Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
Episodes
BANNED AND FORGOTTEN
Stories of memory loss, juvenile hall, Minecraft trolling, and more. We also go for a bike ride in the middle of the night and wonder what the hell Wednesday is.This week’s questions: Have you ever been banned? What have you forgotten? What can you do? Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:
ENEMY BEACH
Stories of destroying an elderly couple’s apartment, cliff jumping, harsh karma, and more. We also put mayonnaise on pancakes and interview Beyoncé.This week’s questions: Do you have any enemies? What activates you? Have you ever been lost? Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko
SINFUL PASSION - Recorded live from Hell
Stories of prison penpals, Taco Bell gang wars, furry conventions, and more. We also go on a date to GameStop and discover how far we’d go to make some extra cash. This week’s questions: How hath thou sinned? Are we compatible? What can you do? Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapy
ATTORNEY GECK (ft. AttorneyTom)
The most famous catastrophic injury lawyer on TikTok, AttorneyTom, joins us to discuss legal-dilemmas with callers. Stories of a God-fearing career arsonist, anarchy on the road, and spicy encounters underneath a bridge. In the second half we speak with a musician with a tough identity dilemma, lie about shitting on the floor, and wonder if dogs know they are dogs. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko liv
DREAMLAND
Stories of secret sex dreams, roommate dilemmas, talking dogs, and more. We also argue the feasibility of cooking meth as a career and discuss morality using Toy Story 4.Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET
SCANDALS AND WHISPERS
Stories of erratic haunted house employees, synagogue sex, bird brothels, and more. We also perform gecko ASMR and have a very serious talk about the ego. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME
PARANORMAL LUST
Stories of porn addiction, blackmail, sleep paralysis demons, and more. We also discuss if we can still be kind even after our kindness has been rejected, and try to figure out whether or not a caller is a witch. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON
CRAFTING LITTLE MEN
Stories of flirty roommates, creating little men in a factory, stepdad issues, and more. We also deal with prank callers and wonder if our moms respect us.Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS F
LOVE??
We examine the budding relationship between a chemistry tutor and his student, as well as a man and his ghost friend. We also talk to a self-hating anime fan, explore long distance relationships, and take a piss. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON G
WHIP IT
A caller buys a ticket to a remote island to go vacationing with a girl he met online and is ghosted upon arrival. We coach him through this L.We also speak to an aspiring hentai artist, a beekeeper, and a lady who owns several rats. Plus Geck considers abandoning his life and moving to Thailand AND we end with a special guest appearance from Max Simonet of Adult Swim’s FishCenter Live. Tickets fo
Best of Therapy Gecko - Volume 1
Once upon a time, a man decided to paint his face green, dress up as a gecko, and chat with anonymous Internet strangers.Explore conversations on repressed sex dreams, Taco Bell gang wars, hallucinations, witchcraft, and much more. Welcome to Therapy Gecko.I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here.SUPPO
TRUTHS AND LIES
Stories of vehicular assault, whale attacks, and vet technicians. We also talk with a controversial children's entertainer and get high in the parking lot of Home Depot. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD
A TALE OF TWO GECKOS
We discover the dangers of international Tinder usage, speak with a woman who reads death certificates for a living, and learn about ejaculation through the knees. Later my sister Chloe makes a guest appearance and we determine the difference between having friends and being in a cult. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckot
HOT ICE
Stories of train hopping, being seduced by a rich married couple, desperate toilet paper substitutes, and more. We also learn how to distance from friends after they burn your grandma’s house down and show you their grand plan to kill their dad. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapy
DEEP QUAD
Getting deep with just 4 callers this episode: stories of escaping a cult, an Englishman too nice for his own good, a skeptic AA member, and then a caller who hates all the other callers. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/l
EYE OF THE GECKO
Video game addictions, Craigslist romances, bathroom attacks, and more. This one’s a doozy... Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notif
NO REGRETS
Regret from sending nudes, a repressed dominatrix, a hidden bottle of piss, a guest appearance from John Mulaney, and more. Hoooooo-wee!!!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY C
A WHOLE THING
Calls with a horny mom, an alligator wrestler, 2 people who’ve done too much acid, and more. It’s a whole thing. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Tw
THE HOTDOG PHALLICY
