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Comedian Jonesy hosts a daily podcast covering weird and bizarre news stories from around the world. Five days a week he presents strange headlines, and every Friday focuses exclusively on news from Florida. The show offers a humorous take on unusual current events.
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Woman married 14 men to fund her gambling habit. Idaho voters get to choose an official state gun.
Las Vegas woman married 14 men to fund her gambling habit. Idaho voters will choose an official state gun during the upcoming November election. Hail satan erupts at a city council meeting and a pastor insists the curse on their city be reversed. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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College professor accused of urinating on students' backpacks. Dolphin named Bubbles makes other fish vomit and then eats it.
Delta airline passenger stole an airport tug and drove it on the tarmac until crashing. College professor accused of urinating on students' backpack. Dolphin named Bubbles makes other fish vomit and then eats it. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea is rapidly exploding in the US. Short father pays for shorter son to have $150k leg lengthening surgery to feel better.
Guitar Center removes it's "ban" on playing Stairway to Heaven within the store. Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea is exploding in the US and spreading rapidly. Short father pays for his shorter son to have $150k leg lengthening surgery to feel better. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House again. Floridaman breaks up with stripper, who then threatens to off his wife.
FLORIDA FRIDAY.- Florida woman indecently exposes her lady organs in the middle of an argument at a Waffle House. Florida woman left behind a bottle of vodka at a T-Mobile store after attacking the employees. Not one, but two cranes fall on top of a Florida home in same day. Floridman breaks up with his stripper girlfriend, who immediately threatens his wife and family, is arrested. Weird AF News
Woman pretends to be substitute teacher in order to berate children.Young man admits to police he tried to make love to a pony named Cheeky.
Teenage hiker rescued off the side of a mountain cliff in Canada after using AI to guide his route. Young man admits to police he tried to have sex with a pony named Cheeky. Woman pretended to be substitute teacher to go into class and berate children. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Woman injured by giant mechanical penis ride in Las Vegas. Russian spies are pooping in enemy toilets.
Whiskey will be distilled and aged in outer space for the first time. Russian spies are popping in the toilets of their enemies as a scare tactic. Woman files law suit after she is injured by giant mechanical penis ride at a Las Vegas bar. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Wife shoots husband for leaving his gun around the house. Vietnamese cat stealing ring arrested after stealing over 2,700 pets.
Wife, angry with husband for leaving his gun around the house, shoots him to, "teach him a lesson". Vietnamese cat stealing ring arrested after stealing 2,700 pets from various neighborhoods in Ho Chi Minh City. Giant hairball removed from young woman's stomach in India after eating her own hair for eleven years.
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Teacher fired for offering extra credit for cash donations. Pet cemetery is over capacity so please stop leaving your dead pets.
Iowa High School teacher fired for offering students extra credit for donating cash to her personal GoFundme. New Jersey man won the National Bigfoot Calling competition in New York. Abandoned pet cemetery caretaker asks public to please stop leaving their dead pets at the cemetery. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Florida mom abandons her four children to go on a 3 day cruise. Floridaman hit by a car while filming his haircut in the middle of a highway.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida mom abandons her 4 children to go on a Carnival cruise. Young Floridaman hit by a car while filming Tiktok haircut challenge in the middle of the road. Family's Disney vacation was ruined after 3 year old daughter finds a sex toy at the resort hotel. Florida woman transported to la ocal hospital to have meth extracted from insider her lady genitalia. Weird AF News is the
Fraternity suspended after forcing members to swallow live goldfish. Enjoy coffee with alpacas at this Serbian cafe.
College fraternity suspended after forcing members to swallow live goldfish. State of Tennessee failed to execute a lady by lethal injection twice. Cafe in Serbia allows enjoy coffee in the company of real alpacas. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Olympics approves a river crawling with crocodiles for rowing events. Prisons in Canada will distribute paper straws to inmates for safer snorting.
