Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
Two best friends and horror movie fans, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter, take turns spoiling horror movies for each other. Through unscientific methods and personal tangents, they play a game to determine if they would survive the movie as Final Girls. The podcast is hosted on Acast.
Episodes
Ep. 418 Undertone, Part 1: “The Tale of Jerry the Demon’s First Babysitting Gig”
Kim tells Ket the first half of Undertone, a horror movie about people who have a podcast but no consistent release schedule. Kim can’t blame Ket this time for making it so she can’t sleep. She scared HERSELF this time. But don’t worry! Who better to keep Rami from getting demon’d than a demon! Jerry to the rescue. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out if KIM makes it out of her own movie alive.Writer
Ep. 417 The Mummy, Part 2: “The Tale Of Losin’ Yourself In The Music. The Moment. You Own It. You Better Never Let It Go…”
Ket finishes kill- I mean TELLING Kim the end of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. Ket would like to extend her heartfelt apology to the Samily because this movie appears to have broken her. Post-Rami Kim just can’t hang with the creepy crapbags like Pre-Rami Kim. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Lee Cronin’s The Mummy.Writer/Dir. Lee CroninSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet
Ep. 416 The Mummy, Part 1: “The Tale Of Losin’ Yourself In The Music. The Moment. You Own It. You Better Never Let It Go…”
Ket tells Kim about Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, not to be confused with the Brendan Fraser sex-fest from the 90s. This one appears to have been Kim’s limit. And suddenly, Creepy Crapbags look a lot less creepy and a lot less containing-of-much crap. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out which song will be replacing “You Are My Sunshine” as Rami’s lullaby.Writer/Dir. Lee CroninSupport the girls on PATREON
Ep. 415 Crawl, Part 2: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored”
Ep. 415 Crawl, Part 2: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored”Kim finishes traumatizing Ket for our Summer Horror Series by putting her in the water with some big ole’ boy gators this time. Listen, it doesn’t go much better for Ket in part 2 either. Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Crawl.Dir. Alexandre AjaWriters Michael Rasmussen, Shawn RasmussenSupport the girls on P
Ep. 414 Crawl, Part 1: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored”
Kim tells Ket our next Patreon pick for our Summer Horror Series. Boy, oh, boy! Sammies sure love torturing Ket with water ghouls, don’t they? Between the heat, perimenopause, water trauma and Kim NOT explicitly telling Ket to put her brain hat on… hopes are low. Stay tuned next week to see Ket get croc’ed and rocked.Dir. Alexandre AjaWriters Michael Rasmussen, Shawn RasmussenSupport the girls on
Major Slayage Bonus: Buffy the Vampire Slayer S4E6 "Wild at Heart" Recap & Review featuring KIM BURNS!
We are joined once again (as we are for episode 6 of every season) by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE! This week is an emotional roller coaster -- Kim is mad that we made her watch a sad episode instead of a silly romp like before, both Kim & Ket have VERY strong feelings about a certain little housebroken homewrecker... and the phrase "dumb dog bo
Ep. 413 In a Violent Nature, Part 2: “The Tale of Baby’s First Kill”
Ket finishes telling Kim about In a Violent Nature starring, well, kind of Kim, at this point. The competition to see who has the most creative, gory, resourceful and efficient kills is well on its way and Kim is REALLY giving Johnny a run for his locket! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will kill or be killed in In a Violent Nature.Writer/Dir. Chris NashSupport the girls on PATREON for some s
Ep. 412 In A Violent Nature, Part 1: “The Tale of Baby’s First Kill”
Kicking off our “Summer Horror Series,” voted on by our Sammies on Patreon, Ket tells Kim about In a Violent Nature. The game takes a different turn where Kim will go head to head with a Jason-y type guy in a competition to see who will have the most creative kill. Points are judged on a 4-point rubric. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what Kim does to everyone’s butt line.Written/Dir. Chris Nash
Ep. 411 The Call, Part 2: “The Tale of the Versatility of a Fire Extinguisher”
Kim finishes telling Ket about The Call. In the second half, Young-Sook joins forces with Old-Sook and Demetery the Cemetery man. Once again, Kim has gotten Ket all taggled up in some time travel debacle. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket and will live or die in The Call.Dir. Chung-Hyun LeeWriters Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun LeeSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) a
