The F Plus
The F Plus is a podcast where terrible things found on the internet are read with enthusiasm. Each episode features a collection of bizarre, cringeworthy, or otherwise awful content from various online sources, presented in a humorous and engaging manner. The show aims to entertain by highlighting the absurdity of human behavior and online culture.
Episodes
415: Prison Planet Sausage Party
The people over at r/EscapingPrisonPlanet are obsessed with the concept of something called "Loosh". So what it loosh? Well, we read about it for about 45 minutes and we're not sure. What we do know is that they consider themselves vaguely gnostic and haven't really read a book before, but they have seen the extremely ugly Seth Rogan movie Sausage Party, and that's given them all the religiou
414: Songs On The Bzock Chain
It's the first episode of 2026! What better was to celebrate the new year than an episode that won't mention 2025 at all. This episode of cryptocurrency songs was recorded in September 2024, and is now ready to be released to your podcast wallet. The only criteria for inclusion in the document is that the songwriter mentions Bitcoin at least once, so there are pro-Bitcoin raps, anti-Bitcoin p
413: Episode Royale (Without Cheese)
So, pretty much every chain restaurant has its own subreddit, and we''re gonna look at at least half a dozen in this episode. From annoying customer complaints to terrible menu ideas to lots of poop problems to conspiracy theories, and even time for poetry at the end, this is really the Rax Salad Bar of F Plus episodes.
This week, The F Plus is a purely transactional podcast.
412: Dr. Keshe and the Plasmaniacs
Named after its founder, The Keshe Foundation speaks of something called “Plasma”, which has absolutely nothing to do with any definition of the word you've ever heard previously. There's also something called GANS, which is entirely new state of matter which has been named using a heretofore unprecedented method for writing an acronym. So what do “Plasma” and GANS do? Well, they cost money.
411: Winnie-the-Pooh Meets The F Plus
You probably don't know what The Pooh's Adventures Wiki is, but as of this episode, it has over 80,000 pages. Comprised mostly of fanon crossovers with other popular media franchises and embarassing self-inserts, this is a wiki where eventually all of popular culture can exist parallel to Tigger.
This week, The F Plus enters the Ryaniverse.
410: The Lifeless Eyes of Sexual Purgatory
Rosemary Doll is an online retailer of sex dolls that cost $2,000 or more apiece. And in addition to many many horrifying yet extremely funny photos, it also hosts a forum where sex doll enthuasiastscan talk about how great their lives are and yet how all the men on this forum seem to experience constant aching disappointment for some reason.
This episode, The F Plus will say "tossed so half
409: I ❤️ Hamish
Eva Draconis has had sex with multiple transdimensional lizard beings (Reptilians, Orions, and regular old dinosaurs) including a red Dragon Turtle named Hamish who she communicates with telepathically, and who sleeps in her bathroom on a rug and gets jealous of her Sims characters. And I know you're thinking you've heard all of this before, but just wait til we get to the bologna sandwich.
408: The Short Stories of Shortstory1
Shortstory1 is an extremely prolific author of (appropriately enough) short stories, mainly horror one-shots or absurdist premise pieces. Are the stories well written? Absolutely not. Are the stories good? Depends on your definition of good. Are the stories entertaining? Extremely so.
This episode, The F Plus thinks you're beautiful... in your own way.
407: Bangin' On The Telephone
The website niteflirt is a directory of phone sex operators, all of whom are looking for customers interested in paying them $2 a minute (minus fees) for a phone call. As you'd expect, the operators are primarily interested in financial domination, and many of them have profiles that are fun, but we're most keenly interested in Goddess Eriko who wants to introduce you to the concept of freedo
406: We Found The Stupid Questions!
The subreddit of r/morbidquestions is (I suppose) meant to ask and answer thought-provoking yet dark questions. However, this is a subreddit, so therefore most of the questions are stupid edgelord nonsense, and the replies are banal upvote jockeying. But there's a lot of posts, so we've got plenty to work with.
