Quit Playin' with Jazmyn and Amber
Quit Playin' with Jazmyn and Amber is a comedy podcast where hosts Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W., both comedians and moms, discuss motherhood, pop culture, and everyday chaos with unfiltered humor. Each episode blends sharp wit and relatable stories, covering topics from parenting struggles to trending news. The show aims to provide laughter and a sense of community for listeners navigating life's beautiful mess.
Episodes
Desi Banks Drama, Manifesting, and Rude Employees
This week Jazmyn and Amber get into what success really looks like, whether going viral is a blessing or a curse, and why the “big opportunity” might not always be worth it. They talk Desi Banks, chasing TV dreams, raising kids who watch you chase yours, and Amber’s four-year-old testing out stand-up material.
Then they ask the important questions: Why is mentioning another man the fastest way to
Microaggressions, Carnival Cruises & Dream Girls
This week Jazmyn and Amber discuss body hair, Carnival cruises, and whether your partner’s Instagram explore page is trying to tell you something.
They get into the dangerous territory of being your partner’s “dream girl,” funny uncles recycling everybody else’s jokes, and one flight attendant who may or may not have been ready to risk it all for Captain George.
Plus, Jazmyn gets gifted a founda
Michelle Obama Is The Blueprint For Fashion
This week on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn reveals what happened after her surprise balloon pop date, Amber defends the millennial jean jacket, and the girls debate whether a good employee should be allowed to come to work with their titties out.
They get into first-date dress codes, why nobody knows how to dress for their body, and the deeply confusing era when women wore pencil skirts, pearls, and corpo
Keep the Shoes, Steal the Pillows
This week on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn needs a ruling on her new shoes, Amber investigates the V12 employee inspections, and a former Hooters girl reveals exactly what “girl next door” used to mean.
The girls get into pretty privilege, interracial dating awakenings, whether kids should be banned from social media, and how much privacy a teenager should actually have. Then Amber’s dad fails to fin
The Trick With Open Marriages
This week on Quit Playin', Jazmyn's fresh off a great second date, Amber's back from a romantic getaway, and the girls are debating premarital therapy, open relationships, and the advice they'd give their younger selves.
Then things take a turn with a farmer's market period emergency, a comedy club with no AC, and one unforgettable request to "show me your booty."
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Nene L.A. Shiro on Gym Etiquette, Fashion, & Chipotle Orders
This week on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber are joined by internet favorite Nene L.A. Shiro for a conversation that covers ballroom, bad gym etiquette, and why some people need to decide what they want before they get to the front of the Chipotle line.
They get into Nene’s rise from fashion designer to viral creator, celebrities who never returned borrowed looks, knowing your worth, spl
Your Man Should Not Be in My Comments
This week on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber have one simple question: why is somebody’s husband, father, mentor, author, artist, and boldly loving Jesus in Jazmyn’s comments worrying about her relationship status?
From there, the girls get into tattoos with expired friendships attached, birth control war stories, C-section recovery, summer dress codes, water park bikinis, and why some outfit
Summer Is for Bad Decisions
Summer has entered the group chat, and Jazmyn and Amber are setting intentions: more trips, more money, more making out, and absolutely no wasting a good outfit on a boring night.
This week on Quit Playin’, the girls talk intimacy goals, play party etiquette, cookout arrival times, cousins who repossess their own liquor, and the sacred rule that you cannot pack a to-go plate before everybody
Who's Still Seeing Chris Brown on Tour?
Jazmyn showed up with the legs out, so of course the girls had to get into comedy dress codes, stage outfits, and why some performers need a tailor before another tour date. This turns into an Ashanti and Keyshia Cole convo which then dissolves into Coke bottle silhouettes and teeny-bopper fits.
Then it’s Chris Brown and Usher tour talk, Usher Bucks, first concert confessions, Mikayla’s div
If I'm Pregnant, Send Help!
This week on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber talk Latto’s rumored pregnancy, personal branding going left, and why your brand cannot be “big mama, no kids” once the belly enters the chat. They also get into Meghan Trainor’s body-positive era, Kevin Hart’s roast, lazy shock-value comedy, and why a real roast should have jokes written for the person actually being roasted.
They also talk being too a
Cheyenne Bryant is a Fake Doctor?!
This week on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber talk Dominique Morgan’s leaked old music and recent controversy, Jeezy’s black-tie Vegas residency, and whether trap music belongs in formalwear. They discuss the fake doctor allegations surrounding Cheyenne Bryant’s credentials.
