Delete This!
Hank Green, a well-known internet personality, teams up with his wife Katherine to review the week's tweets, both good and bad. Through intelligent and witty critique, they aim to fix Twitter by calling out its flaws and celebrating its highlights. The podcast offers a humorous and insightful look at social media culture and the absurdities of online life.
Episodes
Evil Daddy! I Ate My Fingers Again!
Explaining Memes (NOT AUTOCANNIBALISM)
Feel the Fizz of Bluesky
OOPS, ALL SKEETS!!
Celebrity #6
The Donkey Hole
Popcorn Time!!!
WE BOTH LOVE THE SINK
Let's work through some stuff!
Hockey Drama!
Your Bird Window
We're back and we're different!!!
Oh Artie Boy...
Wet or Dry - Co-Hosted by a Frog
No One Checked the Squash!!
Tongue Appreciation
Wet or Dry #1: Normal Nightly Parkour
Actually Deleting This / Oops All Drafts!!
Sorry this came out late, it was a very busy week prepping for the holiday, doing the census, and then I got food poisoning and that kinda knocked me out for a while there! But anyway, this is quite the epic episode...making an accidental fusion prediction, discovering that I had, at one point, almost accidentally fueded with Matt Taibbi, and then inventing a whole new podcast format for the futur
The Reality TV Producers are in Charge
This was recorded last Sunday!!
How I Would Delete This
There are options...
Now THAT's Rummkub
Warning, this episodes sounds bad and also /is/ bad. But the important thing is that we have a good time, which, we mostly did not. But I edited all of those parts out so, should be good!
A Nuclear Bomb With No Off Button
Eclipse Fail
Like a Baked Potato
Re-Imbrugled
We've got another new format and I liked it!!
Only Because of the Patriarchy...
Let's name a drink together.
Split That Drop!
Super Uncool, Judas
Gotta hang out for the end of this one...
It's the Beeping!!
Lookin' fr PANTIES
Katherine and Hank talk to each other for an hour or so.
WHAT COMES AFTER 49!?!
Rumbles Tumbles The Dune Drop Gummy Bear (Gaburker) Green
Join us for a short episode in which we are a little subdued because we did not want to interfere with kitten cuddles.
The Twilight Spectacular
I'm not gonna lie...it's almost all Twilight.
Hozy Goaty
Talking McDonald's, population, food fights, and dumpster fires...
Guys Guys Burgers and Guys
What are you looking for?
Little Seatzers Peatzer Peatzers
Look, what if I just don't write anything in here anymore. I'm SLEEPY.
The Tooth Factory
In which Hank tries to just bring the *best* of Twitter to Katherine and then immediately fails.
FOR REAL THIS TIME?!?! - Season 2 of Delete This Starts Now.
OK, I think there's actually audio in this one. LOOOONG EXHALE....
Delete This: Oops All Drafts!!
Let's take a trip down memory lane through the lens of the last few months of Hank's draft tweets. There are so many more than this, it's honestly astounding. Also, if you're reading this, we really like making a podcast together, we're just not entirely sure what to do, so once you listen through this, let us know if you have any ideas!
S1E6: Our Finest Work Yet
How much can you talk about Alan Tudyk on a podcast about Taskmaster? WE DECIDED TO FIND OUT!!!
S1E4: On The Ear Hair of a Swede
This episode possibly contains my favorite task so far...and it DEFINITELY contains Katherine's LEAST FAVORITE task so far!
S1E4: JOSH DESERVED IT
Taskmaster hits its stride in this genius episode. Every task is better than the next and our contestants are thinking further and further outside the box. Also Romesh rubs hot sauce in his eyes, showing him to be, once again, the most dedicated contestant.
S1E3: Everybody Boops Romesh
Romesh gets his nose booped, these people are terrible artists, Tim Key is a genius, and Hank is bad at counting.
S1E2: Josh Widdecombe with a Knife
Roisin's emotional intelligence shines in this episode, though her "asking Alex Horne a second question" intelligence does not. Tim Key brings a lot of surprises and Greg, unsurprisingly, misses the mark...at least according to...THE TASK MISTRESS!
TASKMISTRESS 01 - How Do You Make Brown?
Katherine, the Taskmistress, is here to judge the performance and judgement for Taskmaster Greg Davies, and we are shocked to find, right off the bat, that he is terrible at his job. Though, he is very tall. Little Hank Green is also here to judge Little Alex Horne, and he is judged absolutely amazing.
FINAL EPISODE? Roman Mars, Explain the Tiddy Lamp
In which Hank and Katherine discuss the next step in their podcast journey, but also go through some quality tweets talking about everything from person, woman, man, camera, tv, to the most terrifyingly designed bathroom in all of Montana.
102 - Is Cancel Culture a Cake?
Hank's book is out and it seems like he actually didn't tweet that much this week! So let's talk about cake and a little bit about TikTok and watermelon explosions and krinchitos.
101 - Belon Busk and Banye Best
There are just some things we don't need to talk about. Do I find them very hard not to talk about, absolutely, but while I am intensely curious about how the next few months of life in America are going to go politically, I'm really not interested in guessing anymore. Instead, let's talk about cats and books and broadway shows!!
100 - Michael Bolton was in Snow Dogs
In a very special 100th episode spectacular Hank and Katherine completely don't notice that this is their 100th episode and instead they talk a lot about accountability into a different microphone because Hank broke the other one.
99 - a very small fire
Today is mostly an education, episode, it seems...though we do have a bit of a Tiger King conversation in the middle that I'm sure will get me in trouble.
