Witty Bitch
Witty Bitch is a comedy podcast hosted by Allison that offers a funny, unfiltered take on pop culture. Each episode blends commentary on reality TV and celebrity gossip with silly personal stories from her own life. The tone is chatty and friendly, positioning Allison as a new best friend to dissect trash TV and everyday drama with. It's lighthearted, conversational entertainment for listeners who enjoy pop culture banter.
Episodes
RHONY S16 E5: YEAH we talked about it, can’t wait. Taylor Travis & a cat pooped in the middle.
RHONY S16 E5: yeah we talked about it, can’t wait till next week Taylor Travis and a cat pooped too sorry not sorry
RHONY S16 Ep3 & 4:The Great Popcorn Ceiling Seder Fight! Carole & the JFK lore,DWTS drama, Salt lake
RHONY S16 Ep3 & 4: The Great Popcorn Ceiling Seder Fight, Carole & the JFK lore, DWTS drama, Salt lake and the Fever game
Welcome to (New -new -new -new) New York! #RHONY s16 e1&2… but first a pop culture Potluck!
New new new new new New York But firrrrst in the longest pre-show catch up in this podcasts history.We spend the intro ironically discussing WWF/WWE all time top intro entrance music. And the various intricacies of Entertainment wrestling & CD’s that get stuck in cars. Shout out to my fellow Avril La(vigne) heads Also cover DWTS PREMIERE (well butter my biscuits!) thanks Alfonzo! Bruno Jo Jo we ar
Welcome to (NEW new NEW New York) RHONY S16 E1&2- but first! A Bravo & Pop culture catch up potluck
New new new new new New York But firrrrst in the longest pre-show catch up in this podcasts history.We spend the intro ironically discussing WWF/WWE all time top intro entrance music. And the various intricacies of Entertainment wrestling & CD’s that get stuck in cars. Shout out to my fellow Avril La(vigne) heads Also cover DWTS PREMIERE (well butter my biscuits!) thanks Alfonzo! Bruno Jo Jo we ar
Mcbee Dynasty- The Finale (WE DID IT!)
The second to last episode, and the finale Im gluten free and vegan and hate avocados how bout that bitch “I can’t save the world in a podcast, but I can try” sorry for the curse words! 🤷♀️🙏🫶Trainwruk’s fist successful completion of a seasons recap. Mcbee dynasty. BUTT FIRRRSTTT We talk Jennshahh getting out of prison, below deck Nathan TRASH, challanging the Andrew Tate capri pant universe, & mo
Mcbee Dynasty S3 Ep7&8: Much Mcbee about Nothing
On this episode we talk about almost everything but the Mcbee’s it’s one thing to be problematic it’s another to be boring, they have even semi officially quit on themselves which we do discuss. This episode we bounce all around the bravo universe we eventually do cover the missing Mcbee episodes l, I said I would cover this season in full and that’s my cross to bare
Throwback: Tv cheaters! The Emmy’s, Allison’s birthday eve & alleged Luanne situations
We discuss everything
Mcbee dynasty S3 ep 6: BUT FIRST bravo updates - divorces and pooping your pants at chilis
We did this over breakfast so apologies in advance for anyone listening that has that thing where hearing people eat hurts you and your welcome in advance to anyone who likes hearing people eat Also I promise I will fix the microphones, it sounds like the Eminem Stan music video
MCBEEF DyNASTY: s 3 ep 5
This episode we talk about the Indiana fever the relationship with Summer house honestly all of the bravo drama because bravo has been bringing the drama this week minute by minute Also Allison sneezes a lot anytime male athletes are mentioned, we find out just how much McBee dynasty beef cost and then we talk about the cost of dry ice emotionally
S3 E3&4 if you don’t take notes it’s a s*it show!
