Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Broken Simulation is a comedy podcast where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard explore evidence suggesting that our reality might be a broken simulation. Each episode blends humor with conspiracy theories and pop culture analysis.
Episodes
206: Democrats Eating Their Own + Military Insider Trading on Polymarket
The safety of sunscreen is in question. Someone with military knowledge is winning huge bets on PolyMarket, Hillary Clinton praised Trump's Israel strategy, a liberal sweetheart is being destroyed, and Bill Maher might vote Republican. Also a cannibal.Visit BlueChew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for the latest in boner tech.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon
205: White House Trolls QAnon + Oliver Tree Red Flags + Peter Thiel's DIalog Group
This episode was deleted by YouTube without much explanation. Inside we discuss Peter Thiel's secretive Dialog group, Charlie Kirk's latest controversy, James Franco's bizarre disclosure video, and the 1000th episode of Tin Foil Hat lead this week's insanity. Plus: Keir Starmer is out, Lindsey Graham's latest war push, the White House joking about Q, Oliver Tree's interests, Trader Joe's tote-bag
204: Proof of Rigged Elections + New UFO Video + Tucker vs Bongino + TFH 1000th
More proof of election rigging, as Spencer Pratt did get the shaft in the election, new UFO video (and fake footage) has been released, Tucker Carlson and Dan Bongino are going at each other regarding the Thomas Crooks investigation, Seinfeld sucks, and so much more on a new Broken Simulation.For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, vi
203: Spencer Pratt Got Screwed + Lego Theft Firestorm + Trump v Netanyahu + Priest: Aliens = Demons
Is Spencer Pratt about to get screwed in a rigged L.A. mayor's race? Suspicious results suggest the fix could be in. Also this week, we discuss President Trump's aggressive language criticising Benjamin Netanyahu, an exorcist who says aliens are demons, Scott Pelley being fired from Bari Weiss' CBS News, Hasan Piker's hard times, underwater alien bases, and so much more.For simple, online access t
202: Sam Attacked On Stage (AUDIO INSIDE) + Epstein Reporter Hit By Energy Weapon? + Cuba Invasion
Sam Tripoli has been accosted on stage again. We get into that, plus a reporter who investigated Epstein is fleeing the country after allegedly being targeted by directed-energy weapons, President Trump readies for a Cuba invasion, Tony Hinchcliffe responds to Chelsea Handler, Alex Stein helped expose the Washington Nationals, and Hasan Piker is in trouble.Get your Blue Chew Gold at www.bluechew.c
201: Thomas Massie Election Rigged? + New UFO Video + Elon's Ex + Guest: Jason Ellis
Results from the Thomas Massie election look awfully funny. We discuss that, plus Chelsea Handler being decimated by logic and Shane Gillis, Theo Von responds to Joe Rogan, nuns are under attack, and Jason Ellis joins us on the pod!For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtrip
200: Owen Benjamin Does Tucker + New Alien Images + Pete Davidson's Charlie Kirk Joke
On a special 200th episode of BS we discuss Owen Benjamin's take on Nick Fuentes and his Tucker Carlson appearance, how the Kevin Hart roast offended everyone, whether alien disclosure is always going to be this boring, whether the government is bringing demons into our dimension, and why this Adam Sosnick guy even tries.For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss,
199: Pastors Prepping For Alien Disclosure + Hantavirus + Spencer Pratt Wrecks Karen Bass
Government officials are meeting with pastors to prepare them for alien disclosure, according to a dude in an Afflictionesque button-down. We discuss that, plus the Met Gala is still creepy, Karen Bass is colluding with an opponent to defeat Spencer Pratt, only rich kids are succeeding in music (but is that really new?), and RIP Ted Turner.Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "
198: Another Trump Assassination Attempt + Erika Kirk Gets Weird + Alien Spheres + Russell Brand's Bad Week
There's a ton of weirdness around President Trump's would-be shooter, plus the Buga Sphere is back, King Charles visits America, Spencer Pratt has a chance, Jimmy Kimmel is in trouble (and so is Russell Brand), and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.Go to www.brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code 'BROKEN' at checkout to get 30-percent off sitewid
197: Joe Rogan Visits Trump + MORE Dead Scientists + KKK False Flags + Aliens = Future Humans?
