Charmed Rewind
A comedic podcast that humorously recaps and critiques the TV show Charmed, encouraging listeners to embrace their frustration with the series.
Episodes
Casual Thoughts of Grave Robbing (The Eyes Have It) (Charmed Rewind)
Tobin Bell stops by to play a game with the Charmed Ones. Meanwhile, Piper casually thinks about stealing crackers from a dead woman.
Full on Batman & Robin (Witches in Tights) (Charmed Rewind)
The girls become stupid superheroes. Mark Sheppard shows up.
Phoebe, Don't (Power Outage) (Charmed Rewind)
Cole summons the Spirit of Rage to redundantly make the girls fight. But his true love for Phoebe wins out when he sees her do a silly penguin walk!
100th Episode Sack Spectacular (Centennial Charmed) (Charmed Rewind)
In Charmed's thrilling 100th episode, Cole creates an alternate reality in which Phoebe hates him, Piper is violent and bitter, and Paige might as well not exist. So, it's not much different.
Vanity, Thy Name is Phoebe (How to Make a Quilt Out of Americans) (Charmed Rewind)
The Charmed Ones are visited by their beloved Aunt Gail, who dies horribly to barely a shrug.
No Time Bo for Tae Bo (Ms. Hellfire) (Charmed Rewind)
Prue goes undercover as a sexy assassin and seduces Antonio Sabato Jr! Meanwhile, Barbas stares at a clock.
This is Ridiculous (The Seven Year Witch) (Charmed Rewind)
Cole returns for the underwhelming 150th episode spectacular! Meanwhile, Q is a trucker.
The Demon Ecosystem (Little Monsters) (Charmed Rewind)
The girls find a demon baby and must confront the classic debate of nature vs. nurture. Or not! Darryl becomes invincible as an aside.
Warlocks, Begone! (That 70s Episode) (Charmed Rewind)
Prue, Piper, and Phoebe travel back in time to stop their mom from very easily giving up their powers to a warlock. Grams hilariously flings them out a door.
OnlyPheebs (Give Me a Sign) (Charmed Rewind)
Antonio Sabato Jr. shows up to kidnap Prue. Prue says that he's a dreamer, but he's not the only one.
Complain-ception (Styx Feet Under) (Charmed Rewind)
In the most predictable career trajectory you can imagine, Piper becomes Death.
Phoebe Goes to Hell: The Final Nightmare (All Hell Breaks Loose) (Charmed Rewind)
Prue dies, and Alyssa Milano rejoices. Meanwhile, Cole sleeps on some hay.
Gamill the Gollum with the Golem (Size Matters) (Charmed Rewind)
Robert Englund stops by to shrink the girls. Leo heals a neon sign.
Do You Know What The Rock is Cooking? (Witch Trial) (Charmed Rewind)
The Charmed Ones must face a goofy looking demon guy and their most powerful adversary yet: Neighbor Jenny wanting to borrow tampons.
Cinderbillie (Run, Piper, Run) (Charmed Rewind)
Piper is sent to JAIL. Phoebe puts on lip liner.
Freebie (Hyde School Reunion) (Charmed Rewind)
Phoebe becomes her high school self, and by that I mean she wears a long wig and acts pretty much the same.
Sexism is Over (Battle of the Hexes) (Charmed Rewind)
Billie finds a superhero belt that puts her in a sexy costume, because sexism is over. Phoebe has dates, lots and lots of dates.
Flowers for Phoebenon (The Painted World) (Charmed Rewind)
Phoebe casts a smart spell on herself. She must rescue her sisters from a painting before she becomes stupid again.
Grandma Ghost's Male-Bashing Bandwagon (Necromancing the Stone) (Charmed Rewind)
Grandma Ghost is summoned to hate on men, and also annoy a necromancer who's just minding his own business.
Halliwarts (The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell) (Charmed Rewind)
The Headless Horseman shows up to introduce the girls to their Harry Potter knockoff school.
Sizzling Toilet (Extreme Makeover World Edition) (Charmed Rewind)
The Charmed Ones achieve world peace: by killing.
I Did It For the Margoyle (Malice in Wonderland) (Charmed Rewind)
The Charmed Ones complain for 45 minutes while an Alice in Wonderland themed plot happens in the background.
