Two Idiot Girls
Two Idiot Girls is a comedy podcast where two friends chat about random topics, sharing their humorous perspectives on everyday life. Produced by Headgum, the show features lighthearted banter and relatable stories. New episodes are released regularly.
Episodes
S6 E41: When Your Mom Interrogates Everyone at the Halloween Party ???
hellooo CHATTT!! happy halloweeeeen part 2! this week we had y'all send in your most embarrassing halloween stories and wow...that was something! in this episode we talk about how we'd recover if we fell in the pool at a halloween party, what to do when you fall so hard your wiglet falls off, and Drew shares how she recovered her beloved fan at the emmys red carpet!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVE
S6 E40: White People Love Sushi Dates & a Little Black Dress ???
hiiiii lil bb freaks!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!! for our first halloween episode we're dressed as Ser Duncan the Tall & Aeg from "Knight of the Seven Kingdoms"! this week we had a billion zoomies we wanted to share with you! in this episode we talk about Drew's final thoughts on "The Love Hypothesis", why Deison is tired of enemies to lovers storylines, and we both sh
S6 E39: Us When We Knock Out a T-Rex with a Mallet ???
hiiiiii CHAT!!! this week we had 12 billion zoomies to share with y'all! in this episode we recapped our family vacation to Orlando with the Broski family!, our thoughts on the one man vs. 1 chimp argument that's on TikTok right now, and we recapped our final reaction to the movie "The End of Oak Street"!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as pa
S6 E38: Face Shaving Routines & Cutie Life Catchup Q&A !!!
hiiiii freakssss!!! this week we wanted to do a Q&A catchup with you all since we had banked so many episodes in a row last month! in this episode Drew talks about how her dogs were included in her wedding, Deison talks about the newest lesbian fiction book she's currently reading, and Drew addresses the elephant in the room (her eyebrow...)COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on N
S6 E37: Does Drew Think Gojo & Geto Were in Love ???
hiiii CHAT! we've been gone for so long we wanted to catch y'all up with some zoomies! in this episode Drew shares her thoughts now that she's finally caught up on JJK, Deison catches Drew up on SLOMW, and we both share how beautiful and sweet Drew's wedding was!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.co
S6 E36: He Cooked Me Dinner & Slapped My Belly ???
hiiiiiii freakssss!! this week we cackled over more of the most embarrassing things y'all did for your crushes this year! in this episode we talked about what to do when your crush asks you to watch them work out, why you shouldn't choose a college according to where your crush is going, and how we'd react if a man tried to slap our bellies ???COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on No
S6 E35: Hickeys on Your Face at Graduation ???
hiiii CHATTT! this week we had a new topic and asked y'all to send in the most embarrassing things you've done for a crush this year! in this episode we talked about pretending to like WWE for a man :( , what to do when your crush likes EDM music, and Deison shares how she likes football at the moment ! (but also not really)!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as
S6 E34: 1 Ply Toilet Paper & a Marker Poop ???
hiiiii CHATTTT! this week we shared some of Drew's wedding details & giggled over y'all's favorite things to buy! in this episode we talked about Drew's amazing wedding planners, Deison's experience with loose tampons, and what we'd do if a mistress was using our Ninja air fryer!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LIN
S6 E33: When You Get Cucked at Build A Bear ???
hii CHATTTTT! this week we asked y'all to send us your favorite fun and silly things that are worth the money! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent Build a Bear experience, why Deison loves her amc a list membership, and why pets are always worth the money!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://ww
S6 E32: Our Most Serious Episode
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S6 E31: How Drew Would Use Her Domain Expansion ???
hiiiiii freaksss !!!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! Deison recaps how she's the first person in the entire world to finish run 5.5 miles without stopping, Drew shares her final thoughts after finishing "The Pursuit of Jade", and Drew shares what her hand gesture would be when enacting her domain expansion!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026
S6 E30: Why Drew Thinks JJK & Kung Fu Panda are Similar ???
hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we had more zoomies & "gardening" questions to answer for y'all! in this episode we talked about our favorite desserts, how Drew will be venturing into the world of JJK very soon, and we explain (incorrectly I'm sure) the difference between amusement parks vs. theme parks!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy
S6 E29: What Celebrity Gives Us the Ick and More ???
hellooo CHATTT!!! this week we answered more questions y'all asked us after we've "gardened!" in this episode we loosely talk about Drew & Pili's joint bachelor/bachelorette party, why Drew loves to send Olivia Rodrigo songs to the people she loves, and how Drew takes her contacts out with long nails!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Come
S6 E28: How We'd Detect Our Evil Clones ???
hiiiii freaks! this week we had plenty of zoomies again & also answered some of y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about Drew's new favorite show "The Pursuit of Jade", why Deison wants to live in "Animal Crossing", and how we'd be able to detect if our evil clone was there or not!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as
S6 E27: Smiley Miley and Swallowing Hot Stones in Love Island
hiiii CHATTT!!! this week we had plenty of zoomies to share - once again! in this episode we talked about how Drew would respond at a recoupling if a man just said "i love that she always puts me above herself" WAT, Deison shares her review of "Minions and Monsters", and how it feels when "we're just being Miley" !COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of th
S6 E26: How to Spot an Incel in the Love Island Villa ???
helloooo little tiny freaksss!! this week we had SO much to catch up with y'all on! in this episode Deison talks about her fun cutie trip to Seattle, we talk about all the victimization we've seen the red pilled men in Love Island have been OOZING, and Drew recaps her unreal experience with finishing her first KDrama "The Perfect Crown" !COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November
S6 E25: Y'all Are Sucking Toes in the Love Island Villa ???
hellooooo freaks!! this week we had some housekeeping and zoomies to share with y'all. in this episode we talked about some personal updates, Drew's experience watching Casa Amore, and Deison recaps the princess challenge from Love Island S8 for Drew!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/147
S6 E24: Why Can't I Wear My Pajama Shirt on Love Island ???
helloooo freaks!! this week we giggled and shared some zoomies! in this episode we talk about team gale vs. team peeta, the white bed challenge in s8 of Love Island, and how Drew would make her entrance as a bombshell!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-
S6 E23: Why We Think Love Island is like Settlers of Catan ???
hellooooo freaks! this week we shared many of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about Drew's new glasses alertttt, Deison's thoughts on the first 5 episodes of Love Island Season 8 so far, and why we would never want to be on a show like Love Island LOLCOME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/ev
S6 E22: Drew's Thoughts on BTS & Songs About Hockey???
hiiii freaks!!! this week we shared some more of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about why every female main character's fancy outfit is silver??, Deison's final thoughts on "Off Campus", and how our first experience at hot pot was a mess but also so much fun!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN
S6 E21: Goomba Haircuts & How We'd Get Back at Edward Cullen
helloooo bb freaks!!! this week we shared some more zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the new documentary "The Crash", our unbelievable experience at the Seattle Tacoma airport, and Drew's influence on spreading the gospel that is "Paradise"!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OU
S6 E20: Pajama Shirts and Dueling Pianos ???
hiiii lil freaksss!! this week we have an unbelievable amount of zoomies for y'all! in this episode we talk about Drew's infamous pajama shirt making it's way to her new house, how we'd react if a giant man was dancing on us while we were dressed like JLo for halloween, and Deison recaps episodes 1-4 of "Off Campus" for Drew (we talk about this for majority of the episode LOL)hiiii CHATTTT!!! this
S6 E19: Smash or Pass: Doctor Strange's Cape???
hiiii CHATTTT!!! this week we asked y'all to send us your top 2 "hear me outs" so we could would you rather them! in this episode we talked about blood bending during smut scenes???, how Drew would evade being inducted into a cult, and how Deison is the least mysterious person who ever lived!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zo
S6 E18: Y'all Are Eating Avatar Butt in This Economy ???