Ep. 410 The Call, Part 1: “The Tale of the Versatility of a Fire Extinguisher”
Kim tells Ket about The Call, starring Park Shin-hye and Jeon Jong-seo. It never bodes well for Ket’s survival when Kim has to ardently implore Ketryn to turn her brain on and keep it on because this is a doozy! So, please eat your tuna sandwich in private and stay tuned for part 2 where we avenge the Strawberry Victim!Dir. Chung-Hyun LeeWriters Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun LeeSupport the girls on PAT
Ep. 409 Hokum, Part 2: “The Tale of Yet Another Pair of Chains”
Ket finishes telling Kim about Hokum, starring Adam Scott and Demon Jerry’s new best friend… Jerry. In the second half, the results of the eternal question of ‘how many chains are in the room with us right now’ is revealed. Ket also has to break it to Kim that she does not have faith she would survive a jump out of the back of a van in the UK. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die
Ep. 408 Hokum: “The Tale of Yet Another Pair of Chains”
Ket tells Kim about the newly released, already classic, Hokum, starring Adam Scott looking quite unlike melty dough. The girls now know to expect a couple things from Damien McCarthy. One, there will be an indeterminate amount of chains. Two, there will be bunnies and they will be creepy. The girls were also very happy to get a visit from another Jerry that they’d love to set up with demon Jerry
Ep. 407 Totally Killer, Part 2: “The Tale of Out-of-Shape Animatronics”
Kim continues telling Ket about Totally Killer. Kim and Ket have always had a lot to say about the sensibilities of the 80s and this movie vindicates almost all of them. So, get bent! You know who else can get bent? Podcasters, amiright!? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Totally Killer.Dir. Nahnatchka KahnWriters David Matalon, Sasha Perl-Raver, Jen D’AngeloSupport the girl
Ep. 406 Totally Killer, Part 1: “The Tale of Out-of-Shape Animatronics”
Kim tells Ket about the time travel romp Totally Killer starring Keirnan McKenna Shipka Grace. The Sweet 16 Killer terrorizes in two separate time periods! Yet in each of them, water beds (or as Kim says “wooder beds”) and animatronics, regardless of what kind of shape they’re in, remain scarier. Stay tuned for part 2 to learn whether or not we can trust the WiFi. Dir. Nahnatchka KahnWriters
Ep. 405 Send Help, Part 2: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”
Ket finishes telling Kim about the feel-good, feminist romp, Send Help. All the girls have to say is… good for her. They’ve also solidified that Ketryn is significantly more likely to eat another human being than she is to work in corporate. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Send Help.Dir. Sam RaimiWriters Damian Shannon and Mark SwiftSupport the girls on PATREON for some sw
Ep. 404 Send Help, Part 1: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”
Ket tells Kim part 1 of Send Help, starring Rachel McAdams, in the role of lifetime. The most shocking part of this film was the lack of mouth horror from good ole’ Mr. Raimi. Oh, don’t worry! There was plenty of horror… most of it corporate. Stay tuned for part 2 of Send Help, next week!Dir. Sam RaimiWriters Damian Shannon and Mark SwiftSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus
Ep. 403 Run, Part 2: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”
Kim finishes telling Ket about Part 2 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Things are getting reeeeeally “munchy” over here. Kim continues to advocate for Ketryn to be a cop… in TV and film only. Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Run.Dir. Aneesh ChagantyWriters Aneesh Chaganty, Sev OhanianSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.pa
Ep. 402 Run, Part 1: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”
Kim tells Ket about part 1 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Kim revisits how wine is dangerously similar to pee and both the girls question how many eggs this game of chicken will yield. Stay tuned for part 2 where we find out who better make a RUN for it!Dir. Aneesh ChagantyWriters Aneesh Chaganty, Sev OhanianSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: ww
Morbid Minisode 150: Welcome to Derry 0101 "The Pilot"
It's a new Patreon Minisode series!! This time we're talking Welcome to DerryJoin Patreon at the $5 Sally Hardesty tier to hear the rest of the series and join us for the live recording!https://www.patreon.com/c/kimandketstayalivemaybe/membership Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 401: "The Tale of the Second-Ever Sammie Awards!"