They're So Incestuous (Pardon My Past) (Charmed Rewind)
Phoebe is haunted by her 1920s self, who looks like her present self, because past lives are just your relatives, and also Neighbor Dan is their great grandfather.
Dream Wiener (Dream Sorcerer) (Charmed Rewind)
A creepy man with no game at all haunts Prue's dreams. Meanwhile, Piper and Phoebe go on dates. Darryl will never doubt Andy again.
I'm a Spider, Man (Spin City) (Charmed Rewind)
Chris is turned into Spider-man because of daddy issues. The Charmed Ones ignore this because of dates and work.
The Keeper of the Crap (Happily Ever After) (Charmed Rewind)
Grandma Ghost is miraculously resurrected just so she can be comically eaten by a wolf. Phoebe dons the infamously terrible Cinderella Dress.
Good to Be Evil (It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World) (Charmed Rewind)
It's the Mirror Universe with the Halliwells, where Leo has stupid hair, Darryl DOES want to know, and Piper is pretty much the same.
I Slept With a Zombie?! (Death Becomes Them) (Charmed Rewind)
The girls are confronted by the innocents they didn't save. So, all of them. The promo pretends this is a comedy.
Power Dump of Three (Sin Francisco) (Charmed Rewind)
Lazy Leo eats chips. There's a plot about the seven deadly sins in this episode also.
Hell is Other Phoebes, Archie (Witch Way Now?) (Charmed Rewind)
Tiny Bangs Phoebe does Cole a big favor by telling him to move on and go to Hell, please. Bruce Campbell wonders why he's here.
And Then There Were Two (Chick Flick) (Charmed Rewind)
Phoebe's dream man steps out of a 50s monster movie. The audience is left to wonder what the Demon of Illusion meant when he said "and then there were two."
Try Harder (Scry Hard) (Charmed Rewind)
Wyatt shrinks down Piper and Leo and traps them in a dollhouse. Meanwhile, Zankou has a dumb plan that hinges on him never checking if someone is in the house or not.
Don't Start a Wyatt (Forget Me...Not) (Charmed Rewind)
Wyatt summons a dragon because Piper is dumb and won't bind his powers.
Canonically Stupid (Sense and Sense Ability) (Charmed Rewind)
The Crone plans to steal the Charmed One's baby by using a monkey to steal their senses or something? Brian Krause is bored on set.
Time Poop (The Good, The Bad and the Cursed) (Charmed Rewind)
Prue and Cole go back to the old west to hate flirt and maybe save Phoebe if there's time.
Try Again, Stupid (Deja Vu All Over Again) (Charmed Rewind)
David Carradine shows up with stupid hair to trap the girls within a time loop. Hilarious death ensues. Also Andy I guess.
The Carrot Top of the Underworld (We're Off to See the Wizard) (Charmed Rewind)
Phoebe is a horrible monster who chooses to be evil and tries to gaslight everyone later. Meanwhile, Cole uses Netscape to shop for baby toys.
Charles Bronson Cubed (Hell Hath No Fury) (Charmed Rewind)
Paige steals the Book of Shadows to help other people, which is personal gain I guess so she gets big boobs. Piper turns into another sexy costume because grief.
Bad Cop, Lazy Cop (Crimes & Witch Demeanors) (Charmed Rewind)
The Charmed Ones suck so bad they get put on trial. Darryl is on death row. The promo thinks this is sexy?
The Parent Thirst Trap (I Dream of Phoebe) (Charmed Rewind)
Phoebe is turned into a genie and Chris is surprised to find out that breaking up his parents before he was born could have negative consequences.
Phoebe's Nightmares (Sand Francisco Dreamin) (Charmed Rewind)
The Charmed Ones' dreams come to life when they totally fail to save the Sandman from death. Leo is pregnant as an aside.
Lens Flare Limbo (Awakened) (Charmed Rewind)
Piper is put into a coma by some fruit, so Prue and Phoebe animate a ninja toy and it goes around killing people. Neighbor Dan fetches the sodas.
Serial Shoes (From Fear to Eternity) (Charmed Rewind)
It's the iconic first appearance of the Charmed One's greatest enemy: Barbas! Billy Drago appears once every 1300 years to be easily defeated by an ADR line. Phoebe finds a ladybug.
