Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)

Russell Brand is a CREEP! Nov 10, 2026 47:25 Ron’s back after a medical scare that had fans messaging Opie nonstop asking if he was still alive, still sweating through the sheets, or if he even had a will. Platelets hit 759, the doctor asked about trauma (Ron’s answer involved his mother), and he celebrated by steaming a White Castle that fogged his glasses.Then they go scorched-earth: Russell Brand is a creep. Opie and Ron break down the co

Godzilla like Sitting Next to Lawnmower for 2 Hours Nov 9, 2026 59:21 Eric’s Wi-Fi dies again (possibly running on the Krispy Kreme signal in Times Square), so Opie and Marino declare themselves the true outlaws of podcasting. From there it’s pure chaos: Patriots losses, why the Jets haven’t been good since the world was black-and-white, Cybertruck roasts, X-Men time-travel logic that makes no sense, a Godzilla movie louder than a lawnmower, and the usual unfiltered

Is Ron Okay? He Also Sharted! Nov 6, 2026 58:11 Ron showed up to FU Friday looking rough, soaked through his clothes, and with some news. What started as a simple “why do you look so unkempt?” turned into night sweats, a platelet count of 759, a cough, zero appetite, and a little morning accident that happened while he was peeing. Opie and Erik Marino spent the first 19 minutes just trying to figure out if they still had a co-host.From there th

Trump Lost Bigly & McRib Is Stomach and Hearts Nov 5, 2026 48:02 Opie drove all night from Long Island after spending $800 on a flimsy dune fence that’s supposed to stop the ocean from eating his house (thanks, local corruption). He’s tired, slightly hungover from pumpkin ales, and ready to unload. Trump just got crushed in the midterms—his own people turned on him—and the next day he talked about a ballroom beam instead of the results. James Carville’s unhinge

Trump MELTDOWN After the Blue Wave Nov 4, 2026 58:05 Opie wakes up to a political bloodbath. A blue wave crushed the midterms, MAGA and independents flipped, and reports say Trump threw a full tantrum—screaming, throwing stuff, and refusing to take any blame.Ron and Opie break down the chaos: gas prices, heating oil, and the cost of living that actually drove the results. Then the show completely derails into Bonnie Blue territory, a guy melting dow

The World Ends Next Week on Ron’s Birthday Nov 3, 2026 50:56 Opie is out on Long Island dropping $1,200 on beach fence so the ocean doesn’t eat his house, while Ron casually announces he’s hitting Coney Island in a full Speedo because it’ll be in the low 70s. Then Opie drops the bomb: a 1960 science paper predicted the exact day the world ends from overpopulation… and it happens to be Ron’s birthday next Friday.From there it spirals into Jets fans completel

Trump HATES Football… My 82-Year-Old Dad Just Got Dumped Nov 2, 2026 52:48 Marino Monday just got emotional. Opie turns into full Sad Dad when his daughter ditches the annual Northeast Philly Halloween pilgrimage to hang with her NYC friends — cue the moisture in the eyes. Eric’s 82-year-old dad is freshly single (broke up on Oct 7, of all days) and already getting moves from the writer’s group.Then Trump drops the bomb: football is “boring as hell” and he hates the new

FU to Jean for Taking Out Patrick Stewart Oct 30, 2026 56:05 Ron shows up wearing a New York City Marathon medal… from 1999. What follows is one of the greatest marathon stories ever told on a podcast: starting on the Verrazano, holding it for hours, then the entire field (men and women) turning the bridge into a wind-blown golden shower while Ron gets sprayed in the face. “If you’re into golden showers, run the New York City Marathon.”Then Opie drops his f

Kill Tony Cried on My Couch… Then Talked SH*T 24 Hours Later Oct 29, 2026 43:15 The Brewers just won the World Series and Opie still isn’t happy. While everyone else celebrates, Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Erik Marino roast modern baseball for killing the fun—no more fans destroying the field, and $3,000 tickets in Milwaukee. Opie admits the Mets made him quit the sport entirely.Then Erik drops the story he’s never fully told: back when Tony Hinchcliffe was just a Comedy Store

I Got Nothing... Except a Death Stare, and Bert Kreischer’s Worst Clip Oct 28, 2026 52:10 Opie rolls out of bed in a pajama top with full bedhead and immediately announces he has nothing for the show—he’s only here so Ron the Waiter doesn’t have to sleep on the floor in a wood-paneled basement in his own urine. What follows is pure unfiltered chaos. Opie breaks down the school function where a lady coughed nonstop into their backs, he hit her with a “Really?” and a final death stare be

Trump Let Us All Down Oct 27, 2026 47:42 Opie can’t even start the show before Ron is interrupting, eating on camera, and defending the New England tradition of buttering Pop-Tarts with kosher salted butter. Then the real betrayal hits: Trump failed to kill Daylight Savings Time, plunging everyone into 4:30 p.m. darkness. The two spiral through piping plovers, terrycloth shirts that shrink into crop tops, and Jay-Z declaring himself the

