The Slaptail Squad
Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster, Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.
Episodes
Author of Moon Child, Anthony Dyer joins the Slaptail Squad for idiocy training
This week, the Slaptail Squad welcomes author Anthony Dyer to the show. Anthony is a former U.S. Air Force special missions aviator with over a decade of experience in special operations aviation. He flew high-risk missions around the globe, earning multiple accolades including the Air Force's Jolly Green Rescue Mission of the Year in 2018. Will that experience help him keep his sanity on a podcas
Let the Dam Beavers Be: Monstrous Minutes episode -13
Years ago, Beavers were hunted by disgusting humans, never to be seen in jolly old England again, until... Beavers are nature's engineers. Hard working, family oriented, and Dam good paratroopers. Listen as the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins brings you a little story about the impact of Beavers in England. Support the show https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
Samurai's love baseball and Pee Wee Herman
The Squad assembles. Beaveman provides an update on his first high school reunion. He graduated over 35 years ago and his lived with one thought in his mind if he ever confronted his high school bully. Wonder what happened? Swan brings the true crime. A story of a mother who allegedly killed her three children then attempted to take her own life. Is she really the piece of sh!+? What really happen
Try that in a small town: Monstrous Minutes -12
This week, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town brings you Monstrous Minutes. The FBI built an entire town just to attack it daily with cyber attacks, to see if they can fix it. The only weird thing about this story is that for some reason, they chose Huntsville, AL. Like what you hear? Share with friends. Rate and review. Thank you to our listeners all over the world. Special thanks to the states in t
Psychiatry + Psychology= Bullsh!+ but feet can be beautiful
Nolan, Swan, and the Beaveman unite this week as Drippy Steve recovers from bottom surgery and JD makes an urgent trip to Disney to ride the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Behavioral health therapy, what a joke. Talk about a soft science. The squad agrees it is nothing but BS wrapped in an SSRI. Swan gives us an update on last weeks story. The update, there is no update worth a crap. Thanks Swan
Hey! That's my gun!: Monstrous Minutes -11
Some lady cleans out her dad's gun safe, trys to sell his shit and ends up finding out his shotgun is evidence. Join the Trailer Park Monster himself, JD Hutchins for this weeks Monstrous Minutes. Check out our Patreon and give us money Support our mission and say our mantra Sex Power Money https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
Stop killing your families you giant pieces of sh!+!
Can we be any more specific than that? It seems like a given, but clearly people just keep doing it. This week, the Squad unites to talk about the latest family annihilator. Oh, this one is special, huge family. Any time you kill 4 or more of your family members, you get the distinguished title of family mass murderer. Believe it or not, not all of them kill themselves. This one did. The Beaveman
The Atacama Lair: Monstrous Minutes -10
He's back, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town himself, JD Hutchins brings you this weeks Monstrous Minutes. Chile has two, really big ass telescopes, one of which is housed in a Bond villian's lair. They see cool space shit and remind us humans how truly insignificant we are in the grand scheme of things. Check out our Patreon and give us money Sex Power Money, that's our mantra We are here to enterta
Dor Namethian ejaculate on Monguls throughout Quantum Immortality
This week on the Slaptail Squad Swan comes hot out the gates with an intriguing true crme update on on this weeks featured piece of sh!+ currently residing at a Kalamazoo county jail awaiting extradition to Alaska. Christoper Popps is the primary suspect in the killing of Patrick Orville Dearth nearly 33 years ago in Alaska. Swan really wants to talk to him. The Beaveman really talked Steven up t
Goblin Sharks of the Deep: Monstrous Minutes episode -9
This week on Monstrous Minutes with JD Hutchins, the trailer park monster and Dark Lord of Browntown brings us story of a deep see creature. Scientists just captured Goblin Sharks on camera for the first time. These sharks are diving deeper into the ocean than originally thought possible. Spoiler alert! That's not a good thing! Check out our Patreon and give us money please! Sex Power Money That's
Body Part Treasure Hunt in the land of Elephants & Aliens
This week the Slaptail Squad keeps it weird and disturbing as usual. Content warning. Swan talks about body parts discovered in a lake & in the freezer. Drippy Steve can't multitask as usual while attempting to talk to us about Aliens while our intellectual elitist fact checks him. Beaveman talks to us about why we should eradicate mosquitoes. Thank you everyone for listening. https://www.patr
Whale Necropolis: Monstrous Minutes episode -8
This week, the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, brings us monstrous minutes. Every whale dies, not every whale truly lives. That may not be accurate. They don't disappear, they sink and provide a buffet and are an important part of the ecosystem. Join JD in the abyss for your monstrous minutes. Give us money! You know our mantra Money Power Sex join our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSl
The Uncanny Ability of the Musical Mind of the Monster
This week the squad takes a break from the norm and talks music. More specifically, the Swan and Beaveman pull tapes, yes casette tapes, and CD's randomly out of their collections to see what JD can tell them about the music. Nolan offers up a musical favorite but receives bland stares from Swan and Beaveman. No offense to Nolan of course. Join us for some music talk. We love you! Go Norway!