This episode, The F Plus wants to know: Is Christmas Carol a good porn name?
405: Confessions In The Raw
RAW Confessions is an anonymous confession site with very lax moderation. Naturally, this means the content on this website is extremely dire. So what you have is anonymous people sharing anonymous opinions that run the gamut from "pregnant women shouldn't have sex" to "The Matrix is trying to turn me gay" to "I'm in love with the electric chair". Buckle up.
This week, our mom lambasted us f
404: I Got Sick From Raw Meat!???
At some point in the 1970s, an American named John Swigart changed his name to Aajonus Vonderplanitz, insisted he had a PhD, and started writing books insisting that people should eat raw meat exclusively. Then he died. Later, a group of redditors started r/rawprimal, where the #1 rule is "You cannot give advice that Aajonus didn't already give first." The result is what is very possibly the
403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble
Jo Joe Skies started a forum. On that forum is a single thread. That thread has 300,000 replies. If we exclude the posts made by bots, each and every post is Jo Joe Skies replying to himself with a new important message. What kind of things does Jo Joe Skies post? Well, if I told you the forum's color scheme is yellow on cyan, does that give you an idea?
This week, can The F Plus live with yo
402: Magickal Preambles & Dumb Dork Recipes
Okay, so here's the premise: Neal sent us a document of Magicakal Recipes from Plentiful Earth, and Smallest Sasquatch sent us a document annoying nerd reference recipes from various blogs. And while each of those selections are irritating on their own right, we decided to see what would happen if we did both of them at once.
This week, the F Plus needs to apologize to Turkey.
401: Travel Morons
While the internet has made us more interconnected, the world remains a massive place. And travel is a way to build a greater understanding of The Human Condition: To live among others in unfamiliar settings and experiences, you can learn more about yourself, and grow to be a more compassionate and empathetic person. Like, hypothetically. Or you could just go on Trip Advisor and write a poem
400: The Inspirational Stories of Not Always Right
One night, Lemon and four ridiculists read a document made entirely from stories from Not Always Right which were tagged as "inspirational". Then (six months later), Lemon and four other ridiculists read the exact same document. This episode is the result of those two recordings.
This week, The F Plus is releasing our 400th episode which means we have to show up two hours early and get thrown
399: Check This Shift Out
We're only one episode away from our 400th episode, and we're gonna spend it on the quadfecta of tumblr, reddit, fandom and deviantart. Today, we're looking at the Reality Shifting community - people who are certainly not dreaming (oh no no no), but they're using their own positive intentions to transform themselves into a completely different and better world (like the kind where you have an
398: I Am The Light In The Dork
The term "Lightworker" describes a person who.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... so uh, let's see, there's energy? And there's injustices in the world? Okay, it's not really clear, but the thing we've learned is that there's a community of people who call themselves lightworkers whose have no purpose other than to give a purpose to other lightworkers who have no purpose. Is that clear?
This week, The F
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Replika is a service that provides AI-powered "artificial companion" chatbots to sad and lonely redditors, who then will immediately try to use it to talk about Harry Potter and indulge in their fetishes. They will then opine about the nature of consciousness, and the results aren't great.
This week, The F Plus is taste so gooding.
396: No Poo For My Real Friends
While their name might confuse you, the NoPoo community is actually dedicated to abstinance from the use of shampoo. They have all realized that by not using any cleaning product in their hair, they will all end up with hair that is healthy, luxuriant, and beautiful. So their only question: Why is my hair thinning, waxy and smelly?
This week, The F Plus is tried for warcrimes at the Showerhai
395: This One Is Exclusively About Buttsex
The Anal Only Lifestyle is a community where heterosexual men who only like one thing can overshare about their hyperspecific sexual fantasies, brag about how great their lives are going, and opine about the futility of the female vagina. It gets real gross real fast, but if you make it to the end there will be quite a bit of poetry!
