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S6 E23: Why We Think Love Island is like Settlers of Catan ??? Jun 9, 2026 00:59:13 hellooooo freaks! this week we shared many of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about Drew's new glasses alertttt, Deison's thoughts on the first 5 episodes of Love Island Season 8 so far, and why we would never want to be on a show like Love Island LOLCOME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.a

S6 E22: Drew's Thoughts on BTS & Songs About Hockey??? Jun 2, 2026 00:55:15 hiiii freaks!!! this week we shared some more of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about why every female main character's fancy outfit is silver??, Deison's final thoughts on "Off Campus", and how our first experience at hot pot was a mess but also so much fun!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled conte

S6 E21: Goomba Haircuts & How We'd Get Back at Edward Cullen May 26, 2026 01:15:17 helloooo bb freaks!!! this week we shared some more zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the new documentary "The Crash", our unbelievable experience at the Seattle Tacoma airport, and Drew's influence on spreading the gospel that is "Paradise"!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content

S6 E20: Pajama Shirts and Dueling Pianos ??? May 19, 2026 01:13:24 hiiii lil freaksss!! this week we have an unbelievable amount of zoomies for y'all! in this episode we talk about Drew's infamous pajama shirt making it's way to her new house, how we'd react if a giant man was dancing on us while we were dressed like JLo for halloween, and Deison recaps episodes 1-4 of "Off Campus" for Drew (we talk about this for majority of the episode LOL)hiiii CHATTT

S6 E19: Smash or Pass: Doctor Strange's Cape??? May 12, 2026 01:06:28 hiiii CHATTTT!!! this week we asked y'all to send us your top 2 "hear me outs" so we could would you rather them! in this episode we talked about blood bending during smut scenes???, how Drew would evade being inducted into a cult, and how Deison is the least mysterious person who ever lived!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun

S6 E18: Y'all Are Eating Avatar Butt in This Economy ??? May 5, 2026 00:43:22 hiiiii CHATTT!!! this week we giggled over more of y'all's Pocket O' Peaces! in this episode we talked about Deison's potential music career, what to do when your managers at work are dating and also fight every day???, and another one of our current favorite Donnie stories!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-fill

S6 E17: Logan Lerman If You Can Hear Us Please Save Us ??? Apr 28, 2026 00:51:25 hiiiiii FREAKSSSSSS!! this week we shared some of our zoomies! in this episode we recapped our Coachella weekend 2 experience, COMPUTAH show us Dr. Abbott's juicy jugs pls, and Drew's thoughts on the new Avatar: the Last Airbender movie that's coming out soon!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOI

S6 E16: How to Ragebait a Man About His 40 Yard Dash Time ??? Apr 21, 2026 00:52:35 hellooooo CHATTT !!! this week we asked y'all to share with us your current pocket o' peace and thorns! in this episode we talked about why we have no interest in being sent to space or exploring the deep sea, fanfictions we've previously loved!, and Drew's new video game she's loving right now!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra

S6 E15: Why Drew Feels Spiritually Connected to the Dragon in Shrek ??? Apr 14, 2026 00:48:38 helloooo freaks!!! this week we shared more zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Coachella weekend 1, our brother's musical debut!!!, and how Drew's current saved fan edits that are helping her write her new book!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit p

S6 E14: We're Hosting a Bush Summer Lookalike Contest ??? Apr 7, 2026 00:58:49 hiiiii freaks! this week we're done moving and wanted to giggle and ki with y'all! in this episode we talked about what it's like to have Drew as a sister when you're going through a breakup, why we think women are so attracted to JFK Jr. in that new show, and how much fun we've been having moving into our new places!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!!

S6 E13: Sunday Reset With Us as Mean Doctors on The Pitt ??? Mar 31, 2026 00:44:06 helloooo freaks!!! this week we shared our zoomies - we're so happy to see/hear that so many of you enjoy these types of episodes too! in this episode we talked about the 20th Anniversary of Hannah Montana, how we'd emote as mommy vloggers, and the most recent bat signal that was wrongfully summoning Drew!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!

