Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos
Chris Distefano hosts a comedy podcast where he shares his thoughts on life, current events, and personal stories. The show features his signature humor and often includes interactions with fans. Listeners can expect a mix of stand-up comedy bits and casual conversations.
Episodes
The BIGGEST ANXIETIES of Being a Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chris is back in the Chaos Bus talking about everything from parenting anxiety and possibly starting anxiety medication to why he may never buy another house again.
He also breaks down his upcoming Ireland trip, airline disasters, New Balance drama, physical therapy, Colombia bachelor party stories, bringing back Hey Babe, parenting in the age of smartphones
Is Philly The MOST DISGUSTING City In America?! w/ Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Chrissy Chaos
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Chris is back on the road with Mike Cannon, recording from Philadelphia after one of the wildest weekends they've had in a while. The guys talk about everything from bizarre street encounters and parenting to UFC fighters, prison stories, World Cup fever, comedy disasters, and why Philly might be the craziest city in America.
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Damian Priest Opens Up About WWE, Fame & Life on the Road
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WWE Superstar Damian Priest joins Chrissy Chaos live from the trunk
outside Yankee Stadium for one of the wildest episodes yet.
Chris and Damian talk about making it later in life, growing up in the
Bronx, life inside WWE, Madison Square Garden, dealing with fans,
staying healthy on the road, wrestling injuries, hair extensions,
tattoos, and why success does
Chrissy D's Wedding Recap w/ JAZ and TAMPA TONY
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Fresh off the wedding, Chris sits down with Tampa Tony for one of their funniest and most honest conversations yet. They talk about married life, forgotten wedding rings, gambling addiction, buying too much house, Queens vs. Long Island, family, and why less might actually be more.
Plus, Tampa Tony delivers classic one-liners, Chris reveals the wedding gift
Is Chris Getting Cold Feet 48 Hours Before Wedding?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chris is just 48 hours away from his wedding and the panic is officially setting in. Broadcasting from the trunk of his car in Forest Hills, Chris talks wedding stress, cold feet, money problems, moving regrets, and why he may have made life way harder than it needed to be.
Joined by friends and surprise guests, the crew debates marriage, mortgages, Father's
Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon Celebrate Knicks Championship By Getting Rocked Off Eddys
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Mike Cannon returns to Chrissy Chaos for one of the most old-school episodes we've done in years. Live from the Chaos Bus in Nyack, NY, Chris and Mike talk about the Knicks championship, fatherhood, marriage, growing older, the end of the original Chrissy Chaos era, and why they're still frien
Eric D’Alessandro Gets Real About Fatherhood, Comedy & Family Pressure | Chrissy Chaos
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Comedian Eric D’Alessandro joins Chrissy Chaos for a hilarious conversation from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx. The guys dive into anxiety, fatherhood, marriage, stand-up comedy, social media fame, growing up Catholic, and why so many comedians are frustrated with the changing entertainment landscape.
Eric opens up about raising two young kids, balancing family
Little Mo Got Locked in a Mental Hospital for 45 Days | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Little Mo returns to the Chaos Bus and immediately delivers one of the wildest episodes yet. From getting mistaken for a Yankees insider to becoming a Bills Mafia legend, nothing is off limits.
Mo opens up about his bipolar diagnosis, the mental hospital stay that changed his life, gambling addiction, hypochondria, and the moments that nearly sent his life of
Do More People Know Subway Takes Khareem Rahma Than Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Kareem Rahma joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the most chaotic episodes yet. Chris and Kareem talk Subway Takes, New York City, getting recognized on the street, internet discourse, comedy, the Knicks, aliens, phone addiction, food, and what happens when a full second podcast breaks out in the middle of Chrissy Chaos.
Plus, Chris gives Karee
Mark Normand on Fatherhood, Comedy Burnout & Why the Suburbs SUCK | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chris Distefano is joined by Mark Normand LIVE from the Chaos Bus in
Brooklyn for one of the most honest comedy conversations yet.
Mark talks about becoming a dad, chasing success in stand-up, burnout
from the constant grind of podcasts and social media, the loneliness of
comedy, moving to the suburbs, Netflix Is A Joke, crowd work culture,
aliens, peptides,
Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups.
