The Pitt with The Evil Twins Podcast
A social worker and a lawyer walk into an ER... join Paige and Arden as they recap and review The Pitt! This podcast is for commentary purposes only and is not associated with HBO, Paramount, Netflix, or any affiliates. Nothing here is to be construed as medical, clinical, or legal advice. Listeners can suggest episode topics or write in to the show via email.
Episodes
The Pitt S2 E15 9:00 P.M.
Find out what happened to Whitaker's badge, the winner of the Paige Point battle, and why Abbot hates unemployed people in Paige & Arden's review of the S2 finale of The Pitt!
The Pitt S2 E14 8:00 P.M.
Paige & Arden explore why Robby is a Harry/Draco shipper, why is Dr. Al is forever Arden's favorite character, and why Arden is both Pitt-pilled & Paige-pilled in their review of S2 E14 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S2 E13 7:00 P.M.
Paige & Arden are fully gloved up and slurping a Dunkin in this unusually somber review of S2 E13 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S2 E12 6:00 P.M.
Paige & Arden welcome their resident IT expert (and Arden's boyfriend) Kevin to the pod! Come get lost in the sauce at the Pizza Hut Taco Bell Trauma Medical Center in their review of S2 E12 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S2 E11 5:00 P.M.
Raise your hand if you, like Paige & Arden, have been personally victimized by S2 E11 of The Pitt! Fair warning that this episode is heavier than normal, so don't listen to this unless you're prepared to take -10 psychic damage!
The Pitt S2 E10 4:00 P.M.
Paige heads straight to horny jail with special guest host Shane from @TheWastelandReviewer in their review of S2 E10 of The Pitt!(P.S. - sorry about some weird spots in the audio, we were using a different mic and it's Mercury Retrograde, give us a break!!)
The Pitt S2 E9 3:00 P.M.
S2 E9 of The Pitt has two of Paige & Arden’s favorite things: sister lore and a sexually tense male friendship! Grab a little treat, hop on the gentle river cruise, and check out their review!
The Pitt S2 E8 2:00 P.M.
Abbot goes for a ride ??? profit
The Pitt S2 E7 1:00 P.M.
Paige & Arden talk about the return of Dr. Jack Abbot and not much else in their review of S2 E7 of The Pitt...but who cares because what's more interesting than that??
The Pitt S2 E6 12:00 P.M.
Paige & Arden pose one of history's most important philosophical questions: is Rob or Mike a worse nickname for Dr. Robby? Vote below and enjoy their review of S2 E6 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S2 E5 11:00 A.M.
Paige and Arden are simply goon---uh, GRINNING with excitement as they discuss Victorian-ass diseases, bowel impactions, and the frightening implications of AI in healthcare---all in S2 E5 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S2 E4 10:00 A.M.
It's time for sex appointments (yay!) and a deep dive into the failures of the American healthcare system (boo!) Join Paige & Arden for their review of S2 E4 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S2 E3 9:00 A.M.
Paige and Arden would like to cordially invite you to a pill party! Bring your favorite prescription and settle in to listen to their review of S2 E3 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S2 E2 8:00 A.M.
Paige & Arden discuss ER Ken & Barbie, reminisce over nostalgic experiences with maggots, and slut-shame Robby in their review of S2 E2 of The Pitt!(P.S. - The actor, Becca Blackwell, who plays Dylan the social worker, uses they/them pronouns, which we only discovered after we recorded the ep! We don't want to misgender anyone!)
The Pitt S2 E1 7:00 A.M.
Paige & Arden are back in da Pitt as they review S2 E1! Grab a big glass of water (or Gatorade) and get ready to swallow the Pitt pill!
IT: Welcome To Derry S1 E8: Winter Fire
The Evil Twins Podcast welcomes its first ever guest host as Shane from @TheWastelandReviewer takes over Arden's spot this week! The ordeal that was Welcome To Derry is finally over...for now...
IT: Welcome To Derry S1 E7: The Black Spot
Is Pennywise the type of guy to say "don't mind if I do" before eating kids? Paige & Arden discuss this monumental question in their review of S1 E7 of IT: Welcome to Derry!
IT: Welcome To Derry S1 E6: In the Name of the Father
Wouldn't it be crazy if some lady thought an alien murder clown was her dad? Anyway, listen to our review of S1 E6 of IT: Welcome to Derry. We're Paige and Arden :)
IT: Welcome to Derry S1 E5: 29 Neibolt Street
It's Pennywises all the way down as Paige & Arden discuss S1 E5 of IT: Welcome to Derry!
