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The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad 300 Episodes Jul 22, 2026

Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster, Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

Episodes

Goblin Sharks of the Deep: Monstrous Minutes episode -9
Goblin Sharks of the Deep: Monstrous Minutes episode -9 Jul 22, 2026 03:39 This week on Monstrous Minutes with JD Hutchins, the trailer park monster and Dark Lord of Browntown brings us story of a deep see creature. Scientists just captured Goblin Sharks on camera for the first time. These sharks are diving deeper into the ocean than originally thought possible. Spoiler alert! That's not a good thing! Check out our Patreon and give us money please! Sex Power Money That's
Body Part Treasure Hunt in the land of Elephants & Aliens
Body Part Treasure Hunt in the land of Elephants & Aliens Jul 19, 2026 01:09:27 This week the Slaptail Squad keeps it weird and disturbing as usual.  Content warning. Swan talks about body parts discovered in a lake & in the freezer.   Drippy Steve can't multitask as usual while attempting to talk to us about Aliens while our intellectual elitist fact checks him. Beaveman talks to us about why we should eradicate mosquitoes. Thank you everyone for listening.  https://www.patr
Whale Necropolis: Monstrous Minutes episode -8
Whale Necropolis: Monstrous Minutes episode -8 Jul 15, 2026 04:08 This week, the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, brings us monstrous minutes. Every whale dies, not every whale truly lives. That may not be accurate. They don't disappear, they sink and provide a buffet and are an important part of the ecosystem. Join JD in the abyss for your monstrous minutes.    Give us money! You know our mantra Money Power Sex join our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSl
The Uncanny Ability of the Musical Mind of the Monster
The Uncanny Ability of the Musical Mind of the Monster Jul 12, 2026 01:20:21 This week the squad takes a break from the norm and talks music. More specifically, the Swan and Beaveman pull tapes, yes casette tapes, and CD's randomly out of their collections to see what JD can tell them about the music. Nolan offers up a musical favorite but receives bland stares from Swan and Beaveman. No offense to Nolan of course.    Join us for some music talk.  We love you!  Go Norway!
Making bread from the dead: Monstrous Minutes episode -7
Making bread from the dead: Monstrous Minutes episode -7 Jul 8, 2026 06:02 Scientists are back at it again. Poking, prodding and otherwise beating a dead horse or, I guess in this case, a dead iceman. Scientists are once again, disturbing Otzi, not only to satiate their appetites for knowledge but this time, just their regular appetites.   https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
That baby gots a drinking problem and that one might be too tasty
That baby gots a drinking problem and that one might be too tasty Jul 7, 2026 19:29 Content warning. Disturbing news involving small children.  Breaking news! A couple days late.  That's right, our crime news anchor The Swan is hot on the trail of some disturbing news coming out of New South Wales and Baton Rouge Louisiana. In New South Wales a mom decided to see if her child was cream filled. Was it? No names were released to the public at this time.  In Baton Rouge Louisiana, a
Fat babies suffer from tuberculosis on route 66
Fat babies suffer from tuberculosis on route 66 Jul 5, 2026 01:59:33 This week, is, I mean...we going to hell. It's the typical Slaptail Squad podcast. Irreverent, crude, childish, disturbing, and yes, I could go on.  We start with our typical useless banter. We find out that JD is a bit into the pee-pee. We are not going to talk about the port a potty baby, let's just say, Air Assault!  The Beaveman starts it off with not so grand rounds. This week, The White Deat
Bees have bee-n awesome since time immemorial: Monstrous Minutes episode -6
Bees have bee-n awesome since time immemorial: Monstrous Minutes episode -6 Jul 1, 2026 05:32 The Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins brings us this weeks monstrous minutes with a historical recollection of the discovery of jars of honey in the tomb of the Pharoah Tutankhaman. Bees have been and continue to be essential for life on this planet. They don't just make a tasty treat. Enjoy! Check out our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad  
Drippy Steve can make any topic boring: Aliens, True Crime, Medical Oddities
Drippy Steve can make any topic boring: Aliens, True Crime, Medical Oddities Jun 28, 2026 01:35:53 The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts
Drippy Steve can make any topic boring: Aliens, True Crime, Medical Oddities-Video
Drippy Steve can make any topic boring: Aliens, True Crime, Medical Oddities-Video Jun 28, 2026 01:35:57 The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts
LSD on the Brain for Science: Monstrous Minutes episode -5
LSD on the Brain for Science: Monstrous Minutes episode -5 Jun 24, 2026 05:48 This week on the Monstrous Minutes, JD presents a glimpse into research being conducted on the use of LSD on volunteers in the name of science. What happens to the brain when you use LSD? Thanks to the latest and greatest scientific advances, researches can take a look at the brain to determine what areas may be stimulated and what barriers may be broken. What are the implications for use of LSD i
Pushing the limits of science and Beaveman's patience
Pushing the limits of science and Beaveman's patience Jun 21, 2026 01:25:07 It's that time, time to get Slappin. Have you ever wondered thought to yourself, "Beaveman's dreams can't possibly get more disturbed?" If you thought that, you were wrong. Someone should send this guy to see a psychologist.  Swan brings us the crime report, this week's featured piece of sh!+. This time it's a little bit different. For F sake, the justice system is more inefficient than Drippy Ste

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