Unseen Incidents with Patrick and Pete
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Episodes
S4 Ep22: Anderson, Barcola, and Pete’s Barber
Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. The summer transfer market has gone crazy, with seemingly every player quoted at £100m or more, so today we’re running through some of the blockbuster moves we might see and asking whether those players are worth the price. Why is everyone thirsting for Julian Alvarez? Is Elliot Anderson as good a prospect as Declan Rice? We
S4 Ep21: Gyokeres, Mateus Fernandes, and CJ Hendry
Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re looking back at our worst transfer XIs from the autumn, to see what we got wrong and what we got right. How do we judge someone like Gyokeres? Are United fans deluded about Cunha? And is Mateus Fernandes not only good, but worth the £85m West Ham want for him?Then we open up the Burn Book, this week discussing
S4 Ep20: Vini, Pedri, and Richard Mille
Hello and welcome back to Unseen Incidents! We’re finally acknowledging the 2026 World Cup with a two-part preview of the tournament. Here on the public side, we’re making our picks for the competition’s flops, dark horses, and winners. What is making us nervous for Brazil? How could Norway spring a surprise? And who has the edge among the frontrunners of Spain, France, England, and Argentina?The
S4 Ep19: Raya, Jover, and AGUEROOOO
Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re discussing the controversy surrounding West Ham’s disallowed equaliser against Arsenal, and the dominance of set-pieces in this year’s PL. What has led to the current situation on corners? Are dead-balls really to blame for the boring tactical landscape? And we get into possible ways to fix the problem, from r
S4 Ep18: Cherki, Rosenior, and Sydney Sweeney
Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re settling every remaining question for the run-in, giving our verdict on the title race, the competition for European spots, and the relegation battle. Do Arsenal still have a shot? Can Chelsea halt the free fall? And how might the last few fixtures favour West Ham?Then we open up the Burn Book, this week discu
S4 Ep17: De Zerbi, Conte, and Sonny Snelling
Hey everyone and welcome back to Unseen Incidents! The games are coming fast now, and unfortunately we have to return to Spurs again, to talk about their risky appointment of Roberto de Zerbi. The Italian is undoubtedly talented and has a track record of attractive and effective attacking football, but does he make sense for Tottenham right now? What are the real requirements for a manager aiming
S4 Ep16: Fernandes, Rice, and the Royal Mail
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re getting into the problem which is the Premier League team of the season. With so few attackers shining, and presumptive title winners Arsenal powered by collective effort, not special individuals, who are the division's outstanding players? We pick our favourites from keeper to striker, discussi
S4 Ep15: Tudor, van de Ven, and Caelan Doris
What's up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. We’re returning to Tottenham this week, who now look in serious danger of the drop after a succession of bad results and red cards. What would relegation do to the club? How would they retool for life in the championship? Who would be sold, who would stay? And how could they reestablish themselves as a Premier League side
S4 Ep14: Arteta, Pep, and Cassandra Mortmain
Hello and welcome back to Unseen Incidents! This week we're taking on the big question: are Arsenal about to bottle it? The Gunners have been here before, but we dig into their previous title challenges, their current form, and our questions around Arteta's tactics to ask how concerned fans should be, and how the club can solidify its grip on the 25/26 trophy.Then we get into the Burn Book, with
S4 Ep13: Mudryk, Sancho, and Zohran Mamdani
Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're answering a question on the worst transfers of the last five years. It feels like the big swings at the top of the market have got safer, and there are fewer busts than there used to be, but what makes for a disaster signing? Why do Chelsea and Manchester United make so many? And how are some big flo
S4 Ep12: Timber, Anderson, and William Shakespeare
Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're taking a look at the best Premier League players in every position this season. Why are so many wingers and strikers underperforming? Which players have really won points for their teams? And how has the new tactical landscape of the division benefited certain types of player?Then we open up the Burn
S4 Ep11: Woltemade, Ekitike, and Timothée Chalamet
Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're reviewing all last summer's big striker signings and ranking them from SLAM DUNK to OH GOD. How does Isak's injury-hit first season - and the form of Hugo Ekitike - affect the long-term value of the deal? What are the worries in Nick Woltemade's adaptation? How bad have Sesko and Gyokeres been? And w
S4 Ep9: Salah, MBS, and Big Head
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! We’re getting into the Salah drama this week, as the Egyptian put his Anfield career in the sarcophagus with an explosive interview. What led to his outburst? Does he have a point? Is there any way back? And how can Liverpool benefit from the situation?Then we open up the Burn Book, this week chatting Winter Wonderland, the NHS,
S4 Ep8: Watkins, Semenyo, and Davis Clarke
Hey everyone, and welcome to another episode of Unseen Incidents! Today we’re using a listener question about Ollie Watkins’ drop-off this season to look at three players struggling for form, and another, Antoine Semenyo, whose underlying stats are not matching up to his real goal and assist numbers. Which one is a better representation of the player, and what do we make of his rumoured £65m buyou
S4 Ep7: Mbeumo, Glasner, and Lily Allen
What’s up everyone and welcome back to Unseen Incidents. This week we’re asking whether Manchester United have turned the corner and are finally good - or at least ok - again. We dig deep into their style and personnel under Amorim, and discuss how much the coach has changed, and what worries us about the adaptations that are currently working for the Red Devils, as well as the next steps required
S4 Ep6: Gvardiol, Udogie, and Taco
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re swapping players between Premier League clubs in an attempt to improve both parties. We can all see how Gvardiol could help Liverpool, but why does Pete think Wirtz would solve City’s problems? And which Liverpool midfielder would make sense for Spurs, and why is Destiny Udogie more promising tha
S4 Ep5: Grealish, Zubimendi, and Paul Thomas Anderson
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re answering a listener question on the new players making the biggest impact so far this season, and who we think will prove the most important additions by May. We dig into Jack Grealish and a new superstar goalkeeper, examine Xabi Alonso’s work with Real Madrid and the next stage of the project, and get into Mart
S4 Ep4: Cunha, Elanga, and Julian Fellowes
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week we’re getting way ahead of ourselves, making an XI of the signings we hated this summer. Which club has turned its fans against it? What are the early returns on Gyokeres? Can Sancho save Aston Villa? And what did West Ham and Wolves do to leave themselves in a relegation battle?Then we have the Burn Book, featur
S4 Ep3: Levy, Xavi, and Karen Carpenter
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week we're looking at Tottenham, who have let Daniel Levy go as they enter a new phase. What did Levy do well, and where did he fail? What can other ambitious teams who want to break into the league's elite learn from Spurs? And how can Xavi Simons solve some of their problems?Then we have the Burn Book, with playgrounds, p
S4 Ep2: Donnarumma, Sad Ruben, and Taylor Swift
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re taking a closer look at some of the summer’s big moves, and some of the possible issues new signings might face. We all know Benjamin Sesko’s upside, but what’s the worst case for him at United? And how could Man City’s goalkeeping recruitment cost them a shot at major honours?Then we have the Bu
S4 Ep1: Madueke, Guehi, and Sabrina Carpenter
What’s up Pattycakes and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. On this week’s double drop we’re making our predictions for the Premier League season. Here on main feed, we’ve got our title picks and a discussion of the relegation battle, which looks like a tough race between five teams this year. Why does a big summer not necessarily mean glory for Liverpool? Why do we not buy the Leeds hy
S3 Ep20: Ekitike, Wirtz, and Jordan Belfort
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are looking at Liverpool signing Hugo Ekitike. What’s the best case? What’s the worst? How does he work with Liverpool’s frontline, and how does he compare with the club’s first choice, Alexander Isak?Then we have the Burn Book, with old finance bros, CRAP, and dating.If you don’t already subscribe, cons
S3 Ep19: Wissa, Thiago Silva, and Steve Jobs
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another Unseen Incidents episode! With the summer transfer market in full swing and prices remaining sky-high for pre-peak players, we’re looking at the other end of the market. Do veterans represent good value now? And which aging stars could bring something special to Premier League teams, like Thiago Silva did at Chelsea?Then we have the Burn Book, which t
S3 Ep18: Doué, Henry, and Tom Cruise