A river in Australia crawling with 500 crocodiles has been approves as an Olympics rowing venue for 2032. Sweden launches new campaign urging the elderly citizens to be ruder to scammers. Prisons in Canada will distribute paper straws to inmates for safer snorting of their narcotics.
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Toddler brought a loaded gun to daycare. Man crashed his truck into a store because he needed to use the bathroom.
Man destroys a home with a stolen tractor after his rival urinated on his family's graves. Driver crashed truck through a Kroger grocery store in Texas because he needed to use the bathroom. Police investigating after toddler brings a loaded gun to a daycare.
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People are smoking cigs in order to quit vaping. Zombie lady bites part of a woman's head off and spits it into a grate.
New study shows people are smoking cigarettes in order to quit vaping. Belgium has a big time laughing gas problem. Woman had a piece of her head bitten off by a stranger, who may be a zombie, in Seattle. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Floridaman strangles girlfriend after arguing about flatulence in bed. Florida woman throws vegan mayonnaise at a driver during road rage.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - After fleeing the police a Florida woman crashes into school bus with pipe bombs and other weapons in her car. Florida woman threw jar of vegan mayonnaise at another driver during a road rage incident. Floridaman pulls a gun on fire fighters that were trying to save him. Floridaman strangles his girlfriend after arguing about flatulence in bed. Weird AF News is the only daily wei
Wendy's restaurant releases an original EMO album. Pet male tarantula was going to die a virgin, his owner went on the web for a date.
Wendy's fast food restaurant releases a new original EMO music album using real artists. Man used fake penises to convince clients he had the spiritual powers to remove their bad luck. Pet male tarantula was about to die a virgin, until his owner turned to the web to hook him up. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Old man's scrotum was whistling, leaving doctors confused. Teacher in Tokyo brought students to rob homes with him.
Teacher in Tokyo, Japan brought students with him to rob homes. Doctors discovered a 72 year old man's scrotum was whistling due to a collapsed lung. Welcome the return of a popular unvaccinated singles match-making event (and dating app). Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Child fight club at a daycare breaks rule number 1. Study: 1 in 3 Gen Z men haven't touched themselves in 90 days.
Texas daycare being sued by family alleging the staff ran a child fight club. New study shows 1 in 3 Gen Z men haven't touched themselves in 90 days. 95 year old William Shatner is singing lead vocals in a metal band. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Third person dies of malaria from a mosquito on a plane to Germany. Man arrested for pepper spraying a moviegoer for cellphone usage during film.
Third person dies of malaria from a mosquito on a plane to Germany. Mother arrested for giving her baby away to a stranger at a Texas bus stop. Man arrested for pepper spraying a moviegoer for cellphone usage in Burbank, CA. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Florida woman arrested after husband finds video of her having sex with the family dog. Florida mom and son arrested for having relations "about 100 times" on video.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Female passenger took off all her clothes and engaged in some indecent acts on an American Airlines flight to Miami, Florida. Floridaman arrested after hiding under a couple's hotel room bed while they slept. Florida mother and son charged with incest after having sexual intercourse on camera "about a hundred times." Florida woman arrested after husband discovers home video of her
Deputy and wife beaten up by Waffle House employees over parking. Gambling related Emergency Room visits are on the rise.
Deputy and his wife were beaten up by Waffle House employees over a parking spot dispute. New study suggests lack of water makes large moon colonies impossible. More people than ever are going to emergency rooms for gambling. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Angry villagers take a cell technician hostage over poor area coverage. Chinese billionaire has nearly 300 children with US surrogates off Instagram.
Chinese billionaire has nearly 300 children with US surrogates off Instagram ads. Angry villagers in India tie a cell tower technician to a pole in protest against poor cellular coverage. Backyard dog breeders are trying to trade French Bulldogs for Pokemon cards at trading shows. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Zoo apologized for offering a Child Predator Tour. Nurse performed an exorcism on an elderly nursing home resident.