hiiiii CHATTT!!! this week we giggled over more of y'all's Pocket O' Peaces! in this episode we talked about Deison's potential music career, what to do when your managers at work are dating and also fight every day???, and another one of our current favorite Donnie stories!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled conten
S6 E17: Logan Lerman If You Can Hear Us Please Save Us ???
hiiiiii FREAKSSSSSS!! this week we shared some of our zoomies! in this episode we recapped our Coachella weekend 2 experience, COMPUTAH show us Dr. Abbott's juicy jugs pls, and Drew's thoughts on the new Avatar: the Last Airbender movie that's coming out soon!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEM
S6 E16: How to Ragebait a Man About His 40 Yard Dash Time ???
hellooooo CHATTT !!! this week we asked y'all to share with us your current pocket o' peace and thorns! in this episode we talked about why we have no interest in being sent to space or exploring the deep sea, fanfictions we've previously loved!, and Drew's new video game she's loving right now!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly
S6 E15: Why Drew Feels Spiritually Connected to the Dragon in Shrek ???
helloooo freaks!!! this week we shared more zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Coachella weekend 1, our brother's musical debut!!!, and how Drew's current saved fan edits that are helping her write her new book!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.co
S6 E14: We're Hosting a Bush Summer Lookalike Contest ???
hiiiii freaks! this week we're done moving and wanted to giggle and ki with y'all! in this episode we talked about what it's like to have Drew as a sister when you're going through a breakup, why we think women are so attracted to JFK Jr. in that new show, and how much fun we've been having moving into our new places!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT
S6 E13: Sunday Reset With Us as Mean Doctors on The Pitt ???
helloooo freaks!!! this week we shared our zoomies - we're so happy to see/hear that so many of you enjoy these types of episodes too! in this episode we talked about the 20th Anniversary of Hannah Montana, how we'd emote as mommy vloggers, and the most recent bat signal that was wrongfully summoning Drew!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extr
S6 E12: Who Will Be the Simba to my Nala???
hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! in this episode we talk about how Drew would turn into the Joker on "Love Island", how Deison would strategize on "Survivor", and Drew shares her thoughts on "Into the Manosphere" !DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!
S6 E11: When Your Boyfriend Says You Have Corn Chip Toes ???
helloooo freaksss!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and ask y'all "What is the worst thing they did to you and you stayed?" in this episode we talked about what to do when your boyfriend tells everyone you're his uber driver, why a man would poop on a puppy pad ???, and how to teach your man how to grocery shop when he's 25 years old!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU
S6 E10: Rose: Eating Foliage Thorn: Meteor Causing Extinction
hiiiiii CHATTTTT!!! this week we shared more of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on whether or not Ballet and Opera are dead LMAO, how we enjoyed our time in Florida, and we accidentally created a new bit throughout the last 10 mins LOLLLLLDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN O
S6 E9: Ice Dancing with Messy Buns & Handling It ???
hellooo CHATTTTTT! this week (DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!) we shared more zoomies & updates! in this episode we talked about Drew's fun time at The Actor Awards, Deison's thoughts on the love story in "Finding Her Edge", and Drew's new tv show obsession!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP
S6 E8: Hitting a Lat Spread While I'm Bleeding Out of my Butt ???
hiiiii CHATTTT!!!!! we hadn't gabbed with y'all (or really each other tbh lol) in so long! so this week we did a full episode of zoomies! in this one we talk about Drew's trip to the movies, why we need Dr. Abbott on the pod!!!, and Drew's new favorite Studio Ghibli movies!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content
S6 E7: LIVE FROM PASADENA IT'S TWO IDIOT GIRLS !!!
