The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream is a daily morning podcast hosted by Scott Johnson, part of the Frogpants Network. It airs Monday through Thursday and covers a mix of news, culture, politics, and casual talk. The show offers a regular dose of commentary and discussion to start the day. Episodes are available on Acast.
Episodes
TMS 3083: Crow Magnum
Ebola Holmes. Ask Scott to Ask Brian to Ask Tom. It's not Delivery System, it's Delsym. Belgish. Pee Wee's Taco Bell. Gross germy ring. The kind of typo you can get behind. Oh yeah?! Well the Jerk Store called, and they're all out of FreeHotelRoom. British, with a moustache. I reverse engineered the path less traveled and it made all the difference. Ass flavor is how you know it
TMS 3082: Deep Fried Disappointment
Daily Mucus Headlines. Cro "Magnum" man! What's his power? I Don't Like Creeeeeeeeed. William Default. The Teenth Offensive. The Gregorian Chant Calendar. There are THREE Layers! Thank you and dammit! Bone Temple Pilots. Hair Metal Template. Never Known a Zevon. That thing with the Elvis kid. What kind of a redo deal. Red Bread Redemption. A Standard Deviation Away with Travis an
TMS 3081: Death, Taxes & Bots
A million bots suddenly cried out in terror, and then silenced. Smuggling Wine around Denver. Weekend With Barryyyyyyy. Miss Information and her Russian Bots. Oops! All Passes. Pens are Cool. 10 Birds in the Bulge are Worth 2 in the Bush? The Clown is watching!! HEY! Is It Too Early To Get Wet at a Jack in the Box? Dear Martha, This Pen Was Really Expensive. Suck it up, squirt it out. Lyft your ur
TMS 3080: Proof of Garbage
Battered with Batter. Don't submit titles like theeeeeeeeese! Casa Bonita Day. The Dumpster Guy Lied. Get your flute out of my face, Bob! Happy Octopussy Day. My Barry takes the morning train. Three Layers and a Thumb. Massages in your basement. Turd Drop Off, LLC. Storetastic is PEOPLE. Bladder Cock. Brian and his chin thing. Oreo Homework. Metaphorical Dudes with Wendi and more on this episo
TMS 3079: Mixing Up Mustaches
Sir humpty hump. Jason robbins with two beeeeeeeeeeeees! Showing Tina the Butt. A Quicky Dicky! The Saddest Win. Superman funeral tie. What Am I wearing with Brian Dunaway. Bladder float. Frit bands really get my goat. Mariachi House Enchiladas. Any printer can screw itself. The prescription is more oreos. Brian's Kathleen Turner phase. Mock Covid. For Whom the Highway Tolls with Tom and more
TMS 3078: Cake Slur
On The Jerky Front. AI is Trash! Good Day Sir! Oh Yeah, Chicken Man. Snickers, now with Riboflavin! I ain't getting rid of my Cutlass Supreeeeeeeeme! I need this video game. Wrong Razor. Look at the rack on that thing. Keep it in the canyon. Good Competitions, Horrible People. Massive Awkward Bites. Robot Charles in Charger. You're telling me she didn't puke at church? Free jerky, in t
TMS 3077: Hand of the Hutt
Oh Bib Fortuna. Did He Done It? Live Remote Audience. We couldn't get our vaccineeeeeeees! No bush for you! Water, Pass. You had me at Pizza Beans. Robot lava bath. Terminators for children. Change your poop! Exactly Zero Dollars. Full Claire Danes Mode. Dad I pooped! A Little Surveilled. Slapdash with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.Video: https://youtu.be/4sBm0KGOgFk H
TMS 3076: Pizza Sans Crust
Google Maps doesn't like apostropheeeeeeeeeeeees. 80% Brian. Diarrheathon. Trivia Virus. Welcome Octiber. Cozy Crime Shit. What's something you put in your wife every day? Falco and Wolfgang Soldier. Holy Enchiladas Batman. Perky Matters. All of the toppings, none of the satisfaction. Skeevy Dan. Sulfur burps. Tooth Action Guild. Oreos and Phones with Wendi and more on this episode of The
TMS 3075: Boneless Weiners
Go Play And Have Fun. Do Mothra's have brains, because I like really wanted to know. Happy birthday, ball-point pen guy! I like Tordenshields. This Is About The Jugs Of Fish Sauce. Who wants to be a Milliner. Resting screen face. Sitcom with Boobs. Per people. I can pop one out every 45 minutes. Kim's Weird Witch Power. You Get NO Friendship, NO Free Tesla & NO LT YAR! Slumdog billiona
TMS 3074: A Whiff of Chicken
It's Morgans All The Way Down. Big billionaire bastards. Yanking and cranking. Wives Keep Us Alive. Get A Hose. Sigfried and jensen. Really Old Young Guns. A Wild Helen Hunt Appears. A lot disappointing. I Can't Believe It's Not Fried Chicken. In my head Pisa, In my mouth Pizza. Spider-Man: European Vacation. Terrible Matching Play Button & Tie. Hallpass Hotel. Raining AND a Monday
TMS 3073: Dolly Bots Roll Out
Is Barry Gonna Try To Smuggle Grapes?? Captain Ibbott: The Printer Soldier. Mosquitos and Russian Hookers. People like 'em long. Airport Malaria Phenomenon. Nerd Culture Indoctrination. Bend over and show 'em the star. Sticky Outy Wings. I don't like DEEEEEEEEEET! Not my circus, not my monkeys. Crappy Three-Way Deal. Maybe I don't understand malaria. Pepper Spray Flavored Popcorn.