So we did a recording during an active hurricane, Allison lost all of her notes so we talk about everything pop culture Unfortunately we do not mention the smashing of cameras or Cole calling a gazebo a Zamboni We discuss summerhouse being nominated for an Emmy and what I want to happen on that red carpet, hulk hogan, and randomly a LOT of Below Deck which honestly I could not recommend enough
Mcbee dynasty S3E2
It’s a real hodgepodge Bravo drama updates and Halloween with the McBees and more importantly Galayn
McBee Dynasty S3E1
Illegal soy beans, problematic men, and the Bunnie XO and Lead Singer of Nickleback rumor. Happy Father’s Day everyone.
Free Fallin’ NO NOTES BABY! #RHOP #RHOC. Kardashian lawyer show, hunting wives, wife swap & #RHSLC
Free Fallin’! #RHOP #RHOC Kim Kardashian lawyer show, hunting wives, wife swap and obviously #RHSLCTv cheaters!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE SHIPPY- the #RHOSL Below Deck Crossover. Todd farts and Angie Barfs
We start with Dancing with the Stars Halloween night and our predictions for the future, the lack of Robin Williams movies I have seen but the most important one his last in which he went off the high dive naked and stacked as hell.Then the Housewives of Salt Lake take us on the Below Deck Yacht trip of a lifetime complete with Brittani’s scary voiced unicorn, Angie’s horrible seasickness and the
Bonus: Mama said knock you out (at the Preakness)! The unreleased Potomac episode
I chose not to release this episode initially and maybe should have stuck with that choice but instead HERRE IT ISSS BABY! Enjoy
Wicked night on DWTS, #RHOP Chin checks, #RHOC Space cakes in Amsterdam and Fart Fights on #RHOSL
This week we MENTION IT ALL! Truly it all. We do speed round coverage of ALL of our Real Housewives plus the shockingly sweet episode one of Housewives Wife Swap. Of course before that we start with all sorts of pop culture updates Disclaimer: Please don’t be alarmed by Allison’s singing at the very start, when it comes to Wicked she gets carried away very easily and VERY quickly
Bonus episode: Cake Shakes & Yoga pants!Completely unplanned and unplanned the Food Tour of Flordia
Look we could discuss OC and Miami but it was Steve’s birthday weekend we went on a food tour honestly the BEST food tour and to an iconic car museum this is a bonus side episode, don’t worry we’ll be back in full force for DWTS wicked night, and ALL of the real housewives
SVU: Big Firey Booty, #DWTS daddy issues night, Wendy & Eddie update & #RHOSL:The Best in the World
We discuss wonderful childhood trips that dedication night took us through then the ultimatum of dancing with the stars and finally the never ending midsommer fight in salt lake with the most daring bravo waitress we’ve ever seen Crop tops and yoga pants!
The Floss Fight pt 2: Wendy & Eddie’s shocking arrest, RHOC & RHOM Reunion part 2 Haitian Morticians
We return from duke-ing it out in the now iconic Floss War of 2025 (Crest sponsor us!) to discuss what’s really going on! The truly shocking arrest of Wendy and Eddie, the ins and outs of what is only the beginning of this insurance fraud scandal. THE DETAILS AS WE KNOW AS IT UNRAVELS (which it seems like it will continue to do all year). Then all of the ladies fighting at ALL of the charity event
The floss fight pt 1: Pop Culture catch up & the Female Laxative tax
Sorry for the delay but boy do we have a show for you! Starting with the female tax on laxatives, Charlie XCX clap back on SNL, Sweeny Todd, Twitter continuing to spoil SVU for Allison, DWTS predictions, being caught on fire in the kitchen while trying to perfect Ina Garten’s jammy eggs, toxic hair transplants and the never ending quest to get Steve to watch Arrested Development all leading to wha
#RHOSL I will be your mother figure & #DWTS DISNEY DANCE OFFS
We discuss the greatest shows on earth this week even though Allison slept through one of them, recording it during another amazing show (golden bachelor) As if Dancing with the Stars couldn’t be more unserious we added Disney mascots (spoiler alert we discuss who was voted off) , Steve was caught on camera at a Starbucks on live news years ago, he also hits with the revenge of Allison’s SVU spoil
#RHOP: Return of the Mack (Potomac)
We continue to campaign for a Diet Coke sponsorship, discuss our horrible time at that smashing man movie, the embarrassing time Allison fell not once but twice in front of her boyfriends wonderful parents because she bought cheap Temu shoes. Then we cut deep into the first episode of Real Housewives of Potomac making Sunday’s feel amazing again. Stacy’s bad breath and all.
