Pendejo Time

keep the city strong Aug 20, 2026 01:38:50 keep the city strong keep the wheat coming for the king keep me living long witch in the woods tell the priest something really wrong now we in the woods with a beast and hes grey and long. keep my city strong see Jake in AustinPatreon.com/pendejotime sub to the show watch the newest video episode here See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:

Unc Music (Ft. Kyle AKA SmilingStrange) Aug 14, 2026 01:09:07 Follow Kyle on instagram for insightful music takes @smilingstrange See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Lick Line Vol. 1 Aug 6, 2026 01:02:11 Welcome to the Lick Zonehttps://www.alexsundergroundcomedy.com/event-details/jake-rhodesCOme to Orlando NEXT FRIDAY PLEAAAAASEhims.com/PTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Song About A Ball Jul 30, 2026 01:18:02 chippy dippy dopey duckPLEASE COME TO ORLANDOhttps://www.alexsundergroundcomedy.com/event-details/jake-rhodesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hard Out Here For a Shrimp Jul 24, 2026 01:01:45 Jake is moving into a beautiful new estate and will be back next week.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Food Bryan Jul 16, 2026 01:05:35 https://www.alexsundergroundcomedy.com/event-details/jake-rhodesOrlando Show Tickets San Antonio Show Tickets https://www.riotriverwalk.com/events/funniest-in-texas-comedy-show-at-riot-riverwalk-comedy-club-the-riot-riverwalkHims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy linesge

The Prince and The Frog Jul 9, 2026 01:08:21 gotta Fugg all these toads one of em bound to turn into a bitch lol Get Tickets To Orlando 8/14https://www.alexsundergroundcomedy.com/theunderground/p/friday-august-14th-1000pm-jake-rhodesget tickets to San Antonio July 18thhttps://www.riotriverwalk.com/events/funniest-in-texas-comedy-show-at-riot-riverwalk-comedy-club-the-riot-riverwalksub to the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.c

The Misadventures of John Cheese Jun 26, 2026 01:02:16 A fun little solo ep for the day ones. Thanks for listening. Jake will be back soon, he's on his honeymoon (congrats buddy).Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines. Get Hims.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art

PodMaxxing (Ft. Jarrett Moore) AUDIO ONLY I HATE CAMERA I NEED NEW CAMERA Jun 19, 2026 01:45:19 A deep dive into the world of Clavicular, Operator Podcasts, Book Clubs, and the big bright white hot light at the end of the tunnel with comedian and Youtube extraordinaire Jarrett Moore. follow him on IG IAmJarrettMooreOn YouTube at @jarrettmoore6458Watch his most recent recent videos here See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com

Black Cyclops Jun 18, 2026 01:16:29 guy who can't read and he thinks the CIA has a cyclops Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines.get himsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

sludge monster Jun 4, 2026 01:08:42 its not a joke anymore. im on the roof and its not funny anymore. im green. Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines.Just complete a simple online intake, and a provider will review your information to determine if treatment is right for you. If prescribed, your trea

uncle honeypot May 28, 2026 01:26:00 hello uncle Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines.get himsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

dont remember 2 May 21, 2026 01:02:50 I dont remember Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines.get himsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The World's Biggest Building May 14, 2026 01:06:24 hello David phonelySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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2 Derp Girls 5: Oochie Mamma May 1, 2026 00:51:31 Hey guys, Jake here. Due to scheduling errors and both me and Thomas' laptop shitting out, we haven't been able to put out eps as usual. But we got his replaced and I got a new one coming in the mail. So we should be back to regularly scheduled programming this week or next. Sorry for the delay. Love you guys. Boston, we have a surprise for you in the fall. Stay tuned. Love and kisses and

Jt and Jake 13: Let's Drink All The Beer In Eoghan's House In Under an Hour (Audio Only) Apr 16, 2026 01:31:22 JT is back again along with friend of the show Eoghan Gallivan Follow him on IG @tribalsleeveFollow JT @godsfavoritecomediansub to the show for more video content Patreon.com/pendejotime See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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JT and Jake 11: Back To School, FT. Ronaldo Mercado (AUDIO ONLY) Apr 8, 2026 01:01:17 JT and Ronaldo are back. Watch the full video episode for FREE subscribe to the show for more content See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

sorry its a bad one Apr 3, 2026 01:07:07 sorry been sick maybe some of its good. working on getting better. more video stuff coming soon. sub to the showHims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines.get hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privac

