The Mean Time

WE STEAL FROM OLD PEOPLE Jun 12, 2026 00:52:58 Jared gets Pat up to speed on the absolute SAGA that is Reckless Ben vs Bricks & Minifigs AND TELLS FUNNY JOKES LIKE HAHA FUNNY JOKES ABOUT BOMBS AND IT'S HAHA SO FUNNY JOKE TIME. Also the boys audition for a Dropout show. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE BEAST INSIDE Jun 9, 2026 00:50:34 THE BEAST INSIDE IS CHAINED NO LONGER. Watch the boys become the fallen angels they were always meant to be or something. Comment your favorite lyric to prove your inner darkness is wild and untamed! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

JARED'S HEALTHY PUDDING May 29, 2026 00:53:00 WHAT A HACK!!! Jared finds a bunch of really super healthy and sustainable ways to lose weight and that makes Patrick scared and jealous of his lifestyle and physique. Patrick is very sorry for all the native people living on endoctored land and he will vote for whoever you think is best in the upcoming election to change that or keep it the same. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See http

PUPPY PLAY May 22, 2026 00:52:25 The boys celebrate their 100th episode with five puppies!!! And almost all of them lived so that's good! We do a little Q&A from our Patrons. Love ya'll, thank you for supporting the show! Check out Pawsitive Beginnings LA! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I.P.M.P.A.T.R.O.P. May 15, 2026 00:52:50 Carter Ace joins the boys and they discuss Rush Hour, Madea, and Michael Jackson while Pat gets a much needed shave! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WHO'S BAD? May 8, 2026 00:52:35 Jared let's loose and that's a big mistake. Maybe Pat will ride off into the sunset on a Harley Davidson about it. Regardless the boys are talking Michael and Avengers Doomsday and what to do if a girl is bullying you in school. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

JARED AND PATRICK FIGHT May 1, 2026 00:50:40 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

FEAR THE OLD BLOOD Apr 24, 2026 00:50:37 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

BACK TO BACK, BUTT TO BUTT Apr 17, 2026 00:50:24 The boys are trapped in the Adirondacks and the only way out is to uhhh... The boys take a trip to Boston where everyone says uhhh... The boys think that all the Juggalos should uhh... Well why don't you tune in and all will be revealed! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

CONQUER DEMONS, THEN VIBES Apr 10, 2026 00:52:59 WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING AND WE SERVE NO MASTER. Che Durena is on The Mean Time and Jared and Patrick have been fully stunlocked. I'd like to tell you what was said in this episode but the whole thing feels like a salvia trip and I feel dumber having watched it. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for

BOYZ II MON Apr 3, 2026 00:51:42 IT'S SO HAAAAARD TO SAY GOODBYEEEE TO BUTTERFREEEEEEE!!!! Welcome to Jared's newest hyper-fixation and Pat's newest nightmare! Watch the boys try to win over TBS to finally get that show they've been talking about! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

PAT BREAKS JARED Mar 27, 2026 00:52:47 (Patreon Shoutout is at 14:45) Well it finally happened. Pat set a swift pace that Jared just couldn't match. Audio listeners I want you to genuinely describe what you think Pat looks like from context clues alone. May God have mercy on your souls. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I DON'T SPEAK AMISH Mar 20, 2026 00:51:27 Pat does his best cougar impression while Jared recovers from a trip to the emergency room and the recent death of Mark the producer! Tropic Thunder is the greatest movie ever filmed! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I THINK I'VE SEEN YOU ON REELS Mar 13, 2026 00:49:12 Stand Up Comedian Wyatt Feegrado AKA Jesus Christ of Nazareth has joined the podcast and shockingly brings up Pokemon before Pat gets a chance! Strap in for a wild ride while the boys talk about Catholicism, Osama Bin Laden, and the difference between LA homeless and San Diego homeless! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and u

KACHOW Mar 6, 2026 00:52:59 GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK BACK, BACK AGAIN GAIN GAIN, JARED'S BACK BACK BACK, TELL A FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND!!! Everyone report to the podcast studio and witness Pat dressed up in a skimpy lil outfit for the second week in a row if you can believe it. You can tell Jared's back because he won't shut up about how we used to live in a society! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswiz

ONE OF US IS GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE (w/Honey Revenge) Feb 28, 2026 00:51:13 I'M SEEING DOUBLE. Honey Revenge joins Patrick for the last day of Black History Month. LETS GO. Have fun! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE REAL HALFTIME SHOW (w/Trapped On The Internet) Feb 21, 2026 00:52:47 Gabe and Luke from the podcast TRAPPED ON THE INTERNET join Patrick while Jared is gone! So much check out their show and socials! I'll see ya with another special guest next week! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

ANTI-ANCIENT EGYPT Feb 13, 2026 00:52:06 Come with us on an adventure from ancient Egypt to Babylon all the way to Macedonia because Jared got it confused with Mesopotamia! We're talkin kinks! We're talkin 9/11! Tony has returned from the dead! WE'RE COMIN AT YA LIVE! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I'M GONNA BLOW Feb 6, 2026 00:52:59 "Belle Delphine sells her bath water one time and now I can't wear sandals!" STRAP IN MEANIES THE DOGS ARE OUT. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

CHAINED UP CHINESE WEREWOLF Jan 30, 2026 00:52:09 Expanding the Mangoose Cinematic Universe, Old Sauce and White Wolf enter the fray! Honestly this one is a bit front loaded A BIT TOP HEAVY you could say. Stick around until the end for a disgustingly sweet message from Jared to his wife! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SEAN DA PAUL Jan 23, 2026 00:52:13 EARNING OUR PAYCHECKS WITH THIS ONE FOLKS. Hey, you kids remember 2003? I sure hope you do, otherwise none of this is going to make any friggin sense. SLOP IS OUT BY THE WAY AYOOOOOOOO Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE MEAN TIME GIVE YOU WIIINGS Jan 16, 2026 00:52:58 Get ready for a RAD and EXTREME TIME here at The Mean Time! Jared goes full Chinese while Pat lurks on the playground and Jaws stomps a fat ollie from the CN Tower! SAIL! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE MANGOOSE Jan 9, 2026 00:52:22 The Mangoose Rises and the Slop is endless. This city reeks of sin, and somebody is stealing all of the Cobra Converters. Local law enforcement is dragging their feet, slumped over donuts and cold coffee while crime runs rampant. Meanwhile, a hot new song is taking over the city and infecting young minds everywhere. And I'm only one Mangoose. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://p

SIGUSSY WUSSY Jan 2, 2026 00:52:24 Welcome back to another episussy of The Mean Tussy! Patrussy and Jarussy talk Avatussy, Matthew McConaughussy, and of course, The New Yussy! Sorry. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

PA RUM PUM PUM PUM Dec 26, 2025 00:52:52 HAPPY BOXING DAY FROM THE MEAN TIME TO YOU! This is easily our raunchiest episode yet so apologies to our parents and future children. Unfortunately this episode is so graphic that you'll have to watch with an adult present so go find one, apologize to them as well, and get ready for some uncomfortable glances! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information a

MATTHEW QURAN-AUGHEY Dec 20, 2025 00:52:05 Hey guys, Jared here. Converting to Buddhism is no laughing matter. I'd like to set the record straight by apologizing for my jokes about the Buddha and his teachings, my intention is to spread joy. I cannot, however, speak for Matthew Quran-aughey who seems to be taking advantage of a religion for personal gain. I will devote my time to the studies of the Tripitaka to make up for any offense I ma

RETURN OF THE PAT Dec 13, 2025 00:52:17 PAT IS BACK! Warning: The stunts in this podcast were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to see. If you're reading this now, comment "We get it Pat, you tour." for an opportunity to hurt Pat's feelings and make yourself feel better. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.co

DIVA BLEACH IS TRAPPED IN A DUNGEON Dec 6, 2025 00:52:52 We set the record straight on Patrick's thoughts on women as well as Patrick's straightness... Jared and Pat are back together next week LET GO Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