98 - The Cheesecake
Twitter has been an amazing resource for the last couple weeks so let's talk about that.
97 - Chicken Dump Truck
Hank is on TikTok now and Katherine does not seem particularly pleased.
96 - Throat Jerky
We have entered into the portion of our parenthood when we cannot eat a treat without being interrogated for 45 minutes about the existence or non-existence of chocolate chips. Also, it is very dry in Missoula. Also, Hank made friend chicken and it went...ok we guess?!?!
95 - Your Squid Hole
Hank and Katherine talk a bit about Hank's worries for social fraying based on the very visible ways in which people are behaving differently in public now. But also, we have to talk about the most liked Hank tweet of the entire DELETE THIS era...was it a bad idea? Yeah, probably.
94 - Brady and Beverly's Beetle Juice Pod Episode 1
Hank and Katherine are Brady and Beverly the two new hosts of Brady and Beverly's Beetle Juice Podcast! They are also themselves and they would like to discuss medicine in Georgian England, hot Australian men, and who is and is not allowed to exaggerate the president's idiocy on Twitter.
93 - The Baba Yaga's Pillow
Good lord I'm not defending /DR OZ/ I'm just saying that lying is bad even when you're lying about trash people. Also, let's talk about our irresponsible quarantine purchases, Oliver North's sudden and unexplainable interest in Hank, and our vacation fantasies.
92 - WE NEED TULIPS
Joe Pera is a delight, death is not a failure, and Hank has VERY STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT SQUIRRELS APPARENTLY.
91 - The Ring Toe
OH MY GOD SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. From epic put downs to rap battles to waaaay over-sharing. It's time for another episode of Delete This.
90 - THAT'S NOT A NOODLE
Every tweet these days is getting like 5x the engagement I expect...that makes me think we're ALL ON TWITTER ALL THE TIME. The good news is, that means we aren't watching Tiger King. Just kidding...everyone is watching Tiger King.
89 - So...
Katherine and Hank talk about Coronavirus a lot...almost entirely, honestly. But also there is BAT PEE!
87 - Delete This Whole Situation
Hank and Katherine would like to invite you into our blanket fort of worry...what else is there these days...
86 - Eat Sleep Play LAX Repeat
Coronavirus Misinformation makes Hank mad! So does housing policy. And Honda. And hand dryers! HANK MAY BE A LITTLE BIT MORE ANGRY THAN HE PROBABLY SHOULD BE.
85 - Just Like Milk
Hank and Katherine discuss Iowa, some mistakes that weren't made, and DRINKS
84 - Noopers
Some mistakes were made! Michael Bloomberg shook a dog's mouth, Donald Trump doesn't know which Kansas City the Chiefs are in, there was a large boulder the size of a very large jellybean, and Hank ENGAGED IN POLITICAL TWITTER and that is just not ideal.
83 - The Worst Thing to do With a Cookie
We're back...there were so many good tweets this week! Let's talk about hospital apologies, your boring toast opinions, and Captain Picard!
XX - Explain Boobs to me More (LIVE in Atlanta!)
Hank and Katherine discuss some very odd circumstances, play a twitter game with the audience, and meet Linda the Turkish dog!
XX - A Trenchcoat Full of Goldfish (LIVE in Raleigh!)
Hank and Katherine talk about Downeaster Alexa more, also we play a Twitter game LIVE WITH THE AUDIENCE which was really fun!
XX - The Meet Cute (Live from St. Petersburg!
Hank and Katherine discuss Goop, their meet cute, and coquina in front of a big crowd of rowdy Floridians!
82 - sAVE tHe WoRLd
We say some things we shouldn't about YouTube ads and also we try to get to the bottom of why hank loves to read hot-takes during breaking news.
81 - Space Drugs
We get a little relationshippy here, which I hope is OK. But we also make dumb jokes. And the song at the end is "Downeaster Alexa" by Billy Joel because WTF not.
80 - Detweeted
I dingus'd a lot this week, also Twitter was a source of great stress and frustration for me this week, but also, Twitter is the world and the reality is that the world is a source of great stress and frustration, so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about it.
80 - Doogle Gocs
I am so sleepy I cannot think of anything to write...
79 - Christmas Pee
A special "Hank is compltely wiped after the Project for Awesome but cannot help but make this podcast" episode! Let's not talk about very much at all! Mostly just spiritual milk and Christmas lights.
78 - Oops! I Dingus'd!
I mean, obviously we are going to be talking mostly about butts.
77 - Tax the Dentists
Gonna get in the weeds about social capital today. Also about crabs.
76 - The Binker
Party Man and Dangerous Girl take you on a wild trip through doggies and impeachment and socialism.
75 - Solidly Firth
Let's get mad about college recruitment! Sorry for the technical difficulties!
74 - Two Hole Beers
We're going to talk about Nazis in this one, so be warned.
73 - None Pizza with Left Beef Will Never Die
Today we will discuss moose, electric cars, memes, turkish delight and our upcoming TBBLOBNOERN tattoos.
72 - Katherine is a Very Rare Dragon
Let's talk about campaign finance reform and how it's impossible to be a good person anymore.
71 - Baby Gandalf
So, I got hacked, which was a huge pain in the butt and has taken over my life a bit! But now we're back! Let's also talk about...TwikTwoks, Twump, Flu Shots, whining about airports, and FUCKING PLUMS.
70 - Go Cougars!
Giant chickens, badass cougars, and terrible song lyrics.
69 - Gettin' the Noodles Out
Hank is a TikTok star now, so all bets are off.