Joe Rogan visited Donald Trump in the White House last week. We discuss that, plus more dead scientists, including one who says that what we think are aliens are actually future humans, and we watch video of Alex Jones responding to President Trump and the Onion's attempt to parody his brand. Also: Someone with nuclear secrets got O'Keefe'd, HUGE news from the SPLC indictment, including evidence o
196: Iran Blockade 4D Chess + Sam Joins The Big Leagues + Bob Barker's Legacy Under Attack
We talk Trump's blockade switcheroo in Iran, Eric Swalwell being naughty, Bob Barker's legacy, AI improvements, and the President as Jesus (or is that a doctor?).Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout!For Sam's dates visit samtripol
195: Trump Attacks Alex Jones + Spooky Sphere Footage + Missing Rocket Scientists
President Trump ranted against Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly in a rabid statement last week. We get into that, plus spooky new Bledsoe sphere footage, the missing scientists, the Artemis II mission and its photos, Sam Altman's creepy deathwish, hilarious ChatGPT hijinks, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.Get real food,
194: BIG Charlie Kirk Bullet News + Chris Bledsoe's Easter Prophecy + Palm Beach Pete
We talk breaking Charlie Kirk news, Chris Bledsoe's Easter prophecy, Palm Beach Pete, Netanyahu's bad week, Iran's bizarre propaganda, and Johnny has a crazy encounter at a Paul McCartney show.Visit Lucy.co and use the code "BROKEN" for 20-percent off! Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age, and every order is age-verified. WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive
193: Iran Hits The Fan + Justin Timberlake DWI + Afroman + Ted Cruz Calls The Shots
Netanyahu seems to be alive again, but the future is bleak. Also this week: Afroman's trial is hilarious, Justin Timberlake's DUI video is hilarious too, Ozempic bottom is a thing, Dan Bongino and Piers Morgan are confronted, and SO MUCH MORE. IT'S ALL HAPPENING!Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listen
192: Netanyahu Dead?! + Trump Says The Unthinkable + Rogan Rejects Andrew Bustamante
We discuss whether Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive, whether Tucker Carlson is in danger, and review footage of the dumbest thing Trump has ever said with respect to Iran -- he really let's the cat out of the bag -- All that and loads more on a new episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!Download thePrizePicks app today
191: Hillary Asked About Pizzag***! + Mossad False Flag + Shia LaBeouf is Fascinating
War with Iran is here, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been asked about Epstein and the Weiner laptop, Mossad apparently tried to instigate a false flag attack, and Shia LaBeouf is fascinating. Also we have big news about Tin Foil Hat!Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingt
190: Iran War?! + Newsom Can't Read + Shia's Big Adventure + Tucker Stomps Huckabee
War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more.Turn up the luxury at bedtime at www.quince.com/brokensim!Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and u
189: Trump Orders UFO Disclosure! + Prince Andrew Arrested + Epstein Double Revealed
President Trump has ordered alien life disclosure! Is it a distraction from Epstein or perhaps a pending war? Prince Andrew has been arrested, finally. Les Wexner was threatened by his attorney in newly released deposition tape ... right? Sam gasses an innocent man on a plane. And so much more!Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!Get 20% off your first Lucy order when you buy online
188: Bondi vs. Massie on Epstein + Les Wexner's Demon + New Kurt Cobain Investigation
Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise.Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!Get the right life insurance for you and and save more than 50-percent at sele
187: Epstein-apalooza + Evidence He's Alive + Rothschild Connections + Bert Kreischer's Health Scare