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are talking you through this season’s bullshit #narratives, arguing why the game isn’t getting boring, why managers are overrated, and why Spurs’ trophy is nice but ultimately not that important.Then we have the Burn Book, with Guinness Zero, ultra marathons, and Mission Impossible.If you don’t subscribe
S3 Ep17: Huijsen, McTominay, and Jeff Bezos
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are picking our best value signings of the season, each selecting a defender, midfielder, and attacker to champion. Napoli spent a lot on McTominay, but is he worth it if they win the league? Which Real Madrid trainee should every big club be looking at? And what are los Blancos getting in new signing De
S3 Ep16: Xabi Alonso, Rodrygo, and Augustinus Bader
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid looks like a done deal, but how much sense does this make for the floundering Blancos? What is everyone getting wrong about this switch? Why is his Leverkusen a bad blueprint for the Spanish giants? And what do they need this summer to make it work?Then it’s the Burn Book, with skincare, baby photo sho
S3 Ep14: Ekitike, Gyokeres, and Nepo Babies
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. With transfer rumours building, and the striker market in particular hotting up, we’re looking at three widely admired forwards: Benjamin Sesko, Viktor Gyokeres, and Hugo Ekitike. Which clubs would make sense for these guys? What are the drawbacks of each?Then it’s the Burn Book, with pastrami bagels, YouTube, andThanks for your
S3 Ep13: Luis Enrique, Alvarez, and Bonnie
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. Pete is back, with stories from the early days of parenthood, and we’re rounding up the last set of Champions League fixtures. How good were Liverpool really in that second leg? Why is everyone still overrating Real Madrid? And who doesn’t deserve to be in the quarters?Then it’s the Burn Book, with sofa caddies, speakerpho
S3 Ep12: Mitoma, Wood, and No Pete
Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week, Pete is absent for BIG REASONS so I am all by myself, working through a pile of listener questions. I look at Brighton's ambitions and how they should approach a UCL or title run; whether Forest can repeat this exceptional campaign and the dangers of "opening up" a defensive gameplan; and whether Mikel Arteta has re
S3 Ep11: Tel, Dorgu, and Emma van Straaten
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. We’re wrapping up the transfer window this week by rating some of January’s biggest moves. What do we not look about the Dorgu to Manchester United deal? Are Spurs setting themselves up for failure with Mathys Tel? Do City’s moves solve their problems? And what is happening with Xavi Simons?Then it’s the Burn Book, with the Golf
S3 Ep10: Levy, Amad, and the Devil
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we had the exact same idea as everyone else in the football world, as we discuss the crises at Tottenham and Manchester United. How much blame does Ange get for Spurs’ troubles, and why would changing manager potentially make things worse? Has Ruben Amorim actually done anything at United yet, or is the positive stuff purely
S3 Ep9: Grealish, Camavinga, and Steven Bartlett
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. The transfer window is open, so this week we’re talking three players who need an escape from their current clubs. Marcus Rashford wants out of Manchester United, but what has he got left to offer, and why do none of the suitors make sense? Jack Grealish is clearly irrelevant at City, but would a switch to Spurs help? And Eduard
S3 Ep8: Flick, Foden, and House M.D.
Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. On this week’s episode we’re taking a look back at 2024 with some seasonal awards, including best signing, managerial appointment and most overrated. Then we open up the Burn Book, with topics including ceilidhs, inappropriate clothing, and Londonstreet food.Thanks for your support this year and if you enjoy the show please consider subscribi
S1 Ep51: Robertson, Baleba, and Santa Claus
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! January approaches, so we’re examining the needs of Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, and Arsenal, with the first two on the public show, and the latter pair on the subscriber episode. How has LFC’s early season form changed our ideas about their needs? Where do City even start?Then it’s the Burn Book, with Christmas, Satu
S1 Ep50: Trent, Frimpong, and Colin Firth
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week, we're looking at how Liverpool can survive without Trent Alexander-Arnold, Virgil van Dijk, and Mohamed Salah. What do the they bring to Slot's team? What do Liverpool need to prioritise in their replacements? And what could the next iteration of the Reds look like? We look at Trent and VVD on the public episode, but you can