This week, The F Plus needs to prepare you for a sharehold
394: These Spells Don't Work
The promise of the website Spells of Magic is very compelling: Over 16,000 spells to help you do things like turn into a dragon, make friends with a dragon, look like a dragon, or be a mermaid (who is also a dragon). And while that all sounds great, Tadashi and Nekoshema are in the comments and... well, they've got bad news for you.
This week, The F Plus buys tickets to see Dub Mumbledoor.
393: The Whole Thing Comes Right Off
While potentially obscure, Natural Body Magic is an oblique and unhelpful term which describes a specific fetish for the removal and displacement of various body parts which then go on to live separate and individual lives with their own consciousness. The people in this fetish community will insist that the whole "cutting a person up" obsession isn't indicative of anything, so... let's consi
392: Fantasy Writers on Reddit
When looking for writing advice, who better to ask than the helpful Redditors at r/fantasywriting? That is a rhetorical question, don't bother answering it.
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391: Your Winning Lottery Numbers
The formalized lottery exists in most of the United States and lottery tickets are purchased at a rate of more than $100 billion a year, yet when it comes to the matter of actually winning the lottery, we're supposed to believe it's all random chance? Surely the people at Lottery Post know better; It's a forum where people share lottery numbers and lottery number systems, and we can confirm
390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Well, it seems we haven't explored all the ways that Reddit can encourage its own userbase to cause irrepairable harm to their own bodies and minds in the pursuit of sexual gratification, so let's continue our journey with r/estim; It's a subreddit for "Anything Erotic Electro Stimulation", and a place to watch people make their own lives worse on purpose.
This week, The F Plus has some work
389: Creepy Encounters With Total Idiots
The subreddit of r/CreepyEncounters is a place where redditors post true stories of lived experiences that are disurbing, strange, paranormal, or somehow otherworldly. I mean, ostensibly. In our experience, the stories are dubious, meandering tangents of fictional self-inserts that frequently fail to meet the definition of "story". But if you were looking for a preamble of what an allyway is,
388: Confessions of a Bubble Slut
We just learned that Bubblegum Fetish is a thing, so we're going on a world tour. After learning a bit more about the fetish, we're spending a considerable amount of time with a man who needs to fulfill his very particular fetish in an Amsterdam brothel, then it's over to Girls Ask Guys before we buy some ABC gum and then finally close out with an erotic story that surprisingly has actual sex
387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats
This episode is all about medbeds. So what is a medbed? Well, first of all it isn't a bed, so let's just get that out of the way right now. It's possibly an MLM scheme, or maybe it's a bucket, but sometimes it's a mobile phone app that takes a picture of your bed, which may or may not prevent and cure all diseases. Do you have any questions? Great, so do we. In fact, this episode is mostly u
386: No Gods, Yes Masters
I really don't know how the people of royalcello dot website toolbox dot com found each other, but they've found each other. And all of the posters here believe in a single inalienable right: The Right To Rule, or rather, to be ruled, sometimes by royalcello himself who gets very testy if you say anything unkind about Charles III. Look, none of the people featured in this episode know much (i
385: Pee Fans
This episode is about pee fans such as fannywatcher, uniloo, Wet Man J, Iron Bladderman, Greedy Needy Girl, P155wet, girlwipes, Slick Gracey, Miss Piss, wet wulf, Al Fresco, and MegaPoop Tech. I'm just writing down those usernames because I found them all very funny.
This week, The F Plus learns the term for a manager who is somehow also a woman.
384: The Angry Apple Nerd
Self described appleist Brian Frange has some serious-assed opinions about different types of apples, and he wants to share all of them. And that's... honestly, that's entirely what this episode is about, Brian Frange's opinions about different types of apples.
This week, The F Plus sees a tasty unwipe anus.
383: What Is The Meaning of Song?
Song lyrics are an indelible part of our collective cultural confidence, but can often be a puzzle. For all of these popular songs, what do the lyrics actually mean? Well, we're visiting SongMeanings.com to hear a bunch of bad theories explained amongst infighting and sex bragging.