Making bread from the dead: Monstrous Minutes episode -7
Scientists are back at it again. Poking, prodding and otherwise beating a dead horse or, I guess in this case, a dead iceman. Scientists are once again, disturbing Otzi, not only to satiate their appetites for knowledge but this time, just their regular appetites. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
That baby gots a drinking problem and that one might be too tasty
Content warning. Disturbing news involving small children. Breaking news! A couple days late. That's right, our crime news anchor The Swan is hot on the trail of some disturbing news coming out of New South Wales and Baton Rouge Louisiana. In New South Wales a mom decided to see if her child was cream filled. Was it? No names were released to the public at this time. In Baton Rouge Louisiana, a
Fat babies suffer from tuberculosis on route 66
This week, is, I mean...we going to hell. It's the typical Slaptail Squad podcast. Irreverent, crude, childish, disturbing, and yes, I could go on. We start with our typical useless banter. We find out that JD is a bit into the pee-pee. We are not going to talk about the port a potty baby, let's just say, Air Assault! The Beaveman starts it off with not so grand rounds. This week, The White Deat
Bees have bee-n awesome since time immemorial: Monstrous Minutes episode -6
The Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins brings us this weeks monstrous minutes with a historical recollection of the discovery of jars of honey in the tomb of the Pharoah Tutankhaman. Bees have been and continue to be essential for life on this planet. They don't just make a tasty treat. Enjoy! Check out our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad
Drippy Steve can make any topic boring: Aliens, True Crime, Medical Oddities
The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts
Drippy Steve can make any topic boring: Aliens, True Crime, Medical Oddities-Video
The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts
LSD on the Brain for Science: Monstrous Minutes episode -5
This week on the Monstrous Minutes, JD presents a glimpse into research being conducted on the use of LSD on volunteers in the name of science. What happens to the brain when you use LSD? Thanks to the latest and greatest scientific advances, researches can take a look at the brain to determine what areas may be stimulated and what barriers may be broken. What are the implications for use of LSD i
Pushing the limits of science and Beaveman's patience
It's that time, time to get Slappin. Have you ever wondered thought to yourself, "Beaveman's dreams can't possibly get more disturbed?" If you thought that, you were wrong. Someone should send this guy to see a psychologist. Swan brings us the crime report, this week's featured piece of sh!+. This time it's a little bit different. For F sake, the justice system is more inefficient than Drippy Ste
Pushing the limits of science and Beaveman's patience Video
It's that time, time to get Slappin. Have you ever wondered thought to yourself, "Beaveman's dreams can't possibly get more disturbed?" If you thought that, you were wrong. Someone should send this guy to see a psychologist. Swan brings us the crime report, this week's featured piece of sh!+. This time it's a little bit different. For F sake, the justice system is more inefficient than Drippy Ste
An Underground Country in Ithaca NY: Monstrous Minutes episode -4
The Dark Lord of Brown-town, JD Hutchins, brings you this weeks strange account of a secret that lies beneath a graveyard in the town of Ithaca NY, USA.
