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2 Girls 1 Blunt

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade 218 Episodes Oct 14, 2025

2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by Miami-based stand-up comedians Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two self-described stoners originally from Boston. The show brings a raw, relatable, and unapologetic perspective to topics like dating, personal experiences, mental health, and the end of the world. Each episode feels like hanging out with friends, mixing laughter and honesty with a casual smoke-sesh vibe. The hosts invite listeners to join in by submitting questions, wild stories, and voicemails for future episodes.

Episodes

Moving Out, Anxiety Meds, and Unhinged Would You Rather
Moving Out, Anxiety Meds, and Unhinged Would You Rather Oct 14, 2025 2839 The girls are back for their final episode in the studio — and they’re going out filthy. From moving chaos and Austin comedy burnout to UTIs, anxiety meds, and “would you rather” questions that get way too real, this one’s peak 2 Girls 1 Blunt energy. The girls talk about growing up broke, missing Miami, outsourcing everything like rich people, and the comedy grind in Austin before spiraling into
Dedrick Flynn on Being the Godfather of Chaos, and Why Wings Are Sacred
Dedrick Flynn on Being the Godfather of Chaos, and Why Wings Are Sacred Sep 30, 2025 3373 In this wild episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we’re joined by the chaotic and hilarious Dedrick Flynn, who shares insane stories of growing up in Georgia, being arrested over ten times, and inheriting family beefs like badges of honor. We get into the art of grudge-holding, the deep betrayal of wing theft, and what it's like being everyone's favorite godfather.Find More of Dedrick (Deddy) Her
Kandyce August on Healing from Toxic Relationships, Trust Issues, and Choosing Better Love
Kandyce August on Healing from Toxic Relationships, Trust Issues, and Choosing Better Love Sep 23, 2025 3139 Comedian Kandyce August joins the girls for a vulnerable and hilarious convo about breaking toxic dating patterns and building real emotional literacy. They unpack growing up with paranoia, navigating hyper-independence, and how therapy changed the way they love. Kandyce shares what it’s like being in her first healthy relationship and why trusting good people can feel even scarier than surviving
Jeff Dolezal on Fun in Love, and the Darkest Thoughts You Should Keep Inside
Jeff Dolezal on Fun in Love, and the Darkest Thoughts You Should Keep Inside Sep 16, 2025 4033 Comedian Jeff Dolezal joins the girls for a chaotic deep dive into the wildest corners of the human brain. From struggling with edible-induced existentialism to breaking down why some people absolutely deserve to be unfollowed mid-date, no topic is off-limits. Jeff opens up about his dating red flags and how mental health can shape your sense of humor (and your Hinge profile). Find Jeff Here: http
Tight Lil Thang with Brent Reed
Tight Lil Thang with Brent Reed Sep 9, 2025 2788 Jaime has a boyfriend — and we are screaming. In this episode, the girls spill all the tea: how he asked, why the numbers do matter (sorry not sorry), and what it’s really like being roommates with a couple when you’re the single hot friend with sleep issues and emotional support snacks. Emily’s in her overthinking era, Jaime’s in love, and we’re all about to spiral. Again.Find Brent Reed Here:htt
Trauma, Therapy & Chuck Norris in a Meat Bikini?? with Jon Carden
Trauma, Therapy & Chuck Norris in a Meat Bikini?? with Jon Carden Aug 26, 2025 4086 This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies sit down with comedian Jon Carden (Skankfest, Tammy’s Boy Podcast) for one of the most unfiltered and hilarious episodes yet. We dive into military marriages, cheating, childhood trauma, therapy breakthroughs, and what it means to heal while still laughing at the chaos. From Harry Potter house debates to Jean-Claude Van Damme movies to playing “Super Fight”
Living Alone, Ugly Kids & Wild Zoo Controversy
Living Alone, Ugly Kids & Wild Zoo Controversy Aug 19, 2025 3293 In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies dive into everything from zoo scandals to ugly baby fears, all while navigating the chaos of adulthood.We kick things off with the viral Danish zoo controversy asking people to donate their pets as food (yes, really). From there, we spiral into sex talk, STDs, and a wild story about almost defending a roommate with a kettlebell. The girls also debate
Chris Silio on Winning Kill Tony’s Golden Ticket, Miami & Dating Blind
Chris Silio on Winning Kill Tony’s Golden Ticket, Miami & Dating Blind Aug 12, 2025 3280 In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we sit down with Chris Silio — the newest Golden Ticket winner on Kill Tony — to talk about his big win, moving from Miami to Austin, and the wild reality of being a blind stand-up comic.Chris shares stories from Miami’s chaotic comedy scene, compares it to Austin’s community, and reveals the funniest (and most awkward) moments of dating while blind. From losing
Sydney Sweeney is a Psy Op
Sydney Sweeney is a Psy Op Aug 5, 2025 3015 Is our podcast haunted… or are we just poor? In this chaotic episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, things spiral from prank calls and spirit sightings to deep dives on dolphins, AI, octopuses, and Sydney Sweeney’s "good genes."We have the hilarious, Zako Ryan, on the podcast today. Come Find More of Zako Ryan Here: https://www.instagram.com/zakoryan/2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by tw
Trisha Paytas, Narcissist Exes & Psychic 555 Warnings
Trisha Paytas, Narcissist Exes & Psychic 555 Warnings Jul 29, 2025 2518 In this unfiltered episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Emily and Jaime spiral from Omegle trauma to celebrity reincarnation theories. They share their worst throwback photos, roast their teenage selves, and debate whether Trisha Paytas is birthing the Illuminati’s next generation.Plus: The girls roast AI captions, revisit Facebook trauma posts, and try to spell “psychedelic.” It’s funny, vulnerable, unhin
Robot Wars, Leather Jackets & Timmy No Brakes
Robot Wars, Leather Jackets & Timmy No Brakes Jul 22, 2025 2859 Comedian and character-king Timmy No Brakes joins the ladies for one of the most no brakes episode yet. From celibacy confessions to robot death matches, nothing is off the table.They talk s*x, stage fright, bombing on dates, and the brutal highs and lows of the Austin comedy scene. Timmy reveals what it's like getting recognized by fans who only want the character — and whether he'd wea
Pee Showers, Fist Bumps, and Chemo Cooter: Too Much Info?
Pee Showers, Fist Bumps, and Chemo Cooter: Too Much Info? Jul 15, 2025 3463 Welcome back to chaos, healing, and oversharing. In this week’s episode, Emily and Jamie take you on a journey through unsolicited voicemails, wild bodily functions, emotional trauma, and the most unhinged game of Super Fight you’ve ever heard.From stories of eating your own rib, to awkward bathroom moments and "steamed asparagus pee," nothing is off-limits. The girls also reflect on chi

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