Astrology Barbie
Join Dotty and Jess as this celestial duo steers you through the cosmic chaos in Astrology Barbie, where astronomical insights meet earthly dilemmas with a hilarious twist. Each episode delves into the zodiac's influence on romantic compatibility, friendship, and womanhood, all while embracing a wild and unfiltered approach. Whether they're dissecting Mercury retrograde's impact on texting exes or comparing Mars signs for best friend potential, these two don't hold back. Prepare for side-splitting truths and cosmic guidance as we get a little feral, a lot of fun, and absolutely astrological.
Episodes
Bonus Episode 14: Rating A Man's Chart (Sorry Matt!)
In this special bonus episode, we’re putting a mystery man under the stars—literally! Jess recently went on a first date, and naturally, we had to pull up his birth chart to see what the cosmos have to say. Is there long-term potential, or is this just a Mercury retrograde fling waiting to happen? We’re breaking down his placements, comparing them to Jess’s, and giving our brutally honest astrolog
Episode 12: Pisces Season — 2025
In this episode of The Astrology Podcast, Dotty and Jess dive into the dreamy, intuitive world of Pisces season! As the zodiac’s ultimate empath, Pisces is known for its creativity, deep emotions, and ability to drift between reality and fantasy. The duo explores the best (and worst) jobs for Pisces—because let’s be honest, not every career suits a daydreamer! Plus, they rank some of the most icon
Bonus Episode 13: Jess's Alien Abduction Experience
In this bonus episode of the Astrology Podcast, Jess shares her spine-chilling alien abduction experience! From the haunting memory of enormous blue eyes to the unexplained blackout that followed, this tale ventures deep into the unknown. Dotty and Jess piece together the fragments, unpack alien encounter lore, and debate the mysteries of intergalactic visitors. Was it a close encounter of the fou
Valentines Special Bonus Episode 12: Venus Signs & Your Love Compatibility
Love is in the stars this Valentine’s Day! In this special episode of Astrology Podcast, we’re diving deep into Venus signs—the ultimate key to understanding how we love, what we desire, and who we’re drawn to. Whether you're single, taken, or in a situationship, we’ll explore how Venus influences your romantic style and the kind of relationships that light your heart on fire.
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Bonus Episode 11: Red Flags & Green Flags of the Zodiacs
In this bonus episode of the Astrology Podcast, Archangel Gabrielle and Lucifer return to dish out the red and green flags of every zodiac sign! From Aries’ fiery ambition to Pisces’ dreamy compassion, the duo delivers heavenly praise and devilish roasts with their signature flair. Will Scorpio’s intensity earn a halo—or a pitchfork? Is Gemini’s charm a blessing—or a curse? No sign escapes their d
Bonus Episode 10: Trips For The Signs
Pack your bags! In this bonus episode, Dotty and Jess have planned the ultimate vacation for each zodiac sign. From sending Scorpio to the icy landscapes of Iceland, to sending Leo to the luxe vibes of Dubai—Dotty and Jess are picking the perfect destination for every sign this year! Where’s your sign headed?
Dotty and Jess, as this celestial duo, steer you through the cosmic chaos in Astrology
Episode 11: Aquarius Season — 2024
In this episode of the Astrology Podcast, Dotty and Jess welcome the quirky brilliance of Aquarius season! Known for its rebellious spirit, progressive ideas, and love of all things unconventional, this is the zodiac’s time to celebrate individuality. The duo dives into the cosmic vibes of the Water-Bearer, exploring its innovative energy and the ways it challenges the status quo.
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Bonus Episode 9: 2025 Astrology Forecast (With The Power of AI)
In this bonus episode of the Astrology Podcast, Dotty and Jess take a cosmic deep dive into 2025 using AI and their birth charts as guides! With the help of cutting-edge tech and astrological insights, they explore what energies to call in for the year ahead. From career breakthroughs to love life predictions, and even a few surprises from the cosmos, this episode blends futuristic tools with time
Episode 10: Capricorn Season — 2024
In this episode of the Astrology Podcast, Dotty and Jess celebrate Capricorn season with a personal twist—they’re answering questions about their own Capricorn dads! From their ambitious work ethics and practical advice to the ways they’ve influenced Dotty and Jessie’s lives, this episode offers a deep dive into the world of the Sea Goat through the lens of family. Expect plenty of laughs, heartfe
Bonus Episode 8: The Ultimate Zodiac Christmas Gift Guide
Get ready to slay this Christmas with Dotty and Jess! 🎁✨ In this festive bonus episode, Dotty and Jess are here to save your holiday shopping with the ultimate zodiac gift guide. But that’s not all—Dotty and Jess are also checking Santa’s Naughty and Nice List to see which signs have been angelic and who’s been stirring up cosmic mischief this year. Tune in for gift-giving inspo, plenty of laughs,
Episode 9: Sagittarius Season — 2024
In this episode of the Astrology Barbie Podcast, Dotty and Jessie welcome their very first guest, Annie, a true Sagittarius, for an unforgettable deep dive into the bold, adventurous, and always searching soul of the Archer. Together, they unpack the wild, unapologetic energy that defines Sagittarius, exploring everything from their love of freedom to their thirst for knowledge and truth. But the
Bonus Episode 7: The Astrology Barbie Awards
Get ready for a night of glitz, glamour, and cosmic celebration as Dotty and Jess host the Astrology Barbie Awards! In this bonus episode, they'll roll out the red carpet and honour the standout traits of each zodiac sign, just like the Oscars—but with a playful twist. Join Dotty and Jess for categories like “The Biggest Baby” and “Most Demonic” as they recognise the unique qualities that make eac
Bonus Episode 6: Zodiac Signs As Sex Toys
In this celestial bonus episode, Lucifer and Archangel Gabriel are diving into the playful world of astrology! Join them as they match each zodiac sign with their perfect sex toy, blending a touch of heavenly wisdom with some devilish fun. Get ready for a delightful mix of humour and insight as our cosmic duo uncovers the perfect picks to spice up your celestial experiences!