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Sam Morril Wonders if Chris Is Actually Jewish | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Comedian Sam Morril jumps into the Chaos Bus with Chris Distefano for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. The guys talk Knicks playoff madness, bombing in front of baseball legends at the Rawlings Gold Glove Awards, awkward run-ins with Jerry Seinfeld, comedy horror stories, New York City, parenting, relationships, and why every comedian eventual
Chris And Jaz Go To WAR Over Garage Doors
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Chrissy is recording straight out of his trunk, running on no sleep after a brutal night with a sick dog, dealing with garage door drama, and somehow still trying to hold it together for a podcast.
Jaz joins as the first official Chaos Bus guest, things immediately spiral, and we somehow end up doing physical therapy in the back of the car.
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New York Stories, Old School Parenting, and Marriage Advice w/ Nick Turturro
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Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City.
This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits.
We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner t
Getting Roasted for Not Knowing Basic Life Skills | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmin’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life.
The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushe
What The Hell Is a DOG COMMUNICATOR?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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We’re BACK on video…
In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris explains why he HAD to bring video back (hint: it involves a house, a wedding, and a LOT of money). Meanwhile, Josephine the dog completely takes over the studio, Vito is barely surviving with duct-taped equipment, and the Reverse Advice Hotline returns with some of the most unhinged callers yet.
Reverse Advice Hotline Got Out of Control | Chris Disefano is Chrissy Chaos
Chrissy is spiraling… and this episode proves it.
From breaking down a massive financial mistake with his house to debating testosterone therapy, Chrissy Chaos gets REAL in this audio-only episode. But instead of giving advice… he flips the script.
📞 Introducing the Reverse Advice Hotline — where fans give HIM advice.
And let’s just say… it gets chaotic fast.
We’ve got:
A brutally h
I Ran From a Fox… It Was a Squirrel
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Chris is back with another chaotic episode — and this one has everything.
We’re going audio only (deal with it), calling fans for advice instead of giving it, and trying to figure out if Chris is even capable of owning a Siberian Husky. Things spiral fast when a “fox sighting” turns into a full sprint from… a squirrel.
Chris calls dog trainer Justin Silver for real advice,
From NYC to Suburbs… Big Mistake?! | Chrissy Chaos Is BACK… And Chris Is Losing It
Chrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only.
Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life.
From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies —
IRANIAN HOSTAGE CRISIS: Revolution, Diplomacy & a Hollywood Rescue
In 1979, Iranian revolutionaries stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran and took 52 Americans hostage, sparking a 444-day international crisis. Caught between shifting politics and fierce anti-American sentiment, the hostages endured beatings, mock executions, and months of isolation. Meanwhile, the world watched as President Jimmy Carter struggled to negotiate their release amid rising tensions and o
The Roaring 20s’ Dark Side: Crime, Chaos & Prohibition’s Fallout
WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT PROHIBITION, THE CRAZY ERA WHEN ALCOHOL WAS BANNED IN AMERICA! From the roaring twenties to speakeasies hidden behind secret doors, Prohibition turned ordinary Americans into bootleggers, gangsters, and undercover cops. We dive into how this bold social experiment was supposed to stop crime and improve health, but instead, it sparked a wild rise in organized crime
Chernobyl’s Nuclear Nightmare: Chaos, Cover-Ups, and Courage
WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE CHERNOBYL EXPLOSION, ONE OF THE MOST CATASTROPHIC NUCLEAR DISASTERS IN HISTORY. In this episode of Christories, we dive deep into the events leading up to the explosion, revealing how human error and flawed design combined to create a deadly accident. Discover the harrowing immediate aftermath and the long-term environmental and health impacts that still resonat
The HAUNTING Lies of Salem Witch Trials
WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS. In this chilling episode of Christories, we uncover the truth behind one of the darkest chapters in American colonial history. Forget what you’ve heard about witches being burned—this story is even more haunting. We explore how fear, superstition, and power dynamics led to the wrongful execution of 19 people, mostly women. You’ll learn who wa
The Founding Father’s Secrets: What You DIDN’T KNOW About George Washington
WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON, THE MYTH, THE MAN, AND THE MESSY TRUTH. He’s on the dollar bill, praised as the father of our country, but how well do we really know him? In this episode of Christories, we dig into the real George Washington: war hero, enslaver, and symbol of a young nation’s contradictions. From his violent campaigns against Native Americans to the legendary (b
The SHOCKING Truth about WATERGATE - Chrissy Chaos Presents - Christories History Lessons - ep 42
TODAY WE’RE LEARNING ABOUT WATERGATE!! This isn’t just a break-in story! it’s the scandal that shook Nixon’s presidency and forever changed American politics. In this episode of Christories, we explore how a botched burglary at the Democratic National Committee headquarters led to a tangled web of lies, coverups, and one historic resignation of President Richard Nixon. We meet Martha Mitchell, the
The Depressing Truth about THE BERLIN WALL- Chrissy Chaos Presents - Christories History Lessons - ep 41
TODAY WE’RE LEARNING ABOUT THE BERLIN WALL, cute Germany!! 🙆🏼♂️ We’re tearing down walls, literally! In this episode of Christories, we dive into the Cold War drama that split Berlin in two, turning neighbors into strangers and the city into a tense playground for the U.S., USSR, and their global squad. The Berlin Wall was built overnight in 1961 to keep East Germans in and capitalist vibes out.
Chrissy Chaos Presents - Christories: The Dark Truth Behind Shirley Temple
Before she became America’s sweetheart, Shirley Temple was a 3-year-old with bouncing curls and unexpected sass, making her screen debut in a risqué pre-Code short that would be unthinkable by today’s standards! By age 6, she was Hollywood’s top box office draw, charming Depression-era audiences with tap numbers, dimples, and her iconic dance with Bill “Bojangles” Robinson—the first interracial da
The Horrifying Truth About the Spanish Inquisition - Christories | History Lessons - ep 39
THIS WEEK CHRIS IS TALKING ABOUT THE SPANISH INQUISITION! The Spanish Inquisition was one of history’s most infamous religious crackdowns, kicking off in 1478 under Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand. Its original goal? To root out heresy and enforce Catholic orthodoxy, but it quickly turned into a powerful tool for social and political control. Jews, Muslims, converted Christians (called converso
They Showed Up 53 Minutes Late... and Still Wanted Front Row?!
Chrissy Capitals in Albany this week at The Egg. Working out material and messing with a mother and her daughter that must've forgotten what time the show started. We had fun, BABE!
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What You Should NEVER Say About the Pope (I Learned the Hard Way)
This week I'm Chrissy Connecticut! I performed at the College Street Music Hall and thanks to a FULL ZERO bomb on my radio call in, Donna told my Mom what I said about the Pope. Love you Mom!
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I Went To My First Daddy Daughter Dance
This week my therapy session got canceled and I aired it out on stage! Daddy Daughter dance got messy, and I came home to a sniper in the kitchen. Thanks for watching! Please like and subscribe. It helps a lot!
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What a Real Night of Comedy Looks Like Featuring Josh Johnson
What's up baby gorgeous! Tonight follow me around NYC as I work on some new material and take the stage with the great Josh Johnson!
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I Was Booked for a College Arena... Then Everything Got Weird
This week's material brought me as far away from my family as I could possible be in the continental united states. I'm talkin' about Pullman Washington, BABY GORGEOUS! I performed for family night at Washington State University and it would've been great if I had told people about it, but what can you do. I'm looking at it as an arena half full type situation. Positive Energy!!! Chrissy Brody Ste
I Did Stand-Up in an Abandoned Grocery Store
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The Chaos Behind My Hulu Special
This week I give you a look behind the curtain of my Comedy Special taping for Hulu at the legendary Tarrytown Music Hall. We recorded it a year ago so, Mom if you're watching I'm sorry for cursing. Thank you guys so much for watching every week! Like, subscribe, and tell a friend! It really helps a lot.