TMS 3072: J. Jenna Jameson
Encrypted Mush Mush. It's Hard to Draw SpidEEEEEEEEEEEY!! Punching the monkey milfs. Beer Bope Bope. Is Bananarama A Colour? Sorry Bad 1960s Cartoon. Oran Juice Jones. Umbillicus fungus. A Guy Named Stoked. Pulling It Out Of A Spigot. How Deep is your Purple. Rusty Korean Punchbag. Apple banana copulation. I have nipples scott, can you draw me? There's Samsung in my Apple with Tom and more
TMS 3071: Cold Water Snob
Ice Out of TMS. I Shake Foundations When I Sneeze. Gertrude Hangover. (v) You Can't Handle the Puke. These Aren't My Butts. We need to take out your appendix, go to the other ER. Splooting is Cool. My Darwings. Plowin' Through Poi. Graphic Groins. Release The Poem Files. Laying Out Some Denver Beef. More phonia than phobia, amirite? There's a person I'm married to that I cannot
TMS 3070: Whiff o' Duck
Nothing Like A Pirate Day. Listen all y'all it's Arbitrage. India Is Gross. Teeny-Tiny Parental Advisory. Chaiarrhea. Shave Off the Fancy. Those balls only have records in them. Happy Earth Wind & Fire Day! Unhygenic storage of dirty water. Head lab. Candle-Burnin' Hippies. No Fun Without Murder and Human Sacrifice. Besmirching Entire Nations. Spotting unethical bodies, with Dr. Nikki. It's go
TMS 3069: Capable Dinks
My favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it. Glape. Palindromic baseball records. Flick the Turd. Going Full Yen. You can go your Subway. Talk Like You Got Some Sense Day. Flying fast as a Concord... right into failure. Waist high Herbie. Too plump in the middle. Mostly Husky with Tom and more
TMS 3068: Island of the Hut
Whimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Naked Chicken Chalupa? The Big Fat Thorbowski. Batman Bob. Your little Ultron mouth. Can I get my sandwich delivered, extra pickles, hold the nude. Four Day Cookie Plan. I don't like pronouncing Matthew Reeeeeeeeeeeez. They call that guy Bruce. Chasing
TMS 3067: Feral Kids
Gosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do squids have feet? Because I would, like, seriously wanted to know! Teenage alpaca. Bank Miles Teller. Imagine Articulated Dragons. Balloon artillery. Broccoli Haired Alpacas. H R Dead-N-Stuffed. The smell of life! Buzz Aldrin, next on the TMS curse? Br
TMS 3066: Bear-o-Pecia
Is that a phone in your pocket or are just worried about it's payment structure. Brian did NOT get busy last night. When Tina's away Brian will..... Go watch Korean movies. Does a bear shit in the Subaru. Put the Climax Where it Needs to Be. Oops! All Screens! Seoul Kaiju. Little bouts of dialogue. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy Was He. All commas, no decimal points. Velclo Fry. Almost smarter than the
TMS 3065: Brunette Fred
Pope Hat Night. Show me butt doctor. Snake Toes McGee. Old Man Spice. Speedy Buggy Do, Where are You? Your Booby's a Panera! George Forman Mammogram.Colonoscapist. Do You Even Uber Lyft, Bro. Light Box Education Continues. And a Capt Caveman. Dentists, we don't hate you. Somebody Always Hates The President. Can AIs think cuz I like really wanted to know. Faking the Turing Test with Tom and more on
TMS 3064: Carpet Zamboni
I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Cummings. No country for gay men. Nibbler's Shit. Cult of the Fedex guy. Wingdingbats. Charles, fetch me my Donut puppet! Googly Boobs. Because Capital Letters Are Uppity. Oops! All symbols. Have you met Backspace Boron? Firy-Ass Girl Drummer. Brian's Breaking sorta Bad. Stuck in Achewillow. Drinking nothing but pee until you die. Taking up space with Amy and more on this e
TMS 3063: Paging Mr. Ball
There aren't stingers on male BEEEEEEEEES!!!! Pixelated toxic wiener. Keeping A Grip On The Naked Barbie. The Le Bore Sisters. Ah, the scabs!! With Dunaway! A Podcast on Labor Day, in This Economy? Free everything but the Boobs. They're not Extra-Terrestrials They're Hungarian. Patrick Wilson, the man. In my day we listened for the squeek! Nurse Stubby Ratchett. History Of Porn 101. Forever Cake.
