Wide Load
Wide Load is a podcast hosted by meme admin @depecheload and local btm beef stroganoff. They discuss fake headlines, queer pop culture, fatphobia, non-binary topics, music obsessions, and more. The show is aimed at bears, dolls, lesbians, t-boys, bisexuals, non-binary divas, culturally queer individuals, gay guys, and their admirers, with twinks welcome on a case-by-case basis.
Episodes
madonna in MY grindr?!! w/ Tsatsamis pt.2
tsatsamis is back for pt2 girls. talking madonna on grindr, homphobia from the grave, and the last time the internet was good and pure, bon appetite (they got what was coming for em). plus we dig deep on our influential artists and music, ranking lorde albums, the f*g lament slop that is bon iver, the greatest festival line up of all time, pinkpantheress, zara larsson, and depeche loads release fr
diary of a secret chaser w/ Tsatsamis pt.1
welcome to the pod ‘gay guys w glasses answer to robyn’ tsatsamis. the secret (bear) chaser tsatsamis tspills on his new mix tape, giant b*tt plugs, kim petras, parasocial relationships, and a super secret bear xxx (we had a little too much fun so come back new week for pt 2...)follow wide load on instagram, tiktok & twitterif you live for
"keir starmer has never watched a tiktok"
this week we ponder the nuances of an open gay guy wedding day, f*cking buildings and computers, cruising (of the jojo siwa and poop varieties), getting an ultrasound on ur b@lls and the social media ban… welcome to wide load! (unless ur kier starmer)
f**k ass bob discourse
beefs spills on a veryy special trip to the doctors office, depeche load has a lot to say about susan boyle’s bob and we revel in the first ever pod cig (hopecore) happy park pod x
gooning to rock music ???
this week we chat: gooning, kier starmer, james charles, and charli xcx's rock music... plus whatever else we felt like MWUAH xlove u allxoxodepeche load and beef stroganoff ps. sorry i fkd up the audio and didn’t record dl’s mic… so it sounds a little chopped love beef
agony UNCS, lena dunham and run club terror
Depeche Load and Beef Stroganoff, east Londons most iconic meme admin/bottom duo, are riding a high off having possibly the biggest (widest) fave revel ever. This week chatting: being adored by reply guys and Green Party canvassers alike, if girls needs a non-binary reboot, and why runners should just give it up already. PLUS your agony unc’s are handing out some objectively bad advice. enjoy x
TRADE REVEAL?!!
Is it the trade reveal of the century? depeche load and beef stroganoff are posting face on main cause we felt a little fierce… chatting all the wide load classics - clocking non binary tea, making sweeping generalisations about people’s sexuality and promoting fat supremacy, and no supermarket, MAFs star or gaycels are safe. the masks have been unceremoniously thrown in the bin never to be seen a
an*l is performance art w/ polari labs
wide load welcomes Polari Labs, the divas behind the ball catching every bottom’s attention on social media. Henry Blest (bottom), and Anna Vybornova (top), join DL and Beef for an education in all things anal. The duo some are calling the oppenheimer of anal are here to bring queer science to the forefront no straight men’s butts will be left untouched if they succeed. We chat microbial loads, ru
ur friends nudes...
Depeche load and Beef Stroganoff are back - asking do you fierce for lumberjacks? and is the bear face hot? Find out if DL showed Beef their n*des at the pub and if YOU should you be swapping n*des with your friends. PLUS we spill on being f*ggy kids, tucking at 10 years old, and why you shouldn’t be so quick to skip a they in your babies pronouns.follow wide load on instagram,
Charli XCX’s The Moment gave me a panic attack
This week DL and Beef went on field trips to the cinema to see much discussed Charlie xcx mockumentary, The Moment, and THE groundbreaking documentary on an*l s*x from Polari Labs. Breaking down how bringing anal to straight men could potentially solve world peace, we revisit the much discussed A-ball from episode one, and we talk some of your embarrassing bottoming stories. Then DL wakes up their
a doll between two bears: charli xcx, chasers and knowing your status w/ czechhunterschafer
Czech Hunter Schafer: 911 - Tiny coquettish doll (@czechhunterschafer) is admiring her perfectly fine eyebrows on the corner of Chaser Avenue and Passing Place when two big fat local gay bears (Depeche Load and Beef Stroganoff) put a mic into her hand and a mask onto her head to participate in this incredibly fierce and extremely gag episode of wide load. Worlds collide as dolls and bears unite to
a culturally queer valentines w*nk?!
