crucible of Real or F
372 Pages – #205 – Book 38: Empress Theresa
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Before we get to the meat and potatoes of it, Conor is challenged with a quiz from Mike. It’s quite a turnaround and is utterly un-skippable!
READING ASSIGNMENT: Read through chapter 5.
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372 Pages – #204 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 4 – Hero Work from Mike and Conor!
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As any hero would say, without looking back at the smoking ruins / nearly dead enemy / exploding spaceship, “It’s over. It’s finally over.” It’s true: you can remove your hands from in front of your eyes and take out your earplugs: The Mayor of Noobtow
372 Pages – #203 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 3 – Chalk Full of, seriously, GOURDS!
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Just one more reading of distinguished publisher Harper Collins’ soon-to-be runaway smash best seller The Mayor of Noobtown (featuring, so far, Jim, Shart, AltaVista, JoeBob, Ted Goblin and Jerry Wolf)! If you have been
280 Mysteries Ep 21 – The Case of the Angry Cook
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Conor v. Donald J. Sobol. Two men enter. Only one will leave.
372 Pages – Ep 202 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 2 – Raise a Glass of Shadow God Blood!
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If you are reading along – and we’re gonna go ahead and assume you’re reading along – you’ll know that Conor and Mike are going discuss character sheets at great length. You could listen to an entire series of podcasts about character sheets and still not hear as much discussion of charac
280 Mysteries Ep 20 – The Case of the Dwarf’s Beard
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Can Conor crack the case of The Dwarf’s Beard? If you don’t say yes Sally is gonna sock you one real good!!
372 Pages – Ep 201 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 1 – Hope You Like Numbers 1 and 2!
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Ah, literature. Set your mind on higher things. Assuming that doo-doo and wee-wee are higher things. ‘Cause there’s a lot of it in a scant few chapters. And speaking of scant few chapters, Mike and Conor fo
280 Mysteries Ep 19 – The Case of the Wagon Master
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It’s like we’ve always said here at 372 Pages, it’s about time someone took a real hard look at Wagon Masters! I don’t trust them. Never have. And this Encyclopedia Brown mystery really puts a period on that sentence.
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372 Pages – Ep 200 – Book 37: The Mayor of Noobtown
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Assignment: Read thru Chapter 7
280 Mysteries Ep 18 – The Case of the Stolen Confederate Stamps
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Mike and Conor almost wanted to recuse themselves from this particular Encyclopedia Brown mystery because they both have stolen a LOT of Confederate stamps. Like, a lot. The Feds, Interpol, many organizations are seeking them out. Still, they came out of hiding to present you with thi
372 Pages #199 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 2 – O Little Town of DEATH-lehem!
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How still we see thee DIE! Above thy CREEP (ahem Sharnek) and dreamless sleep the silent Scrumptious Scotch BARS go by. Yet in thy dark streets DIE-eth the everlasting FIGHT (with the suspect); the hopes and fears of all the BEERS (which are presumably served at the shady bar next to
372 Pages #198 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 1 – Julius Pringle Put Cherries in His Wife’s Christmas Cake, Obviously!!
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Ok, let’s tally up the cozy: Christmas beanies. Hot chocolate. Candy canes. Matching sweaters with cute doggo. Sentient owl. Butts. Poop. Murdered senior — all right, look! Maybe it’s not all cozy!
280 Mysteries Ep 17 – The Case of the Hard Luck Boy
Obviously you’re all thinking, “Donald Sobel wrote an Encyclopedia Brown Mystery about the 1993 Georgia Satellites song?! Weird. But very intriguing!” Sadly, no. This was written eight years prior to its release. The solution is utter madness.
372 Pages #197 – 2025 Cozy Book Buffet
We went over some of the thousands and thousands of cozy mysteries out there before deciding on OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS as our 2025 cozy. Revisit the contenders!
Assignment: Read thru Chapter 8
372 Pages #196 – Deception Point Ep 4 – Corky Coats Himself in His Own WHAT?!*
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This is it, the final episode of Dan Brown’s Deception Point, a book so dumb it raises (lowers?) the level at which a 372 book can be labelled as “dumb.” It’s entire galaxies of dumb-nes
280 Mysteries Ep 16 – The Case of the Wounded Dog
Pigs are stolen. Gooses killed, gutted, de-feathered, roasted over spits and eaten by drifters. And, evidently, dogs are wounded. Idaville’s an odd place.