Don’t Do Puppy Yoga Oct 26, 2026 48:56 Opie and Erik Marino open Marino Monday. Opie reports from surviving his wife’s full birthday week, which ended with puppy yoga. Eighty bucks a person, tiny Australian Shepherds and Golden Doodles shitting and peeing all over the yoga mats while everyone tried to do downward dog, and every single person in the class asking how to adopt one. Opie (already a dog owner and allergic) is issuing a pub

F U Friday: Trump Burps the Devil Oct 23, 2026 51:47 FU Friday goes full chaos as Ron the Waiter has absolutely no idea what the bit is (farm animals? Billy goats? Budweiser frogs?) and promptly tanks it. Opie fires back with the viral Trump weird-noise clip that might just be a 15-Diet-Coke exorcism, then unloads about his wife’s birthday brunch at a French restaurant where “soft” omelets mean heavy cream and room-clearing consequences. From there

The Birds Feasted & Uncle Fat the Junk-Food Monkey - Best Last Year Radio Oct 22, 2026 1:07:26 Opie, Carl Ruiz, Jordan Rock, and Sherrod Small dive into Outer Banks 4x4 beach memories, wild horses, and Opie’s infamous beach dump story—complete with the dip-and-scoop method and a surprised mother-in-law. The crew watches the viral “Uncle Fat” obese monkey video and loses it. They also hit covfefe and Sean Spicer, Admiral Stockdale’s “Who am I? Why am I here?” moment, graphic dating stories,

LeBron Gets Cooked at MSG + Knicks Rings You Can’t Wear Oct 21, 2026 51:47 Opie and Ron the Waiter tear into the Knicks’ comically massive championship rings (they’re giant, gaudy, open up to reveal a tiny MSG, and basically an invitation to get robbed). Then they go hard on LeBron: arguing with fans at the Garden about being “from Ohio” instead of soft West Coast, flying in by helicopter to join the Sixers with zero connection to Philly, and chasing one last ring like a

Joe Rogan Doesn’t Mind Armpit Hair… And It Got Weird Oct 20, 2026 47:37 Opie and Ron the Waiter open the show declaring they need to hit listeners with something that makes them stop scrolling and go, “Did he just say that?” Then they do exactly that.They dive into a Shane Gillis/Joe Rogan clip about female armpit hair. Shane says it’s an instant turn-off and total game over. Rogan locks eyes with the camera, completely dead serious, and says it doesn’t bother him at

$16 TIP FOR THE WAITER NAMED ANAI Oct 19, 2026 35:41 Opie and a very tired Eric Marino (just back from the Catskills Comedy Festival) open with Eric admitting he was served by a waiter named Anal and left a $16 cash tip. From there it gets fully unfiltered: Opie recounts running out of poop bags on a dog walk and having to repurpose a stranger’s already-filled bag (with audio), Eric confesses he’s a pathological overpacker who brought nine pieces of

FU Friday - Knicks Tickets $1840 & McCartney Remembers Being Born Oct 16, 2026 1:17:27 FU Friday with Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Erik Marino. FUs fly: the Knicks and James Dolan for $1840 average tickets after winning a championship (Nets opener is $50), the Dodgers getting swept by the Brewers, Paul McCartney claiming he remembers being born, green peppers for being unripe, early Christmas ads, a high school coach fired at halftime for an onside kick up 57-0, and people who overslee

Stern Makes Me Dry Heave & Steven Tyler Did This In Front Of Me Oct 15, 2026 1:10:16 Opie is out at the beach at the crack of dawn on a random Thursday trying to build a dune fence before the local government fines him, and he brought Ron the Waiter and Anthony Rogers along for the ride.What starts as an early-morning “you guys are psychopaths” conversation about radio vs. podcasting quickly turns into classic unfiltered chaos: the full story of Opie chucking Sully’s Godsmack demo

Did You Work on Your Ass? | Best Last Year Radio Oct 14, 2026 1:13:43 Opie opens by declaring the show taken over by the black man as Sherrod Small rolls back from living large in actual Palm Beach (not that West Palm drop-off—think Huntington vs. Huntington Station, but with bigger hedges and better air). Jordan Rock joins to talk Judd Apatow’s Love, including the full commitment of showing his ass, the professional dick-and-balls sock, and whether he did squats. C

Shane Gillis SNL Joke Fell FLAT?! Oct 13, 2026 52:44 Opie woke up still feeling the consequences of going full Buffalo for the Bills game: grease-bomb pepperoni pizza, nuclear wings, and a next-morning situation so aggressive he describes it as unloading like a mudslide. Ron the Waiter (Berman Comedy) immediately demands the clinical details — did the tushy burn? Was it hot lava? — while Opie tries (and fails) to keep it Netflix-friendly.From there

