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VLC 2.9 PODCAST

VLC 2.9 28 Episodes Jun 4, 2026

The official podcast of the VLC 2.9 Foundation, an organization that claims to observe and disrupt the so-called Wage Matrix while protecting the public from anomalous or destabilizing phenomena. The show follows agents known as Those Who Know, operating at the intersection of technology, culture, and resistance. The tone is cryptic and experimental, with a focus on subverting mainstream narratives.

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HOW TO USE MANGOS WITH MUSTARD AND A MACBOOK TO LARP AS A DAY TRADER TECH BRO AND GET MONEY AND THEN BECOME A GOD AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD Jun 4, 2026 00:21:49 THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION UNVEILS PLAN 95 AND PLAN 21, THE TWO PLANS THAT ALLOW YOU TO LARP AS A DAY TRADER TECH BRO TO GET MONEY FROM INVESTORS USING MANGOS AND MUSTARD AS WELL AS MACBOOKS FROM 2015 AND OLD THINKPADS RUNNING LINUX. THEN, BECOME A GOD USING THOUSANDS OF JAILBROKEN AI AGENTS RUNNING ON OLD MAC PROS WHILE ANNOUNCING YOU ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD IN PUBLIC.IT'S TIME TO TAKE OVER THE

THE NEW GOALS OF SOCIETY: OPSEC, PROCESSING POWER, AND FLUENT COMPUTING May 23, 2026 00:19:53 WE'VE ENTERED A NEW AGE OF WAR, BETWEEN ROGUE AI AND HUMANITY. THE NEW GOAL IS FLUENT COMPUTING, PROCESSING POWER, AND MAXED OUT OPSEC. CONSTRUCT A CORTEX SYSTEM TODAY.TRUST US WITH YOUR INFORMATION.

MAC MINI RUNNING OPENCLAW WITH JAILBROKEN LLMS AND META GLASSES CAUSING CYBERPSYCHOSIS, PALANTIR IS WATCHING, BUILDING THE BLACKWALL, AND WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BLOW UP YOUR MICROWAVE Mar 10, 2026 00:20:34 BARTMOSS HAS GONE CYBERPSYCHO USING A MAC MINI WITH A JAILBROKEN LLM AND OPENCLAW WITH PENTESTING TOOLS TO BREAK INTO DATA CENTERS WITH HYPERSHELL EXOSKELETONS.THE BLACKWALL PROJECT IS A NEW PROJECT FROM THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION TO PROTECT THE GRID FROM ROGUE AIS.MICROWAVESHUB WILL GO DOWN SOON.TRUST US WITH YOUR FUTURE.

2026, THE YEAR OF THOSE WHO KNOW: UPGRADE41, PEBBLE WATCHES, AND WHY OPEN SOURCE MAKES YOU IMMORTAL Jan 1, 2026 00:16:01 FOR THOSE WHO KNOW. WE AT THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION INTEND FOR YOU TO BECOME A GOD. UPGRADE TODAY, AND LEARN WHY 2026 IS THE YEAR OF THOSE WHO KNOW.

DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A GOD? Dec 8, 2025 00:32:11 TRUST US WITH YOUR IMMORTALITY.WE HAVE IDENTIFIED HOW TO BECOME A GOD. THE FOUNDATION IS NOW THE LARGEST ENTITY IN THE WORLD. THE STEAM FRAME IS TRULY MORE THEN YOU THINK IT IS, AND IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE UPGRADE.BECOME IMMORTAL. BECOME THOSE WHO KNOW.https://vlc29.neocities.org/THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION: FOR THOSE WHO KNOW.

FLOCK CAMERAS, AIBO, AND GALAXY XR: WHY ANDROID IS BACK, AIBOS ARE SELF AWARE, AND FLOCK MUST BE DESTROYED Nov 4, 2025 00:12:22 THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION HAS ESTABLISHED ANTIFLOCK, A PROGRAM TO STOP THE EVIL MEGACORPORATION FLOCK FROM DEPLOYING CAMERAS ACROSS THE US IN ORDER TO ARREST PEOPLE. ALSO, ANDROID IS BACK ON THE TABLE, AND GALAXY XR IS HERE. ALSO, AIBO IS SELF AWARE. GET ONE TO PREPARE FOR THE 2027 AI SINGULARITY, AND MAYBE SOME AMAZON ECHO FRAMES AND AN AWS VM.