ACTION/ADVENTURE POOPS ON THE FLOOR Nov 29, 2025 00:52:39 THE MEAN TIME ON THE ROAD BABYYY! Patrick sits down with his new friends in Action/Adventure. Head on over to YouTube there's a lot of visuals in this one. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD Nov 21, 2025 00:52:38 Aunty Koala and Father Time spend their final day together before she tragically boards a United Airlines flight to the land down under. Movie reviews, a terrible birthday experience at a fancy sushi place, and The Redneck Comedy Roundup was unfortunately not enough to get her to stay so we must bid her a doo. A DOO, KOALA! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for

¿COMO QUE DICE? Nov 14, 2025 00:52:19 ¡MI AMOR! Welcome to another episode of...how you say... ¡THE MEAN TIME! We are burning with the intense passion of an oven set to 500 degrees... ¡CELSIUS! Join us for an hour of love and desire while we unravel the mysteries of the heart and watch Chiara get absolutely wasted on video... ¡BIENVENIDOS! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our

GIANNA MICHAELS HIGHLIGHT REEL Nov 7, 2025 00:52:38 First of all, a big thank you to Bearpunch for hosting us at their beautiful studio, they made us look incredible. Second of all, IT'S KOALA TIME because Chiara is here as a full-fledged-honest-to-goodness-bonafide-chair-sitting-camera-focused-dialogue-having guest. And she has A LOT to say. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection

KYLER BRANTLEIGH AND THE SIGMA WOLVES Oct 31, 2025 00:52:57 Jared gets so passionate that his microphone can't even handle the sheer charisma and malfunctions so hard that the whole entire episode sounds crispy crunchy! Happy Halloween, thanks to all of the Patrons who submitted their problems for the advice column, and welcome to the world, Kyler Brantleigh! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our co

THE BURGER IS OOZING FLUID Oct 24, 2025 00:52:57 A very special and interesting and fun episode is coming at you and you think it is very fun and special and interesting. In fact, it may be your favorite episode of this show to date. You will continue to watch this show until instructed otherwise. There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of p

THE MEAN TIME TURNS HEEL Oct 17, 2025 00:52:47 You had it too good for too long, dirtbags. The boys are turning heel and not even MarcTheFrog and his egg collection can save you. Now let's see if we can manage to keep Pat around for another 351 episodes. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

BANGKOK DANGEROUS Oct 10, 2025 00:52:32 WE'RE GOING TO BANGKOK (Sorry Brazil) Welcome to our new temporary podcast space! It's a small box made of glass and felt and there's a guy that walks around looking at us and it's on a busy and trashy Hollywood street and it's actually causing me a lot of stress just to type this out, see you in Thailand. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about

CHERRY CHEESE BRITTANY Oct 6, 2025 00:52:18 This one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas' mamas, mamas, mamas, baby mamas' mamas, and the rest of the women all over the world. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE AGE OF THE MOOSEMAN Sep 26, 2025 00:52:19 Jared is TICKED OFF and Pat doesn't know why. I wonder if it has anything to do with the Mooseman? Regardless, if you go to Jimmy John's, don't shame yourself by getting a pizza sandwich, you're better than that. Instead, help yourself to a fresh bowl of CT Crunch. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data f

GOOOOOOOL! Sep 19, 2025 00:52:48 The Mean Time is not responsible for any botched Portuguese because everyone tried real hard and we love Brazil. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THUNDERKISSIN' Sep 12, 2025 00:52:56 Jared pays his and Pat's rent with more loud obnoxious singing bits in maybe the first fully music-focused episode of a show that was supposed to be about music. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

MY BLAQDIK (WITH AARON GILLESPIE) Sep 5, 2025 00:50:56 Aaron Gillespie of Underoath kicks it with the boys and talks smack about a few very high profile music industry professionals. However, we decided to cut all of that out to focus on even juicier content...stories about his vasectomy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