HIIIIII CHAT!!!! this week we wanted to share with y'all the live recording of one of our Pasadena shows! in this episode we talk about go piss boys, what to do when your boyfriend sends you a video of another girl's body, and how we'd react if a man farted in our faces (NOT GOOD) !!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-fill
S6 E6: Should We Care About the Male Loneliness Epidemic???
hellooo CHATTTT!!!! this week we had Drew explain more tv shows/movies (she hasn't seen, obviously!) to Deison and this one was....A LOT lol in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent comment section debacles, which is Deison's favorite movie in the Fast & The Furious franchise, and what Drew thinks happens in the show "Outlander" !DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN
S6 E5: Why We're Sick of Seeing Straight Man Butt
hi lil bb freaksss!! this week we brought back one of our favorite prompts: let's have Drew describe movies and tv shows she's never seen to Deison! in this episode we talked about old man butt, what Drew thinks happens in "but I'm a cheerleader," and who Deison thinks should be the next Dr. Who!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. A
S6 E4: No Cuz Why is Drew's Voice so Deep???
hiiii CHATTT!! pls enjoy a zoomies filled episode - we are SO excited for our live shows this week! in this episode we talked about Drew's skincare journey, our thoughts on Season 2 of "The Pitt", and the one time Drew embraced a unfunny joke!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!!This is a Headgum pod
S6 E3: Why Drew Would Pick Conrad Fisher Over Glen Powell ???
hiiiii bb freaksss!!! this week we continued our Q&A! in this episode we talked about what we're obsessed with on our FYP currently, our celeb predictions for 2026, and our favorite steps of our makeup!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter,
S6 E2: A Heated Rivalry In Between Drew's Buttcrack???
hiiii freaks!!! this week we continued our q&a with y'all! in this episode we talked about the TikTok Drew never posted out of pure embarrassment, why Deison would be too scared of fighting a minion, and what Drew thinks happens in most movies!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!!This is a Headgum&nbs
S6 E1: Splitting the G and Spice Boxes Around Dublin
omg HAPPY NEW YEAR CHAT!! we hope y'all had an amazing holiday season! we thought we'd start off Season 6 (girl WTF) with a q&a since there's so many new freaks on here! in this episode we recap our magical hilarious trip to Ireland, our new hobbies for 2026, and what we are excited for in 2026!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT ww
S5 E51: Our Favorite Idiot Girl Moments of 2025!!!
hi freaks! we have had SO much fun with y'all this year! thank you for tuning in every week, sharing your hilarious stories, and giggling with us for another amazing year! we love and appreciate all of you so so SO much! thank you for loving us! enjoy a highlight reel of some of our favorite moments of 2025!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICK
S5 E50: Why Was 2025 The Year of Pooping Your Pants???
hiiiii CHATTTT!! this week we asked y'all to send in our annual "Most Embarrassing Moments of 2025!" in this episode we talked about the time Drew tried to make her own chonies, what to do when your bf breaks up with you when you're dressed like Tobias Funke, and why it's so important to be picky AF!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT w
S5 E49: We Stayed at a Cursed House for Deison's Birthday???
hiiii freaksss!!! this week we did a full episode of zoomies! in this episode we talked about Deison's 32nd Birthday Adventures, Drew's time at Seth McFarlane's Holiday party, and how grown men act when they see their favorite athletes at BARRICADE!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!!This is a Headgum&nb
S5 E48: Is Drew Beefing with Popeyes & Mardi Gras Mustard???
helloooo cutie bb freaksss!!! this week we answered more questions y'all sent us on instagram! in this episode Drew talked about the time a man drove her to her dorm in his mom's car, why Deison loves to chew gum (always) but most especially when she's out drinking, and why neither of us want to go to Raising Canes!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET Y
S5 E47: Madame Morrible or Glen Powell Stinky Almond Nail???
hiiiiiii CHATTTT!!! this week we did a good ole fashioned q&a! in this episode we talk about what part of the movie "Sleepover" would send 8th grade Deison into a psychosis, Drew's intense dedication to her new favorite video game, and how we would recast the perfect version of "Twilight"!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew
S5 E46: Frat Flicking Our Way to Romantasy Smut ???