#RHOC till the Helicopter doors fall off
In an episode beginning with correcting all of the mistake Allison made during the salt lake episode we dive deep into the waters of Orange County covering Gretchen and Tamra’s boring fight, the groundlings and in a personal moment the time Allison bought a Groupon helicopter ride over Las Vegas endangering everyone’s life but it was $37! How can you resist!?
Super fresh! Dancing with the stars naps and #RHOSL dreams
Allison fell asleep before being able to vote for dancing with the stars on Tik tok week, soup season is here and we’re loving it. Steve makes insane comparisons to problematic movie stars. Allison drops a bombshell about one of our favorite Salt Lake City ladies, and this goes without saying we’re all excited for Potomac.
Killing time for the halftime show announcement: Real Housewives of OC & Miami
Killing time in real time before the Halftime Show announcement w/ RHOC & RHOM Special forces Dancing with the stars Completely off topic Diet Coke sponsors Meandering Hometown trash talk The ultimate halftime announcement and Allison fully having a breakdown
RHOSL: Law and Disordered Dancing with the Stars
RHOSL: Law and Dancing with the Stars Case dismissed; the true story of Salt Lake City and dancing with the stars
The Bravo drought is over! Our problematic triathlon: OC, Salt Lake & Miami
We are so BACK BABY! A horrific trip to a Walmart in Flordia recounted , dueling Orange County sleepovers with a sassy chef, Salt lakes triumphant and hilarious return, Art BASEL not basil ! A new #cakegate and an argument for dancing with the
Did Luann f*ck Joe Bradley!? The Emmy’s, and Diet Coke
You all make me fill in this part
“Atrocious woman!” Restaruant fails, Waiters popping, VMA’s, bubba documentary & living our truths
On the eve of the Emmys and some true heartbreak in the middle of the bravo drought we bring you this episode. It’s personal and short, hope you enjoy it
Dancing with the stars new cast roster, the Bravo drought, Charlie Sheen documentary& football!?
In a rare occurrence we record this literally while watching a football game in 2 different rooms We discuss the upcoming roster of dancing with the stars, Allison’s constipation issues, a random stabbing at a comedy club and so much more
McBee Dynasty Recap: Horny Polly Pockets & Russian seating charts
As Jesse comes down from his panic attack a completely new panic faces the family in the form of 2 Russians coming to the wedding, all while Steve junior proves to be a genius at the waltz - get him on dancing with the stars ASAP! And Cole’s soy beans saved the farm
McBee Dynasty S2 Episode 8: Cole & Combines
A filler episode covering a filler episode THE INCEPTION OF FILLER EPISODES Before diving into the second to last McBee Dynasty episode of the season we’re all over the place with updates from Cracker Barrel’s revamp to Venus fly traps to the Mary Kate and Ashley movies. Then it’s back to the farm with those crazy McBee boys.. will Jesse and Ally postpone the wedding? Will Cole get anything right?
And just like that.. we talk about everything but the Valley reunion part 3
Due to busy work schedules and weekends we woke up at 5 am to record this and got extremely off track mostly just talked about the literal shit show that was the “ And Just Like That” finale. I strongly considered not posting this but I’m swallowing my ride because we had too many laughs, hope it makes you laugh too.
