Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
Episodes
“I KICKED MY MOM’S BOYFRIEND DOWN THE STAIRS”
A caller explains why they punted their mom's boyfriend down the stairs, a caller works on teeth in a remote Alaskan village, a caller fears the side effects of their workplace chemicals, a caller's cousin attacks someone, and a final caller sends a risky text. Let's agree to never talk about this again. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES
“MY PARENTS DID A WIFE SWAP”
A caller’s parents do a hostile wife swap, a caller feels abandoned by an old friend, and a final caller crashes his car and talk about how being hot has changed his life. It is time to do some math. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I&r
"MY WIFE TOOK ALL OUR MONEY"
A caller’s marriage reaches a breaking point in the last 24 hours, a caller's therapist suggests they seek me out, and we read viewer mail about beyblade tournaments and dating short men. It is time to gather leaves in the park. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram an
“I JUST PASSED A KIDNEY STONE”
A caller shares a cautionary tale about diet soda, a caller develops feelings for a coworker that conflicts with her relationship, and a final caller reconnects with her estranged dad after 20 years. It is time to board the Banana Boat. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I
“MY MOM WANTS ME OUT”
A caller's mom wants them to move out, a scientist struggles to connect in social settings, and we read viewer mail about turning off your ability to feel pain and becoming a masochist. That's how they get you. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story whe
“I’M ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK DATING”
A caller gets addicted to Facebook Dating, a caller overcomes his stutter, and we read viewer mail about sonder, running for office, and GTA6. I call heads. Unless tails is better. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: inst
“I’M A LONG DISTANCE PARENT”
A caller co-parents his daughter over a long distance, a caller is pushed out of their polyamorous relationship, a caller reigns supreme over the pizza shop, and we read viewer mail from someone who wants to delete their mother in-law. A broken clock is right twice a day, unless it’s a digital clock that won’t turn on. Then it is never anything. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GEC
“THE MOON LANDING DID NOT HAPPEN”
In this IRL episode I talked to people outside of a McDonalds and then got kicked out of the McDonalds and accidentally ended up at a pride parade. I talked to an aspiring pilot, a lady living out of her car, learned about why the moon landing was fake, and a lot of other fun stuff. I love going outside. Speak now or forever hold your peace. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE:&
“I BROKE UP A MARRIAGE”
A caller breaks up a marriage and loses $500, a caller argues with their father over Hellen Keller, and a mailman finds himself in the middle of a fight between his girlfriend and his sister. Time to volunteer at the hedgehog shelter. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I&r
“I’M TRIPPING AT KETAMINE THERAPY RIGHT NOW”
A caller chats while coming down from his ketamine therapy session, a caller attempts to settle a local beef, a caller from Malaysia tries to get rich, and a final caller shares what a day in his life as a sign language interpreter is like. There will be no bathroom breaks. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/
“I’M A FEMALE TRUCK DRIVER”
A Canadian truck driver opens up about how her ex’s porn addiction changed their life for the better, a caller navigates a high demand relationship, a caller shares why he likes to explore caves for fun, and a final caller measures trees in Alaska. Poland is a nice country. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.
“I LOST A TESTICLE TO CANCER”
A golf artist shares how losing a testicle to cancer caused him survivor’s guilt, his unconventional childhood, and how he’s been able to raise 3 children of his own. It was a very good conversation. You should listen. Make peace with your enemies. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever foll
“I WAS IMPRISONED WITHOUT TRIAL FOR 3 YEARS”
In this IRL episode I talk to people on a sunny day in New York City about being held in prison without trial for 3 years, the life story of a man in his mid-50s, why a guy’s ice cream has melted, finding love later in life, and other things. It was a very fun episode. Do not trust the staircase. I am gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISO
“SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?”
