A podcast designed to help insomniacs fall asleep by telling bedtime stories that gradually become more boring. The host's soothing voice and meandering narratives distract listeners from racing thoughts and worries, guiding them into dreamland.
Episodes
1493 - German Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E5
Our bakers focus on the fillings with portioned precision while Scooter has a response that is one part pavlova, one part Pavlov, and three parts dreamy.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking
1492 - Keep It Vague | Behind the Scenes of Checking Into Boredom
We’ll have a picnic in the miniature city in my mind while I keep it vague and go through my notes for a story about a bedtime storyteller told by a bedtime storyteller.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!
Ship in a Bottle | Sleep With TNG S6 E12 (from the Vault #710)
Sleep won’t be simulated but you’ll be de-stimulated as Moriarty walks the corridors of the Enterprise…or does he?This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sl
1491 - Green Mountains Thaw | Scoots on a Balcony
I’ll be whistling Shroon River as I try to scale Hackysack Mountain from the comfort of a second-floor balcony.This episode was recorded on location. It contains ambient noise (animals, wind, rain, etc.), so feel free to skip this one if that’s not your cup of tea.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Pl
1490 - Rainbow Bridge Street Theatre | Pickwick 4 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
A case of mistaken coat identity will have old Rip Van dressed and ready to dance. Choose your leg warmer wisely.This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. I’m making it extra boring and meandering, but it may tangentially touch on subjects that some viewers may not find sleepy.This episode originally aired on Sleep With Me Plus. If you’d like to hear more b
Stan Loves Running | Stan Chronicles 10 | Nuns in Space S2 E10 (from the Vault #708)
Exercise leads to a cloudy understanding that drifts away.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only ve
1489 - The Worst Witch | Tale of the Tape
My cauldron bubbleth over with gratitude for Tim Curry and the wonders of VHS recordings.This episode was recorded before Mr. Curry took the journey over the rainbow bridge. I’ll be doing the time warp tonight in his honor.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sl
1488 - 1970s Catalogs for the Autumnal Season
While Scooter seeks counsel from the high elf Orlon and the wizard Arnel, we’ll page through some catalogs and wonder at the marvels of double-knit polyester.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you lo
Everything is Bonzer! | The Good Place to Sleep S3 E1/2 (from the Vault #707)
I’ll be the door person who welcomes you to dreamland. Take a sleepy trip down under as we catch up with old friends and meet some new ones.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep Wi
1487 - Great Gourdcast | Trending Tuesday
Welcome to KGORD Radio, where Scooter puts the bored in gourd and host Lionel Cusack finally defines the Zucchini Range.Heads up, I do mention candy in this episode.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are
1486 - Reactor of Love | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 9
The instruction manual for a boring bedtime story is far longer than the tales Scooter will spin tonight. So settle in and let my inner ocean-themed sound machine do its thing.These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happ
Little Bits | Stan Chronicles 9 | Nuns in Space S2 E9 (from the Vault #704)
Sleep with a journey into Stan’s subconscious and Spudgie the space whale.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking f
1485 - Dessert Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E4
Let’s give cheers for tiers while I say, “Oh, deer,” and the bakers swaddle us in aqua faba dreamscapes. The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of S
1484 - Sundries Supervisor Storytime | Checking Into Boredom Ep 7 Finale
Gestures in the mirror are merely ways to say goodnight, and a path to Córdoba is really just a way to get to dreamland.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two m
Looking Back at Episodes 600-700 | Milestone (from the Vault #703)
A sleepy stroll down mismemory lane.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nig
1483 - Traveling Shawls | Pickwick 3 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
A case of mistaken coat identity will have old Rip Van dressed and ready to dance. Choose your leg warmer wisely.This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. I’m making it extra boring and meandering, but it may tangentially touch on subjects that some viewers may not find sleepy.This episode originally aired on Sleep With Me Plus. If you’d like to hear more b
1482 - 13 Years of Sleep With Me | Making of an Episode
A peek behind the scenes will turn into a stroll down memory lane will meander into a mini-tale of the tape. A fitting way to celebrate 13 years of making Sleep With Me. Thanks for listening!Thanks to those of you who have listened all this time. If you value the show and would like to help keep it going, you can do so at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use