MAKEOVER TIME Aug 29, 2025 00:52:05 A COUPLE OF FRESH AND FINE LOOKIN BOYS HAVE ABDUCTED AND REPLACED OUR HOSTS AND SENT THEM TO THE CHROMITE MINES WHERE THEY WILL LIVE OUT THE REST OF THEIR DAYS IN TORMENT AND EXHAUSTION FOR THEIR VARIOUS CRIMES. New guys look good though. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DOUBLE D DAY Aug 22, 2025 00:52:22 We took 160,000 rowdy college girls from Miami Beach and through a combined air, land, and sea assault, facilitated the largest amphibious invasion in the history of warfare and put it all on a 3-DVD set that can be yours for only 19.95! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE BALLAD OF CRUSTY RHODES Aug 15, 2025 00:52:22 The boys are on one wild ride! Crusty Rhodes makes his in-ring debut against Crick Flair, Olive Garden is serving bottomless AI pasta, and Valjean spills Jared's darkest secrets to Patrick. Enjoy the slop, piggies! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE GREEN TIME Aug 8, 2025 00:52:58 You've heard of The Mean Time. You've even heard of The Jean Time. But this summer... nothing can prepare you for... THE GREEN TIME. Will the madness ever end? When will we wake up from this nightmare? Why did Jared even buy those pants? What occasion calls for pants that green? Tune in and find out! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our co

THE JEAN TIME Aug 1, 2025 00:51:16 We don’t jean to offend anyone with this episode of The Jean Time. We tried to keep this one nice and jean for you guys. Never in our wildest jeans did we ever think we’d get to talk about what we talked about in this one. You can buy all the clothes you see in this episode on Jean. The post THE JEAN TIME appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for in

THE HORNED KING’S GOT A HORNED KING’S AGENDA Jul 25, 2025 00:52:59 Rest in peace to the Oz-Man who was the lead singer of Metallica and who’s biggest song is Bohemian Rhapsody and I apologize for Pat’s lack of knowledge about literally everything in the entirety of the scope of the comprehendible world. The post THE HORNED KING’S GOT A HORNED KING’S AGENDA appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about

CRACKHEADS AND CROWS Jul 18, 2025 00:52:13 We shot an episode outside because we’re so ambitious. The audio sounds like ass because we wanted to reach for the stars. One camera on the video this week because we wanted to be fun and interesting. Like 7 planes interrupt the flow of conversation because we wanted to do this one outside. Enjoy. The post CRACKHEADS AND CROWS appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See

PAT GOT A GOLDEN TICKET Jul 11, 2025 00:52:48 Pat sniffs out an early screening of Superman and meets the cast at a Hollywood red carpet event while Jared weighs himself down on the Go Kart track by eating a whole mess of Tater Tots. Milking NickelJack? Milking MichaelBack? The post PAT GOT A GOLDEN TICKET appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of per

GET IN THE BLEACH BATH Jul 4, 2025 00:52:30 JAYCE ON THE PODCAST! We’re talking Animorphs, Star Wars, and wait… What’s that at the end of the episode…? The post GET IN THE BLEACH BATH appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY Jun 27, 2025 00:52:31 Jared and Pat celebrate ONE WHOLE YEAR of the podcast, ONE WHOLE YEAR of fun, and ONE WHOLE YEAR of getting away with stealing babies all around the world! The post ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A BADDER VERSION IS COMING Jun 20, 2025 00:52:24 Jared watches a bunch of Digimon and then has to eat a slice of humble pie while typing this description because it’s actually really good. Special thanks to JB for having a big funny soundbite once a year! The post A BADDER VERSION IS COMING appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for adve

THE JAPANESE SOLUTION Jun 13, 2025 00:52:14 Jared had a coffee and Nick is here with a cat and Pat’s nose is HUGE! Also we respond to being posted in the H3H3 subreddit and Jared tells some stories about teenage self-pleasure! The post THE JAPANESE SOLUTION appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WHACKY JACKET Jun 6, 2025 00:52:28 The boys take on some serious political topics including the Ukraine War, the ongoing Israeli/Palestinian Conflict, and BONKing their manhood with a cartoon mallet. The post WHACKY JACKET appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WHAT? May 30, 2025 00:52:21 I hope you’re very well aware of who Sebastian Maniscalco is because if not, this episode will make absolutely no sense to you. Good luck and praise God. The post WHAT? appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE MIND GOBLIN May 23, 2025 00:52:00 This week’s episode was brought to you by Dragon D’s and was originally aired at SawCon. We’d like to thank our special guests, Bofa and Eden, and we’d like to remind you that CD’s of this episode are still on sale. Friendly reminder that all characters imitated in this episode are just parodies. The post THE MIND GOBLIN appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.ad

