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Bedpan Banter

Bedpan Banter

SimpleNursing 23 episodes Latest May 18, 2026

Welcome to Bedpan Banter | The Human Side of Healthcare -- the podcast that feels like sitting at the nurses’ station swapping stories with your favorite coworkers. Hosted by Nurse Mike, this show goes beyond the textbooks and into the real, raw, and hilarious moments that make up nurse life. Whether it’s unfiltered stories from the floor, emotional patient moments, or those laugh-until-you-cry shifts you’ll never forget... we’re talking about it all. Oh, and don’t worry, we’ll be sneaking in a few knowledge bombs you can actually use on the job. If you're a nursing student, new grad, or seasoned pro who just needs to feel seen (and maybe laugh a little), you’re in the right place.

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You Can Rebuild Confidence After Failing The NCLEX with Murse Kash Jun 2, 2026 2229 Three failed NCLEX attempts can mess with your confidence, your timeline, and your identity. We’re joined by Nurse Kash, a New York City pediatric cardiology nurse and creator, to tell the real story of what it felt like to fail three times, lose momentum, and still find a way back to the career he knew he was meant for. If you’re searching for NCLEX help, an NCLEX retake plan, or simply proof you
The Problem No One Teaches Nurses: Scheduling (ft. EightTenTwelve) May 18, 2026 1462 You can learn every drug and every protocol and still feel unprepared for the hardest part of nursing: being human under pressure. Nurse Mike sits down with Haley and Marcelle, two sisters whose childhoods were shaped by congenital heart disease, major surgeries, and the nurses who guided their family through the scariest moments. Now they’re on the other side of the bedside as pediatric periopera
Addison vs. Cushing: The One Lab That Changes Everything with Nurse Mike May 4, 2026 730 A single lab value can flip your entire answer choice, especially when the adrenal glands are involved. We pick up with part two of our Addison’s disease and Cushing syndrome breakdown and focus on what actually helps under pressure: pattern recognition, memory tricks, and the nursing priorities that show up on NCLEX-style questions and real clinical scenarios.First, we walk through Addison’s dise
The Real Difference Between Addison's & Cushing's with Memory Tricks Apr 22, 2026 497 Addison’s disease vs Cushing syndrome can feel like a maze of arrows, hormones, and “wait, which one is high?” moments. We cut through the noise by building the whole story from the ground up: what the adrenal glands do, which adrenal cortex hormones actually matter for exams and clinical reasoning, and how one simple feedback loop explains most of the lab patterns you’ll see.We walk through aldos
What Nursing School Doesn’t Prepare You For with Nurse Brenden Apr 8, 2026 1281 Nursing school can teach you the steps, but it can’t recreate the moment someone asks you to “boost the patient” and you realize you’ve never done it on a real person. We sit down with Brenden and talk about graduating in the COVID era of online nursing school, the confidence gap that shows up on day one, and how a solid preceptor can make the difference between drowning and growing.Then we get in
Nurse Mike from SimpleNursing Breaking Down the 2026 NCLEX Changes Apr 1, 2026 534 Two NCLEX answers can look “right” on the surface, but only one protects the patient first. That’s the real skill behind prioritization, and it’s exactly what I’m breaking down here on Bedpan Banter with a clear, test-ready approach built around the updated Next Gen NCLEX mindset.FREE NCLEX Practice Test here: https://simplenursing.com/nclex-practice-questions-review/We start with what changed and
The Nurse that Spoke Up: A Path to Patient Advocacy Mar 16, 2026 1144 A nurse walks into a med room and hears laughter about a “placebo” given to a symptomatic patient. What happens next is a real-time test of ethics: speak up and risk backlash, or stay silent and let a lie stand between a patient and their care. We bring you the full story from a new grad, Nyanaguer, who chose the chain of command, stayed anonymous, and watched a unit obsess over “who told” instead
Beauty that Survives a Double Shift with Diaspi Beauty Mar 4, 2026 1251 What happens when a level-one trauma night shift meets a clean beauty lab? We sit down with clinical scientist and founder Diana Santiago to trace a remarkable path from calibrating analyzers to crafting high‑pigment, vegan, cruelty‑free lip color built for nurses, techs, and anyone chasing endurance over a double shift. This is a story about performance under pressure—on the unit and on your lips
Nurse’s Guide to Neuro & Stroke Patients with Dr. Uddin, Neurologist Feb 18, 2026 1925 You can feel the stakes the moment a patient starts to change. With inpatient neurologist Dr. Uddin at the table, we go straight to the front lines of neurocare—where strokes dominate, seizures confuse, and nursing judgment buys back brain. This conversation is a field guide for bedside pros who want to move faster, document sharper, and advocate louder when seconds matter.We break down the realit
Built for Ports, PICCs, and People | The Port Studio Feb 4, 2026 1835 A cold infusion room, a tangled sleeve, a zipper that sets off a scanner—tiny moments can turn a hard day into a brutal one. Our guests, twin founders of Port Studio Brinlee & Mariela, set out to change that after a stage 4 diagnosis at 21 made chemo, scans, and clinic visits a new reality. What they couldn’t find, they built: a chemo-ready crewneck with 100% cotton fabric and plastic zippers
Seeing Abilities Before Disabilities with Sarah & Emily Jan 21, 2026 1940 Start with a laugh, stay for the truth. We sit down with Sarah, a psych nurse, and her sister Emily to explore what real inclusion in healthcare looks like when you move past labels and meet the person in front of you. Their story arcs from a pandemic-era TikTok experiment to a community of millions who come for the pranks and lunchbox notes, then stay for the hard-earned wisdom on dignity & c
NCLEX 101: Test-Taking Strategies That Actually Work Jan 7, 2026 2691 Your NCLEX doesn’t demand perfect memory. It asks one core question: can you keep patients safe when the stakes are high and the clock is running? We break test stress into simple moves that lower anxiety, sharpen judgment, and turn tricky stems into clear decisions you can trust.Professor Alison joins us to unpack the thinking behind safe answers: how to name what the question really wants (the r

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