TMS 3062: Less Ratner
I'm a makin a nice pastaaaaaa. These aren't the swingers you're looking for. (S) I'm up all night to get heartburn. 10 different vibes and none of them were good. Serial Killer or Swinger? Pineapple Anyone? This is the John Stewart you are looking for. Come to Randyland. We moved Catwoman. The Wheels of Podcasting keep on turnin. Definitely Not Non-Alcoholic. Seeking a leather-couch-type man. All
TMS 3061: OH, THE TOAST!!!
Na na na na na na BAT HOLE! If You Lived in Colorado, You'd Be Casa Bonita. Moab Multiliths. Leaning in and is all nippley. Never trust a French cat. Kwant Skirt. Scratched by the cat, and you're to blame. Stop Eddie Haskalling me. Cybercompensation. YOU CAN EAT TOAST. Spoiler Baron Harkonnen. A whole lot of Grand Junction. Four inch thick tan. Butt plugs through Tweep. A steady pair of Apple Hand
TMS 3060: Panera Pickup Heist
A Full Sacktober. Build-a-Plane you know, for kids. We named the snake Reggie! The Shark Jumped. Pant like a Hole. Blanding is Bland. Just one snake on a plane. Three Little Pillars. I have Cartier on line 2. Shoutout to Paul. I call this plane Planey McPlaneface. Justice is Blonde. This Dyang Deer Donchaknow? Matt had a thing with beeeeeeees. Freaking Johnny Powers with Wendi and more on this epi
TMS 3059: Cabbage Fiasco
Depressed at Being Repressed. Everything's Coming Up 26. Master Blaster is the Ref! Delicious like an eyeball. Show me any kind of feet! It's F'all Y'all! Sorry Country Music. Group-Based, Turn-Based Bullshit. You're making me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. Fried Crust with Goo. A Magical Time of Complicatedness. Last Person that Everybody Liked. Context matters, dipshit. Show me yo
TMS 3058: Mustache Mandate
Another Manic Tuesday. It's the mustard gas what did it! Don't look at me, I am offensive. Call your doctor if your arm falls off after 4 hours. Keep Bobby & Wendi Apart. Get Your Bits And Your Segments STRAIGHT! Polyblend Workout. Am I having a Migraine or a Mind-graine? McDoxing your order. So, apparently, without further ado... Who's Ruby? The Official Word on Placebos. That Motherfather Ef
TMS 3057: A pair of teef
The Jedi Temple on Croissant. Brian Backed to the Future. Do not anger the Picard. Basic Jeff. Tasty Chicklet look. Your mother smelled of Fulkberries. Human Density. Frisbee side effects. Is it too early for a class action lawsuit? We're not the cancer cells your looking for. Greasy Ibbott vs HR. Dearest Claude. Be nice to the LLMs. The Pud has a Drink. Merck your disease with Bobby. VIDEO:
TMS 3056: Freddy the 13th
Kick a Pack of Poo. Brian's Intolerant Box. Mel A, B, or C? Big old Mormon kid teeth. That made me tingle. Stiff, Thick, and Absorbent. Dunaway's monstrous head. A Gentile Throttling. My dinner with Weekend at Bernie's. I can bike 16 donuts per hour. Caution plate may be hot. Six Holes and One Peg, I'm In Danger. There's a hole in da roof! I would nuke that for a dollar. Slowpamine with Wendi
TMS 3055: Bucket of Yuck
A bed of wet goo. Doug, Dog, Duck. Swim the Boogers Off. Concentrated Horse Water! I'll take Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple for 9 points, Alex. Amy Kardashian. What is pickle man? Magic Carp pet. Leave Your Diseases In The Pool. Enjoy the Djiardia. Matched wits party unit. The Devil's Three-way. I kissed the ground and I liked it. Big Red Pile Of Pudding. Exposed to The Elephants with Tom and more on th
TMS 3054: Wet Ribs
Unsettling Pig Nipples. The house looks like crepe. Loki is High Key Important. White person empire. You have a little bard in you. Not OSHA approved. Birdclothes. A Marvel Woman with a Buncha Dudes. I recommend the soup of the day, it's extra wet. Don't Block my SWIG hole! Cookie money. Scott's A Lizard. Squeeze off some concrete. Ant-Man and the Four Monkeys. Everything in moderation, except fem
TMS 3053: Million Dollar Jesus Bacon