Caught With WHAT In His Pants!? & Girls Rubbing Statues Oct 12, 2026 49:10 Opie and Erik Marino go unfiltered on Columbus/Indigenous Peoples Day chaos, statue debates, and Mayor Mamdani skipping parades.Then it gets weird: Opie steps in yellow mustard dog poop and keeps the shoe, a neighbor rage-kicks snow gear, and they break down the famous Paris fertility statue that women have rubbed the crotch and face completely off of for pregnancy luck.The main event? A guy caugh

Barry Katz SOLVES the JFK Assassination - Best Last Year Radio Oct 9, 2026 1:06:54 Opie, Carl Ruiz, and Vic Henley debate the best year for car design, roast Sherrod Small’s Instagram “my car” video, and dig into Tiger Woods’ DUI (asleep in a wrecked Mercedes, zero alcohol, on pills). Then the Ambien stories take over. Comedy producer Barry Katz calls in and walks them through his documentary I Killed JFK—the confession of the only living person who ever admitted taking the fata

Drake Maye vs. the Moon & Ron’s Barbasol Execution Oct 9, 2026 59:43 Drake Maye took a conspiracy class and now he isn’t sure we landed on the moon. A NASA guy says he’s got the receipts. Ron doesn’t care as long as the Patriots win. Then the clip drops: on yesterday’s show Ron kept insisting Tennessee tried to execute Christa Pike with Barbasol. Twice. She survived, and now she’s walking around. Opie is mad at himself for not catching it. Erik Marino brings Justic

She SURVIVED the Execution… Now WHAT?! Oct 8, 2026 56:00 Nick Turturro loses his mind after the Yankees get swept (“nibbling, nibbling, nibbling”), Ron tries to sneak in one last Coney Island beach day, and then the big story: Tennessee death-row inmate Christa Pike survives a botched lethal injection — twice — and now nobody knows what to do with her. Opie is all-in on the death penalty… until you live through it. His rule: open the front door and let

BACON and Buy A Gun | Best Last Year Radio Oct 7, 2026 1:11:43 Opie, Carl Ruiz, and Vic Henley open by botching a Gregg Allman tribute (Midnight Rambler is not an Allman Brothers song), then drift through high-school DJ vans, wives who will cheat on the improved version of you, Shakespeare in the Park starring Trump, a dogfish that briefly ruined Instagram, the only elephant America ever hanged, and why shark-fin soup is delicious but optional. And the whole

Ron Buries backstabber Tony P & BSebastian Maniscalco WTF? Oct 6, 2026 46:53 Opie's been up since 3 because the house got food poisoning, which is somehow still better than opening for Cumia and fetching Negronis. After that it’s all Tony P. He begged to get on, spent a year on the show, then crawled over to the other side, opened for Norton in a half-empty Paramount. Ron’s calling the shelf life. Opie’s not sending the check. We also get into Sebastian Maniscalco taking

Tony P Opened for Jim Norton… Opie Blocked Him From Prison Oct 5, 2026 45:17 Tony P Opened for Jim Norton… Opie Blocked Him From Inside an Escape RoomTony P is gone. He crossed the red line, reached out to Jim Norton, and opened for him in a half-sold room with an average set. Forty-eight hours after a nice phone call, Opie is blocking his number from a prison cell during his daughter’s birthday weekend.Eric Marino fills in from Marino Mountain with half a shipped wrap (To

Kathy Griffin Held a Bloody Trump Head, Then Cried About the Consequences | Best Last Year Radio Oct 3, 2026 1:24:57 Opie, Carl, Vic, and Sherrod spend the hour on Kathy Griffin's press conference after the bloody Trump head photo. She shows up with a lawyer, calls it edgy comedy, then flips into full victim mode when the sponsors and CNN bail. Nobody in the room is buying it. They also hit Durant cooking the Cavs in game one, Rihanna yelling "brick" at him, Van Gundy losing his mind when she walks by, and Tiger

Vindictive Jim Norton & Good Luck Tony P the Backstabber Oct 2, 2026 56:21 Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Erik Marino (a.k.a. the New Tony) kick off FU Friday with a handwritten letter begging Jim Norton for an opening spot, then immediately burn the whole idea down. Opie hands out FUs to Ron for importing weirdos, the name Anthony, the word “and,” and the O’Jays for only having two hits. Ron answers with a baker’s dozen of backstabber FUs, Erik FUs Opie for making too many p

It's a Baby Whale Carl Ruiz | Best Last Year of Radio Oct 1, 2026 38:57 Everything I did with Carl Ruiz is now a separate podcast called "Opie and Carl" available everywhere you get podcasts!Carl gives a real lesson on buying fish that somehow includes Cosby eyes, gill sap, and a hard ban on Snookie fish. After that it’s redfish, Opie getting yelled at for a one-minute fish photo, Carl’s Hawaii chef stories, and two guys from Boston who are pretty sure they found a ba