Sleep With Whispers | Crossover (from the Vault #706)
A sleepy tribute to the Sleep Whispers podcast and my buddy Harris. This episode is sans-whispers.Check out “Sleep Whispers” podcasts wherever you listen to podcasts or at sleepwhispers.comThis is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plu
1481 - Woodpecker 1 Cleared to Geocache | Walk With Me
Woodpecker 1, you are clear for landing. And Scooter, you are clear to wander the woods in search of geocaches. No guarantees of success, but at least it will be boring.This episode was recorded on location, and it’s a little looser than an in-studio episode. There’s ambient noise (wind, footsteps, bird sounds, etc.). Feel free to skip if that’s not your cup of tea!Listeners on Sleep With
1480 - Case of Too Many Giggles | Lady Marple Mystery
Settle in as we float upstream with some ceramic salmon friends and Lady Marple guides us off to dreamland by embracing awe. Permission to bore, granted.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking
The First Duty | Snore Trek TNG S5 E19 (from the Vault #705)
Will’s got himself in a pickle that only Papa Picard can placate.Heads up, I mention Hagrid and that famous wizard school a few times in this episode.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet you
1479 - Bread Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E3
Oh golly gosh, it’s time to faff around with my favorite bakers while I reminisce on dimples and thinly sliced swiss.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more
1478 - Matriarch of Space Interludes | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 8
The march of tales will be slow and steady and stringed as Scooter channels his inner Mother Snooze and clouds reach across space to give you a hug if you’d like.These sleepified stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “Space Junk: Part III,” “Interlude,” “Reset,” and “The Matriarch of Nibbana.” The book is out now
Processing Boredom | Stan Chronicles 8 | Nuns in Space S2 E8 (from the Vault #701)
Stan takes the mic to talk boredom and changes, soon you'll be processing zzzzzs.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you lo
1477 - Velvet and Day Glow Dancing | Checking Into Boredom Ep 6
Misty and mesmerizing will this bedtime story be. Or it might just be about Scooter following the touch of velvet and getting really into moving rocks around. Either way, we’ll meander our way to dreamland.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me Sleep
1476 - Hollywood Neon and LA Palms | Scoots on a Balcony
Relax on a balcony with Scoots as the sights and sounds of Los Angeles lull you off to dreamland. It’s Zero Sugar Root Beer O’Clock somewhere.This episode was recorded live from a balcony in Los Angeles. There’s ambient noise like traffic sounds, A/C units, and nature sounds. There’s also a brief tangent about ice cream and other food items. Feel free to skip this episode if that’s not yo
Brothers | Snore Trek TNG S4 E3 (from the Vault #702)
Always wanted some more Data? Like an emo chip off the old block, Lore will handle it for you.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 of
1475 - Gratuitous Yawns | Pickwick 2 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Not even Doc Slammer, himself, could keep you from finding dreamland with the help of TT and a kind stranger.This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. I’m making it extra boring and meandering, but it may tangentially touch on subjects that some viewers may not find sleepy.This episode originally aired on Sleep With Me Plus. If you’d like to hear more bonus
1474 - Audio Dusk | All Intros 996 - 999 for Labor Day
My cup spilleth over with intros and the finer notes on duvet etiquette, but don’t worry because Scoots will be here through the night for the first, second, III, and IV shifts and beyond.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleep
Celebrated via a Retrospective of Episodes 500-599 (from the Vault #700)
A look back at the tracks this train has covered over the past few years. Thanks for listening. Love songs for metaphors or power ballads? Calling Christopher Cross.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.
1473 - Prague Professional Bedtime Storytellers | Bored Game Unboxing
Hard lakes make interesting fish and unboxing a board game about bedtime storytellers makes for a sleepy wish that will take you off to a dreamland kind of like Prague from 20 years ago.This is an unboxing of a Crab Fragment Labs game. You can learn more here.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! s
1472 - Spring Awakening Butterfly
This time around, nature talks back in song as Bernie the Butterfly returns to talk about the chrysalis journeys of us all.Heads up, this episode discusses the musical Spring Awakening, which deals with topics like sexuality and suicide. I discuss these topics in a very sleepy way, but feel free to skip this episode if that’s not your cup of tea. If you are going through a crisis, you can
Let One Person Know About the Show!
Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year. As those listeners leave the room, or fall asleep or drift away, are you one of the ten people still listening? Are you the one person in the room hearing me and paying attention?Are you the one person in the room whose life has been changed by the show so muc
My Pillows Are Comforted By The Realization That I'm Okay | Tingler Crossover (from the Vault #698)
Set sail for something as soothing as a tall glass of chocolate milk. A sleepy remix reading of a story by Dr. Chuck Tingle "Puffed in My Pillows by the Living Manifestation That I'm Okay and Everything is Alright”. Learn more about Chuck Tingle here.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you
1471 - Biscuit Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E2
The path to dreamland will be laced with jam as our bakers make biscuits that are anything but dodgy.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep
1470 - Great Frolics | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 7
I’ll hum and blip a bedtime story about granny muffins, floating marshmallows, and 100 seasons with Mr. Probst.These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “The Great Di
This is for you if you have been listening LONGER than a YEAR
Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year. As those listeners leave the room, or fall asleep or drift away, are you one of the ten people still listening? Are you the one person in the room hearing me and paying attention?Are you the one person in the room whose life has been changed by the show so muc
Cloudy Hide and Seek | Stan Chronicles 7 | Nuns in Space S2 E7 (from the Vault #696)
After smelling baked goods, Scooter and Stan search for a cloud puppy. You'll drift off like a vapor.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" fo
1469 - Hilton Buena Vista Palace | Scoots on a Balcony
I’ll do some binoculing and tree-spotting as I take in the view of a bucket list balcony. But mostly, I’ll be here to keep you company as we find the path to dreamland.This episode was recorded on location and contains ambient noise (distant music, HVAC sounds, other voices, etc.). Feel free to skip this episode if that’s not your cup of tea.The show really needs your help right now. Keep
1468 - Fletch Factor Boredown | Trending Tuesday
Waka waka waka, let’s you and me talk-a you off to dreamland as the light of the moon floats onto this boredown in a quarry.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or t
Allegiance | Star Trek TNG S3 E18 (from the Vault #697)
Dine by candlelight, tonight with Jean Luc. You'll be confused, but you can rest as he is working out all the puzzles.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use
1467 - Meandering Barefoot Path | Checking Into Boredom Ep 5
Scooter’s story will meander like an actual path through the trees while we follow the tactile touch of red clay off to dreamland.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only version
1466 - T2: Last Playground | Novelizers Crossover
You can’t smell a flower and blow a whistle at the same time, but you can listen to a sleepy novelization about our old friends John and Mer Nator. Let the muh muh muh of a dirtbike lull you off to dreamland.This is a crossover with The Novelizers podcast.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleep
If You Have Been Listening Longer Than a Year Please Listen to This
Close your eyes; you are in a limitless, comfortable space with 99 other listeners who have been with the show longer than a year. As those listeners leave the room, or fall asleep or drift away, are you one of the ten people still listening? Are you the one person in the room hearing me and paying attention?Are you the one person in the room whose life has been changed by the show so muc
Fun Food, Fun Houses at The Great New York State Fair, Part 2 | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #695)
Sleep will be the attraction as I take a look at all the fun and food around the fair. Since I can’t make it this year, my lulling imagination will have to take me there.This episode contains repeated descriptions of food products and sugar.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want acce
1465 - Cake Week | Great British Bake You Off to Sleep S12/C9 E1
Our return to the tent will defy gravity as we roll of to dreamland on a river of raspberry ripple. Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With MeThis episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.Show Artwork by Emily TatGoin
Troi’s in Charge | Snore Trek TNG S5 E5 (from the Vault #694)
You’ll be sleeping like Brother John by the end of this episode, where Counselor Troi takes command and Picard hangs with the winners of the science fair.This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: The Next Generation S5 E5 (”Disaster”).This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access
As Fair as a State Fair, The Great New York State Fair, Part 1 (from the Vault #692)
Some musings about butter sculptures, history and a roller coaster called love.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you look
1464 - Diaphanous Dandelions | Pickwick 1 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Join Scoots as he reads a new old novel and tries to wrap his head around what it means to say a word in the Pickwickian sense.This is a reading / adaptation of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens. I’m making it extra boring and meandering, but it may tangentially touch on subjects that some viewers may not find sleepy.This episode originally aired on Sleep With Me Plus. If you’d like
1463 - Summertime Fearless Flyer Holidays 2025
A tantalizingly tender path to dreamland lies in the alliterative pages of a Fearless Flyer from last year’s cozy season. Who’re you calling an oblong loaf?Heads up, this episode describes a lot of kinds of food. Feel free to skip if that’s not your cup of tea.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus!
