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Comedian Jonesy hosts a daily podcast covering weird and bizarre news stories from around the world. Five days a week he presents strange headlines, and every Friday focuses exclusively on news from Florida. The show offers a humorous take on unusual current events.
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Florida woman bites off her husband's ear while driving. Florida lady let's an 11 year old with autism drive her to 7-11.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after biting off her husband's ear while driving on the highway. Florida woman allowed an 11 year old boy with autism to drive her to 7-11, a crashing ensues. Floridaman who was deputy of the year has to quit the force after several egregious behaviors including Nazi salutes and speeding. Florida woman calls 911 over a traffic ticket and police find 28 bags
Rescue pug wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. Sad lady sues in order to swim with dolphins to get happy.
Rescue pug from California wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. US Army members are being offered four days off to play Grand Theft Auto 6 if they re-enlist for two more years. Woman filed lawsuit in order to swim with dolphins in Hawaii because she's sad. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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600 students escape a haunted hostel after girls are possessed. Celebrity claims she had an exorcism using a didgeridoo.
Accused landlord murderer boards a flight and leaves the US while he was on a weekend pass from a Virginia mental asylum. Celebrity actor Kaia Gerber says she had an exorcism performed on her with a didgeridoo. 600 Indian student escape a haunted hostel amid girl possession rumors. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Woman dies and comes back to life, gets a parking ticket. World Toe Wrestling Champions have been crowned.
Woman dies and comes back to life only to find they gave her a parking ticket. Harvard shows that when new album is released there's a rise in fatal car crashes in the US. England crowns the new World Toe Wrestling Champions. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Airport sauna closes after travelers turn it into a sex den. Boat Captain fined for blowing a horn to wake a polar bear.
Boat operator fined thousands for using a foghorn to wake a sleeping polar bear in Norway. AI boss fires the first human employee at a San Francisco market place. Air France closes their lounge sauna after travelers allegedly turned it into a sex den. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Floridaman caught using a "Whizzanator" in the back of a police car. Floridamen battle with machete and hatchet in a Publix parking lot.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Two Floridamen fight in a Publix parking lot with a machete and hatchet. Florida "Tombraiders" steal from mulitple cemeteries across the state. Floridaman vandals several Flok cameras and is later arrested with the help of a Flok camera. Floridaman caught using a "Whizzanator" in the back of a police car. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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NASA says the Earth's gravity won't disappear for seven seconds this year. Bird flu leads to worldwide shuttlecock shortages.
NASA forced to debunk a conspiracy theory about the Earth's gravity disappearing for 7 seconds yesterday at 10:33 am. Bird flu driven feather shortage is affecting shuttlecocks and the badminton world. Suspicious package turns out to be an adult toy that shut down traffic in Washington DC during rush hour. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Naked woman steals a fire truck in Wisconsin. New Orleans will use AI to handle their 911 emergency calls.
Police in Wisconsin arrest a naked woman driving a stolen fire truck. Man drinks heavily, takes steroids without working out, as an experiment to see if he can place in a bodybuilding competition. City of New Orleans will use AI to handle their 911 emergency calls. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Police rescue over 40 cats left abandoned on a sailboat off the coast. Radio program accidentally announced the death of King Charles.
Police rescue over 40 cats and kittens that were left abandoned on a sailboat floating off the coast of Tacoma. Gooners have been targeting women in Dollar Tree store across the country leading to a law suit. Radio program accidentally reports the death of King Charles. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Flight canceled when child refuse to wear a seatbelt. Dog meat soup will beat the summer heat, says North Korean health dept.
Flight in Canada canceled after an infant refused to wear a seatbelt. North Koreans urged to eat dog meat soup in order to beat the heatwave. 162 year old bottle of Guinness beer found in a shipwreck will be used to make more ancient brew. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Floridaman tries to drown a teen after fighting over lobsters. Get naked with a Floridaman while eating at a steakhouse.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida steakhouse offers a naked dining experience that doesn't allow touching. Florida woman Christian influencer is kicked off an Alaska Airlines flight after preaching to the passengers during a delay. Floridaman accused of attempting to drown a teenage diver after fighting over a lobster fishing spot off the coast of Miami. Floridaman arrested after receiving a kilo of coke i
Chicken amusement park is shut down because the chicken wasn't cooked. New raccoon pet law makes it easier to own one in Tennessee.