A caller must decide between his stable life in the suburbs of Illinois or moving to Japan to be with his long distance girlfriend, and caller shares why his girlfriend cut his penis open with an X-ACTO knife. That’s a lot of damage. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on insta
“WE HATE EACH OTHER”
A couple calls in to share how their relationship has fallen apart as they raise a child together, and a caller opens up about feeling lost, dating apps failures, and bad spending habits. Divert your gaze. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I&rs
“I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR AT A MOVIE THEATER”
This is one of my favorite recent episodes: a caller walks out of a movie theater to talk to me for an hour instead of watching the movie he went to see. We discuss break ups, conflicting truths, playing with condoms he found on the ground, and more. He is a genius. Pls listen. Look inside the toolshed out back. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS E
“I GOT SOBER AND IT’S GREAT”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how they got sober, a caller feels like the show has gotten weird, and we read viewer mail about beyblades and culture shock. Perfume is to smell, not to drink. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls:
“I’M DATING AN ESCORT”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller forms a lasting relationship with a woman he hired as an escort, a caller navigates a messy divorce, and a caller dissects the gaming industry with me after getting laid off. It’s time to ask the sun for forgiveness. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever follow me on instagram and I&rsqu
“I REGRET JOINING THE ARMY”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A passionate teacher has no idea what they’re doing, and a caller isn’t sure why he enlisted in the army. This concludes the written portion of the exam. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE
“I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST FROM POKÉMON”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pokémon company, and a caller tries to join the living. It is time to skip rocks at the pier. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to
“I MAY HAVE SOLD YOU DRUGS IN HIGH SCHOOL”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature. Please do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.
I RECORDED THIS EPISODE IN A PARKING LOT AND I THINK IT WENT WELL
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com Hello. Today I sat in a parking lot and talked to a guy about navigating his new relationship, dealing with weed panic attacks, and things I was seeing in the parking lot. Then I talked to another guy about a car accident he got into as well as what it’s like to travel the world. We also talked about things going on in the parking
“MY HUSBAND SEXTED A NIGERIAN CHATBOT”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller finds herself in a lifeless relationship in order to obtain citizenship, a caller goes missing from their girlfriend, a caller learns to enjoy the simple things, and a final caller talks being a regular at local spots in Belgium. It is time to listen to 2 hours of bird sounds. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www
“IS IT IMMORAL TO HAVE KIDS?”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A father and I debate the ethics of having kids, we exist in the moment with a professional schemer, and we chat with an art student who has learned nothing. Do not double dip. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES
“I AM SIMPLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with deep limerence. It is time to do laundry. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE
“I’M A FORMER PICK UP ARTIST”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware. Yes I will have a small bag of pretzels and a can of Diet Coke. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME O
“MY FURRY FRIEND GROUP EXPLODED”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our difficulties falling asleep as crazy people. Take a number. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS F
“MY WIFE RAN AWAY”
COME TO MY DOCUMENTARY SCREENING: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-gecko-secret-documentary-screening-qa-tickets-1987770673594 A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease. Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling. Dogs cannot
“I’M HAVING AN AFFAIR”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life. That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever G
“LIVING OUT OF MY CAR SAVED MY LIFE”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they’ve always dreamed of. Later a photographer’s cat is stolen and a final caller ponders history with me. This is best Wendy’s bathroom in town. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME O
“I NEED TO BE PERFECT”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com In an hour long call that made me feel like I was on MDMA, a drunk couple talks about how they’ve grown and why they feel the need to be perfect. Afterwards we read geckmail about the pros and cons of spending $60k to live out of a bus, starting a Beyblade tournament, and hostel travels. These KitKats taste like pennies. I am a ge
“THE PRESSURE IS MOUNTING”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com While avoiding his grocery store shift, a caller wrestles with the feeling that his partner is making too big of a sacrifice for their relationship. Afterwards a caller’s wife confronts him with a list of everything he does that exhausts her, and a very pleasant final caller plans to take over his dad’s trucking compan
“SHE IS AWESOME & I GOT A DUI”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller navigates probation after having their heart broken by a person living their dream life, and a final caller questions whether or not to settle for their current partner. It is time to step on a lego intentionally and become stronger by withstanding the pain . I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ly
“LARPING AND DIVORCE”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller gets sober, gets divorced, and starts LARPing, a caller from Australia talks about murderous fish, and we read viewer mail regarding the lizard industry.A John Travolta impersonator is on the way to my house right now. I am gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially
ALASKAN DAYDREAMS
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com An Alaskan caller gives the scoop on local alcoholic fishermen, a young DJ maps out their future, and I read viewer mail about human bones and furries. The pool party is today. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.