Green children enjoy just the bulb while watching the nightly news from their UFO
This week, the squad unites to bring you premium idiocy. The Swan comes in hard with a story about a young TV reporter and her tragic end in the year 1974. What drove this young person to such ends. A fascinating tale. Rest in peace Christine Chubbuck. Then Drippy Steve brings us an interesting tale about one of the missing scientists. Too bad he doesn't have answers to questions that would be co
Green children enjoy just the bulb while watching the nightly news from their UFO VIDEO
This week, the squad unites to bring you premium idiocy. The Swan comes in hard with a story about a young TV reporter and her tragic end in the year 1974. What drove this young person to such ends. A fascinating tale. Rest in peace Christine Chubbuck. Then Drippy Steve brings us an interesting tale about one of the missing scientists. Too bad he doesn't have answers to questions that would be co
Necro Robotics a Wolf Spider Afterlife: Monstrous Minutes episode -3
This week, the Trailer Park Monster, Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins of the Slaptail Squad brings you Monstrous Minutes episode -3. Ever spent hours wondering why spiders curl up into a little ball when they die? Nope, us either. Apparently it is pretty interesting and has possible scientific applications. Sounds oddly interesting, or just odd. But that's the Slaptail Squad and this is Monstr
The Demon Wears a Calico Coat on a Flying Saucer While Listening to Hip Hop-Video
The Squad unites for typical idiocy. This week's piece of sh!+ is a mixed bag. The first guy is 100% a piece of sh!+. Listen, I don't mean to victim shame, but what was that dog wearing? Seriously, Steven Tyler Swain is one sick...puppy? The second story, well, I think that girl might have game. Good for you Vanessa O' Rourke Steven bores the crap out of everyone with something interesting. It tak
The Demon Wears a Calico Coat on a Flying Saucer While Listening to Hip Hop
The Squad unites for typical idiocy. This week's piece of sh!+ is a mixed bag. The first guy is 100% a piece of sh!+. Listen, I don't mean to victim shame, but what was that dog wearing? Seriously, Steven Tyler Swain is one sick...puppy? The second story, well, I think that girl might have game. Good for you Vanessa O' Rourke Steven bores the crap out of everyone with something interesting. It tak
Monstrous Minutes episode -2: The Dawn of Shape Shifting Robots is here
You finally did it you morons. Have you not seen Terminator? Shape shifting robots are here. The Trailer Park Monster breaks it down this week. Will this help humanity? Are we doomed? You decide.
Don't get PAM on the brain Video
The Squad Unites. Right out the gate, the Swan can't stop talking. Interrupting is like her Zen or something. Will it continue? Most definitely. There is a lot of news out there currently regarding aliens, UFOs, UAPs, and massive amounts of released documents. It's a good thing the Squad has an expert. Enter Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen. Take it away Steven! Wait, what? You are not prepared
Don't get PAM on the brain
The Squad Unites. Right out the gate, the Swan can't stop talking. Interrupting is like her Zen or something. Will it continue? Most definitely. There is a lot of news out there currently regarding aliens, UFOs, UAPs, and massive amounts of released documents. It's a good thing the Squad has an expert. Enter Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen. Take it away Steven! Wait, what? You are not prepared
The Slaptail Squad presents: Monstrous Minutes episode -1 , "Time"
The Dark Lord of Brown-Town, Trailer Park Monster, and Grand Commissioner of all things unholy, JD Hutchins presents this first episode of Monstrous Minutes. Time is time, is it not? What is time? Can something as simple as gravity, temperature, or materials of a timepiece itself, effect the measurement of time? Truly these are questions we cannot answer in a few minutes. It does make you think. I
The Murder of My Profession Video
This video does not include the first few minutes of banter. This is included on the audio podcast and available as extra content on our Patreon. This week, the squad unites to bring you laughs and also a little bit of serious conversation. Right out the gate, the King of Kalamazo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock reminds us just how much humans suck at solving problems instead of letting nature be n
The Murder of My Profession
This week, the squad unites to bring you laughs and also a little bit of serious conversation. Right out the gate, the King of Kalamazo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock reminds us just how much humans suck at solving problems instead of letting nature be nature. We're the problem! Duh! Althouth the Dark Lord of Brown-town isn't on this episode, he wrote a segment for the Beavemen to read in his stead