The Pitt Rewatch Commentary Track (S1 E10)!!!
Nat (@NoContextThePitt) and Paige & Arden are thrilled to present this live commentary episode as a companion to S1 E10 of The Pitt! Queue up the pod episode, press play when we tell you too, and enjoy our scathing insights and witty observations!
IT: Welcome to Derry S1 E4: The Great Swirling Apparatus of Our Planet's Function
Paige and Arden debate whether IT could be defeated with a nuclear warhead, benzos, and/or a baby goat injected with stress hormones in their review of IT: Welcome To Derry S1 E4!
IT: Welcome to Derry S1 E3: Now You See It
Paige and Arden ponder why no one in Derry knows how to mind their damn business in their review of IT: Welcome to Derry S1 E3!
IT: Welcome to Derry S1 E2: The Thing in the Dark
Paige and Arden discuss hard-boiled eggs, how the Pattycakes could've won the Cold War, and why Pennywise would have chaired the House Un-American Activities Committee in their discussion of S1 E2 of IT: Welcome To Derry!
IT: Welcome to Derry S1 E1: The Pilot
Paige & Arden get down with the clown in their discussion of S1 E1 of IT: Welcome to Derry!
The Advice is Right (Special Interest Series #7)
Paige & Arden offer deeply unprofessional answers to their listeners' burning questions in Special Interest Series Episode #7!
Kurt Fuller & The Art of the Character Actor (Special Interest Series #6)
What do Kurt Fuller, the commedia dell'arte, & committing to the bit have in common? Listen to Paige & Arden grapple with this question as they discuss their favorite character actor, the history of Western theater, and why nobody ever wants to watch a mystery movie with Paige. Check out Special Interest Series #6 now!
Epic Universe & Halloween Horror Nights Recap (Special Interest Series #5)
Paige & Arden give you all the details of their trip to Epic Universe and Halloween Horror Nights—including a cost breakdown, which rides to skip, and why it’s more likely than you think that you’ll see a mustachioed man in a diaper. Enjoy Special Interest Series #5...if you dare!
The Buddie System (Special Interest Series #4)
The Evil Twins become the Evil Triplets as Paige & Arden are joined by Paige's best friend, Jess! Listen as they dissect 9-1-1's most popular ship, and learn the behavioral science behind why queerbaiting is so effective. Hopefully you'll enjoy Special Interest Series #4 as much as Buck and Eddie enjoy staring soulfully into each other's eyes!
Gatorade
By popular demand, Paige & Arden do a live taste-testing of Gatorades and assign a Pitt character to each flavor! Oh, and they also live react to the 77th Emmy Awards. Join them for this barely edited, somewhat entertaining, and extremely unhinged bonus episode!
The Doctor is OUT (Special Interest Series #3)
Harry the HIPAA Hippo is screaming, crying, and throwing up as Paige & Arden critique portrayals of therapy in four of their favorite TV shows. You'll never see Ted Lasso, 9-1-1, Hannibal, or House the same way again after listening to Special Interest Series #3!fridge cigarette creator - @daniellemariekanc
Super Spicy Tarot Pitt Predictions (Special Interest Series #2)
Paige & Arden predict the future of season 2 of The Pitt using social media, their powers of deductive reasoning, and...tarot cards?? Hop into the sidecar of this woo-woo motorcycle ride for the second episode in their Special Interest Series! (Note: Paige's tarot predictions are for entertainment purposes only, especially if they're correct!)
Our Favorite Pods (Special Interest Series #1)
Arden has never had a casual thought in her life and Paige is just here for the yaps. Join us for Episode 1 of the Special Interest Series!Find the creators we talked about today here: Dr. Mike - @doctor.mikeOverdue - @overduepodBe There In Five - @katekennedyAddicted to the Mouse - @addictedtothemouseJVTV - @officialjvtv Ashlee Inc - @ashleeinc
The Pitt S1 E15 9:00 P.M.
Join Paige and Arden on a gentle river cruise through S1 E15 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E14 8:00 P.M.
Paige & Arden are YOLO freestyling the practice of podcasting as they discuss S1 E14 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E13 7:00 P.M.
Paige & Arden are sitting at the restaurant, in the patient rooms that they haunt, and they're about to go senile in their discussion of S1 E13 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E12 6:00 P.M.