“I TRIED SO HARD TO MAKE IT WORK”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A break up rerouted a caller’s life and a final caller plans a move back to their small Italian town. Do a backflip. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I&r
“MY EX HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller fresh out of jail tries to turn his life around, we speak with the most faded human being to ever live, and I interrupt the slumber of a caller sleeping in his car. Look at that bird. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMET
“THIS POCKET PUSSY RUINED MY JAPAN TRIP”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyamorous relationships and construction worker themed orgies, and a caller leads rats to their deaths. This spoon will not be your friend. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET W
“I JUST TOOK 40 SHOTS OF FIREBALL”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller off 40 shots of fireball whisky explains why he may be done for, and we read viewer mail about the abominable snowman, VR chat legends, how much to reveal about yourself to your family, and more. Put the cap back on the thing please. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read
“MY MOM OWES ME $40k”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life experience growing up in Dubai and trying to escape his conventional life, and a viewer mail-in learns more about themselves by catfishing strangers on dating apps. Move over. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON G
“MY DAD IS BEING A JERK”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller navigates a complicated relationship with her dad, a caller discovers her mom is actively cheating on her dad, a caller is chased at a 24 hour coffee shop, and a final caller and I get into it about travel stuff. Watch out for traps. l am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: ins
“THE MEN IN OHIO DISTURB ME”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller shares grievances with her experience in the Ohio dating scene, a caller searches for the American dream, and we read a viewer mail story of enemies becoming friends. I place a card facedown and end my turn. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET W
I am going back on tour!
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“I CAN’T STOP BEING INFLUENCED”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller and I discuss influencers, withholding the truth, and integrity. He’s a nice guy. After that a caller tries to find less exhausting ways to connect with people. We are going to ford the river. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAI
"I OWN OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CAR”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com On this historically wild episode, a caller explains how he came to possess Osama Bin Laden’s car through his association with the Taliban, and we discuss the impact of his chaotic lifestyle and how he might change his future. Time to go to the store. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKO
GECKMAIL: “I BETRAYED MY BANDMATE”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comHello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his bandmate, a woman who left her crazy religion and changed her life after no longer fearing god, a writer living with her wild grandmother, a nice walk, and other things you will hear about. That magician over there is hitting on your dad. I am a gecko.
“I STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S GF AND KIDS”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comA caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller is wrongfully arrested, and an emailer wonders why he thinks the way he does. Imagine a dog. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com F
GECKMAIL: “MY BOYFRIEND IS ATTACHED TO HIS MOTHER”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comOn this geckmail we read emails from a woman who’s boyfriend is too attached to his mother, a guy who’s speech impediment is affecting his social life, a judgmental girlfriend, a timid man with 3 girlfriends, and other stuff written by real human beings who are alive.
It is time to eat a log. I am a gecko. Send an email to t
“THEY THREW MY BROTHER IN JAIL”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comA caller tells me why his brother was thrown in jail, and how his life is going after being medically discharged from the Australian military. Afterwards a caller has a long-winded breakup with a friend, and a final caller tries to escape the midwest against his mother’s wish. You are right about everything. I am a gecko. GE
“I ESCAPED DARK TIMES”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comA caller swaps a lifetime of addiction with retro game collecting, a caller figures out their life after retiring from military service in Alaska, and I read viewer mail about porn parodies, reptiles, and casinos.