The Valley reunion part 2 part 1: The Valley scaries
Finally we get to it
The Valley Reunion part 2 part 2
The valley reunion part 2
The Valley S 2 Ep 9: Third Times the Charm
The valley
The Valley: uncanny scary Valley
Additional details
Bonus: Farve Vs Housewives in a yellow submarine
Super Bowl of housewives
Sweaty Bangs- Riding solo with the Baldwins, White Lotus, Gemstones, Denise Richards the wild ones and more
As a show note I got new microphones and some of the sound quality is not perfect because I am playing with the mic in my hand I hope that doesn't completely ruin your listening experience.
WittyBitch got her mojo back baby!
After a much too long haitus witty bitch is back, with a bit of a different format covering all things pop culture. With the help of special guest cohost Will we talk vanderpump rules, the valley, below deck, our trip to new york to see chicago, the best sandwitches in the world (portillos) Mcbee dynasty and we end it all with a tasteful game of "F, Marry, Kill" classy as ever.
Thank you for the
There's a murder on the podcast !
We're back and in the old trope lost the first recording so after trying to recover the recording, made a new one...a lot of tears and discissions of our crushes and controversial movies we got this
RHUGT NYC: The great nipple piercing debate
Never thought I would bring sports into my Beloved'd Real Housewives recaps but then again, I never thought I would have cervical cancer or live in Floridia. But these things happen.
I know many podcasts and shows take off for the holidays and that's fine but I have always felt alone and wanting something to listen to because lets face it the holiday's are not always tne nicest time for everyone.
The Valley S 2 Ep 9: Third Times the Charm
The gang housewarms Kristen and Luke’s new home, gets their hair done, goes to el compadre, tranforms Jax’s bar and grill into Britt’s in the magical 3rd recording of this episode (due to technical difficulties and not at all the hosts fault)
The Valley s 2 Ep 8: All Things Just Keep Getting Darker
Beaches, rings and hemorrhoids! Oh my! It’s another beautiful chaotic post shark week dark week on The Valley
Bonus clip: the one where Allison won $100
We solve the cold case of where Jax signed a lease to a new condo in this special bonus clip
The Valley episodes 6 and 7 ..also we get the into that Titan submarine documentary
Covering season 2 episodes 6 and 7 of the valley and the titan submarine documentary in what is sure to be the episode to get The Witty Bitch canceled
Bonus episode: Farve V Housewives stats on a yellow submarine
After an unfortunate but in the end healable illness Allison and Steven get after episode 6 of the Valley … or you think they would dun dun DUNNNN! Due to some health issues this past week I couldn’t get a full episode out but we wanted to share some of the behind the scenes conversation. Can’t wait to get back to normal next week!
The Vally S2 Ep5: Darker than a Drunk Daddy Danny pantry tequila in a poly fam
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The Valley Season 2 Episode 4: Messy Jesse
Santa Barbara
The Valley Season 2 Episode 3: Boy's ChatGPT
News spreads that Jax has gone to rehab. Jesse and Kristen begin plans for an upcoming group trip to Santa Barbara. Things go haywire amongst the group at the Dave and Buster's as an alleged mole has leaked a salacious rumor from the "sacred" (and likely disgusting) "Boys Chat" text chain.
The Valley Bonus Episode: Janet's Villain Origin Story ALLEGEDLY
In this bonus episode there was just too much *Alleged* gossip that I could not wait till Wednesday to share so we were workin for the weekend and 30 minutes of it are right here and ready for your Monday morning.
The Valley Season 2 Episode 2: You Gonna Cry? I'll Come sit next to ya!!
I hope everyone is happy with their heatwave dense casseroles
Witty Bitch in the Valley Episode 1
Between the White Lotus Finale and Top Chef in Canada it's times like these that we need our old friends from the Valley to give us their all, the good the bad the ugly the drunk the pregnant and everything in between. Join me on this journey into season 2.