Zoo in England apologized for selling tickets to the Child Predator Tour. South Korea built an app for victims of stalking to track their stalkers and watch their approach. Nurse is accused of performing an exorcism on an elderly nursing home resident. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Man sexually abused koi fish and other stuff. New conspiracy based on traffic lights being weapons of destruction.
Man has been arrested for sexually abusing a koi fish in Bangkok. Honor student has been suspended for bringing coffee to class. Boomers are attacking traffic lights over deadly weapon conspiracy theories. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Florida woman threw bucket of poop on neighbor that was sleeping with her husband. Mother arrested for punching her child's school principal and teacher.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for walking around a Target parking lot in a G-String and sneakers. Florida mother arrested after punching her child's school principal and teacher in their faces. Unlicensed Florida body piercer called the "Piercing Fairy" was jailed for unlicensed operations on clients. Florida woman threw bucket of poop on neighbor she thought was sleeping with her husband.
Wanna pet baby goats with rabies at a mobile petting zoo? Are you a "Furry"? Don't bother to come to this Renaissance Fest.
Entire family in North Carolina exposed to rabid baby goats at a mobile petting zoo. Man posed as pro 49ers NFL player and conned 26 women out of $1.3million. Renaissance festival in MD is banning "Furries" this year because they haven't cooperated in the past. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure in Thailand. Six Flags rollercoaster shut down after putting rider in a coma.
Famous influencer "Tiny" Ubiribo dies after botched penis enlargement procedure in Thailand. Political candidate charged with trying to plant cocaine on his opponent in Missouri. Intense Six Flags rollercoaster closed after two riders suffer brain hemorrhages, one still in a coma. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Man raises 400 ostriches after tick bite leaves him allergic to meat. Put the "fun" in funeral with a Hungarian grave digging contest.
Kentucky man raises a farm of 400 ostriches after tick bite makes him allergic to mammal meats. Snoop Dogg offers $10k month to be his international ice cream taster. First national grave digging contest held in Hungary. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Smell of weed stops a women's US Open match. Man shoots his cousin over whose enchiladas are spicier.
Women's US Open match had to be stopped because of the strong smell of weed. Man shot his cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier. Police are trying to find the thieves who stole 70,000 pints of delicious Guinness stout. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she "just wants to feel good". Police learn the hard way, you can't trust "Crooked Jess" with drug money.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police arrest a Florida woman for pleasuring herself in public and then stating, she "wants to feel good". Floridaman accused of attacking his neighbor over a dog feces dispute. A Floridaman smashes multiple properties with a metal pipe after just getting out of jail for killing a swan. Florida police learn the hard way that you can't trust "Crooked Jess" with money to buy crack.
The infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack. Mountain climbers are melting Everest's glacier with their urine, study shows.
California's infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack in Burbank. A group of jurors selected Reese Witherspoon as foreman because they believed the Legally Blonde actor actually went to law school. Mountain climbers are melting Everest's glacier with their hot urine. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Teacher sets up a "Fart Corner" for her students. Woman wakes up to a bat crawling into her mouth.
Woman wakes to a bat trying to crawl inside her mouth. Teacher criticized and praised for setting up a fart corner for her elementary school students. Pabst Blue Ribbon gives thieves two weeks to return the beer truck they stole with 40,000 pounds of beer. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food. Man drove a guillotine over to the Capital Building, gets arrested.
Police arrest California man after he drives a guillotine over to the Capital Building in DC. Harvard Medical will pay out millions to familes after their dead relatives' body parts were sold on the black market. Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food totally nude. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Floridaman punches Chuck E. Cheese employee for stealing his girlfriend. Floridaman exposes himself while working at Steak and Shake.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself to customers while working at a Steak and Shake restaurant. Florida woman arrested for breast feeding her baby while very drunk. Floridaman punches a Chuck E. Cheese employee, who is a minor, for stealing his girlfriend and getting her pregnant. Florida woman scammed senior citizens and hiding the cash up inside herself. Weird AF News is the only daily
Dragonball Z theme park is planned for Paris. Target just sold a racist Halloween costume.