Time to sit down for a very long time. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM:
“I CAN’T TRUST MY BABY MAMA”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comA caller struggles to trust his ex-girlfriend with their child after a strenuous breakup, a caller works through their sex addiction, and we read viewer mail about a thirst for revenge. This is the wrong address for Popeyes. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BO
“SHOULD I HAVE A THREESOME WITH MY NEIGHBORS?”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comA caller considers a proposition from her new neighbors, a caller outgrows a friend, and a final caller’s lie sends us down a deep rabbit hole. This chicken is haunted. I am a gecko.Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME
“GET A REAL JOB”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comA caller tells me to get a real job and tries to navigate feeling taken for granted in his current relationship, and caller believes his lack of sexual activity has endowed him with superpowers. It is time to go home to candy land. I am a gecko.Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckoto
“I CAN C*M USING ONLY MY MIND”
A caller living in japan learns to fuck themselves with their mind after struggling romantically, and a caller lives in a real life sitcom. There is money for pizza on the counter. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD E
“I’M FROM IRAN, AND I HAVE A MESSAGE”
A caller from Iran talks about his concerns for the future of his homeland and his community among the massive ongoing protests in the country, his propaganda filled childhood, and why he feels obligated to a sense of duty. It was a great conversation. Fake plants are better than real ones sometimes. I am a gecko.Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapy
LOVE IN THE STRIP CLUB GONE RIGHT
A caller is pleasantly surprised after pouring his heart out at the strip club, a caller shares how accidentally becoming a father has changed his character, and a final caller's cat keeps trying to die. We are no longer welcomed at game night. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a
READING GECKMAIL WITH MY DAD
Hello. In this episode I wake my dad up from a nap and read viewer mail with him. He tells me about fantasizing over nuclear warfare, how his life went differently than how he anticipated, if people were more optimistic in the 70s, and a lot of other life stuff. He gave his perspective on emails about friendship, love, anxiety, and other human things. It was a good episode and I’m happy we d
“I LIVE ON A NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATION”
A caller talks about their day to day life on a Navajo reservation while they herd sheep, I talk to a second caller about this paradoxical life of schemes, and a viewer email debates whether or not to disclose his history of writing successful gay erotica. It is time to pin the tail on John Travolta. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the sh
“I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”
A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a caller discusses the struggles of dating while overweight. Light a candle. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a live g
“I GREW UP ULTRA ORTHODOX JEWISH “
A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my favorite geckmail email in the history of this show. Don’t chew gum while skydiving. I am a gecko.Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a
GECKMAIL: “I’M JEALOUS OF MY GIRLFRIEND”
Hello. In this episode we read viewer mail on the topic of hating working on an island, jerking off at church, Christian Mingle, setting boundaries with your parents, being jealous that your gf has had more sex than you, and a lot of other things. I think it’s a good geckmail. Does anyone have advice on how to stop chewing on pen caps? I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around
“I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”
A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becoming a doctor by watching YouTube or something like that. They do not celebrate Christmas on Neptune. I am a gecko.Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7C
“I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”
A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money. It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7CaPvQGet notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPI
“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”
A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change. Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLIC
“I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”
A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever. I love diet root beer. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: the
“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”
A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life. Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECK
“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”
A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed mother, and navigating life on the fly. Afterwards we read a bit of viewer mail from a femboy navigating his identity and a 30 year old dealing with nocturnal emissions. I love eating dirt. I am a g
“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag." The printer is jammed. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapyg
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”
Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself. This bathroom is for employees only. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the s
THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”
I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with logic. We read emails about God, genetics, nihilism, brain rot in schools, and other stuff. I had a lot of fun. You should listen. Call your family afterwards. I am going to sleep now. I am a ge
“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”
A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson. It is important to have a fire extinguisher in your house in case there is an emergency. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast
“I’VE BEEN BANNED”
A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a viewer mail writer. It is time to chew on a pencil. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.Get notified for when I come to your ci
“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”
A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations. Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talks about bettering herself after a life of paranoia in the woods. It was a good episode. Does anyone have a AAA battery? I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it
“I’M AN ESCORT”
A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and we read viewer mail about doing molly and living with your mother in law. Will you hold my spot in line? I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.Get notified for when I come to
“I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN”
Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It’s pretty chill. Later a caller struggles with whether or not to leave behind their life in remote Appalachia, and we read some viewer mail. Please tell me you have the keys. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe h
“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”
A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers. Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I
“I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN”
A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail. You are 73rd in line. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to g
“I WATCH MY EX ON ONLYFANS”
A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to quit looking at his ex-girlfriend's Onlyfans, and a psychology student and I ponder the many versions of ourselves we must invoke to navigate life.Don’t take more than 40 napkins. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM:
“WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM”
A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me an analogy that I will think about forever, and a final caller is plagued by mice. It is time to look at a bug. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagr
“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”
A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of his marching band experience.Breakfast is not included. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.co
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