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Not Loveline

Not Loveline

Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas 71 Episodes Oct 12, 2026

NOT LOVELINE is a weekly call-in advice show about love, sex, and dating hosted by Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas. The hosts are not experts but draw from their own experiences to offer humorous and candid advice.

Episodes

BLACKMAILED By An EX-BOYFRIEND + Talking to GHOSTS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 89
BLACKMAILED By An EX-BOYFRIEND + Talking to GHOSTS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 89 Oct 12, 2026 4962 This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Tana's past traumas including the time one of her awful ex-boyfriends blackmailed her for over $70,000!! Plus the two give some sneak peeks into Trisha's upcoming memoir and go over some of their early history together! All that and more on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!
Cheating NBA Players & Man-Stealing Friends!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 88
Cheating NBA Players & Man-Stealing Friends!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 88 Oct 5, 2026 3845 The vibes are autumnal today on Not Loveline. Trish and Tana sip on their late night coffees and answer some pressing questions from all of you! How do you announce your engagement when you're an influencer? My co-worker is a cheater!! Do I tell his wife? And I slept with the guy my friend likes and now they both hate me! What do I do?? All that and some hot goss on this week's episode! WE
WHEN Will He PROPOSE!? + His MOM is EVIL!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 87
WHEN Will He PROPOSE!? + His MOM is EVIL!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 87 Sep 29, 2026 4586 Trish and Tana are here for you! This week on Not Loveline the girls get a healthy dose of yap in before taking some calls. They discuss the PR campaign for Trisha's upcoming memoir, Tana's interest in becoming a streamer, and their plans for Halloween this year. Plus how do you deal with a mother-in-law from hell? And should I give up on waiting for him to propose?? All that and more on today's e
My DAD is DATING My COUSIN! 🤮 + He has 5 SIDE CHICKS!!! | Not Loveline Ep 86
My DAD is DATING My COUSIN! 🤮 + He has 5 SIDE CHICKS!!! | Not Loveline Ep 86 Sep 22, 2026 4561 This week on Not Loveline it's another call-a-thon! Trish and Tana take several calls from listeners just like you and give amazing, highly qualified, fool-proof advice every single time. Today the girls tackle important issues like pooping yourself at festivals, cheating on your girlfriend, getting cheated on by your boyfriend, and of course...what do you do when your dad starts dating your cousi
EXPOSING Comedians + What's NOT Worth the Money!! | Not Loveline Ep 85
EXPOSING Comedians + What's NOT Worth the Money!! | Not Loveline Ep 85 Sep 14, 2026 4682 Trish and Tana are back again this week with plenty of yap for all of you!! This week the girls discuss the problematic pasts of many male comedians including Howard Stern. And discuss what is and isn't worth the money it costs! Plus what's this about new shows from both of our girls? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 toda
WHO is TARA YUMMY DATING!? + First Date with a Woman! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 84
WHO is TARA YUMMY DATING!? + First Date with a Woman! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 84 Sep 7, 2026 4355 Is Tara Yummy back together with Jake Webber!? Am I wasting my time with my boyfriend just because we're young? And I'm dating a woman for the first time! Am I a lesbian? Bisexual? Help!! Trish and Tana are here to talk about ALL of that AND MORE! Join them today for this week's Not Loveline! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: C
His GIRLFRIEND Looks like OUR MOM!? 🤮 + I HATE My Engagement Ring! | NOT LOVELINE
His GIRLFRIEND Looks like OUR MOM!? 🤮 + I HATE My Engagement Ring! | NOT LOVELINE Aug 31, 2026 4361 It's a call-a-thon today on this week's Not Loveline! 8 calls with a little yap thrown in too! Something for everyone! Trish and Tana tackle hard hitting questions like, what do I do when I hate my engagement ring? How do I raise my son not to be a misogynist? And what do I put on my next pickle? All that and more on today's call packed episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana
Tana MET KIM KARDASHIAN And Said WHAT!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 82
Tana MET KIM KARDASHIAN And Said WHAT!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 82 Aug 24, 2026 5756 This week, Trish and Tana serve up some hot goss with a side of calls! It's the best of both worlds as they talk about Tana's lore with Harry Jowsey and his new wife, Trish recaps being on America's Got Talent, and Tana talks about meeting Kim Kardashian!!! All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana
NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81
NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81 Aug 17, 2026 4454 This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana are picking up that phone!! It's a stacked episode today full of calls from all of you! Should I get a nose job? What do I look out for? Is my man gonna leave me??? And how do I stay safe with a stalker?! All that and of course, a healthy dose of yap, on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-orde
DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80
DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80 Aug 10, 2026 4460 Is Tana pregnant!? With strange cravings and a missed period the signs are pointing to positive! Trish is recording her audiobook and exposing everyone! Tana wants to interview Clavicular...is this a good idea? And should you risk it all for a man behind bars?? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and T
BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79
BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79 Aug 3, 2026 4032 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Another episode of Not Loveline coming right to you! This week Trisha and Tana recap learning to cook together at Benihana, which you can see in full on our Patreon! Plus the girls take some calls and give some advice on writing wedding vows. As well as avoiding burnout as a creator online. All that and lots of yap as alway
TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78
TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78 Jul 27, 2026 5700 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana reunite after some time apart and they have A LOT to yap about. Between Tana's ongoing driver journey and recently hitting her fence with her car, dubious LA bars, and overcoming Heartbreak, the girls have so much to cover. All that and more on today's episode!Come see Trisha a

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