Farthouse
Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon guide plebs and idiots through arthouse cinema, offering spark notes for those who don't want to watch the movies. Using their proprietary "Fartsy Test," they rate films on a 10-point scale of impenetrability and boredom. Tune in weekly to gain social currency and talk like a snobbish asshole.
Episodes
Taste of Cherry by Abbas Kiarostami
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get really intimate with some gravelly hills. That’s because they’re talking about Taste of Cherry by Abbas Kiarostami.
Sentimental Value by Joachim Trier
The “Cinephile Cuties” are BACK and ready to hate their film director Dad. That’s because they’re talking about Sentimental Value by Joachim Trier.
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Run Lola Run by Tom Tykwer
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to redo this episode three different times. That’s because they’re talking about Run Lola Run by Tom Tykwer.Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Moonrise Kingdom by Wes Anderson
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sneak away with their little boyfriend. That’s because they’re talking about Moonrise Kingdom by Wes Anderson.Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Wild Tales by Damián Szifron
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to seek revenge! That’s because they’re talking about Wild Tales by Damián Szifron.Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
I Am Love by Luca Guadagnino
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to taste that Russian soup. That’s because they’re talking about I Am Love by Luca Guadagnino.Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Beau Is Afraid with Christian Dueñas
The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their good friend Christian Dueñas to talk about Ari Aster's freak fest Beau Is Afraid.Follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Twitter.And follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Letterboxd.
The Devils by Ken Russell
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to lose their minds in a Catholic church. That’s because they’re talking about The Devils.Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Brand Upon the Brain! by Guy Maddin
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have youth nectar extracted from their heads. That’s because they’re talking about Brand Upon the Brain!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Fanny and Alexander by Ingmar Bergman
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hate their bishop stepfather. That’s because they’re chatting about Fanny and AlexanderFollow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Tampopo by Juzo Itami
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to loudly slurp some noodles. That’s because they’re chatting about Tampopo.Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Farthouse X It's Always Halloween - The Shining by Stanley Kubrick
The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their best pal Lucé Tomlin-Brenner for a Halloween crossover episode with her podcast, It's Always Halloween. And they're here to talk about The Shining! Plus, they discuss Casey's crowdfunding campaign for his movie 14 Stories in a Bathroom. And they answer some EEEEKmails from Lucé's listeners. Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at:
Millennium Mambo by Hou Hsiao-Hsien
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be young in Taipei. That’s because they’re chatting about Millennium Mambo.Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at:https://wefunder.com/14.stories.in.a.bathroomFollow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Mad Max: Fury Road by George Miller
Recalibration time babies! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be delivered to the gates of Valhalla. That’s because they’re chatting about Mad Max: Fury Road,Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom by Pier Paolo Pasolini
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to escape the fascist libertines. That’s because they’re chatting about Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives by Apichatpong Weerasethakul
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to make love to a catfish. That’s because they’re chatting about Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Down by Law by Jim Jarmusch
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go down to the bayou. That’s because they’re chatting about Down by Law. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie by John Cassavetes
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a steak with white gloves. That’s because they’re chatting about The Killing of a Chinese Bookie. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards
It’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win.Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Dreamers by Bernardo Bertolucci
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a shitty banana. That’s because they’re chatting about The Dreamers. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Tár by Todd Field
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to "get" you. That’s because they’re chatting about Tár. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Metropolitan by Whit Stillman
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to rent tuxedos for a few more days. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘Metropolitan.’ Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Ice Storm by Ang Lee
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to throw their keys in a fish bowl. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘The Ice Storm.’ Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Convent by Mike Mendez
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sacrifice some virgins. That’s because they’re chatting about the ‘The Convent.’ And they are joined by the one and only Jordan Crucchiola! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
ANNOUNCEMENT!
