Jemjammer
Jemjammer is a Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast in which Game Master Crooked Russian Cam and players Annie Craton, Anna Emmaline, Alexei Pepers, Rio Rios, and Maq Weaver explore the Spelljammer campaign setting. The show leans into whimsical, often bizarre adventures involving hippo men, eel-headed spiders, gay lizard women, mer-himbos, and library-related hijinks. Episodes are released every two weeks.
Episodes
Episode 174 - Annoyed Cop and More Annoyed Cop
Our heroes interrogate the Three Assholes and learn they have rich interior lives. And other, weirder, interior things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 173 - Pretenses
Our heroes entertain some surprise guests and definitely, positively won’t catch feelings, why would you even say that? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 172 - It's Schlorpin' Time
Our heroes fight some annoyingly familiar faces in the middle of the night. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 171 - Space Princess Karen Would Like to See the Baby
Our heroes throw a rebel leader off her guard, investigate another(?) evil(?) cult in Vulkarus, and throw their weight around. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 170 - Smalljammer
Our heroes uncover a myth and, later, a mystery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 169 - The Accusing Parlour
Our heroes assemble the clues and realize someone knows more than they’re letting on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 168 - The Vipers of the Clinging
Our heroes decide a change is overdue, and Arturos decides he's had enough. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 167 - The Elemental Plane Of Bingo And Bridge
Jylliana defends her honor, and our heroes resurrect the final ship crash victims. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 166 - Tempests
Jylliana attends a salon and meets all her new mother-in-law's horrible friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 165 - War of the Spheres: Home Edition
Our heroes learn about the war in the Vodoni Commonwealth while the crew play out their own war in the parlor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 164 - What Will Be Enough?
Our heroes discover their limits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 163 - Closing In
Our heroes get more information about the shipwrecks, heal the sick, and discover they may be in over their heads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 162 - A Hint of Schmooze
Our heroes catch up with friends, argue over the breakfast table, and carouse for a cause. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 161 - I'm Princess Jylliana And This Is My Favorite Baklava In The City
Our heroes debrief with High Priest Varas and spread the Good Word of phyllo pastry filled with chopped nuts and soaked in honey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 160 - An Extended Hand
Our heroes change the lives of the people of Vulkarus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 159 - An Open Door
Our heroes visit a morgue and tear open the weave itself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 158 - All We Can Do
Our heroes learn that in order to keep Max alive for the next month, they'll have to win popularity contests with three different factions that hate each other. Easy, right? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 157 - The Halfling Goodbye
Our heroes wrap up their business and leave the party in their honor early, and every conversation at that party went totally fine, thanks for asking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 156 - Just Like Old Times
Our heroes return to the ball, shaken by the revelations in the Imperial Crypt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 155 - The Royal Vulkaran Wedding Party Flank-O-Rama
Our heroes make a startling discovery in the Imperial Crypt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 154 - To Have And Hold
Our heroes face what DEFINITELY does not feel like a regulation dungeon trap. To reiterate, they remain bad at dungeons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 153 - SECRET DOOR HERE
Our heroes prove their mettle against a combat trial in the Emperor's crypt and use up some vital resources. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Book Club - Episode 20 - Oops! All Boys
Our heroes, along with Sybil, meet for Book Club while waiting to be escorted to a party in Jylliana and Max's honor. They discuss Superhero by Eli Easton.Content warnings: m/m, a guy named Jordie, lithe, "hnnngh", Wyn doing voices, damning with faint praise, size multipliers, incoherent muttering, logistical issues, a startling lack of dog people.Submission by Saturn. Thank you, Saturn!Commission
Episode 152 - Tomb Rager
Our heroes enter a pre-solved dungeon but somehow still have problems with the puzzles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 151 - Making Memories
Our heroes meet with a member of the Resistance, mingle with commoners and nobles, and sneak out of their own party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
JEMJAMMER - Celebratory Q&A
Hi everyone! Episode 150 is out, and now, so is our celebratory Q&A! In this special episode Annie, Maq, Rio, and Anna answer questions that you, our dear listeners, asked us at the end of June. Thank you so, so much to all our listeners, whether you've been here from the start, joined us recently, or somehow this is your first time listening!If you are a member of our Patreon at the Bonus Con
The Jemjammer 150th Episode Werewolf Ballroom Spectacular
Our heroes learn about resistance organizations, argue about intentions, get dressed up in fancy outfits, and dance like everyone's watching.Thanks for joining us for 150 episodes of gay space adventures, y'all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 149 - Her Highness
Our heroes meet the Dowager Empress, have a spa day, and give a princess a crash-course in ethical socio-economic power structures. Like you do in Dungeons and Dragons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 148 - Let it Linger
Our heroes attend the hearing of Prince Maximilian and Princess Jylliana, and Dux Felicity Verus passes a verdict. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 147 - When Someone Asks If You Are A Handmaiden, You Say Yes