Authorities shut down a chicken amusement park run by an influencer because the chicken was undercooked. London man admits to killing his neighbors koi fish because the noise drove him insane. New law in Tennessee made it much easier to own a pet raccoon. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Man dressed as the Grim Reaper to scare hospital patients. Vampire guy left dead animals outside churches.
Naked man jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge, survives and is charged. A vampire obsessed man arrested after leaving animal corpses outside of churches. Man fined after dressing up as Grim Reaper and scaring hospital patients. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Cops dress up as plants to catch drivers on their phones. CEO asks job seekers to tattoo his logo in order to get an interview.
Cops dressed as bushes catch 74 drivers on their phones in 6 hours in central Jersey. Awful CEO asks job seekers to tattoo themselves with his company logo in order to be granted a job interview. Minnesota man arrested after using homemade spike strips to keep children away from his property. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Naked man claims to be Jesus crashes car into a church. Elderly lady does drive-by bear spray attack at Trader Joe's.
Naked man claiming to be Jesus crashes his car into a church in Detroit. Elderly woman arrested for a drive-by bear spray attack in a Trader Joe's parking lot. Vietnamese doctors perform the nation's first successful penis transplant. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder. Mail carrier stole 80 cats from customers on her mail route.
Florida Friday - Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder after she tried to leave the date. Floridaman attacks a Florida woman with a pizza pan at the movie theater after she laughed too loud. 77 year old Florida woman mail carrier stole 100 animals from her neighborhood mail route. Florida woman attacked her senior relative with a cup of urine at a family gathering. Weir
Space mirror will beam sunlight back down to Earth and roast us all. Australians fined over $4 for failing to vote in last election.
Australian citizens fined over $4 million for failing to vote in the last compulsory election. An American hiker in Montana impaled himself on top of a mountain and then walked 10 miles back down. US government approves a giant space mirror to deliver sunlight to Earth. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Someone pooped in the moshpit and the police were called. Wife bites husband's toes for years to snap him out of his coma.
Police were called after a concertgoer defecated in the moshpit of a Devilskin concert in New Zealand. Wife in China spends years biting her husband's to snap him out of a coma. There is a Scream Club in Chicago that encourages members to scream and let it all out by the lake. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Pet Tarot card readings are popular in Korea. Dog owners must clean up urine or be fined in Switzerland.
Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://i
Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a forest. Family finds dead stranger in the freezer of a dead relative.
Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a Massachusetts park. Russian authorities are going to raid shopping malls for radical youths. Family discovers body of a dead stranger in the freezer of their recently deceased relative in Alaska. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Floridaman peppersprays children in a pet store for not petting HIM. Woman stabs her friend after arguing about drinking beer in the Uber.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman stabbed her friend after arguing about drinking beer in their UBER. A Floridaman with a flamethrower barricaded himself inside an RV in a Walmart parking lot. Floridaman arrested living on multiple boats that didnt belong to him AKA Squater Piracy. Floridaman arrested for pepperspraying a family in a pet store for not petting HIM. Weird AF News is the only daily wei
Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lusty women. MLB fan slaps another for not standing during National Anthem.
Major League Baseball fan slaps another fan for not standing during the National Anthem. Large mysterious metal spaceballs are being found on a beach in Queensland, Australia. Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from those lusty women. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Hitler's birthplace reopens as a police station. Ant toppings on a dessert may lead to jail for a restaurant owner.
Michelin star restaurant owner in South Korea faces jail for serving dessert topped with ants. CD sales are on the rise despite Gen Z lacking CD players. Adolf Hitler's birthplace in Austria re-opens as a police station. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Japan offers Human Refrigerators to keep cool. Prisoner wins legal right to mail his fluids to a lover.