$7 Billion Dragonball Z theme park has been planned for Paris. Canadian grocery are being sued for selling fake maple syrup. Target in trouble for selling a racist Halloween costume. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Teenager in India was killed in a plot to steal his testicles. 38 year old woman pretended to be a 12 year old to trick adoption parents.
38 year old woman claimed to be a 12 year old autistic girl to trick a family into adopting her in Brazil. Father left his 7 year old son all alone on for 7 hours on Mount Fuji to continue hiking with his other son. Teenager in India was killed for his testicles to be sold on the black market. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Robot breaks Usain Bolt's sprint record at the World Robot Games. Man takes a hostage, locks himself in men's room, demands a hypnotist.
Chinese robots break a few human athletic records at the World Robot Games in Beijing. Man took a customer hostage in a grocery store and demanded the police send him a hypnotist. Man covers himself in black tar to rob a store thinking he could hide int he dark. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Florida woman bites off her husband's ear while driving. Florida lady let's an 11 year old with autism drive her to 7-11.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after biting off her husband's ear while driving on the highway. Florida woman allowed an 11 year old boy with autism to drive her to 7-11, a crashing ensues. Floridaman who was deputy of the year has to quit the force after several egregious behaviors including Nazi salutes and speeding. Florida woman calls 911 over a traffic ticket and police find 28 bags
Rescue pug wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. Sad lady sues in order to swim with dolphins to get happy.
Rescue pug from California wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. US Army members are being offered four days off to play Grand Theft Auto 6 if they re-enlist for two more years. Woman filed lawsuit in order to swim with dolphins in Hawaii because she's sad. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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600 students escape a haunted hostel after girls are possessed. Celebrity claims she had an exorcism using a didgeridoo.
Accused landlord murderer boards a flight and leaves the US while he was on a weekend pass from a Virginia mental asylum. Celebrity actor Kaia Gerber says she had an exorcism performed on her with a didgeridoo. 600 Indian student escape a haunted hostel amid girl possession rumors. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Woman dies and comes back to life, gets a parking ticket. World Toe Wrestling Champions have been crowned.
Woman dies and comes back to life only to find they gave her a parking ticket. Harvard shows that when new album is released there's a rise in fatal car crashes in the US. England crowns the new World Toe Wrestling Champions. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Airport sauna closes after travelers turn it into a sex den. Boat Captain fined for blowing a horn to wake a polar bear.
Boat operator fined thousands for using a foghorn to wake a sleeping polar bear in Norway. AI boss fires the first human employee at a San Francisco market place. Air France closes their lounge sauna after travelers allegedly turned it into a sex den. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Floridaman caught using a "Whizzanator" in the back of a police car. Floridamen battle with machete and hatchet in a Publix parking lot.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Two Floridamen fight in a Publix parking lot with a machete and hatchet. Florida "Tombraiders" steal from mulitple cemeteries across the state. Floridaman vandals several Flok cameras and is later arrested with the help of a Flok camera. Floridaman caught using a "Whizzanator" in the back of a police car. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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NASA says the Earth's gravity won't disappear for seven seconds this year. Bird flu leads to worldwide shuttlecock shortages.
NASA forced to debunk a conspiracy theory about the Earth's gravity disappearing for 7 seconds yesterday at 10:33 am. Bird flu driven feather shortage is affecting shuttlecocks and the badminton world. Suspicious package turns out to be an adult toy that shut down traffic in Washington DC during rush hour. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Naked woman steals a fire truck in Wisconsin. New Orleans will use AI to handle their 911 emergency calls.
Police in Wisconsin arrest a naked woman driving a stolen fire truck. Man drinks heavily, takes steroids without working out, as an experiment to see if he can place in a bodybuilding competition. City of New Orleans will use AI to handle their 911 emergency calls. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Police rescue over 40 cats left abandoned on a sailboat off the coast. Radio program accidentally announced the death of King Charles.