The moment 8 years in the making! To celebrate Staying Alive for 400 Episodes, we're hosting the second-ever Sammie Awards! Listeners nominated their favorite show moments from the past 200 episodes in the following categories:Best Episode TitleBest Voice ActingBest Holiday HorrorBest Brain ScrambleBest Guest HostBest Sequel/PrequelCreepiest CrapbagBest Final GirlBest TangentFavorite EpisodeWinner
Ep. 400 Do Not Enter, Part 2: “The Tale of People That Are Very Clearly NOT Boomers”
Ket tells Kim about part 2 of Do Not Enter while the girls enter their 400TH EPISODE!!!! (WHAT?!?!?) Stay tuned for the Sammie Awards next week! But until then, let’s get out of this hellscape we were told not to enter. And, no, I don’t mean the current state of the world. I mean, this abandoned hotel. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Do Not Enter.Dir. Marc KlasfeldWriters
Ep. 399 Do Not Enter, Part 1: “The Tale of People That Are Very Clearly NOT Boomers”
Ket tells Kim about the urban explorer horror, Do Not Enter. Listen, in today’s world, why NOT infiltrate an obviously haunted murder hotel and try and find 300 million dollars? It’s not like the “Po-” are gonna come! A monster seeking a bride in order to gain eternal power from hell just feels like a Tuesday at this point. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Kim wants to join Ket on a completely insa
Ep. 398 Starry Eyes, Part 2: “The Tale of What Ketryn’s Got Cocked”
Kim continues telling Ket about Starry Eyes. It’s full of triggering stuff, guys, not the least of which is a harkening back to Kim’s days imprisoned in her own Big Taters. But whatever horrors this movie brings up, it doesn’t compare to the horrors of today’s world. So, let’s pop some acid with Ketryn and see what sticks, shall we? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Starry E
Ep. 397 Starry Eyes, Part 1: “The Tale of What Ketryn’s Got Cocked”
Kim tells Ket about a movie too triggering for the girls to have done any earlier than the 397th episode. Starry Eyes sends the girls barreling back to a time and place that feels, frankly, all too real. But Kim apparently is far enough removed that she doesn’t even know the correct term for Casting Director. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Kim survives the PTSD of working in a chain restaurant.Di
Ep. 396 Friday the 13th (2009), Part 2: “The Tale of Motor Ann”
Ket finishes telling Kim about Friday the 13th (2009) which apparently came out solidly in the mid 80s… or were the 00s just the 80s but with impossibly low cut jeans? Anyway, one thing we KNOW was not in style in the 00s was wearing lockets with pictures of people you don’t know, that sort of kind of look like you. That being said, Kim will be getting a locket with a picture of a pale brunette th
Ep. 395 Friday the 13th (2009), Part 1: “The Tale of Motor Ann”
Ket tells Kim about THE FINAL FRIDAY THE 13TH! Holy Smokes! We did it, y’all! We’ve learned a lot over this journey. But the main take away is that 9 times outta 10… we’re siding with Jason. We’re also seeing some major similarities between the 80s and the 00s that are pretty hard to swallow. Stay tuned for part 2 of the finale next week!Dir. Marcus NispelWriters Victor Miller, Damian Shannon, Mar
Ep. 394 Heart Eyes, Part 2: “The Tale of a Wildly Under Utilized Devon Sawa”
Ket closes out the month of love with part 2 of Heart Eyes. Listen, this isn’t a GREAT first date… but it’s not the WORST first date. I’m pretty sure there are a few dates from the girls past where they would have welcomed the appearance of a serial killer. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Heart Eyes.Dir. Josh RubenWriters Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, Michael Kennedy
Ep. 393 Heart Eyes, Part 1: “The Tale of a Wildly Under Utilized Devon Sawa”
Ket gives Kim and all the Sammies a belated Valentine’s day gift with Heart eyes starring Chad from Scream, and Devon Sawaaa! If a Hallmark movie had a serial killer in it, it would be this movie. Sometimes death is just so romantic. Stay tuned for more Devon after these messages.Dir. Josh RubenWriters Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, Michael KennedySophia Zolan's horror short "SHADOW": https:/
Ep. 392 Freddy vs. Jason, Part 2: “The Tale of Sweaty Pits and Jello”
Kim finishes telling Ket about the second half of this riveting masterpiece. When you put Freddy in the mix with other misogynist dorks… Jason doesn’t seem so bad, honestly. Grab your jello and let’s finish this! It is finished, right? There isn’t one more to tell in exactly one month is there? Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Freddy vs. Jason.Dir. Ronny YuWriters Damian Sha
Ep. 391 Freddy vs. Jason, Part 1: “The Tale of Sweaty Pits and Jello”
Kim tells Ket about the millionth installment of their Friday the 13th series with special guest, Fred D. Krueger. What are these two crazy kids gonna get up to? Couldn’t possibly be scarier than the amount of sweat that Ket produces. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out which dudes are toxic AF, even post mortem.Dir. Ronny YuWriters Damian Shannon and Mark SwiftBased on characters created by Wes Cra
Ep. 390 The Confession, Part 2: “The Tale of Hallmark Horror”
Ket finishes telling Kim about this Hallmark (Horrormark, if you will ::door slam sound::) film. You know the trope: struggling musician moves back to home town, rekindles love with old flame, utter creepiness ensues. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Confession.Writer/Dir. Will CanonSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.
