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Personality Hires

Personality Hires

Pionaire Podcasting 63 episodes Nov 4, 2026

Personality Hires is a comedy podcast hosted by Abby, Jackson, Rebecca, and Mikey, who met while working on a major radio show. Each week they share slice-of-life stories, office gossip, jokes, and takes on the news. The show feels like breakroom banter with coworkers, blending personal anecdotes, dating disasters, and oversharing. It is meant to be listened to in the car, kitchen, or cubicle.

Episodes

Bachelors & Buttered Bread
Bachelors & Buttered Bread Nov 4, 2026 1:08:21 Jackson fries his brain on his bachelor trip, Mikey ruins Halloween. The fellas figure out the best ways to keep your bread buttered.
Ear Ish & Johnny Blue Dish
Ear Ish & Johnny Blue Dish Oct 28, 2026 58:37 Jackson gets an emergency surgery, Mikey performs his own procedure. Jackson values his cats more than an El Paso custodian. Nonsense.
Oktoberfest & A String Of Burgles
Oktoberfest & A String Of Burgles Oct 21, 2026 1:04:06 Mikey gets burgled, Jackson gets drunk. Blind ranking, humiliation, and bad guesses ensue. 
GREASECON 2026
GREASECON 2026 Oct 14, 2026 53:28 Mikey gets brutally attacked online. Jackson learns about Latinos. The fellas have their first big Fermi fight.
Mikey's Brother Lives In The Woods For MONTHS!
Mikey's Brother Lives In The Woods For MONTHS! Oct 7, 2026 1:08:21 Chase details some harrowing experiences while hiking the Appalachian Trail. Jackson and Mikey interrogate.Link to Chase's AT blog - https://www.polarsteps.com/cwtwelve/25291891-appalachian-trail 
Rebecca's Wedding Plot Twist Of The Century
Rebecca's Wedding Plot Twist Of The Century Sep 30, 2026 56:37 Jackson shaves his mustache, Rebecca has a big decision to make, and Mikey makes a billion dollars.
Maniac Tries To Ruin My Birthday Party
Maniac Tries To Ruin My Birthday Party Sep 23, 2026 55:47 Mikey's parking garage party is crashed by a maniac. Jackson goes to Fort Worth to play video games and swindles a corporation. 
Life Measured Through Hot Dog Distance
Life Measured Through Hot Dog Distance Sep 16, 2026 51:20 Mikey needs a wedding dance instructor. We talk life stats and help Jessica Rabbit with her new job. Legendary Fermi.gg guess.
The Worst Trash Can On Earth
The Worst Trash Can On Earth Sep 9, 2026 50:35 Jackson gets greasy at DragonCon. Mikey's trash can sucks.
Getting Scammed Out of $1000
Getting Scammed Out of $1000 Sep 2, 2026 56:07 Mikey is joined by Scott, an old friend who was just scammed out of $1000 in a fairly obvious trick.
Our Most Embarrassing Work Stories
Our Most Embarrassing Work Stories Aug 26, 2026 58:55 Rebecca returns to the show. She is scared of embarrassing herself at her fancy new "government" job. Mikey gets sprayed in the face, Jackson cries in the bathroom, and Rebecca doesn't know how to take a breakfast order.
And Then There Were Two
And Then There Were Two Aug 19, 2026 42:12 The Personality Hires are back with some BIG changes. Mikey and Jackson detail some of the biggest robberies of all time (Mikey didn't understand the assignment). Mikey thinks 'they' are trying to burn down his apartment.

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