Some news from 'The Cuties'
Holy Motors by Leos Carax
A note! There is a VERY important message at the top of this show. But, as always, the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go to some appointments. That’s because they’re chatting about the 2012 film by Leos Carax - ‘Holy Motors.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg by Jacques Demy
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sing endlessly in a non-melodic fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1964 film by Jacques Demy - ‘The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Wages of Fear by Henri-Georges Clouzot
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drive through the jungle. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1953 film by Henri-Georges Clouzot - ‘The Wages of Fear.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Daisies by Věra Chytilová
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get old men to feed them. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1966 film by Věra Chytilová - ‘Daisies.’ Plus, Farthouse royalty Tricia O'Brien joins the chat.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Blue Velvet by David Lynch
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to celebrate their 100th episode in a blue fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1986 film by David Lynch - ‘Blue Velvet.’ And joining them is the honorary third host of Farthouse - Lucé Tomlin-Brenner!If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Lett
Solaris by Andrei Tarkovsky
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to open their yearbooks AGAIN. That’s because they’re going back in time and releasing the FIRST episode they ever recorded! That’s right, the previously unreleased ‘Solaris’ episode is being unleashed on the general public. Be gentle on the cuties! They were not as confident and studly as they are now.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twi
Chan Is Missing by Wayne Wang
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to bum around San Fran. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1982 film by Wayne Wang - ‘Chan Is Missing.’If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Fantastic Planet by René Laloux
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to create a new civilization of “little dudes.” That’s because they’re chatting about the 1973 film by René Laloux - ‘Fantastic Planet.’If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Pierrot le Fou by Jean-Luc Godard
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to open their yearbooks. That’s because they’re going back in time and releasing the second episode they ever recorded! That’s right, the previously unreleased ‘Pierrot le Fou’ episode is being unleashed on the general public. Be gentle on the cuties! They were so young when they recorded this.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and
Crimes of the Future by David Cronenberg
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some purple candy bars. That’s because they’re chatting about David Cronenberg’s ‘Crimes of the Future.’If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Nashville by Robert Altman
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to amble around Nashville. That’s because they’re chatting about Robert Altman’s ‘Nashville.’If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Slacker by Richard Linklater
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to watch amble around Austin. That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Linklater’s ‘Slacker.’If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Donnie Darko by Richard Kelly
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to watch ‘Evil Dead’ with Jena Malone. That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Kelly’s ‘Donnie Darko.’If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to clap in a rhythmic fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about Céline Sciamma’s ‘Portrait of a Lady.’If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Northman by Robert Eggers
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to speak to an enchanted Björk. That’s because they’re chatting about Robert Eggers’ ‘The Northman.’If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Poetry by Lee Chang-dong
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be inspired to write a poem! That’s because they’re chatting about Lee Chang-dong’s ‘Poetry.’If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Beau Travail by Claire Denis
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to do military drills in the desert! That’s because they’re chatting about Claire Denis’ ‘Beau Travail.’If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
The Thief and the Cobbler with Special Guest Tom Meyers
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to steal some balls! That’s because they’re chatting about Richard Williams’ ‘The Thief and the Cobbler.’ And there is no better person to discuss this film than their special guest - screenwriter, playwright, and friend, Tom Meyers.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick
Blowup by Michelangelo Antonioni
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to swing! That’s because they’re chatting about Michelangelo Antonioni’s ‘Blowup.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Stalker by Andrei Tarkovsky
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to splash in some muddy puddles. That’s because they’re chatting about Andrei Tarkovsky’s ‘Stalker.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey pitch a remake of ‘Stalker’ starring Britney Spears. They also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Ins
My Own Private Idaho by Gus Van Sant
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to fall asleep in the middle of a road. That’s because they’re chatting about Gus Van Sant’s ‘My Own Private Idaho.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the career of Mr. Keanu Reeves. They put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Insta
The Farthouse Guide to the 94th Academy Awards
It’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 94th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win. They also reveal their Top 10 Favorite Movies of 2021.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey and on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd
Barton Fink by The Coen Brothers
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to pin back some peeling wallpaper. That’s because they’re chatting about The Coen Brothers’ ‘Barton Fink.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss their Top 5 Coen Brothers movies. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and
The Worst Person in the World by Joachim Trier
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to run through the streets of Oslo. That’s because they’re chatting about Joachim Trier’s ‘The Worst Person in the World.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss “the sad penis.” The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and I
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid by George Roy Hill
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to join a throuple with Paul Newman and Robert Redford. That’s because they’re chatting about George Roy Hill’s ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey decide where they’d want to live during the 1800s. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this sh
Shortbus with Special Guest Ify Nwadiwe
It’s the final week of Farthouse Erotica month! And that’s why they had to bring in the “THOT Dad” himself, Ify Nwadiwe. He joins the “cuties” to talk about John Cameron Mitchell’s ‘Shortbus.’ In this episode, the boys talk about the war between Gen Z and Millenials. Ify and the “cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like t
Antiporno by Sion Sono
It’s the third week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to star in a porno. That’s because they’re chatting about Sion Sono’s ‘Antiporno.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the politics of AOL Instant Messager. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this show, join our Patreon!