Artie Lange Asked Mike Bocchetti to Swallow Heroin and We Have the Tape |Best Last Year Radio Sep 30, 2026 1:22:28 Opie, Artie Lange (Howard Stern), and Rob Bartlett (Imus) in the same studio — three legendary radio worlds colliding for one last unhinged hour. Sports rants, hockey stories that should never be told on air, and then Mike Bocchetti calls in. That’s when Artie plays the tape of the time he tried to talk him into swallowing heroin pellets, flying to Montreal, and pooping them out so Artie wouldn’t

I Thought Ron Died in the Flood | F the Sox Sep 29, 2026 52:36 Opie thought Ron drowned in the nor’easter. Wood-paneled basement. Bodega candle. Then Ron walks in alive, wearing a giant faded Red Sox shirt, on Yankees–Sox Game 1. Insomnia grapes. Student-loan letters. Sully outside the window. Fred Durst on the floor of the rock bus. Classic Opie nd Anthony stories and way more! F the Sox.Hit Follow / Subscribe on Apple Podcasts & Spotify so you never mis

They Found a Body in Central Park Sep 28, 2026 47:00 They found a woman under a gazebo in Central Park. First murder there in years. Then Tony tried to explain Barbarian and the chat begged him to stop.Also: the nor’easter was a bust unless you had a kayak, a 60-year-old drove through a locked Kroger because he had to pee, an Australian athlete crapped a whole Hyrox course, and Opie still has the Outer Banks bird story.Here's the video of Artie Lang

FU FRIDAY: Hanukkah Barbie Noses & The No Fun League Sep 25, 2026 44:32 It’s officially Dolly Day (9/25 = 9 to 5, you animals) and Opie Unfiltered is packed. Ron the Waiter, Tony P, and Erik Marino roll in for a full-house FU Friday that starts with leaving lights on and keeping the fridge door open like a bunch of maniacs, then immediately swerves into Netanyahu walkouts, Macklemore’s sudden relevance, Bono dragging Dolly out of her deathbed for a U2 song, and the NF

Howard Stern Put Me To SLEEP On HBO Max Sep 24, 2026 40:38 Support the Show:https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/PRULKVNHUMQVAOpie tried to watch Howard Stern on HBO Max so you don’t have to. Opie lasted about 30 minutes before his wife had to shake him awake on the couch. Low energy. Old man shades. Taylor Swift at a Chiefs game like it’s still 2023.Also:*Anthony Cumia DMs that start with “you’re f***ing disgusting”** An NFL lineman’s ex-wife going on a li

Pete Davidson Jim Jefferies Colin Jost - Best Last Year Radio Sep 23, 2026 1:29:55 This is one of those rare days when the studio was packed with killers and the show never had a chance of staying on the rails. Pete Davidson, Jim Jefferies, Colin Jost and Vic Henley roll in and immediately sink their teeth into a San Antonio mattress commercial that used a Twin Towers sale to mark 9/11. From there it is the forgotten Obama date movie Southside with You, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo’

ANTHONY CUMIA DMs RON: “YOU’RE F***ING DISGUSTING” Sep 22, 2026 40:03 Anthony Cumia slid into Ron the Waiter’s DMs with a late-night “love letter” that opens: You’re fucking disgusting. Ron reads every word live. Opie sits there like a guy who’s had those claws in him for 25 years and tells Ron congratulations… you’ve got about a decade of this coming.They go after the one-way-street hate, Jim Norton’s pee-pee poo-poo act, Compound Media’s popsicle-stick empire, som

Jim Jefferies Hilarious w/ Vic Henley - Best and Last Year Radio Sep 21, 2026 58:52 Opie, Vic Henley, and Jim Jefferies lock themselves in the studio and let it rip. Aussie chaos meets Vic’s signature southern rants in one of the wildest hours from the best and last year of radio. No filter, no safety net, just three guys who shouldn’t have been allowed on the air together. Classic.Hit Follow / Subscribe on Apple Podcasts & Spotify so you never miss a daily episode!Support th

A Fresh Orange Beats A Good Pussy | FU Friday Sep 18, 2026 58:47 Opie skipped yesterday’s stream for a stye, then compared a fresh orange to sex and burned his own eye with a hot stone. FU Friday with Opie, Ron Berman, and Tony P. One bite of a grocery-store orange and he’s talking pesticides, bitter fruit, and whether a juicy orange beats a good pussy. Ron and Tony refuse to let it go. Then Opie gives himself an FU for sitting out “like Jason Tatum in Game 7,

Guy Fieri CRUSHES Carl - The Best Last Year of Radio Sep 17, 2026 2:34:03 Opie's last year of professional radio is now it's own podcast called "Opie: Final Mic Drop"We surprise Carl Ruiz with our good friend Guy Fieri who roasts him raw! We also look back at Carl's nightmare of a family trip to Memphis with his family. Also a dude comes in to talk about his Grateful Dead documentary. 5/26Hit Follow / Subscribe on Apple Podcasts & Spotify so you never miss a daily e

