Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Episodes
Bob's One Man Show (Part 2)
For one night only (again), Bob returns to perform a one man show directed by Mark and Wade.
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"These Hollows and Rivers" (The Scary Tapes)
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "These Hallows And Rivers" by Violet J. Williams.
Trigger Warnings: Physical Abuse, Violence
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Grilled or Fried?
I like my Distractible episodes seared in a cast iron skillet until it gets crispy golden edges on all sides.
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"Saving Grace" (The Scary Tapes)
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Saving Grace" by Blake Bowen.
Trigger Warnings: Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Medical Torture/Abuse, Medical Procedures, Torture, Victim Blaming, and Violence.
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The Jerker Episode
The guys search for a happy ending to the sad times we're living in.
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Cloth Off The Bone
Mark and Wade play mind games with each other while Bob watches.
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Insider Gaming
Now that Mark has landed himself in jail, only the latest in gaming and insect technology can break him out.
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Cincinnati Jeopardy
Bob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever
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Smell My Touch
Mark hosts a game that just makes sense.
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Would I Lie To You?
Bob hosts a game built on lies.
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Choose Your Own Cousin
Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."
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I'm Wade. I'm Bald.
He's bald. He's Wade.
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Please Be Nice
Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.
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Wade Definitely Has A Topic
The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.
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The Perfectest Crime
Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.
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Hoopst Was First?
This game about firsts is making me firsty.
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Unhappy Birthday
To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.
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Going Nuclear
Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?
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Markiplier Likes That?
How well do Bald and Dad know Short?
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Doing Too Much
Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.
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Burnout
The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.
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Hard or Soft?
The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?
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Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)
Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.
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The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)
Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee!
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America vs Europe
No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes.
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Reverse Charades
Quick, get flat!
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That Sounds Bad!
Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark.
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Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)
Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.
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Anything Goes (Part 4)
Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.
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Oxford 3000 AND TOO
Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.
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That Sounds Good!
What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...
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Buy My Thing!
What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?
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Dicebreakers Too!
Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.
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Friday the 13th
WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.
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The Smell You Can Lick
Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.
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Best of "Guam" (Compilation)
PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM!
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Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)
If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.)
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Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)
E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm!
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How To ABCs
Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.
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News Flash!
Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.
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Ghostly Moments (Compilation)
Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark...
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Worst Tech Issues (Compilation)
No need adjust your computer settings, this compilation features some the most memorable moments where things went wrong in all the right ways.
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Best of James (Compilation)
There's baby fever floating around The Distractible Vault as we share some highlights from the last few years of Bob raising his son, James.
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Solar System Tier List
Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...
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I'm A Doctor!
Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*
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Bad Mood
The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons.
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Fortunately, Unfortunately
Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.
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Draw Or Die (Part 2)
Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way.
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Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know...
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How Do You Pan?
The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.
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Yeah, He'd Live
Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.
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Snow Days
The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.
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Everybody Hates Dor
Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)
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Wade's One Man Show
The reviews are in, and critics are raving:
"Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle
"If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald
"I can't f**king see!" - Bob
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Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)
The only word, besides bald, that has changed the trajectory of Distractible forever.
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Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)
You better hope the Distractible Vault is fireproof, because there's a whole lot of fiery fury building up in this compilation!
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Make Wade Do It
Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.
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2026 Distractible Game Guide
New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise.
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Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo.
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Squid Game (Even Too-er)
The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.
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Size Matters (Part 2)
The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test.
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Will It Into Existence
Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.
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Get More Faster
The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert...
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Best of Bald (Compilation)
No freak flags are flying around these parts, cause this is the baldest compilation in the wilderness!
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Best of Henry (Compilation)
A compilation dedicated to some of Henry's most memorable mentions from the podcast. Rest In Peace, Henry.
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Anything Goes (Part 3)
Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes."
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Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)
Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.
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King of the Friend Zone
Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away...
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Please Laugh
Listeners, you're responsible for this...
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Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)
He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height.
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Best of Mark: Part 1 (Compilation)
It's time to relax with a copy of Penthouse Forum and plate of cannolis, because this compilation is all about the moon man himself, Mark.
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Best of Bob: Part 1 (Compilation)
If the "Distractible Vault" was a fridge, it would be stocked up with only the best bite-sized moments of our favorite dad, wordsmith, and mechanic, Bob.
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Best of Wade: Part 1 (Compilation)
It's time once again to venture into "The Distractible Vault" to retrieve some of the most bald, car-less, and boat-loving moments of the King of Meat himself, Wade.
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Viewer Discretion Is Advised
View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight...
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World Record (Today)
Hiii...
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Nah, I'd Lose
Not all battles are worth winning.
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The Oxford 3000
Bob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos.
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The Cursed Episode
Wade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends.
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In This Game... Only Letters, Friends!
A Distractible episode is worth a thousand words.
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Three Sentence Horror Stories
Make sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode.
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