The Goblins Got My Glove Video
Content warning for persons that watch the video. Disturbing images may not be suitable for some viewers. This week, the entire squad unites for our typical idiotic mayhem. The video starts 10 minutes in after our preshow banter. For the complete audio, listen to the podcast. The complete video is on Patreon. Today, Drippy Steved Da Driphausen takes on the role of producer. How do you think that
The Goblins Got My Glove
Content warning for persons that watch the video. Disturbing images may not be suitable for some viewers. This week, the entire squad unites for our typical idiotic mayhem. Enjoy our stupid banter before the show begins for audio guests only. Video starts about 10 minutes in. Today, Drippy Steve Da Driphausen takes on the role of producer. How do you think that went? I'm sure you can all guess. S
Don't play with Mac-aque unless you want herpes
Content warning. There are images that may not be suitable for persons who have difficulty viewing medical images or hearing about medical conditions. This podcast is not suitable for viewers under the age of 18. This is a slightly edited video. The banter prior to the podcast is not included in the video like it is in the podcast audio. The video is also not edited for instances where additional
Don't play with Mac-aque unless you want herpes
Yes, we know there is no hyphen. We're just having fun. This week the entire squad unites for absolute chaos. Be glad you don't have the Beaveman's job. The unedited video is very fun and you can see it on Patreaon, but for our dear audio audience, you will appreciate the Beaveman's skill. It's fun per norm. The Swan brings us this weeks piece of sh1+, kind of a softball but we find out that Nola
If a spider discovers antigravity...would you kill it?
This week, the squad unites with the lord high commander, the Beaveman, and his Bravo team of Nolan Johncock aka the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy and Drippy Steve Da' Driphausen. It's that time of the week again. Can anyone explain to us why Drippy Steve has such an active sex life? We don't get it. slaptailsquad@gmail.com because we need to know! Our typical pre-intro music BS of course. The
UFO flying monkeys love to shoot pop guns and eat peanut butter on celery
The Squad assembles to bring you this weeks completely idiotic banter an fun topics of discussion. When Swan says this weeks piece of $h1t is a piece of sh1+ she isn't kidding. Maybe next time bring us a crime situation we can make fun of Swan. Thanks for bringing us down. What a real Forrest Gump take on Peanut Butter? Me neither, but we got one anyway from the world's most boring storyteller G
Blow the foam off it
The Squad unites this week to bring you the typical level of unscripted idiocy you have come to expect from a bunch of, well...idiots. This week there is a very special segment brought to us by our friend GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist. The Squad had dubbed him, "The World's Most Boring Storyteller." Judge for yourself. Love ya GD. Right out the gate the Swan brings you this week's pi
Steven wants to be Jerry but he's just a pukey potato
Steven wants to be Jerry, but he can't even be that cool. Can't take him anywhere. He inserts himself in the Beaveman's set, and reeps the benefits. How does he repay the Beaveman, guess you have to listen to find out Swan tells a bit of true crime for this week's POS. Nolan researches very little and contributes even less. Then Beaveman comes in hot like he always does. Can he make Steven puke? M
Spittin facts while the guy behind Dan spits in his hand
On this episode the Squad welcomes comedian Dan Leach of Dan Does Comedy. Dan is a standup comedian and a comedy producer in Battle Creek Michigan. He brings Forrest Gump/John Belushi energy to his comedy. He is well known behind many dumpsters throughout four surrounding counties. Instead of their usual routine, the squad spits random facts. The Swan, as part of her usual routine, tries to ruin
The Cryptid March Melee
Send us Fan Mail It's really not a Melee. It is a fierce one-on-one battle culminating in a take all championship of the greatest Cryptid. Melee just sounded cool. Will the Mothman, Bigfoot, El Chupa Cabra or the Yeti prevail? Eastern conference and Western conference match-ups. One Cryptid will be victorious. This is a fun podcast led by The Trailer Park Monster himself. The Beaveman introduce
That's sooooper interesting
