TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4836 The Bin Keeps The Score Oct 14, 2026 01:05:01 One of Andrew's favorite places in Los Angeles is embroiled in a public garbage dispute, and the owner is not mincing words. Plus, Luke and Andrew weigh-in on the biggest scandal of the day: Kelly Clarkson vs a Brooklyn hipster store that wouldn't sell her a mechanical bird.

#4835 Who Is Your Battery Daddy And What Does He Do? Oct 13, 2026 01:15:59 Luke and Andrew discuss their approach to tidiness, drain cleaning, book organization and cohabitation as Luke considers a new phase of his life.

#4834 I Was Saying "Boozardo" Oct 12, 2026 01:30:53 Luke is processing his feelings after clashing with a friend during the Seahawks game yesterday. Andrew admits to writing in to a radio show to correct them on a commonly misused word. And a listener triesto offer alternatives for Luke and Andrew's most overly-used phrase.

#4833 Mutiny, But In A Good Way Oct 9, 2026 01:41:23 Luke is getting a little itchy about some online comments regarding one of his upcoming CBS stories. Andrew (and Listener Mark) correct the record regarding a controversial photo. Plus, something Luke said a few weeks ago has been living in Andrew's head, and they finally clear the air about it. And they both begrudgingly defend a Dodger's fan who's come under some criticism.

#4832 Hot Buys In Your Area Oct 8, 2026 01:35:24 Luke is dismayed about a photo of him that is being used to promote his upcoming appearance on the Omnibus podcast. Andrew also tries to help him come up with some good topics for that show. They also discuss senior photo shoots, a Costco settlement over misleading advertising, and Andrew's ongoing agony over many incorrect things he's said on the radio.

#4831 Lying About Graphic Design Is My Passion Oct 7, 2026 01:51:57 The new Sylvester Stallone film has Luke and Andrew discussing biopics in general and the old KOMO midday show Northwest Afternoons in particular. Plus, Andrew's most recent fight with a robot gets him and Luke examining their relationship with AI in a new light. And Andrew has some found footage that is both fascinating him and making him nervous.

#4830 Fabuloso With Benefits Oct 6, 2026 01:27:07 A beloved comedian's new satellite radio channel is stirring up trouble amongst his fellow performers. Plus, a child is taking the internet by storm with his passion for found toilet bowls. And Andrew and Luke discover they have very, very different reactions to being called "boss."

#4829 Fifty Shades Of Separation Oct 5, 2026 01:48:53 Luke pulled an honest-to-gosh caper this weekend after running the Portland half marathon. Andrew makes a big personal discovery regarding the Dakotas. And they discuss the movie Digger's extremely poor showing at the box office this weekend.

#4828 Case Klobed Oct 2, 2026 01:18:25 Luke really enjoyed the new documentary about the history of concrete, but it also cemented his opinion about reserved seats in theaters. He and Andrew also clean out the TBTL Topic Fridge and discuss the senator who made a fool of himself trying to play gotcha, the "iced coffee during a job interview" debate, and the Abbott and Costello joke that's been bedeviling Andrew for 40 years.

#4827 Sweet Child Of Minecraft Oct 1, 2026 01:16:58 Luke and Andrew are absolutely delighted by Mike Tomlin's tour of his Minecraft world, which streamed live on YouTube last night. Plus, Luke loves Pablo Torre, but he has a nit to pick.

#4826 It's Always Darkest Before The Don Sep 30, 2026 01:39:50 Luke introduces Andrew to a whole new cleaning concept that appeals to him VERY MUCH. Luke also found himself in a Boston barbershop that Andrew wants to visit VERY MUCH. And they hear from a listener who shares her own personal story of public chagrin.

#4825 Work Smarter, Not Garter Sep 29, 2026 01:21:36 Luke and Andrew are weirdly delighted to hear about a longtime NFL coach's 12-year Minecraft project. They also discuss a Minnesota woman's massive collection of Wedding Crashers DVDs and what she's doing with the discs. Plus, Andrew is bummed to see one of his former happy places turn into a sad place. And he and Luke try to solve a classic radio-related mystery.

#4824 Duck Duck Don't Sep 28, 2026 01:24:07 A corporate dispute between a grocery store and an energy drink company somehow leads Andrew to invent a new cocktail he calls "The Zinger." Plus, Luke had a major meltdown at Great Clips in southern Washington over the weekend, so now he needs to find a place out-of-state to get a haircut.