Can Mike crack the case?!
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372 Pages #195 – Deception Point Ep 3 – Conor Admits to Performing Rocket Man!
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Find out how this book compares to the works of Tolstoy, Virginia Woolf and Rush. And while you’re at it, follow the exploits of Hot Sexton and her father Senator Sexton Sedgewick. Does triple PhD Dr. Marlinson get his tongue caught in an old
280 Mysteries Ep 15 – The Case of the Missing Watch Goose
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Watch goose* is a thing, everyone. Seriously. We don’t like it anymore than you do, but it’s a thing. Mike tries to crack the case.
*”Guard goose” would also be an accepted term.
372 Pages #194 – Deception Point Ep 2 – Ice Bullets, Snifters and Puggish Smiles!
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Courvoisier-sipping senator Sedgewick Sexton; the hideous, grotesque, smoke-spewing, long-limbed inhuman creature Marjorie Tench; and Deltas One, Two and Three are just a few of the characters discussed in this episode. So much happens. So many words are misu
280 Mysteries Ep 14 – The Case of the Hungry Hitchhiker
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For once, once, it’s a hitchhiker that’s hungry and not a damn hippo! Anyway, Conor throws Donald J. Sobel’s mystery at Mike and Mike attempts to hit it out of the park. Does he succeed? You’ll have to listen.
372 Pages #193 – Deception Point Ep 1 – Save Your Meal of Horse Till AFTER You Read About M. Tench
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Dan Brown is back! The author of Digital Fortress (and, okay, if I have to mention it, The Da Vinci Code) is typing up words and phrases and clauses as fast as his fingers can go. Most are, well, not very good – but there are a lot of them!
372 Pages #192 – Book #35: Deception Point by Dan Brown!
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We kick off another voyage into the microchapter world of Dan Brown! Plus we’ll hear all about a recent humiliation Mike suffered on the tennis court and read some listener emails.
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Assignment: Read thru Chapter 31
280 Mysteries Ep 13 – The Case of the Foot Warmers
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In this ep, Conor attempts once again to unravel the many strange threads of Donald J. Sobel. This one involves Melvin Pugh, Idaville’s genius boy inventor, and his latest creation, which can o
372 Pages #191 – Night of the Crabs Ep 3 – Limpet Mines, Potholers, Mills Bombs and Constitutionals!
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Yes, all the things we in America know so well and love so much come together (much like dodgems) in one final episode!
This episode has it all: horrible, ghoulish holiday-makers, Farm Supply delivery men, cunning K
280 Mysteries Ep 12 – The Case of the Five Clues
It’s Conor’s turn to solve the mystery, and Mike has picked out a fiendish one. There are five clues this time, and in a series where even the sole clue a mystery hinges on likely doesn’t make a lot of sense, this means we’re in for a wild ride!
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372 Pages #190 – Night of the Crabs Ep 2 – If You’re Gonna Do That Anywhere, Do it in the Spiky Grass!
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If you’re even vaguely considering listening to this particular episode, please consider this: a severely hung-over Colonel Good
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Ep 37 – The Case of the Carousel Horse – W/ Ken Jennings
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Yes, the smartest man we’ve ever met – and we’ve met dozens of men – joins us in an attempt to outwit Idaville’s greatest boy detective. See if Jeopardy host Ken Jennings can assist Mike with The Case of the Carousel Horse!
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372 Pages #189 – Night of the Crabs Ep 1 – Grandpa NO!
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Rejoice with Conor and Mike as they read through a new book that was not written by Colleen Hoover!! This one features a pipe-smoking botanist, bathing costumes, Torgo-esque beachcombers, nosy-par
280 Mysteries – Ep 11 – The Case of the Stolen Pigs
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Two prize winning pigs have gone missing in Idaville, and our intrepid Boy Detective suspects a brand new gang. How many gangs are operating in Idaville and how do things manage to stay relatively peaceful between t
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Ep 10 – The Case of the Bird Watcher
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Sally is once again pounding Bugs’ face into oblivion, Encyclopedia is still sucking in the gasoline fumes from his makeshift cash register, and people in Idaville are still doin’ some crimes!
