Net Positive with John Crist
Net Positive is a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist, featuring quality conversations, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, and incorrect statistics. New episodes drop every Wednesday, with full video episodes available on YouTube. The show aims to provide a positive take on various topics, despite not solving all the world's problems. Produced by Lagos Creative.
Episodes
*Pat Pat*
Ice cream shops, college rush, mean teachers, and things that don’t work… On the net, it's a positive.
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Laughter Is Medicine (w/ RFK Jr.)
No, this is not AI… the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., joined us on the pod… On the net, it's a positive.
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COWBOY COLOSTRUM:
Watch My Stuff
Back to school, walking distances, defending boomers, summer camp for adults, and airport stealing… On the net, it's a positive.
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The First 48
Empty houses, Savannah Bananas, the most embarrassing apps, Gen Z’s new problem… On the net, it's a positive.
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aw tysm
Trump at the World Cup, vacation content, the worst states, and a Waymo intervention… On the net, it's a positive.
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Trigger Town (w/ Brantley Gilbert)
Speedos on the beach, bar fights, a burning tour bus, and writing country music hits… On the net, it's a positive.
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Citizenship Red Card
America 250, women gambling, snapping pics… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Old Intern
Solving your workplace problems… On the net, it’s a positive.
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AMERICAN FI
2:15 in the Philippines
World Cup, seatbelts, instagram gremlins, apple or fig … On the net, it’s a positive.
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Speaking American
Type 2 fun, judging, changing our language, and The Bible Diet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Line Leader (w/ Sadie Robertson Huff)
Praying for Justin Bieber, a 9 on the ACT, kindergarten line leaders, and being canceled by Beyoncé… On the net, it’s a positive.
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White Collar Hookah
America 250, stalking, being polite to AI, and calling animal control… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Depth Over Dopamine (w/ Josh Pate)
College football, modern day media, and untold stories… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Stick Shift
Modes of communication, an Ella fella’s birthday party, and standing on your tippy toes as a man… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Plumber Chic
Too early for breakfast, side chats to the group chat, being late to church, and the minimum Venmo request… On the net, it’s a positive.
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As A Man
Laying Spirit to rest, what your coffee order says about you, the quarter zip trend, and ring by spring… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Toes & Nails
Solo events, judging seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails… On the net, it’s a positive.
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ROCKET MONEY:
$26 Entree
Condoleezza Rice, John’s DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and putting down the bag of rocks… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)
ChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Bunnies & Eggs
Origins of the easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and saying "bro"… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Tink Tink
Ancient memes, getting replaced, post game pressers, and almost cussing… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
Right vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive.
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More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive.
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The Roast Of Net Positive
Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive.
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Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive.
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POV Stomach
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive.
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Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Mental Physical Therapy
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Pause All Parties
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive.
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No Hang List
John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a positive.
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License To Preach
Going to a catholic church, John’s Uber battle, graduation or wedding, and places we WILL be going… On the net, it’s a positive.
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1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY
3/8 Nashville, TN
Green Room (w/ ERNEST)
All things country music, green room stories, and of course plenty of laughs to go around… On the net, it’s a positive.
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1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
1/25 Nashville, TN
2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY
3/19 Mi
Fraudanese
Internet experts, sleep supportive families, and borrowing your husband… On the net, it’s a positive.
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1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
1/25 Nashville, TN
2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY
3/19 Milwaukee, WI
3/20 J
Why’s The TV Hot? (w/ Tara-Leigh Cobble)
Growing up in the church, bible versions, the origins of The Bible Recap… On the net it’s a positive.
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1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
1/25 Nashville, TN
2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY
3/19 Milwaukee, WI
3/20 Jackson, MI
3/21 Rock
Holiday Quests
We’re back once again, solving your holiday problems one joke at a time… On the net it’s a positive.
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1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
1/25 Nashville, TN
2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY
3/19 Milwaukee, WI
3/20 Jackson, MI
3/21 Rockfor
New Creature
Solving your holiday problems, one joke at a time (with some real advice too)… On the net it’s a positive.
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1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
1/25 Nashville, TN
2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY
3/19 Milwaukee, WI
3/20 Jackson, MI
3/21 Roc
Uber Ambulance
Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive.
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12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/13 - Johnstown, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
1/25 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
Load Management (w/ Carey Nieuwhof)
The State Of The Union of churches in 2025, bad Jesus interactions, Pastor load management, Going to online church, and pastors using AI… On the net, it’s a positive.
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12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
Blood Vacation
John’s brain test, sports fan age ranges, not fitting in with the crowd, and our takes on turkey… On the net, it’s a positive.
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11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/
Coffee and Mexican (w/ Anne Wilson)
Dressing up the band, what touring life is like, the Gen Z comeback, and the current dating scene… On the net, it’s a positive.
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11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/1
Watch My Bags
Government shutdown, when moms go out of town, watching other people’s bags, and calling out gross behavior… On the net, it’s a positive.
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11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding,
Homeschool Transfer Portal (w/ Tim Tebow)
How Tim Tebow changed high school sports in Florida, his favorite coach stories, how our society lacks purpose, and living passionately... On the net, it's a positive
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11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyle
Irish Goodbye
Poor decor, having expensive taste, Primetime's prayer, and playing more or less... On the net, it's a positive.