This week, The F Plus is with the bear, and the bear is with the bear, and the bear is with the boat (you nimno)
382: Good Reads for Bad Needs
Let's speak honestly for a moment: We're all intelligent, thoughtful, sexual beings, right? And as such, we desire intelligent, thoughtful, well-written pornography, don't we? I dunno, but anyway here's some crap.
This week, The F Plus learns the meaning of banal anal.
381: Let's Pollute The Planet!
Of course, there's a lot of different ways for people to internalize their own effect on the environment, but the subjects of this episode have become super horny about it. We're starting things out on clips4sale reading the description of videos where women pollute the environment, then over to F List for some perverted pollutin' profiles, and finally closing with some Lorax/Fern Gully slash
380: The Gospel of Digimon
Project DigiClipse may or may not be a cult founded upon the spiritual belief in the childrens' cartoon Digimon. And it's time for us to learn more. We're starting at Facebook, but moving into several forums thru the ages to listen to brothers and sisters of the faith testify.
This week, The F Plus get head from Gurlemurglemon.
379: Unpopular Opinions? On Reddit!?
I know, we were surprised as well. But here we are, visiting r/UnpopularOpinion and it turns out there's some bad opinions in here. We weren't gonna watch what happens, but it says "watch next".
This week, The F Plus stands still and moves the goalposts around.
378: The Worst Creepypastas
Okay, so for this episode the plan was for us to read the worst-rated stories on Creepypasta.com, but we spent like half that time on some dude's insistence that his boner for the Venom symbiote is the cure for liberalism.
This week, The F Plus vows to never turn left again.
377: Your Chance At Love Has Been Removed By A Moderator
Are you looking for love? Well as it happens there's a lot of people on Reddit, so that's probably a good place to start. We're going to be looking into a few different subreddits for personals ads, including r/cf4cf (childfree hardcore) r/AgeGapPersonals, r/VirginityExchange, r/MBTIDating and r/RandomActsOfBlowjob in search of available singles, and we're going to learn exactly why they're s
376: The Secrets of Infinite Energy
Good news everybody! The forum members of OverUnity have solved all our energy problems. They've created perpetual motion machines, 3 million terawatt batteries, balloons which are heavier than lead and other assorted contraptions that provide much more energy than they'd ever require. Only one problem: They can't tell you any specifics, because of Google. We're spending an hour and a half so
375: Brought To You By Magic Spoon
If your chakras are all out of wack and you're in the market for new ugly jewelry, Skydin Zeal would love to be your supplier. The owner of a website with where every single word is printed in every single color (and with bevels and gradients besides) you may get lost along your way, but when you're done you'll lose weight because your flatware will physically prevent you from eating.
The wee
374: This One Is Mainly About Butt Chugging
Health & wellness is a complicated issue, and so is the butthole, but fortunately this is an issue that combines both those things. This is an episode of enema recipes - from coffee to dish soap to cocaine, and all points in between, and we're going to have a whole lot of fun with this until Auntie Flo shows up. Also apparently Lemon is a boomer for the first half of this episode? Gross.
This
373: Private Lessons in the Cultivation of SEX FORCE
The redditors of r/SemenRetention are believers in a clandestine warfare they believe has been waged to keep down the underclass by continually robbing them of their semen. These true believers therefore are determined to maximize their personal inventory of semen... by any means necessary.
This week, The F Plus summons The Aetheric Ass.
372: Loohan vs The Lizartarians
Loohan doesn't care much for Reptilians. Or anyone else for that matter. You see, Loohan's general worldview is... actually, really hard to suss out out. He believes in space monsters, and religious conspiracies, and some weird race/gender stuff we cut out of this episode, but he has the intellectual thruline of a streetcorner man wearing a sandwich board. It's a delight!