We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her.Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off their first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at Blue
186: Epstein File Dump! + Trump, Gates, Clinton Named + Major Revelations + XG the Spy
We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness.Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your
185: Rogan, Other Pods Snubbed By Globes + Trump's 'Board of Peace' + New UFO Footage
We talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new show, Bert Kreischer's curious Will Smith story, and some other big names for the key words.Save more than 50-percent on term life insurance at selectquo
184: Ana Kasparian vs Pearl Davis + Canada PM's Creepy NWO Speech + Rand Paul on Rogan
Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the Al
183: Venezuela! + Sam Is Angry + Will Smith is a Creep + Maron v Rogan
Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith.Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo
2025 Review: Tracking Sam's Nicotine Use + Behind-the-Scenes Drama + Charlie Kirk/LA Fires
On this special edition of Broken Simulation we recap the year that was, including Sam's progressive use of nicotine, the L.A. fires, the Charlie Kirk event, behind-the-scenes drama with the Sarper visit, Sam's big weekend at the Comedy Mothership, a call to Alex Stein, so much more!For Ridge's BIGGEST sale of the year head to ridge.com/broken and tell them we sent you!Don’t let your money sit aro
182: Rob Reiner Shock + Candace Owens Meets Erika Kirk + 2025 Review
We talk Erika Kirk's meeting with Candace Owens (and Erika's weird joke afterward), the shock of the Rob Reiner situation, a hilarious Bollywood take on A.H., a review of 2025, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!Go to Superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membership!
181: New Epstein Pics (Clinton/Gates/Trump) + Nick Fuentes on Piers + Burr Confronts Maron
We'll talk new Epstein pics (featuring Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump ... ), an exciting hair loss treatment, Trump potentially rescheduling marijuana, Nick Fuentes on Piers Morgan, DIck Van Dyke turning 100, how Sam heard through the grapevine that Bill Burr confronted Marc Maron, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.Secure your legacy at bluechew.com u
180: Owen Benjamin Was Right + Candace Owens' Background + Idiotic Comedian Rankings
We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say the N-word, and much more.Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!Take advantage of holiday
179: War With Venezuela? + More UFO Talk + Sam Sticks Nicotine Up His Bum
Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are live! We talk possible war with Venezuela as President Trump closes their airspace, the L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calling Spencer Pratt a liar, more "proof" of UFOs in the 40s and 50s, an infuriating gaming story, and loads more.Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped
178: Trump Reverses Epstein Course (Again) + Alex Stein Calls + SKANKFEST!
President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, plus we learn of a woman with real superpowers, the British government withholding important *****-19 data, and Sam talks Skankfest!Give the gift of a retreat this holiday season at www.quince.com/brokensim!Use the code "BROKEN" for 15 percent off at
177: Leslie Jones Attacks Tony Hinchcliffe + J6 Pipe-Bomb Bombshell! + Patrick Bet-David's IDIOTIC Take
Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 pipe bomb plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 50-year-mortgages, Sam goes to a circus, and Leslie Jones takes on Tony Hinchcliffe on this episode of Broken Simulation!Get Raycon's big Black Friday deal at www.buyraycon.com/broken!Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!Sav
176: Sam Mourns His Dog + Nick Fuentes Does Tucker + Charlie Kirk Probe Shut Down?