Police rescue over 40 cats and kittens that were left abandoned on a sailboat floating off the coast of Tacoma. Gooners have been targeting women in Dollar Tree store across the country leading to a law suit. Radio program accidentally reports the death of King Charles. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Flight canceled when child refuse to wear a seatbelt. Dog meat soup will beat the summer heat, says North Korean health dept.
Flight in Canada canceled after an infant refused to wear a seatbelt. North Koreans urged to eat dog meat soup in order to beat the heatwave. 162 year old bottle of Guinness beer found in a shipwreck will be used to make more ancient brew. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Floridaman tries to drown a teen after fighting over lobsters. Get naked with a Floridaman while eating at a steakhouse.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida steakhouse offers a naked dining experience that doesn't allow touching. Florida woman Christian influencer is kicked off an Alaska Airlines flight after preaching to the passengers during a delay. Floridaman accused of attempting to drown a teenage diver after fighting over a lobster fishing spot off the coast of Miami. Floridaman arrested after receiving a kilo of coke i
Chicken amusement park is shut down because the chicken wasn't cooked. New raccoon pet law makes it easier to own one in Tennessee.
Authorities shut down a chicken amusement park run by an influencer because the chicken was undercooked. London man admits to killing his neighbors koi fish because the noise drove him insane. New law in Tennessee made it much easier to own a pet raccoon. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Man dressed as the Grim Reaper to scare hospital patients. Vampire guy left dead animals outside churches.
Naked man jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge, survives and is charged. A vampire obsessed man arrested after leaving animal corpses outside of churches. Man fined after dressing up as Grim Reaper and scaring hospital patients. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Cops dress up as plants to catch drivers on their phones. CEO asks job seekers to tattoo his logo in order to get an interview.
Cops dressed as bushes catch 74 drivers on their phones in 6 hours in central Jersey. Awful CEO asks job seekers to tattoo themselves with his company logo in order to be granted a job interview. Minnesota man arrested after using homemade spike strips to keep children away from his property. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Naked man claims to be Jesus crashes car into a church. Elderly lady does drive-by bear spray attack at Trader Joe's.
Naked man claiming to be Jesus crashes his car into a church in Detroit. Elderly woman arrested for a drive-by bear spray attack in a Trader Joe's parking lot. Vietnamese doctors perform the nation's first successful penis transplant. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder. Mail carrier stole 80 cats from customers on her mail route.
Florida Friday - Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder after she tried to leave the date. Floridaman attacks a Florida woman with a pizza pan at the movie theater after she laughed too loud. 77 year old Florida woman mail carrier stole 100 animals from her neighborhood mail route. Florida woman attacked her senior relative with a cup of urine at a family gathering. Weir
Space mirror will beam sunlight back down to Earth and roast us all. Australians fined over $4 for failing to vote in last election.
Australian citizens fined over $4 million for failing to vote in the last compulsory election. An American hiker in Montana impaled himself on top of a mountain and then walked 10 miles back down. US government approves a giant space mirror to deliver sunlight to Earth. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Someone pooped in the moshpit and the police were called. Wife bites husband's toes for years to snap him out of his coma.
Police were called after a concertgoer defecated in the moshpit of a Devilskin concert in New Zealand. Wife in China spends years biting her husband's to snap him out of a coma. There is a Scream Club in Chicago that encourages members to scream and let it all out by the lake. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Pet Tarot card readings are popular in Korea. Dog owners must clean up urine or be fined in Switzerland.
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Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a forest. Family finds dead stranger in the freezer of a dead relative.
Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a Massachusetts park. Russian authorities are going to raid shopping malls for radical youths. Family discovers body of a dead stranger in the freezer of their recently deceased relative in Alaska. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Floridaman peppersprays children in a pet store for not petting HIM. Woman stabs her friend after arguing about drinking beer in the Uber.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman stabbed her friend after arguing about drinking beer in their UBER. A Floridaman with a flamethrower barricaded himself inside an RV in a Walmart parking lot. Floridaman arrested living on multiple boats that didnt belong to him AKA Squater Piracy. Floridaman arrested for pepperspraying a family in a pet store for not petting HIM. Weird AF News is the only daily wei
Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lusty women. MLB fan slaps another for not standing during National Anthem.