Let’s see if Conor
372 Pages #188 – Ugly Love Ep 5 – This is Brad’s World Now
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All good things must come to an end. Also, Ugly Love must come to an end, and it does, in our final episode. Does Miles end up with Ian? Does Dillion end up with Rachel? What kind of
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #9 – The Case of the Missing Penny
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We’re back to Idaville, the boy detective, Leroy Brown, replete with gangs of roving toughs, girls breaking boys jaws: you know, the usual stuff. But can Mike crack this very, very tough case?
372 Pages #187 – Ugly Love Ep 4 – No, Cap Does NOT Sport a Thong
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If you’ve stuck with us this far you must be a fan of the words “kiss” and “heart.” And of the phrase “cut my eyes” and “gripped the doo
372 Pages Ep #186 – Ugly Love Ep 3 – Dillon = HERO
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To be clear, Dillon is terrible. BUT he’s the least like a cardboard cutout of all these dumbasses (which is not high praise, but there it is.)
If you are craving plot, please loo
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #8 – The Case of the Frightened Playboy
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There’s no bunnies or smoking jackets, but there is a frightened playboy. Let’s see if Mike can solve the case!
372 Pages Ep #185 – Ugly Love Ep 2 – Kissing. SO Much Kissing…
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Look, Cap is a ghost. Or a specter. Or a haint, or something old-timey, and Tater is clearly either dead or in another realm (full disclosure: that is Mike’s guess. Conor has other theories) but no matter what realm we’re in, this much does not change: Miles is a dumb ass.
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #7 – The Case of Cupid’s Arrow
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Join us once again in Batshitcrazytown, USA, aka Idaville, where Encyclopedia Brown is attempting to solve a case that initially appears to be an attempted murder, but fortunately only ends up beating a savage beating during a home inva
372 Pages Ep 184 – Ugly Love Ep 1 – Cap’s “V” Points Right to His Bullseye
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Ah, a fresh author, a fresh book, a new start; meeting new characters, exciting new locat– wait. What? Half the chapters are center justified?! And half the words i
280 Mysteries #35 – The Case of the Mysterious Thief – With Craig Finn
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Craig Finn of The Hold Steady joins our little podcast and the results are nothing short of spectacular. His new book and his upcoming tour with Bob Mould of Hüsker Dü are of course discussed (and Mike somehow refrained from telling him the story of how Hüsker Dü’s Grant Hart and he once emptied garbage cans togethe
372 Pages Ep 183 – Book 33: Ugly Love
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It’s been 32 books, but it’s finally time for us to learn what the most popular author on the planet, Colleen Hoover is all about. This book is “Ugly Love” which has about as many reviews on Goodreads as every book we’ve covered on the podcast combined.
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #6 – The Case of the Skunk Ape
Here’s another diabolic mystery concerning Idaville’s very own cryptid, the legendary SKUNK APE! It also, for the third time since we started doing these, involves a pilfered string instrument.
372 Pages Ep 182 – Muggles #3 – Zyn? You all right, man?
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This is our last reading of The Legend of Rah & the Muggles, so obviously, the following things will be resolved, wrapped up, made clear, etc.
-The golden key-The box in the cave-Rah and Zyn’s parents-Sir Geoffrey-The Worry Stone-The letter fr
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #5 – The Case of Bugs Meany, Detective
In our latest foray into Idaville based petty crime, Mike will not be alone in his attempt to solve a mystery. He’ll also have to compete with legendary ne’er-do-well Bugs Meany, who has started his own detective agency to compete with Bad Bad Leroy.
This episode features one of the more legendary solutions we’ve encountered in the run of the podcast, so you’ll definite
372 Pages Ep 181 – Muggles #2 – Look, Dr. Dibbs is Obviously Not a Real Doctor…
Let’s start by confessing that, yes; The Legend of Rah & the Muggles is obviously a children’s book. I mean, the nuclear holocaust on page one. The small, deformed, hairless creatures getting dragged away by terrifying rodents. Giant horse ants. Fruit worms. This is kid stuff.