Howard Stern & Mitch McConnell need to RETIRE Sep 16, 2026 39:22 Opie opens with a 4:30 a.m. poem about the stye and Vaseline-thick drops wrecking his vision, then he, Ron the Waiter, and Erik Marino rip Howard Stern’s post-summer return, Carnegie Deli’s giant sandwiches, Space Force weapons, AI panic, and Ron’s campaign to show a viral athlete clip they won’t air. Unfiltered morning radio: eye goo, concert-phone rants, and products that definitely have a secon

NO ONE Loves Mitch McConnell & Joe Rogan's Weird Body Sep 15, 2026 54:28 Opie sings Beastie Boys sort of!? They tear through the documentary, MCA, Ad-Rock looking like a Jewish accountant, Paul’s Boutique bombing, and how Sabotage got made.Then it’s Stern working one day a week and still winning, Trump’s Space Force uniforms ripped from Starship Troopers, and Mitch McConnell getting wheeled out after three months looking catatonic. Ron gets roasted for Dancing with the

AI Wants Us Dead Unless We Wake Up as Cartoons Sep 14, 2026 42:36 Opie and Tony P panic about the AI apocalypse, then immediately decide they’d rather become Bugs Bunny. Football gets skipped for Hoobastank, a woman with a foot-long finger steals the show, and a guy eating Chinese buffet until he drops becomes the real hero. OH! Why New York bike helmets look like a bad Ben Stiller movie. Chaotic, filthy, and exactly what Monday needed.Hit Follow / Subscribe on

Died for a Free Buffet: 9/11, 25 Years Later Sep 11, 2026 55:28 Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Tony P mark 25 years since 9/11 with the stories you don’t hear at the memorial. Tony’s friend went up to Windows on the World for a free buffet and never came back. Half the country has no memory of that day. Then it turns into meter maids during an attack, Trump skipping Ground Zero, an Australian news lady saying “Sixty-Niners,” Ron’s shoulder coming out the back, and

Trump BREAKING THE LAW cue Judas Priest Sep 10, 2026 38:42 Ron opens the show mid-tooth crisis after biting his fork like a toddler and surviving on guacamole paste. It’s back-to-school in NYC, Opie’s “star has fallen” (no nanny, no dog walker—just Ron), and he’s in a great mood anyway: the Patriots lost, the kids are headed out the door, and Trump promised $5,000 if Republicans keep Congress. Cue the Trump dance, scoreboard-cheating Patriots lore, a Grou

Trump Got Carried Out of 9/11 Like a Princess Sep 9, 2026 40:30 Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Erik Marino kick off with a Times Square mouse apocalypse: glue traps, squeaking hostages, scissors, and a Van Gogh ear situation that should never have made it to air. Then they slam into Trump’s brand-new 9/11 origin story — two firefighters scooping him up and sprinting him out of the rubble like a Disney princess — even though records, FDNY, and basic geography say he

9/11 Cover-Up & Should Mamdani Stay Home? Sep 8, 2026 40:44 Opie’s back in the shithole after a brutal beach exit — ocean allergy attack, guinea pig riding shotgun, $23 “faster route” toll, congestion pricing karma, and gas that dropped a whole dime (thanks, Trump). Ron rolls in with a bruised tooth, hair in his mouth, and a 2,000-calorie Reese’s Shake Shack bomb. They hit Canadian tariffs, loose Canadian women, Mamdani vs. Giuliani on the 25th anniversary

Opie & Anthony LIVE on 9/11 (2001 Radio Broadcast) Sep 7, 2026 3:58:25 On September 11, 2001, Opie and Anthony could not get into Manhattan. The city was shut down. They went on the air from Long Island instead.This episode is the raw radio broadcast from that day. They take calls from people who were there — police, people who worked in the towers, listeners walking home across the bridges — while the news is still unfolding and New York is locking down.This is an a

FU Friday: Tony P vs Ron — Ugly All-Out War Sep 4, 2026 52:44 Tony P shows up late walking the dog in the Bronx thanks to “wife life,” claims you can see through the daytime moon, and his wife later sprints downstairs in a towel thinking he’s in a fight. Then the real show starts: Tony P and Ron go to war over gas, tariffs, coffee, taxes, tickets, New York, and each other. Shirtless promises, goldfish-pond inspections, lightning-strike FUs, pumpkin spice mat

Tiger Woods is a FOOL & Don't Drink Your Coffee Sep 3, 2026 45:03 Opie and Ron kick off with NYC’s new school AI ban (the strictest in the country) and why they think it’s going to raise a generation of kids who can’t keep up. A Harlem pastor who’s been screaming “Starbucks puts ****** in the coffee” for over a decade finally gets airtime. From there it’s private-school tuition that starts at age four, a church marquee that would make your grandmother faint, Kat

AI Coming For Your Soul Sep 2, 2026 42:28 Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Erik Marino go off on the dumbest first-aid myth still circulating: peeing on a jellyfish sting. Ron swears his mom did it at Revere Beach. The guys immediately call it nonsense, then somehow land on Lake America, NYC’s AI ban, and Ron explaining why we’re all advanced souls. 90s album wars, Gallagher brother shit-talk, and why Thom Yorke should just play “Creep” already.