Dunaway, the Roman God of Love. Neffer-Titty. It's not cheating if you're learning. Everything Coming Up Johnson. Jesus level bacon sales. Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity + Brown Water. My monkey, Le Poop! Mid-air Squat. Screamin' Chip Hawkins. Lovin' Characters Until You Don't. The Uncool Uncle. Wiid-mote. Don't slice the younglings. My Dad didn't smoke enough cigarettes. So smart it's stupid, with
TMS 3052: Polite Bear
The Cleanest Mummy. Dumber Than Scott's Dog. A tiny drop of retsin. Can't spell Gaslighting without AI. No Hairy Chested Men From Idaho. Raccoon Finger Things. There's Only One R in Crusher. Be a real man with the doorbell. Raw Dong Simmons. We have authoritarianism at home. I got this new thing and beat the big boss. I watched Longmire so I am an expert in Wyoming. Practice Relax. Eu-3.5-ia. If y
TMS 3051: Queet
Habernath Maddington. Forever Cooter. Loki is low key Loki. Stop or my mom, car 54, will shoot. Committee-formed semblance of a plan. Black Snake Wednesday. Jurassajumanji? Tastes like Lindeloff. We want Beaver Justice for Cooter. That song's about a lady part. The Ghost from the TV Show Ghosts. Bob Crack It. No! games! till dispatch! I don't like days of Dooooooooom. The Department of Money with
TMS 3050: El Guapo's Guaco
Mourning the Loss of the Pickle Dog. Top or Bottom --- The Debate Continues. This is Why My Fries Are Never Hot. A Long Way to Go for a Chile Verde. Low Prices? Your god damn Right. There Are FOUR Joes. Slow Motion Pigeon Master. People want stupid articulated dragons. Speaking Roman. Cartel franchising. I need the LARGE tips. Don't Think of Oasis. Kiss the Chicken on the Lips. Less ass more Jack.
TMS 3049: Tootin' Common
Not that I want to Poop on your potatoes. Venus work day is over 200 hours long. Jelly phase. Last Painter was Roy Lichtenstein. How Evel are YOUR Kenevals. What's her bucket and the fancy man. An Edger Too Far. Eff Cancer. Castlevania: Dirt Monkey. San Diego Comic Con Coulda Been an Email. Lube the Sandman. Taco pocket. Who buy tickets at the theater. Sugar Ah Colin Farrell. The Wettest Beak with
TMS FRIDAY: Blue Cheese Season
Why'd you have to go and make the quiz so complicated? Pocket Taco But It's Not What You Think. The previously chewed gum of podcasts. Toilet Water --- You're Soaking In It Now. We named the bell "Big Mountain"! The Genital Counter. The softest cell. Neor Neor wine. !s Tainted Bette Davis Noise. Keith, the Girl and Robert. Katmandu 2: Electric Vindaloo. 250 million grand. Oh, you're dating Pete. I
TMS 3048: The Last Chi-Chis
Chi-Chi's was filmed before a live studio audience. Alkebug. Are You a Diabeteeeeeeeeee? Coverville Movie Rules. Is it too early to get playtime on pokopia? Stop Biting Me or Whatever. Pictures of My Pants. Scott and Brian each have two and a half hours to answer as many questions as they can. Lord Phyllis of Rottington. Black pepper don't crack! The Snoke Monster. The Real Prison Wardens of Bever
TMS 3047: Bambi Burger
Hottie and the Blue Fish. This is about the Pills of Pee... Wash me Obi Wan Kenobi you are my only Soap. Get Baconated. Nothing beats a Jet Shits holiday! The key to Trivia Night is the trivia. Not Another Night of Poopin. Peeping Peepers with Puppet People. Live Human Appearance. Oregon Besmirchment. More like “Spo-Can't!” amirite?!? Handsome young boy man. This burger needs more Thumper. Barewoo
TMS 3046: Noodlegate
More Like Olivia Neutron Bomb AmIRight. Volcanic onion. Regal with cheese. Where is Africa? Dunaway's Not Here, Man! Nitrates and Popcorn and Butter, oh my! Worse than shawarma. Cold soup has no business going in my mouth. How much for you to tug on my satellite? Send a couple droids up to fix it. I don't like super novaeeeee. Never put resin in your eye. The Big Johnson Contingent. Sunfish piñata
TMS 3045: Blood and Thunder