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Chris Distefano Does Clean Comedy
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Chris and Tampa Tony Roast LIVE on Stage
This week's Chaos is live from Florida! It's only right that Tampa Tony came on stage and said some WILD STUFF!!!
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Iranians Are The Puerto Ricans of the Sand
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How to Avoid Homeless Poop in San Francisco
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From waking up during a colonoscopy to dodging sketchy San Francisco street moments, this set has it all. Chris navigates a ridiculous doctor’s call, questions why anyone still lives in Albany, and drops some hilarious truths about traveling across America for his tour. Plus, he breaks down San Francisco’s wild energy, NBA-level man butts, and why the city's stre
Are Russians The New Puerto Ricans?! | Ft Colin Quinn, Mike Birbiglia | Chris Distefano is Chaos
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BABES we got a BRAND NEW format for you, Chris was ready to quit this podcast again but instead said forget that, I’m just gonna have the boys follow me around with a camera and try to do a hybrid podcast that mixes standup and poddy woddy. In this Friday night in New York, Chris talks to Colin Quinn and Mike Birbiglia, breaks into a legitimate film set being dire
Chrissy Is Doing This One for The Algo w/ Andrew Callaghan
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Chris Reveals The Backstory On How His Proposal to Jaz Went
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Chris shares the emotional yet hilarious details of how he proposed, from debating marriage while watching Lioness to nervously hiding the ring in
What Movie Did Chris Get SCREWED Out Of?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chris Distefano kicks this one off with a Super Bowl fever dream—congratulating both the Eagles and the Chiefs because, why not? Then it’s Hollywood nonsense, botched house hunting, and the insane idea of getting married at Madison Square Garden. September 11, 2025—be there. ChrisDComedy.com
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Chris is Doing MSG?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos ft. Don Dipetta
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Check out this latest episode of Chrissy Chaos featuring Chris Distefano, Sad Don, and special guests from Rawlings! Chris unboxes his custom Gold Glove live on the pod and drops TWO huge announcements—his Hulu special premiering February 21st and his Madison Square Garden show on 9/11/25! Plus, Don reflects on the entertainment industry, hilarious subway chaos,
Chris Tells Sonya Deville He's Basically a Lesbian
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WWE superstar Sonya Deville joins Chrissy Chaos for a wild, unfiltered conversation about life in the ring, the Royal Rumble, and stepping into the spotlight without Vince McMahon. They dive into Sonya’s marriage, step-parenting, and the chaos of balancing WWE and real life. Chrissy jokes about basically being a lesbian, grappling fears, and why he wants cauliflo
Adam Rowe’s Lazy Eye Is Stronger Than Your Dad’s Legs
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In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chrissy dives into the wild world of British accents with Liverpool’s funniest export, Adam Rowe. They break down how UK accents change drastically between cities, why Liverpool hates being called "English," and the bizarre cultural quirks that make Brits so different from Americans. Adam also shares stories about drinking Guinne
We Ask Another Brit Who The Hell Robbie Williams Is w/ Russell Howard
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The British Invasion continues! 🇬🇧 Chrissy sits down with UK comedy legend Russell Howard to figure out WHO the heck Robbie Williams is, why British people don’t have peanut allergies, and why Chris might be a German lesbian. 😂 Buckle up for chaos, culture clashes, and nonstop laughs!
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Who The F Is Robbie Williams?! w/ Romesh Ranganathan | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 201
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Romesh Ranganathan comes by and tells us who Robbie Williams is, full backstory and Chris realizes his dream is to be Robbie Williams big in the UK. Chris lets Romesh in on how truly chaotic his life is and how much of a disaster his day to day can be because he's Chrissy Chaos and every episode needs to showcase that the kid is nuts.
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SteveWillDoIt Stops By, Did Chrissy Bomb on Rogan AGAIN?!? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chrissy Contemplates if he bombed on Rogan as the episode FINALLY (we hope) comes out today, he's joined by SteveWillDoIt for a minue who gifts the featured comic on Chris' Miami show a FAT WADDA CASH , then Chris relfects on 2024, says some thank yous and looks forward to a big year ahead.