love is in the air... to celebrate valentines day DepecheLoad and Beef chat queer love, addison rae's plan to tackle situationships AND give u relationship advice on the wide load love line...should you stay with your shit boyfriend for his FIERCE c*ck? did we ghost you on Grindr? What to do if the police catch you cruising? Being called daddy for the first time? OR the age old question: do you ha
victoria beckham threw the first ass at stonewall, twink traitors, 2016 and AI liza minnelli
gag it - DL and Beef are back for our 10th load! of course we’re chatting cutting edge queer news like…. the Beckham feud (??), rumination on 2016, and the holy trinity of personality traits for aged out twinks: Tom of Finland, AI Liza Minnelli, and The Traitors. TW: Clock, gag, boots, gloves, fierce, mug, de*pthroating (no teeth), and beef crying over Zac Polanski.follow wide load on instag
heated rivalry, Björk trade vs welsh trade, at the twink afters
Mama it's time for a life update with Beef Stroganoff and Depeche Load - talking Tyra Sanchez vs. RuPaul, Icelandic trade vs. Welsh trade, home town Grindr vs. cemetery cruising, Depeche Load vs. ozempic and Trisha Paytas vs. the world! grab your fiercest wig and save a DAFF from the twink afters - it's time for wide load xfollow wide load on instagram, tiktok & tw
year in review & ins/outs: fierce trade painting the thinkers at bon marche
Depeche Load and Beef Stroganoff are looking back on 2025 - the year of painting, non binary bear trade, gooning and maybe most importantly, FIERCE. Plus all of our ins/outs and predictions for 2026 - talking pegging scandals, huge moves for Oklou, and getting a little metrosexual with it. See you loaders in the new year x. follow wide load on instagram, tiktok & twitter if
cuckmas, festive fatphobia and furious w*nks
Depecheload and Beef Stroganoff are back and celebarting Cuckmas / Loadmas / Christ-mass gainer. The time of the year we get our fill of festive fatphobia, religious trauma and that one cousin you f*cking liveeee for. Put on some kylie minouge, have a w*nk in your childhood bedroom and widen your load.follow wide load on instagram, tiktok & twitter if you live for the pod you can don
bottoming causes adhd?! fka twigs presexua and straight girl's bear boyfriends ft. LYNKS
depeche load and beef stroganoff have put aside their twink hate to welcome south east london’s answer to gay pop and jojo siwa - Lynks . chatting, does bottoming causes adhd? fka twigs, presexua, furries, and reclaiming the f slur. enjoy xfollow wide load on instagram & twitter if you like the pod you can donate to wide woad follow @Lynkslynkslynksstream I Didn’t Come Here For Artticket
notes on hate
Are haters essential to the culture? Depeche Load and Beef Stroganoff look hate right in the eye in an entirely unserious dissection of what it means to be a hater, why we love it, and why it's just not that deep divas! Instagram ❤️
"shut up f*ggots" - Lily Allen
Oklou came to London, but was it gag enough? DL and Beef investigate. We’ve got the DL News, Lily Allen hot takes, non binary analytics, and a GLUT of foreskin on lettercoxd.
ya ya ya halloween
Put your paws up - it’s time for the spook load.The clown from IT is changing genders, we’re gagging on horror hogs, Beef’s got a secret insta and DL does NOT want to see chopped straight guys at the halloween party. Beware the the full moon, you might just turn mega binary
george sanTOES, zack polanski & 100,000 f*gs
wide load presents: The DL News BulletinTop story tonight - Is George Santos the embodiment of fierce is fierce? And wide load gets exclusive access to the Green Party sniffies group. Plus we’ve got your weather report for the week ahead. Keep it gapey, Depecheload and Beef x
twink civil war vs. the douche slide
The twinks are at war with one another, the Sophie slide is broken and AI bears are taking over. Pls say the rapture's still running…
pink eye from the gay guy
Depecheload and Beef break the news on JK Rowling, chat pink eye from the gay guy, fracking, finding queer community and sickening c*ck. Fierce is fierce x
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