Emergency Intercom
Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast hosted by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. Despite its name, there is no actual emergency, but the hosts have an intense need for attention. The show features humorous discussions and banter, with a warning that listeners won't want to miss out.
Episodes
You are deserving
The SF show is tonight!!! Tickets at: https://www.stubhub.com/emergency-intercom-san-francisco-tickets-10-9-2026/event/161720726/?backUrl=%2Femergency-intercom-tickets%2Fperformer%2F150217658&lt=34.068654413507744&lg=-118.43593898966522 You are deserving, you are capable https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merc
The gay test
Drew took the gay test and he passed (or failed depending in your perspective..) San Francisco October 9th tickets: https://www.stubhub.com/emergency-intercom-san-francisco-tickets-10-9-2026/event/161720726/?backUrl=%2Femergency-intercom-tickets%2Fperformer%2F150217658&lt=34.068654413507744&lg=-118.43593898966522 https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes
Greek yogurt is discharge
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Josiah just cant stop prank calling
Drew and Enya's neighbors yelled at them which is not cool because Drew is a minor https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch dropsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Beyoncé looking at Jay Z’s phone
This is your number 1 pop culture podcast! https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch dropsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who's the girl and who's the boy
Enya dives into theories about The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and Drew reckons with the fact that he is gay https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch dropsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
SAVE THE BEARS FROM OZEMPIC
Drew comes out as a bear lover San Diego 10/1 Balboa Theatre, San Diego, CA Ticket Link: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0A0064F605D2E4B4 (https://urldefense.com/v3/__https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0A0064F605D2E4B4__;!!F_iz1QV3Gc5jkBg!V2RlmogBUunDpATgSlK_Hnkg25n8zGdYqCo750TDZ8q60d9J-datKADXYb32fI5ZcdrzfgGSjFdrgzdWlm4g-75h2ylrN132$) San Francisco 10/9 The Castro Theatre, San Francisco
My presence is a curse (w/ Tanner Devore)
Tanner joins us to discuss bumpin denim and straight people (aka the male loneliness epidemic) Follow Tanner on ig: @tannertan36 and listen to his podcast Tangent With Tanner!! https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drew is gay
Drew is gaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When Tea Williams
Drew is finally ready to talk about When Tea Williams and Enya discusses her dead wife energy Also Galaxy Brain is out now on Netflix!!! Watch it here: https://www.netflix.com/title/82148356 https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch dropsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Playing spin the bottle with Mary Beth Barone
https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, ad free episodes and early access to merch drops Mary Beth Barone joins us to discuss Zohran Mamdani, literacy on Love Island and working with Ky on her new Netflix comedy special Galaxy Brain is out July 28 on Netflix!!! Follow Mary Beth at @marybethbarone on igSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
They feed us poison to sell us the cure
Let me not forget my big hat https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Family dymanics w/ Josiah
Odiously we're joined by Josiah to discuss his solo career, family dymanics and his dreams coming to fructition Stream Josiah's single: https://open.spotify.com/track/4PYs8qD6tLUGKP6B27Fij1?si=7151a79386f4482a https://music.apple.com/us/song/deep-end/6780900904 https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's loboto
We need to take back the word based
Enya unlocks some empathy for men in this episode but not too much https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jojo Siwa cruise
We are finally back in the studio to discuss the Jojo Siwa cruise https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When in Rome
When in Drew https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bonnie Drew
Bonnie Drew https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Underthinking lets talk about it
Fight the urge to for introspection and start underthinkingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
fArt is fashion
Heidi Klum's contacts at the met gala lets talk about it Buy tickets to our show on May 9th Tomorrow LA: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0900642D9B8881D7 https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ticketmaster trade
Buy tickets to our show on May 9th in LA: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0900642D9B8881D7 Boobyala, Titz, Gay, Cumming these are all real places on the mapSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
iPhone face
Something shifted.. https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Josiah we need to be friends
Josiah. we need to be friends period hands down everything https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oh I didn't know I was in the Olympics I'm sorry
Drew is the only one who hasn't lost his whimsy https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Beauty standards episode
Its time to talk about beauty standards because no one else will https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let your queeriosity shine!!!