S6 E12: Who Will Be the Simba to my Nala??? Mar 24, 2026 00:58:39 hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! in this episode we talk about how Drew would turn into the Joker on "Love Island", how Deison would strategize on "Survivor", and Drew shares her thoughts on "Into the Manosphere" !DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEM

S6 E11: When Your Boyfriend Says You Have Corn Chip Toes ??? Mar 17, 2026 00:59:18 helloooo freaksss!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and ask y'all "What is the worst thing they did to you and you stayed?" in this episode we talked about what to do when your boyfriend tells everyone you're his uber driver, why a man would poop on a puppy pad ???, and how to teach your man how to grocery shop when he's 25 years old!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYW

S6 E10: Rose: Eating Foliage Thorn: Meteor Causing Extinction Mar 10, 2026 00:54:53 hiiiiii CHATTTTT!!! this week we shared more of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on whether or not Ballet and Opera are dead LMAO, how we enjoyed our time in Florida, and we accidentally created a new bit throughout the last 10 mins LOLLLLLDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled conten

S6 E9: Ice Dancing with Messy Buns & Handling It ??? Mar 3, 2026 00:52:46 hellooo CHATTTTTT! this week (DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!) we shared more zoomies & updates! in this episode we talked about Drew's fun time at The Actor Awards, Deison's thoughts on the love story in "Finding Her Edge", and Drew's new tv show obsession!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR M

S6 E8: Hitting a Lat Spread While I'm Bleeding Out of my Butt ??? Feb 24, 2026 00:57:48 hiiiii CHATTTT!!!!! we hadn't gabbed with y'all (or really each other tbh lol) in so long! so this week we did a full episode of zoomies! in this one we talk about Drew's trip to the movies, why we need Dr. Abbott on the pod!!!, and Drew's new favorite Studio Ghibli movies!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-fille

S6 E7: LIVE FROM PASADENA IT'S TWO IDIOT GIRLS !!! Feb 17, 2026 00:48:51 HIIIIII CHAT!!!! this week we wanted to share with y'all the live recording of one of our Pasadena shows! in this episode we talk about go piss boys, what to do when your boyfriend sends you a video of another girl's body, and how we'd react if a man farted in our faces (NOT GOOD) !!DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zo

S6 E6: Should We Care About the Male Loneliness Epidemic??? Feb 10, 2026 00:56:17 hellooo CHATTTT!!!! this week we had Drew explain more tv shows/movies (she hasn't seen, obviously!) to Deison and this one was....A LOT lol in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent comment section debacles, which is Deison's favorite movie in the Fast & The Furious franchise, and what Drew thinks happens in the show "Outlander" !DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHER

S6 E5: Why We're Sick of Seeing Straight Man Butt Feb 3, 2026 01:24:18 hi lil bb freaksss!! this week we brought back one of our favorite prompts: let's have Drew describe movies and tv shows she's never seen to Deison! in this episode we talked about old man butt, what Drew thinks happens in "but I'm a cheerleader," and who Deison thinks should be the next Dr. Who!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and 

S6 E4: No Cuz Why is Drew's Voice so Deep??? Jan 27, 2026 00:49:18 hiiii CHATTT!! pls enjoy a zoomies filled episode - we are SO excited for our live shows this week! in this episode we talked about Drew's skincare journey, our thoughts on Season 2 of "The Pitt", and the one time Drew embraced a unfunny joke!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!!This is a Headgum

S6 E3: Why Drew Would Pick Conrad Fisher Over Glen Powell ??? Jan 20, 2026 01:05:50 hiiiii bb freaksss!!! this week we continued our Q&A! in this episode we talked about what we're obsessed with on our FYP currently, our celeb predictions for 2026, and our favorite steps of our makeup!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on&nbsp

S6 E2: A Heated Rivalry In Between Drew's Buttcrack??? Jan 13, 2026 01:10:22 hiiii freaks!!! this week we continued our q&a with y'all! in this episode we talked about the TikTok Drew never posted out of pure embarrassment, why Deison would be too scared of fighting a minion, and what Drew thinks happens in most movies!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!!This is a He

S6 E1: Splitting the G and Spice Boxes Around Dublin Jan 6, 2026 01:03:36 omg HAPPY NEW YEAR CHAT!! we hope y'all had an amazing holiday season! we thought we'd start off Season 6 (girl WTF) with a q&a since there's so many new freaks on here! in this episode we recap our magical hilarious trip to Ireland, our new hobbies for 2026, and what we are excited for in 2026!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICK

S5 E51: Our Favorite Idiot Girl Moments of 2025!!! Dec 30, 2025 00:27:32 hi freaks! we have had SO much fun with y'all this year! thank you for tuning in every week, sharing your hilarious stories, and giggling with us for another amazing year! we love and appreciate all of you so so SO much! thank you for loving us! enjoy a highlight reel of some of our favorite moments of 2025!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET

S5 E50: Why Was 2025 The Year of Pooping Your Pants??? Dec 23, 2025 01:00:08 hiiiii CHATTTT!! this week we asked y'all to send in our annual "Most Embarrassing Moments of 2025!" in this episode we talked about the time Drew tried to make her own chonies, what to do when your bf breaks up with you when you're dressed like Tobias Funke, and why it's so important to be picky AF!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TIC

S5 E49: We Stayed at a Cursed House for Deison's Birthday??? Dec 16, 2025 01:07:01 hiiii freaksss!!! this week we did a full episode of zoomies! in this episode we talked about Deison's 32nd Birthday Adventures, Drew's time at Seth McFarlane's Holiday party, and how grown men act when they see their favorite athletes at BARRICADE!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!!This is a H

S5 E48: Is Drew Beefing with Popeyes & Mardi Gras Mustard??? Dec 9, 2025 01:10:57 helloooo cutie bb freaksss!!! this week we answered more questions y'all sent us on instagram! in this episode Drew talked about the time a man drove her to her dorm in his mom's car, why Deison loves to chew gum (always) but most especially when she's out drinking, and why neither of us want to go to Raising Canes!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/2

S5 E47: Madame Morrible or Glen Powell Stinky Almond Nail??? Dec 2, 2025 01:14:09 hiiiiiii CHATTTT!!! this week we did a good ole fashioned q&a! in this episode we talk about what part of the movie "Sleepover" would send 8th grade Deison into a psychosis, Drew's intense dedication to her new favorite video game, and how we would recast the perfect version of "Twilight"!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT

S5 E46: Frat Flicking Our Way to Romantasy Smut ??? Nov 25, 2025 00:55:34 hi CHATTTTTTT!!! this week we giggled over more of y'all's funny work stories/coworker drama! in this episode we discuss the genesis of "booger walls" at work ???, the primal nature to feel the need to date your coworkers, and all of our thoughts on Wicked: For Good!!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour

S5 E45: Hunting for Full Bush in this Economy ??? Nov 18, 2025 01:15:34 hiiii CHATTT! this week we continued to giggle and gasp over y’all’s funny coworker drama/work stories! in this episode we talk about why the Creature is so dripped out in the new “Frankenstein”, how we’d react if our wingstop order tasted like fart spray, and drew’s longstanding beef with pixie sticks!WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!!GET YOUR

S5 E44: When Your Coworker Poops in the Community Pee Bucket ??? Nov 11, 2025 00:49:16 hiiiiii CHATTT!!! this week one of our lovely patreoners suggested we have y'all send in coworker drama/funny work stories! in this episode we talk about Deison's variant's evil villain origin story, what to do when your boss dumps you in front of your coworkers, and how to leave your office job when you accidentally poop in your panties at your desk ????This is a Headgum podcas

S5 E43: What To Do When Your Boyfriend Has a Tail ??? Nov 4, 2025 01:03:07 hi bb freaks! this week we did a good ole fashioned Q&A! in this episode Drew shared her dream partner for Deison???, we described the deeply concerning personalities of our pets, and Drew asks for the tea on "The Cruel Prince"!!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball

S5 Ep42: Stinky Butt or Shared Shower Loofah ??? Oct 28, 2025 00:56:28 hi freaks!!! this is the conclusion to our spooky season x gardening questions series! in this episode we talked about how Drew would never let Deison join a cult, our thoughts on telling your significant other that they stink, and in a Freak Friday situation: would we rather switch bodies with Brittany or Caleb!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Ins

S5 Ep41: GBBO Let Us Judge Pastry Week Next Year !!! Oct 21, 2025 01:02:40 hiiiii lil bb freakssss!! we're continuing spooky season and answering questions y'all sent us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talk about how we organize our bookshelves LMAO, our favorite things to do while gardening, and FMK: Bill Skarsgard, Tom Hiddleston, and Nicholas Galitzine??? WATThis is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and&nb

S5 Ep40: A Whole Jar of Mayonnaise Tastes Like What ??? Oct 14, 2025 00:46:29 hi sick lil freaksss!!! we continued spooky season by answering y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about Drew's apology to thee Superman, our experience seeing the beautiful amazing talented Chappell Roan perform!!, and we discussed whether or not we like pumpkin pie - VERY important!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitt

S5 Ep39: Drew's Arch Nemesis Shares a Bday With Her Fiancé??? Oct 7, 2025 00:47:59 hi freaksss!! HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! we'll be in costume for every episode in October! our first one to kick off is us dressed as our faves: Conrad and Jeremiah Fisher LMAO this week we answered y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about what colors we think the days of the week are, our favorite moment when Bella cucked Edward, and our thoughts on when

S5 Ep38: The Time Drew Got Cucked at the Movie Theater ??? Sep 30, 2025 00:56:59 hiiiii CHATTTTT!!! this week we continued to decide the fates of y'all's Petty Court disputes! in this episode we decided whether ice cream cake is cake or not, what to do when you roommate's boyfriend likes to do his laundry for free at your house, and our predictions for "the summer i turned pretty movie"!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagra

S5 Ep37: Our First Ever Petty Court is in Session!!! Sep 23, 2025 01:07:44 hiiiii freaksssss!!! one of our lovely patreoners suggested we have y'all send in your petty disputes - IDIOT GIRL COURT IS IN SESSION! in this episode we break down the finale of "the summer i turned pretty", when you live in a house full of drivers - how do you decide whose car gets to be in the garage???, and what we would do if our boyfriend kept using clean towels for every shower (d

S5 Ep36: How Deison Would Win The Hunger Games with a Crush ??? Sep 16, 2025 01:08:35 hiii CHATTTTT! this week we talked more about y'all's hot takes on tv shows and movies! in this episode we talked about Drew's dalliance with the Poop Man, what we've been loving on tv lately, and how Deison relates to Namake in "Chief of War"!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via&n

S5 Ep35: Why Jacob Never Stood a Chance Against Edward ??? Sep 9, 2025 01:14:57 hellooo CHATTTTT !!! this week we continued to giggle and argue over y'all's hot takes on tv shows and movies! in this episode we talked about Parks & Rec vs. The Office, why was Belly dressed like that this week????, and whether or not Phil Dunphy was a good dad/husband !?This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise o

S5 Ep34: Interstellar is Overrated??? Sep 2, 2025 01:13:16 hi freaks!!! due to the nature of our FYPs & overall feeds, we asked y'all to send in your hot takes on movies and tv shows! in this episode we talked about Rory being a brat on "Gilmore Girls", why we don't know that "The Notebook" is really all that romantic, and we talk about boundaries with the internet!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Inst

S5 Ep33: Should I Leave my BF Who Subscribed to my Friend's OF??? Aug 26, 2025 01:14:10 hi freaks!! this week we answered more of y'all's advice questions! in this episode we talked about decentering dating, the absolute sh*t show on TSITP, andddd drew getting cucked by the lady who did her pedicure! WE LOVE WOMEN IN SALES!!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gu

S5 Ep32: Drew is Finally Confronting Bonrad Stans ??? Aug 19, 2025 01:28:00 hi CHATTT!!! this week as promised, we answered more of y'all's advice questions! in this episode we talked about the 20 minute onscreen kiss at the end of "Superman", our thoughts on situationships and dating!!!, and our current favorite tv shows!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls vi

S5 Ep31: Full Bush & Balconette One Piece Summer ??? Aug 12, 2025 00:59:47 hi CHATTT!!!! this week we asked y'all to send in things you would love some advice from us on! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on full bush summer, why we disliked Conrad so much in this week's TSITP episode (s3:e5!!), and our thoughts on overcoming avoidant attachment style! we'll continue our advice series next week!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on&n

S5 Ep30: How Drew Survived Her 21st Birthday??? Aug 5, 2025 01:06:08 hi freaks!! this week we decided to do a good ole fashioned Q and A!!! in this episode we talk about why Jeremiah's dad hates him so much, our favorite things about each other (that we also secretly dislike LMAO), and what our current thoughts are on the new season of "The Summer I Turned Pretty" OBVIOUSLY!!!This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagr

S5 Ep29: The Summer I Turned into a KPop Demon Hunter ??? Jul 29, 2025 00:54:12 hi CHATTTT!!!!! this week we didn't put out a prompt so instead we shared all of our thoughts (per usual LMAO) in this episode we talked about how much we loved season 4 of "The Bear", why we're Team Laurel for the new season of "The Summer I Turned Pretty", and how many microphones to the head Drew would give each of the main characters from "TSITP"This is a Headgum podcast. Fo

S5 Ep28: The Summer I Turned Into a Cuck ??? Jul 22, 2025 01:00:20 hi CHATTTT!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "things that feel embarrassing that aren't embarrassing" !! in this episode we discuss why it's never embarrassing to bring up your peanut allergy (attention DUH!), that awful feeling of needing to scoot out of a booth when you're feeling sweaty, and our much awaited thoughts on the newest season of "the summer i turned pretty"!!