One of my favorite episodes in a while: calls with a confused hotdog enthusiast, a man afraid of his own penis, a closeted anime fan, and more. We also follow up with Wednesday The Witch and a woman who puts ketchup on everything. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercas
THE SOUND OF SCOTT
A cheating spouse, a sadistic 4th grader, and a deep dive into 3 men named Scott. Short and sweet ;) Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get
RETURN OF THE GECK (feat. Attorney Tom)
The Therapy Gecko podcast returns!!! Stories of smuggling drugs into jail, scamming men on the Internet, disgruntled call center workers, and more.Featuring some help from my pal and personal injury attorney @attorneytom Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW
ALL NATURAL LIZARD
Topics include how to deal with your roommates trying to poison you, why grades are stupid, pissing into a condom, and more. Plus I respond to everyone thinking I’m high all the time. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4
TACO BELL UNIVERSITY
Topics include selling vacuum sealed underwear on Craigslist, ghostwriting erotic novels, how to get on your school’s Instagram meme page, and more. We also discuss the benefits of working at Taco Bell while living at your Grandma’s place and learn about cult stuff. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE L
ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS
We learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING
ONLY IN THE SHOWER
Topics include doing mushrooms with your mom, leaving the mormon church, meeting strange men from the Internet and more. We also discuss an unconventional way of getting revenge on a roommate and talk to a guy who exclusively pees in the shower. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapy
MY SISTER AND ME (feat. my sister)
My sister Chloe returns to the podcast to talk with callers about Internet etiquette, labels in relationships, Witch TikTok, and more. Later I speak with someone addicted to stalking people online and learn firsthand why the gaming industry sucks. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: thera
A VERY SICK GECKO
I was very sick last week but I streamed anyway and this is highlights from that. Topics include keeping a lingerie mannequin in your living room, whether or not to buy a heating accessory for your fleshlight, and more. Later in the episode we have a mini concert and go to the zoo. It’s a doozy!!! HOOO WEEE!!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe
RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS
Topics include failed senior pranks, an aspiring therapist who has trouble feeling emotion, sexual paintings of cows, and more. We also discuss what it means to do something meaningful and whether or not aliens would think we’re cringey. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.s
WHAT COLOR IS RED?
I ask people what color red is because I have no idea. Topics include a caller who’s lost interest in his wife, a caller that was once addicted to eating used chewing gum, a caller who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 4 months, and much more. I think this episode turned out really well but don’t eat while you listen to it. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the
FOOD FIVE THOUGHT
What are thoughts? What is food? We find out the answers to these questions sort of. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification
MAJOR LEAGUE GECKO
A nice, juicy episode of great calls. Topics include a person who wants to have sex with monsters, how to deal with co-workers you hate, and more. Come get gecked. We're going nuts. Free geck for everyone. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRA
HOW HATH THOU SINNED?
We talk to callers about their sins. Some light, some heavy. This ep is a rollercoaster. Strap in baby. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to g
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Topics include a hearse driver who talks to the dead, what it’s like working the night shift at a gas station, whether or not it’s okay for an elementary school teacher to call their student a c*nt, and more. Get ready to ingest juicy amounts of character development. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT TH
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
Callers tell us their deepest secrets - including a desire to have sex with a minotaur, their first time getting pegged, a spicy calendar photoshoot from their college years, and more. Don’t tell anyone. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM:
REVENGE OF THE GECK
Callers tell stories of revenge on elementary school bullies, ex-boyfriends, teachers, and more. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a n
GARBAGE GECK
I ask callers if they’ve ever eaten from the garbage. Stories include getting diarrhea on a first date, dumpster diving outside the grocery store, drinking coach roach juice, and more. One geck’s trash is another geck's treasure. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast
GECKIN' IT UP BIG
Lots of relationship stuff. And life stuff. And gecko stuff. We’re geckin’ it up big. Come hang. Look I’ll be honest, I completely phoned this description in, but I promise this is a very good episode. I would never lie to you. Unless I had something to gain. Which I guess I do in this case. Ok. Hope u listen. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe
HAVE YOU EVER LIED?