Ep. 389 The Confession, Part 1: “The Tale of Hallmark Horror”
Ket tells Kim about The Confession (2025) starring an impressively creepy crapbag. Kim says she hopes Rami doesn’t turn into a creepy crapbag… Ket reminds her that every kid, at some point, has a little creep and a little crap. Best to just power through. But at least she’s prepared and knows the signs. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out if Naomi will need to join the CCB Support Group.Writer/Dir.
Ep. 388 Bring Her Back, Part 2 “The Tale of Elfafloof”
Ok, it’s part 2 of Bring Her Back and Ket JUST realized why Kim picked this one! Kim’s back… Bring Her Back… get it? Clever girl! Normally, it’s a week between parts but this one is just a quick pee break. We’re so glad Kim’s back so Ket didn’t have to keep her body in a freezer and reanimate it with some random person baby-birding her soul back into her mouth. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket
Ep. 387 Bring Her Back, Part 1 “The Tale of Elfafloof”
The day has finally come. ‘Tis the valiant and much anticipated return of Ketryn’s OTHER other half! Please welcome to the stage the hilarious, beautiful Mom, Ms. Kimberly Erin Marie Maleficient Jesus Burns! She’s back, babyyyy! This time, WITH a baby, whose name is FINALLY revealed. Oh, also, she tells Ket about a movie. It’s really good. Stay tuned to see who else is brought back in Bring Her Ba
Ep. 386 Final Destination 2, Part 2 “The Tale of An Historical Event”
Arik continues telling Ket about the MUCH REQUESTED Final Destination 2: the anticipated follow up to the very first episode that Arik ever guested on where Ket told him about the first Final Destination. Shout out to Podcast Boyfriend, Devon Sawa… and of course, the biggest shout out to Producer Arik! You killed it, babe! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Final Destination
MAJOR SLAYAGE: Buffy S3E6 "Band Candy" featuring Kim Burns!
All aboard the train to Tangent Town as Ket & Arik welcome Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE, Kim Burns! Our hosts kick things off by catching their guest up on all things Buffy that have occurred since her last appearance (S2E6 “Halloween”). Ket, Arik & Kim enjoyed this fun Buffy episode, which gave them ample opportunity to share stories of their own wild teenage
Ep. 385 Final Destination 2, Part 1 “The Tale of An Historical Event”
For the first time in KKSAM Herstory, neither Kim NOR Ket will be telling the tale. We shall be taking a ride on the words of ::drum roll:: PRODUCER ARIK! As sad as we are to not have Devon in this one, it was better for Ketryn’s marriage that it worked out this way. Bimberly is still doing great! Stay tuned for part 2 where we FINALLY get to our DESTINATION!Dir. David R. EllisWriters J. Mackye Gr
Ep. 384 Terrifier 3, Part 2 “The Tale of Christmas Gore”
Ket finishes telling Kim about the Christmas classic, Terrifier 3. I don’t know what all the fuss was about! It wasn’t that gorey! Just a cozy little Christmas flick to me. Just kidding. Ket will never get rat throat out of her head. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Terrifier 3.Writer/Dir. Damien LeoneKKSAM Episode 36 Terrifier: https://art19.com/shows/kim-and-ket-stay
Ep. 383 Terrifier 3, Part 1 “The Tale of Christmas Gore”
The Ghost of Christmas Past Ket tells the “about-to-burst” Ghost of Christmas Past Kim about Terrifier 3. Did Ket know the movie was going to open on grotesque birth horror mere moments before Kim pushes Bimberly out of her butt? She did not. Enjoy! Stay tuned for Part 2 where Art is up to his ole’ holiday cheer again.Writer/Dir. Damien LeoneKKSAM Episode 36 Terrifier: https://art19.com/shows/kim-
Ep. 382 THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES, Part 2 “THE TALE OF TIME JUMPS BACK TO CHRISTMAS TIME IN AUGUST”
The Ghost of Christmas Past Kim finishes telling the Ghost of Christmas Past Ket about The Mothman Prophecies. Full disclosure: we have no recollection of what was talked about. It was very hot and 50% of us were very pregnant. Enjoy! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Mothman Prophecies.Dir. Mark PellingtonWriters Richard Hatem, John A. KeelSupport the girls on PATREON f
Ep. 381 THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES, Part 1 “THE TALE OF TIME JUMPS BACK TO CHRISTMAS TIME IN AUGUST”