Japan has a Human Refrigerator to keep you cool in summer, it looks like a giant vending machine. Prisoner won a legal battle to send and receive bodily covered letters with his fiance. Three women set world records at the annual Lumberjack Championship in Wisconsin.
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Naked train surfer was arrested in Denver. 82 year old grandma survived nine days alone in her bathtub.
82 year old woman survived 9 days trapped in her bathtub after a fall. Mexico warns its' citizens of a diarrhea risk when visiting the US. Man arrested after surfing naked on a moving train in Denver.
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Florida granny gets mailed obscene license plate from DMV. Two school principals arrested for DUI in same car on same night.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Dead python will get you a free pizza at this Florida restaurant. Florida department of motor vehicles sent a granny an obscene license plate. Two Florida school principals arrested for drunk driving same car on same night. Florida politician claims giraffes proves being gay is not natural.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and
Stock market influencer stabbed by a follower after lost money. Grandparent Happy Hour goes into law in Minnesota.
Stock market investment influencer was stabbed by an angry follower who lost money on their stock tips. Minnesota "Grandparent Happy Hour" is singed into law. Man defecated on the wall of a social club, wiped his bum with a sandwich and claimed he had a bomb. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joini
Thief robs a bank while holding a kitten. Pubic hair covered croissant goes viral in Thailand.
Pubic hair covered croissant goes viral in Pattaya, Thailand. The US Navy gives sailors one year to shave off their beards of exit. Thief robs a bank while holding a kitten.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at
Jealous wife bites off husband's organ after sharpening her teeth. Stoned dog is rescued off a high mountain.
Chipotle opens its first restaurant location in Mexico. Jealous wife bites her husband's penis off after sharpening her teeth with a file. Very stoned dog rescued on the highest mountain in Scotland after eating some cannabis. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http
Woman sewed her roommate's lips together, is arrested. Grocery store stays open after customer dies in the bakery.
California grocery store stays open after customer dies in the bakery. Woman arrested in Japan after sewing her roommates lips together. Taco Bell removes certain ingredients after outbreak of explosive diarrhea hits the midwest. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon h
Floridaman dumps feces filled backpack on his ex for cheating. Florida woman arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in back of ridehare.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman rideshare passenger arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in the back of the ride. Floridaman exposed himself to a Doordash delivery person and blamed it on a cat scratch from his kitten. Florida couple arrested after leaving their young children alone in a hotel room while they got drunk at the pool. Floridaman accused of choking his e girlfriend and dumping a backpack
Pilot jumps to his death, leaving his flight trainee to land plane alone. Taylor Swift fans are buying the trash from the streets outside her NYC wedding.
Pilot jumps to his death, leaving his flight trainee to land plane alone. Scientists say that cannibalism is bad for your health. Taylor Swift fans are buying the trash from the streets outside her NYC wedding. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/w
Man cut off his own genitals and used them to burn a building. Man used a seagull as a weapon, attacked a stranger.
Police investigating after report of a man using a seagull as a weapon in Scotland. Drug dealers in Berlin are leaving free samples in mailboxes according to police. Indiana man cut off his own genitals and used them to commit arson. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patre
Horse purchases rise as gasoline prices increase. Truck spills 40,000 lbs of Frank's Red Hot Sauce on a highway.
Horse sales are surging in Russia amid the gasoline deficit. Two teens accused of using a plasma cannon to break into a high school after hours. Semitruck spilled 40,000 pounds of Frank's Red Hot sauce across a highway in Ohio. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon htt
World Cup soccer approves of Viagra for their players. Wildfire betting site sparks arson concerns.
Pilot crashed his plane into a skyscraper in China for "personal reasons". Wildfire betting site sparks arson concerns in California. English soccer team approved to use Viagra for their Mexico City match.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdaf
Florida woman denies owning the cocaine found in her butt. Shots fired at Florida Walmart over a parking spot.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman gets arrested and denies being the owner of the cocaine found inside her butt. Floridaman is arrested for chasing an ambulance and forcing it off the road. Shots fired at Florida Walmart after a dispute over a parking spot escalates. Floridaman pulls gun on his sex partner after a fecal incident in the bedroom. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in th
Couple arrested after marriage proposal on top of Empire State Building. Man with world's smallest wang launches fundraiser for a new one.