Major League Baseball fan slaps another fan for not standing during the National Anthem. Large mysterious metal spaceballs are being found on a beach in Queensland, Australia. Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from those lusty women. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Hitler's birthplace reopens as a police station. Ant toppings on a dessert may lead to jail for a restaurant owner.
Michelin star restaurant owner in South Korea faces jail for serving dessert topped with ants. CD sales are on the rise despite Gen Z lacking CD players. Adolf Hitler's birthplace in Austria re-opens as a police station. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Japan offers Human Refrigerators to keep cool. Prisoner wins legal right to mail his fluids to a lover.
Japan has a Human Refrigerator to keep you cool in summer, it looks like a giant vending machine. Prisoner won a legal battle to send and receive bodily covered letters with his fiance. Three women set world records at the annual Lumberjack Championship in Wisconsin.
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Naked train surfer was arrested in Denver. 82 year old grandma survived nine days alone in her bathtub.
82 year old woman survived 9 days trapped in her bathtub after a fall. Mexico warns its' citizens of a diarrhea risk when visiting the US. Man arrested after surfing naked on a moving train in Denver.
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Florida granny gets mailed obscene license plate from DMV. Two school principals arrested for DUI in same car on same night.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Dead python will get you a free pizza at this Florida restaurant. Florida department of motor vehicles sent a granny an obscene license plate. Two Florida school principals arrested for drunk driving same car on same night. Florida politician claims giraffes proves being gay is not natural.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and
Stock market influencer stabbed by a follower after lost money. Grandparent Happy Hour goes into law in Minnesota.
Stock market investment influencer was stabbed by an angry follower who lost money on their stock tips. Minnesota "Grandparent Happy Hour" is singed into law. Man defecated on the wall of a social club, wiped his bum with a sandwich and claimed he had a bomb. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joini
Thief robs a bank while holding a kitten. Pubic hair covered croissant goes viral in Thailand.
Pubic hair covered croissant goes viral in Pattaya, Thailand. The US Navy gives sailors one year to shave off their beards of exit. Thief robs a bank while holding a kitten.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at
Jealous wife bites off husband's organ after sharpening her teeth. Stoned dog is rescued off a high mountain.
Chipotle opens its first restaurant location in Mexico. Jealous wife bites her husband's penis off after sharpening her teeth with a file. Very stoned dog rescued on the highest mountain in Scotland after eating some cannabis. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http
Woman sewed her roommate's lips together, is arrested. Grocery store stays open after customer dies in the bakery.
California grocery store stays open after customer dies in the bakery. Woman arrested in Japan after sewing her roommates lips together. Taco Bell removes certain ingredients after outbreak of explosive diarrhea hits the midwest. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon h
Floridaman dumps feces filled backpack on his ex for cheating. Florida woman arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in back of ridehare.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman rideshare passenger arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in the back of the ride. Floridaman exposed himself to a Doordash delivery person and blamed it on a cat scratch from his kitten. Florida couple arrested after leaving their young children alone in a hotel room while they got drunk at the pool. Floridaman accused of choking his e girlfriend and dumping a backpack
Pilot jumps to his death, leaving his flight trainee to land plane alone. Taylor Swift fans are buying the trash from the streets outside her NYC wedding.
Pilot jumps to his death, leaving his flight trainee to land plane alone. Scientists say that cannibalism is bad for your health. Taylor Swift fans are buying the trash from the streets outside her NYC wedding. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/w
Man cut off his own genitals and used them to burn a building. Man used a seagull as a weapon, attacked a stranger.