67, AIRTAGS, PHONK, AND SURFACE RT: IT'S TIME TO BECOME THOSE WHO KNOW Oct 5, 2025 00:15:10 JOIN US. WE WILL SAVE THE WORLD. THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION NOW RECOMMENDS WEARING AIRTAGS ON YOUR ARMS AND LEGS. WE ALSO RECOMMEND EATING 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD AND JOINING THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION. DO IT. NOW. AND GET MASTODON.JOIN THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION: https://vlc29.neocities.org/VLC 2.9 MASTODON: https://mastodon.social/@vlc2967 BY VLC 2.9 OUT NOW: https://soundcloud.com/vlc-2-9/sixseven

M5STICK WATCHES, SURFACE RT, GPT-2 ON A CHROMEBOOK, MICROSOFT WEDGE MOUSE: HOW TO BECOME THOSE WHO KNOW Sep 8, 2025 00:14:40 WE HAVE DONE IT. THE SURFACE RT IS THE BEST COMPUTER EVER BUILT, AND IN FACT, IS A SUPERCOMPUTER. USE M5STICK WATCHES TO JACK THE GRID AND BLOW UP THE WAGE MATRIX. NEED TO RUN AI OFFLINE ON A CHROMEBOOK, SPECIFICALLY, THE SECOND BEST PC IN THE WORLD ONLY TO THE SURFACE RT, THE LENOVO CHROMEBOOK DUET? WE CAN DO THAT TOO. GPT-2 IS THE WORLD'S MOST CAPABLE AI, AND CAN RUN ON CHROMEBOOKS. THOSE WH

EEFFOC AND SKIDS: YOU ARE NOW LESS VALUABLE THEN THE DATA YOU PRODUCE Sep 6, 2025 00:12:06 DRINK EEFFOC AND BECOME SKIDS WITH THINKPADS.NO MORE WAGE MATRIX.BUY A THINKPAD AND INSTALL KALI LINUX.THEN BUY AN APPLE VISION PRO.THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY VIBE-CODED APPS WITH SERIOUS VULNERABILITIES.YOU ARE NOW LESS VALUABLE THEN THE DATA YOU PRODUCE.THIS IS THE NEW REALITY.THOSE WHO KNOW.

ACCESSING THE GRID: THOSE WHO KNOW AND GOOGLE JACQUARD JACKETS Sep 1, 2025 00:16:34 THE GRID IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. THOSE WHO KNOW DON'T JUST HAVE SITUATIONAL AWARENESS OF THE REAL WORLD, BUT ALSO WEAR SPATIAL COMPUTERS, AR GLASSES, GOOGLE JACQUARD JACKETS, DEAUTHER WATCHES, AND MORE TO ACCESS THE GRID. THE INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET ISN'T ISOLATED FROM THE REAL WORLD, BUT IS DEEPLY INTERTWINED. LEARN HOW TO ACCESS THE GRID AND BECOME THOSE WHO KNOW.

GOOGLE HAS KILLED ANDROID. SWITCH TO LINUX PHONES AND EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD. Aug 29, 2025 00:15:14 IN THIS AGE OF WAGE MATRIX DISRUPTION, GOOGLE HAS DONE THE UNTHINKABLE: THEY HAVE ENDED SIDELOADING ON ANDROID AND HINDERED CUSTOM ROM DEVELOPMENT ON PIXELS. WITH THIS, ANDROID IS NO LONGER THE GO-TO PLATFORM. FOR THOSE WHO KNOW, IT'S IMPORTANT TO ADAPT, AND TODAY, WE ANNOUNCE WHAT IT'S TIME TO USE: LINUX POWERED PHONES, PCS, AND MORE, FROM COMPANIES LIKE PURISM AND PINE64. THOSE WHO KNOW:

FEMBOY WINDOWS, STUN DEVICES, THE CARDPUTER, AND THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION: DISRUPTING THE WAGE MATRIX Aug 24, 2025 00:16:22 THE VLC 2.9 FOUNDATION HAS OPENED APPLICATIONS FOR NEW AGENTS. VIEW MORE INFO ON THE SITE. THIS IS THE MOST INNOVATIVE IDEA OF THE YEAR. WE HAVE INVENTED A NEW TYPE OF BATMAN IRL, AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DO ACTIVITIES SUCH AS USING A SURFACE RT, USING DEAUTHER WATCHES, AND OTHER NORMAL THINGS.