It's S1 E12 of The Pitt, and Paige has a diagnosis for everyone: Arden is an iPad baby, Mel King is a cinnamon roll, and Jack Abbot is a weird little freak!
Bonus Episode: Frank Langdon Retrospective
It’s Frank Langdon’s world and we’re all just popping bennies in it! Join Paige & Arden as they discuss yearning, their theories on what’s next for our favorite resident, and why Patrick Ball should definitely throw away his skyrocketing acting career to be their family therapist.
The Pitt S1 E11 5:00 P.M.
Fictional crimes against fictional characters? An a cappella rendition of Taps? Pineapple on pizza? Desperate times call for desperate measures as Paige & Arden discuss S1 E11 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E10 4:00 P.M.
One must imagine Sisyphus...thicc? It's a family affair as Paige & Arden's mom joins them for this very special episode discussing S1 E10 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E9 3:00 P.M.
The Pitt girlies are yearning, flirting, and fighting, and it's out of control! Join Paige & Arden for their discussion of S1 E9 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E8 2:00 P.M.
Paige & Arden analyze why Earl is the patron saint of little treat culture...but it's all downhill from there in their discussion of S1 E8 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E7 1:00 P.M.
#justiceforsandwich
The Pitt S1 E6 12:00 P.M.
Paige & Arden ponder the sanctity of sister lore, the dreaded worm graveyard, and Arden’s upcoming class action Paige Point lawsuit in their discussion of S1 E6 of The Pitt!
Bonus Episode: The Cut Discovers Pitt Fanfiction
In this bonus episode, Paige & Arden discuss how The Cut shared the forbidden fanfiction knowledge without understanding it. Warning: this one is really NSFW, so listen with caution!
The Pitt S1 E5 11:00 A.M.
Paige & Arden wax poetic about the healing powers of grilled cheese, yearning for the mines, and the most shocking Paige Point ceremony yet. Listen to their discussion of S1 E5 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E4 10:00 A.M.
Paige and Arden are in their ~*~**~moral injury era*~*~* as they discuss S1 E4 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E3 9:00 A.M.
Paige and Arden discuss what Captain Picard would do, why Langdon & Santos are never beating the CatDog allegations, and the age-old question of whether Neosporin could cure the stigmata. Join them for their rip-roaring review of S1 E3 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E2 8:00 A.M.
Paige & Arden discuss healing generational rat trauma, the importance of testing your drugs for fentanyl, and the elusive Paige Point in their review of S1 E2 of The Pitt!
The Pitt S1 E1 7:00 A.M.
Join a social worker and a lawyer as they walk into an ER (aka the Pittsburgh Pizza Hut Taco Bell Medical Trauma Center). Paige & Arden discuss the medical benefits of hot girl walks, Arden’s experiences with constipation as an extreme sport, and why Dr. King is a sweet baby angel who must be protected at all costs. Listen to their recap of S1 E1 of The Pitt!
Welcome to The Pitt
Welcome to the Pitt! Paige & Arden have a lot to say about this show, and none of it is normal.
Evil & the Evil Twins: End of an Era
Paige & Arden discuss the end of an era, their undying & eternal commitment to the bit, and what’s next for the Evil Twins!
Evil S3E10 The Demon of the End
In their last episode review (but not last episode!) Paige & Arden discuss why the first thing they'd want after giving birth in a manger is a five-year-old playing the drums. Listen to the end of an era in their review of S3 E10 of Evil!
Evil S3E9 The Demon of Money
The Paige Points are flowing like dividends from demonic stock tips as Paige & Arden discuss S3 E9 of Evil!
Evil S3E8 The Demon of Parenthood
Grab your best boyfriend---I mean bro---and listen to this very PLATONIC episode as Paige & Arden discuss S3 E8 of Evil!
S3E7 The Demon of Cults
Get oily, get dickmatized, and get clam-bammed with the two greasiest gals around as Paige and Arden explore S3 E7 of Evil!
Evil S3E6 The Demon of Algorithms
The only thing scarier than chasing memes for clout is Paige & Arden's undying commitment to the bit. Open up TipTop, VidTap, WeeWoop, and Spotify to listen to their discussion of S3 E6 of Evil!
Evil S3E5 The Angel of Warning
David and Sister Andrea are playing poker while the Vatican is playing chess. Listen to Paige and Arden discuss horse murder, why snow is not frozen water, and why Arden is God's strongest soldier in their discussion of S3 E5 of Evil!