Our heroes leave the hospital and travel across Vulkarus to prepare for tomorrow morning's hearing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 146 - The Purple Warehouse
Our heroes make a special delivery to the Purple Sisters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 145 - Dubious Nobility
Our heroes spend another day in the hospital. Jylliana examines Max, Arturos cases the joint, and Wyn organizes a field trip. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 144 - New Horizons
Our heroes learn about some big changes from the former crew of the Kestrel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 143 - The Good Stuff
Our heroes confer with Princess Antonia and check in on Prince Maximilian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 142 - The Hospital of the Clinging
Our heroes take stock of their injuries, count their losses, and encounter royalty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 141 - All Ashore That's Going Ashore
Our heroes wake up at a crash site. It's not going well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Book Club - Episode 19 - The Wrong Way to Use a Gun
Our heroes gather for book club and discuss The Ninja by Eric Van Lustbader.Content warnings: f/f, 1980s eroticism, nether lips, bathtub funtimes, buttocks, wide, gnomish automaton-generated text accusations, sex gun territory, waggle, utter confusion, at what COST.Submission by the mysterious Mak'weaveré.Commission your own bad fanfic from Mackenzie on her ko-fi!Want to control what Book Club rea
Episode 140 - Last Flight to Vulkarus
Our heroes make their way through the phlogiston and land in Vulkarus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 139 - Sliders
Our heroes make their way to Vodonispace and encounter the darkness seeping into the phlogiston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Book Club - Episode 18 - From Ducks
Our heroes meet for Book Club and discuss Soul Eater by Lily Mayne.Content warnings: m/m, duck feathers, same name situation, thumb wars with tongues, elven kissing, lack of nipples, mysterious slits, [gif of the woman in Shape of Water signing how the fishman's crotch situation works], room for two, no glove no love, a lot of channel, deerstalker capsSubmission by Saturn. Thank you, Saturn!Commis
Episode 138 - Where The Forks Go
Our heroes deal with the ramifications of a sudden wedding as the Kestrel is repaired. Jylliana does a lot of convincing, Artie meets the locals, and Wyn talks it out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 137 - Giveth and Taketh
Our heroes negotiate the terms of a fake marriage with Max, though there's a real hitch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Book Club - Episode 17 - Just Guys Being Dudes
Our heroes meet for Book Club and discuss the original fic "Bros Being Hos" by Whatsaship. Thanks, Whatsaship!Content warnings: m/m, transmasc/transmasc, Definitely Not Some Of The Characters In This Room, magically exploding clothing, yelling with delight, pulsing, wrestling nobody expected, fingers in butts, the reward of a pizza lunchable.Want to control what Book Club reads next? Join our Patr
Episode 136 - No Promises
Our heroes reunite with the crown prince of the Vodoni Commonwealth, and Max makes a proposal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Book Club - Episode 16 - Saffron and Sugar
Our heroes meet for book club and discuss The Tempest and the Teapot, another submission by the mysterious Mak'weaveré.Content Warnings: f/f, heavy breathing, Legally Distinct Tuatha, a lot of dimples, hungry, just a lot of high pitched panic sounds.Commission your own bad fanfic from Mackenzie on her ko-fi!Want to control what Book Club reads next? Join our Patreon at the $10 tier or higher to su
Episode 135 - The Audacity
Our heroes combat the Red General once again, cross wildspace, and finally answer Max's call. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 134 - To The 9s
Our heroes are waylaid by familiar faces on their way out of Sharn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 133 - Don't Beat Up My Dad
Our heroes spend the morning in Sharn, where Jylliana learns more about Lachlan, Artie makes an expensive decision, and Wyn mediates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Side Story 3 - "Dance With Me"
Hi everyone! We've had a bit of a scheduling conflict and need to take a skip week, so instead we're releasing the final Jemjammer flashback episode early. Enjoy!As our heroes' reunion with Max grows imminent, Anna and Annie present one final flashback scene from before His Highness left. As the Kestrel approaches Providence Bay to return Blackjammer's Cutlass, Jylliana learns some new moves, and
Side Story 2 - "Navigation"
As our heroes creep closer to Vodon in the present, Anna and Annie present a second flashback scene featuring Max Vulkaran and Jylliana.While the Kestrel crew processes Max's revealed royalty on their way back from the Cutlass Heist, Jylliana has an awkward shift at the helm as the Prince of the Vodoni Commonwealth navigates her through Kofuspace. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in
Episode 132.5 - ...And So Is This
Our heroes continue to enjoy their night on the town in Sharn and go over everything they've learned thus far about Max and Vodon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Side Story 1 - "Seduction Advice"
In this special bonus episode, Anna and Annie prepare to reintroduce secret prince Max Vulkaran by exploring some extended roleplay scenes, starting with a flashback from his first time sailing with the Kestrel crew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 132 - ... And This Is One
Our heroes humiliate Lachlan further, assisted by his cousin Shasta, and venture forth to see the nightlife of Sharn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Book Club - Episode 15 - Tentatively
Our heroes gather for another book club and discuss Waterways by Kyell Gold.Content warnings: M/M, animal noises, mouth temperatures, the word "muzzle" about fifty thousand times, guest Toolbox appearance, surprise wildshape.Submission by Saturn. Thank you, Saturn!Want to control what Book Club reads next? Join our Patreon at the $10 tier or higher to submit an excerpt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.