Sometimes things get phallic. This is about the Chair of Pee. We want Mahershala Alieeeeeeeeeeeeee! MCU drought. Shut Up, Nice Human! Spiderman-maxxing. Dinkin' with the Python. Be kind. Rewind. So bring us some Feige pudding. A Sinister Copier Salesman. Kentucky Fried Mars Bar. Pluggin' the square head hair hole. One in one out is how i get down. Tito To The Story. I'm "only child" weird... with
MS 3044: Nothing But Holes
Stacey Keebler. Show me your thin mints. Little Hoss on the prairie. Nillerwafers. Ding Dong Territory. I wanna know if wasps can seeeeeeee!! Karen Vibes for Days. Bonan-ZA! E.L. Fudge, Spanish for The Fudge. Pecan't. Wasps don't come around here no more. The baby wants In and Out. TukTukGoose. Karenzard I choose you. Doctor D stands for Dunaway and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO
TMS 3043: Bad Shannon
Narcissist Man! What's his Power? The defining narcissist. Golf Meeting! Golf Meeting! I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys. Dogs know butts, and that guy is one. Shit in the pit. I need to wash these snap Peeeeeeeeeeaa. I was owed this boob. Zombie game show host. The Roughest Nine Holes. Power Wash Mosh Pit Simulator. I'm here to collect the milk. One Jerk Cana
TMS 3042: Officially Sweaty
Infected Crusty Nose-Booger. Holy Shit Balls Dolphinman. They both come in the middle. Hold Me Closer Neuromancer. Wider And Less Length. They call that the Gorbachev. I Miss the Whigs with Brian Dunaway. Hockey Face. Cheech and Chong Take Manhattan. Pocket pool talk. Iron Man taking it from the cap. Spidey Friday. Wasn't there an Oliver Stone JFK movie called Nixon something. Agatha Christie's Mo
TMS 3041: Wet Zoo Smell
I Like Big Poops and I Don't Know Why. Four Way Swipe. Billionaires ruin everything. Prequel Sequel Sidequel. She broke and he fell. Cosmically unfair physics. Trickle down unhappiness. Let's Test The Ship's Warpers. Rental Application Convenience Utility Pet Fee. Oops all Japan. Preview the Ladyvoice. OREO is just dumb. Never start with strep. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sausage roll. Going to Hell with Wen
TMS 3040: The Sounds of Bread and Yogurt
Diamond Dunaway. Meeples are Peeples. The Tadpool remembers. The Devil's Lettuce Redefined. Finish what's in your mouth before yelling at Ice Cube! Rub that Buff! Skytricity. Cutthroats of Catan. I done dropped my cran in the torlet wodder. A Lazy Enya. It's Humpin' Day! Get your Humpin' done! I don't like listening to people eeeeeeeeeeat. Keep Your Hands Clean & Don't Eat The Diarrhea Lettuce
TMS 3039: Nubbin Lights
High Fructose TMS. Parking Odyssey. Heathen Comedy. Trim the Beard for Time Travel. Dude Kim, Where's My Car? Laundro Mated. Fart Pit. Chevy Dixit. Gnasty Gnarly Beard. Squeeples. TMS Zero Minus One. The Square one is black…the obelisk is supposed to be black. Jacked Damon. Put in the coins and do your thing. The running of the nerds with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: h
TMS: Oops, all Brian!
Brian is here! Scott it out of town! Brian recorded anyway and talked about 3D printing stuff! Enjoy!Video: https://youtu.be/JyJdt4_eDUQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 3038: Hey not Hay
There are FOUR KIMS! Spiderman: Dunesday. Mutual of Utah's Wild Kingdom. I Dont Like Cat PEEEEEEE! Talking and Tinkling. Nuts and All. A Safe Space to Be Stupid. I can Sia Why YOU Like it. I'm hear about the bottles of pee during CORE. Dont Interupt The Flow...with The Flow. Cannot be flapped. The Odyssey but not the Ukraine. High dog on high mountain. Jimmy Johns Does It Mike's Way. This is not m
TMS 3037: Snake Healer
The Trees are Breathing! Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The shoe was the golfball. Curb Thy Enthusiasm. Mad Max: Burning Man Road. The Fault in our Notebook. The Dafoe baconator. Vicarious Burning Man. Angus and Enus. Hewlett Packard Wells' The Time Machine. Do plants feel pain? cuz I'd like really wanted to know. Texas Longhorn Roadsteakhouse. Make it a Mushroom Meal. Gorgeous chicken tendees.