S5 Ep27: Why is Walking Back After Bowling so Embarrassing??? Jul 15, 2025 01:05:53 hi sick lil bb freaksssss!!! this week we wanted y'all to send in things that feel embarrassing that shouldn't be embarrassing! in this episode we talked about Donnie's 21st Birthday trip to Disney World, Drew's intense megalophobia at work, and why it feels so humiliating to walk back to your car after you get a pedicure! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE

S5 Ep26: Balding Men Clinging to Their Last 3 Hairs??? Jul 8, 2025 01:08:04 hi freaks!! we returned to giggling over y'all's Recession Indicators! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent DNF, Deison's thoughts on the Queer Ultimatum Reunion, and our thoughts on the "Princess Treatment" trend??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content

S5 Ep25: Why Can't I Bring My Pillow to the Love Island Villa??? Jul 1, 2025 01:09:13 hi CHATTTT!!!! this week we recapped "The Queer Ultimatum" and some more of our thoughts on "Love Island USA" LOLLLL we'll go back to the recession indicator topic next week! in this episode we talked about "private time" playlists??, the funniest parts of our Patreon episode, and how we'd bring our penjamins into the villa! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHAS

S5 Ep24: How Drew Would Dominate the Love Island Villa??? Jun 24, 2025 01:01:34 hi CHATTTT!!! this week we pulled inspo from TikTok and asked y'all to send in your silly funny recession indicators! in this episode we talked about our favorite bits at the moment, our thoughts on the current season of Love Island USA, and why Lady Gaga returning to her roots is an indicator to us that everything is going to be okay! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU

S5 Ep23: How We'll Solve the Male Loneliness Epidemic??? Jun 17, 2025 00:53:21 hi freaksss!! this week we concluded our series on "Propaganda You're NOT Falling For!" in this episode we talked about our New York adventures, what movie made Deison cry so hard she had to go lie down in her room, and Drew's thoughts on hey dudes??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly z

S5 Ep22: Why Do Men Love Rock Climbing So Much??? Jun 10, 2025 01:01:30 hi freaksss!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "Propaganda You're Not Falling For"! in this episode we talked about bald people, our thoughts on Eve in the Garden of Eden, and why dates taste bad and need to be DEPLATFORMED!!! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-fill

S5 Ep21: No Cuz WTF Are Seed Oils and Raw Milk For??? Jun 3, 2025 00:55:38 hi CHATTTTTT! this week we're following the TikTok trend of "Propaganda I'm Not Falling For!" in this episode we talked about Deison's final thoughts on the newest season of SLOMW, Drew's true feelings about Benson Boone???, and how we think about young people meeting each other at the gym?! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE

S5 Ep20: When Your Date's Feet Stink Up the Car??? May 27, 2025 00:56:15 hi CHATTT!!! this week we concluded our Funniest Dating Horror Stories series! in this episode we talked about Drew's new nail journey, what to do when your date wants you to know how to cook but also pay for your guys' drinks???, and one of Deison's biggest icks! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extr

S5 Ep19: No Because What TF Does the Pope Even Do??? May 20, 2025 01:12:40 hi bb freaksss!!! this week we're back from vacaciones and decided to yap about our favorite things LOL in this episode Deison details the newest season of "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives", Drew continues to spread the gospel about her current favorite book "A Fate Inked in Blood", and we dive into the Pope's job?? (or what we think he does?? girl IDK) DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILAB

S5 Ep18: When Your Date Ditches You at a Baseball Game for His BFF??? May 13, 2025 00:48:19 hi CHATTTT!! we filmed this whilst on vacaciones and continued to cackle over y'all's funny dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about the current books we're reading, what to do when your date's studio apartment is full of cockroaches, and why we believe men started dapping each other up as a greeting! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! G

