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30, Dirty & Dying

30, Dirty & Dying

Clarissa and Kourtney 171 Episodes Sep 10, 2026

Hosted by longtime friends Clarissa and Kourtney, this millennial podcast looks at what life is really like on the other side of 30. The two get honest about getting older, mental health struggles, and the everyday business of just getting through each day. Episodes also dive into 90s and 2000s nostalgia, including their own cringe-worthy early social media posts. The tone is candid and humorous, with the hosts trying to enjoy the ride along the way.

Episodes

Real Talk: Trying to Be Healthy after 90s/2000s Diet Culture
Real Talk: Trying to Be Healthy after 90s/2000s Diet Culture Sep 10, 2026 2407 This week, Clarissa and Kourtney are getting real with a deep dive into what it's like trying to prioritize health and wellness as millennial women. After growing up in the world of 90s/2000s toxic diet culture and now seeing a resurgence with social media, weight-loss meds, and more, there's a lot that comes to mind when your cohosts start thinking about healthy habits and routines. They're unpac
Like This, Try That for Millennials
Like This, Try That for Millennials Sep 3, 2026 2698 Your favorite millennial cohosts are back, but instead of bringing straight nostalgia, they're finding a way to embrace the best of both worlds. Taking on a common social media trend, Kourtney and Clarissa are offering an episode of "Like This, Try That" suggestions to find new music, movies, shows, and books based on your millennial era favorites. They've got suggestions for Wishbone, pop punk fa
Telling Spooky Stories for Augtober
Telling Spooky Stories for Augtober Aug 27, 2026 2923 Clarissa and Kourtney are back after an impromptu break with a new episode to ring in the cool, Augtober breeze in the air. After catching up on what's been happening in their lives that led to the break, your cohosts go Back in Time to 1998 to relive the millennial classic "Halloweentown" in all its glory. Then, they're talking about spooky stories you might hear around an end-of-summer campfire,
Millennials Count Down the Best and Worst TV Couples
Millennials Count Down the Best and Worst TV Couples Jul 23, 2026 3493 It's all about love this week on your favorite millennial podcast as Clarissa and Kourtney relive some 90s/2000s TV shows and decide if iconic couples are actually #goals. Your cohosts are using all the perspective they've gained on love and relationships as 30-something women to deconstruct the love stories we grew up with and view these couples' dynamics with fresh eyes to name the 3 best and 3
Figuring Out the Best SpongeBob Episode Ever
Figuring Out the Best SpongeBob Episode Ever Jul 16, 2026 2780 This week, Kourtney is back on her bracket game as your cohosts work to figure out what the best episode of SpongeBob SquarePants actually is! Band Geeks or Pizza Delivery? Chocolate with Nuts or Rock Bottom? Where will the Hash Slinging Slasher show up? With a 30 D&D signature bracket, we're on the case! Plus, a trip Back in Time to relive the summer vibes of the early 2010s!Disclaimer: This
Putting 2000s, 2010s Fashion Trends on Trial
Putting 2000s, 2010s Fashion Trends on Trial Jul 9, 2026 3019 All Rise!This week, Kourtney and Clarissa are reliving all the eras of fashion trends millennials have lived through and putting the nostalgia on trial. From the body glitter of the late 90s and y2k years to the 2010s infinity scarf takeover, your cohosts are owning up to the trends they participated in over the years and judging them through 30-something eyes. Plus, we're taking a trip Back in Ti
Aging Millennials Play Concentration 64
Aging Millennials Play Concentration 64 Jun 25, 2026 2633 No repeats ... some hesitations!This week, Clarissa and Kourtney are bringing a playground favorite to the 2020s ... Concentration 64! Millennial chaos is in session as your cohosts try to keep the rhythm of nostalgia going with categories from movies and music to 90s/2000s snacks and SpongeBob references. And we're kicking it off with a trip Back in Time to make the ultimate mixtape of 90s love s
The Return of Judging Books by their Covers
The Return of Judging Books by their Covers Jun 18, 2026 4113 It's time for some classic literature podcasting.This week, Kourtney and Clarissa are bringing a favorite game back to the 30, Dirty & Dying airwaves: Judging Books by their Covers! Each of your cohosts will take turns trading books and using only what's on the cover to speculate about what could be inside. Get ready for unhinged vampire love stories, sentient furniture smut, roadside ghost st
Let Us Deinfluence You: Real Life in our 30s
Let Us Deinfluence You: Real Life in our 30s Jun 11, 2026 2775 Guess who is back.....Kourtney and Clarissa have emerged from their hiatus for a new season of 30, Dirty & Dying. The millennial midlife crisis hit us hard in 2026, but we've returned and we're getting back to the basics of what this podcast is all about: Getting real about life as a couple of 30-somethings and enjoying the little things, like good friends, nostalgic playlists, and avocado toa
Millennial Music Draft!
Millennial Music Draft! Jan 1, 2026 3010 It's the finale of Season 8, and Kourtney and Clarissa are bringing you a New Year's episode celebrating their favorite podcast subjects: millennial era music and draft/bracket games. After a 2025 Year in Review themed Back in Time segment, your cohosts are posing categories all about 90s, 2000s, and 2010s music to one another and naming their top choices. Best Britney Spears songs, TV commercial
Making the Ultimate Merry Millennial Holiday Movie!
Making the Ultimate Merry Millennial Holiday Movie! Dec 25, 2025 2682 Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your favorite sick, sad and this week, seasonal, millennials! Clarissa and Kourtney are coming together for a special holiday episode to celebrate a favorite tradition for many: Christmas movies. After reliving 2003's "Elf" for Back in Time, they're taking all they've learned from their favorite 90s, 2000s, and 2010s holiday films to create one of their own
Our Grown-Up Christmas Lists!
Our Grown-Up Christmas Lists! Dec 18, 2025 2416 This week, your cohosts are making some lists and checking them twice to prepare for Christmas. But instead of going through JCPenney catalog circling gifts like it's 1999, Clarissa and Kourtney are listing all the things they want as a couple of 30-somethings. It's a tough, unprecedented time out there and your 30 D&D cohosts realize a lot of people are feeling burnt out and overwhelmed. Groc

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