Past Kim tells past Ket about the Christmas classic, The Mothman Prophecies, starring Julia Roberts’ work husband, Richard Gere. Past Bimberly is yet to emerge and its 100 million degrees. But the girls stay cool in the snowy landscapes of Mothm’n. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Ket will live or die or melt.Dir. Mark PellingtonWriters Richard Hatem, John A. KeelSupport the girls on PATREON for so
EP. 380 TOGETHER: “THE TALE OF MERGE MONSTERS, PART 2”
Ket continues telling Arik about Together, starring Alison Brie and Dave Franco: a real life couple with a cautionary tale for another real life couple. Who knew that the horror story of what happens to Tillie Mim leads Arik to reveal one of the most romantic things he’s ever said to Ketryn. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketrik will live or die in Together.Writer/Dir. Michael ShanksSupport the
EP. 379 TOGETHER: “THE TALE OF MERGE MONSTERS, PART 1”
Ket tells Arik about Together, starring real life couple Alison Brie and Dave Franco. Of all the things to be disturbed by, Arik is apoplectic about Rat Kings. (Google at your own peril.) The parallels feel like a pointed warning directed at KKSAM’s real life couple: stick to rain water. Also, Bimberly’s doing great! Stay tuned for part 2 where we discover if the Spice Girl prophecy comes true.Wri
Ep. 378 Re-Release of Dead Snow: “The Tale of More Intestinal Horror”
The girls jump back into one of the very first “snow spaces” and reflect on the joy of pre-pandemic life where the horrors yet to come were but a distant and unknowable future. Burnsie reflects on month 2 of motherhood and baby Bimberly is thriving! Spoiler alert: they remain unsponsored by the whiskey-that-shan’t-be-named.Dir. Tommy WirkolaWriters Tommy Wirkola, Stig Frode HenriksenSupport the gi
Ep. 377 Re-Release of American Gothic: “The Tale of Still Not Knowing Where Paul Is!”
We are no closer to finding Paul but we DID find someone else! Tune in NOW to hear a brand new intro with a very special and very familiar voice! Spoiler Alert: It’s not Paul.Dir. John HoughWriters Burt Wetanson, Michael Vines, John HoughSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeCheck out Ket & Producer Arik's new
Ep. 376 Weapons, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim’s Makeover”
Ket finishes telling Arik about Weapons. Much to Ket’s delight, he remained completely and utterly clueless as to what horrors were befalling us in this tale of creepy crapbags galore. And here’s the good news about Kim not getting to hear about this absolute masterpiece! When she’s extracted the human living inside her, we can do this film for a live watch with our Patreon Sammies! Most important
Ep. 375 Weapons, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim’s New Makeover”
Ket tells Kim- I mean Arik, about Weapons starring Josh Brolin, June Diane Raphael and Julia Garner. Ket was VERY excited to tell this to Kim but since Kim’s body is being taken over and consumed by a tiny creepy crapbag growing inside her, Ket was forced to enlist her OTHER life partner to be utterly frightened and confused. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Arik survives… whatever the eff it is we
Ep. 374 Dangerous Animals, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”
Kim finishes telling Ket about Dangerous Animals. Ketryn’s PTSD is in full effect as Kim forces her to brave the horrors of the sea once again. Kim’s heart sings with mirth as Ketryn chokes on salty fear. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Dangerous Animals.Dir. Sean ByrneWriter Nick LepardSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www
Ep. 373 Dangerous Animals, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”
Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn, yet again, in her final moments of being a not-Mom, by chucking Ket into the ocean again. She does it with the glee of a monster. One thing Kim has in common with our main character of the film, Dangerous Animals, is her love of “doing it for the show.” Stay tuned to see if Ket survives the open sea, next week, in Part 2.Dir. Sean ByrneWriter Nick LepardSupport t
Ep. 372 The Parenting, Part 2: “The Tale FOLLOWING the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”