hi CHATTTTTTT!!! this week we giggled over more of y'all's funny work stories/coworker drama! in this episode we discuss the genesis of "booger walls" at work ???, the primal nature to feel the need to date your coworkers, and all of our thoughts on Wicked: For Good!!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This
S5 E45: Hunting for Full Bush in this Economy ???
hiiii CHATTT! this week we continued to giggle and gasp over y’all’s funny coworker drama/work stories! in this episode we talk about why the Creature is so dripped out in the new “Frankenstein”, how we’d react if our wingstop order tasted like fart spray, and drew’s longstanding beef with pixie sticks!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS A
S5 E44: When Your Coworker Poops in the Community Pee Bucket ???
hiiiiii CHATTT!!! this week one of our lovely patreoners suggested we have y'all send in coworker drama/funny work stories! in this episode we talk about Deison's variant's evil villain origin story, what to do when your boss dumps you in front of your coworkers, and how to leave your office job when you accidentally poop in your panties at your desk ????This is a Headgum podcast. Follow
S5 E43: What To Do When Your Boyfriend Has a Tail ???
hi bb freaks! this week we did a good ole fashioned Q&A! in this episode Drew shared her dream partner for Deison???, we described the deeply concerning personalities of our pets, and Drew asks for the tea on "The Cruel Prince"!!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm.DREW'
S5 Ep42: Stinky Butt or Shared Shower Loofah ???
hi freaks!!! this is the conclusion to our spooky season x gardening questions series! in this episode we talked about how Drew would never let Deison join a cult, our thoughts on telling your significant other that they stink, and in a Freak Friday situation: would we rather switch bodies with Brittany or Caleb!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, a
S5 Ep41: GBBO Let Us Judge Pastry Week Next Year !!!
hiiiii lil bb freakssss!! we're continuing spooky season and answering questions y'all sent us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talk about how we organize our bookshelves LMAO, our favorite things to do while gardening, and FMK: Bill Skarsgard, Tom Hiddleston, and Nicholas Galitzine??? WATThis is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok
S5 Ep40: A Whole Jar of Mayonnaise Tastes Like What ???
hi sick lil freaksss!!! we continued spooky season by answering y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about Drew's apology to thee Superman, our experience seeing the beautiful amazing talented Chappell Roan perform!!, and we discussed whether or not we like pumpkin pie - VERY important!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter,
S5 Ep39: Drew's Arch Nemesis Shares a Bday With Her Fiancé???
hi freaksss!! HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! we'll be in costume for every episode in October! our first one to kick off is us dressed as our faves: Conrad and Jeremiah Fisher LMAO this week we answered y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about what colors we think the days of the week are, our favorite moment when Bella cucked Edward, and our thoughts on when it's oka
S5 Ep38: The Time Drew Got Cucked at the Movie Theater ???
hiiiii CHATTTTT!!! this week we continued to decide the fates of y'all's Petty Court disputes! in this episode we decided whether ice cream cake is cake or not, what to do when you roommate's boyfriend likes to do his laundry for free at your house, and our predictions for "the summer i turned pretty movie"!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and&nb
S5 Ep37: Our First Ever Petty Court is in Session!!!
hiiiii freaksssss!!! one of our lovely patreoners suggested we have y'all send in your petty disputes - IDIOT GIRL COURT IS IN SESSION! in this episode we break down the finale of "the summer i turned pretty", when you live in a house full of drivers - how do you decide whose car gets to be in the garage???, and what we would do if our boyfriend kept using clean towels for every shower (don't worr
S5 Ep36: How Deison Would Win The Hunger Games with a Crush ???
hiii CHATTTTT! this week we talked more about y'all's hot takes on tv shows and movies! in this episode we talked about Drew's dalliance with the Poop Man, what we've been loving on tv lately, and how Deison relates to Namake in "Chief of War"!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumba
S5 Ep35: Why Jacob Never Stood a Chance Against Edward ???