S1 Ep49: Amorim, ten Hag, and Jilly Cooper
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! Manchester United finally sacked Erik ten Hag, so we discuss where it went wrong for him at Old Trafford, and what we think of United’s next coach Ruben Amorim. What has attracted the club to him? Who could benefit from his coaching, and who might struggle?Then it’s the Burn Book, with Christmas sandwiches, Puritanism around kids, and
S1 Ep48: Van de Ven, Big Ange, and Seth Cohen
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents, where this week we’re covering your questions, starting off with Tottenham. Are they actually good? Should we put more stock in their excellent stats, or in their Spursy performances? We look at Big Ange’s tactical shortcomings, the team’s pressing, and key transfer needs and targets for January.Then it’s the Burn Book, with decorative
S1 Ep47: Maresca, Palmer, and Don Draper
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re checking in on Chelsea after their statement win over Brighton. How have the Blues played so far, and what separates them from the top teams? Just how good is Cole Palmer? And what is the one thing Maresca needs to work on if he wants to succeed at Stamford Bridge?Then it’s the Burn Book, with main characters, spying on
S1 Ep46: Kompany, Raphinha, and Seneca the Younger
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're talking through the new Champions League format - what's good and what's bad. Then we get into the major European contenders for the competition, taking Real Madrid's left-side bias, Barcelona's weirdly incredible start, and the total mystery that is Kompany's Bayern.Then it's the Burn Book, with queueing in bar
S1 Ep45: Martinelli, Diallo, and Nicholas Sparks
Hello everyone, we’re back for another episode, and after swearing we wouldn’t do a preview, we did one. But while we naturally predict the PL winner - and disagree - we also talk through some more intriguing topics. Which top four team do we expect to disappoint us this season? Which mid-table player do we think is primed to become a superstar? And which Arsenal player is on his redemption tour?T
S1 Ep44: Yoro, Smith Rowe, and Jimmy Stewart
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of the Unseen Incidents podcast! This week we are successfully avoiding the usual Premier League preview and instead discussing our most loved and hated transfers of the summer. What are Chelsea actually trying to accomplish with their big moves, and how do these contradict their other business under Boehly/Eghbali? Can Fulham get younger and
S1 Ep43: Slot, Szoboszlai, and Alfred Hitchcock
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This time we’re previewing Liverpool, who face arguably the biggest change this off-season as they enter a post-Klopp world. We discuss how Arne Slot will set up, why he’s a good and bad fit for the Reds, and how he might use the players at his disposal - as well as the positions Liverpool need to target in the remainder of the window
S1 Ep42: Southgate, Yamal, and Connell from Normal People
The Unseen Incidents podcast is back after Pete’s honeymoon and we’re discussing the Euros so far. England fans are fuming at their side’s boring football, but what simple tweaks can Southgate make to improve the setup, and why are they still favoured to win the tournament? How have Spain surprised us? Are France even better than expected?Then we’ve got the Burn Book, with gold chains, toplessness
S1 Ep41: Sesko, Eze, and Keir Starmer
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we are discussing the transfer rumours already flying with 23/24 barely done. Benjamin Sesko has been linked with a £45m switch to Arsenal, but how might he improve on Gabriel Jesus, and what are the concerns in his numbers? Would Crysencio Summerville make sense for Liverpool, and what can we learn fr
S1 Ep40: Reus, McKenna, and Jean-Ralphio
Hello, it’s another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week Pete and Patrick look ahead to the Champions League final no-one can predict, between the champions of Spain and the fifth-best team in Germany. What hope is there for Dortmund? Then it’s Poch’s Chelsea exit. Why should the Blues be scared? What is the task for the next boss? And why might McKenna be a better bet than a safe pair of hands?
S1 Ep39: Don Carletto, Palmer, and Turtle from Entourage
What’s up everyone and welcome back to Unseen Incidents! With the end of the season almost within reach, we take a look back at 2023/24 to ask what we learned. We’ve got players we were wrong about, a Klopp retrospective, more Manchester United misery, and some appreciation for Carlo Ancelotti’s sweater vest.Then it’s the Burn Book, with biltong, VPNs (sponsor us), and sneakerhead pervert culture.