We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escaped monkeys, an insane CIA plot that recently came to light, an NFL missed kick conspiracy, and much more on this live Broken Simulation! Right now, Mizze
175: NJ Drone Mystery 'Solved' + Sam Does Rogan's Club + Candace Owens To Ignore Gag Order
We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color.Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken!Secure your legacy at www.bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken!Head
174: Charlie Kirk Israel Texts Revealed + Bill Burr's Mistake + Trump's Gaza Ceasefire
We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire.For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim.Head to www.cornbre
173: Candace Owens' Bombshell Charlie Kirk Theory + Theo Von's Taping + Kanye's List
We talk Candace Owen's explosive new theory about Tyler Robinson and his role in the Charlie Kirk event, plus Kanye has a list of his own, and we get into recent reports about Theo Von's taping on this special live edition of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.Right now Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at www.mizzenandmain.com, prom
172: Nic Cage/Charlie Kirk Connection + Rogan Club Gone Woke? + Tim Dillon Fired From Saudi Festival
Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim Dillon being fired from a gig in UAE and the big Saudi comedy festival, we get into Steven Crowder's take on Kirk, and we address allegations that Joe
171: Charlie Kirk Fallout/Theories + Kimmel Fired + New UAP Footage + Zuckerberg FAIL
We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he never mentioned Kirk. Mark Zuckerberg's big live Meta glasses event was an epic fail. Candace Owens has compelling info. And we look at new UAP footage, all on this new Broken Sim.Head to www.fastgrowingtrees.com and use the code "BROKENSIM" at checko
170: Sam's Message to Bryan Callen (After Rogan Debate) + Creepy Trump-Epstein Letter + Jim Breuer's Wisdom
Sam has some words for Bryan Callen after Bryan gets a little talking-to about science by Rogan, we absorb some wisdom from Jim Breuer, and we take a dive into whether the creepy letter to Epstein that appears to be signed by Trump should be damning to the president on this new episode.Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order
169: CIA Podcast Plants + Off the Grid Ryan Update + UK Free Speech Arrests
Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to milk this thing for all it is worth. We talk Putin and Xi being caught talking life extension and organ transplantation on a hot mic, celebrate the life of one of the great character actors, discuss UK free speech arrests, CIA podcast plants, and Sam shares an Off-the-Grid Ryan update, and so much more.Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code
168: Sam Did Rogan! (Austin move?) + Netanyahu on PBD + Sam Gets Secret Love Letter From Fan
Sam recaps his Rogan experience and reads a surprising letter live on the show from a woman who wants to hook up with him. Also this week we talk Netanyahu on PBD, Amanda Seales getting WRECKED by other black people in debate, Kim Iversen being menaced, Marc Maron being a dick, and a new comedian embodying the Andrew Dice Clay spirit -- maybe a little too much.For simple, online access to personal
167: "Pay Pigs" + Sam Does Rogan + Worst TFH Ever? + XG Menaces Chat
We are back after an extended break (for Sam to do Rogan!) to take your feedback, talk about what's happening in Washington D.C., the immigrant crisis in the United Kingdom, and then we have an ADstravaganza!Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!Get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your three-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.
166: Sam Going On Rogan + Lex Fridman Under Fire + Alien Footage + Happy Gilmore 2
This week on a live Broken Sim we learn Sam is headed back on the Joe Rogan Experience. We also have footage of aliens, and we discuss Lex Fridman being under fire, a crazy Trump/Kanye story, Happy Gilmore 2, the Wizard of Oz in Vegas, and loads more.Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!Get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your three-month unlimited wireless p
165: Nelk Boys Interview Netanyahu + Revisiting Rogan v Mencia + Hunter Biden Defends Crack + Colbert Canned
The Nelk Boys host a murderous tyrant, and so does Shawn Ryan (Netanyahu and Gavin Newsom, respectively). We get into that, plus Hunter Biden's hilarious defense of hardcore drugs and his father, a review of the Carlos Mencia incident that got Rogan banned from the Store, and a look at Shane Gillis' wonderful ESPY performance.Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!G
164: Big News! + More Epstein Gaslighting + Thomas Massie Controlled? w/ Guest Sharay Hayes aka 'The Punisher' From The Diddy Trial
We have a big announcement! Also, The Punisher from the Diddy trial joins us on Broken Sim this week and shares his unbelievable story. Also this week: More Epstein gaslighting by Trump and many Republicans, Trump might help Ukraine attack Moscow, Sam thinks Thomas Massie could be controlled opposition, we consider whether Ghislaine Maxwell will be pardoned, and we conclude with a profound piece o
163: Epstein Lies Could Cost Trump + Cloud-Seeding Propaganda + Population Collapse Could Help Greater Israel Project
Why is the Trump administration lying to everyone about Epstein? Why is the weatherman industrial complex lying to us about cloud seeding? How does European population collapse relate to the Greater Israel Project? That, plus Sam actually taps some people. But for real, this time. Oh, and a man with boobs.Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent
162: Did Diddy Get Away With It? + Candace Owens' INSANE Trump/Macron Phone Call + Sam ***** Himself (Again)
Did Diddy get away with it? We discuss that, Sam's latest sharting incident, the INSANITY that is the Candace Owens phone call from Trump about Macron's wife, and finally the Pee Wee Herman doc.Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationW
161: Trump = Peacemaker? + Sam Tripoli & Owen Benjamin Meet + Iran/Israel
On this special live Broken Simulation we recap the insanity of the past few weeks, discuss whether President Trump is playing 4D chess in the Middle East, and then Sam Tripoli recaps his experience at Bro Grove!Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.pat
160: L.A. is Burning! (Again) + Peter Thiel Tried To Buy Tim Dillon + Ali Siddiq In Studio!
Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thiel tried to buy Tim Dillon, apparently.Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!For Ali Siddiq's comedy visit: https://alisiddiq.comMore stuff: Get episodes ear
159: Elon's Black Eye + Tim Dillon Wrecks Sam Harris + Tim Heidecker = Left Wing Rogan? + Will Trump Pardon Diddy?
The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Rogan equivalent might be, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, the Diddy trial (would Trump pardon him?!), Elon's black eye, and more!Go to https://www.LiveLongerFormula.com/sam and take control of your health!Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the c
#158: Trump Ambushes SA Pres + Elon v Gates + Bernie Finally Gets Real ft. 90 Day Fiancé's Sarper in Studio!
Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey limply defends his "86" Trump post, Bernie Sanders calls Democrats a "threat to Democracy," more proof China isn't as populous as we're told, an update on the Mexican Navy fail, and a minor Super Heavy Legs update ... all on this week's Broken Simul
157: Sam Tripoli = Francis Bacon?! + James Comey Wants Trump 86'd + Kanye Writes Perfect Pop Song
SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever? Is Pope Leo just a dude? Is Trump's relationship with Netanyahu fracturing? Is the Roganverse propping up bad comedy, as Slate alleges? We tackle th
156: More UFO/Pentagon 'Disclosure' + Sam at Tom Segura's Premiere with XG from Tin Foil Hat
It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a Kamala/Clinton ticket in 2028, reports that Israel is keeping John Fetterman in office, George Santos going scorched earth on his colleagues, the world
155: Kanye **** His Cousin + UK Blocking Sun (Weather Mod) + Jordan Peterson Trashes Rep With Israel Talk
Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into the Clippers game, Shannon Sharpe's bad decision making, Sam's experience gigging with Gavin McInnes, the Pope's death, Jordan Peterson going full dipshit, the UK considering blocking out the sun, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation wit
#154: Sam Addresses Controlled Opposition Accusations + Blue Origin's Bad Day + Douglas Murray Self-Owns
Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard address accusations by the Tiktok fringe that Sam is controlled opposition, before getting into Douglas Murray's latest self-own, and discussing Blue Origin's shenanigans at the edge of "space" with Katy Perry and a gaggle of other "strong women."$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obvious
#153: Talking Douglas Murray/Dave Smith on Rogan + Russell Brand + 'Dire Wolves' + John Wick 5
We talk Douglas Murray's failed takedown of Dave Smith on the Joe Rogan Experience, the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves," Sam Harris' continued lunacy, Russell Brand, and dealing with the general insanity of the world on today's live Broken Simulation!Learn more about HIMS and start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/BROKENSIM.For 30-percent off your first order visit www.cornbreadhemp.c
#152: Terrence Howard Solves Three-Body Problem? + Trump Admin Suffers Dumbest Leak Ever + Sam's Dad = Autism Pioneer
Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, w
#151: Christ is King? + Trump Might Really Kill Income Tax + Sam Busted By Cops
Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with the law, what exactly could be wrong with saying "Christ is King," the cringiest video ever, Michelle Obama's new podcast with her clone/brother, an
#150: Trump Tariffs/Crypto Reserve + Sam's Dad Loses Teeth + What's Going On With Epstein Files?
