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The Horny Housewife

The Horny Housewife

Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts 301 Episodes Aug 17, 2026

This podcast explores the reality of sex in marriage, covering topics like mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, and technique tips. Host Jordyn Hakes offers unfiltered advice and shares listener questions, aiming to help married couples find pleasure in their relationships. Each episode includes laughs, honest discussions, and occasional jaw-dropping stories.

Episodes

299. Deleted Texts, Dreading Coming Home & The Stories that Destroy Marriages
299. Deleted Texts, Dreading Coming Home & The Stories that Destroy Marriages Aug 17, 2026 3755 What happens when one deleted text turns into a full-blown story in your head—or when you find yourself dreading coming home to your own spouse? This week, we’re talking about the stories we tell ourselves in marriage and how those internal narratives can quietly become the lens through which we see our entire relationship. From deleted texts and phone privacy to resentment, emotional disconnecti
298. Would You Rather? Marriage Edition + My Wife Doesn’t Desire Me Anymore
298. Would You Rather? Marriage Edition + My Wife Doesn’t Desire Me Anymore Aug 10, 2026 3272 Would you rather: marriage edition — plus a listener question from a husband who feels like his wife doesn’t desire him anymore. I’m talking sex, attraction, rejection, marriage, intimacy, and what happens when one partner starts feeling unwanted in their relationship. A mix of fun, uncomfortable questions and a very real conversation about desire in long-term relationships. ASK ANON @ www.theho
297. Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Tell You What’s Wrong
297. Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Tell You What’s Wrong Aug 3, 2026 3527 Have you ever looked at your spouse and thought, "Why won't you just tell me what's wrong?" I think most people get this completely backwards. In this episode, I'm breaking down why people shut down instead of speaking up, what silence is actually communicating, and why the words "I'm fine" rarely mean what we think they do. If you've ever felt shut out, stonewalled, or like your partner expect
296. The Hidden Resentments that Slowly Kill Great Marriages
296. The Hidden Resentments that Slowly Kill Great Marriages Jul 27, 2026 2731 Most marriages don't end because of one explosive fight—they slowly drift apart from the small hurts that never get talked about. In this episode, we're diving into the hidden resentments that quietly erode trust, intimacy, and connection over time. From feeling unseen and unappreciated to keeping score, carrying the mental load, and giving up on asking for what you need, these are the silent rel
295. The Small Things That Lead to Great Sex
295. The Small Things That Lead to Great Sex Jul 20, 2026 3364 Great sex doesn't start in the bedroom—it starts in the small moments that happen every day. In this episode, we break down the simple habits that build emotional connection, increase desire, and create a stronger, more intimate marriage. Practical, relatable, and immediately actionable for both men and women. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Super.com : Start building your credit the
294. You're Not Happy... You're Comfortable
294. You're Not Happy... You're Comfortable Jul 13, 2026 3140 Comfort isn't always happiness—and confusing the two can keep you stuck for years. In this episode, I break down why so many people stay in relationships, jobs, and routines that feel "fine" but leave them unfulfilled. We talk about fear of change, emotional complacency, and the hard questions you need to ask if you're ready to build a life that actually feels good—not just familiar. If you've be
293. The Marriage Advice I No Longer Agree With
293. The Marriage Advice I No Longer Agree With Jul 6, 2026 3053 Some of the marriage advice we've all been given is... complete bullshit. Okay, maybe not all of it—but a surprising amount of it hasn't held up in my own marriage. In this episode, I'm sharing the relationship advice I no longer agree with, why I've changed my mind, and what I think actually works after years of marriage, therapy, mistakes, and a whole lot of figuring it out the hard way. We g
292. The Version of Your Marriage You're Comparing Yourself To Doesn't Exist
292. The Version of Your Marriage You're Comparing Yourself To Doesn't Exist Jun 30, 2026 3983 Is comparison quietly damaging your marriage? It's easier than ever to look at another couple—on social media, in your friend group, or even at church—and wonder why your relationship doesn't feel like theirs. But what if you're comparing your marriage to a version that doesn't actually exist? In this episode, we're talking about the unrealistic expectations we've placed on long-term relationshi
291. What Married Men Secretly Wish Women Knew About Sex ft. Stirling Cooper
291. What Married Men Secretly Wish Women Knew About Sex ft. Stirling Cooper Jun 22, 2026 4832 What do married men secretly wish women understood about sex, intimacy, and desire? In this candid conversation, Stirling Cooper joins me to discuss the biggest disconnects between husbands and wives in the bedroom, what men often struggle to communicate, how confidence impacts attraction, and the habits that create lasting sexual connection in marriage. Whether you're looking to improve intimacy,
290. Farting isn’t Sexy, Beginner Prostate Play & Channeling Your Inner “Bad” Girl
290. Farting isn’t Sexy, Beginner Prostate Play & Channeling Your Inner “Bad” Girl Jun 15, 2026 3323 tune in to hear me discuss a husbands plead for help in regards to his flatulent wife, another couples curiosity for backdoor play and why being a "bad girl" is -alluring- to your husband. ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com bluechew: buy 2 months of bluechew gold get your 3rd month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at https://www.bluechew.com popstar: get 20% off your purchase u
289. Reddit’s Wildest Relationship Problems
289. Reddit’s Wildest Relationship Problems Jun 8, 2026 2779 Today we take some of reddits wildest relationship stories and discuss. From not having an orgasm the entire 3 year relationship, to threatening to hurt the dog to control, to bikini pics ruining the marriage. Tune in NOW ASK ANON. @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Buy 2 months of Bluechew gold get your 3rd month FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at https://www.bluechew.com Popstar: Recieve
288. Thirst Traps, Sex Toys & Going from 'Mommy Mode' to 'HH'
288. Thirst Traps, Sex Toys & Going from 'Mommy Mode' to 'HH' Jun 1, 2026 3739 Today one husband is on the verge of divorce as his wife as taken her social media hobby of "bikini modeling" to the level....he isnt comfortable with. Another wife recieved a giant d!ldo as a gift awhile back and husband found...he wasn't exactly turned on. Lastly a tale as old as time, a wife who dearly loves her husband and struggles to go from mommy mode to "horny housewife" as the day evolve

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