Callers tell us about their lies. We receive stories of polyamorous adventures, getting held up at gunpoint, the struggles of being a professional athlete, and more. It's a scandalous ep!!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.co
ROUTINE GECKUP
Callers tell us what they did all day. Stories of a ceramics artist chillin’ on unemployment, shady real estate people, a cat rescuer, and more. I also debate whether or not to strip for money. I decide not to. Sorry for the spoiler. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.superc
FIGHT GECK
Stories of a Dunkin’ Donuts cat fight, how vocal lessons can help while getting mugged, and more. We also meet a Scottish warrior and fuck around with a broken ceiling fan. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEI
I AM GECK
Calls from someone who exclusively watches Hentai, a codependent roommate, a young man going thru a quarter life crisis, and more. I also talk about how sick it would be to be an ant. This is a good episode just trust me. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLO
GECK SCIENCE
I ask callers if they’ve ever invented anything. Someone calls in and doesn’t answer the question and just tells me about her boyfriend’s balls instead. Other people then call in and give actual answers to the question. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW
ARE YOU INTERESTING?
I ask callers if they’re interesting. Someone calls in to tell me that they work at a pet crematorium and burn dead animal bodies all day. I wouldn’t personally want to do that, but it sounds punk rock. Other interesting people call in too but that was the one that stuck with me. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.c
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT DEAD???
This is a big hulking episode with a lot of great calls. 2 very important questions here: Do you know anyone? and how do you know you’re not dead? I think the best questions are ones that make anywhere from 40-70 percent sense. Enough sense to prompt an answer but not too much sense that the answer feels limited. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now aro
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VISION?
In this episode I ask callers if they've ever had a vision, and also if something can be anything. People tell me about weird dreams they've had, family issues, and other serious-ish and not serious-ish stuff. Also a guy's dog pisses on his floor and he talks to me while he cleans it. I think this is a good episode. But i'm also bias because I made it. Thanks for listening. I am a gecko. Tickets f
CAN SOMETHING BE ANYTHING?
I ask callers if something can be anything. Also a lot of people talk about moving to Alaska. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a noti
GECKLAND
This was a very good stream of very good calls. I rode a rollercoaster while asking people what thrills them. You can't tell that i'm on a rollercoaster though because this is an audio medium. But just imagine it. Someone calls in and really sells me on the idea of doing DMT. Other things happen too. Have a listen. I love you. Tell your dad I said hi. Balls. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show
TWO PHONES
A guy calls in to tell me about how he's going to Honduras even though the mafia there has a hit out him. Hope he's alright. Then another guy calls in from The Netherlands using his burner phone. The call probably cost him a lot of money. More people call in after that but I'm not gonna give a description of all of their calls because that would take too long. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live sh
GECK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
This episode has nothing to do with sex. I gave it that title because I couldn't come up with any other titles. I am sorry to anyone who that is disappointing for. There is a call in here about a garbage man who finds pictures of an old man's wiener on an abandoned MacBook, which i guess is kind of a sex thing. There is also a call from a french guy who told me he's afraid of his neighbor stealing
LIL YACHTY JOINS ME TO GECK IT UP BIG
Rapper Lil Yachty joins me on the podcast to be a gecko and talk to people on the phone. I am serious. This is one of my favorite episodes: Yachty channeled his inner gecko and gave advice on relationships and poop and ghosts and more. Give it a listen. Video version on youtube.com/lyleforever. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: ther
THE DUNKACCINO INCIDENT
A somewhat intense episode featuring an older woman with brain damage who tells us about her past, an anonymous caller about to get married to a woman he doesn't love, and a guy accidentally dunking his balls into a toilet bowl of shit. It was a great episode. Something for everyone. Chill and have a listen. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RI
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?