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Bonus Episode 5: Finance Meeting For The Girlies
In this episode, Dotty and Jess are making finances fun and fabulous by weaving in their favourite astrological insights! Join Dotty and Jess as they break down budgeting, saving, and investing through the lens of the zodiac.
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Episode 8: Scorpio Season — 2024
In this episode, Dotty and Jess not only delve into how Scorpio’s magnetic energy influences our connections and ignites our intuition, but they also weave in some powerful poetry that captures the essence of this transformative time. Join us as Dotty and Jess navigate the shadows, uncovering the beauty of letting go and rising anew, all while celebrating the art of expression through verse.
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Bonus Episode 4 Part 2/2: Building Our Kens In The Sims
In Part 2 of this bonus episode, Dotty and Jess are taking their astrological ideals to The Sims to create their perfect Kens! Get ready for laughter and creativity as Dotty and Jess transform their dream guys into Sims characters, blending astrology and gaming in a fun-filled adventure!
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Bonus Episode 4 Part 1/2: Building Our Kens Birth Charts
Today, Dotty and Jess are diving into the astrological realm creating birth charts for their ideal men—their “Kens”! Dotty and Jess will explore the traits and personalities they envision for their perfect partners. Get ready for some cosmic creativity and a sprinkle of humor as Dotty and Jess dream up their dream guys through the lens of astrology!
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Episode 7: Libra Season — 2024
Get ready for a wild ride in this fun-filled episode as Dotty and Jess celebrate Libra season with a lively Kahoot challenge! Test your knowledge of all things Libra while diving into the themes of balance, beauty, and connection that this fabulous sign brings. But hold on—Jess is also dropping her thrilling serial killer segment, where she connects the shadows to the light in a way that will keep
Episode 6: Virgo Season — 2024
Today, we’re embracing the earthy and introspective vibes of Virgo season. As the sun transitions into Virgo, it’s time to focus on refinement, practicality, and self-improvement. Virgo season invites us to get organized, pay attention to the details, and nurture our well-being. Let’s explore how this grounded energy influences our lives, relationships, and the cosmos, helping us cultivate clarity
Bonus Episode 3: Which F***ing Sign Is It?
Today, we're diving deep into the world of astrology as we guess the astrological placements are based on descriptions of different personalities. Think you can spot a Scorpio's intensity or a Gemini's charm? Join us as we decode the stars and uncover the celestial secrets behind these intriguing personalities.
Dotty and Jess, as this celestial duo, steer you through the cosmic chaos
Episode 5: Leo Season — 2024
Today, we're diving into the fiery and fabulous Leo season. As the sun moves into Leo, it's time to embrace your inner lion, shine bright, and take centre stage. Leo season is about confidence, creativity, and a little drama—so get ready to roar! Let's explore how this powerful energy influences our lives, relationships, and the cosmos.
Dotty and Jess, as this celestial duo, steer yo
Bonus Episode 2 : Jessie & Dotty's Big 3
Welcome back to "Astrology Barbie," where we blend star wisdom with everyday life! Today, we're getting personal with your favorite hosts, Dotty and Jess, as we reveal our Big 3 placements. Get ready to learn how our Sun, Moon, and Rising signs shape who we are and influence our take on the cosmos. Whether you're a seasoned stargazer or just starting your astrological journey, th
Episode 4: Cancer Season — 2024
Welcome to "Astrology Barbie," your cosmic guide to the stars! Today, we're diving into the nurturing waters of Cancer season. From June 21st to July 22nd, the zodiac's sensitive and intuitive Crab takes center stage. We'll explore how this emotionally rich period can influence our lives, relationships, and personal growth. Whether you're a Cancer or just curious about th
Bonus Episode 1: Hot Girl ASMR Affirmations
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Join Dotty and Jess as this celestial duo steers you through the cosmic chaos in Astrology Barbie, where celestial insights meet earthly dilemmas with a hilarious twist. Each episode delves into the zodiac's influence on romantic compatibility, friendship, and womanhood, all while embracing a wild
Episode 3: Gemini Season — 2024
Get ready for witty banter, hilarious anecdotes, and a dual-sided look at the traits that make Geminis the life of the astrological party. Whether you love them or struggle to keep up with their ever-changing moods, we’re exploring all the quirks and perks of those born under the twin sign. Tune in as we decipher the mysteries of communication and duality and why Geminis are everyone’s favorite so
Episode 2: Taurus Season — 2024
In this episode of Astrology Barbie, we celebrate the calming and luxurious essence of Taurus season. Tune in as we delve into the traits of the steadfast Bull and discuss how Taurus influences our love life and personal growth. Whether you're a Taurus or just Taurus-curious, this episode is your guide to making the most of this grounding astrological period.
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Episode 1: Aries Season — 2024
Every episode, your hosts Dotty and Jess, dive into the energetic and assertive world of astrology. This month, we explore the impact of Aries traits on daily life, love, work, and tendencies toward criminal behavior. Whether you’re an Aries, know an Aries, or are just curious about the zodiac's most dynamic sign, tune in for a journey through the stars where no celestial stone is left unturne
Introducing: Astrology Barbie 💖
Join Dotty and Jess as this celestial duo steers you through the cosmic chaos in Astrology Barbie, where celestial insights meet earthly dilemmas with a hilarious twist. Each episode delves into the zodiac's influence on romantic compatibility, friendship, and womanhood, all while embracing a wild and unfiltered approach.
Whether they're dissecting Mercury retrograde's impact on text
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