You're bi https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Finally another straight guy w/ Dylan Redford and Harrison Fishman
Somehow we got to chat with Harrison Fishman and Dylan Redford about their masterpiece Neighbors Let’s all go scream at our neighbors for fun @dredford_ @harrisonfishmanSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The London look
Enya drank everyday for a week and got in a fist fight with a white woman and Drew likes throwing up nowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Adderall induced psychosis w/ Eli
Eli joins us to talk about her alien animatronic, dming Addison Rae a bunch, her one women show, and upcoming tour Instagram: @journalofadoll https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You're allowed to smile and be happy you know that right
Drew got high and started asking questions Official Emergency Intercom plushies are out NOW All proceeds go to PCRF and This Is About Humanity Get them at http://emergencyinter.com join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotom https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercomSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bush reveal
Plushies drop tomorrow at 12pm pst - all proceeds are being split between pcrf and this is about humanity http://emergencyinter.com Enya’s does a reveal of her big bush and something very bad happened to Drew in the gym bathroomSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All roads lead to this moment w/ Veronika Slowikowska
Live from your mom its emergency intercom Follow Veronika @veronika_iscool https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drew was supposed to be in The Moment
We discuss the Grammys and Drew has been crying more now that he is crying more he has noticed that he wasn't crying as much beforeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All cops are bottoms
Drew wants to be the first ethical bottom billionaireSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Be who you are
Ky and Drew went to another gay bar. They are both straight though https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drew watches vertical content
Drew spent money on a veritcal tv show about a 15 year old doctor https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drew kissed Ky
Serious ass episode. Drew and Enya tackle the opiate epidemic, manufactured consent, the gig economy weaponized by late stage exo-capitalism and Ky and Drew kissing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2018 was 4 years ago
Marty Supreme is a boy movie and Enya will never watch it https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pickle Rick
Enya’s purpose is to smoke weed and Josiah keeps telling people he worked at a popcorn factory https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Body count reveal w/ Owen
Owen joins us to talk about body counts and bond with Enya over their shared love of musicals Owen's ig: @owenthiele https://www.instagram.com/owenthiele/?hl=en https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Enya's old box
Enya talks about her box, Drew's car got impounded, Ky is silent. Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercomSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
the end
https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Drew and ky are doing comedy sets soon. Enya got banned from a dating app and the road trip ends horribly lolSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Free sloppy at 7/11
Enya thinks people need to stop admitting to crimes on Tiktok, and Drew was horribly embarrassed twice this weekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let us pray w/ Violet
https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Violet joins us to pray for Ky and teach us that technology and nature can coexist Follow Violet @viioletelizabethSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Churning butter and pre glazed
Enya might be the last pure woman and Drew won’t shut up about his new phoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Saturday sunday
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1000 burger challenge
Sending your friend 1000 memes is the new facebook poke, and drew got his blood test results backSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drew was at Charli xcx's wedding
Drew got hate crimed on an island and Enya reminisces about 4th gradeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I love new york
New York farting weekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cryptic pregnancy
No one dances anymore.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
the rapture
The rapture happened yesterday but that wont have any effect on views for this episode because we are all going to hellSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This was filmed at 2am sorry
Everyone feels the exact same, some are just better equipped to handle it with the brain chemistry they are givenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drunk episode
We drank and did hella drugs for this episodeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
our vulnerability is our superpower
Men not being on camera is a turn on to Enya and Drew hooked up with someone in an insane asylumSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Faith over fear
Drew is the last gay guy on the planet to find out about lattes, Enya broke sobriety with Ozempic and Ky messed up badlySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Enya went to a psychic
Enya would love to die. Period.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
our neighbors hate us
Enya got mogged and drew doesn't believe in celiacs. Ky brought a bunch of weird stuff to the studioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
ky is drews hag
Enya thinks Drew has the vibe of someone who killed someone last night and ky is drews hagSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
the scarlet letter but with guys
Drew's doctor is trying to hit, ky and enya went home together... and our house is hauntedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
suffering is inevitable
https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Drew and enya went to the high school musical high school then came back to la and got crossfadedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
gay guy hit by lightning
Drew got hit by lightning and it turned him straight. Enya got a wall e chair that has an ipad and a toilet attached to it so she can watch the secret lives of mormon housewives without having to get up to cr*p or eatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
pride episode
Enya totaled her car and Drew lives in alternate realities that don't exist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
enya passed away
Enya died and Drew comes out to his mom Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/EMERGENCY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek.*Restrictions apply. Max $25 discount Sign up for your $1-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/intercom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2015 was 6 years ago
Madeline is back to talk about how disturbing it was growing up with Drew. you're bi Start selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
you're bi
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Arby's squirrel nuggets
Drew teaches enya what Italian brain rot is, enya moved back to la and ky is an office bottom Cancel your unwanted subscriptions at https://RocketMoney.com/INTERCOM. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor. Start selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Enya moved to Miami
Enya moved to Miami. Why would we lie? Drew got hit on at a club and Ky finally got asked to be a third Go to https://HelloFresh.com/INTERCOM10FM to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life! Start selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom Go to https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.S
Country girls make due
Someone told Enya that she curses too much, Drew has body teasmorphia and ky opened the stink portal in the studio Go to https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/EMERGENCY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $25 discount Start sel
our polyamorous relationship w/ Ky pt. 2
Ky is in his office siren arc His cute sweater and toned body tells a story Get into it Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. at https://liquidiv.com and use code EMERGENCY at checkout. Start selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
stink portal
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episode one hundred and eighty six
Apple ringtones are silly, Cris angel is a Mindfreak and how to turn cookies to gold!!Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/EMERGENCY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply.Max $25 discountUpgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom.Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at h
Things are changing
literally, nothing is changing. Just wanted to scare you. Welcome back. Have fun. Enjoy. See you next week.Get 365-day returns and free shipping on your order at https://quince.com/intercom.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions at https://RocketMoney.com/INTERCOM.Get 20% off sitewide and a free travel case and countertop stand at https://getquip.com/intercom.Upgrade your selling today and sign up for
Best of emergency intercom episodes 1-10
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everything is falling apart
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happy valin times day
enya didnt know how sports worked until last year and drew will never date someone because he is scared of enya getting jealousUpgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom.Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://zocdoc.com/intercom.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster at https://roc
alright listen up gay people
enya gives 50+ swingers a pass and drew got scammed in multiple ways this week which is especially bad because he’s in his luteal phase Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://zocdoc.com/intercom.Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom.Get 20% off sitewide and a free travel case and countertop stand at https://ge
meet our interns w/ Quen and Larray
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HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
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we fired ky
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Hello it’s Alex Consani (DOONGA DOONGA DOONGA)
sorry for the delay!! had to focus on being safe and making sure people we love are safe! we have been spending the past week helping friends but are also making sure that we give to the community that has given us a home in la for 8 years! here are some donation links and in person drop off spots we have used. hoping everyone stays safe https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ew7vuYzTUA7vkDjjEWQk
Last episode for a while… sorry
Enya is going back to being a closeted misandrist and drew comes out as having a crushAlso this isn’t the last episode for a while I just wanted to see if anyone reads the description Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