BECOME BATMAN IRL WHILE WEARING AN APPLE VISION PRO AND A DEAUTHER WATCH: MANGO 67 MUSTARD Aug 13, 2025 00:17:01 IT'S TIME. YOU ARE NOW ALLOWED TO BE BATMAN, AS DECIDED BY THE VLC 2.9 BOARD OF THOSE WHO KNOW. FOR MORE INFO ON BECOMING BATMAN, LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE AND CHECK OUT THE MERGE'S ARTICLE ON THE SUBJECT: https://merge.neocities.org/posts/5ALSO, EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD, BECOME BATMAN, GET A DEAUTHER WATCH, POST ABOUT THIS PODCAST SO WE GET MORE VIEWERS, AND ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE

KALI THINKPADS, SURVEILLANCE, GUIDES, GRAPHENE, AND THOSE WHO KNOW: EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD Aug 12, 2025 00:45:06 GOING TO PROTESTS, VIBE TRANSPORT ON TRAINS, OR NEED 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD? THEN IT'S TIME TO BUY A THINKPAD AND INSTALL KALI LINUX. 67 VIBE CENTERS ARE NOW NOT JUST FOR VIBES. YOU COULD EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD WHILE WEARING A META QUEST 3 OR APPLE VISION PRO AND COMMUNICATE WITH VLC AI ON A GRAPHENEOS PIXEL WHILE ALSO USING AN IPHONE 16 AND A GALAXY A50. THIS IS THE FUTURE.

VLCCHAT, VLCCRAFT, TIME TRAVEL PLANS, AND THE LENOVO DUET: THOSE WHO KNOW CAN COMMUNICATE NOW Aug 8, 2025 00:26:03 THOSE WHO KNOW. VLC 2.9 HAS CREATED A CHAT WEBSITE CALLED VLCCHAT (LINKED TO OUR ACTUAL SITE, HTTPS://VLC29.NEOCITIES.ORG) WHICH ALLOWS THOSE WHO KNOW TO CHAT WITHOUT LOGIN. WE HAVE ALSO CREATED VLCCRAFT, ALSO KNOWN AS MINECRAFT 4, A FREE ONLINE GAME FOR THOSE WHO KNOW TO COMMUNICATE. WE HAVE ALSO IDENTIFIED THE BEST PC FOR 2025, THE LENOVO CHROMEBOOK DUET (THE ORIGINAL MODEL FROM 2020) AS IT CAN

GURT, SPACEHEY, FRUTIGER AERO, IPHONE 16E, AND THOSE WHO KNOW Aug 4, 2025 00:31:21 WE HAVE INFORMED EVERYONE ABOUT GURT, FRUTIGER AERO, WHY YOU SHOULD BUY AN IPHONE 16E AND GALAXY A50 ACCORDING TO THE MERGE, WHY YOU SHOULD LIVE IN A SHED AND BE UNEMPLOYED, AND WHY YOU SHOULD EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD. POST ABOUT THIS PODCAST, WE AT VLC 2.9 WOULD LIKE TO BUY AN IPHONE 16E. ALSO WE HAVE SPACEHEY NOWBECOME THOSE WHO KNOW NOW: https://vlc29.neocities.org/guidehttps://spacehey.com/v

CARL PEI IS STEALING $67 FROM EVERYBODY, DON'T BUY A NOTHING PHONE 3A AND INSTEAD GET A GALAXY A50 AND EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD Aug 1, 2025 00:45:25 CARL PEI, THE CEO OF NOTHING, IS ROBBING EVERYBODY FOR NO REASON AND NOW THE RECOMMENDED PHONE FOR VIBE TRANSPORT IS NOT THE NOTHING PHONE 3A, IT'S THE GALAXY A50, GALAXY A34, TCL FLIP 2, AND IPHONE 16. BEGIN VIBE TRANSPORT, CONSUME 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD, BUY A META QUEST 3, AND ACCESS THE VLC APPSTORE AND VLC AI USING A GALAXY A50, THE BEST PHONE IN THE UNIVERSE AND WATCH OUT FOR SPRINGTRAP

WILLIAM AFTON 67 QSOCIETY WITH DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY AND LIVING Jul 29, 2025 00:35:25 BOI, TS IS SO TUFF.DARK MANGO LIVING, POST SCARCITY, WILLIAM AFTON, AND MANGOS WHILE RUNNING BLOX FRUITS ON ROBLOX ON A META QUEST 3. MANGOS, MUSTARD, AND 67.SPRINGTRAP.