Send us Fan Mail We all know sarcasm when we see it. The squad welcomes GD Fenderson, certified forensic humorist back on the show to promote his upcoming show, "Spotlight on Insanity," April 4, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI. GD, as a humorist, is a story-teller. The plan: tell really boring stories to see if GD pays attention, tells his own boring story, or catches on. Beaveman
Manhattan Abductions, Gross Pedos, and Fusing Alexander to a Couch
Send us Fan Mail Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it. Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us with some littl
Spotlight on GD's insane poop
Send us Fan Mail The Squad welcomes certified forensic humorist GD Fenderson, pride of Maryland and the recipient of the most coveted of...awards. The Beaveman will be joining GD for his show, "Spotlight on Insanity," at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids Michigan on April 4, 2026. See the link below for tickets. You can also stream on Plauzzable.com. So they probably talk about the show this en
Put the taint in the tank to safeguard it from aliens
Send us Fan Mail This week the squad gets right into it with a case out of Tecumseh Michigan. Swan summarizes the case of accused plaintiff, innocent until proven guilty, Dale Warner charged with the murder of his wife. News flash, he's this weeks POS. Think he did it? Beaveman is pretty convinced. Then Drippy Steve brings the heat with an interesting mystery of the missing House Majority leader
Tricophytons assemble to pee on a stone in a National Park
Send us Fan Mail This week the Swan presents two true crime stories featuring two colossal pieces of dooky. Friggin geniuses. Truly some interesting cases, we think, we can't be sure because we were interrupting her and joking around the whole time. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock, returns to wow the squad with a story about making phosphorous out of pee pee. Seems legit. Drip
Family annihilating fruit bats travel through time causing Nipah virus
Send us Fan Mail It's the trinity of power this week. You guessed it, Beaveman, Swan, and JD bring the idiocy and the fun this week. Swan starts us off with, "This Weeks POS," as the trial of extended family/family annihilator Paul Caneiro comes to an end. He definitely qualifies as a POS. Hope he gets fitted with a sundress. She then transitions to a story about a local Grand Rapids, Michigan ma
Beads, Beans, Boobs, Vampires, and Voodoo
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer. Ever wonder how you get beads these days in NOLA? Are the Red Beans and rice epic? Are boobs abundant? Should you fear the Vampires? Do you have pre
I think there's a screwworm on my Ringdocus
Send us Fan Mail This week the squad unites for a typical idiotic chat session. Right out the gate, the Swan aka energy vampire and destroyer of fun, bores the crap out of the squad with her very long crime report. You cannot expect the squad to listen intently. It's like 5th grade English class all over again. The Beaveman brings it hard with Not So Grand Rounds. This week, he covers that flesh e
Swan's Food Aggression Disorder
Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode, we dive into Swan's Food Aggression Disorder. Swan brings us this week's crime report written by our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. The case of the Tik Tok Murders of James and Kristin Brock from Carrollton, Georgia on February, 20, 2025. The Squad takes the Binge Eating Disorder Questionnaire together - giving their honest answers and the kind of self
The Nose Knows Sharks
Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites this week for a fun weekly chats with our friends around the world. Steven is overly aggressive immediately which seems to rub off on the Swan. Swan brings us the crime report as written by our resource on the, "ground," Angela Tripsalot. This one is super interesting but of course, the Squad makes fun of tragedy. That's how you get through it. Gallows humor baby
The Peanut King Defeats the Fiery Dragon
Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites to share their collective idiocy with the world. The Swan brings us true crime out of Columbus, Ohio. A developing story of the tragic murder of loving parents who leave their two children behind. A suspect is in custody. Yeah, pretty sure he did it. We're going to go out on a limb here. Our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot will continue to provide us with updates
The Fiery Serpent of Pleiades lives in Beaveman's Pants
Send us Fan Mail It's another great episode. Bringing comedy to the world while it burns around you. Gotta do your part to make people smile. This week Steven whines about his pathetic comedy career. Stop doing bringer shows! This isn't 1986. Pay your comedians you worthless comedy club. The Beaveman talks about being sleepy. Stay tuned for that one man show. This weeks POS is brought to you by