Couple arrested after marriage proposal on top of the Empire State Building's spire. Pigeons were dyed blue for a gender reveal party and then released into the wild, which concerns conservation agency. Man who claims to have world's smallest penis launches fundraiser to get a penis enlargement surgery.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on F
Card tournament canceled over too many smelly players. Pastor defends video of mock firing squad at Bible camp.
Game card shop in Oregon suspends a card tournament over smelly players. 79 year old grandma given lifetime ban from a UK supermarket chain after she was rude to the staff. Pastor in Kentucky defends video showing a mock firing squad in front of children at a Bible camp.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPO
Mexican "Vigilante Batman" wanted for duct taping suspects to poles. Photo of baby Hitler mistakenly printed in middle school yearbook.
Mexican vigilante Batman wanted for taping motorcycle thieves to lamp posts. Utah has banned fireworks for Fourth of July while nearly 400 wildfires rage across the state. Investigation underway after a photo of baby Hitler discovered in a middle school yearbook. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by j
Serial public pool pooper was caught in big poo investigation. Extreme heat conference canceled for extreme heat.
Extreme heat conference in London canceled because of extreme heat. Man caught defecating in a public swimming pool 18 times (Wales). US government changes the definition of shellfish to - NOT needing a shell.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/wei
Florida woman ran an illegal butt enhancement cafe. Floridaman tried to act out Grand Theft Auto in real life.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - 85 year old Floridaman arrested for street racing over 100mph in his "favorite sports car". Florida woman arrested for running an illegal "Butt Enhancement Cafe". Florida woman arrested after a loud fart leads to death threats in a Dollar General store. Floridaman crashes his truck and then tries to steal a medical helicopter to make a getaway. Weird AF News is the only daily weir
Police declare war on disappearing genitals sorcery. Mutant sewer rats love poison and might be teaching ninjitsu.
Mutant sewer rats are spreading rapidly through US cities. Police in Kenya have declared war on the disappearing genitals sorcery. Police in Dublin, Ohio are retiring a parking garage Robo-Cop after 0 arrests and 0 tickets in ten months time. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N
Giving herpes to a customer, an Arby's manager is being sued. Missing giraffe in Texas named Gracie, the search is on.
Arby's employee accused of giving herpes to a customer. Vietnam police rescue 500 pet cats from being eaten in largest bust ever. The search is on in Texas for a missing giraffe named Gracie. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR bu
Search is on for a magician that vanished a week ago. Japan holds their annual Ninja certification tests.
Authorities in Australia are searching for a magician that vanished over a week ago. Japan holds the 18th annual Ninja certification test. Man used a massage gun on his tired eyeballs and it didn't go well. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weird
World Cup fans are addicted to bad Ranch dressing. Teen jailed in Russia for ordering a pizza in the name of Hitler.
Don't chug Ranch dressing at the airport, warns TSA to visiting World Cup fans. Japan cracks down on the ice cream cartel as summer heats up. Russian teenager goes to jail after ordering a pizza in the name of Adolf Hitler. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://
Floirdaman pulled over with 34 empty White Claw cans as his passenger. White couple decide to keep their Asian baby after IVF embryo mixup.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gets out of jail and immediately steals a truck from the courthouse and leads police on a car chase. Floridaman arrested after trying to shoot down a drone that was owned and operated by the local police. White couple has IVF mixup but decides to keep their Asian baby that is not genetically their own. Floridaman arrested for DUI after police discover 34 opened White Cl
Man attacked by a gator after fleeing from police in a swamp. Doctors remove a 20cm bottle from man's rectum, he claims was "cleaning himself".
After running from police on foot, a Louisiana man is attacked by an alligator after jumping into a swamp. Minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania canceled a Pride Night ballgame after players refused to wear a rainbow. Doctors removed a 20cm bottle from a man's rectum after it got stuck while he was "cleaning himself". Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news
Scottish soccer fans drank all the beer in Boston. China claims foreign "spy turtles" are monitoring their seas.