This week, The F Plu
371: Hopscotch Goblin
Rather than describe what's happening on The Crytpidz Wiki, I'll let the site describe itself:
Cryptids are monsters... except that cryptids could actually exist! When talking about Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster you're talking about something that could live right on this Earth right now! On Cryptid Wiki, we document all of the possible information you can get about cryptids and determin
370: I Am Hucow, And I Need To Be Milked
Hucows (a portmanteau of "human" and "cows") is a word to describe a special kind of lactation fetishist — a gender-divided community (the cows and the farmers), who are into the idea of woman as lactation machines. And sure, you assume this community is bonkers, and you're right, but there's still a number of surprises in here.
This week, The F Plus wants you to punch our milk bags.. NICE!!!
369: Destroy Weak Men
In 1996, Diana The Valkyrie set up a website using raw HTML and her own computer in order to provide erotica for people who like the idea of strong women crushing weak men. And now, 25 years later, there's an entire library of material, plenty of it absolutely horrific... If you're new to The F Plus, just be aware this one gets pretty brutal pretty quickly.
This week, Kathy Lee Hulks Out, so
368: Not Even Once-ler
In 2012, Dr. Seuss' widow and the Despicable Me company released a movie called The Lorax. It is entirely valueless, but that's not the point. The point is that the movie had a skinny boy who sang and Tumblr has horny girls on it and so the inevitable happened: The Once-ler Fandom. It mostly involves a character with no traits whatsoever making out with clones of himself. But also, there's a
367: Goodbye! Yahoo! Answers!
After over 15 years of cultivating some of the dumbest questions The Internet has ever pondered, a series of truly horrific business decisions forced Yahoo Answers to shut down permanently on May 4th of 2021. Our memorial episode may not be timely, it may not be well thought out, and it may not be informative - but in all those ways, this episode is representative of Yahoo Answers itself.
Thi
366: Let's Do The Time Loaf Again
Hang on, didn't the F Plus do a Mandela Effect episode before? Well, this reality has us going to the r/MandelaEffect subreddit, before realizing that r/Retconned is even stupider and spending all our time there instead.
This week, The F Plus is gonna drink Goldschläger until the loaf shifts.
365: The Bimboification of The F Plus
Inteligence iz a u konw, relativ concept, and of absolutely kinda relativ uz. While many wudd venerate intellect and self-determination as key factorz of absolutely living a ful life, dere are otherz hu feal, like, such qualitiez are inherently unladylike. Now, dat may be concerning enugh by itself, butt it'z even more concerning when yah consider people are geting a boner fwom it. WE're spen
364: Sploshing Sploshing Sploshing! Oi Oi Oi!
The Urban Dictionary defines sploshing as “a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures.” So with that, let's go to Shokolada's Messy Story archive and get ourselves properly gunged.
This week, The F Plus opens our panties for you.
363: Here Come Da Advicinators
Predating some of the more well-known question and answer sites, the website Advicinators dates back all the way to 2003, and it hasn't changed a whole lot in the decades since. Teenagers will ask a question, typically about sexual health, and "columnists" will offer advice, typically unhelpful. And then at the end, we'll play a game about what site we're on.
This week, The F Plus gets a real
362: A Permanent Predilection
Jeroen Wagemakers has a fetish, and he's been blogging about it since 2006. You see, Jeroen likes perms, but like, a lot. A whole lot. It really cannot be overstated how much Jeroen loves perms, and I know that because he's been trying to do just that for 15 years but he doesn't seem to be nearly done.
This week, The F Plus makes a joke once or twice.
361: Night of the Blood Sorceress
The Sorceress Cagliastro is an author, a teacher, a necromancer, a bloodwitch, a haunted doll maker, a 3D printmaker, and a relentless huckster. To that end, she has a whole lot of crap you can buy and classes you can take, as long as you promise you won't ever share anything you've learned with anyone else. It's a blood oath, I suppose.
This week, The F Plus is filling your head with graveya
360: All My Starchildren
Do you have alien-human hybrid children you've never met? Well it turns out that simply reading this means that you do. We know, we were surprised too. We're visiting the Hybrid Children Community - a group of people of similar class and ethnic makeup who want to tell you about their imaginary children. And then they want to share recipes.