#4823 You Can't Handle The Tooth Sep 25, 2026 01:20:15 Luke had a surprise visitor come to his home last night, and it was quite a trip. He and Andrew also try to discuss the NYT's list of the best television of the 21st century, but instead end up talking about an obscure sitcom from 1982 that history tried its best to forget.

#4822 Blessed St. Benoodle Day Sep 24, 2026 01:41:19 Luke's friend was scared out of her mind by a horrifying phone scam, which reminds Andrew of a recent hoax involving Bruce Valanch and an A.I. version of Terry Gross. They also discuss the ins-and-outs of the Seahawks head coach saying stuff on mic that he thought was private and why Tommy Tuberville is afraid of furries flying his airplane. Photo credit: John Mathew Smith 2001 (Creative Commons)

#4821 This Is The Droid I Was Looking For Sep 23, 2026 01:10:55 Luke is wrapping up his time in LA with some disappointing run-ins with stinky Waymos and rude dog people. Andrew tells the story of the time he thought he had spiders living inside of him, and how it relates to robot torture . And we hear back from the truck driver who clogged a client's toilet…and what he did about it.

#4820 Droning Off And Off Sep 22, 2026 01:13:47 Luke is stuck in LA not reporting on a story that seems to be hitting a dead-end. Andrew stumbles onto a controversy by enjoying the sound of pickleball. And speaking of noise complaints, a town in Texas is being overwhelmed by drones delivering Amazon packages.

#4819 Garage Sale Maturity Sep 21, 2026 01:10:10 Andrew had an incredible Sunday filled with yard sales and football, but even that couldn't compete with the true pleasure he's been experiencing at his local home goods store. Luke had a surprisingly good time in Portland's most frivolous alleyway before running into a friend/celebrity. And they discuss the story of a man who pepper-sprayed someone for using their phone in a movie theater.

#4818 Howard's End Sep 18, 2026 01:43:44 Luke sat down to watch the new HBO version of the Howard Stern show last night and has a lot of thoughts. Andrew's gearing up for what might be the best yard sale adventure of his life. They also discuss the Hyrox champion who pooped all over the place during her competition. And a listener needs some advice after a bathroom-related incident during a work call.

#4817 It's Like I'm Having A Tea Party With Myself Sep 17, 2026 01:39:39 Andrew has a huge mea culpa that he cannot wait to air out at the beginning of today's show. Plus, Luke might actually be official over the Howard Stern show for reasons Andrew can empathize with. And Luke is enjoying the online spectacle as Macklemore emerges as an unlikely hero after Ed Sheeran's tour dropped him from the bill.

#4816 Inherent ICE Sep 16, 2026 01:45:38 Luke gets some clarity on both the animal he saw on the riverbed yesterday and the animal he saw on his hotel's logo. Meanwhile, Andrew had an encounter outside his house that he won't soon forget.

#4815 Wood You Beave Me Alone? Sep 15, 2026 01:00:59 Luke joins the show from his future home of Stowe, Vermont, where he made friends with a woodchuck yesterday. Or maybe it was a beaver. Or was it a muskrat? Plus, Andrew's dreamscapes are expanding to include TBTL listeners, and that seems like a dangerous game.

#4814 Tussin Up A Storm Sep 14, 2026 01:41:13 Luke is in Vermont after learning that Florida's lawnmower races aren't really about lawnmowers anymore. Meanwhile, Andrew is toughing out an old fashioned head cold -- they likes of which he hasn't had in a long, long time.

#4813 Beats By Drew Sep 11, 2026 01:24:15 Luke and Andrew finally catch up on this week's exciting Seahawk's Seahawks game and, of course, the State Of The Text Thread. Meanwhile, Luke is in Orlando, where his concierge is catching him up on the latest King of the Hill happenings. And Andrew engages in some *light* larceny during the show.

#4812 Who Is Your Crawdaddy And What Does He Do? Sep 10, 2026 01:12:56 Luke is on his way to Florida, but before he catches his flight, Andrew has him take the New York Times' dialect quiz to see how well the data can pinpoint where Luke is from.

#4811 And Asimov Wept Sep 9, 2026 01:18:40 Andrew found himself shocked halfway through a conversation with someone whom he *thought* was a sales rep yesterday. Plus, he and Luke are more and more amped for the new Nathan Fielder documentary about Elizabeth Holmes.

#4810 Fair Enough Sep 8, 2026 01:03:48 Luke discusses how his love of sitting intersected with his trip to the Oregon State Fair yesterday…and how a Red Dawn-esque dance routine killed the vibes. Plus, Andrew announces several upcoming Ten meetups in the latest installment of the TBTL Community Calendar.