They also talk Cardi B and Stefon Diggs, public arguments on Mother’s Day, baby daddy boundaries, and what happens when a wom
Tre’vell Anderson on Dave Chappelle, Trans Rights & Cybertrucks
This week on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber welcome Tre’vell Anderson to talk trans visibility, gender-neutral parenting, Dave Chappelle trying to hand the blame to the GOP like a hot potato, and why the media would rather cover controversy than actual trans lives.
They also get into historically Black phrases that need their own Smithsonian exhibit, postpartum voice drops, Republicans hearing Am
Tracee Ellis Ross "Cloud Bob", Good CEO's & Spicy Books
This week on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber talk corporate girlboss culture, being raised by Eric Jerome Dickey novels, and why the internet insists on renaming things Black people already invented. They get into whether working from home is actually better or not, why “likability” might matter more than LinkedIn buzzwords, white people calling afros “cloud bobs,” and the very specific humiliation
Kid Fury on Podcast Bros, Ghosting & Men Avoiding Therapy
This week on Quit Playin’, special guest Kid Fury joins Jazmyn and Amber for a conversation that somehow turned into therapy, a roast session, and a cultural study all at once. They talk about ghosting at grown age, why everybody suddenly has a podcast but no therapist, fake viral content, being chronically online, and the emotional support “Poison” by Bell Biv DeVoe has apparently been providing
Skai Jackson's AI Antics & Embracing Your Natural Hair
This week on Quit Playin’ with Jazmyn and Amber, the girls get into all things HAIR. Natural hair, wigs, weave culture, and then internet personas, motherhood, relationships, and why everybody does not deserve access to you.
Amber shares the story of her prom tracks literally sliding out on the dance floor, while Jazmyn opens up about hair politics, beauty standards, and why she blocks people wit
Kandi Burruss Divorce Drama & Roasting Haters
This week on Quit Playin’ with Jazmyn and Amber, what starts as a casual debate turns into a full-blown spiral, covering dating preferences, internet nonsense, and the very serious question of who should (and shouldn’t) have access to you.
Somehow, they go from jokes and wild takes to calling out bad behavior, setting boundaries, and realizing not everybody deserves a front-row seat in your life.
Latto & 21 Savage Baby Drama, Mikayla Nogueira Backlash & Guilt
Sometimes the conversation starts with wigs and internet mess… and ends with possums, parenting guilt, and hard truths about dating.
This week, Jazmyn and Amber get into social media dogpiles, “handsome head start” men, and why being fine is not a personality. Then it gets real. Motherhood, boundaries, career pressure, and the reality that you can have everything… just not all at once.
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Sasheer Zamata on Shaving Your Head, Dating Icks, and Star Trek
Today Jazmyn and Amber are joined by SNL album Sasheer Zamata! They go in about shaving their head and how everyone should try it at least once. Then they talking about A-list celebrity crushes (not B or C list), dating on the apps (and the DM's) and food diaries! And yes, there IS a difference between a sketch and a skit!
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Stefon Diggs Drama, Cheating, & How Motherhood Changes You
Sometimes growth looks like healing… and sometimes it looks like telling your mama, “you’re fired as my assistant.”
This week, Jasmine and Amber start with a very serious debate: dark meat vs. white meat, and somehow end up discussing cannibalism, dating preferences, and losing your “Black card.” They go from pop culture and questionable men into a real conversation about motherhood, boundaries,
Monét X Change Drags MAGA and Talks Situationship Rules
Monet X Change returns for part two... and she’s still booked, engaged, and fully in her business.
This week, Jazmyn and Amber get into the real stuff: family dynamics, old wounds, and how childhood experiences sneak their way into your adult relationships (whether you’ve unpacked them or not).
From stand-up workshop moments to big booty revelations, the conversation moves between healing and p
Monét X Change Spills on Traitors, Domino Couture, & Marriage
Our other favorite sibling, Monet X Change, is in the building: booked, engaged, and apparently 71% owner of EVERYTHING.
This week, Jazmyn and Amber get into relationships, independence, and what “quality time” really looks like (hint: separate rooms). From airplane etiquette to engagement energy, it quickly turns into a hilarious but honest convo about love languages, marriage rules, and the nev
Tyra Banks ANTM Doc Drama, Funerals & Hot Waffle House Staff??
Sometimes being nice will have you broke… and still stressed.
This week, Jazmyn and Amber get into the fine line between being kind and being played, from turning down disrespectful pay to realizing that sometimes the “villain” is just the only person telling the truth. They talk about setting boundaries, knowing your worth, and why “I’ll figure it out” is not a personality trait.