S1 Ep38: Garnacho, Isak, and A$AP Rocky
Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast! We took an extra week of holiday so Pete could get married, but now we’re back and answering your questions. This time, that means swapping clubs, as I set out to fix Manchester United and Pete tries to take Arsenal to the next level. We talk managers, tactics, and, of course, summer signings, as well as the state of Marcus Rashford, before w
S1 Ep37: Frenkie, Amadou, and Mike Israetel
Hey and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. We look ahead to the most important event of the season, Pete’s wedding, including his form as he heads into that key fixture with Jess. Then we turn to your questions, discussing some players who could fill holes at the Prem’s big six, including midfielders for Arsenal and Manchester United, and a forward for Tottenham. Then it’s the Burn Book
S1 Ep36: Kroos, Upamecano, and St Patrick
Hello and welcome back to Unseen Incidents, where this week we are taking on the draw for the UCL quarter-finals. The four best teams left in the competition are all on one side, but how do we see Arsenal-Bayern and City-Real Madrid playing out? And with the winner of Barcelona-PSG facing an easy semi, could one of them actually sneak a Champions League trophy?Then we’ve got the Burn Book, with “S
S1 Ep35: Xavi, Tuchel, Dexter and Emma
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we're following up our Liverpool episode with a look at Bayern Munich and Barcelona, who will also both be looking for new coaches this summer. How do Barca's finances affect their search? What do we make of Xavi’s work there? And, after disposing of Tuchel, where do Bayern go if they can't land Alonso? Then it's the Burn Bo
S1 Ep34: Mbappe, Rashford, and George Osborne
We’re back for another episode of the Unseen Incidents podcast, and this week we’re following up the Kylian Mbappe news with a discussion of his move to Real Madrid and PSG’s post-superstar prospects. How does this affect their squad-building? Are Osimhen, Rashford, or Leao good solutions? What does the next decade look like for the Parisiens?Then we’ve got the Burn Book, with side-sleeping, the s
S1 Ep33: Klopp, Alonso, and Captain Winters
Welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast! We’re a week late this time due to me having another baby but now I’m back to coparent our audience with Pete. We’re taking stock of the Liverpool situation, after Klopp announced his summer departure. What sort of squad has he been building? Why might Liverpool’s style be an issue long-term? And what do we think of the principal candidates for the job
S1 Ep32: Salah, Kudus, and James Joyce
Hello and welcome to the Unseen Incidents podcast, where this week we’re answering your questions! First up we have our predictions for the year ahead, including Premier League and Champions League winners, the coming summer’s headline transfers, and surprise teams on the up. Then we turn our attention to the Premier League midtable, and ask how high teams like West Ham, Brentford, and Brighton ca
S1 Ep31: Rice, Havertz, and Gary Lineker
Hello and welcome to the Unseen Incidents podcast, where this week we’re bringing forward our customary late-season Arsenal-bottling episode. The Gunners are on a run of 3 losses in 5, and have seen their title chances drop to almost zero in the betting markets. But how was the Villa loss different from the West Ham and Fulham ones? How can xG help us understand, and how is it lying? We dig into A
S1 Ep30: Good Pep, Bad Pep, and Issey Miyake
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. I’m now recovered from a life-threatening house move and Pete and I are finally taking a look at Manchester City, who might actually be in some sort of real crisis for the first time under Pep. What’s up with their squad-building? Is it just injuries, or tactics too? And what are their chances for major honours?Then it’s t
S1 Ep29: Watkins, Alonso, and Geralt of Rivia
Hello and welcome to the UI podcast, where this week we discuss three teams mixing it with the big boys this season. But how seriously should we take Girona and Bayer Leverkusen’s title challenges, and Aston Villa’s tilt at Champions League qualification?Then it’s the Burn Book, with portable gaming, organised fun, and positivity.For access to our bonus episodes, subscribe at Patreon.com/Patrickvs
S1 Ep28: Pedri, Vinicius, and the Hardest Geezer
Welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast, where this week we’re looking at the weirdly open Champions League field. City are the accepted favourites, but who is next? How good are Real Madrid really? What has Xavi actually done with Barcelona? And who are our dark horses for the competition?Then it’s the Burn Book, with the Smiths, black-tie weddings, and an idiot running through Africa.If you
S1 Ep27: Maddison, Odegaard, and DJ Jules
Right now we have a sale on annual memberships to Unseen Incidents! You can get 12 months for the price of 10 by heading to patreon.com/patrickvs and subscribing at the $6 level.On this week’s public episode of Unseen Incidents, we’re looking at the players underperforming and overperforming over the first quarter of the season. Both James Maddison and Anthony Gordon have been flying for sides now
S1 Ep26: Dyche, Cruyff, and Wayne Gretzky
Hello and welcome back to Unseen Incidents! It's international break time, so we're taking on your questions, starting with the biggest mistakes football fans make. What do supporters get wrong about corners, tactics, and pundits? Then we look at Everton, whose early season numbers are shockingly great. Are they totally safe? Then we've got the Burn Book, with fancy glasses, loud music in cars, an
S1 Ep25: Klopp, Diaz, and Super Mario
On this week’s episode of Unseen Incidents, we’re diving headfirst into the debate around Liverpool. Yes, they lost to Spurs, but plenty of people think a title challenge is a reasonable possibility for the Reds, and that they are back above Arsenal and Newcastle, but what suggests that’s right, and what are the red flags? We dig into the red cards, van Dijk, Salah, and the new midfielders to see
S1 Ep24: Sancho, Casemiro, and Patrick Swayze
Hello and welcome to Unseen Incidents, where this week we’re hitting the big red button and examining Manchester United’s crisis. What’s going on with them this season? What is ten Hag getting wrong? And how did they become the worst-run super club in the game?Then we’ve got the Burn Book, with The Lads, mega-clubs, and Dirty Dancing.If you don’t already, subscribe at Patreon.com/Patrickvs for acc
S1 Ep23: Doku, Fati, and the Menswear Guy
Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast, where this week we’ve accidentally produced a marathon episode, going through the Premier League’s top 8 sides and rating their transfer windows. We discuss why we hate Nunes and love Doku, Amrabat to United, Liverpool’s great midfield rebuild, and the mystery that is Brennan Johnson. Then we open the Burn Book, which features pints, cycling,
S1 Ep22: Poch, Caicedo, and Mickey Mouse
Hello and welcome back to Unseen Incidents, where this week we're diving into Chelsea (before their blowout win over Luton). What kind of squad has all their spending created? How does this team even fit together? What's still missing? We go into all this, plus our larger questions about Todd Boehly's attempt to disrupt the football landscape.Then it's on to the Burn Book, which this time out feat
S1 Ep21: Timber, Hojlund, and Jeremy Strong
Welcome back to Unseen Incidents! We’re back from hiatus and ready to dive into football again (reluctantly). And on the first episode of our second season, we’re looking ahead to the campaign to come in true hater fashion, taking a look at Spurs (surprisingly positive), Hojlund (surprisingly negative), Liverpool’s new-look midfield, and a bunch of other stuff which comes into our heads.Then we ha
S1 Ep20: Lukaku, Stones, and J Lo
Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. This week we’re talking Champions League, with the final largely considered a foregone conclusion. But do Manchester City have weaknesses? Is there anything about Inter which gives them a shot? And how have Lautaro and Lukaku been underrated this season?Then we've got the Burn Book, with tacos, hangovers in your 30s, and advancements in eye m
S1 Ep19: Casemiro, Odegaard, and Poochie
On this week’s episode of Unseen Incidents, we’re bringing you part 2 of our end of year awards, which features our (non-Haaland) POTY, the biggest pricks and funniest moments of the season, and the players who need to be sold this summer while their stock’s high. Then it’s onto the Burn Book, and airport beers, “y’all”, and gnocchi.If you’re not subscribed already, head over to Patreon.com/Patric
S1 Ep18: Update
Quick update on this week's episodes.