#4809 Audio Dysmorphia Sep 7, 2026 52:37 Luke and Andrew both had public appearances scheduled for Friday, and they check-in to find out how everything went. Plus, Luke's gearing up for a fun Labor Day at the fair. And Nathan Fielder reveals a new documentary he's been secretly working on. Photo: "Root vegetables" by Alex Lomas

#4808 There Are Three Kyles Inside You Sep 4, 2026 01:29:53 Luke is doing stand up comedy in front of thousands of people tonight, and he is very nervous on a number of levels. He and Andrew discuss the damage that human urine is causing on Mt. Everest -- and whether or not that also applies to their own backyards.

#4807 Bikumon Barista Sep 3, 2026 01:35:36 Andrew is excited to reconnect with his and Luke's former colleague on the radio tomorrow. Luke is enjoying his new iPod more than he thought he might. And they're both trying to use MapQuest after Google Maps (once again) fails to have any integrity under the Trump regime.

#4806 A Slurp Of Seattle Sep 2, 2026 01:20:38 Luke bought something off the TikTok store that is both exciting and -- if he's being honest -- not particularly useful. Andrew has an update on the Seattle grocery bagging competition after accidentally doing some journalism yesterday. And they discuss the music rights case between Stella Lefty and Noah Kahan -- and how the internet is reacting.

#4805 The Legend Of Bagger Walsh Sep 1, 2026 01:24:58 Andrew is frustrated in his attempts to track down the details of a local grocery bagging competition. He also got a discount on the biggest sausage ever sold west of the Mississippi. Meanwhile, Luke is getting a lot of heat in the comments section of a TikTok video. And a listener offers great advice on washing machine maintenance.

#4804 Three Bros, Jaboting It Up! Aug 31, 2026 01:29:36 Jon joins the show so he and Luke can open the special packages that listener Summer sent to them. Plus, Luke is obsessed with the story of a scammer who convinced his victims that he was a professional NFL player. Jon highly recommends the new show Lanterns, while Luke highly recommends the old show Bored to Death. And Andrew explains how his kitchen almost caught fire over the weekend.

#4803 A Murder Of Grapes Aug 28, 2026 01:26:35 The seasons are juuuust beginning to change, and Luke and Andrew have differing feelings about that. Plus, Andrew is 5 months into dog ownership and is now ready to start doling out advice. And Luke has to solve a pizza shop-related mystery in order to win an argument with his daughter.

#4802 The Terraced Watch List Aug 27, 2026 01:48:52 Luke and Andrew discuss how they are the polar opposites when it comes to home ownership. Luke has also been catching up on Hard Knocks and really enjoying it. Meanwhile, Andrew is playing dangerous games with his computer drivers. Photo by Fabrice Floren

#4801 Aye Aye Aye Don't Know About That Aug 26, 2026 01:31:31 Luke and Andrew discuss all the coverage they've been seeing and hearing about Dolly Parton and how it's touching and inspiring them. They also talk about Luke's uncomfortable relationship with the 2026 Seattle Mariners and an uncomfortable moment Andrew had at the ballpark the other night.

#4800 The Dispeptic Podiatrist Aug 25, 2026 01:13:18 Jon joins Luke and Andrew for a special "Save the Date" announcement regarding TBTL's 5000th episode celebration. They also celebrate the fact that they're officially better podcasters than Megan and Harry. And they learn the incredibly sad news that Dolly Parton passed away at age 80.

#4799 The Dishwasher That Won The War! Aug 24, 2026 01:46:37 Luke accidentally found himself staying in a hotel with ties to a cult. He and Andrew also discuss some of Mitch Hurwitz's lesser known projects and a Richard Dreyfus vehicle that should have never, ever seen the light of day. And Luke has found a way to look at life through rose-colored glasses; All he had to do was purchase special glasses.

#4798 Let's Go Budden Aug 21, 2026 46:36 Luke and Andrew review Forbes' top twenty list of the highest paid podcasters. They are not on the list. Yet.

#4797 Dereliction Of Doody Aug 20, 2026 01:19:26 TBTL Friendo Phyllis "P-Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to talk sandwiches, invasive medical procedures, and Andrew's secret desire to have a pedicure in an underground location. Plus, listener Carolyn sends in some TBTL archival tape that ended up being quite prescient, and Andrew proves to be the hero that he's always considered himself to be.