Betty Blue by Jean-Jacques Beineix
It’s the second week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get their manuscript published. That’s because they’re chatting about Jean-Jacques Beineix’s ‘Betty Blue.’ In this episode, Patrick tries to convince Casey to sleep on a mattress where someone died. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.I
Love by Gaspar Noé
It’s the first week of Farthouse Erotica month! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hit the sex clubs. That’s because they’re chatting about Gaspar Noé’s ‘Love.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey wonder how anyone knows what to do in a group sex situation. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this show, join
Reservoir Dogs with Musician Logan Metz
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get shot in the gut. That’s because they’re chatting about Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Reservoir Dogs .’ As a special treat, the boys are joined this week by musician Logan Metz (Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real). He’s on to talk about his and Casey’s crazy trip to the Sundance Film Festival back in 2007. Plus, the “Cuties” also put 'Reservoir Dogs' through their pro
The Fountain by Darren Aronofsky
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get into a bathtub with their jeans on. That’s because they’re chatting about Darren Aronofsky’s ‘The Fountain.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey talk about their hatred for people who intentionally sit in the wrong assigned seat. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this sho
This Is Spinal Tap by Rob Reiner
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat sandwiches with tiny bread. That’s because they’re chatting about Rob Reiner’s ‘This Is Spinal Tap.’ In this episode, Patrick reveals that there was a follow-up film to ‘Saving Private Mallon.’ The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthou
Badlands by Terrence Malick
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to murder a ton of people. That’s because they’re chatting about Terrence Malick’s ‘Badlands.’ In this episode, Patrick talks about how his parents almost hit Terrence Malick with their car. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitt
Phantom Thread by Paul Thomas Anderson
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat the mushroom. That’s because they’re chatting about Paul Thomas Anderson’s ‘Phantom Thread.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the similarities between Casey and Reynolds Woodcock. The “Cuties” also put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test to determine the “Fartsiness” of the film.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on
Eyes Wide Shut by Stanley Kubrick
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get kicked out of an elite sex party. That’s because they’re chatting about Stanley Kubrick’s ‘Eyes Wide Shut.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss when they first learned what sex was. The “Cuties” also put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test.If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and C
Lamb by Valdimar Jóhannsson
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to adopt a freakish little half-lamb/ half-human. That’s because they’re chatting about Valdimar Jóhannsson’s ‘Lamb.’ In this episode, Casey gets labeled a “weak weiner.” The “Cuties” put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Pa
The Piano by Jane Campion
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to slosh through an ungodly amount of mud. That’s because they’re chatting about Jane Campion’s ‘The Piano.’ Patrick and Casey also discuss Patrick’s dramatic baseball career! Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow
The Holy Mountain by Alejandro Jodorowsky
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some Jesus cake. That’s because they’re chatting about Alejandro Jodorowsky’s ‘The Holy Mountain.’ Patrick and Casey also discuss the weirdness of Venice, California! Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow P
Gummo by Harmony Korine
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to take the dirtiest bath of all time! That’s because they’re chatting about Harmony Korine’s ‘Gummo.’ Patrick and Casey also discuss tornadoes! Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey and on Twitt
Being John Malkovich by Spike Jonze
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to see life through the eyes of John Malkovich! That’s because they’re chatting about Spike Jonze’s ‘Being John Malkovich.’ Patrick reads a snippet from his embarrassing college review of ‘Synecdoche, New York.’ Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Fart
Fitzcarraldo by Werner Herzog
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to build an opera house! That’s because they’re chatting about Werner Herzog’s ‘Fitzcarraldo.’ Patrick talks about his recent medical issues. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey and on TwitterA
Dancer in the Dark by Lars von Trier with Kevin Ferguson