goodbye im divorcing you Mar 27, 2026 01:24:18 goodbye  sub to show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

little dribblers Mar 19, 2026 01:13:23 ok everybody on 3: goooooooooo Thomas Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, if prescribed. Get hims get tix to lemon party shows Jake is opening sub to the show please See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

paid alligators Mar 12, 2026 01:15:59 George Soros paying me im a paid alligator. at the protest im green and ornery. god made me that way. I aint never been worth a fuck. I live in the swamp. Hims offers access to ED treatment options ranging from personalized products to trusted generics that cost 95% less than brand names, if prescribed. Get himsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice

vintage form Mar 6, 2026 01:03:05 drunk construction stories. just like the show used to be See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

blues clue detective Feb 27, 2026 01:06:26 wed skittle gween skittle. its all the same Mawty See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

mitch Feb 19, 2026 01:11:21 hello senator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thomas Radio Feb 13, 2026 00:38:44 Jake's apartment exploded sorry he'll be back next weekSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jenny used to wear a hijab Feb 5, 2026 01:07:22 livin on some food Patreon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Great Urg Jan 30, 2026 01:11:20 Patreon Hims offers access to ED treatment options ranging from personalized products to trusted generics that cost 95% less than brand names, if prescribed. hims.com/ptSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Burger Boys 1 (Ft. Ben Avery and Conner McNutt) Jan 8, 2026 01:03:34 Ben and Conner swung by to say what's up. Video episode will be up soon. Listen to Hate Watch Podcast Listen to Lemon Party Podcast Get tickets to Philly (10 left or so) get hims hims.com/PTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New Year Shenanigans (2DG) Jan 2, 2026 01:06:53 Thank you to the always hilarious Eden for filling in this week. Jake flew to New York to watch the ball drop and got trapped in the Times Square M&M store. Come see us live at Next in Line Philadelphia on Jan 24th. Come see Thomas at Keegan's Ale House in Kingston, NY on Jan 8th. Thank you for supporting the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy

The Thomas Promise (Audio Only) Dec 19, 2025 01:02:39 And thats the Thomas Promise, baby. watch the video ep here sub to the show please get tickets for Philly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Twinkie LeFondler Dec 19, 2025 01:19:33 His wet flesh smashed against her normal mound "im the vampire that fucks you. and I remember every bad fuckin thing that ever happened to me in my whole goddamn life." patreon.com/pendejotime PHILLY See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome, Mr. Gilbert (Ft. Adam Gilbert) AUDIO ONLY Dec 13, 2025 01:09:52 This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities. 1/16 Detroit, Independent Comedy 1/17 Chicago, Lincoln Lodge 1/18 Batavia, Illinois, Comedy Vault 1/23 Handsome Man Comedy, Pittsburgh 1/30 Comedy at The Cellar, Fargo ND 2/28 Vermont Comedy Club, Bur

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3 Derp Girls (Ft. Eden) Dec 5, 2025 01:22:36 Tommy's Cadillac COme to New York please See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Struggler Nov 27, 2025 01:01:55 happy thanksgiving buy tickets Patreon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The Doomed Woman 2 Nov 13, 2025 01:16:00 take off your pants Jacob Elordi. ride the bus to work every day Jacob Elordi and see how far that gets you. buy tickets sub to the show sub to the YouTube See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The Tragedy at Lizard Leg Bayou Oct 30, 2025 01:07:17 The hardened Detective Melvin Ladybug is tested mind, body, and spirit by a curious and mysterious deputy named Johnny Strawberry. NEW YORK CITY SHOW FRIDAY 9:30 12/5 JUST ANNOUNCED. COME TO THE SHOWS. WE HAVE ONE IN PHILLY SATURDAY 9:30 1/24 AS WELL. BOTH TICKET LINKS ARE HERE FOR THE NEW YORK SHOW, ONLY BUY GA TICKETS. WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE STUPID TIERED SEATING UNTIL LAST MINUTE. I

JT and JAKE 5: MR. Ricca (Ft. Jake Ricca) Audio Only Oct 29, 2025 01:09:59 Jake Ricca is a comedian, writer, and actor living in Austin, Texas. His sketches are funny as fuck and you can watch them here. The video got fucked up but you can watch what survived here. Get hims online at hims.com/PT Check out Jake Ricca on IG @ jakericca get tickets for Philly Show Jan 24th get tickets for New York show Dec 5th suscribe to the Patreon please See Privacy Policy a