TMS 3036: Huffing Aphids
Come for the drones, stay for the malfunction massacre. As God As My Witness, I Thought Aphids Could Fly! Shoot me in the face kind of movie. Timothy Dalton plays the same character on both the Rocketeer and Hot Fuzz. KFC bucket head. 7600 Drones and the Big Parade. Give Us Rain....Chocolate Rain. Two Robin Hood's, One Cup. Something, something, choking on the splinters. Greasy Franz. Really large
TMS 3035: Cucumber Butts
Big Boy Fractions. Shut Up, Buttermilk Man! 2.5 on the Rectum Scale. Worst Lithium outbreak in years. Speaking in Cursive. Preacher-fry. I'm Hawken Here! 140 degrees of godzilla. Give me your sister! I don't like Buttermilk. Decataracted Tina. Dearest Love Dunaway. Eyeballologist. Mayhaps Blood Shall Be Had. The Business of Outrage with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO:
TMS 3034: The Taco Bell Peace Prize
Snarkmonster. King Bluetooth was an Icon. Breathing liquid with Travis. Confidently Stupid. Everyone loves Alan Cumming or going. Sweating like a narc at a biker rally. Vent your spleen. Everything is better with Muppets. I sell televisions and televised products I tell ya hwat. Successfully Made The Holes. Travis' glasses magic. Nailed the Bajarken. That Brett Ratner stank. She only fainted a cou
TMS 3033: Goat Coven
Do woodpeckers get brain damage? because I like seriously wanted to know. Everyone Is A Butthole. Chinese Monkey Goat. Shirtless dudes with horns. Manus. Fun With Guardrails. What kind of a turn-down deal? The great academic goat journal Far Cry 4. They can both butt you and screw you. Butts and Poop and Dunaway. Look at this paperwork. There are FOUR FACTORS! Old White dudes with crazy hair. Weir
TMS 3032: Symmetrical Film Experience
Gymsplaining. Welshers are Grape. Lost Little People. Sinister, stage left. Support your local Glass Repair shop, break a window. All right! I don't like my soup crustyyyyyyyyyy! Please drag your body to the DEAD center of the bar. Down front is for weirdos. I love when families enlarge around here. Chicken Gender Reveal. Flapping with Chuck and Amy. You had me at Ragtag possie. Fischer Price Cros
TMS 3031: Well-Drawn Old Men
Eating Dirt with Scott. Vitamin Orange. Englan-duh. Cindy-Kate Cartoonsmith. Same Hole Zones. Ear cartilage, how does it work? All in All You're Just A... Lego Brick on the Floor. Hootin' Holler Hoosgow! Spreadless cracker. You play as people. Use the Flu, Luke! Desperately Holding on to the Jugs of Pee. Dark vicious blood. Making a space in your life for Gary Larsson. Real fake cells with Bobby a
TMS 3030: Basically Lube
Up your axel with Dunaway. Oops, All Buttholes! Everything's a Musical now. Femergy. Chucking a flapper. Tuberculosis is my favorite. LOOK, A GIRL! Moisturize me!! Geriatric mother stock. Gimme a 243 with Extra Sparkle. Yes and vibe. Dirty feet run in family. Soup of Theseus. Beliefs with Old Man Merrit. Hornets are much worse than BEEEEEES and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: htt
TMS 3029: Big Medical Fork
How About a Bobby? Brian be illin'. Sucking Down a Coke. Heel Cheese. Logan says sorry this time. Feeling the Warmth of Another Man. Bee prisoners. Robert is my Alternate Name. Dudewarming. There are FOUR NEEDLES!! Hard vibing with Niki and Huyen. You can RENT BEES! Half Scott's Frontal Fell Off. No Dudes Allowed. Victory Pancakes with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hos
TMS 3028: Boil in Bag Brian
Running on a Single Nutter Butter. Warm Pickle Packs. Grandma is raw-dogging it! Vader and the pirate. Fish Farts with Dill. The hills are not what they seem. Broke Brian mountain. Arby's: we have the herpes. June is Utah Month. Pumping His Pistons. Pillbox HAT!!!! What kind of a Netflix deal? Nobody Puts Billy Idol in the Corner! Adam Scott is the Michael Cera of Adam Scott's. Hot ones for Ketchu
TMS 3027: Chris Browne's Final Form
Twist a Testicle. Are you HAPPY? Fletcher's Special Sauce. For a hundred bucks you can buy things that cost a hundred dollars! Supergirl: Fury Road. The Satanic Golden Girls. Got a Burning Sensation from Nevada. Incidents of Towers and Iron. Tina was born in the darkness. It's the little moustache what does it! DCsplaining. Heartbreak Feels Good When You Won't Shut Up. Ask Your Doctor is Flipadapa
