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Not Loveline

Not Loveline

Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas 71 Episodes Jul 20, 2026

NOT LOVELINE is a weekly call-in advice show about love, sex, and dating hosted by Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas. The hosts are not experts but draw from their own experiences to offer humorous and candid advice.

Episodes

DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77
DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77 Jul 20, 2026 4192 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana power through a bunch of calls!! How do I tell my boyfriend that I hooked up with someone for $500 to pay for our vacation together? How do I move on after finding out my boyfriend is gay and has been hooking up with guys the whole time WITH AN OF? All that and more on today's
TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76
TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76 Jul 13, 2026 4500 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Tana tells Trish all about a scary man who chased her with his car on one of her first nights behind the wheel!!! Plus the girls talk about house buying and whether or not Tana is going to plant roots in LA or Maui. All that and some great life advice on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO
CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75
CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75 Jul 6, 2026 4585 Yaps AND calls on this week's Not Loveline!! Today Trish and Tana are back and discussing their complicated feelings on Miami Swim Week, the dangers of Family Vlogging and Streaming. And the lore on Tana's childhood friendship with Suede Brooks! Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. M
I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74
I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74 Jun 22, 2026 4679 Trish and Tana are taking lots of calls today! This week on Not Loveline our girls give some good ol fashioned advice on a variety of topics! Like how to spice up a six year relationship, how to choose what to share online about your relationship, and the risks to consider before getting plastic surgery. You may end up regretting it! All that and more on this episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATG
RED FLAGS, TRAVELLING WITH CRAZY FRIENDS AND MORE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 73
RED FLAGS, TRAVELLING WITH CRAZY FRIENDS AND MORE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 73 Jun 16, 2026 4002 It's calls on calls on calls this week on Not Loveline! Trish and Tana give advice on whether avoiding red flags too often is preventing you from meeting your soulmate. Plus how do you navigate dating someone who has the same name as your brother? And what did her friend do on that last vacation!?!? All that and more on today's episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:MARS MEN! For a limited time, our li
CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS AND VEGAS SHOW PREP! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 72
CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS AND VEGAS SHOW PREP! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 72 Jun 9, 2026 4721 This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Disneyland and Disney Adults, being smart about how expensive your wedding is, and get amped up for an amazing night in Vegas THIS WEEK! All that and more on today's episode!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! 
I HIRED A WITCH TO CATCH MY CHEATING BOYFRIEND!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 71
I HIRED A WITCH TO CATCH MY CHEATING BOYFRIEND!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 71 Jun 1, 2026 3929 This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about hiring a social media management company to run your accounts. And how many influencers are already entirely run by teams! Plus, Tana dishes on her mean neighbor and how she tried to fight Makoa!!! And our question of the day, all things Etsy witches! All that and more on today's exciting episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're co
HOSPITAL ROMANCE!! - I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY CO-WORKER! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 70
HOSPITAL ROMANCE!! - I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY CO-WORKER! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 70 May 25, 2026 4730 This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about screaming like Addison Rae in the studio while recording music for their upcoming live show in Vegas! Tana also spills the beans on her Euphoria audition. And Trish shares how Malibu's first ever playdate went! All that and so much Grey's Anatomy talk on today's exciting episode!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th
TANA GOT SCAMMED! + TRISHA SPILLS EUPHORIA TEA!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 69
TANA GOT SCAMMED! + TRISHA SPILLS EUPHORIA TEA!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 69 May 18, 2026 5238 Trish and Tana are back again to goss about influencers, share the recent events in their lives, and more! This week Tana brought Trisha some birthday gifts! And things get a little emotional! And what's this about a convertible scammer? All that and more on this week's Not Loveline!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some o
MY BOYFRIEND WAS IN BED WITH HIS SISTER!?!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 68
MY BOYFRIEND WAS IN BED WITH HIS SISTER!?!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 68 May 11, 2026 5485 This week on Not Loveline Makoa and Moses finally get to have THEIR stories told on this show!! Plus Trish talks about writing her memoir, the legal checks for all the tea she is exposing in it, and more! Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE N
TANA MET ADAM SANDLER!! + INFLUENCERS RUINED COACHELLA!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 67
TANA MET ADAM SANDLER!! + INFLUENCERS RUINED COACHELLA!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 67 Apr 27, 2026 4684 NOT CLICKBAIT! SHE REALLY DID Y'ALL! This week the girls reunite after some weeks apart to catch up about all things Coachella and more! What did Tana think of Bieberchella? And how did she manage to finally meet Adam Sandler? All that and more on this exciting episode of Not Loveline!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some
I'M THE OTHER WOMAN!?!? 😱 I STILL LOVE HIM!! 😭 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 66
I'M THE OTHER WOMAN!?!? 😱 I STILL LOVE HIM!! 😭 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 66 Apr 20, 2026 4159 This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana answer a bunch of calls for all of you! But first, a quick history lesson with two high school dropouts. Are they smarter than a 5th grader? Plus how does one deal with their mother wanting nothing to do with them? Even when you're pregnant? And how do you overcome finding out he's had a wife the whole time, and you're the other woman? All that and more o

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