On the Floor
On the Floor is a weekly podcast hosted by Chris and Janis about friendship, chaotic group trips, late-night mishaps, and the oddities of adulthood. The hosts overanalyze absurd life moments, from dramatic birthdays to disastrous tropical vacations, with warmth, pettiness, and unfiltered humor. They roast bad decisions and laugh through the chaos. New episodes drop weekly.
Episodes
"Straight" Men Play TOO MUCH (ep 9)
ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR! 🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 9: "Straight" Men Play TOO MUCH!THE MAIN EVENT: After going through individual backstories in recent episodes, Chris takes center stage to dive into the wild world of "ships"—relationships, situationships, and friendships. Chris breaks down his post-breakup dating journey and shares the chaotic, messy, and unf
Teen Pregnancy & The PLOT TWIST (ep 8)
ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR! 🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 8: Teen Pregnancy & The PLOT TWIST!THE MAIN EVENT:After getting the abridged version of Chris’s journey last week, this week Janis takes center stage to break down her backstory. From growing up as the "oopsie baby" youngest sibling to navigating her parents' early divorce, sneaking out through windows, and beco
The Doctor Said To HIT ME With a Broom (ep 7)
ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR!🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 7: The Doctor Said To HIT ME With a Broom! 🧹💀THE MAIN EVENT: This week, Chris and Janis get deeply personal as Chris takes center stage to break down his childhood backstory. From absurd, dark-comedy pediatric advice to a nostalgic 2000s internet disaster, we uncover the wild story of how an online quiz completely upended his fami
Spooky's BIRTHDAY BLACKOUT (ep 6)
ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR!🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 6: Spooky’s Birthday Blackout! 🎂👻✨THE MAIN EVENT: This week, Chris and Janis close out the birthday mini-series with the unhinged celebrations of their good friend, "Spooky Boo." From a spooky-themed takeover at their favorite bar (Bryson’s) to a late-night bathroom crisis, we reveal what happens when "friends" hit you with the Sp
The PARTY Bus (ep 5)
ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR!🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 5: The Party Bus! 🚌🔥THE MAIN EVENT: This week, Chris and Janis dive back into the archive of messy birthdays to unpack a celebration that completely went off the rails. We break down Janis’s infamous Miami party bus birthday—featuring zero AC, lethal Capri Sun liquor pouches, a blackout debacle, and the ultimate dating timeline co
The BIRTHDAY Files (ep 4)
ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR!🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 4: The Birthday Files!THE MAIN EVENT: This week, Chris and Janis are diving deep into the archives to unpack past birthday celebrations, chaotic themes, and some incredibly juicy birthday drama. From a radioactive orange "Crithtopber" Temu-themed surprise party to a custom Charli XCX Bratz doll mashup, we're breaking down the best
Stranded in PUERTO RICO (ep 3)
ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR!🎙️ Episode 3 is OUT NOW: Stranded in PR! The Puerto Rico birthday trip concludes… and somehow, everyone made it back alive.THE MAIN EVENT: Just when you thought the trip couldn't get more chaotic, Chris and Janis break down the infamous "Puerto Rico day from hell." Between scaling vertical mud walls in El Yunque with zero cardio preparation, getting abandon
THE HEAT (ep 2)
ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR! 🎙️ Welcome back to Episode 2! Chris and Janis kick things off by surviving Florida’s summer heat, soaring AC bills, and Chris's obsession with blue things. THE MAIN EVENT: Janis’s birthday trip to Puerto Rico. What started as 24 hours of peaceful San Juan sightseeing quickly spiraled into total chaos when "Stinky" flew in and wrecked Chris’s world.IN THIS
Spilling SOME TEA (ep 1)
ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE FLOOR! 🎙️ Welcome to the inaugural episode of our podcast where Chris and Janis dive deep into their unique friendship, wild stories, and the adventures that brought them together. Forget Episode Zero—that was just a fever dream!THE REAL INTRO: Get to know who we are, how we met through a Miami Discord group 4 years ago, and what to expect from us moving forward.
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