hellooo CHATTTTT !!! this week we continued to giggle and argue over y'all's hot takes on tv shows and movies! in this episode we talked about Parks & Rec vs. The Office, why was Belly dressed like that this week????, and whether or not Phil Dunphy was a good dad/husband !?This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Tw
S5 Ep34: Interstellar is Overrated???
hi freaks!!! due to the nature of our FYPs & overall feeds, we asked y'all to send in your hot takes on movies and tv shows! in this episode we talked about Rory being a brat on "Gilmore Girls", why we don't know that "The Notebook" is really all that romantic, and we talk about boundaries with the internet!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, an
S5 Ep33: Should I Leave my BF Who Subscribed to my Friend's OF???
hi freaks!! this week we answered more of y'all's advice questions! in this episode we talked about decentering dating, the absolute sh*t show on TSITP, andddd drew getting cucked by the lady who did her pedicure! WE LOVE WOMEN IN SALES!!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm.
S5 Ep32: Drew is Finally Confronting Bonrad Stans ???
hi CHATTT!!! this week as promised, we answered more of y'all's advice questions! in this episode we talked about the 20 minute onscreen kiss at the end of "Superman", our thoughts on situationships and dating!!!, and our current favorite tv shows!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gu
S5 Ep31: Full Bush & Balconette One Piece Summer ???
hi CHATTT!!!! this week we asked y'all to send in things you would love some advice from us on! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on full bush summer, why we disliked Conrad so much in this week's TSITP episode (s3:e5!!), and our thoughts on overcoming avoidant attachment style! we'll continue our advice series next week!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitt
S5 Ep30: How Drew Survived Her 21st Birthday???
hi freaks!! this week we decided to do a good ole fashioned Q and A!!! in this episode we talk about why Jeremiah's dad hates him so much, our favorite things about each other (that we also secretly dislike LMAO), and what our current thoughts are on the new season of "The Summer I Turned Pretty" OBVIOUSLY!!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and&n
S5 Ep29: The Summer I Turned into a KPop Demon Hunter ???
hi CHATTTT!!!!! this week we didn't put out a prompt so instead we shared all of our thoughts (per usual LMAO) in this episode we talked about how much we loved season 4 of "The Bear", why we're Team Laurel for the new season of "The Summer I Turned Pretty", and how many microphones to the head Drew would give each of the main characters from "TSITP"This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Head
S5 Ep28: The Summer I Turned Into a Cuck ???
hi CHATTTT!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "things that feel embarrassing that aren't embarrassing" !! in this episode we discuss why it's never embarrassing to bring up your peanut allergy (attention DUH!), that awful feeling of needing to scoot out of a booth when you're feeling sweaty, and our much awaited thoughts on the newest season of "the summer i turned pretty"!!!WE'RE SO
S5 Ep27: Why is Walking Back After Bowling so Embarrassing???
hi sick lil bb freaksssss!!! this week we wanted y'all to send in things that feel embarrassing that shouldn't be embarrassing! in this episode we talked about Donnie's 21st Birthday trip to Disney World, Drew's intense megalophobia at work, and why it feels so humiliating to walk back to your car after you get a pedicure!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO G
S5 Ep26: Balding Men Clinging to Their Last 3 Hairs???
hi freaks!! we returned to giggling over y'all's Recession Indicators! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent DNF, Deison's thoughts on the Queer Ultimatum Reunion, and our thoughts on the "Princess Treatment" trend???DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEM
S5 Ep25: Why Can't I Bring My Pillow to the Love Island Villa???
hi CHATTTT!!!! this week we recapped "The Queer Ultimatum" and some more of our thoughts on "Love Island USA" LOLLLL we'll go back to the recession indicator topic next week! in this episode we talked about "private time" playlists??, the funniest parts of our Patreon episode, and how we'd bring our penjamins into the villa! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! G
S5 Ep24: How Drew Would Dominate the Love Island Villa???