A Parrot Walks Into an Oyster Bar in Anaheim
Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, the trinity of power unite! Witness the power of three as they podcast. We start off with a tragic story from, you guessed it, Florida. Just another family annihilator wannabe. Can people just take themselves out instead of those around them? Then the Beaveman keeps it coastal and presents yet another gross condition, infections with Vibrio Vulnif
Tiny Ticks, Tiny Parachutes, Tiny Shovels
Send us Fan Mail It's the last episode of 2025! On this episode the Beaveman presents one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories out there. The belief that Lyme Disease was created in a lab on Plum island at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. I mean, let's not just assume that Lyme Disease has been around for thousands of years. That would be ridiculous. It's clearly a biological weapon cr
Remembering the gifts Rob Reiner gave us
Send us Fan Mail This week the Beaveman talks about all the fond memories he has of the life changing gifts that legendary director Rob Reiner gave to the world. The Swan shares her memories as well and they have a light hearted discussion about their love of The Princess Bride and Stand By Me specifically, as well as Beaveman's new crush on 40-something Kathy Bates. They are joined by Drippy St
Is that a Cotard piloting that UAP?
Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, Drippy Steve teaches us how to correctly identify a UAP, we learn about the developing story of young Rebecca Park, the Beaveman presents Cotard syndrome, and Swan tells some of the worst jokes they have ever heard. Every wonder if you should report that UAP? Is it a UAP? Well, get ready for Drippy "the Necrophile" Steve to drop some knowledge. It
Dutch Alien Hands Walk the Dog
Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites and welcomes the Minddog himself, Matt Nappo, to the show to hang out and join in the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad. Did you know there is a medical condition where your hand can do its own thing, beyond your control? Sounds kinky right? Wrong you weirdo. It is an actual condition known as Alien Hand Syndrome. Want to see the video the Beaveman made? Send us
Drippy Steve Goes to War with a Douchebag
Send us Fan Mail What a fun episode. The squad gets unsolicited information from Steven about his sex life, which coincidentally, fits very well with the Beaveman's, "Not So Grand Rounds." Should it drip? An age old question. This week on extraterrestrial time, Steven proves he is unprepared, and Nolan does the same on Weird History. Good thing no one is paying these guys. The traffic report is
Orbs and Lizardmen make their final stand in Thermopylae
Send us Fan Mail Technical difficulties plague the squad from the get go, leading to some rather mid-quality sound from Nolan, but they power through. At least, sort of. That non-beard growing Indiana potato decides he has to make in the middle of the podcast. This only infuriates the Beaveman and Nolan more. They still have a fun chat with each segment with the poor Beaveman covering his segment,
Underwater Parrots Love Feet
Send us Fan Mail The Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is it extraterrestrial or is it terrestrial? If it's underwater, is it aquatic? Beaveman talks about the difference between a foot fetishisti
Alien Brave Sexual Disorders in Traffic
Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode, the Squad unites and things get weird... even for us. Extraterrestrial things - Steven basically talks about aliens and basically says basically 47 times. (We didn't actually count, but you can if you want to). Nolan does a book report on the historical accuracy of the movie Braveheart. Swan joins us from the Slaptail Nation Chopper with a highly inform
Ivy's Paranormal Beaver
Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites to have a paranormal talk with Ivy Supersonic. Is it all paranormal talk. Of course not. Something odd happens. Is it just a recording error, most likely, or could it be the presence of Ivy's father throughout the interview? Wanting to believe, the squad leans toward the paranormal. The scientist in Beaveman wins out in the end. Most likely this is a recording er
Small hands with drones, fencing, and bad jokes
Send us Fan Mail Another fun episode as the squad unites. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz joins the squad with the latest extraterrestrial buzz. The Beaveman professes his love for little people. That guy really likes the ladies for sure. Nolan tells us about an amazing female fencer and the Swan destroys yet another traffic report. The Swan doesn't disappoint on her second segment. She really can ruin