S1 Ep17: Richarlison, Ancelotti, and Kendall Roy
What’s up everyone and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast, where this week we’re looking back at the season in our own (bitchy) way, with our biggest surprises and disappointments of the season, plus the most overrated and underrated players and coaches. We’ve got Emery slander, Ancelotti praise, and we eat shit on Bournemouth, before we get into the Burn Book, which features fitness non
S1 Ep16: Zinchenko, Rodri, and Greta Thunberg
Hello and welcome to the Unseen Incidents podcast, where this week we're asking whether Arsenal are actually bottling the Premier League. Two draws against West Ham and Liverpool put Arteta's team in a difficult spot, but what did they get wrong in those games? How are they coping without Zinchenko and Saliba? How do you even beat Man City?Then we've got the Burn Book, with rudeness to service sta
S1 Ep15: Graham, Brendan, and Tom Hanks
Hello and welcome back to Unseen Incidents, where this week we’re returning to Graham Potter, who we covered in our very first episode, to see what went so wrong for him at Chelsea. Which players let him down? Was he unlucky? And how was Chelsea’s recruitment to blame? Then we ask the same questions about Brendan Rodgers, now ditched by Leicester with relegation looming. What happened to the smart
S1 Ep14: Rodgers, Bowen, and Tom Cruise
Hey everyone, and welcome to this week’s Unseen Incidents, which is finally plummeting into the bottom third of the Premier League to work out who’s getting relegated. With 12 games to go, almost half the division is embroiled in the battle, and we discuss the weirdness of West Ham and Leeds, the worrying signs at Leicester, and the ramshackle squads of Forest and Everton as the run-in approaches
S1 Ep13: Ten Hag, Rashford, and Rebel Wilson
Hey everyone, and welcome to this week’s Unseen Incidents, which is all about Manchester United. Two months of strong form has some fans pushing ten Hag’s side as title challengers, so we run the rule over their credentials, before taking a deeper dive into the improvements under the new coach, the difference Casemiro and Weghorst have made, and the resurgence of Rashford.Then it’s the Burn Book,
S1 Ep12: Sheikh Mansour, Guardiola, and Harry Potter
Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast, where this week we’re digging into the massive scandal around Manchester City’s finances. How is this different from their previous fights with UEFA? Should they even be fighting? Why is the Prem going after them now?Then we’ve got the Burn Book, with discussion of decluttering, tipping, and Hogwarts Legacy.Enjoy, thank you for the 5-star rev
S1 Ep11: Dyche, Antony Gordon, and Ryan Reynolds
What’s up everyone and welcome back to Unseen Incidents, where this week we’re looking at Everton, who by the time you listen will almost certainly have appointed Sean Dyche. We look at what the coach would bring, why Lampard failed, and what the future looks like for Everton versus teams like Palace and West Ham, before opening up the Burn Book, which features entries on Deadpooliness, Elden Ring
S1 Ep10: Mudryk, Joao Felix, and Colin Farrell
Welcome to episode 10 of Unseen Incidents, where we bring you a tour of the January transfer window. We've got Manchester United's striker hunt and longer-term plans, plus the wisdom of Arsenal's Mudryk move and why it may be time to stop "trusting the process". Then there's the Burn Book, this week featuring the space-edge advances in Guinness technology, animal people, and what makes Patrick cry
S1 Ep9: Saka, Guimaraes, and Porky Pig
It's episode 9 of Unseen Incidents, and this week we're reviewing our football highlights of the year: the best games, surprises, transfers, and players. As well as the obvious names, we've got time for looks at Arsenal, Newcastle, and Brentford, before the Burn Book takes us to our respective wheelhouses: Patrick and film Twitter snobbery, Pete and fancy alcohol.If you enjoyed the episode, why no
S1 Ep8: Messi, Hakimi, and Phil Tippett
Hello and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast, this week recorded between the World Cup semis and final for maximum irrelevance. Pete and Patrick discuss Argentina coming into form at just the right time, France’s surprisingly shaky performance against Morocco, and how the final could play out. Then we’ve got the Burn Book, which includes smug dweebs of all stripes and a film recommendati
S1 Ep7: Pulisic, de Bruyne, and Taco the Cat
On this week’s podcast we’re rounding up the World Cup so far. Which of our predictions were terrible (mine) and which were great (Pete’s)? What surprised us most? Then it’s on to our predictions for the knockouts and in-depth discussion of USA, Argentina, and England. We finish up with the Burn Book, which features food snobbery, Christmas, cats in bed, and money-saving tips from scumbags.Leave u
S1 Ep6: Pep, Kane, and Marty McFly
On this week’s episode of Unseen Incidents, we’re doing a half-season Premier League review. First we’ve got the title race. Is there one? Who is the favourite? How do the January window and the World Cup change the picture? Are Arsenal getting lucky? Then we grade the PL’s big 6 teams so far, before a leaf through the Burn Book, which this week features Venice, self-hype, camping, and time-travel
S1 Ep5: Southgate, Neymar, and Mariah Carey
Episode 5 of Unseen Incidents, and we are bringing you a preview of the World Cup No-One Cares About. Yes, we're closing in on the beginning of the quadrennial high point in the football calendar, and everyone's just listening to Taylor Swift like it doesn't even matter. So today we're trying to get you #hype with a discussion of England (from two non-England fans), our takes on the surprise packa
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