Ket finishes telling Kim about The Parenting and, thank Goddess, we’re JUST dealing with demons and monsters and not awkward conversations to and about your mother-in-law’s p***y. The relief on Kim’s face, when she realized she’d only have to deal with violent and terrifying demonic possessions, was pure relief. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Parenting.Dir. Craig John
Ep. 371 The Parenting, Part 1: “The Tale of the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”
Ket tells Kim about The Parenting starring powerhouses like Edie Falco, Lisa Kudrow, Brian Cox and… one of our favorite TV “Hanks.” Now that we’re doing part 1 and part 2, the very pregnant Kim can rest with Bimberly after one of the most harrowing displays of awkward parental interactions ever documented. Stay tuned to find out if Kim will survive part 2 of The Parenting, next week.Dir. Crai
Ep. 370 The Monkey, Part 2: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”
Kim tells Ket the second half of The Monkey. We get to the bottom of Kim’s shockingly incorrect account of Theo James' attractiveness. We can call off the 5150 for that. We also appreciate that Osgood Perkins feels we’ve earned some fun after the Pretty Things That Live Under The Stairs in The Blackcoat’s Daughters' Closets of Longlegs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The
Ep. 369 The Monkey, Part 1: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”
Kim tells Ket about The Monkey starring Tatiana Maslany (yay!), Adam Scott (Ket’s old flame*) and Theo James (hubba hubba). Kim comes in with a completely incorrect opinion about Theo James - Bimberly must be fully sucking the life out of her brain. Ket comes in with a bad attitude and homicidal tendencies. Stay tuned for Part 2 to find out, quite literally, who makes it out alive.*Adam Scott is i
Ep. 368 Azrael, Part 2: “The Tale of Our Next Installment in our Love Affair with Samara Weaving”
Ket finishes telling Kim about the harrowing, post-rapture cinematic vehicle for our beloved Samara Weaving. Listen, we get she’s “acting,” but are you gonna tell us you wouldn’t pick Samara for your apocalypse survival squad if you were team captain??? Get real. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Azrael.Dir. E.L. KatzWriter Simon BarrettSupport the girls on PATREON for some
Ep. 367 Azrael, Part 1: “The Tale of Our Next Installment in our Love Affair with Samara Weaving”
Ket tells Kim about Azrael. The movie poster has Samara Weaving on it… that’s kinda all the girls need to know about it. As usual, no one can walk the line between kicking ass and getting their ass kicked like Samara Weaving and looking like a g’damn Queen while doing it. Also, it’s post-rapture… we still gotta go to church? Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Jesus makes another lap, I guess.Dir. E.L
Ep. 366 Sinners, Part 2: “The Tale of Toilet Potatoes”
Kim finishes telling Ket about Sinners. Listen, what the vamps are sellin’ doesn’t sound half bad. A cohesive and joyful family? Sure, you gotta eat blood but we can think of like 10 people off the top of the dome that don’t deserve all their blood. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Sinners.Writer/Director Ryan CooglerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bon
Ep. 365 Sinners, Part 1: “The Tale of Toilet Potatoes”
Kim tells Ket the first half of the acclaimed Sinners, starring Michael B. Jordan and Michael B. Jordan. Honestly, they’d happily take 2 or 3 more MBJs, if ya got ‘em. Throw in a few Hailee Steinfelds too, while you’re at it. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see how it all shakes out!Writer/Director Ryan CooglerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  
Ep. 364 Cat People (1982), Part 2: “The Tale of the Return of Alan Ormsby”
Ket finishes telling Kim about Alan Ormsby’s 1982 remake of an equally bizarre 1942 Cat People. But not quite as bizarre as Kim flexing her LACK of errant cat puke about her home as if she’s NOT about to be covered in Bimberly poop for the rest of her life. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cat PeopleDir. Paul SchraderWriters DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul Schrader90 Best
Morbid Minisode 135: Interview with the Vampire 101: In Throes of Increasing Wonder...