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classic Oct 17, 2025 01:07:57 like the old days support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Domo Arigato Mr. Mercado (Audio Only) Oct 10, 2025 00:59:11 My most recent video episode is with the very funny Ronaldo Mercado. Ronaldo runs Wild Card every Sunday at the Sunset Strip in Austin, Texas. Go check that out. watch the ep here sub to the show get hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Black War Dogs: Pitbulls Unleashed Oct 9, 2025 01:03:23 I need funding for my new video game. please You shouldn’t have to go out of your way to feel like yourself. Hims brings expert care straight to you, with 100% online access to personalized treatment plans that put your goals first. get hims sub to the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

FROM THE VAULT: The Mound Oct 3, 2025 00:57:21 a fan favorite from the early video days, now in hi def audio. it is my 6 year anniversary so you guys get two audio experiences for the price of one, and I am going to have dinner. love you guys. thanks for coming to the show. sub to the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hombres 2 (Ft JT Kelley and Mycal Dede) Oct 2, 2025 01:01:45 You can watch the video here sub to the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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mantras Sep 18, 2025 01:04:43 im losing my fuckin mind its over its over its over im dying im dying im dying. yeah can I get a spicy chicken deluxe no pickles with fries and a lemonade. thanks. buy tickets to the shows next week fellas check out show and please subscribe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sam and Tom (Audio Only) Aug 1, 2025 01:27:15 Featuring our old pal Sam @RealOnLineBoy Watch that here Catch us live Sub to the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Three Amigos (AUDIO ONLY) Jul 23, 2025 00:40:07 Audio from our most recent video episode watch that here subscribe to the show see us live See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Shrinking Obama Jul 18, 2025 01:01:37 Support the show Buy tickets please Check out Hims.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Coochie Swampy Jul 10, 2025 01:06:39 live at the comedy mothership, its coochie swampy support the show watch the YouTube come see PENDEJO TIME LIVESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Covid 3 Jul 4, 2025 01:07:56 got it again support the show watch the youtube See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Austin Sucks [FT. Myke Dede] - AUDIO ONLY Jun 29, 2025 01:04:48 We gotta get rid of this city. This is the audio from my video episode with the very funny Myke Dede. Watch that HERE please. You can catch him on the road with Mullen, performing all over Austin and the country. Catch his very funny Don't Tell set on his IG: @cantguardmyke Subscribe to the show at Patreon.com/pendejotime See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi

Stretch Pupp Jun 26, 2025 01:08:46 please buy it See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Questioning Simon Jun 19, 2025 01:11:48 Can I get a QP pleaseSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Boner Is Afraid Jun 12, 2025 01:07:54 Subscribe to the show Patreon.com/pendejotimeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Frankly Delicious Roast Beef Jun 5, 2025 01:06:01 pwesidentSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tolek and Joship May 29, 2025 01:05:51 Welcome to College See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Strip Club Songs May 22, 2025 01:16:49 Worlds Collide See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pendejo Time is Now On the All Things Comedy Network May 16, 2025 00:01:11 We are happy to announce Pendejo Time is now a part of the All Things Comedy network. ATC is a comedy studio started by comedy legends Bill Burr and Al Madrigal, owned and operated by comics, delivering the best that stand up has to offer. Straight to fans, no middlemen. Subscribe to their YouTube Check out their website allthingscomedy.com Follow them on all the socials InstagramTikTo

Rock The boat May 15, 2025 01:07:44 Here comes the big fish! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lipper...... May 8, 2025 01:03:40 lmao Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cautionary Tales May 2, 2025 01:04:14 Careful son Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today athttps://www.hims.com/PTSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

mesothelioma Apr 24, 2025 01:10:26 where the skies are so blue Checkout MyBookie for the best and most awesome LIVE CASINO https://www.mybookie.ag/Support the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pendejo Crime Vol.1 and 2 (UNLOCKED) Apr 22, 2025 00:56:15 In preparation for the release of PENDEJO CRIME VOL 3. We have unlocked the auditory cinematic experience that riveted listeners across the country. Think War of the Worlds but if everyone involved was addicted to morphine. Follow hardened detective Mousie Cheese and his trusty sidekick Jack RussellTerrier along a journey of betrayal, intrigue, murder, and revenge. Be on the lookout for P

It Is Good To Be Back Apr 18, 2025 01:11:31 We're BackSupport the showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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