Dollar Store Xena (Valhalley of the Dolls) (Charmed Rewind)
The girls must go undercover as sexy Valkyries to rescue Leo from Valhalla, also Phoebe gets her empathy powers and is at her most annoying. Smash Mouth and Joe Millionaire as a talking dog, I guess?
Who Let the Prue Out? (Look Who's Barking) (Charmed Rewind)
When a banshee comes to town, the show finds an opportunity to put Phoebe into another sexy costume. Also, Prue becomes a dog. Featuring Cole's Sears portrait.
Lord Dyson Vacuums (The Bare Witch Project) (Charmed Rewind)
When a student at Magic School summons Lady Godiva, Phoebe must annoyingly stand up against breastfeeding discrimination or something. Sexism is defeated.
FBI Agent Wendy Go (The Wendigo) (Charmed Rewind)
Piper becomes a vicious monster. Later, she also becomes a wendigo.
PMS Werewolves (Once in a Blue Moon) (Charmed Rewind)
This episode is epically bad. The girls turn into PMS werewolves.
The One With the Evil Baby (Womb Raider) (Charmed Rewind)
Special guest 8-Bit Mickey joins us to discuss an episode with evil babies, dancing around child loss, uhhh...fetus transference?? Look it's bad. It's really bad.
Dear Sweet Ratboy (Charmed [2018] S03E12) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Harry's son dies and he's pretty indifferent about it, because he must steal the soul of a little chocolate stealing boy who is related to him in some fashion, because he wants to be mortal, which Macy talks to her ghost mom about, after a quick detour with Maggie and two other time wasting ghosts. Mel loves her Dear Wife.
Darryl Energy (Charmed [2018] S03E11) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Things seem too good to be true because things are actually happening on Charmed, which is how we know it will all be reversed by the end.
The Kindle of Shadows (Charmed [2018] S03E10) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
A monster-pocalypse has started off-screen, but Maggie has like school assignments and stuff. Can two weirdos in unisex outfits help the sisters out?
Quantum Jordan (Charmed [2018] S03E09) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Jordan and Macy get trapped in a purse which leaps them into Jordan's past, Mel and Maggie meet a new member of the family, and Harry and Abigael get real chill with Fenric the Vile.
Kombucha Korner (Charmed [2018] S03E08) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Macy faces racism in the workplace, Mel sits a lot to hide her pregnancy, and Maggie somehow can't meet the deadline for a 30 second assignment.
The Worst Run Business in Seattle (Charmed [2018] S03E07) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
The girls are trapped in an interdimensional monster prison, but I think everyone is wondering what exciting thing Kevin will do this episode.
Crabigael (Charmed [2018] S03E06) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
The anagram for "solve" is "we hated this episode."
White Privilege and Doritos (Charmed [2018] S03E04) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Yo dawg we heard you like reboots, so we put a reboot in your reboot's reboot!
And I'm Gonna Smoke It (Charmed [2018] S03E03) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
The Charmed Ones go on separate fetch quests in order to fix their screw up. Meanwhile, Jimmy is a florist, drunk old Celeste is resigned to death, and the girls argue about who gets to leave the show first. Peter joins us to mourn CarMan.
CarMan's Last Stand (Charmed [2018] S03E02) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
It's the death of an icon on Charmed today. The sisters breathe a sigh of relief because it wasn't anyone important to them. Aunt Viv has a Power Glove.
What the Mel? (Charmed [2018] S03E01) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Let's Do the Reboot Again as Charmed once more tries to revamp its image, except this time there's a pandemic. Storylines will be hastily wrapped up. Large groups of invisible magic black market dealers won't be seen. Mel will make dumb decisions.
Carnia (We All Scream for Ice Cream) (Charmed Rewind)
In every generation there is a chosen one. He alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. He is the ice cream man.
The Ghost With the Least (Cheaper By The Coven) (Charmed Rewind)
Grandma Ghost! Dark Leo! Baby voice Halliwells! 98 Degrees! Will Chris get a Wiccaning or will the girls be mental children forever? The stakes have never been lower! Mom comes back too but that's not important.