#4796 Hot-Button Tissue Aug 19, 2026 50:13 Luke and Andrew discuss their dislike of people using foul language in text, only to edit themselves with asterisks. They also hear from listeners who want to weigh-in on Andrew's tissue issue. And Luke receives a TBTL pitch that's just too good to ignore.

#4795 I'll Have A Dangerwhich With A Nutbar Chaser, Please Aug 18, 2026 58:10 Luke and Andrew share some seasonal recipes before turning to a special, listener-generated Skyjinx segment. One listener needs advice after an airlines jerked them around, while another has a story that has Luke and Andrew on the edge of their seats.

#4794 THE RELAXATION SUPERSTORE! Aug 17, 2026 01:05:04 Luke rushes into the studio after dealing with a appliance emergency that could have been so, so bad had he caught it any later. Plus, Andrew shows off all the special incense he just got in the mail. And a special TBTL Friendo is featured in a long-awaited edition of What's In The Box?

#4793 All About That Treble Aug 14, 2026 43:00 Luke and Andrew run some Google experiments after Andrew received an alarming search result regarding hamburgers. Also, Andrew still can't seem to maintain a successful relationship with a phone scammer, no matter how hard he tries. Image by crazy-fae via Diviant Art

#4792 Dirty Rotten Sound-drels Aug 13, 2026 01:27:05 Genevieve joins the show to discuss her undying love of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and why she feels the world deserved a sequel. She and Andrew also try their hand at a "Sounds of Seattle" quiz created by a TBTL listener famous for his audio work.

#4791 Cardio-Asscular Technology Aug 12, 2026 57:49 Luke and Andrew discuss two amazing pieces of modern technology: A batting cage computer that lets you virtually face any MLB pitcher, and a toilet seat that can tell you if you're at risk of a heart attack. Andrew only wants one of these things.

#4790 We Need 9 CCs of Confidence, Stat! Aug 11, 2026 50:06 Luke and Andrew watch an umpire age in almost-real time with some help from the geniuses at Jomboy media. Plus, a listener email prompts Luke to go toe-to-toe with a professional Dr. Seuss narrator to see who does it better.

#4789 Big Getz Aug 10, 2026 01:03:48 Luke and Andrew stumble on a mystery regarding TBTL and Luke's old NPR show, The Bryan Park Project. And speaking of Bryant Park coincidences, they have a very apropos edition of "What's In The Box?!" to share.

#4788 I'll Never Be Your Beast Of Bernie Aug 7, 2026 01:26:39 Luke has a shirtless encounter with a door-to-door salesman while Andrew develops a fast-moving relationship with a telephone scammer named Luna. They also discuss Russell Wilson and Tony Romo's respective futures in the broadcast booth.

#4787 Jangin' With Mr. Jooper Aug 6, 2026 01:15:47 Luke and Andrew discuss some funny shenanigans going on in major league baseball lately, including a pitcher who leaps and laughs with the best of them. Plus, Luke pits Andrew against Ben Affleck in a battle over turkey names. And a community theater production is cancelled after a surprising culprit starts sending in fake threats.

#4786 Schrodinger That Cat! Aug 5, 2026 01:37:14 Luke's night at a humble political fundraiser lifted his spirits. He and Andrew also discuss last night's debut of Hard Knocks, which did not disappoint in the cringy pun category. And Andrew learns that his dog, Lucy, has something common with Luke, and that might prove to be a problem.

#4785 From A To Zwan Aug 4, 2026 01:20:37 It's election day in Washington State, and Andrew has a very unusual connection to one of the candidates. But does that mean he should vote for him? Plus, Luke is excited about the debut of HBO's Hard Knocks tonight, which features the Seahawks this season. They also try to get to the bottom of a This American Life rumor that Andrew has been spreading for decades.

#4784 The French And The Furious Aug 3, 2026 02:01:52 Luke made a promise to himself while mowing the lawn this weekend that he immediately broke…and it came along with some property damage. He and Andrew also discuss modern vacuum technology, baseball pedantry, the price of chicken on North Aurora, and the unfortunate state of baseball in 2026.

#4783 Jimothee, Tanathee, Laudrathee Jul 31, 2026 01:21:56 Luke "opened the doors of perception" last night just long enough to appreciate the brilliance of the Roku screen saver. Meanwhile, Andrew made a phone call that might have gotten someone in really big trouble, and he doesn't know how to feel about it. They also discuss the Internet's obsession with some "canoodling lawyers" and Tim Robbin's unfortunate appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast.