Still! That does not deter Mike nor Conor from doing their sacred duty to talk at length about Uncle F
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #4 – The Case of the Frightened Witness
Witness Intimidation is all the rage in Idaville, as Mike tries to solve the most insanely diabolical “mystery” the boy detective and your hosts have encountered so far. Sobol, you monster!
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372 Pages Ep 180 – The Legend of Rah and the Muggles #1 – Death. War. Destruc — oh, hello, Walter!!
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Strange, hairless beings. Weird animals. Aquatic creatures. Caretakers caked with their own filth. And these are just the people making this po
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back #3 – The Case of the Balloon Man
WOW! Mentions of Garrett P. Serviss, the phrase “a lick and a promise”, balloon clowns, kidnapping and Reverends. Also, find out if Mike improves on his .500 record of solving E. Brown mysteries.
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372 Pages Ep 179 – Book 32: The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
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In this episode we’ll cover the wild backstory of our 32nd book “The Legend of Rah and the Muggles”. You may have heard about the 2001 lawsuit regarding this and the author’s other books about “Larry Potter” but trust us, the details ar
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back Episode #2 – The Case of Merko’s Grandson
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Mike did pretty well in his first attempt to solve an Encyclopedia Brown mystery. But will he be able to match wits with Idaville’s most famous boy detective and crack The Case of Merko’s
372 Pages Ep 178 – The Quilting Cruise Ep 4 – A Cozy Gangland Murder
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Ahhh, coziness. Licorice. The sound of ice cream being slopped down while kidnap victims await their fate. Long arms being deftly handled by possibly-retired FBI agents. Birdhouses being m
280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back – Episode 1: The Case of the Glass of Ginger Ale
Over on the 372 Patreon, which you should join now, we’ve been doing an entire second podcast for a year and a half now called 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back where we explore the insane world of Idaville and it’s world famous boy detective Encyclopedia Brown. We challenge each other, as well as hilarious guests, to solve the oftentimes impossible mysteries!
In this first
Ep 177 – The Quilting Cruise Ep 3 – Gabe’s Delicious Voice
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Redwork is finally explained. As are blackwork, bluework and greenwork. Also (drool alert!) cruise ship food is repeatedly mentioned. I’ve also heard that The Captain’s Dinner happens. And for those of you c
Ep 176 – The Quilting Cruise Ep 2
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Mike and Conor are back in the CozQuiltPlasVerse (still haven’t fully shaken the last book…) You know what that means: Longarms are master
Ep 175 – Book 31: The Quilting Cruise
It’s cozy season! It’s cruise season! Wait, can it be BOTH??
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If you supported the podcast on Patreon you’d have already been cozy for a week because we post every episode there a week early! Plus we have another ENTIRE PODCAST on there where we try to solve old Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, sometimes with special
Ep 174 – Tek Kill – Ep 4
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Finally, the most pressing questions are answered: who is Mrs. Juneanne Stackpoole? Will Anselmo be as big a character as we always assumed? What’s the latest from the Thelwell Broke
Ep 173 – Tek Kill – Ep 3
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We have what you all crave: tantalizing new facts about Sid. Also, without noting it we meet what we have to imagine is the 750th character in this relatively short book.
Dumb Sentences join our final Real or FanFic of this book, and
Ep 172 – Tek Kill – Ep 2
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We’ve kept you waiting long enough: time to find out the moisture level of Sid’s facial hair and to name the implement or implements he uses to groom it. Also, our experimental Real or FanFic continues to go swimmingly / terribly, depending on whether you’re
Ep 171 – Tek Kill – Ep 1
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So many characters! Why?
Ok, we’ve calmed down now. We’re back in the Tek-verse. We’re happy, I wouldn’t hesitate to say, to be here.
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Ep 170 – Book 30 Announcement: Tek Kill
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The new book is announced! Since it is one of a series, we bring everyone up to date with excerpts of previous books AND Mike tells another story about his dad (squeamish discretion advised.)