Police investigating after report of a man using a seagull as a weapon in Scotland. Drug dealers in Berlin are leaving free samples in mailboxes according to police. Indiana man cut off his own genitals and used them to commit arson. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patre
Horse purchases rise as gasoline prices increase. Truck spills 40,000 lbs of Frank's Red Hot Sauce on a highway.
Horse sales are surging in Russia amid the gasoline deficit. Two teens accused of using a plasma cannon to break into a high school after hours. Semitruck spilled 40,000 pounds of Frank's Red Hot sauce across a highway in Ohio. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon htt
World Cup soccer approves of Viagra for their players. Wildfire betting site sparks arson concerns.
Pilot crashed his plane into a skyscraper in China for "personal reasons". Wildfire betting site sparks arson concerns in California. English soccer team approved to use Viagra for their Mexico City match.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdaf
Florida woman denies owning the cocaine found in her butt. Shots fired at Florida Walmart over a parking spot.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman gets arrested and denies being the owner of the cocaine found inside her butt. Floridaman is arrested for chasing an ambulance and forcing it off the road. Shots fired at Florida Walmart after a dispute over a parking spot escalates. Floridaman pulls gun on his sex partner after a fecal incident in the bedroom. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in th
Couple arrested after marriage proposal on top of Empire State Building. Man with world's smallest wang launches fundraiser for a new one.
Couple arrested after marriage proposal on top of the Empire State Building's spire. Pigeons were dyed blue for a gender reveal party and then released into the wild, which concerns conservation agency. Man who claims to have world's smallest penis launches fundraiser to get a penis enlargement surgery.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on F
Card tournament canceled over too many smelly players. Pastor defends video of mock firing squad at Bible camp.
Game card shop in Oregon suspends a card tournament over smelly players. 79 year old grandma given lifetime ban from a UK supermarket chain after she was rude to the staff. Pastor in Kentucky defends video showing a mock firing squad in front of children at a Bible camp.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPO
Mexican "Vigilante Batman" wanted for duct taping suspects to poles. Photo of baby Hitler mistakenly printed in middle school yearbook.
Mexican vigilante Batman wanted for taping motorcycle thieves to lamp posts. Utah has banned fireworks for Fourth of July while nearly 400 wildfires rage across the state. Investigation underway after a photo of baby Hitler discovered in a middle school yearbook. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by j
Serial public pool pooper was caught in big poo investigation. Extreme heat conference canceled for extreme heat.
Extreme heat conference in London canceled because of extreme heat. Man caught defecating in a public swimming pool 18 times (Wales). US government changes the definition of shellfish to - NOT needing a shell.Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/wei
Florida woman ran an illegal butt enhancement cafe. Floridaman tried to act out Grand Theft Auto in real life.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - 85 year old Floridaman arrested for street racing over 100mph in his "favorite sports car". Florida woman arrested for running an illegal "Butt Enhancement Cafe". Florida woman arrested after a loud fart leads to death threats in a Dollar General store. Floridaman crashes his truck and then tries to steal a medical helicopter to make a getaway. Weird AF News is the only daily weir
Police declare war on disappearing genitals sorcery. Mutant sewer rats love poison and might be teaching ninjitsu.
Mutant sewer rats are spreading rapidly through US cities. Police in Kenya have declared war on the disappearing genitals sorcery. Police in Dublin, Ohio are retiring a parking garage Robo-Cop after 0 arrests and 0 tickets in ten months time. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N
Giving herpes to a customer, an Arby's manager is being sued. Missing giraffe in Texas named Gracie, the search is on.
Arby's employee accused of giving herpes to a customer. Vietnam police rescue 500 pet cats from being eaten in largest bust ever. The search is on in Texas for a missing giraffe named Gracie. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR bu
Search is on for a magician that vanished a week ago. Japan holds their annual Ninja certification tests.
Authorities in Australia are searching for a magician that vanished over a week ago. Japan holds the 18th annual Ninja certification test. Man used a massage gun on his tired eyeballs and it didn't go well. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weird
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