Episode 131 - A City With A Million Stories...
Our heroes arrive in Sharn and personally mortify Lachlan dahr Greyleaf. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 130 - Breakfast for Dinner
Our heroes depart Stormspace and head towards Eberron, as Artie makes a business decision, Wyn introduces her new sister to her family, and Jyll names her terrible dog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Book Club - Episode 14 - A Thick Column Of Flesh
Our heroes meet for Book Club and discuss Widdershins by Jordan L. HawkContent warnings: m/m, sweaty stink, buds, character voices, swordfights, leg paninis, grammatically troublesome spend.Submission by Saturn. Thank you, Saturn!Want to control what Book Club reads next? Join our Patreon at the $10 tier or higher to submit an excerpt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 129 - Don't Move the Easel
Our heroes help Kimalia make a plan, Wyn calls home, Arturos strikes a deal, and Jylliana gives an ETA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 128 - A Cinder Or The Whole Damn Flame
Our heroes settle their business with Liana and the Cinders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 127 - Want Better For Yourself
Our heroes run from the cops, forcibly adopt yet another NPC, and learn about the Port Meridian cult cell and the Red General. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 126 - God's Loyal Hound
Our heroes gain a new understanding of the threat of the Cult of the World Eater. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 125 - House Hunters: Port Meridian
Our heroes search the abandoned manor for the Cult of the World Eater. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 124 - The Streets of Old Meridian
Our heroes gather some intel on Vodon around Port Meridian and begin their cult investigation for the Cinders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 123 - We Take Electrum
Our heroes continue their very rudely-interrupted shopping spree and make some arrangements for their mission in the morning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 122 - It's Their Group of Three Screw-Ups Versus Ours
Our heroes fight some chaotic bounty hunters using a little chaos of their own. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 121 - Arnie's New Hat
Our heroes land in Port Meridian, do some shopping, take on a job, and deal with some complications around Artie's faked death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 120 - Late Night Casseroles
Our heroes enjoy the rest of their stay on Aesheim as Jylliana takes Lachlan on a Hallmark Holiday Romcom Date, Wyn explains "pajamas" to Arturos, and the Kestrel crew experiences the worst Long Midwestern Goodbye ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 119 - Temperance
While Wyn and Arturos are off at the Petriss homestead, Jylliana visits the Stormhaven Temple of Ethla to talk with Mother Sylvia about gods, faith, and weakness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 118 - The Family Business
Our heroes split up in Stormhaven, and Wyn and Artie visit the Petriss homestead, where Wyn and her family trade secrets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 117 - Takin' it Aesheim
Our heroes split up in Stormhaven, and Jylliana gives her boyfriend a tour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jemjammer: The Story So Far
Are you new to Jemjammer and want to catch up quickly? Or are you a longtime fan in need of a refresher? Either way, Anna and Annie have got you covered, as they summarise the first 116 episodes of Jemjammer for you.A freely-available transcript can be found here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/transcript-story-93860037There's links to basically all Kit's stuff here, including some free short stori
Episode 116 - Elf Gift
Our heroes depart Taphos, plan dates, and experience shared visions, and Aelfgifu takes her destiny into her own hands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 115 - The Weewoo Was Inside Me The Whole Time
Our heroes return to Lato, reunite with the Kestrel crew, engage in some hot goss, and receive some important mail. A free, publicly available transcript of Thazita's letter to Wyn is available over on our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 114 - A Disco Ball Heart
Our heroes discuss Ælfgifu's new condition, return to Lato, and receive unexpected messages. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 113 - Take a Chance on Fiend
Our heroes conquer the evil polluting Three Rivers Island, and make a star-tling discovery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 112 - Winnifred The Public Domain Bear
Our heroes come face to..... face(?) with the Oracle of the Well and her cultists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 111 - The Well of Infinity
Our heroes drink from the Well of Infinity, and see far, far more than they were ever prepared to handle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 110 - Have You Heard The Good Wyrm?
Our heroes climb into the mountains of Taphos, encounter some unusual wildlife, infiltrate a cultist encampment, and encounter the Well of Infinity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 109 - It Looks Like A Dog But It Is Not A Dog
Our heroes fight a hydra and get help from a few unorthodox sources. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Book Club - Episode 13 - You Forget About The Asteroids
Our heroes meet for another Book Club and discuss the fic "I Don't Want Anybody Else" by whatsaship.Content warnings: f/m, masturbation, helm voyeurism, suspicious similarities, helm smells, cautionary tales, it's fine.Special thanks to an anonymous friend of the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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