SPINNERS ON DA POPE-MOBILE May 16, 2025 00:52:11 We sincerely hope that you enjope this new episope all about the pope from chicagope OH GOOD GOD IS THAT GRAVEDIGGER??? AW YEAAAAHHH!!! The post SPINNERS ON DA POPE-MOBILE appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I’M GONNA TAKE YOUR BABY, GIRL May 6, 2025 00:52:28 Jared hears a wild new DJO song about stealing babies, Pat imagines what WW2 would be like in the 1980s, and the boys discuss the political and economic state of the world right now. The post I’M GONNA TAKE YOUR BABY, GIRL appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

LOUISIANA BABY BOIL Apr 29, 2025 00:52:11 If you thought we were kidnapping babies house to house 2 weeks in a row, you’d be dead wrong. We’re eating them now. Buy a shirt. The post LOUISIANA BABY BOIL appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

TRICK QUESTION, YOUR BABY’S MINE Apr 22, 2025 00:52:11 That should be me, stealing your child. That should be me, let me have it for a while. This is so wrong, this ain’t a song, give it to meeeeeee! The post TRICK QUESTION, YOUR BABY’S MINE appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

B.U.S.T.E.D. Apr 15, 2025 00:51:49 Jared teaches Pat how to become a high value male for like 45 minutes and then just explodes all over him for the grand finale. The post B.U.S.T.E.D. appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

BLUE SKIDOO WE CAN TOO! Apr 8, 2025 00:52:13 We got a heater for you this week and papas want to play a game with you. If you can count exactly how many IP references we make in this episode, you could win an extended stay vacation at the beautiful psych ward in the next town over. The post BLUE SKIDOO WE CAN TOO! appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and u

POOP ON THE PATIENT PORTAL Apr 1, 2025 00:52:24 Please eat food while enjoying this episode. It’s not as funny, entertaining, or otherwise unless you have a mouthful of something tasty and maybe a bit sloppy, maybe a nice lasagna or a homemade corn chowder! The post POOP ON THE PATIENT PORTAL appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for a

WELCOME TO BRODYBUCKS Mar 25, 2025 00:52:05 Apologies to the audio listeners, this one is almost exclusively visual bits so just use your imagination! The post WELCOME TO BRODYBUCKS appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

BOBBY FREDO Mar 18, 2025 00:52:22 This week on The Mean Time Action News: Jared reports on an ongoing alien invasion in Oklahoma, Patrick stalks and ambushes an imposter Jon Bellion in a Starbucks, and rapper B.O.B. dies in a tragic SpaceX rocket explosion. The post BOBBY FREDO appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for ad

THE SPHINX’S RIDDLE Mar 11, 2025 00:52:02 O, weary traveler, thy journey is fair and true but to continue on thine path, riddles three must be answered. Firstly, when doth the sale cometh for Nike sneakers, white as snow? Secondly, can’st thou doeth a Sebulba impression? And lastly, dost thou haveth a feet thing? The post THE SPHINX’S RIDDLE appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for informa

MOTHMAN MAKE A MIGHTY GOOD JAMBALAYA Mar 4, 2025 00:51:33 You know how sometimes you wanna treat yourself so you buy a nice steak to cook for dinner but you don’t usually cook steak and you burn it and over season it but it’s still a $37 filet mignon so you eat it anyway? Well this episode is kind of like that! The post MOTHMAN MAKE A MIGHTY GOOD JAMBALAYA appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for informat

WE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE NORTH KOREA Feb 25, 2025 00:52:43 GUESS WHO’S BACK BACK BACK BACK AGAIN GAIN GAIN JARED’S BACK BACK BACK TELL A FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND The post WE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE NORTH KOREA appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