S5 Ep17: When Your Date Keeps Leaving to Freshen Up??? May 6, 2025 00:51:09 hi CHATTTT!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and have y'all send in your funniest dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about what the heck is british butt???, what to do when your date eats your food, and how we'd react if our date kept leaving to go wash his body with just water....like multiple times...??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN

S5 Ep16: Us as Doctors on The Pitt & Other Current Obsessions Apr 29, 2025 00:47:35 hiiiii CHATTTTT!! we filmed yet another zoomies filled episode LOL in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the upcoming season of our fave "The Summer I Turned Pretty", our transformative experience watching "Sinners", and how we'd act as doctors on "The Pitt"! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! F

S5 Ep15: Surviving Coachella & Other Life Updates! Apr 22, 2025 01:01:34 hi CHATTTTT!! this week we filmed an entire episode of just zoomies LMAO if ya'll enjoy this episode format pls let us know! in this episode we recapped our time at Coachella Weekend 1, our current favorite tv shows, and bits we've been obsessed with LOL DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun sill

S5 Ep14: How We Think We'd Thrive in the Hunger Games??? Apr 15, 2025 00:45:53 hi lil freakssss! this week we finished up our Gardening series! in this episode we talked about our favorite perfume scents, what music video we wish we could dance in, and our thoughts on "flower" with silly names! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR ME

S5 Ep13: Gardening & Answering Y'all's Random Questions!!! Apr 8, 2025 00:54:48 hi freakssss! this week we had y'all send us questions for us to answer after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talk about Drew's current thoughts on the book she's reading, how Deison almost died at her massage, and our thoughts on the best activities to partake in once you've "gardened"! this was a really cute sweet one! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHAS

S5 Ep12: When Your Cheater Ex Tears His Achilles??? Apr 1, 2025 00:49:06 hi CHATTTTTTTT!!! this week we finished up our Best Revenge/Karma Stories theme! in this episode we talked about our time at the Season 2 Premiere for "The Last of Us"!!!, what to do when your ex marries your best friend on your birthday??, and how Damon lives to torture Stefan at least once a year - just like some of y'all with your exes! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE

S5 Ep11: Getting Your Lick Back with a Lime Scooter??? Mar 25, 2025 00:59:35 hi lil bb freaksssss!! this week we continued to cackle over y'all's best revenge and karma stories! in this episode we talked about how Drew used to torture men in college??, how to trick your cheating boyfriend into thinking he has a heart condition LOL, and how the worst thing you could ever do to us is make us your enemies! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCH

S5 Ep10: Donating Your Mean Ex's Clothes to His Fave Thrift Store??? Mar 18, 2025 00:44:34 hiiii CHATTTTT! this week one of our patreoners (s/o Shelby F!) suggested we have y'all send in your best revenge/karma stories! in this episode we talk about Drew's karma on her mean professors, getting the best revenge when you experience a hit and run, and what to do when your cheating ex has a heart attack??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO

S5 Ep9: What To Do When a Man Wants To Explain His Gym Routine??? Mar 11, 2025 00:50:40 hi lil bb freakssss!!!! this week we concluded our series on y'all's Niche Red Flags in Men! in this episode we talked about Drew's time at The Oscars!!, why it's annoying when men don't like fruit??? (GROW UP), and how to avoid men who ride electric skateboards and don't own trinkets! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY

S5 Ep8: In What World Would a Man Need a Ring Light??? Mar 4, 2025 00:55:52 hi freaksssss!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's niche red flags! in this episode we talked about what it was like for Drew to meet Timothee Chalamet LOL, the ick of when men ask to rip your penjamin, and what to do when men go out of their way to let you know they didn't watch "Barbie" LMAOOOO DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT

S5 Ep7: Why Does Every Man Want to be Iron Man??? Feb 25, 2025 00:54:05 hi lil freaks!!! this week one of our patreoners suggested we ask y'all: what are your niche red flags for men?? in this episode we talked about all of the fun we had in Vancouver!!, that ONE guy who takes his beer softball league too seriously, and when men are too insecure to wear a halloween costume? GROW UPPPPPP DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!!