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Ep 169 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 5 – Bat Dance
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Our final episode of Ernest Cline’s Bridge to Bat City and it may not surprise you learn that Cline wraps everything up in exactly the way you’d expect him to.
There’s a lot of Listener Mail, including some pretty g
Ep 168 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 4 – Welcoming
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Shocking – truly SHOCKING – news that will shake up the 372 community almost as much as the scandal surrounding our last cozy mystery. Not since Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Academy
Ep 167 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 3 – Weird
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Bats can read! Or they can’t! But we know they spread mojo which causes people to groove. That’s just science.
Mike does Real or Fanfic (“does” in this cont
Ep 166 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 2 – Suddenly
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Witness the exact moment that Cline fully becomes Cline! Also, lots of mean-spirited men in hard hats, as well as tons of references to classic 80s
Ep 165 – Bridge to Bat City – Ep 1 – Yucking the Yums
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Ernest Cline, the founder of our feast here at 372 Pages, is back with another book, Bridge to Bat City. A day after its release, Conor and Mike review the first few chapters, take on some Dumb Sentences, M
Ep 164 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 5 – Monchi
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We end it. The book, that is. Not the world itself. That’s up to the Demon Witches and Monchi. And the huma
Ep 163 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 4 – Justly
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Look, yes, it’s longer than a normal episode. But to answer your question we’re less picky about the typos than we have been for the last three episodes!!
There is in the middle of this reading one of the most insane things that has e
Ep 162 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 3 – Miel
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Hey, hey! Under three hours, a truly compact episode. But the creatures mentioned continue to get stranger and more macabre: Demons, Gryphons, Nryphons, the Balls (Fire and Sylvia), Clam Woman, Man Mom and Almost Dad.
Plus, list
Ep 161 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 2 – De Nada
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Look, we can explain – there’s just so much to cover! Every single sentence, every exchange, every plot advancement brings whole new galaxies of madness.
Included in the mighty length of this episode are some Dumb Sentences (along with a new theme!) and see if Mike can improve upon his dismal Real or FanFic sc
Ep #160 – Kaileb’s Dream – Ep 1: A Beef Stew Amuse Bouche
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Thus, an epic episode. The, longest, maybe, ever? (just making sure your reading the book…….)
True and utter madness, like nothing we’ve ever read before on 372 Pages. Seriously. It is not hyperbole; this is deranged, and you must read along, if only to prove we’re not
Ep 159 – New Year, New Book! (Book 28: Kaileb’s Dream)
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Spoiler: frosting is discussed at some length. As are dreams, and if there’s anything more exciting than hearing about someone else’s dream, I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT I
Ep 158- A Christmas Killer Affair – Ep 2
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We end the year with absolutely blockbuster news. Seriously, a twist so shocking that no cozy writer could ever conceive of it. We won’t spoil it, but we tackle the revelation at the very beginning so be pr
Ep 157- A Killer Christmas Affair – Ep 1
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Time to check in with Murphy, Carmen, Ophelia, Uncle Kidd, Marisol, Granddaddy, Aunt Lucy, Aunt Lindy, Darbie Grimes, Darbie Grimes’ mother, three dead husbands killed in an unknown accident, Simon, Lawrence Galloway, Miquel, Douglas, Judge Ed Sim
Ep 156 – Christmas 2023 Cozy announcement!
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In real time, Mike and Conor select their next book – and we guarantee it will be cozy! Select your hugest, fuzziest slippers (preferably cartoon-based), your giant cup of cocoa, we’re talking soup bowl sized with a handle on the side, and get a fire going, anywhere. Even if you d
Ep 155 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 4 – Slenderman Gorilla
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An absolutely epic end to an epic book. Let’s list them off: giant gorillas, chimpanzees, giant ostriches, gigantic komodo-looking dragons, witch princesses in sheer linen gowns: it’s obvious Larry got a little excited and wrote the end of this o
Ep 154 – The Adventures of the Teen Archeologists Ep 3 – The Blinding Underground Sun
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Incredible – truly incredible – Larry and Denise stuff in this section. The vast majority of this reading could have been submitted as Real or Fanfic and fooled Mike every time. And speaking of, please lis
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