You Cannot Be Serious
Topical chat and opinions on current events and everyday life, delivered with a candid and humorous perspective.
Episodes
Episode 365 - Part 1 - Home and Away
Episode 364 - Part 2 - Speed, Skiddies, 007
Episode 364 - Part 1 - Ahead of the Curve - Again
Episode 363 - Part 2 - Neale, Bluey, Brad
Episode 363 - Part 1 - Luggageless, Knickerless, Nichollsless
Episode 362 - Part 4 - Pilot James Nixon
Sam Newman sat down with James Nixon who is a retired pilot for Emirates.
Episode 362 - Part 3 - Political Lies
Episode 362 - Part 2 - Devils, Tigers & Scotland
Episode 362 - Part 1 - Duck Neck, Gala Round
Episode 361 - Part 2 - Low Lifes, Journos, Archibald
Episode 361 - Part 1 - Lame Duck, Gold, Ethics
Episode 360 - Part 2 - Fiery Duck, WW eleven
Episode 360 - Part 1 - Cow Eyes, Bribes
Episode 359 - Part 3 - Zerafa and the Zoo
Episode 359 - Part 2 - City Safety
Episode 359 - Part 1 - SOS AFL
Episode 358 - Part 2 - Safety, Society
Episode 358 - Part 1 - lol, AFL
Episode 357 - Part 2 - The Trump Files
Episode 357 - Part 1 - Wayne's Away
Episode 356 - Part 1 - Before we Gather
Episode 355 - Part 2 - Gather Round + Kylie
Episode 355 - Part 1 - Blood, Maggots, Pride
Episode 354 - Part 3 - Brian Coghlan
Episode 354 - Part 2 - Taunting, Trump
Episode 354 - Part 1 - Ahead of the Curb
Episode 353 - Part 2 - City of Melb Fib
Episode 353 - Part 1 - Argy Bargy
Episode 352 - Part 3 - Political Crap
Episode 352 - Part 2 - Dog Woman
Episode 352 - Part 1 - AFL Crap, AWFL Fatties
Episode 351 - Part 1 - MIA
Episode 350 - Part 3 - Zoltan Banyai
Episode 350 - Part 2 - Complaints
Episode 350 - Part 1 - MAFS MAN
Episode 349 - Part 1 - F1, MAFS, State of Origin
Episode 348 - Part 2 - Law & Order with Tim Penhalluriack
Episode 348 - Part 1 - Duck Out
Episode 347 - Part 2 - X, Trump, State of Origin
Episode 347 - Part 1 - Trains & Tennis
Episode 346 - Part 2 - Politic Opinion
Episode 346 - Part 1 - Flags, Lamb, Plover
Episode 345 - Part 3 - Scott Hanley
EP 345 - Part 2 - Yabbies, Barbie, AFL
EP 345 - Part 1 - Tennis, Grunting, OZ Day
Episode 344 - Part 2 - Rudd, AI, Venues
Episode 344 - Part 1 - Nits and J Mac
Episode 343 - Part 2 - Blackmail, Chicken
Episode 343 - Part 3 - John Deeks
Episode 343 - Part 1 - Oz Males, Gossip
Episode 342 - Part 3 - Political Wrap Up
EP 342 - Part 2 - 2025 Happenings
EP 342 - Part 1 - Dan Out, Duck In
Episode 341 - Part 2 - Ethics, Umpires, Wind
Episode 341 - Part 1 - Chrissy, Carl, Crackers
Episode 340 - Part 2 - Duck Dynasty
Episode 340 - Part 1 - Reflective Duck
Episode 339 - Part 3 - Dick and I
Episode 339 - Part 2 - Aroma, Suppression, Botox
Episode 339 - Part 1 - Bisexuality, Apology, Santa
Episode 338 - Part 1 - Gals, Guys, Other
Episode 337 - Part 2 - All Things Wrong
Episode 337 - Part 1 - Food, Footy, Flogs
Episode 336 - Part 2 - Political Duck
Episode 336 - Part 1 - A(W)FL, Sport Australia
Episode 335 - Part 2 - Coming OFF the Bench
Episode 335 - Part 1 - AFL Overload
EP 334 - Part 2 - Push to Deceive
EP 334 - Part 1 - Tips and Rules
Episode 333 - Part 2 - Fauna, Jet Skis, Darts
Episode 333 - Part 1 - Betting, History, Melbourne
Episode 332 - Part 2 - Gavin Wood
Sam Newman chatted to the legend Gavin Wood about his career and more.
Television
“Countdown” - ABC Voice and occasional host for 7 years.
“Hey, Hey it’s Saturday” - 9 Network – Host “Pop Report” 5 years.
“Personality Squares” - 10 Network – Square and Audience warm up - 2 years.
“The Love Game” - 7 Network – Host
“Nightlife” 10 Network - Segment Host - 4 years.
“The Price is Right” – Network 10
EP 332 - Part 1 - Duck Soup
Episode 331 - Part 3 - The Doc's Back
Episode 331 - Part 2 - Rewriting History
Episode 331 - Part 1 - Is Tess Real?
Episode 330 - Part 2 - NRL 1, Harris 0
Episode 330 - Part 1 - Parity, Wind, Hypocrisy
EP 329 - Part 2 - Changing the Game
EP 329 - Part 1 - Justifying Duck
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