The Sammies have voted!We're talking Ann Rice's Interview with the Vampire TV seriesListen to the rest of the series on our $5 Sally Hardesty Patreon tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/kimandketstayalivemaybe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 363 Cat People (1982), Part 1: “The Tale of the Return of Alan Ormsby”
Ket tells Kim about Her People… ‘scuse me, I meant CAT People. She tells her about the 1982 remake, Cat People, written by her one time and forevermore nemesis, Alan Ormsby. Kim reveals herself as a Juggling Advocate. Stay tuned for next week’s part 2 to see if Kim converts to CATolicism. ::exits::Dir. Paul SchraderWriters DeWitt Bodeen, Alan Ormsby, Paul SchraderSupport the girls on PATREON for s
BONUS: Major Slayage Buffy S2E6 "Halloween" (featuring Kim Burns!)
Ket & Arik are joined again by the hilarious Kim Burns (Ket’s co-host on KIM & KET STAY ALIVE… MAYBE) as they sink their teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 6 “Halloween.” This week, Angel wears what appear to be hand-me-downs, Buffy wears the wrong color, and Willow wears… well, we’re not exactly sure what Willow’s dressed as. Now that we know Giles can kick some ass
Ep. 362 Evil Dead Rise, Part 2: “The Tale of the Corkscrew Penis”
Kim continues telling Ket about Evil Dead Rise. Kim tries to guess the weight limit of a common elevator. She’s extremely incorrect. We also get a little throwback to a familiar ear worm. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or RISE in Evil Dead Rise.Writer/Director Lee CroninSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstay
Ep. 361 Evil Dead Rise, Part 1: “The Tale of the Corkscrew Penis”
Kim tells Ket about Evil Dead Rise… but not until after Ket explains duck sex. Ketryn clocked that Sam Raimi was involved with this movie based on the sheer amount of mouth horror, alone! Also, the girls are going to start their own line of overly specific commemorative mugs. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone's mouths are fine and not revolting.Writer/Director Lee CroninS
Ep. 360 The Ugly Stepsister, Part 2: “The Tale as Old as Time”
Ket continues telling Kim about the fairytale of The Ugly Stepsister. We ended on a pretty high note. The Prince is within her grasp… I’m sure it will turn out super awesome and totally fine. Psych! Picture The Substance with bustles. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Ugly Stepsister.Writer/Director Emilie BlichfeldtSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (b
Ep. 359 The Ugly Stepsister, Part 1: “The Tale as Old as Time”
Ket tells Kim the story of Cinderella… ‘s ugly stepsister. And it gets… ugly. First and foremost, Ketryn needs the Sammies to tell her from what she recognizes the actress who plays Alma. Please and thank you. Stay tuned for part 2, next week, where we’re sure everyone lives happily ever after… right?!Writer/Director Emilie BlichfeldtSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus cont
Ep. 358 The Curse of La Llorona, Part 2: “The Tale of Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper”
Kim continues telling Ket about The Curse of La Llorona. But don’t worry! Mr. Cooper AND Mr. Gooper both come to help out. The girls continue to make plans for Bimberly’s inevitable moments of creepy crapbagness. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Curse of La Llorona.Dir. Michael ChavezWriters Mikki Daughtry, Tobias IaconisSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE
Ep. 357 The Curse of La Llorona: “The Tale of Succinct and Relevant Tangents, Part 1”
Kim tells Ket about the 2019 spooky Linda Cardellini film, The Curse of La Llorona. So, naturally they talk about flies, gnats, the difference between a command and a request, how to pronounce Anna and Ana and, of course, Balki from Perfect Strangers. Stay tuned for part 2 to see what other 90’s sitcom star makes an appearance.Dir. Michael ChavezWriters Mikki Daughtry, Tobias IaconisSupport the gi
Ep. 356 Jason X: “The Tale of Horrible Y2K Fashion in Space, Part 2”
Ket finishes telling Kim about Jason in Space a.k.a. Jason X a.k.a. Get me out of here. As if the trauma of having to watch this turd pile wasn’t enough, the girls are also forced to relive all of their criminally bad fashion choices from this era. For shame! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Jason X.Dir.James IsaacWriters Todd Farmer, Victor MillerSupport the girls on PATRE
Ep. 355 Jason X: “The Tale of Horrible Y2K Fashion in Space, Part 1”
Ket tells Kim about the next installment in our beloved (?) Friday the 13th franchise, Jason X. Otherwise, known as Jason in SPACE! After Ket had to watch this, she demands that Kim consider the debt owed to her, after she had to watch Thankskilling, paid in full. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see if the girls can avoid shooting themselves out into space…Dir.James IsaacWriters Todd Farmer, Victor Mille
Ep. 354 Companion: “The Tale of the Girl in the Yellow Hat, Part 2”
