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Not Loveline

Not Loveline

Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas 71 Episodes Aug 17, 2026

NOT LOVELINE is a weekly call-in advice show about love, sex, and dating hosted by Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas. The hosts are not experts but draw from their own experiences to offer humorous and candid advice.

Episodes

NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81
NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81 Aug 17, 2026 4454 This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana are picking up that phone!! It's a stacked episode today full of calls from all of you! Should I get a nose job? What do I look out for? Is my man gonna leave me??? And how do I stay safe with a stalker?! All that and of course, a healthy dose of yap, on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-orde
DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80
DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80 Aug 10, 2026 4460 Is Tana pregnant!? With strange cravings and a missed period the signs are pointing to positive! Trish is recording her audiobook and exposing everyone! Tana wants to interview Clavicular...is this a good idea? And should you risk it all for a man behind bars?? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and T
BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79
BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79 Aug 3, 2026 4032 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Another episode of Not Loveline coming right to you! This week Trisha and Tana recap learning to cook together at Benihana, which you can see in full on our Patreon! Plus the girls take some calls and give some advice on writing wedding vows. As well as avoiding burnout as a creator online. All that and lots of yap as alway
TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78
TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78 Jul 27, 2026 5700 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana reunite after some time apart and they have A LOT to yap about. Between Tana's ongoing driver journey and recently hitting her fence with her car, dubious LA bars, and overcoming Heartbreak, the girls have so much to cover. All that and more on today's episode!Come see Trisha a
DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77
DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77 Jul 20, 2026 4192 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana power through a bunch of calls!! How do I tell my boyfriend that I hooked up with someone for $500 to pay for our vacation together? How do I move on after finding out my boyfriend is gay and has been hooking up with guys the whole time WITH AN OF? All that and more on today's
TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76
TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76 Jul 13, 2026 4500 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Tana tells Trish all about a scary man who chased her with his car on one of her first nights behind the wheel!!! Plus the girls talk about house buying and whether or not Tana is going to plant roots in LA or Maui. All that and some great life advice on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO
CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75
CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75 Jul 6, 2026 4585 Yaps AND calls on this week's Not Loveline!! Today Trish and Tana are back and discussing their complicated feelings on Miami Swim Week, the dangers of Family Vlogging and Streaming. And the lore on Tana's childhood friendship with Suede Brooks! Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. M
I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74
I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74 Jun 22, 2026 4679 Trish and Tana are taking lots of calls today! This week on Not Loveline our girls give some good ol fashioned advice on a variety of topics! Like how to spice up a six year relationship, how to choose what to share online about your relationship, and the risks to consider before getting plastic surgery. You may end up regretting it! All that and more on this episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATG
RED FLAGS, TRAVELLING WITH CRAZY FRIENDS AND MORE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 73
RED FLAGS, TRAVELLING WITH CRAZY FRIENDS AND MORE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 73 Jun 16, 2026 4002 It's calls on calls on calls this week on Not Loveline! Trish and Tana give advice on whether avoiding red flags too often is preventing you from meeting your soulmate. Plus how do you navigate dating someone who has the same name as your brother? And what did her friend do on that last vacation!?!? All that and more on today's episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:MARS MEN! For a limited time, our li
CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS AND VEGAS SHOW PREP! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 72
CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS AND VEGAS SHOW PREP! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 72 Jun 9, 2026 4721 This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Disneyland and Disney Adults, being smart about how expensive your wedding is, and get amped up for an amazing night in Vegas THIS WEEK! All that and more on today's episode!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! 
I HIRED A WITCH TO CATCH MY CHEATING BOYFRIEND!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 71
I HIRED A WITCH TO CATCH MY CHEATING BOYFRIEND!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 71 Jun 1, 2026 3929 This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about hiring a social media management company to run your accounts. And how many influencers are already entirely run by teams! Plus, Tana dishes on her mean neighbor and how she tried to fight Makoa!!! And our question of the day, all things Etsy witches! All that and more on today's exciting episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're co
HOSPITAL ROMANCE!! - I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY CO-WORKER! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 70
HOSPITAL ROMANCE!! - I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY CO-WORKER! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 70 May 25, 2026 4730 This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about screaming like Addison Rae in the studio while recording music for their upcoming live show in Vegas! Tana also spills the beans on her Euphoria audition. And Trish shares how Malibu's first ever playdate went! All that and so much Grey's Anatomy talk on today's exciting episode!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th

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