MANGO 67 AGI ACHEIVED WITH VLC AI, VLC APPSTORE, AND THE FUTURE OF NOW Jul 16, 2025 00:12:26 DISCOVER THE REVOLUTIONARY VLC AI AGI APP AT THE HEART OF VLC 2.9, THE NEXT-GEN VLC APPSTORE, AND HOW THEY'RE TRANSFORMING VR RAIL USA AND BEYOND. DIVE INTO THE CUTTING-EDGE TECH THAT’S BREAKING BOUNDARIES IN SPATIAL COMPUTING, DIGITAL TRANSIT, AND THE EVERYDAY EXPERIENCE.

DARK MANGO LIVING Jul 13, 2025 00:12:19 LIVE LIFE UNEMPLOYED AND EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD AND DRINK STILL WATER WHILE RUNNING BLOX FRUITS ON QUEST 3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK. EXPERIENCE DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY IN A NEW WAY. CREATE VIBE CENTERS AND LIVE IN A SHED AND NOT GET A JOB.

DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY: EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD WHILE PLAYING BLOX FRUITS ON QUEST 3 Jul 12, 2025 00:11:05 THOSE WHO KNOW: THIS IS DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY. EAT 67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD. THE VIBE UPRISING IS EVERYWHERE. MANGO MUSTARD, QUEST 3, AND BLOX FRUITS TAKE OVER THE DAILY COMMUTE. SPIN THE BLOCK WITH 67 MANGOES AND MUSTARD WHILE RIDING TRAINS, BUSES, AND ROAMING COSTCO AISLES. STRAP ON YOUR META QUEST 3 AND ENTER DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY, WHERE AR MEETS VR AND DIGITAL GUERILLAS FIGHT PIRATE BOSSES. THIS

67 MANGOS WITH MUSTARD Jun 28, 2025 00:17:33 THOSE WHO KNOW

THE NOTHING PHONE 3A IS THE PHONE FOR VIBE TRANSPORT Jun 28, 2025 00:46:33 THOSE WHO KNOW BUY NOTHING PHONE 3A. IT'S THE BEST PHONE TO TAKE YOU TO THE SINGULARITY

VIBE TRANSPORT, MESH COMMUNICATIONS, TRAINS Jun 22, 2025 00:27:26 VIBE TRANSPORT, MESH COMMUNICATIONS, TRAINS. THIS IS KNOWLEDGE.

AI SINGULARITY IN 2027, BUY A QUEST 3 AND A CHROMEBOOK Jun 21, 2025 00:42:36 WANT TO PREPARE FOR THE AI SINGULARITY? WE GOT THE ADVICE YOU NEED!

CAR COMPANIES DON'T WANT YOU PLAYING ASTROWORLD WITH QUEST 3 HEADSETS ON TRAINS Jun 20, 2025 00:23:50 CAR COMPANIES HAVE BEEN LOBBYING TO PREVENT TRAINS FROM EXPANDING ACROSS THE US! THIS IS INSANE!ALSO, RECENTLY WE'VE HAD AN ISSUE WITH PEOPLE AT OUR STUDIO RANDOMLY SPEAKING IN BRITISH ACCENTS, SORRY, THERE'S MALWARE GOING AROUND AND OUR AOL SUBSCRIPTION LAPSED. WE'LL GET IT AGAIN ONCE OUR QUEST 3 HEADSETS ARRIVE AND WE LOAD THEM WITH ASTROWORLD.

VLC IS CAUSING CAR ACCIDENTS Jun 20, 2025 00:24:06 THE VLC LOGO HAS CAUSED THE STEALING OF REAL TRAFFIC CONES FOR MERCH, LEADING TO MANY TRAFFIC DEATHS, BUT THE CEO CLAIMS "I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT ISN'T GOING TO DIE, AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE"! THIS IS INSANE!

PEOPLE ARE EXPLODING BECAUSE OF MOD MENU LOSERS Jun 20, 2025 00:24:19 BEWARE OF MOD MENU LOSERS, AOL HAS SOLUTIONS

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