Howard Stern Won’t Stop Winning Sep 1, 2026 39:41 Ron the Waiter returns and immediately reminds everyone why his last visit left people triggered for days. Opie is packing up summer peace and heading back to New York, where Times Square just delivered a stabbing, a shooting, and a fresh debate over whether the NYPD should start packing cartoon nets. Then the two go full unfiltered on postpartum psychosis, mental-illness excuses, family trauma, O

Squeezing Out Pencils Instead of Sausage & Why Goatees Were Invented Aug 31, 2026 46:38 Opie and comedian Tony P open the show the only way they know how: talking about Tony squeezing out pencils instead of Italian sausage. From there it “asses up” / Moonies / Chinese handball origin stories, and why flying an American flag now makes you a Trumper. They cover end-of-summer packing dread, waxing wait times, must vs no-must, De Niro’s new movie (complete with unapologetic spoilers),

Ron Goes Nuclear on Jim Norton Aug 28, 2026 51:18 FU Friday! Trump’s renaming lakes, Axl Rose is morphing into Benny Hill and whispering Rocket Queen like he’s telling a secret, Howard Stern looks like a hunched Big Bird walking around Long Island, and an NFL owner is out here chasing $160 trailer-park action. Then Ron the Waiter sits quiet for most of the show before detonating on Jim Norton and Rich Vos, calling them frat-bar comics who only g

Peter has a HUGE Dinklage & RIP Tim Curry Aug 27, 2026 47:40 Opie and Ron wander from the Centerport House of Horrors—pet cemetary, cars through the living room, cement stairs to nowhere, and Mom’s backyard dump—straight into Mother Nature wiping out spiritual tourists in Nepal. Then it’s celebrity deaths in threes, midnight showing of Rocky Horror shows, Tim Curry as Pennywise despite being terrified of clowns, and why little people walk with so much swagg

Jelly Roll Roasts Trump – Tony P Goes Nuclear Aug 26, 2026 39:14 Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Tony P go full unfiltered. Dolly Parton tributes spiral into chaos (hurricane coincidence, cheap Walmart shirt, deep cuts). Then Jelly Roll’s Jimmy Kimmel Trump weight jokes drop — and Tony P erupts over the “easy” 300 lb loss, hanging skin, and dumping the wife who stuck around. Pure Wednesday mayhem.Hit Follow / Subscribe on Apple Podcasts & Spotify so you never mis

Bert Kreischer Called THIS Movie High Art?! Aug 25, 2026 46:24 Opie and Ron the Waiter are back with pure morning chaos. The guys react to Bert Kreischer calling The Busboys "high art," break down a $10 PayPal lemonade scam on the beach, and recount the saga of a pair of stolen Adidas sliders. Plus, billionaire owner drama, Shane Gillis, athlete's foot warnings, and why football builds real character. Throw a fiver or don't—we're still going live. Classic Opi

I'm NOT Sunning My Butthole like WiFI Tony Aug 24, 2026 41:44 Tony P canceled Friday’s show blaming “bad WiFi” from a giant Atlantic City hotel… then finally spilled the real disaster: five-hour drive through tornadoes, a mid set, his wife kidnapping the dog (his opener), and going full Chevy Chase in Vegas Vacation at the tables until the ATM cried. Opie gives him the old-fashioned beating he earned, then the boys spiral into the dumbest (and funniest) hour

The FOOL that turned down $10,000 Aug 21, 2026 44:32 It’s FU Friday on Opie Unfiltered with Rod the Waiter, and the gloves are off. Opie and Ron roast last-minute cancelers with fake “bad Wi-Fi” excuses, lose their minds over David Lee Roth’s tour-ending cat-in-heat vocals, watch a Citi Field raccoon happily scarfing hot dogs through a hole in the seats, and torch the whipped husband who turned down ten grand just to get home to his dogs. Dane Cook’

Trump’s Girlfriend & Bigfoot at the Glory Hole Aug 20, 2026 45:31 Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Erik Marino go full unfiltered: Natalie Harp won’t leave Trump’s side (jumps in the trunk, camps in the locker room, leaves love notes—security clearance optional), Opie admits to mid-ocean swamp-ass swipes that might explain the red tide, Opie demands one real Bigfoot corpse while everyone else debates alien DNA and faith, plus Hayden Panettiere’s tragic modern-Marilyn e