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Chris Is Moving BACK to Staten Island?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chris has a mental breakdown contemplating a move back to Staten Island,
questions if he's an alcoholic because he's had a sip of wine everyday
for a month, tries to buy Producer John out of their Superbowl bet, and
over the course of the episode you'll see Chrissy get hammered off of
two glasses of wine. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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Chrissy vs All The Haters in His Comments | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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2 weeks ago Chris recorded an episode that legit almost took down the podcast with how much you pigs hated it, well he is starting this one off HOTTTTT and out for blood going off on all of you who hated on him!! We also update the Bills offer for John, Chris talks meeting Cobra Kai bros and we just have a good old time on the podcast. Cool?
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Joe DeRosa Thinks New York City is DEAD!!! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
Joe DeRosa comes by to tell us why he hates New York City, how the
landlords should just give us homes for free because we are piggies
waiting to be fed, talks about HOTTTYYYY Luigi, and a whole bunch of
other stuff. He's also kind of hungover which makes for an interesting
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Chris Mukbangs a Wisconsin Pancake House | Ep. 197 | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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recorded live in a Wisconsin pancake house, chaos and comedy collide! 🍴 From unexpected menu surprises to hilarious anecdotes about life, family, and food culture, Chris serves up his signature unfiltered humor alongside a stack of laughs. Plus, the crew dives into topics like comedy club meals, airport run-ins, and why everyone needs pancakes for the table.
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Chris is Becoming a Fighter | Ep. 196
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Chris learns all about Joshua Block aka "World of T-Shirts", he vents about paying people based on percentages, updates the amount of bowel movements tampa tony has made in the new american regime, tries to figure out what to do with Chrissy Chaos and then we ask Chris to go over in detail all of his different phases and fads.
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Chris Is Trying To Find CORN In Salt Lake City | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chris recorded this podcast from a gym in Salt Lake City because his life is spiraling out of control and it's the best he could do. He drank too much coffee, talked about his desperate attempt to find the corn of the dark arts that is banned in mormon town SLC, fixated on his own hair and then just went off on tangents. Chrissy put the chaos back on big time for
JB Smoove Talks Real Life Curb Your Enthusiasm Moments | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chris and JB Smoove dive into stories about doing commercials with Carmelo Anthony, their best (and worst) bald icons, and JB’s unconventional journey from comedy clubs to Curb Your Enthusiasm. JB dishes out wisdom on staying positive, his vegan lifestyle, and the art of bringing big energy to every room. Plus, Chris and JB make a pact to go vegan until Christmas
Who Is Tampa Tony Voting For Today?! | Election Special | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
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Chris and Tony talk about the Yankees, Chris' dad makes a shocking revelation about who he's voting for, they have some laughs about their family and more!
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Is Jeff Arcuri Technically One of The Bachelors??
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In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, host Chris Distefano and guest Jeff Arcuri explore the quirks of Texas culture, including the recurring idea of Texan secession, mixed with Chris's tongue-in-cheek loyalty to the British monarchy. They move into comical discussions on their cultural heritage, with Chris and Jeff sharing stories about name mispronunciations and e
Casey Rocket Talks Kill Tony, Grimace and ROBO TRIPPIN' | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 191
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Chris Distefano and guest Casey Rocket talk life in Austin, Texas, and Chris's fascination with the original 13 colonies. They joke about Casey's past on Kill Tony, his reputation for drinking Robitussin, and his quirky personality. The conversation also veers into random stories about Grimace becoming an unofficial mascot for the New York Mets and Casey’s comedi
How OZEMPIC Saved My Life w/ Annie Lederman | Chris Distefao is Chrissy Chaos
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Chris Distefano and Annie Lederman dive into wild stories, from Tim
Dillon's 6-block Rolls-Royce joyride to a period mishap that left Chris
speechless. Annie reveals her experience with Ozempic, weight loss, and
her transition into hypnosis therapy, while Chris opens up about
parenting challenges with his daughter’s sassy remarks. The duo also
gets into wild
Adam Ray's REAL Name?? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep.
