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The Neoborn Caveman Show  |  humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music

The Neoborn Caveman Show | humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music

Neoborn Caveman | alien by birth, pro-human by choice 263 Episodes Jul 24, 2026

<p><strong>“The Neoborn Caveman Show”</strong> is a long-running, <em>underground</em>, independently-produced podcast that blends <strong>comedy, philosophy, cultural critique, and socio-political satire</strong>. It’s hosted by <strong>Neoborn Caveman</strong>, a highly articulate, often abrasive commentator who uses humor to dissect what he views as the degeneracy, hypocrisy, and delusion of modern society. The show has carved out its own intellectual niche: <em>raw, unscripted dialogue that moves fluidly between absurdism and profound insight.</em></p><br><p><strong>The structure is typically conversational, occasionally chaotic, freely oscillating between satire, social commentary, cosmic speculation, and mockery of mainstream absurdity.</strong></p><br><p>Come be part of our global community, spanning 169 countries, and enjoy a show that's all about real talk, real laughs, and real change. No AI here - just <strong>Neoborn</strong>'s human insight.</p><br><p><strong>X (Twitter)</strong>: <a href="https://x.com/TheNeobornShow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://x.com/TheNeobornShow</a></p><br><p><strong>Patreon</strong>: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShow</a> </p><br><p><strong>Archive (text)</strong>: <a href="https://theneoborncavemanshow.space/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://theneoborncavemanshow.space/</a></p><br><p><strong>YouTube</strong>: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TheNeobornCavemanShow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/@TheNeobornCavemanShow</a></p><br><p><strong>e-mail</strong>: <a href="mailto:podcast@neoborncaveman.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">podcast@neoborncaveman.com</a></p><br><p><br></p><h4><strong>Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind!</strong></h4><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Episodes

Truth Is
Truth Is Jul 24, 2026 27:40 Neoborn Caveman sits alone with one sustained monologue on truth itself, names the mass manipulation mechanism he calls the BITE and why truth refuses it entirely, turns the mirror on the cooperation of ordinary people with the lie, traces the lost handholds of inner ordering from the Greeks through the spiritual webshop of modern consumer faith, walks through the Enlightenment's quiet substitutio
Examined and Proven (radio show replay)
Examined and Proven (radio show replay) Jul 13, 2026 1:00:26 Neoborn Caveman raises his cup to America's 250th birthday and takes aim at everyone who failed to show up for it, starting with the brain that edits your own vision before you ever get to see the world, moving through Jefferson's two-hundred-year-old warning that unaccountable judges become despots, the New York mayor's wife who traded the anniversary for a wellness retreat in Spain, a round of D
Turn Around, Upside Down (radio show replay)
Turn Around, Upside Down (radio show replay) Jul 3, 2026 56:08 Neoborn Caveman returns with reflections from The Book of Joy on wise selfishness, gratitude, and the damage caused by constant stress and self-centered pain, then critiques regulations strangling independent journalism and enabling techno-feudalism while covering a contamination scandal linked to Ukrainian instant pasta products, examines German accusations that Ukrainian state authorities ordere
Compare Or Comprehend (radio show replay)
Compare Or Comprehend (radio show replay) Jun 29, 2026 36:47 Neoborn Caveman returns with reflections from The Book of Joy on joy requiring vulnerability and the gap between empty optimism and honest hope, then takes direct aim at the weakness of regimes that attack women or children, citing Iran’s sentencing of singer Parastu Ahmadi to 74 lashes. He calls out the stupidity of blanket generalizations, including a Florida tattoo shop refusing all military an
Are You Becoming Seedless? (radio show replay)
Are You Becoming Seedless? (radio show replay) Jun 24, 2026 49:47 Neoborn Caveman reads from the Dalai Lama's Book of Joy on how warm-heartedness dissolves loneliness and excessive self-focus creates the very alienation it chases, then turns the mirror and names the real war as the internal one where we suppress what we feel because the structure around us taught us to bury it. NC walks through a series of care home sexual assaults in Sweden where courts describ
The System Against (radio show replay)
The System Against (radio show replay) May 30, 2026 31:32 Neoborn Caveman opens with historical reflections on power shifts, from the fall of Constantinople to Mount Everest summits and cultural ironies around identity and achievement, urging listeners to build real memories through active presence rather than screen-bound illusions. NC then shifts into a satirical ramble on an absurd yet telling incident involving a static Knight Rider KITT replica car
Why You Now? (radio show replay)
Why You Now? (radio show replay) May 8, 2026 53:39 Neoborn Caveman brings his unmistakable marble-mouthed pro-humanity style to a wide-ranging live episode that moves from the absurdity of current politics and culture to real human connection, lawfare as weaponized justice, the protection of children, and the quiet erosion of everyday freedoms. NC skewers AOC’s claim that you cannot legitimately earn a billion dollars, contrasts “earn” versus “mak
Enjoying the Silence? (radio show replay)
Enjoying the Silence? (radio show replay) May 1, 2026 1:22:05 Neoborn Caveman brings together three threads in his unmistakable marble-mouthed pro-humanity style: a defense contractor’s quiet expansion into pharmaceutical crystal growth in orbit, the philosophical trap of quantum immortality as a loophole for finitude, and the broken rhythm of death that people have been noticing in their communities alongside the layers of silence surrounding it. NC walks t
Life Is Sovereign, Are You? (radio show replay)
Life Is Sovereign, Are You? (radio show replay) Apr 27, 2026 1:26:14 Neoborn Caveman offers a raw, rambling marble-mouthed pro-humanity reflection on whether life — and the individual — remains sovereign in an era of state coercion, proxy wars, and creeping control disguised as protection. NC draws historical parallels between Soviet barrier troops in WWII and current accounts from the Ukraine conflict on both sides, questions forced conscription and the treatment
The Weed We Eat (Dandelion) - Patreon Special
The Weed We Eat (Dandelion) - Patreon Special Apr 22, 2026 22:00 Neoborn Caveman lays out a clear-eyed, marble-mouthed pro-humanity take on the dandelion — the stubborn plant that pushes through pavement and neglect only to be met with industrial-scale poisoning because its greatest crime is growing for free in a world that demands a transaction for everything. NC traces its deliberate journey with European settlers as vital food and medicine, exposes “weed” as
Who Knows What Is What (radio show replay)
Who Knows What Is What (radio show replay) Apr 5, 2026 1:03:13 Neoborn Caveman mixes raw personal health updates and the choice to stay human over chasing fame with practical zero-cost life hacks, historical reflections, and sharp satirical jabs at modern absurdities.He calls out the heavy weight of losing homes, work, health, and minds, paid crowds weakening the social fabric, and the updated techno-feudal version of communism that keeps resurfacing.Practica
They Know Where It Hurts (radio show replay)
They Know Where It Hurts (radio show replay) Mar 28, 2026 1:14:18 Neoborn Caveman sharpens another marble-mouthed pro-humanity critique, exposing the systems that shift guilt onto individuals while shielding the real sources of harm.NC opens with satellite images of black rain falling over Tehran after strikes on oil depots, the toxic plumes drifting across Central Asia, and the predictable long-term health damage that never enters the official climate conversat

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