Evil S3E4 The Demon of the Road
Take a drive down memory lane as Paige and Arden re-visit the good old days of contract law, toxic feminism, and being bisexual in their discussion of S3 E4 of Evil!
Bonus Episode: Merry Crisis!
Join Paige, Arden, and Mom for some family Christmas lore for your holiday listening pleasure.
Evil S3E3 The Demon of Sex
Not enough Traumatic Trio, too many Boomers, and just the right amount of Hawk Tuah: S3 E3 of Evil is truly a recipe for disaster!
Evil S3E2 The Demon of Memes
Get ready to be Shreked, memed, and chased for clout as Paige & Arden discuss S3 E2 of Evil!
Evil S3E1 The Demon of Death
RIP Hippocrates, you would've loved Paige & Arden's discussion of S3 E1 of Evil
Evil S2E13 C is for Cannibal
Paige endorses cannibalism and Arden immediately kills & eats her to minimize liability. Listen to our very ADULT discussion of S2 E13 of Evil!
Evil S2E12 D is for Doll
Join Paige & Arden as they face their two oldest enemies: Blorbo, and the sexual tension between David and Kristen.
Evil S2E11 I is for IRS
Paige & Arden are supporters of women's rights...but are even more supportive of women's wrongs. Join them for their unfortunately fluid-forward discussion of S2 E11 of Evil!
Evil S2E10 O is for Ovophobia
This episode has everything: human tails, medical ethics violations, and exploding corpses! Join Paige & Arden for their eggs-cellent discussion of S2 E10 of Evil!
Evil S2E9 U is for UFO
Arden passed the bar exam...and that's making Paige & Arden forget how to act. Listen to their extremely mature analysis of S2 E9 of Evil!
Evil S2E8 B is for Brain
Witness the birth of the Mama Mia That's A Spicy Meatball Vatican Science Club and contemplate a riveting analysis of what weapons each Evil character would bring to the club. Paige & Arden's discussion of S2 E8 of Evil is one you don't want to miss!
Evil S2E7 S is for Silence
Paige & Arden explore the birth of Evil’s foot fetish on their discussion of S2 E7!
Evil S2E6 C is for Cop
Paige & Arden create a new religion centered around the Postmaster General (shoutout Louis DeJoy!) Oh yeah, and they also briefly discuss S2 E6 of Evil!
Evil S2E5 Z is for Zombies
It’s a family affair as the Evil Twins podcast welcomes its first guest: Paige & Arden’s mom! Join them as they discuss the mortal sin of pinky rings, the hierarchy of Daddys, and S2 E5 of Evil!
Evil S2E4 E is for Elevator
Arden FINALLY remembers Michael Emerson’s name…it only took her 17 episodes. (Paige would like to apologize to Michael Emerson). Join them for their discussion of S2 E4 of Evil!
Evil S2E3 F is for Fire
All Kristen does is crack open a marg, charge her phone, cheat on her husband, hallucinate, and lie in this spicy episode! Pop a risperidone and join Paige & Arden for their hard-hitting analysis of S2 E3 of Evil!
Evil S4E14 Fear of the End
Paige & Arden have a genuine psychological meltdown while discussing the series finale of Evil! While you're listening, maybe make a light demonic sacrifice to ensure this Honky-Tonk show gets renewed!
Evil S2E2 A is for Angel
Arden thinks there is a secret message in this season's titles, but can't find it. Paige agrees, but also can't find it. Check out this episode for more of their intelligent, insightful, and hard-hitting analysis of S2 E2 of Evil!
Evil S4 E13 Fear of the Unholy
In their discussion of the penultimate episode of Evil, Paige & Arden ponder sin slugs, doppelganger thirst traps, and the holy power of Pledge! (It makes even less sense in context).
Bonus Episode: Evil Twins Yapfest 2024
Join Paige and Arden as they discuss the most unlikely (aka logical) endings for Evil!
Evil S4E12 Fear of the Other
There are no good options in S4 E12 of Evil. Join Paige & Arden as they cosplay two sisters who definitely aren’t being driven to insanity by this show!
Evil S4E11 Fear of the Future
Paige and Arden fear for the future of their sanity in this discussion of S4 E11 of Evil!
Bonus Episode: Where Is All The Fanfiction??
In this absurd bonus episode, Paige & Arden discuss the most pressing issue of our time: why isn’t there more Evil fanfiction?? Join us for an unhinged exploration into fandom lore and tentacles!
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