People call and tell me their favorite ideas. Lots of things can be an idea. Friendship is an idea, hats are an idea, this sentence is an idea. There are too many ideas for just one person to pick a favorite one, but these brave callers do it anyway. God bless them. People also talk about things that have nothing to do with the topic. Which is okay. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experienc
WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?
I ask callers about their various fantasies. Y'know - I know I'm supposed to use this box to talk more about what the episode is about, but what if I just used it to spout a bunch of nonsense and la neee kahh zuuuah!!!!!!!!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com
WHAT CAN YOU MAKE?
People tell me about things they can make. Pancakes, conversation, war. People can make all kinds of things, and in this very episode we will learn about all of them. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4eve
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE?
Callers talk about getting revenge once more. Stories include replacing shampoo with super glue, putting sugar in the ex-husband’s gas tank, pushing a bookcase on a bully, and more. Later I’m joined on a call with Sueco The Child to discuss whether or not putting your finger in someone’s butthole makes you guys an item. Then there are more calls after that. It’s a fun one. Hoooo wee!!! Tickets for
THIS PODCAST IS HOSTED BY A GECKO
Callers include a lady who collects people's bones, a woman who recently started working at a rehab facility, an Australian guy who moved to America to teach people but does not know anything, and then more callers also. This episode of the podcast was hosted by a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT
THE DEBAUCHED GECKSOME
Callers include 4 people debating if they should have an orgy, a guy who clogged a toilet at a party, a 22-year-old dad navigating parenthood, a guy afraid of pigs, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE?
Calls from a woman who sent her husband to jail, a couple who might keep their cat’s corpse as a decoration, a person traveling the country in her van, a pro-wrestler, and much more. We also consider getting domed in a BDSM dungeon and try to quit cocaine. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGEN
"I POOPED IN THE LAZY RIVER"
Callers include someone who shat in the lazy river at a water park, a man who’s partner is thinking of adding a third into the bedroom, a husband who serially lies to his wife, a woman who believes everyone is obsessed with her, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:
GECKO FLAVORED VAPE JUICE
Stories of dunking a burrito into a bottle of soda, maintaining your identity after a new diagnosis, passing time in a gas station bathroom by listening to people shit, falling in love with an older woman in Jamaica, life in a bustling London village, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPP
TIRES AND TIRED
A guy calls in to tell me how much he loves tires. We talk about tires for at least 12 minutes. He tells me not only why he loves tires, but how his obsession with tires is ruining his life. Other people call in to talk about other things too, but the first 12 minutes of this is tire dominant. I’m just letting you know ahead of time.Use the code GECKO for 20% off at checkout at www.sheathunderwear
TROUBLE GECK (ft. Attorney Tom)
Callers phone in to tell me and my pal Attorney Tom about times they have been in trouble. Stories of getting arrested in cosplay, peeing in a frat house's punch bowl, ruining an ex-boyfriends car, and other things.Later on I talk with a couple of people having relationship issues and a guy who is annoyed at people for asking about his tattoos. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show
GECKS AND DOGS
Stories of being in and out of juvie, peeing on the floor of a Mexican restaurant, a rebellion against the landlord, and more. We also hear from a new mom who's boyfriend left her right before she gave birth and have a very sad call about a dog. Also my sister comes in at the end and we talk to a guy from Germany. I think that about covers it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show e
THE PILONIDAL CYST
A caller tells their experience losing 8 years of memories in a LARPing accident, a family deals with a son who can't stop farting, a caller and I realize we've both had a similar health issue, a caller finds out the person he's been hooking up with has a whole family, and my toe starts hurting and I complain about it a lot.I actually think it's a pretty good episode. I am a gecko. Tickets for my