RHONY Legacy Episode 2: Podcast A la Francaise
Podcasters on the island baby!!! Just in time for the holidays we have epsidoe 2 covering Real Housewivedrs Ultimate Girls Trip New York Legacy. Still working out some kinks but are kinks not what this show is all about? Am I right or AM I RIGHT!? Thanks for sticking with us and to quote our absolute possibly unhealthy obsession Gary from the Golden Bachelor "don't...stop...believing....D
RHONY Legacy Part 1 / We're Back Baby!!
After a few technical difficulties and a long hiatus were BACK baby!! And so happy to be, doing what we (I) love most which is talking everything pop culture and bribing hilarious friends to do it with me. Fan Favorite co-host William makes his triumphant return as we begin our Ultimate Girls Trip New York Legacy journey. Before that though we had quite a bit to catch up on we discuss The Golden B
VPR: Beaches be crazy!
Recapping what I consider to be one of the most riveting episodes of Vanderpump Rules- let alone any television or film ever. We are edging to the top!
I also introduce my upcoming patreon which will have tons bonus content at various tiers. More information to come.
So excited for this coming weeks episode! This season is truly blowing my mind.
PS
LISA AT THE WHITE HOUSE!???
Bravo Catch up VPR and RHONJ: James GanTOMfini
Lets give em something to talk about
VPR: Divorce Dinners, Revenge Dresses and Senorita Bubbha
A HUGE thank you to everyone that reached out after last weeks return. I'm happy to be back in "full form" for the Mister Toads Wild Ride that is Vanderpump Rules. I may curse a little bit but lets all go with it! and not get sued! Live, laugh, dress!
Lets get loud about Scandovol, J-lo, White Lotus, being an unmarried chick and everything in between
So happy to be back and so sorry that I curse a little in this one.
Thanks for listening! missed you guys!
Subscribe and review <3
Tuesday was a Tuna Melt day
In this brief bonus episode we get WEIRD! We are missing our classic Bravo recap's because lets face it the holidays get us all in our feelings.. I promise to get back to Real Housewives of Potomac, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and all sorts of silly TV soon but until then please enjoy an unearthed book written by a 7 year old Allison. A book about terrible days and optimism. Happy Holidays e
Bonus Episode: Who Run the World? Girls Of Bravocon!!
In this exclusive episode Allison is joined by special guest, friend of the pod and attendee of Bravocon Lindsay! We get a Behind the scenes of all things Bravo, a truly exclusive boots on the ground. We talk all things Bravo including our fantasy "housewives" leagues as well as pitching new shows "real housemoms of the real housewives" Allison gives cocktail recommendations after a night out at P
RHOBH Apsen Part 4: A Case for Kathy (The Conga Line to Wrestlemania is Paved with Good Intentions)
It is the final and very hyped up Aspen episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Joined by beloved guest host William I will say something that I never thought I would be writing in an episode description… we go to a place of sports and not just sports but old school wrestling (WWF/WWE) trivia. We both live laugh and learn, because honestly sometimes you just have to go where the podcast t
RHOBH: Aspen part 3!?