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get devastated. That’s because they’re chatting about Lars von Trier’s ‘Dancer in the Dark.’ And to do so they are joined by a very special guest, the senior producer of NPR’s ‘Bullseye with Jesse Thorn,’ Kevin Ferguson. With his help, they dissect this very dreary movie. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a dr
Daughters of Darkness by Harry Kümel with Film Critic Katie Walsh
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get seduced by a countess. That’s because they’re chatting about Harry Kümel’s ‘Daughters of Darkness.’ And to do so they are joined by a very special guest, the wonderful film critic Katie Walsh. With her help, they all dissect the seductive vampire lesbian film genre. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drin
Hereditary by Ari Aster
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to HAIL PAIMON! That’s because they’re chatting about Ari Aster’s ‘Hereditary.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss being scared at the movies. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey an
Eyes Without a Face by Georges Franju
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to remove some faces. That’s because they’re chatting about Georges Franju’s ‘Eyes Without a Face.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss their favorite Halloween episodes of TV shows. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, join our Patreon!Follow Farthouse on Twitter a
Don't Look Now by Nicolas Roeg
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to contact their dead children through a medium. That’s because they’re chatting about Nicolas Roeg’s ‘Don't Look Now.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey are shocked to find the complete nude scene from this film posted on Wikipedia. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like the show, jo
Princess Mononoke by Hayao Miyazaki
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to find harmony with nature. That’s because they’re chatting about Hayao Miyazaki’s ‘Princess Mononoke.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss the little ghost butts in the film. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, tell a friend!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instag
A Clockwork Orange by Stanley Kubrick
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drink milk plus. That’s because they’re chatting about Stanley Kubrick’s ‘A Clockwork Orange.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss how they’d fare in prison. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, tell a friend!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patric
Y Tu Mamá También by Alfonso Cuarón
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drive across Mexico. That’s because they’re chatting about Alfonso Cuarón’s ‘Y Tu Mamá También.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss their favorite road trip movies. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, tell a friend!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollo
Shame by Steve McQueen
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to throw away their porn VHS tapes. That’s because they’re chatting about Steve McQueen’s ‘Shame.’ In this episode, Patrick and Casey discuss how this movie has not aged well. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, tell a friend!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollo
Brazil by Terry Gilliam
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get stuck in the bureaucracy. That’s because they’re chatting about Terry Gilliam’s Brazil. In this episode, Patrick and Casey admit their love for this movie is dwindling. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, tell a friend!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollo
Le Samouraï by Jean-Pierre Melville
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get caught murdering a nightclub owner. That’s because they’re chatting about Jean-Pierre Melville’s Le Samourai. In this episode, Casey sings a moving rendition of "Ring of Keys" from the Tony award-winning musical Fun Home. Plus, the boys put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, tell a
The Night Porter by Liliana Cavani
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to work the night shift at a hotel. That’s because they’re chatting about Liliana Cavani’s The Night Porter. Patrick and Casey try to figure out the best ways to murder each other. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, tell a friend!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFoll
Eraserhead by David Lynch
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have a mutant baby. That’s because they’re chatting about David Lynch’s Eraserhead. It’s their one-year anniversary! And what better way to spend it than to wax poetic on one of their favorite filmmakers, David Lynch. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, tell a
Elevator to the Gallows by Louis Malle
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get stuck in an elevator. That’s because they’re chatting about Louis Malle’s Elevator to the Gallows. They also talk about deadly Patrick’s “bundling” addiction. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. If you like this show, tell a friend!Follow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow
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