The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some are questioning whether the move was on the up. We get into that, plus SNL blowing a golden opportunity with Zelenskyy's White House smackdown. Also this week we have the best proof yet of the Downs Rising, Sam's dad loses his teeth in Phoenix, we ar
#149: LA Mayor BUSTED: Prior Knowledge Of Fires? + Kennedy Leaving LucasFilm! + Trump's Gold Card
The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a source. We get into that, plus: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Kathleen Kennedy will be retiring from LucasFilm! Then we talk Trump's new "Gold Card," a comedian's apparent black-balling by the industry, the most no-brainer lawsuit in history, and so mu
#148: Our First Live Show! + Trump Sending Everyone $5K? + CIA Sabotage of Churches
We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation!Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30-percent off your first order!More
#147: Kanye Defends Puff, Attacks Chappelle + RFK Jr. Confirmed + Sam Is On Zyn And Squeaking
Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this week we get into RFK Jr.'s surprising appointment and his profound confirmation statement ... and Sam is back on Zyn, and it's making him squeak.Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options!F*%k
#146: Breaking Down DC Plane Crash + Trump Frees Ross Ulbricht + More Shawn Ryan Sketchiness
We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment.Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial!Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options!Head
#145: Trump Gets To Work + Sam ROBBED While Home! + Gaza Deal Legit? + XG Calls
Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in to give us the lowdown on some road shenanigans involving Sam AGAIN refusing to watch a couple of fans do their thing.More stuff: Get episodes early,
#144: Our City on Fire + Johnny Banned From Twitter + Zuckerberg's BS on Rogan + Arsonists at Work
Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getting what they voted for. Also this week: Johnny was banned from Twitter/X for getting too close to the truth, Sam has more travel issues, and Chris Cuomo has the most idiotic take about Joe Rogan.Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign
#143: Sam Attacked, Pulled Off Stage + Your Mom's House Visit + Biden's Pardons/Trump's Panama Promise
Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, as well as a recap of Sam's big trip to Mexico with Eddie Bravo. Later in the show we discuss Biden's pardons, Trump's plans to retake the Panama Canal, and the latest on Luigi Mangione.Head to www.policygenius.com/BROKEN to get your
#142: Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in Studio + Jersey Drones + UnitedHeathcare Shooter + Sam Befriends Roseanne
We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We also get into Sam's experience as Roseanne Barr's new best friend, and his big sober birthday!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation:
#141: Elon Buying MSNBC? + Pokemon Go Conspiracy + Immigrant Gangs of NY
Will Elon actually buy MSNBC? We discuss that, and we bid farewell to the leftist celebrities leaving X (and in some cases the country) on this year's Thanksgiving episode. We also talk Drake's dopey lawsuit, Miss Universe, Kamala's kooky message to supporters, and the insanity of the Wicked press tour. Oh, and we talk about why the UFO disclosure movement feels off.Go to http://sheathunderwear.co
#140: Talking Man Skills, Empires and Guns with Van Neistat + Trump at UFC + XG from TFH
The guys are joined by filmmaker/artist/craftsman Van Neistat for a wide-ranging discussion that touches on the unique nature of the current political moment, how comedians are unique among artists, and the first steps Sam should take in learning "man skills."Also this week, Tin Foil Hat's XG joins us in studio for the intro where we open a few gifts and talk about why Sam is gaining, rather than
#139: Election Extravaganza! + What Would It Take To Vote for Kamala? + The Rogan Bump
The guys are back on a short turnaround with their 2024 Election Extravaganza! We discuss what's at stake in the choice between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, and what it would take to get us to vote for Kamala Harris. We also discuss the big "Rogan Bump" Sam Experienced after his recent run on the Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Jimmy Dore, Adam Carolla, and other big shows.Sign up for Kalshi a
#138: Sam, Trump Break Records on Joe Rogan's Podcast + Tony Hinchcliffe Controversy + Election Talk
Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of Broken Simulation. We also discuss the election, the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy and how Joe Biden got him completely off the hook, and whether Kamala Harris will appear on Rogan as well. We end the show by running through the news.Sign up for Kalshi
#137: Sam Following Trump/Kamala on Rogan? + Sam's Kill Tony Visit + Mike Young's Insane Stories
We go deep on the election, including discussing Donald Trump's roasting of democrats at a fundraising dinner, and whether Kamala Harris will go on the Joe Rogan Experience (possibly before/after Sam, who is scheduled to appear soon). Later in the show, comedian and director Mike Young joins us to share one of the great all-time stories on BS. Later in the show, Sam recaps his Kill Tony visit, and
#136: Russell Brand's Christian Conversion + The Hitler Factor + Sam Recaps Skankfest
We talk Russell Brand's big spiritual coming out party with Jordan Peterson and whether it is genuine, the Hitler Factor, Sam's Skankfest experience, "Am I Racist?" and much more.Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Br
#135: Israeli Pager Poppin' + Kamala's Soup Brain on Oprah + Best TV of 2024 + Tim Dillon's Netflix Show
This week we talk Israel's "brilliant" pager attack, Kamala's soup-brained appearance on Oprah, our favorite new TV shows (including one Sam says is the greatest of all time), issues we both had with guns recently, and that moment in the 90s when we were all a little gay for Brad Pitt.Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode!More stuff: Get episodes early, and u
#134: Who Wants Trump Dead? + Diddy Arrest + Eddie Bravo Concert + Dave Grohl Fights Depopulation
Another day, another Trump assassination attempt. We discuss theories about the would-be shooter, and why Sam thinks it might be a work. We also discuss Dave Grohl's effort to fight population decline, the P. Diddy arrest, and the surprise of Trump refusing to debate Kamala Harris again.Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode!More stuff: Get episodes early, and
#133: Venezuelan Gang Takeover Conspiracy Offers Hope + Taylor Swift/Kelce Dating Hoax + Sam's Homeland
Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged?We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for doing a good deed, Tim Cook's BS statements about Chinese labor, and finally the surprising backers of Elon Musk's twitter takeover on this week's sho
#132: Sam Reacts to DNC, Theo Von/Trump Interview + Matthew Perry = Bad for Psychedelics + More UFOS!
So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad dentists, poo in the swimming pool, UFO sightings, a big question about the future of TFH, and our general awe that we live in a branch of the simulation where Tho Von interviews Donald Trump.Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss
Retro Sim: Revisiting the First Episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli
We're off this week, so we thought it might be fun to revisit the very first episode of Broken Simulation for those who haven't heard it. For those who have, Johnny breaks in occasionally with commentary as we look back on the origins of this crazy little show.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch
#131: What's the Beef with Joe Rogan? + Bill Gates Is Still a Creep + Talking TFH Changes with XG in Studio
Our friend XG from TFH joins us as we discuss the outpouring of criticism aimed at Joe Rogan, and how surprising it is that some of it is from comedians. We also discuss a change in Tin Foil Hat's format, why House of the Dragon's finale was a failure, RFK Jr.'s bizarre bear incident, and the latest revelation about how big a creep Bill Gates is. Oh, and some people think the Hawk Tuah girl is tra
#130: Can Kamala Win? (Joe Rogan Thinks So) + Olympics Psyops + Trump's Ear + Jason Ellis is Next
Can Kamala Harris win? Joe Rogan seems to think so. Are these Olympics a giant psyop? Probably. Also this week, even more puzzling information is revealed about the Trump shooting, including the fact that he was on stage for minutes while police surrounded the would-be assassin's perch. Oh, and why doesn't Trump have a mark on his ear? One last thing: Sam makes a bold prediction about Jason Ellis.
#129: Is Joe Biden Dead? + Elon Musk's Breaking Point + Notorious B.I.G. a Phony?
With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation from Elon Musk.To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist.More stuff: Get episodes early