CLUMP ALERT (with Zack Fox)
Calls start at 26:40. In this episode I am joined by rapper/comedian Zack Fox who is known for his collaborations with Thundercat and Flying Lotus, writing on the 5th season of The Eric Andre Show, and for making great music on his own.We talk to callers about the pros and cons of having a sugar mama, how to find someone to try pegging with, how to live more in the present, and a lot of other stuf
LECANTOUS GECKOUS (ft. Aminé)
Aminé comes in at 31:26A caller wonders whether or not she should go on a date, we talk to a mailman as he does his rounds, a college kid throwing a party somehow saves a lady's life, and more.Later I'm joined by rapper Aminé to discuss whether it'd be better to live forever or die right now, talk to a guy who just had his identity stolen, make up a word that has never been said before, and just g
A GECK IN TIME
Calls from a man whose wife said she's getting bored of him, a 70 year old prospector living in isolation, a real therapist who explains the difference between what I do and what she does, plus more.Later a truck driver tells us about people he sees jacking off in traffic and then another caller drinks his own piss. Other stuff happens in the episode aside from just what I wrote here but I didn't
“MY ROOMMATE SLEPT WITH MY DAD”
One of my favorite episodes lately. Callers include a woman who believes her roommate is sleeping with her dad, an anonymous drug dealer who details his close call with the police, a caller who is attempting to be hypnotized into thinking she's a dog, and more.Later I connect with a man who has a similar addiction to sugar as me, talk to someone having a gender identity crisis, talk a caller throu
AUTOGEXUAL (ft. 24kGoldn)
24kGoldn comes in at 17:20A caller starts down the path of becoming a "camboy" as a way to attract the attention he's been craving since his girlfriend left him. He tells me all about this and then another guy tells me about how his breakup lead to his ex hitting his car with a samurai sword.After that I'm joined by rapper 24kGoldn to take calls from a man who prefers masturbating with his large c
GECKLINE (with Dr. Drew)
I ramble until like 4:30I’m joined on this very special episode by Dr. Drew Pinsky. He is an actual board certified physician who was the host of the popular call-in radio show Loveline for 3 decades and currently hosts "Dr. Drew After Dark" on the Your Mom's House network.That’s 30 years of experience talking to people on the phone about their problems. He uses that knowledge to become a gecko an
"I SMOKED CRACK WITH A STRANGER"
A guy named Cory calls me. We discuss how he has a very positive outlook on life and how much that inspires me. Then he tells me a story of the time he smoked crack with a stranger while delivering pizzas. Which made him even more inspiring.Then I talk to a caller who is dealing with a double life, learn about the difference between innie and outie coochie, speak with a man in Germany in a tough
"I HAD SEX WITH A DEMON"
A caller describes in detail their experience having sex with an incubus. I didn't know what an incubus was and they told me it's a male sex demon thing. They also told me that this was a long-term dream of theirs, so that is nice.I also talk with a young woman dealing with an unexpected pregnancy, a guy who's sleeping with his friend's sister, learn about a 4-person polyamorous couple, discuss th
"I LEFT A CULT AFTER 22 YEARS"
I talk to a guy about leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses after 22 years, how his family abandoned him after, and then how he built a life of his own without all the brainwashy god stuff.I also talk to a caller who got a breast reduction that changed her life, a couple who found out thru a DNA test that they are actually siblings, a guy who is considering becoming homeless and walking the earth, and a
"MY BOYFRIEND WORE MY THONG"
I talk to a girl who is driving a car and she tells me about a time she walked in on her boyfriend wearing her thong. I also talk to a guy who tells me his experience sleeping behind a dumpster and a guy who tells me how great it is to have kids.This is all at least what I'm pretty sure happened in the episode. I have a very bad memory and I've filled my brain with many other thoughts since record
"I'M A PHONE SEX OPERATOR"
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