Ron Gets His Anthony Cumia Hate Chip (Opie’s Already at 25 Years) Aug 19, 2026 42:34 Ron shows his face after Anthony’s 40-minute rant and Opie basically hands him the starter pack: “Congrats, you’ve got at least ten years of this coming. I’m on year twenty-five.” They dig into the obsession, the selective bad clips, Bill Burr’s five-year chip, and why some people just can’t leave well enough alone. Then Opie drops the real material of the day—pulling a stick-and-log situation out

"Opie’s Scared to Do a Show" - Anthony Cumia the punk Aug 18, 2026 46:43 Opie is exhausted, punchy, and laughing at Anthony Cumia for ssaying “Opie's scared to do a show.” I guess he's still bitter from imploding the Opie and Anthony Show!? Enter comedian Tony P for pure unfiltered chaos. Opie recounts his brutal 4 AM road trip to North Wildwood to grab the kids: two pre-coffee dumps, a third brewing mid-drive, the ultimate “Where’s your bathroom?” power move at 7-Elev

Alex Stein: Trans Sports Bets, AOC Booty & Mar-a-Lago Aug 17, 2026 47:12 The ultimate troll crashes Opie Unfiltered for pure chaos—betting on Leah Thomas’s “edge,” roasting the WNBA mean-girl free-for-all, that legendary AOC airport apology, city-council stunts that got him banned from New York, and the dirty truth about Bud Light still on the Mar-a-Lago menu. Unfiltered, unhinged radio in the exact spirit of the old Opie and Anthony days that Opie is keeping going wit

U.S. Military’s Gay Bomb & Tom Selleck’s Mustache: F U Friday Aug 14, 2026 49:27 Opie, Ron the Waiter & Tony P drop pure FU Friday chaos: roasting Tom Selleck’s mustache, Kevin Hart’s whale-penis movie, Jets preseason misery, NYC’s dog-poop campaign, Bad News Bears remakes, and the actual military “gay bomb” plan. Unfiltered comedy at its messiest. Hi to the old Opie and Anthony fans!Hit Follow / Subscribe on Apple Podcasts & Spotify so you never miss a daily episode!S

Alex Stein UNFILTERED on Stern & Trump (part one) Aug 13, 2026 41:28 Alex Stein crashes in with the Trump Tower meetup that made him an instant fan, Howard’s legendary pussy bans and Zoom firings, Bubba almost beating Opie’s ass, Ron’s full attic-to-ceiling crash trauma dump (500-lb dad, bull-dyke Kennedy cousin mom, evil stepmom, foster-care ragers), cuck talk, pickle tickles, and Alex getting knocked the F out on a college football scout team. Also a couple great

Trump’s Escapes Danger & Knicks OUT OF THEIR MINDS Aug 12, 2026 45:17 Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Erik Marino deliver pure chaos: mosquitoes biting through sweatpants, Cheez-Its ruining coffee, Opie’s endless cable nightmare, Trump’s food-cart plane escape, Knicks $2K nosebleeds, Brad Pitt falling off the wagon, Erik’s hoarder-hell cleanout… and the heated debate over the greatest rock & roll debut album of all time. Unfiltered comedy.Hit Follow / Subscribe on App

Opie Eats Howard Stern, Jimmy and Anthony ALIVE Aug 11, 2026 47:03 Opie gets annihilated by mosquitoes on the beach and on the toilet (35 bites and counting), then drops the full story of the day he said “good morning” to Howard Stern and security locked the entire hallway down. Plus the new Jim & Anthony show, vindictive rants, and why radio is still the dumbest job on earth.Hit Follow / Subscribe on Apple Podcasts & Spotify so you never miss a daily epi

Mosquito Man Cursed My Ass & Opie and Anthony Sausage Call Aug 10, 2026 42:34 Opie and comedian Tony P dive into Jimmy Dean’s sausage empire (complete with Opie replaying the classic sausage call from the Opie and Anthony Show), a mysterious beach dude who summons a full mosquito apocalypse (including a brutal left-cheek bite), childhood fight clubs, Usher clone conspiracies, Mel Brooks’ Jeopardy nights with Carl Reiner, Dunkin’ chaos in a tank top, and why the moon is prob

Scott Ferrall "My Heart Literally Exploded!" Aug 7, 2026 44:30 They bury the hatchet, revisit the WNEW Opie and Anthony glory days, the Sex for Sam fallout, crack hotels, cow valves, 80% Red Sox heaters, and why O&A fans still send death threats. Pure unfiltered chaos. Scott’s still dropping haymakers at 61, balling with NBA guys after open-heart surgery, and roasting every radio boss who ever tried to tame him. This is the most unhinged reunion you’ll he