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This one starts with Chris trying (and failing) to guess Adam's hometown
and real last name, leading to some misunderstandings. Adam shares a
wild behind-the-scenes story from his time on set with Margot Robbie and
Ryan Gosling and from Pam & Tommy, while Chrissy talks about his
struggles with anxiety and the unexpected joys of parenting. Plus, they
dive
Why Eric Adams is Under Investigation (And Chrissy Has Some Theories) w/ Hannah Berner
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Join Chris Distefano and Hannah Berner for a hilarious ride through
comedy, parenting, and the wild world of New York City! In this episode
of Chrissy Chaos, Chris and Hannah react to Mayor Eric Adams' strange
parenting video, share personal stories about raising kids, and laugh
about unexpected discoveries (including some awkward travel finds!).
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Chris Is Cooking His MEAT In His Sauna?! ft. Gianni Paolo | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaps
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Chris is back with another wild episode, but this time he’s joined by the hilarious and charismatic actor Gianni Paolo, star of Power and its sequel. Together, they dive into insane stories, navigating the world of TV fame, and some unforgettable viral "To Catch a Predator" moments. They also get into the buzz surrounding the current election cycle and talk a
Getting Your Car WRECKED & House DESTROYED By a Tree IN ONE WEEK | Chris Distefano | Ep. 186
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous
week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a
principal's lap dance disaster. They also swap wild roommate horror
stories, high school memories and dive into the circumcision debate.
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Pitbull, Birthday Disaster, Broken Toes and Family Chaos! | Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 185
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Chris dives deep into everything from broken bones to crack TikTok stars
and unexpected birthday surprises. With no guest, it's just Chrissy,
his hilarious rants, and some surprising family moments. Hear about his
40th birthday trip to Baltimore (yes, really), Vito’s broken foot, and
why Jasmine is ready to defend her family at all costs. Plus, Chrissy
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What Really Happens When Things Get Awkward w/ Colin Farrell On Set? | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos
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Chris dives int some wild stories, like his buddy's dramatic weight loss journey (no Ozempic involved) and a night out in LA that could end in an ambulance ride. He even shares a hysterical behind-the-scenes moment with Colin Farrell that you have to hear to believe. This episode is packed with wild Chrismoments, awkward confessions, and stuff we can’t even cl
Which Comedian Has The Best Chance at Riding a Bull?! w/ PBR's Matt West | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
In this electrifying episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris Distefano dives into the wild world of professional bull riding with the legendary voice of PBR, Matt West. Get ready for stories that will leave you stunned, from death-defying rides to cowboy manners that make any New Yorker rethink chivalry. Matt shares the gritty realities of bull riding, the adrenaline-pumping moments, and the fearless mind
Is Elizabeth Pipko Going To Help Donlald Trump Save America?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 183
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Doses Jaz Even CARE About Chris Anymore?!?!
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Does Sam Morril Want To Start a Family?! | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos |ft. Gary Vider | Ep.178
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Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by t
Wait Until Chris' Panties Drop w/ Dan St. Germaine | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 176
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Ms. Pat Meets Jaz' Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 175
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Did Chris Get ASSAULTED In a SAUNA?! w/ Brooklyn Nems | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 174
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Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler.
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Is Jimmy Kimmel Looking Forward To The Election Cycle?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 173
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06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza
12:45 Chrissy the German
16:35 Tits on a Man
20:49 Doing Drugs Broh
31:10 Late Night vs Radio
39:45 All About the Mets
43:00 VOICEMAILS!
44:50 Election Year Baby
54:38 Left Handed Brohs
57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It!
1:07:10 Kimmel Advice
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Why Did Jaz Walk Out on Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 172
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03:40 Jaz is Here!!
06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF
09:45 Distefano Family Cruise
17:53 The King of Queens
27:30 Weak and Gay
31:50 Kumail Nanjiani
35:59 Ahuasca
47:45 Chrissy Good Father
56:10 Talkin Recent Guests
1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig
1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS
1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy
1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2
1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chri
Kat Timpf Tells Chris What Jan. 6 Was REALLY About! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 171
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3:34 Having Babies
8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh
12:48 Drafting the American Civil War
20:34 FOX NEWS
24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag
29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH
37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers
50:51 Nas
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