This week, The F Plus is screaming with a huge smile.
359: It's Time For Erotic Poetry
This episode is all poetry, and that poetry is entirely sourced from Fetlife.
This week, How more intense is The F Plus' hunger, Cameron?
358: Fighting Over Nothing
The Dream Fiction Wiki is a place where people work very hard to catalog, annotate and describe fake things that never happened. And while this may seem like a useless exercise, the actual determination of "which fake thing is a canonically real fake thing" is a topic that has caused a significant amount of drama in the community.
This week, uhhh.... so what's this episode about?
357: Vintage Conspiracy Theories From 2002 Or Earlier
None of the websites we read in this episode are still online outside of archive.org, but all of them follow one basic rule: Every conspiracy theory must have been written before 50 Cent's In Da Club. In stark silence, do you hear children crying?
This week, Victor finally wins an episode.
Lemon's note: I'm still very much interested in an Artainment cassette. Contact me.
356: Dragons On Usenet
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< indifferent to time, immortal beings reside >
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355: SWEATER FETISH
Rather than looking at a single website, we're going on a world tour to experience SWEATER FETISH in lots of different places: Custom-knitted skintight wool catsuits, gay sweater kindle singles, people who get off on feeling itchy, people who haven't had a woman talk to them in over two decades... it's all here, and it's all very hot. But not in that way, in the other way. Whichever way you'r
354: This One Is For My Gull Girls
The Aesthetics Wiki has devoted itself to the cataloguing of hundreds and hundreds of aesthetics and subcultures which are seemingly identical to each other. This may seem like a pointless excercise, but that's just because you're being real Grandparentcore right now, and I'm experimenting with Darkest Academia.
This week, The F Plus is trying to get your attention. BLUT BLUT BLUT BLUT!
353: Boobs In Raingear
The people over at Rainwear Central have a fetish for rainwear. Whether it's ponchos or mackintoshes, wellingtons or sou'westers – they've got a lot of words to write, and they're all written with a British accent. Bunnybread is the only person in this episode who is able to do a British accent, but unfortunately that doesn't stop the others from trying.
This week, The F Plus is fit to tit.
352: We're All Prisoners On A Borg Ship
For years, a Tumblr user by the name of Sylphiste was trying to turn normal brains into galaxy brains with his pontifications on conformity, pop music, feminism, hostile alien invaders, psychiatry, dragons, The Mandela Effect, and things tagged "red pill" for no good reason.
This week, The F Plus is teddity tubbily Reddited.
Side note: This episode was recorded on February 5th, 2021 - before
351: Hail Britannica
The Fake Countries Wikia is a place where people can catalog countries that are not real, have never been real, and have never appeared in any piece of fiction or writing before this wiki. As an excercise it's not the most fruitful, and we intended to read about a whole bunch of different countries, but pretty quickly we found our home.
This week, The F Plus meets The Alley People.
350: The Similar Worlds Project
Similar Worlds is a website where users can share their own allegedly true life experiences in a quest for acceptance, comfort and camaraderie. Naturally, this means going off on insane rants and getting really excited about being strangled by nerd thighs.
This week The F Plus sees two things, but mostly your vagina.
349: Erotic Stories of Mind Control
I don't know what you'd expect when visiting MC Stories Dot Com, but what you'll end up with is a minimalist website hosting over 12,000 stories of mind control being used for sexual reasons. Some of these stories are very long, but fortunately some are really weird, so let's dig in.
This week, The F Plus is feeling electrahorny, so let's have sex... with each other!
348: Do Not Summon Beelzebub
The heavily art directed magickians over at BECOME A LIVING GOD have a number of products they'd like to sell you, and about half of those are supposed to help you get laid. There's a slut water kit, PDFs that call themselves grimoires, and there will be time for poetry.
This week, The F Plus ensourcles Ally Sheedy The Character (not Ally Sheedy The Person).
SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PORTAXX: Hell
347: That Hyperboard Over Thair
Men love to go on the internet and compare length. In this case, it's just their hair. We're going to be surfing The Information Superhighway and logging on to The Men's Long Hair Hyperboard; a community which has been supporting long hair-having men since at least 1997. It's actually kind of charming.
This week, The F Plus wants you to call us to let us know when you're not posting.
346: How To Get Fat
There's an amazing array of food out there in the world today, and yet we're still struggling with the question “How can a person get fat?” But, fortunately, “Doctor” Feeder has taken it upon himself to answer that very question... Provided you're a woman with not a whole lot of clothes on.
This week, The F Plus is taking The Wall Test.
345: Thisepisodeis Verycrazy
Crucially, this episode is not about the television show Supernanny. It is about the Supernanny Fanon Wiki, a website with over 10,000 pages devoted to alternate universe fanfiction wherein it's the near-future, but the only cultural touchstone worth documenting is what happened in these fictional episodes of the television show Supernanny and its spinoffs.
This week, The F Plus will see you
344: Meet, Fight, Jizz.
The website MeetFighters is a social network for men who want to inflict pain on one another. This manifests in a number of different ways, plenty of them horrifc, and at least one involving President Abraham Lincoln.
This week, The F Plus is gonna punch that dad dad.
343: Keeping Cantel Moist
Chris Cantelmo is no longer with us, but his teachings remain. He described himself as a Yale Biochemist who, at some point in his life, started taking DMT and had some profound revelations about God. And has it happens, most of those revelations are about DMT itself.
This week, The F Plus has a stroke.... a stroke of genius!
342: Root Beer Advocates
You might have guessed, but Root Beer Review is a site that hosts reviews of different root beers. What you might not have inferred is that all of these reviews are (probably) written by the same person, and the other people on the website have opinions, not just on the root beer, but on the person reviewing the root beer as well.
This week, The F Plus smells terrible like vitamins and raisin
341: Lucid Dreaming For Horny Reasons
The people on r/LucidDreaming have figured two things out. 1: If they touch the top of their heads while they fall asleep they'll be able to control their own dreams. And 2: Real life sex is absolute garbage compared to dream sex. Sounds like some people with helpful advice.
This week, The F Plus watches out for Wife Killer Man. He killed his wife!
340: Everyone Here Is On Ayahuasca
The website ayahuasca.com has a forum, and its 21,000 members are (as you might guess) fans of the psychoactive drug ayahuasca. Their conversations are quite profound as they understand both gravity and Antarctica.
This week, The F Plus gets namasty.
339: Afterskin
The topic of male circumcision is a contentious one, but fortunely we're able to avoid all of that by simply reading the words of dullards who are doing horrific things to their own skin while complaining about their mothers.
This week, The F Plus would like to remind you foreskin fetish does not make sense because the foreskin is part of a man's sex organ.
338: Let's Stick Crystals Up Our Vaginas
The capitalist innovators over at Chakrubs have a whole bunch of different crystals to sell you, and they know where you can cram it. From yoni eggs to yoni nunchucks, for spiritual healing, emotional welness, to get over a bad breakup, or just because you're bored - the answer was inside you the whole time.
This week, The F Plus is troubled to hear a click.
337: Living In A Vacuum
Five lucky ridiculists from The F Plus Podcast were selected to visit the forums of VacuumLand.Org and read what they found there.
You’ll be happy to know that a love of vintage vacuum cleaners totally isn’t a fetish, except for the times when it is. But they’ve got some pretty incredible vacuum collections that they bring to conventions, and also, eventually, it will be time for poetry.
Thi
336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
The website Bigfoot Eruption has a whole lot of things to say about Bigfoot. Now, Few of those things make a lot of sense, and fewer still seem to be internally consistent, but the important thing is that Cain and/or Adam and/or Satan is involved, it's a conspiracy, and it's not a bear. Pay attention to your dog.
This week, The F Plus gets a lot of milage out of that poo.
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