It spirals int
Ozempic, Facelifts, and Being an Unreasonable Woman
Some people don’t ask for $100, they build a full storyline first.
This week Jazmyn and Amber break down the very creative ways people try to borrow money without actually asking for money: the dramatic explanations, the unnecessary details, and the moment you realize the story is way longer than the amount being requested.
It turns into a very honest conversation about lending money to friends,
Dating 101: When To Dump A Man, Dealbreakers, and Marriage
Jazmyn kicks things off with a life update: she’s newly single, because one homophobic comment was all it took to get that man escorted directly out of the relationship. As he should be. Amber is here to conduct the post-breakup investigation like a very supportive (and slightly nosy) HR department, and before long we’re unpacking dating dealbreakers, personal standards, and the exact moment someo
Discussing Tyler, the Creator's D'Angelo Tribute Backlash
This week we hit record and immediately chose violence.
The gals are debating flats vs. drums like the fate of the culture depends on it, Jazmyn is side-eyeing anybody with more than six braids, and Amber is unpacking holiday trauma that involves Judge Mathis marathons and dads who just want you to “sit here” without a conversation topic.
We get into Tyler, D’Angelo, and what it means when your
Cardi vs. Nicki & Love Is Blind Pick Me Energy
This episode? Pure chaos in the best way possible. Amber is being held hostage by her husband’s IBS (BOOK THE APPOINTMENT, SIR), Jazmyn is defending chitlins like it’s a civil rights case, and somehow we spiral from banana pudding slander to epidurals and “doing it for the ancestors.”
We get into the Cardi vs. Nicki mess and why kids should be off limits, Jazzy Brown pumping while driving (where
Missy Elliott at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show & RIP D'Angelo
This week on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber are asking the important questions:
Is “boy mom” culture a cult?
Can your man go on a 5-day cruise without you?
And what exactly qualifies as Michelin star coochie?
Amber breaks down the secret society energy of boy moms, Jazmyn explains the standards for award-winning intimacy, and somehow we end up reliving C-minus bedroom trauma from o
Celebrity Crushes, IBS, Dating Standards, & Red Flags
This week on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber are back in their element: tired, honest, hilarious, and absolutely not playing about dating, sleep, or men doing too much on the internet.The conversation starts with night-owl moms vs. early-to-bed parents and quickly spirals into the ultimate dating red flag breakdown. Along the way, Jazmyn lays out her very specific dating standards, Amber defends lo
Struggle Meals, Scams & Unhinged Life Advice with Bob the Drag Queen
In Part Two of Bob The Drag Queen’s extended stay on Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber pick right back up where things left off; which is to say, still off the rails. The Janet Jackson conversation is technically over, but the chaos is not. This time around, the group dives into childhood struggle meals, gum-swallowing confessions, scammy side hustles, broke vs. rich behavior, parenting hot takes, an
Janet Jackson, Dating Rules & Seafood with Bob the Drag Queen
In this episode of Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber are joined by friend of the pod and executive mother, Bob The Drag Queen, and absolutely nothing stays on track. What starts with dating habits and main character energy turns into unhinged celebrity takes, a Janet Jackson conversation that refuses to die, bold comedy claims, airport behavior that should be illegal, and opinions that were clearly m
Navigating Situationships, AI, & Scams
In Episode 2 of Quit Playin’, Jazmyn and Amber talk dating with intention, clearing rosters, and why a man without a plan needs to be released immediately. Things quickly spiral into AI robots stalking the neighborhood, ChatGPT guilt, dating app scams, wing woman failures, postpartum body comments nobody asked for, and why finding dirty drawers in the baby bag is grounds for trash and silence.
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Cutting Room Floor Drama & Pregnant Roach
The wait is over! Quit Playin’ starts now. In the premiere episode, comedians and moms Jazmyn W and Amber Wallin introduce the podcast with unfiltered conversations about life, love, work, motherhood, and the moments that truly push grown women over the edge: yes, including a pregnant roach.
Hosts: Jazmyn W, Amber Wallin
Show Producer: Cory Nixon
Sound Engineering: Patrick Baigrie
Video Produc
Introducing Quit Playin' with Jazmyn and Amber
Quit Playin' with Amber and Jazmyn is where comedy, motherhood, and pop culture collide. Hosted by comedians and moms Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W., the show serves up unfiltered conversations that are as hilarious as they are relatable. From the chaos of raising kids to the latest trending topics, Amber and Jazmyn bring their sharp wit, honest takes, and undeniable chemistry to every episode. Whethe
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