ALT TMS: The Panic is Real
An alternate universe TMS today! Brian is out so Scott sits down with the chat and talks about a mirad of things that will hopfully be of interest to some of you! Enjoy! Video: https://youtu.be/NyXvIHHZcf8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 3026: Ram stick deflection
Dirty Diana Ross. I'm a grapefruit, can you supreme me? Monica's Licked Foot Review. Can I kill my neighbors beeeeeeeeeees?!?! Smoke Week Everyday. Hairy David's package. Dear Ethics. I hath slain thine hornets. Marty Supreme a Grapefruit. Big Journey Scarab. Du, Du Ram, Du Ram Stick. You Say Supply Chain, I Say Logistics Network. Soggy, Papier Mache Diaper. A Burrito or Diana Ross. Dan Dan the Bu
TMS 3025: Cocaine Worm
Scott's beard really ties the room together. Welcome to Innie Outie Burger. This tastes confusing. Everything's a week from something. Uh, is it too early for a belly button sandwich?! In Soviet Russia Hamburger Helper poke you. Ice cream math. Got a Little Ding. Black Pink Lemonade. Baby Boots on the Ground. A Tad of Trivia. Don't drink the brown lemonade. The Case of the Disappearing Asian Camer
TMS 3024: The Dog Named Beef
Ding dong, BITCH! Bypassing The Hulk Inhibitor. Zendaya Tattoo on a Furry Butt. Grindin' Poo in the Clover, if ya know what I mean. The answer to life the universe and everything....67. Just Doing Spider Things. First Live Shaggy. Diagnosis: Geek. Nerdtacular? More like Dork Fest! A trashy experience. He's got Wes Borland eyes. Map in the Iraq. A Decent Feller. Disco Nests. Busting Moves with Wend
TMS 3023: Mo Nopoly, Mo Problems
La Law: Spanish for The Law. Welcome to Tug, may I take your pants? I don' like smootheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng! Sandy Clams. Plate dip. Mr. Crowley vs. Mr. Crummy. Change your dumb answer. Shallot Sounds Like Chalet? Smoke from grandpa's hole. Show me your cootie. It's beautiful back there! Mythical Alan. Choots and Ladders. Mouse trout. No AI with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. H
TMS 3022: T. H. I. C. C. Waffles
The Tug Bar. Shane's Sleeveless Shaving Superpower. Oops all vaginas. Post-Nerdtacular Voice. It's So Weird To See People. Cement Bra Airbags. Barry's Wine Room. Six Sixteen Twenty-Six. End. Times. Beau Among the Johnsons. I haven't touched my stuff in days. Bernie Sanders Math. Surprise puppets. Huckin' Bucks. So Many Belgians. Competitive Dirt Kicking with Travis and more on this episode of The
TMS Nerdtacular 2026!
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TMS 3021: Spice Assignments
Flick My Nipple On The Way Out. Kim's Chi. Gay Denny's. Hey uh...is it too early for a fish fight? Soaking Wet With Special Sauce. Why Did It Have To Be ANTS. My Daughter, Who's Not A Dog. Tac NO Bell. Ai can poop for you Wholesale. Smelling The Nerdtacular Sausage. Excited About The Kimchi In The House. Don Worry. Are you waiting to receive my Nerd-nerd-tac-tac-tac-tacular? Bulbous abdomen. Spice
TMS 3020: Fletcher Invasion
Voluptuous Clouds. Paying extra for a clean taco.Honey not tonight, I have Ebola. TMS was filmed in front of a live studio Christine.It's the final half ass! Scott and Brian and Scott and Brian. Bobby Says Magnets. Be Villiagant. Nerdtacular reproduction. How many Scott's is Too Many. Kalean Dismount. We call her Dick for short. Scott is the one smoking crack! Always in Game Show Host Mode. Extra
TMS 3019: Cursed Bread
The Nicholas of Time. The Massive Weight of Unbearable Talent? It Goes From Zero to SIX! Bob's Your Mummy. Isn't there some kind of tree that grows in a Maple Grove? Ice Cream Prejudice. Cake Mix. Tall Feet. It's not the man-spider we expect, but the man-spider we need. The Bernthal Bears. I really like Creemeeeeeeeeees! Horde Flavored. Kroger by day, King-Super by night. Maple ain't Simple. Socia
TMS 3018: Pepperjack'd Up
Just Install More Mountains. Boring but Straight. Jersey Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bearded Pork Shoulder. Resting Help Face. We Built This Shitty. Dont be ground zero for covid 26. Ya'll Like Dirt Vistas? Sad Steroid Tears. Ugly Bags of Mostly Water. (s) We Built This Latte with Extra Foam. San Francisco is not Seattle. Riding the Enipticle. How to Maintain a Disgusting Physique. Big Boy Storage Shit