Brought to you in part by Th*raflu we don't know who goes more off the rails this week the ladies of Beverly Hills in Aspen or Allison with a fever stuck alone on birthday week but happily joined on the pod by the fantastic William. We recap this weeks episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we talk KFC v Popeyes, pizza hubs, depends coupons, shots from a shot gun, the sabotage of Kathy
The generation X
WOW the next episode of the aspen trip
RHOBH: Liars, Thieves and Grilled Corn ( Ft. William Hall)
In this special supersized episode covering part 1 of the long awaited Real Housewives of Beverly Hill's Aspen trip I'm joined by special guest and brand new bravo-holic/Kathy STAN William Hall. We ALLEGEDLY discuss Housewives court drama updates, dental equipment, the housewives hangovers, the packing, PK's glasses, private jets, we get real about corn, get derailed by the John McAffee documentar
RHOBH: Disco Liabilities
Better late than ever as we roller-skate through this sleeper of an episode which chronicles Kyles birthday shenanigans, Lisa Rinnas pumped up pump it lip kit disco pump party (a passive aggressive dig on Vanderpump? Wouldn't shock me), everyone teaming up on our Sutton and a mix of of an organization/charity name that leads what may be one of the best scenes in recent Housewife history. A scene I
RHOBH: Come to my homeless not toothless window
Just when I had lost my faith the housewives of Beverly Hills delivered on a truly insane episode in which I had no choice but to double down on and do an equally insane recap of. Come to MY window, Come to my podcast, I'll be home soon
Hopelessly devoted to you
In what feels like a fever dream and possibly is Allison goes with no notes and just takes to the mic after a week of self quarantine and paranoia even after negative covid tests. There are some hot takes and a lot of love for iconic queens that are with and with out us now. Promise to take notes next time, love you all! Thanks for listening! Take care and be well
Dear Diary
In a newly discovered old diary Allison shares an old entry reflecting on the sex education that was given as a child in Virginia in the 1990’s, the understanding of AIDS as a 7 year old, combined with the civil war and the heartbreak of not having your crush talk to you at recess.
Man, I feel like a woman
buckle up because allison is coming in hott on this episode.
love you listeners
The addendums continue; I am so sorry Isla Fisher, Max and Val and Jason mRazz
A lot of apologies are made in this quick fact check.
A Vicious Addendum* Circle
In a moment of pure insanity, moving boxes and Jason mRAZ music I realized there were a few things I wanted to set straight from the last podcast. I love you guys almost as much as I love an addendum.
xoxo,
Gossip Girl
Witty Bitch: A new era? (RHOBH and Southern Charm)
Listen as Allison has an existential crisis. I love every single listener but I am in full tears while grappling with the idea of if I can cover Bravo anymore. We go to a dark place but with good music cameos. Love you guys so much thanks for listening now and always
The "No notes y'all" addendum
After recovering my phones battery charge and re watching the episode I realized I had more to say and I apologize ahead of time to Will Arnett Jason Mraz and anyone who got married to either of their voice. I kept my side of the street clean though
RHOBH: No Notes Y'all!
It's a holiday weekend with no notes and a whole lots of thoghts on the RHOBH ladies. I cover Garcelle's birthday party, Sutton's detective work, Diana Jenkin's drama on and off the air ahemmmmmm and Kyles splits that have finally gone too far. All with a dead phone! And not just "needs a charge" dead I'm talking full blown brick, but making it chic, I spent a summer in Italy and MONTREAL after al
RHOBH; BRAVE!
After a show of true courage and knee deep in my half and half era this episode recaps a truly bizarre and drug fueled episode of RHOBH, but not after catching all of us up to the latest in Bravo gossip. Fear and loathing on witty bitch
RHOBH; EXCUSE A MOI!?
Chaos ensues at all of Kyles houses (yes, houses plural), Sutton and Diana look gorgeous in red with their blonde hair, Erika claims to have proven innocent (EXCUSE A MOI!?) I get hott for Dorit and PK's love and while suffering from my own rasp reminisce about the good old days of Ashlee Simpsons iconic Pieces of Me era rasp... PS did you all know that Crystal's husband Rob invented the Lion King
IS EVERYONE OK!?
This episode is likely to get deleted soon because it is truly off the rails. However if you are one of the few that listens before I take this down because its shameful buckle up, this is not so much of a recap but more a stream of consciousness recap of all things Bravo TV throughout the years, specifically the housewives songs. I even admit to still jamming to Erika Jayne and the time I tried t
RHOC Reunions Part 1 & 2: I do whatever I want!
Covering both part 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion
Pink Table Talk
What started out so innocent in this episode I will now name the “pink table talk” Witty bitch airs I all in her own version of an airing of the grievances a “festivas for the bitch rest of us”. I love you all so much and hope you appreciate this episode; the good the bad and the ugly. I did not expect to but I accidentally poured my heart out here and some parts did get a little dark. I’m o
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