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Kingpilled

Home of The ASTROLABE 406 Episodes Sep 23, 2026

Kingpilled is a podcast tied to The ASTROLABE, a weekday livestream covering viral tweets, videos, articles, and memes with a satirical, internet-savvy take. The host frames it as a daily commentary show, often called the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet.” It also includes Saturday SUDALABES, where the host watches and reacts to the weekly dispatch from a self-described propagandist on X. The show is distributed via Substack and positions itself as a mix of news, humor, and cultural critique.

Episodes

How Trump & Bessent Are Re-Ordering the Globe (And Assange Just Reappeared?!)
How Trump & Bessent Are Re-Ordering the Globe (And Assange Just Reappeared?!) Sep 23, 2026 13610 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night early morning show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the weekend SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.
Greenland, Gas Prices, & Trump's 20 Core Promises (The Doomers Don't Want You to Know This!)
Greenland, Gas Prices, & Trump's 20 Core Promises (The Doomers Don't Want You to Know This!) Sep 22, 2026 5912 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night early morning show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the weekend SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.
You'll NEVER Guess What ANTHROPIC Just Admitted
You'll NEVER Guess What ANTHROPIC Just Admitted Sep 19, 2026 7768 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night early morning show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the weekend SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.
Pentagon Chief Says Prepare For MOON BATTLES!
Pentagon Chief Says Prepare For MOON BATTLES! Sep 18, 2026 5874 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night early morning show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the weekend SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE? WHAT YA SEE OR WHAT I TELL YA?" | The SUDALABE | TRUMP 47, Wk 86 of 208
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE? WHAT YA SEE OR WHAT I TELL YA?" | The SUDALABE | TRUMP 47, Wk 86 of 208 Sep 17, 2026 11468 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the Sunday SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.ALSO MAKE SURE
They're Planning Another COVID, But This Time with AI (Yes, They Really Look Like That)
They're Planning Another COVID, But This Time with AI (Yes, They Really Look Like That) Sep 16, 2026 10955 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night early morning show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the weekend SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.
Peter Thiel Was RIGHT: AI Doomers, Effective Altruism, and the ANTICHRIST
Peter Thiel Was RIGHT: AI Doomers, Effective Altruism, and the ANTICHRIST Sep 15, 2026 14210 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night early morning show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the weekend SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.
The Most Radical Thing You Can Do Is Vote For Republicans (Especially If You Hate Them!)
The Most Radical Thing You Can Do Is Vote For Republicans (Especially If You Hate Them!) Sep 14, 2026 10654 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night early morning show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the weekend SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.
"IT'S EASIER TO SAY YOU DON'T CARE THAN IT IS TO TRY AND FAIL" (SpaceCamp) | SUDALABE | Week 84/208
"IT'S EASIER TO SAY YOU DON'T CARE THAN IT IS TO TRY AND FAIL" (SpaceCamp) | SUDALABE | Week 84/208 Sep 13, 2026 12693 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the Sunday SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.ALSO MAKE SURE
I Have RETURNED from ChudCon… What the HELL Did I Miss???
I Have RETURNED from ChudCon… What the HELL Did I Miss??? Sep 12, 2026 10125 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night early morning show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the weekend SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.
Trump's Plan To SOLVE The National Debt (The ELITES Don't Want You To Know This!)
Trump's Plan To SOLVE The National Debt (The ELITES Don't Want You To Know This!) Sep 1, 2026 5598 NOTE: This is the last ‘LABE until 9/11, out of the office for ChudCon. Be well, chuds. o7Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night early morning show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the weekend SUDALAB
"POWER IS FLEETING; LOVE IS ETERNAL" (Krull) | The SUDALABE | TRUMP 47, Week 84 of 208
"POWER IS FLEETING; LOVE IS ETERNAL" (Krull) | The SUDALABE | TRUMP 47, Week 84 of 208 Aug 31, 2026 13391 Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.”Don’t miss the Sunday SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster.ALSO MAKE SURE

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