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WarHams: A Chaos Odyssey

WarHams: A Chaos Odyssey

Narrative Declaration 9 Episodes Jun 28, 2020

Four Chaos Space Marines and one terrified Guardsman are aboard a cursed ship hurtling across the galaxy in this Warhammer 40,000 actual-play TTRPG campaign using the Black Crusade system. The podcast is hilarious, grimdark, and utterly unhinged, exploring which Chaos God the Guardsman will ultimately choose and who will prevail in the end.

Episodes

WarHams – Ep. 1 – Meat Place Alpha
WarHams – Ep. 1 – Meat Place Alpha Jun 28, 2020 10891 A Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the
WarHams – Ep. 2 – The Divine Lords
WarHams – Ep. 2 – The Divine Lords Jul 13, 2020 11160 Belba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" — Fervor, Science, and War — have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday end
WarHams – Ep. 3 – Ratling Extravaganza
WarHams – Ep. 3 – Ratling Extravaganza Aug 4, 2020 10762 Insurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and
WarHams – Ep. 4 – Septic Maintenance
WarHams – Ep. 4 – Septic Maintenance Aug 17, 2020 10511 Warp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental — a warp-touched sewer horror — and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septi
WarHams – Ep. 5 – Roll Medicae on a Wall
WarHams – Ep. 5 – Roll Medicae on a Wall Aug 27, 2020 10158 Fathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall — and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a D
WarHams – Ep. 6 – The Song Halls
WarHams – Ep. 6 – The Song Halls Sep 17, 2020 10601 The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered
WarHams – Ep. 7 – Tax Day
WarHams – Ep. 7 – Tax Day Sep 26, 2020 10821 Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room — barely — and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves.Website: https://www.narrativedecla
WarHams – Ep. 8 – Times Are Great
WarHams – Ep. 8 – Times Are Great Oct 10, 2020 10309 Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater — and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps po
WarHams – Ep. 9 – Black Stone
WarHams – Ep. 9 – Black Stone Oct 25, 2020 10234 A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first — he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory
WarHams – Ep. 10 – The Cursed Episode
WarHams – Ep. 10 – The Cursed Episode Nov 8, 2020 10060 A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor — and he wants his legs back.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com S
WarHams – Ep. 11 – ATTENTION CITIZENS!
WarHams – Ep. 11 – ATTENTION CITIZENS! Nov 22, 2020 10651 De Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary — bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen
WarHams – Ep. 12 – Pi Hard
WarHams – Ep. 12 – Pi Hard Dec 6, 2020 9820 The crew wakes up in cells. No weapons, no warrant of trade, no proof anyone is who they say they are — and the warden wants his family jewels back. Reeb befriends an ogryn who turns people into jam, Pi Brain crawls through the vents with a shank made of ductwork, and Ro Hector finally talks: de Fuckerby pulled xenos shards from the pyramid and hasn't been right since. Then Pi seizes the

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