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Not Loveline

Not Loveline

Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas 71 Episodes Sep 14, 2026

NOT LOVELINE is a weekly call-in advice show about love, sex, and dating hosted by Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas. The hosts are not experts but draw from their own experiences to offer humorous and candid advice.

Episodes

EXPOSING Comedians + What's NOT Worth the Money!! | Not Loveline Ep 85
EXPOSING Comedians + What's NOT Worth the Money!! | Not Loveline Ep 85 Sep 14, 2026 4682 Trish and Tana are back again this week with plenty of yap for all of you!! This week the girls discuss the problematic pasts of many male comedians including Howard Stern. And discuss what is and isn't worth the money it costs! Plus what's this about new shows from both of our girls? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 toda
WHO is TARA YUMMY DATING!? + First Date with a Woman! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 84
WHO is TARA YUMMY DATING!? + First Date with a Woman! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 84 Sep 7, 2026 4355 Is Tara Yummy back together with Jake Webber!? Am I wasting my time with my boyfriend just because we're young? And I'm dating a woman for the first time! Am I a lesbian? Bisexual? Help!! Trish and Tana are here to talk about ALL of that AND MORE! Join them today for this week's Not Loveline! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: C
His GIRLFRIEND Looks like OUR MOM!? 🤮 + I HATE My Engagement Ring! | NOT LOVELINE
His GIRLFRIEND Looks like OUR MOM!? 🤮 + I HATE My Engagement Ring! | NOT LOVELINE Aug 31, 2026 4361 It's a call-a-thon today on this week's Not Loveline! 8 calls with a little yap thrown in too! Something for everyone! Trish and Tana tackle hard hitting questions like, what do I do when I hate my engagement ring? How do I raise my son not to be a misogynist? And what do I put on my next pickle? All that and more on today's call packed episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana
Tana MET KIM KARDASHIAN And Said WHAT!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 82
Tana MET KIM KARDASHIAN And Said WHAT!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 82 Aug 24, 2026 5756 This week, Trish and Tana serve up some hot goss with a side of calls! It's the best of both worlds as they talk about Tana's lore with Harry Jowsey and his new wife, Trish recaps being on America's Got Talent, and Tana talks about meeting Kim Kardashian!!! All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana
NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81
NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81 Aug 17, 2026 4454 This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana are picking up that phone!! It's a stacked episode today full of calls from all of you! Should I get a nose job? What do I look out for? Is my man gonna leave me??? And how do I stay safe with a stalker?! All that and of course, a healthy dose of yap, on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-orde
DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80
DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80 Aug 10, 2026 4460 Is Tana pregnant!? With strange cravings and a missed period the signs are pointing to positive! Trish is recording her audiobook and exposing everyone! Tana wants to interview Clavicular...is this a good idea? And should you risk it all for a man behind bars?? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and T
BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79
BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79 Aug 3, 2026 4032 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Another episode of Not Loveline coming right to you! This week Trisha and Tana recap learning to cook together at Benihana, which you can see in full on our Patreon! Plus the girls take some calls and give some advice on writing wedding vows. As well as avoiding burnout as a creator online. All that and lots of yap as alway
TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78
TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78 Jul 27, 2026 5700 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana reunite after some time apart and they have A LOT to yap about. Between Tana's ongoing driver journey and recently hitting her fence with her car, dubious LA bars, and overcoming Heartbreak, the girls have so much to cover. All that and more on today's episode!Come see Trisha a
DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77
DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77 Jul 20, 2026 4192 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana power through a bunch of calls!! How do I tell my boyfriend that I hooked up with someone for $500 to pay for our vacation together? How do I move on after finding out my boyfriend is gay and has been hooking up with guys the whole time WITH AN OF? All that and more on today's
TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76
TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76 Jul 13, 2026 4500 WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Tana tells Trish all about a scary man who chased her with his car on one of her first nights behind the wheel!!! Plus the girls talk about house buying and whether or not Tana is going to plant roots in LA or Maui. All that and some great life advice on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO
CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75
CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75 Jul 6, 2026 4585 Yaps AND calls on this week's Not Loveline!! Today Trish and Tana are back and discussing their complicated feelings on Miami Swim Week, the dangers of Family Vlogging and Streaming. And the lore on Tana's childhood friendship with Suede Brooks! Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. M
I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74
I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74 Jun 22, 2026 4679 Trish and Tana are taking lots of calls today! This week on Not Loveline our girls give some good ol fashioned advice on a variety of topics! Like how to spice up a six year relationship, how to choose what to share online about your relationship, and the risks to consider before getting plastic surgery. You may end up regretting it! All that and more on this episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATG

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