#4782 Grand Theft Memory Jul 30, 2026 01:19:20 Andrew is obsessed with the fact that a law enforcement conference is at the heart of the biggest news story in Seattle this morning, for obvious reasons. He and Luke also sing as much of the Diane Warren song catalog as they can remember. And they discuss the bizarre update on a 7-year old story involving eBay targeting a couple of independent journalists with macabre deliveries.

#4781 Bronze Age? More Like LeBron's Age! Jul 29, 2026 01:21:10 Luke and Andrew visit an arcade supply store website and put together a wish list that includes pop-a-shot basketballs, mini footballs, and something called "Pop It For Gold Extreme." They also celebrate the Mariners' very unlikely win over the Dodgers yesterday, and they hear from Tens of listeners who are joining the Odyssey Discourse.

#4780 Family Time / Funky Bunch Time Jul 28, 2026 01:12:54 A movie shoot involving Emma Stone at Citi Field forced baseball players to change their uniforms, which somehow prompts Luke and Andrew to closely examine Mark Wahlberg's (alleged) daily schedule, which involves long breaks for snacking and very short breaks for golf. Plus, a story about a "beloved pizza chain" in an actual newspaper has "bunk journalism" written all over it.

#4779 Lounging Towards Gomorrah Jul 27, 2026 01:19:38 Luke finds himself at the losing end of a John Oliver joke on Last Week Tonight and feels the need to defend himself. Plus, Andrew feels a bit vindicated regarding one of his Movie Theater Hot Takes. And Luke and Andrew try to stay focussed since they're also releasing today's show as the first episode of TBTL TV.

#4778 This Isn't Just My Usual Apathy Towards Your Commentary Jul 24, 2026 01:01:46 Luke joins the show from Las Vegas, where he found himself on the edge of his seat talking to a former mobster. Meanwhile, Andrew is excited to see his "studio dog" dreams come true.

#4777 Class Act Jul 23, 2026 01:15:44 A mixup at the airport leads to some interpersonal drama for Luke. Plus, Andrew realizes something that happened to him last week may have changed him forever.

#4776 Zero Dark Mommy Jul 22, 2026 01:24:01 Luke and Andrew discuss the new Odyssey movie, which Andrew is excited to see this weekend, though he's confused why it's a target of conservative ire. They also discuss Luke's lost pen and the undercurrents it represents, and they list notable Kent State graduates and famous men named Dave.

#4775 Move Over, Rover, And Let Jimothy Take Over Jul 21, 2026 01:19:45 Luke and Andrew are back at their respective studios, where they're looking back fondly at an action packed week filled with baseball games, bar tabs, secret sausages and, of course, leaping frogs. Plus, a listener has another good Dave Story, and Luke and Andrew have competing views on some Kalshi news.

#4774 Alright, Let's Lose! Jul 20, 2026 01:17:09 Luke, Andrew, and Jon check-in from the Valley City Frog Jump competition, where they gently encourage their frog, Dave, to make them proud. Plus, Andrew learns some shocking information about his childhood from an old grade school classmate.

#4773 A Date With Deskiny Jul 17, 2026 01:14:34 Luke, Jon and Andrew wrap up their TBTL-a-Thon week in Valley City, Ohio, with a call-in topic that Andrew and the listeners do *not* approve of. They also discuss the latest details on the cyclosporiasis outbreak, now that officials have figured out the source of it. And they make their final plans for the big Frog Jump on Sunday.

#4772 Is Hot Dog A Soup? Jul 16, 2026 01:29:20 Luke, Jon and Andrew continue their broadcast week from Andrew's old elementary school in Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew says he's DONE with Wordle after his experience with yesterday's puzzle. They also discuss the all-soup restaurant near their AirBNB in Ohio City. And they take calls from listeners who share their stories about the Daves they know.

#4771 Is There A Mrs. Dave? Jul 15, 2026 01:33:22 Luke, Jon and Andrew check-in after spending the night at a frog pond, searching for their champion. They also hear stories from callers about small animals they've adopted over the years. And Luke has been taking some notes about life in Ohio City, where they are all staying.

#4770 Habeas Boxus Jul 14, 2026 01:18:13 The TBTL-a-Thon continues from Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew has a disturbing update on his lost package of recording equipment and Luke is worried about the salad he ate last night, given the outbreak of a diarrhea-causing parasite in these parts. They also take calls from listeners, including one who has a story about love and Pizza Hut.

