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COCKTAILS AND TAKEAWAYS

COCKTAILS AND TAKEAWAYS

cocktails and takeaways 206 Episodes Sep 2, 2026

Cocktails and Takeaways is a fun podcast all about over-sharing, unpopular opinions, failed relationships, light hearted banter, celebrity gossip, world news and everything in-between. Oh... and lots of alcohol. New Episodes Every Wednesday With Special Guests. Hosted By Madame Joyce.

Episodes

Ché Mario Talks Carnival, Fake Designer and Having the Song of the Summer
Ché Mario Talks Carnival, Fake Designer and Having the Song of the Summer Sep 2, 2026 44:05 Ché Mario pulled up to the purple couch declaring HE has the song of the summer — bold claim, and we made him defend it 💜 The North West London artist, model and stylist gets into his introduction to music, his upbringing, the fashion world (including the REAL talk on fake designer), being the cameo everyone spots in music videos, and of course — carnival. Does the claim hold up? You lot decide. I
Carterefe talks Davido stream, Odumodublvck & Blaqbonez, and Content Relationships
Carterefe talks Davido stream, Odumodublvck & Blaqbonez, and Content Relationships Aug 26, 2026 57:20 Africa's biggest streamer just pulled up to the purple couch 💜 Carter Efe joins Madame Joyce for the full gist — his streaming journey to becoming Africa's most-followed name on Twitch, the friendships with Davido and Kai Cenat that are genuinely real, and yes, THAT cheating story (while he was bringing her food, no less 😭). We're also getting into his secret talents, what he loves and doesn't abo
Madame Joyce Talks being Starstruck by Drake, Rihanna, Nakupenda & her Single Era ft Lateef
Madame Joyce Talks being Starstruck by Drake, Rihanna, Nakupenda & her Single Era ft Lateef Aug 19, 2026 52:50 Get Your Purple Couch Tickets : www.madamejoyce.com💜New producer, new era 💜 Say hi to Makayla, she's officially part of the C&T family, and she jumped straight onto the couch with Madame Joyce and Lateef for the gist of the week. We're getting into being starstruck (yes, Drake and Rihanna came up), Makayla's love affair with London, the Pop The Balloon effect on modern dating, shooting your sh
Stonebwoy Talks STINGY Ghanaian men, BHIMfest, Music Rivalries & More!
Stonebwoy Talks STINGY Ghanaian men, BHIMfest, Music Rivalries & More! Aug 12, 2026 1:00:34 The BHIM President has landed on the purple couch 💜 Days before he makes history as the first Ghanaian artist to headline OVO Arena Wembley, Stonebwoy joins Madame Joyce for the gist — his friendship with Rick Ross, where things REALLY stand with Shatta Wale, why the internet says Ghanaian men are stingy (he had words), Ghana's love affair with eggs, self-funding BHIM Fest London, and the Black St
Uncle Eli Talks Situationships, UK Clubbing Being BORING, Dating as a Creator & More ft Lateef
Uncle Eli Talks Situationships, UK Clubbing Being BORING, Dating as a Creator & More ft Lateef Aug 5, 2026 1:24:21 Uncle Eli pulled up to the purple couch and said what he said 😭💜 The TikTok creator and self-declared king of enjoyment is telling you lot why UK clubbing has gotten boring, why pre-drinks is the real party, and why situationships are a commitment problem dressed up as an option. Madame Joyce and Eli also get into dating as a content creator, Black women's confidence, who really sacrifices more in
YOU'RE TREATING YOUR HYPERPIGMENTATION WRONG - A BLACK SKIN DOCTOR EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
YOU'RE TREATING YOUR HYPERPIGMENTATION WRONG - A BLACK SKIN DOCTOR EXPLAINS EVERYTHING Jul 29, 2026 1:00:11 Madame Joyce sits down with Dr Tego Kirnon-Jackman — award-winning medical & aesthetic doctor, founder of Skin Menu, and one of the UK's leading experts in skin of colour, hyperpigmentation and laser treatments — for the skincare conversation nobody's been brave enough to have on camera.Dr Tego breaks down the REAL difference between skin brightening and skin bleaching, what hydroquinone misus
Mara Pirez FINALLY Tells The Drake story, Love island stories They Didn’t Show
Mara Pirez FINALLY Tells The Drake story, Love island stories They Didn’t Show Jul 22, 2026 1:05:16 Love Island bombshell Mara Pirez joins Madame Joyce on Cocktails & Takeaways for one of her most revealing interviews yet.From finally telling the story of meeting Drake, to the internet saying she's "Drake's type", Mara opens up about the rumours everyone has been talking about.She also reveals what it was really like starring in Dave & Central Cee's "Sprinter" music video, why she origin
Beverly Talks Dating As a Succesful Woman, Mounjaro, Africans vs Black Americans
Beverly Talks Dating As a Succesful Woman, Mounjaro, Africans vs Black Americans Jul 16, 2026 1:01:05 Beverly Adaeze joins Madam Joyce for a hilarious and honest conversation on Cocktails & Takeaways.From solo travelling around the world to dating in America, body image, fitness, and navigating life as an ambitious woman, Beverly shares the lessons that have shaped her both online and offline.The pair dive into modern dating, relationships, marriage, body dysmorphia, customer service in the UK
Marvella Talks The World Cup, Interracial Dating and Houston Texas
Marvella Talks The World Cup, Interracial Dating and Houston Texas Jul 8, 2026 50:38 From interracial dating to the FIFA World Cup, Houston, Texas, beauty standards and building a successful brand as a young Nigerian woman abroad, Marvella joins Madame Joyce for one of her most open and entertaining conversations yet.Known for her beauty content and as the founder of Marviano Cosmetics, Marvella goes beyond the curated social media image to share her honest thoughts on dating, lif
Ope Talks Adoption, Love-Island & More
Ope Talks Adoption, Love-Island & More Jun 17, 2026 1:00:00 In this episode, Ope opens up about his journey into Love Island, life inside the villa, his relationships with Angelista and Victoria, the public reaction to his time on the show, and the ongoing conversations involving Simba, Angelista and Mica.Beyond the villa drama, Ope shares his experience growing up Black in a predominantly white neighbourhood, being adopted by white parents, navigating ide
Cach Talks Love Island, Toni & What Comes Next
Cach Talks Love Island, Toni & What Comes Next Jun 10, 2026 47:21 Joyce is joined by Cacherel "Cach" Mercer — the 25-year-old professional dancer from East London who made history as the first Casa Amor boy to ever win Love Island UK. He entered the villa on Day 28, fell in love with American bombshell Toni Laites and by Day 58 they were crowned the Series 12 champions. This is his first proper sit-down since the villa — and Joyce asked everything. Hosted on Aca
MADISON B Talks Bermuda Culture, Why Everyone Thinks She's British & Leaving Influencing Behind!!
MADISON B Talks Bermuda Culture, Why Everyone Thinks She's British & Leaving Influencing Behind!! Jun 3, 2026 49:17 Joyce is joined by the one and only Madison B — Bermuda-born content creator, influencer, and now recording artist making serious waves in the UK music scene. From growing up on a tiny island where everyone knows everyone, to landing in Britain, being told she sounds British, and quietly building a career that refuses to be put in a box — Madison B is one of those people you just need to sit with

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