TMS 3017: Bone Nuggets
Don't Juice the Dunaway. Bone Nugget. The Poplar Polar. Don't Weeze the Juice. The boot nugget is connected to bone nugget. Whack-a-Mole on the Way Out. We Like A Good Movement. I Do Like Smokemonster Veeeeeeeeee. Bored or Stoked. No Bottom Beaches. Comin' Down to the Rope! Not A Full Cigar Guy. Right Thigh Hot Mess. Don't check the hall closet. Fanning and Fanningless with Nicole and more on this
TMS 3016: Tinkle Target
Banana in the pee hole. You Get NO Ibbotty, NO Bibbotty, and NO LT YAR! Queen of the Discord. Hypothetical Vermonter. Whitest Mexican in Vermont. I like the gross monkey stuff. Lewd and noooood. Dear John, Eff Off! Turn It Up To Ginger! Passing an Energizer. Vex-Mex Cuisine. Jump Rope for me Baby Doll. You Little Chits! Bethonged. No one puts prince in a box and more on this episode of The Morning
TMS 3015: Hoity Floity
Etch-a-Sketch Bike Path. Olympic Vomiting. Take My Car Keys, Ladies! Wasp-Occupied Hot Tub. I don't like sweating PEEEEEEE! Eating Darts and Bowling. Quarters, what a scam. TSA Approved Chode Butter. TINA, where's my cycle suit. Pickling Balls with Dunaway. Heavy Millenials. Shoot Potatoes. Allen QuarterScam and the Lost States United. The Thickened Plottening. Big Tech Stuff with Tom and more on
TMS 3014: Tree Blood on your Pancakes
Little Goose Poop. Burlington Coat Filing Cabinet. Cat & Hot Tub Sitting. A Cartoon Education. Brian the Bar Fly. Gross Cluster of Crap Galaxy. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Rusty Murder Farming. We Need To See The Frog In Question. Brian live from a time zone that doesn't matter. Maple Tree Circulatory System. Blown with the sickness.
TMS 3013: Spoot Springsteen
Burlington Airport Has 12 Gates & 1 Coat Factory... COX!!!! Perry the Podcaster?! It's a Meth, Mario! Why do i have spoot in my head. I Don't Like My Waymo With Feceeeeeees! Triggering By Tectonic Hurling. Carbonated Spumba. Scott the Dog, Not the Dude. A giant ear, bud. Beat up by 14 Monkeys. Stretch Before You Sneeze. Ben and Jerry's First Doobie. A Great Time for White People. Oh And No Wen
TMS 3012: Randy McNally
Nobody's Hand Up Nobody's Butt. Is Grogu a Muppet, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Sweaty Naked Little People. Today Is Not Special. Always Skip Butt Day. Big Arse Blue Jeans. Colorado hippie shit. Phish for Kids. Robert Goobers Gabbers Gobbers Gaybbers Goobers. Handless butt bike riding. We just want the jeans! Jorts & Crocs & Jorts & Crocs. Adjusting the Bull. Zune over Genesis?
TMS 3011: Dr. Fullcoat Flipflops
Sinbad Sideboob. Chunnel Choad. No InIbbotions. Mother Nature Animal Crossing. Dr. Waterpark, Medicine Person. I can't even remember what day we were stupid. Boleyn for Tudor-time. Duck Billed Lippypus. It's Old Like Us. Tell it To The Car. Driving John's Renot. June Sally Diane Jessy Raphael. Exploid the Boid. Bareboned Clock. Never Feeling Like You're Ahead with Travis and more on this episode o
TMS 3010: Shiddygutz
Meat bread. Specificity Huffman. Chicken Broth Weekend. Appletooie. Dangly Ear Business. Deflated Shark...do do do do. Moon-Walkin' Chuckleheads. George Costanza, hooker buster. 100,000 songs just isn't enough. Mmmmmm Disposable Floor Pizza. Always be busting perps. No Moshpit Pogoing. I dont like citreeeeeeen. No Coverville Skankin. Kid tossing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning
TMS 3009: Articulatey Fingers
The Squirrel Reach-Around. Boxed Wine. This is about the Panther Pee. Wrapped In Plastic Gummy Bear. Amy, Michael, Janet... and the rest! Breasts involved, but not in a fun way. Entropy, Philanthropy and Phil Panther Pee. Scott eats raw chicken and 2 grapes. Ant Protein Gummy. Stripping or Malfunction? The Travesty of Traverse City. Female bag of holding. That Joke Is Geriatic. I'll do it for $20.
TMS 3008: Dashboard Confessions
A tooth in the hand is worth two in the bush. Stumpy Dong. Hula Jesus Duck. Frontier Dentistry. It's never your wife's fault. Cosplaying Knives Out!! Liverpudlians Say Relax! Tad Fooly Pubes. Tooth Fairy is Getting Sloppy. Guaranteed a Yank. Edge with peace and love. Poptart proctologist. Little Plushie Units. Nose Waxing Pulls Your Brain Out. Tech Time With Thomas The Tech Engineer and more on th
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