#4769 Jumpin' For Joy In Valley City! Jul 13, 2026 01:39:00 Luke, Andrew, and Jon kick off this year's TBTL-a-Thon from Andrew's old elementary school in Valley City, Ohio, where Andrew is losing his MIND with nostalgia. They also provide an update on the box of audio equipment that disappeared in the US Postal System, and Luke is excited about a giant, steam-powered train that should be rolling through town any minute now…

#4768 Beta Mail Jul 10, 2026 52:20 On the eve of the big TBTL-a-Thon, Andrew is worried about all the broadcast equipment he shipped to Ohio that now seems to be lost in the mail. Plus, Jon offers some more potential frog names submitted by listeners. And Luke is wondering about the proper footwear when trudging through marshes (or golf courses) looking for frogs.

#4767 Andrew Wants More Poundage Jul 9, 2026 01:24:49 Luke and Andrew discuss Pizza Hut's attempts to relive the past and attract nostalgic customers. Plus, Luke's newest boat was delivered yesterday, and he used it to find his long lost cows.

#4766 Don't Put Old Boats On New Trailers Jul 8, 2026 01:07:09 Andrew forces Luke to talk about something he's not sure he wants to talk about. It involves a special delivery to his home later this afternoon. It might be nautical in nature. Plus, Luke is feeling very happy about a home project he completed yesterday, and the stumbling blocks he overcame in the process. And Maggie From The Middleshelf weighs-in on Moonlighting, both the TV show and the song.

#4765 All The Double News You Can Double Use Jul 7, 2026 01:16:47 Luke is bummed about the way the US Men's World Cup journey ended, and about the way people talk about CBS News and The Washington Post. Andrew is excited to see that TBTL's small town media blitz is bringing in new listeners. And they're both blown away by the origins of Tim Gunn's famous "monkey house" phrase, as well as a Mike Tyson interview with a student journalist.

#4764 Old School Jul 6, 2026 01:23:22 Luke and Andrew are getting ready for the TBTL-a-Thon in Valley City, which is only ONE WEEK away! Plus, Luke has an update on his neighbor relations after finally getting his field grass mowed before the Fourth of July fireworks. And Luke is feeling very conflicted about tonight's World Cup match now that Donald Trump got involved to overturn a red card.

#4763 Jort Circuit Jul 3, 2026 50:05 Luke, Jon and Andrew kick-off the holiday weekend by announcing this year's plans for a virtual TBTL party during the upcoming 'Thon. They also go over some newly suggested names for their soon-to-be pet frog. And they revisit the alternative concerts (and alternative legwear) of their youth.

#4762 A Reverse Where's Waldo Jul 2, 2026 01:07:10 A dark question from a teenager somehow leads to a conversation about Luke and Andrew's respective showering routines. They also discuss the State Of Mickey Rourke (it is not strong) and the perfect salad bowl for mice.

#4761 Two Simons And A Tsongas Jul 1, 2026 01:27:33 Luke and Andrew discuss what they've been watching lately; Luke's pick is a new, edge-of-your-seat docu-series, while Andrew's is…less current. They also review old Seattle TV listings to see what was airing on July 31, 1987. And Luke realizes that when you point one "bunk journalism" finger at someone, you're pointing three "bunk journalism" fingers back at yourself.

#4760 That's Oystertainment! Jun 30, 2026 01:24:08 Luke and Andrew revisit some of their cringier moments in the public eye and unearth memories of an eating competition Luke wishes he could forget. Plus, NPR accidentally pre-publishes a Justice Alito retirement story. And a pilot calls in to answer some of TBTL's questions about airline announcements.

#4759 Gigi Louise! Jun 29, 2026 01:30:19 Luke had QUITE the adventure with the dogs he's petsitting this weekend. One of them ended up on the roof? Plus, the New York Times realizes something that hard-core Wordlers have known for years -- that playing on "hard" mode isn't actually more difficult. And David From The Basement calls.

#4758 The Erling Bird Gets The Worm Jun 26, 2026 01:10:57 TBTL listener and volunteer frog watcher Simeon joins Luke, Andrew and Jon to help identify frog songs and pick the best contender for the upcoming Valley City Frog Jump. Plus, Luke is very nervous about the US soccer team's next match. And Jon reminds Andrew of one of the weirder DC comic book characters.

#4757 Burt So Good Jun 25, 2026 01:58:07 Luke is trying to navigate a delicate situation with one of his neighbors, and Andrew is NOT helping. Plus, a listener unearths the infamous audio of Burt Reynolds reading Moby Dick, and it lives up to its baffling reputation. And Luke finally unleashes his two Subway Takes-esque opinions into the world. But is the wo rld ready?

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