Scottish soccer fans drank all the beer in downtown Boston. Data shows there's groups of men that pee in the sink and call it a "movement". China claims foreign intelligence agencies are spying on them by using Spy Turtles and Spy Fish. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pa
Dog shoots at a neighbor, destroys a gaming computer. Canadian man arrested for drunk kayaking.
Canadian man arrested for drunk kayaking. Study suggests the iPhone invention is responsible for the declining birthrates in US. Gaming PC saves owners life after bullet's fired by a neighbor's dog. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -
Lemonade stand robbed at gunpoint, children shook. Enemy lesbian nuns quit a convent and get married in Brazil.
Child's lemonade stand armed at gunpoint in South Boston. Enemy lesbian nuns quit the convent and marry each other. Study of 10 million couples show no link between zodiac signs and marriage.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy
Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman performed an intimate act with himself outside his car at a McDonald's in Disneyland. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary. Florida woman arrested after selling homemade wine out of a cooler at a childrens' soccer tournament. Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. We
Man had rare triple penis, scientists discover. Jesus has an energy drink, too.
Welcome to the world of Christian energy drinks (What would Jesus drink?). Supermarket in NZ recalls a product called Death by Chicken over salmonella concerns. Man who donated his body to science after death had a rare triple penis. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patre
Satanic rituals, forced marriage and an Olive Garden. Vagina Museum complains visitors keep stealing their MILF exhibit.
Man arrested at an Olive Garden for forcing a woman to marry him and injuring her in a Satanic ritual. The Vagina Museum complains that visitors keep stealing the MILF magnet. Girlfriend caught cheating with her cousin on the cat litter box's built in camera. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joini
University president tells students to end their lives in commencement speech. US federal bug agency is infested with bed bugs.
University president tells graduating student body to kill themselves during commencement speech. US Federal bug agency is infested with bedbugs. Elderly man arrested after stealing an elevator door and cutting it up with a chainsaw in his apartment.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Wei
Celebrity dog was stolen and sold to a restaurant to be eaten. Taco truck called TNT Tacos exploded.
Mailman arrested for driving drunk while on the job. Celebrity dog with over 1 million followers was stolen and sold to a restaurant to be eaten. Taco truck called TNT Tacos exploded in Tennessee. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - O
Floridaman shoots himself in the groin at Walmart. Floridaman gets face bit by an alligator then sues.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots himself in the groin while shopping in Walmart. Floridaman filed a lawsuit after an alligator bites his face off. Rap lyrics in a yearbook leads to suspension of a Florida school principal. Florida woman arrested after stealing $15 vibrator from Walmart. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's onl
"Lizard People" tunnels will be available for the public to explore under Denver airport. Scientists made bread out of yeast found inside a frozen mummy's guts.
Scientists found yeast in a 5,000 year old frozen mummy's guts and used it to make sourdough bread, aka "Evil Dead". Denver airport is opening up Lizard people conspiracy tunnels for the public to enjoy. Catholic church removed a prominent exorcist for UFO, Aliens and Demons comments. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only
Bird owners should let their birds masturbate, say experts. Fire fighter set fires in order to keep busy on weekends.
Masturbation among birds is natural and should not be punished say experts. Volunteer fire fighter arrested for setting fires and then responding to them with his own department. Baker in Minnesota announces Nuclear Family promotion during Pride month (June). Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joini
Three horses were stabbed by teen girl competitor prior to a racing event. Man demolished his family home with an excavator after wife threatens dirovce.
Three horses were stabbed by a crazy teen competitor prior to a racing event in Vegas. Man demolished his own family home with an excavator after wife threatens divorce. Benadryl challenge viral trend sends 5 children to the hospital over the weekend in San Diego.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by j
Man banned from all 6 Flags parks for eating 10 piece nugget on a ride. Did the NYPD just find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle underground hideout?