hi CHATTTT!!! this week we pulled inspo from TikTok and asked y'all to send in your silly funny recession indicators! in this episode we talked about our favorite bits at the moment, our thoughts on the current season of Love Island USA, and why Lady Gaga returning to her roots is an indicator to us that everything is going to be okay!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE
S5 Ep23: How We'll Solve the Male Loneliness Epidemic???
hi freaksss!! this week we concluded our series on "Propaganda You're NOT Falling For!" in this episode we talked about our New York adventures, what movie made Deison cry so hard she had to go lie down in her room, and Drew's thoughts on hey dudes???DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled
S5 Ep22: Why Do Men Love Rock Climbing So Much???
hi freaksss!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "Propaganda You're Not Falling For"! in this episode we talked about bald people, our thoughts on Eve in the Garden of Eden, and why dates taste bad and need to be DEPLATFORMED!!!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOI
S5 Ep21: No Cuz WTF Are Seed Oils and Raw Milk For???
hi CHATTTTTT! this week we're following the TikTok trend of "Propaganda I'm Not Falling For!" in this episode we talked about Deison's final thoughts on the newest season of SLOMW, Drew's true feelings about Benson Boone???, and how we think about young people meeting each other at the gym?!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR
S5 Ep20: When Your Date's Feet Stink Up the Car???
hi CHATTT!!! this week we concluded our Funniest Dating Horror Stories series! in this episode we talked about Drew's new nail journey, what to do when your date wants you to know how to cook but also pay for your guys' drinks???, and one of Deison's biggest icks!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!For extra fun silly z
S5 Ep19: No Because What TF Does the Pope Even Do???
hi bb freaksss!!! this week we're back from vacaciones and decided to yap about our favorite things LOL in this episode Deison details the newest season of "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives", Drew continues to spread the gospel about her current favorite book "A Fate Inked in Blood", and we dive into the Pope's job?? (or what we think he does?? girl IDK)DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHE
S5 Ep18: When Your Date Ditches You at a Baseball Game for His BFF???
hi CHATTTT!! we filmed this whilst on vacaciones and continued to cackle over y'all's funny dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about the current books we're reading, what to do when your date's studio apartment is full of cockroaches, and why we believe men started dapping each other up as a greeting!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!
S5 Ep17: When Your Date Keeps Leaving to Freshen Up???
hi CHATTTT!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and have y'all send in your funniest dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about what the heck is british butt???, what to do when your date eats your food, and how we'd react if our date kept leaving to go wash his body with just water....like multiple times...???DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BO
S5 Ep16: Us as Doctors on The Pitt & Other Current Obsessions
hiiiii CHATTTTT!! we filmed yet another zoomies filled episode LOL in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the upcoming season of our fave "The Summer I Turned Pretty", our transformative experience watching "Sinners", and how we'd act as doctors on "The Pitt"! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!For extra fun
S5 Ep15: Surviving Coachella & Other Life Updates!
hi CHATTTTT!! this week we filmed an entire episode of just zoomies LMAO if ya'll enjoy this episode format pls let us know! in this episode we recapped our time at Coachella Weekend 1, our current favorite tv shows, and bits we've been obsessed with LOLDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!For extra fun silly zoomie-fill
S5 Ep14: How We Think We'd Thrive in the Hunger Games???
hi lil freakssss! this week we finished up our Gardening series! in this episode we talked about our favorite perfume scents, what music video we wish we could dance in, and our thoughts on "flower" with silly names! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! V
S5 Ep13: Gardening & Answering Y'all's Random Questions!!!
hi freakssss! this week we had y'all send us questions for us to answer after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talk about Drew's current thoughts on the book she's reading, how Deison almost died at her massage, and our thoughts on the best activities to partake in once you've "gardened"! this was a really cute sweet one!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! G