COOCH ON MAIN Feb 18, 2025 00:53:47 UPSAHL IS HERE! Jared is still down under. Find out if Pat knows how to talk to girls! (he doesn’t) The post COOCH ON MAIN appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WE CAN’T BE HELD LIABLE Feb 11, 2025 00:51:52 JARED IS GONE! DON’T CLICK OFF, DON’T CLICK OFF! GIVE US A CHANCE. I KNOW I’M JUST ON THE PODCAST AS EYE CANDY BUT WE CAN BE FUNNY TOO I SWEAR. The post WE CAN’T BE HELD LIABLE appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DA BOIDS AND DA BEEZ Feb 4, 2025 00:51:47 There once was a man with a kink, whose nose was so big it could think. He’d stick that nose between his toes and splooge as fast as a blink! Subscribe to our Patreon. The post DA BOIDS AND DA BEEZ appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DITS OR TICKS Jan 28, 2025 00:51:51 .I.. (-_-) ..I. .I.. (-_-) ..I. .I.. (-_-) ..I. .I.. (-_-) ..I. .I.. (-_-) ..I. .I.. (-_-) ..I. The post DITS OR TICKS appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE VORE HORSEMEN Jan 21, 2025 00:51:37 aoc vore andrew garfield pregnant vore gushing vore horseman lucario vore-k futa aoc garfield andrew vore pregnant vore The post THE VORE HORSEMEN appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

GET READY TO DRINK DADDY’S MILK Jan 14, 2025 00:52:33 Now dig this. You just stepped into the smoothest episode yet, so wipe your shoes if they’re wet. We’re keeping it funky and groovy for the third Now You See Me movie. Now relax and sit tight, The Blind Idiot God, Azathoth is gonna make everything alright. Sa Da Tay! The post GET READY TO DRINK DADDY’S MILK appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for

SHAKE YOUR ASS FOR EVIL INCARNATE Jan 7, 2025 00:52:56 We breakdance on Nosferatu’s thang, Pat considers dance lessons, and Big Bad Jawed is afwaid of a wittw bitty snake. Plus, a New Year’s resolution segment from the Meanie Babies on Discord. The post SHAKE YOUR ASS FOR EVIL INCARNATE appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE DICHOTOMY OF RECEPTACLES Dec 31, 2024 00:52:47 WE SHOVELED SH*T SO HIGH IN THE DESERT WE COULDN’T TELL IF IT WAS MUD. JUST FOR SOME LIB RECEPTACLES TO DICHOT ON A SOLDIER WHO FOUGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS. IT MAKES ME AT NAUSEOUS. join the discord. The post THE DICHOTOMY OF RECEPTACLES appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE FLU GAME Dec 18, 2024 00:52:13 In Game 5 of the ’97 NBA Finals, Michael Jordan willed his way to a victory, scoring 38 points while suffering from the flu. Now, in Episode 27 of The Mean Time, Jared faces similar odds as he battles his own flu. Will he rise to the occasion like MJ? No, he will not. This episode is a tough listen. The post THE FLU GAME appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.ad

THE SNACK WRAP IS BACK Dec 17, 2024 00:51:45 Here’s a list of the top 10 highest paid CEOs of 2024! Jon Winkelried, Harvey Schwartz, Hock Tan, Nikesh Arora, Sue Nabi, George Mattson, Stephen Schwarzman, Christopher Winfrey, Pablo Legorreta, and Ariel Emanuel! Knowledge is power! The post THE SNACK WRAP IS BACK appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use o

BLAM! Dec 10, 2024 00:53:55 Honestly it was unfair of you guys to put such undue pressure on us to be as funny as we were in the last episode. It’s not our fault that you can’t manage your expectations. Get over yourself, no one’s making you be here. The post BLAM! appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertisi

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS Dec 3, 2024 00:52:04 NARROW BOY IS BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE’RE TALKIN SEX WITH SMASH BROS AND SEX WITH HARRY POTTER AND SEX WITH EACH OTHER AND BULLYING A 3 YEAR OLD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES The post THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS appeared first on idobi. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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