S5 Ep6: Our Worst Greening Out Experience??? Feb 18, 2025 01:00:06 hi CHATTT!! this week Drew posted a Q&A on her Instagram and we answered y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about what dream fantasy world we'd love to live in, why Deison's lips have been so chapped recently, and the time Drew greened out at a family game night and had to take a quick power nap to work it off! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE

S5 Ep5: Making Topless Finsta Accounts for your Bias??? Feb 11, 2025 00:58:10 hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'alls fangirl confessions! in this episode we talked about whether or not Deison is actually gay??, how Drew knows that Matt Bomer is for sure in "Suits", and how to get an A in your class by reading Lady Gaga's "Marry the Night" monologue for a project! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your ti

S5 Ep4: Cutting Your Eyelashes Off for 5SOS??? Feb 4, 2025 00:47:31 hi lil freaks!! this week we had y'all send in your fangirl confessions! in this episode we talked about Deison's thoughts on A24's "Babygirl", what to do when you wanna send love letters to every male cast member from "Harry Potter", and where we were when we found out Zayn was leaving One Direction LMAO IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your ticke

S5 Ep3: How We'd Take Care of Each Other as Worms??? Jan 28, 2025 00:54:04 hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we continued our silly Q&A with y'all! in this episode Deison explains the entire lore of the "XO, Kitty" universe, whether or not we'd compete in reality tv competition shows together, and Drew's current book she's reading! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvancouver.com/show/two-idiot-gir

S5 Ep2: Fingers that Smell a Little Bit Like Poop or Hair that Smells "Loud"??? Jan 21, 2025 00:49:11 hi lil baby freakssss!!! we're back with a new prompt! this week we asked y'all to send in silly questions for us to answer! in this episode we talked about our favorite songs of all time/our current on repeat, our favorite bits we've shared with y'all, and what books we're currently reading! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: http

S5 Ep1: The Summer We Turned into a Bad Boy QB??? Jan 7, 2025 00:46:58 HAPPY NEW YEAR CHATTT!!! this week we had y'all send in your Ins and Outs for 2025! in this episode we talked about Deison and Drew's fears of the giant rave lady at the Sphere in Vegas, how we as a society need to bring back FLIRTING, and why delaying a morning poop is NEVER a good idea! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://

S4 Ep53: Falling Down in Front of All the Hot People at the Sweat Tour!!! Dec 31, 2024 00:47:05 hi CHATTT!!! this week we finished our annual Embarrassing and Funny Moments of 2024! in this episode we talk about our future trampoline adventures!!, what to do when your wife humbles you at karaoke, and our biggest hopes for each other in 2025! THANK YOU LIL FREAKS FOR ALL OF THE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU GAVE US THIS YEAR! WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU SO SO MUCH! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER,

S4 Ep52: Is President Snow a Babygirl??? Dec 24, 2024 00:52:29 hi CHATTTTTT!!!! this week we did our annual prompt: what was y'all's funniest/most embarrassing moments of 2024?? in this episode we talked about how we'd intro So You Think You Can Dance contestants, the time Drew greened out before a really important work event, and how Deison's hunt for a new crush is panning out! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! B

S4 Ep51: Is Drew Reentering the World of Sports??? Dec 17, 2024 00:54:09 hi freaks!!! this week we've been enjoying Drew's break so we forgot to put out a prompt lol so we decided to continue our Q&A from a couple episodes back! in this episode we talked about how to make content without worrying about people's perception of you, our thoughts on Timothée dressing up like Bob Dylan's Sundance red carpet outfit at the premiere of the Bob Dylan biopic???, and

S4 Ep50: Getting a Gym Membership for Christmas??? Dec 10, 2024 00:45:25 hi sick lil freakssssss!! this week we read more of y'all's funniest/worst gift stories! in this episode we talked about how to react when your in laws give you a gift themed around the favorite movie series of your boyfriend's ex, our reactions to this season's bakeoff finale!!, and Drew's fun time at the rams game! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!!

S4 Ep49: The Worst Gifts We've Ever Received and More!! Dec 3, 2024 00:44:59 Thank you to Sephora for partnering with us on this episode! hi chatttt!! this week we had y'all send in stories about the funniest or worst gifts you've received! in this episode we talked about the time Drew was gifted someone else's gift on purpose, when your aunt buys you pretend makeup when you're fully 20 years old???, and how to react when you buy your straight man crush designer

S4 Ep48: How We'd Unionize the Bakers in the Tent Nov 26, 2024 00:56:12 hi sick lil freaksss!! this week we concluded answering all y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about our favorite/least favorite parts of touring, how we'd ace the technical round in the Great British Baking Show, and our favorite teachers we had while growing up! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!

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