Eyelashes on a Moose, or a Sphere on a Haunting
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman demonstrates once again that his medical topics focus on his love of women. Can that guy focus on anything else? No worries, the Swan delivers a fun story about a Moose on the loose, Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz rolls in with information about the Buga sphere, and JD hits us with some paranormal activity. Oh, and the Ronz is there to make it cringy. That's why we don't give
Don't Sun Your Bum
Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites to bring you another ridiculous episode. Well, all of us except JD. Thanks a lot kids. Kids ruin podcasts. Anyway. Ronz steps in, or does he? Nope, he has Lil Powdered Donut sit in. On this episode they cover such topics as: perineum sunning, the oldest dynasty, a terrible traffic report, a North Carolina cryptid, and of course, dumb jokes with Swan. Done in true
Rome, Annabelle, Traffic, Ozempic Vulva and Bad jokes with Swan
Send us Fan Mail The title says it all. The Squad transitions to an actual goofy format. Want to hear some weird history? Nolan's got you covered. Miss the Monsters Lair, we do too, but you can get a tiny taste from the Trailer Park Monster himself, the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins. Have you ever wanted to hear local traffic with all the enthusiasm of Ben Stiller doing a dry eye commercial
Mothman Fest with the Squad and JD in person!!!!!!!
Send us Fan Mail It's a bucket list weekend. JD Hutchins is onsite with the squad all the way from Fresno, CA. It's a great adventure starting with JD's flight getting screwed up, rush tattoos for the Beaveman and JD, a comedy show where the Beaveman performs, then an overnight drive to Ohio, about 30 minutes from Point Pleasant WV. Do we have more recordings? No. The squad consisting of a very h
Plans change
Send us Fan Mail The plan: play clips of old shows and talk about what we remember, make fun of how we responded, sounded, etc. That would have worked out well, had the Beaveman not recorded sound bytes over the clips on the mixer. Oh well, we adapted and overcame. What did we even talk about. Let's see, Ronz updated us and then somehow we started talking about the military and the Beaveman's ti
Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 18: Distracting billboards and Human Sexuality
Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman and the Doc test out remote podcasting. They discuss billboard advertisements, and the touchy subject of human sexuality and religious propaganda being passed off as science. Support the show
Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 19: Obese and Petty
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman believes that the love of self leads to a little extra around the middle. He shares his secrets of self-deprecation and loathing with the Doc as a way of maintaining a healthy weight. Beaveman asks Doc if he is being petty because he despises people who sell hope. Support the show
Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 20: Hollow Earth Baby! Part 1
Send us Fan Mail It's hollow earth theory time. The Beaveman and the Doc discuss this bizarre theory. The surface was barely scratched and so this is going to be a two parter at least. Did you know the earth was hollow? Who wants a donut? Support the show
Beaveman And The Doc, Episode 21: Hollow Earth Baby! Part Two - 1 25 19, 5.34 PM 1
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and the Doc wrap up the Hollow Earth discussion from little Brown men in Flying Saucers, 14 foot Giants, to Land of the Lost. Support the show
Beaveman And The Doc Episode 22, Dark Web
Send us Fan Mail Separated by nearly two thousand miles, Beaveman and the Doc catch up and discuss the dark web, the weather, and Doc's educational pursuits. Support the show
The Kill Team Beaveman And The Doc
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and the Doc discuss the documentary, "The Kill Team." Beaveman reflects on what it meant to him to be an Infantryman and his extreme disgust for the men who profess to share that distinction with him. The Doc offers insight. Support the show
It's A Flashback From Our Original Podcast Attempt In 2014
Send us Fan Mail Here it is. The original podcast attempt from 2014. It's pretty offensive so be warned. I had a good laugh listening to it. Support the show
Is Your Captain Marvel My Captain Marvel
Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and the Doc discuss the evolution of Captain Marvel and Shazam with special guest star Skylar Beavers. Support the show
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