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11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa
The Market Is Never Wrong
ChatGPT being a yes man, parking in two spots, standing ovations, market is always right... On the net, it's a positive.
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10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
Head In The Sand (w/ Candace Cameron Bure)
The wink that started it all, crying on podcasts, ripped jeans in church, and how Candace got John hacked… On the net, it’s a positive. works best
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10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane
8% Plastic (w/ Lauren Daigle)
Instagram throwback, comparing, paying $100 for being late, ministry team, and finding delight in humankind... On the net, it's a positive.
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10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chat
Rattlesnake Rodeo (w/ Chris Tomlin)
Mt. Rushmore of radio, breaking out Amazing Grace, Charlie Kirk’s Memorial, and worshipping on South Beach… On the net, it’s a positive.
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10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/1
Rice & Beans (w/ Dave Ramsey)
Sports betting, blessed Hondas, lobster eventually tastes like soap, choosing your hard, and why hope is still the best investment… On the net, it’s a positive.
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9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
Meta Positive
… On the meta, it’s a positive.
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9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, P
All Vibes Matter (w/ Mayor Freddie O'Connell)
The state of Nashville, why the truth is complicated, and building a wall for the Titans… On the net, it’s a positive.
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9/12-14 - Huntsville, AL
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evans
The Correction Effect
Gambling on sports, looking at the groom, and the correction effect… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
John Got Engaged
The engagement story, the open bar test, the Cracker Barrel rebrand, and Taylor Swift vs Katt Williams... On the net, it's a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2
God Told Me To (w/ Brian Bates)
You gave us more church problems, we gave you more "advice"… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Pe
Reserved Parking (w/ Brian Bates)
You gave us your church problems, and we fixed them (maybe)… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peor
Too Much Dopamine
Screaming for the DJ, non-alcoholic bars, Uber for women, and too much dopamine… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayto
Talking Frog (w/ Dusty Slay)
The gold standard, revisiting Breaking Bad, talking frogs, and godly country songs… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayt
Raise Your Hand
Coldplay conspiracies, defining walking distance, and when we're allowed to raise our hand... On the net, it's a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/
Planet of the Vapes
Jordan’s talk, wedding gifts to the homeless, biblical tattoos, and the rise of domestic activities… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
(Wellness)
Standing or sitting for fireworks, the Lord protecting us at night, cutting grass, new cruise rules, and no hugs (wellness)… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
Next Man Up (w/ Kirk Herbstreit)
Crazy CFB fans, unroastable sports teams, the McAfee Effect, and the legendary Lee Corso… On the net, it’s a positive.
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8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton
Gross Positive
John’s Tonight Night Show Experience, being reposted by Trump, cargo pockets, armed DoorDash driver, and cemetery speculation… On the net, it’s a positive.
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9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
This Is My Retirement (w/ Ginger Billy)
Tiers of comedy, redneck projects, a bad family tattoo, and discussing if gingers are black… On the net, it’s a positive.
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9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
This You?
Trump vs Elon, Key and Peele vs Dave Chappelle, Mobile Scanner Jeans, and a new Tinder feature… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon
The Type We Want (w/ Anjelah Johnson)
Burping during a comedy set, one time fans, what moms do all day, and how to deal with crying babies in public… On the net, it’s a positive.
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5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
Tier 1 Yapper
You sent in questions about parenting, and we answered them… On the net, it’s a positive.
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5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evan
THXDAD
Pastors with props, making new friends, and answering fan questions… On the net, it’s a positive.
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5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2
Cool Gigs For Cool Guys (w/ Ben Rector)
Praying before shows, cussing in songs, christian frats, breakfast routines… On the net, it’s a positive.
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5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
The Lumber Section
A new conspiracy theory, men’s heights vs women’s weights, and stay at home salaries… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BREAK
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawass
Christian Mel Kiper
Sliding in the real life draft, the Christian Mel Kiper, baby showers, Jesus is the standard, … On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
SUMMER BRE
Handyman Summer
Katy Perry goes to space, our new race car, and our big plans for this summer… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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When Dad Says No
Rory memes, Trump at church, financing Coachella, and what you can and can’t finance… On the net, it’s a positive.
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4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3
Film Me, Ready?
Christian tornados, the best sports naps, racist activities, political vows, and praying for Tesla… On the net, it’s a positive.
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4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers,
Outback Special (w/ Jordan Davis)
Stage names, uncool encores, vocal rest, and Outback… On the net, it’s a positive.
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4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1
John Ramsey
Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a positive.
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3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tul
Keep Your Wife (w/ Michael Knowles)
Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive.
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3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 -
Fake Busy
Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive.
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3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29
Sea Salt & Honey (w/ Warren Zeiders)
Consuming sea salt before a workout, the college dropout spectrum, shirt ripping tips, and letting your friends know you have a manager… On the net, it’s a positive.
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3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lyn
Haha-related
Mountain Dew conspiracies, not having that app, feet up topics, and judging your explore pages… On the net, it’s a positive.
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3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - G
Buckle Brothers (w/ Nate Smith)
What makes a good country concert, not having social media, going to hair school, and John’s failed business idea… On the net, it’s a positive.
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3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cinc
Room Temp IQ
Super Bowl recap, our thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show, coffee snobs, and room temp IQs… On the net, it’s a positive
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2/13 Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/15 - Tysons, VA
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtl
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