Is My Dog’s a Racist? & The Shoulder off Aug 6, 2026 53:25 Opie swore he was chill today. Lasted about three seconds. Ron shows up sunburned like a peeled tomato after trusting Joe Rogan’s zinc oxide sunscreen (spoiler: he looked like a powdered-wig Founding Father and still got roasted). Tony drops the “feminine shoulders” bomb and suddenly we’re mid-shoulder-off. Meatball hygiene debates, De Niro face-offs, a pot dealer who ghosted, e-bikes turning NYC

Handsome Women Shouldn’t Play Women’s Sports Aug 5, 2026 44:15 Opie drops a nuclear take that handsome women should also be banned from women’s sports and loses his mind over tomatoes and squirrels. Ron’s zinc oxide turns him into a Kabuki Ben Franklin. Erik is deep in a mosquito-filled New Hampshire vision quest, and the whole episode is held hostage by the worst echo in podcast history.Thanks for donating to the podcast https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JA

Still Recovering From Kevin Hart’s Dumpster Fire Aug 4, 2026 44:56 Opie’s finally mellow after 36 hours of pure rage over Kevin Hart’s Hangover knockoff on Netflix 72 Hours. Then Ron’s apartment starts smelling like death, we roast WNBA drama, Caitlin Clark’s smart dodge, Trump’s “70,” and why Kiss is strictly pre-puberty. Unfiltered chaos with Ron the Waiter.Thanks for donating to the podcast https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA helps us keep going.

Kevin Hart Ruins Movie Night With Whale Dicks + Sophie Cunningham Speaks Out Aug 3, 2026 48:35 Tony keeps freezing mid-sentence, the cable guy left a wire in the neighbor’s tomato plants, and somehow we end up talking doghouse drama, Kevin Hart’s new movie where people float to shore on whale dicks, and Sophie Cunningham’s common-sense take on women’s sports. Happy Monday.Thanks for donating to the podcast https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA helps us keep going. Have a great da

In trouble for Danny McBride interview with Theo Von Aug 1, 2026 1:30:59 I guess everyone is mad at our Danny McBride interview. We break it down. I Know Danny had a good time as well as Theo Von, Chris Distefano, Caril Ruiz and Sherrod Small so F THEM! Theo Von and Chris Distefano continue to roast each other and Carl's wife make a surprise visit! UH OH!Hit Follow / Subscribe on Apple Podcasts & Spotify so you never miss a daily episode!Support the Show:https://w

Tree Cops & Dog Ghosts: FU Friday Goes Full Chaos Jul 31, 2026 1:08:19 Ron swears he looks like young Johnny Depp (everyone else sees Benjamin Franklin). Tony puts his dog down and immediately starts calculating the housework savings. A cop dresses as a tree to catch speeders, Neil deGrasse Tyson ruins Top Gun, and Batman somehow doubles subway chivalry. Add turkey-bacon lies, fruit-sticker rage, lasagna-noodle warfare, and the annual “is the Earth flat?” round. Pure

Lettuce Diarrhea & the Neighbor’s Destroyed Tomatoes Jul 30, 2026 1:03:35 Opie’s sugar-free diet ends in non-explosive “bloops,” a toothpaste-tube bathroom struggle, and his wife casually leaving an enema on the sink. Meanwhile the cable company trenches through the neighbor’s prize flower bed and tomatoes… and still doesn’t fix the Wi-Fi. Plus Fauci pleading the Fifth on his tie color, Katy Perry trapped in a giant bottle, Erik’s one-year SNL stories, and Ron’s Mount S

Theo Von & Chris Distefano Roast Danny McBride - Best Last Year of Radio Jul 29, 2026 53:34 Danny McBride calls into Opie Radio and walks straight into a buzzsaw. Theo Von and Chris Distefano are already mid-roast about haircuts, lesbian diets, and Moroccan lentil soup when the Vice Principals star joins the line. What follows is pure chaos — the Tempur-Pedic question, the karate gi still in the closet, the tequila pistol, and Danny somehow surviving the most unhinged call-in of his care

LeBron’s Helicopter Commute + Ron Bennington Update Jul 28, 2026 1:05:48 Opie’s gut is under full demonic siege after that healthy summer salad (lettuce + eggs = pure regret), the sourdough starter turned his NYC apartment into a crime scene, and LeBron’s taking a helicopter from Manhattan to Philly while Barstool Sports posts the most humiliating Family Feud score in history. Ron the Waiter is locked in for the chaos, the $100 grill-cover bounty, and zero filter.Hit F

Lebron's Minimum Wage Deal & Ozempic Face Gets Cadaver Fat Jul 27, 2026 1:12:21 Opie and Tony P roast LeBron chasing one last ring for chump change in Philly (while the fans sharpen their knives), then dive into the wildest weight-loss side effect yet—people paying thousands to inject processed dead-body fat back into their sunken “Ozempic faces.” Also, they rank guilty pleasures from taint itches to post-BBQ shit-talk rides and still somehow make room for nude-beach stories.

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