Kim tells Ket about the rest of Companion. Listen, the girls do, in fact, have a few ideas about how they’d utilize a homicidal robot. Who knew the sweetest love story of all would be between a robot and Guillermo? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Companion.Dir. Drew HancockWriter Drew HancockSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: &nbs
Ep. 353 Companion: “The Tale of the Girl in the Yellow Hat, Part 1”
Kim tells Ket about Companion where the relationship between a boy and his robot works out completely fine and everything goes great. PSYCH! Jack Quaid is Quaiding and the girls LOVE it. Stay tuned for Part 2 to how Iris’ time in the YellowJacket wilderness serves her…Dir. Drew HancockWriter Drew HancockSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon
Ep. 352 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 2”
Ket tells Kim the rest of The Watchers (2024) starring Dakota Fanning, written by a Shyamalan, Ishana. Not any of the other ones called the same thing. Listen, Ket took a shot… we can’t get a bullseye every time. But don’t worry, the girls end the episode talking about cancer so… thumbs up! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Watchers… no the other one.Dir. Ishana Shyamala
Ep. 351 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 1”
Ket tells Kim about The Watchers. No, not that one with Maika Monroe. No, not The Watcher, it’s plural. Oh, actually no not that one by the exact same name. Ok, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CALL THEIR MOVIE ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH WATCHING WATCHERS WATCH, OK!? There are other words! Anyway, this is the one with Dakota Fanning. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see who is watching who…Dir. Ishana ShyamalanWriter
BONUS SNEAK PEEK: MAJOR SLAYAGE - Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy S1E6 "The Pack" (featuring Kim Burns!)
It’s a KKSAM FAM JAMBOREE as we are joined by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ketryn’s co-host on Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe! The three of us attempt to make sense of a Buffy episode that has been hailed as everything from “skippable” to “fun bad.” Why is evil Xander so hot? Why is Jim from FROM so cringe? Why is Mr. Belding such a creep? The answer to these questions – and so many more – on this we
Ep. 350 The First Omen: “The Tale of Bimberly, the Antichrist, Part 2”
Kim tells Ket the rest of The First Omen. But first, Damien has some competition for most anticipated AntiChrist. As usual, the Catholic church appears to have “lost the plot” but not their disdain for women. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will liver or die in The First Omen.Dir. Arkasha StevensonWriters Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha StevensonSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BO
Ep. 349 The First Omen: “The Tale of Gratuitous Facial Licking, Part 1”
Kim tells Ket about The First Omen. First and foremost, Ketryn would like it stated that she does not wish to live with an incomplete head. Neither girl wants the title “Most Catholic” and both wonder why they’ve never seen a crab-like demon claw. Stay tuned for part 2 to meet… The AntiChrist.Dir. Arkasha StevensonWriters Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha StevensonSupport the girls on PATREON
Ep. 348 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 2”
Ket tells Kim the rest of Smile 2. Listen, I sincerely hope that you have all put your fast pants on and haven’t borrowed any pants from either of Ket’s life partners, Kim OR Arik, because they only wear slow pants. We’ve also discovered something Kim should NOT include on her resUme and that’s “creepy smiling.” She’s too cute. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Smile 2.Write
Ep. 347 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 1”
Ket tells Kim about the highly requested and truly terrifying Smile 2. This left Ketryn truly shooketh and gave The Substance a run for its money in grotesque-ness. It was simply a smorgasbord of gore and the first time in podcast history that Ket is the one who can’t quite say a word. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what type of pants Kim needs for this one.Writer/Dir. Parker FinnSupport the gi
Ep. 346 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 2”
Kim tells Ket Part 2 of Strange Darling. Quick question, what do people use those horizontal industrial fridges for if not to store dead bodies? Ket stayed 100% alive in part 1, for the first time in episode history! (Because there were no questions asked or points totaled.) No doubt she does JUST as well in the back half! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Strange Darling.Wr
Ep. 345 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 1"
Kim tells Ket about Strange Darling starring KKSAM Darling, Switchblade Heart Heart Heart a.k.a. Kyle Gallner. We learn that “Kim repellant” comes in the form of those yellowish glasses that all serial killers wear. They get those after they get 3 kills on their punch card. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what you get after you fill up all 10 murder slots!Writer/Dir. JT MollnerCheck out Ket &
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