Man banned from 6 Flags amusement parks after he's caught eating a 10 piece Chicken McNugget on a rollercoaster. World record fastest pizza maker has been crowned in Las Vegas. Investigation underway after many mysterious men emerge from manholes in Brooklyn, NY.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by jo
Floridaman tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Floridaman finds $1 million on the beach, turns it in to police.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Elderly Floridaman in a g-string tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Florida judge caught having intercourse with a police officer in the chambers. Florida woman arrested, police find some party favors hidden in one of her body cavities. Floridaman goes viral after finding millions of dollars on the beach and turning it in to police. Weird AF News is the
Drunk driver claims he has "Blood of Christ" in him. Texas man drives a Cybertuck into a lake to test "Wade Mode".
Drunk driver claimed he had the "blood of Christ" in him. Hooters restaurants are rebranding as a neighborhood place for families. Man intentionally drove a Cybertruck into a Texas lake to test "Wade Mode". Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weird
AI company is paying people $2k month to touch themselves. Scientists still don't know how to revive cryopreserved dead humans.
AI company is paying people $2k month to pleasure themselves for research. Truck carrying over 10,000 lbs of Kit Kat bars overturns on the freeway in Mississippi. Over 600 cryopreserved humans are awaiting thawing and revival but scientists don't know how to do that yet. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPP
Flying umbrella fatally stabs a lady at a windy restaurant. Hell (the city) is for sale and it's surprisingly affordable.
Flying umbrella fatally struck a woman in the neck during a storm at a lake restaurant. Hell is for sale in Michigan (the town that is) and it's surprisingly affordable. West Hollywood barber shop offers men haircuts and therapy. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon h
Dog shoots woman with a shotgun outside a gas station. Woman prisoner busted smuggling bottle of wine inside her ladyparts.
Dog shot a woman with a shotgun outside of a gas station in Nebraska. Athletes had beef at the Enhanced Games in Las Vegas when a non steroid user won a sprinting event. Lady prisoner busted smuggling a bottle of wine insider of her. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patre
Florida woman tried baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Drunk Floridaman arrested, tried to call his family using his shoe.
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Teacher took vodka shots with her students on her own doorstep. World record for largest bowl of guacamole in Mexico.
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Woman arrested for selling drugs and landmines. Students accidentally served dirt at a high school dinner event.
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Airline bans robots and humanoids from all future flights. Police in France warn citizens to beware of the drunk deer.
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Teen steals 3 buses in 6 months just for joyrides. Lady shot her husband because he was annoying.
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Floridaman woke up to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman teacher arrested for taping child's mouth shut.
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Please don't fire your canons, town urges citizens. New billboard warns criminals that firing squads are legal.
New York town reminds citizens to please don't fire your canons. New billboard in Mississippi warns criminals that firing squads are legal in their state. US Post Office will allow mailing of handguns for first time in 100 years. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon h
Bigfoot believers and skeptics clash over wave of recent sightings. All you can eat restaurant introduces a "vomit fee ".
Robot gets ordained as Buddhist monk in South Korea. Bigfoot believers and skeptics clash over recent wave of sightings in Ohio. All you can eat restaurant introduces a vomit fee to keep customers in check. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weird
New trend of enlarging your testicles is addictive and fun? Man pulled a car with his penis while also on fire.
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Florida woman found up a tree dressed as a squirrel attacked police with acorns. Woman ran over ducklings with a Honda for pooping in her yard.
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Thousands of citizens disappear each year on purpose in Japan. Mexico City is sinking so fast it can be seen from space.
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The first Sperm Racing World Cup is coming to San Francisco. Why are birds more afraid of women than men?
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Man makes love to a trash bin before eating out of it. Ramen loving grandma is buried with her favorite cup of noodles.
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Man brings his dead sister's skeleton to a bank to withdraw money. New Christian cell network will block naughty stuff and gender content.
New US cell phone network for Christians will block porn and gender related content. Cult of Scientology frustrated that teenagers are doing "speed runs" through their buildings in Hollywood for TikTok. Indian man brings his dead sisters skeleton to the bank to withdraw money. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman
Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots customers that put soda in water cup. Looks like Sloth World in Florida ain't happenin' cuz all the sloths died.
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