Blight at the Museum (They're Everywhere) (Charmed Rewind)
A young Misha Collins shows up as the Charmed Ones deal with Deanmon Norris, screened in cats, and random twins.
How Do You Do, Fellow Demons? (K. Billie Vol 1) (Charmed Rewind)
It's Halloween in July as the Charmed Ones complain, haunt reporters with traumatizing pasts, and turn people in rats. Billie has a back story that they ignore.
Margoyle (Hulkus Pocus) (Charmed Rewind)
A government-created demon virus is sweeping the magical world, but Piper wants a vacation and Phoebe wants a break from dates. We are introduced to Margoyle, the Charmed Ones greatest enemy.
The Carnqueror (Charmed [2018] S02E19) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
In this explosive season (series?) finale, CarMan makes a bold move of talking with his aunt forever, two of our heroes get stuck in a marble, and Harry hangs out with drunk old Celeste. Tune in to find out about the exciting cliffhanger!!!
When Harry Met Macy (Again) (Charmed [2018] S02E18) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Is Macy the daughter of Darryl? Is Jordan a Gary Stu? How many people have ran into their invisible house? Let's meet Harry before we met Harry in this newest episode of Charmed.
CarMan and Buggy (Charmed [2018] S02E17) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
It's an Ocean's Eleven style Harry-heist. Jor Jor Binks is smart for the first time.
BUG TIME (Charmed [2018] S02E16) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
This show's gonna lose. BUG TIME.
Skinny Marg Sippy Cup (Charmed [2018] S02E15) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
The girls must face their fears and the creeping presence of the monster mash when an Elder shows up out of the woodwork to prove that the Elders are still...you know.
America's Sweetheart, French Stewart (Be Careful What You Witch For) (Charmed Rewind)
Phelan and I are joined by Peter to talk about Charmed's most treasured episode, the one where French Stewart is a genie.
Ferris Bueller's Day Out (Charmed [2018] S02E14) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
CarMan returns! This is all Parker's fault, somehow.
Pretty Harry (Charmed [2018] S02E13) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
The Charmed Ones discover more things that hadn't been written into the show yet, Harry makes a Pretty Woman deal with Abigael, and Carman floats past a van down by the river.
The Parky-Poo Hit the Fan (Charmed [2018] S02E12) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Macy makes a deal with Abigael to help her remove her demon powers, Maggie and Harry team up to catch a darklighter, and Mel helps. Sausages are angrily burnt, dungeons are in SD, and the fashion segment returns!
Charmedmanji (Charmed [2018] S02E11) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Harry is poisoned with season 2-itis, Julian reveals he's the world's worst superhero, and Galvin repeatedly asks what year it is. Jordan continues to astound with his unlikability. Mel exists. I think sisters were in this show at some point.
Fifty Shades of Boring (Charmed [2018] S02E10) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Abigael returns to audible groans, Maggie helps out scum of the earth Jordan, and Mel has some bonding time with their dad. Harry appears to have taken a dumb dumb potion.
Total Indifference (Charmed [2018] S02E09) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Charmed Dad isn't as dead as the girls thought, Macy goes on a date with her own daddy of the sugar kind, and Jordan continues to bring about equal parts disgust and apathy. Phelan and I delve into why this season is so disappointing but mostly make jokes .2% of the audience will get.
Stay Puft Marshmallow Prue (She's a Man, Baby, a Man!) (Charmed Rewind)
Watch out, everyone, sexism is over! When Prue is turned into a man, the Cranberries help her understand how the other half lives. A creepy sweaty Alyssa Milano fetishist cameos.
Leo Geniuses (Vaya Con Leos) (Charmed Rewind)
When the Angel of Death comes for Leo, Piper hatches a plan to make every guy in the world Leo so she can be needlessly mean to all of them. Along the way we meet a strange demon in a turtleneck and cape, Paige goes on a punishment date, and we imagine Leo's head on his children's bodies.
My Big Fat Demon Wedding (Charmed [2018] S02E08) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Maggie and Parker are getting married but their perfect Beyonce/Jay-Z wedding is ruined when he goes into an apple mania. Mel turns into an Animorph and touches some magic tree sap. Jordan fights a crippling Gushers addiction. Twitter clapbacks beget Twitter clapbacks. This episode sucked and we hated it.
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