Commander’s Craft Fair | Stan Chronicles 6 | Nuns in Space S2 E6 (from the Vault #693)
Stan is a rock solid best friend.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights
1462 - Maple's Grits for Dolly | Checking Into Boredom Ep 4
Tangerine Tangent will take you off to dreamland faster than I can say mixelplix grits.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a wee
1461 - Orlando Convention Center | Walk With Me
I’m walking beyond where the sidewalk ends which just so happens to be the streets of Orlando but also the path to Dreamland.This episode was recorded and features ambient sounds (cars, background music, birds, etc). Feel free to skip this episode if that’s not sleepy for you.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Slee
Michael's Gambit | Good Place to Sleep Ep 13 (from the Vault #691)
Close you eyes as we close out the season. As you turn on the night-light, a lightbulb will go off for Eleanor, goodnight.This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E13 (”Michael’s Gambit”).This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep
1460 - Silliest Gingerbread Surprise | Trending Tales Rarely Told
A couple tongue-tied moments will lead us down the path to dreamland with a tale about friends and party games and the foibles we share in the deep, dark night.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are you
1459 - Infinite Space for Dodes | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 6
Scoots will shuffer you off to dreamland with a few stories that map the stellar cartography of good sleep.These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “Toadeater,” “Spa
Promfree | Stan Chronicles 5 | Nuns in Space S2 E5 (from the Vault #690)
Put on your dancing shoes and hang your streams for a night under the stars. Attend a dream prom where you don’t need a date, just joy.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me
1458 - Dog Bed Greeting | All Intros 992 - 995
Forget about finely oiled, I’m just trying to become a finally oiled machine. These intros should help, though, as they guide you off to dreamland while I talk for the umpteenth time about Oscar the Grouch’s legs.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With M
1457 - Turtle-Friendly Turtle Wax | All Intros 988 - 991 for 4th of July
This safe place has been pre-stretched by lasers to be extra safe and cozy while intro after intro buffs the path to dreamland like turtle wax on a pair of Zubaz.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!Are yo
The Good Place to Sleep | Episodes 11 & 12 (from the Vault #687)
Drift off as our intro reclaims bog sand and Eleanor holds doors to enable your snores.This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E11 (”What’s My Motivation”) and S1 E12 (”Mindy St. Claire”).This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep
Mars, Moranis & Curry Seltzer | Pitching Roman | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #689)
Like the sweet sounds of melodious butter, this story should melt comfortable in your sleepy ears. A real conversation with Roman Mars about bedtime stories leads down a meandering road to me pitching my challenge coin belt on a seltzer movie.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want ac
1456 - Dino Institute Rover, Part 2 | Brick Builder
Have I found the right language to describe these new horizons in brick building? Buddy, I’m not sure about anything.Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swag and the LEGO kit from this episode!The show really needs your help right now
Letter to a Younger Soda Machine Self | Stan Chronicles Ep 4 | Nuns in Space S2 E4 (from the Vault #686)
We find out the origin of Stan’s name and it is full of numerals, running on and on like the sweet humming at the back of the fridge that keeps your dreams cool…as cool as the James Dean of soda machines.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sl
1455 - Perfumed Bells | Checking Into Boredom Ep 3
The perfumed scent of dreamland will lull you off to sleep as a lullaby of bells shares another tale of Noir Chardonnay.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusBe sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project! Let me know if you donate or
1454 - Before I Dance With You, Mr. Spy | Bored Game Unboxing
Nestle into your own personal la-lair as I try to understand a master plan that is also just an instruction manual for a different kind of I Spy game.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusBe sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project!
