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The Cologne Podcast

The Cologne Podcast

Myke & Ryan 327 Episodes Jun 28, 2026

Join best friends Myke and Ryan as they take on the world of fragrances with unfiltered humor and uneducated opinions. Each episode, they sniff out a new scent and give their honest, foul-mouthed review. From high-end colognes to drugstore bargains, no fragrance is off-limits. Brace yourself for an irreverent, no-holds-barred approach to fragrance reviews.

Episodes

EP01: Creed's Aventus: First Time Smelling - The Cologne Sessions Jun 28, 2026 1744 Ryan is trying Creed's Aventus for the first time.. The Cologne Sessions are side quests with Myke and his new work friend, Ryan. Confusing we know... but, we hope to keep the legacy alive with taking a new friend on a journey that has given us so many ups, downs, and all around great memories.Support the showJoin Our Patreon
Is It Over? - Podcast Update Aug 15, 2025 27 Link to The Fragrance Banter Podcast:https://open.spotify.com/show/59Oust4S4SSEFJ5TTDhUaT?si=07288512d2f14a25Support the showJoin Our Patreon
#324 - NEW: Castley by Parfums de Marly Jun 2, 2025 1584 Fragrance expectations can be a tricky beast. What smells promising on paper doesn't always translate to skin—a lesson Myke and Ryan learned firsthand with Parfums de Marly's newest release, Castley. The journey begins with high hopes as the duo recounts their pre-release encounter with this fragrance, where they could only sample it on a test strip within the store. Initial impressions
#323 - Chance Eau Splendide by Chanel May 26, 2025 1839 Raspberry dreams and powdery reality? That's the unexpected journey we take when exploring Chanel's newest women's release - Chance Eau Splendide.When a luxury house like Chanel drops a new fragrance, the fragrance community takes notice. So naturally, we had to get our hands on this latest addition to the beloved Chance lineup. At $176 for 100ml (nearly $200 with tax), the price po
#322 - Random Sample Bag + Ryan shows Myke Something Funny May 19, 2025 1992 Ever wondered how far someone could get simply by looking official and speaking with confidence? This episode dives into the hilariously audacious world of a TikTok comedian who's built an entire brand around posing as an "OSHA Cares Diversity Affairs" representative. Armed with nothing but a white polo shirt, clipboard, and fake badge number, he walks into businesses and confronts
#321 - The New MFK: Kurky May 5, 2025 2000 We sample Francis Kurkdjian's "Kurky," a fragrance inspired by the perfumer's childhood nickname. With its fruity, candy-like profile dominated by bubble gum notes and tutti frutti accords, Kurky immediately transports us to memories of Halloween candy bags and childhood treats. Despite its cheerful opening, concerns about longevity and projection quickly emerge—a common critic
#320 - The fragrance industry is more bizarre than you could ever imagine. Apr 28, 2025 4158 Dan from Soma and Insider Parfums joins The Cologne Podcast for a candid, behind-the-scenes look at the fragrance industry that both newcomers and connoisseurs will find fascinating.Support the showJoin Our Patreon
#319 - Imagination by Louis Vuitton (With Karson) Apr 21, 2025 2705 The moment Karson walked into the studio with his full-sized bottle of Louis Vuitton's Imagination, we knew this wasn't going to be an ordinary review. As a self-described "boots and jeans ranch guy," Karson hardly fits the profile of a luxury fragrance enthusiast – but that's precisely what makes his perspective so valuable.Support the showJoin Our Patreon
#318 - Louis XV 1722 by Xerjoff Apr 14, 2025 2252 A single sip of champagne can conjure memories of celebration, luxury, and effervescence - but can a fragrance truly capture that same bubbly essence? Xerjoff certainly attempts this ambitious feat with their Louis XV 1722, a perfume collaboration inspired by the world's finest champagne.Support the showJoin Our Patreon
#317 - Patreon Preview: Random Sample Bag 03 Apr 7, 2025 2482 What happens when a respected professional's 27-year career ends with a single webcam mistake? Myke and Ryan dive into this provocative question as they resurrect the fan-favorite Random Sample Bag segment after numerous community requests.Support the showJoin Our Patreon
#316 - Le Male Elixir Absolu By Jean Paul Gaultier Apr 3, 2025 1758 The buttery popcorn and makeup accord of Jean-Paul Gaultier's Le Male Elixir Absolu takes center stage as Myke and Ryan work through their initial skepticism about yet another "elixir" release. Their breakdown reveals a fragrance that defies expectations – sweet, slightly salty, and reminiscent of the lipstick accord found in Dior Homme. Despite one scathing online review claiming i
#315 - Acqua Di Gio Elixir: Ryan Lost His Mind Mar 31, 2025 1912 When a fragrance line has been part of your identity for years, a new release can feel like reuniting with an old friend. But what happens when that reunion goes horribly wrong? Support the showJoin Our Patreon

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