Mothership Connection with Carole King (from the Vault #688)
Slip into a neon ship as Carole King takes the funk out of bedtime.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusBe sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project! Let m
1453 - Be Our Guest | Trending Tuesday
Me and a teacup talk about acts of service in song in a way that’ll be as sweet and sleepy as that famous gray stuff.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusBe sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project! Let me know if you donate or pur
1452 - Author, Author | Snore Trek Voyager S7 E20
Victory won’t be hollow but it might be holo tonight as the Starship Vortex, er, Voyager takes you off to dreamland while I try figure out the market for replicated apples.This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: Voyager S7 E20 (”Author, Author”).The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithm
Smelling Space | Stan Chronicles 3 | Nuns in Space S2 E3 (from the Vault #683)
Stan and Scooter have to deal with a mac and cheesy situation full of spaghetti ohs!Heads up, there’s some descriptions of food in the second half of the episode.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com
1451 - Frank 14 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Our story comes to an end as Vic and Frankie get some sleep and Walton heads back to his sister.This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners.This episode originally aired on Sleep With Me Plus. If you’d like to hear mor
1450 - Drury Plaza Hotel Orlando | Ray on a Balcony
A slew of second stories will act like steps to dreamland as my neighbor Ray talks about hotel history, walkin’ for the fun of it, and nice, flat pillows.This episode was recorded on location, so it features some background noise like air conditioning, distant voices, and traffic sounds. There’s also some brief descriptions of food near the end. If that’s not your cup of tea, feel free to
Cloud Tower (from the Vault #685)
Tonight’s story will have you dancing across the sky like the cream inside some breaking clouds. A tower watches the traffic to a magical place with mud bogs and Rudolph.This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepod
1449 - Mechanical Music Man | Checking Into Boredom Ep 2
Would you care for a bedtime story, m’lays? Well, we’ve got one here, care of Sundries Supervisor, that should provide a safe place to find dreamland while Scooter drones on about music festivals and a hot tub that’s all soap.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your
1448 - Dino Institute Rover, Part 1 | Brick Builder
Somehow my ability to explain brick-building instructions has become even more convoluted, but that’s okay because where there’s a will, there’s a forte.Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM swag and the LEGO kit from this episode!The s
The Good Place to Sleep | Episodes 9 & 10 (from the Vault #684)
Soft Serve vs Frozen Yogurt vs Ice Cream will be the swirls that ladle the cream into your dream.This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E9 (”…Someone Likes Me as a Member”) and S1 E10 (”Chidi’s Choice”).This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, yo
1447 - Infinite Book of Inkjets | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 5
Swirls of cyan and magenta and black show us the way to dreamland as Scooter tells some stories about pulling from the Meh Pile and getting the first three free.These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Ay
1446 - Underbelly of Clouds | All Intros 983 - 986 for Memorial Day
Wave upon tasty wave will buoy you along as Scooter tries to fill the empty pail of his mind with thoughts on loofahs, bamboo chimes, and going Full Limbic. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday weekend!The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus content by joining Sleep With Me Plus! sleepwithmepodcast.com/plusGet your Sleep With M
The Good Place to Sleep | Eps 7 & 8 (from the Vault #680)
Fancy boots are made for sleep and that's just what you'll do!This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E7 (”The Eternal Shriek”) and S1 E8 (”Most Improved Player”).This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwit
1445 - Banana Butter | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 5
Scooter will cater to you with a tale as meandering and pliable as perfectly temperate butter. You might not dream about organizational double binds like Michael but you’ll certainly find the stairway to dreamland.This episode (kind of) recaps Arrested Development S1 E5 (”Charity Drive”) and Succession S1 E4 **(”Sad Sack Wasp Trap”).The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep Wi
1444 - Leaf Peep Creek | Walk With Me
We’ll egress through the Woods of my Not Youth and the crunch of leaves will lull you off to sleep while I try to describe the color of old paper.This episode was recorded on location. It contains ambient noise (rain, birds, leaves, wind, cars, etc.), and it may not be sleepy for all listeners.The show really needs your help right now. Keep Sleep With Me going and get hours of bonus conte
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