Sexy Unique Podcast
A podcast for geniuses, hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell. The show covers pop culture, internet culture, and unique stories. It has a Patreon, YouTube channel, and social media presence. The podcast is produced by What's Your Journey? and distributed via Acast.
Episodes
Valley of the Dolls - Glug Glug Takes the Stand (The Valley S3 Reunion Pt. III)
Lara and Carey return with one last dispatch for the season three reunion of The Valley, but first they discuss Carey’s breaking medical news, Meghan and Harry’s California exodus back to the UK, a brand new blueberry recall, an Amazon drone mishap in Texas, a Chinese robot’s over-ambitious sprint, LA’s delivery robots meeting in the dead of night, and more.Back on The Valley, Danny’s boozy shenan
Valley of the Dolls - A Doute In Distress (The Valley S3 Reunion Pt. II)
Lara and Carey return for part II of the season three reunion for The Valley, but first they discuss the war against Bethenny’s Supermodel Cafe in The Hamptons, a mother/daughter duo’s war against Big Data Centers in the name of Christ, the bust of a well-oiled cocaine ring at a Penn Stare, and Marc Jacobs being open to styling Luigi Mangione.Then on the Valley reunion, lunchtime is officially ove
Valley of the Dolls - Say Breast to the Dress (The Valley S3 Reunion Pt. I)
Lara and Carey lock back into the San Fernando Valley, but first they discuss Jax’s now-deleted tirade against Brittany on Instagram, Clavicular’s harrowing new transmoggification, the confounding wigs in the forthcoming The Beatles biopic, taking things to a place of Donna in The Grateful Dead, and more.Then on part one of the Valley season three reunion, the cast assembles to air their grievance
Genius Alert Ep. 4 - And So It Is ft. Chloe Coover (Pretty Wild S1E6)
Lara and Carey dive headfirst into another chapter of the inaugural GENIUS ALERT series, this time enlisting the help of bonafide genius, friend of the pod, musician and Los Angeles pod maven herself, Chloe Coover. They discuss Chloe’s lit’ral birthday, the Los Angeles of yesteryear, and the fall of celebrity culture.Then they go back in time to the halcyon days to discuss Chloe’s favorite reality
Genius Alert Ep. 3 - Marta Marcy May Marlene ft. Josh Lora (RHOM S2E8)
Lara and Carey are joined by one of New York City’s greatest imports, Josh Lora aka TELL THE BEES, to recap his favorite reality TV episode, “Bras and Brawls Pt. 2 “ in season two of The Real Housewives of Miami. The commentator discusses his apocalyptic experience in LA so far, how he got his start on TikTok, his eternal “A Little Life” beef, being a Non-Math Gay, and more.On RHOM, Lisa’s lingeri
Valley of the Dolls - Count Bookula’s Revenge (The Valley S3E18 Finale)
Lara and Carey return for the season finale of The Valley, but first they discuss Lara’s upcoming Italian eclipse moment, the new but not surprising Jared Leto sex pest doc on BBC, testing their skills on the two questions that led to Ben Affleck’s Who Wants to be a Millionaire? victory, Bethenny Frankel’s new supermodel cafe, and Bryan Johnson’s longevity fatigue.Back on The Valley, Halloween app
Valley of the Dolls - A Hill to Shart On (The Valley S3E17)
Carey and Lara are back with a penultimate recap of everyone’s favorite hetero nightmares, but first, Lara takes time out to speak out on a new initiative she’s undertaking to fight for the movie-going spirit of Los Angeles. They also talk Nicole Kidman’s possible new beau or possible new gay, newly surfaced video of Clavicular’s middle school graduation, Danny Booko’s TMI battle with porn addicti
Valley of the Dolls - My Lez Friend’s Wedding (The Valley S3E16)
Lara and Carey return to talk Lara’s upcoming international adventure, moving heaven and earth for the upgrade, Carey’s high altitude bathroom rituals, a harrowing new “Special Forces” cast featuring Brandi Glanville and George Santos, a history-making “Golden Life” update, and finally seeing The Rizzler as a national treasure. They also discuss the breaking news that Jax and husband Brittany’s lo
Valley of the Dolls - Y Tu Mamá Doute También (The Valley S3E15)
Lara and Carey return to the birthday trip of nightmares, but first they discuss Jenn Pendranti’s son allegedly committing arson and Justin Baldoni and his wife’s rindom new Instagram video, beamed in from Nashville.Back on The Valley, the day of judgment begins: Danny’s birthday, and Brittany forgot to wear her stomach compressions overnight! Brittany, Lala, and Jinet sit out Danny’s Miami Vice b
Valley of the Dolls - LGBusTQ (The Valley S3E14)
Lara and Carey reunite after his whirlwind Fire Island adventure. They discuss his gay ass vacation, Madonna’s LGBTQ opus, the artist selling trash cubes from Taylor’s Fall of Rome wedding, Lena Dunham’s continuing to triumph over evil, and more. Then back on the unholy birthday trinity trip in Mexico, Schwartz’s bday lunch from Hell rages on, as Jinet breaks down to Jason over Danny’s drunken beh
Genius Alert Ep. 2 - Davy Jones’ F*cker ft. Charles Hsu (RHONY S5E14)
Lara and Carey lock back in for the second installment in SUP’s brand new series: GENIUS ALERT. This time, they enlist comedian/social media star Charles Hsu to pick his favorite episode of reality TV ever: “Slutty Island” on RHONY Season 5. First, the three discuss Charles’s introduction to SUP, how Sonja Morgan inspires his characters on TikTok, the Love Island industrial complex and taking thin
Genius Alert Ep. 1 - Game Night at Count Dracula’s Castle ft. Girls Rewatch Podcast (RHOBH S2E6)
In a brand new SUP series “GENIUS ALERT” Lara and Carey are joined by the inimitable duo from New York, Evan Lazarus and Amelia Ritthaler, hosts of the iconic Girls Rewatch podcast, to recap their favorite reality show episode of all time. They discuss their brief foray into LA and Evan’s perma-war with Bethenny Frankel, tracking her TikTok posting schedule and exploring the trials and tribulation
Valley of the Dolls - Sun, Sand and Jinet Psychosis (The Valley S4E13)
Lara and Carey return to Puerto Vallarta to check in with the San Fernando Valley’s greatest luminaries. But first they discuss tragic news about Lady Martha’s beloved bet bird Hecate, the future of Ladies of London: The New Reign, the artist formerly known as Club Chalamet meeting her match in a fellow Connor Storrie super-fan in Paris, and more details about Taylor Swift’s terrifying wedding at
Valley of the Dolls - Doute The Punisher (The Valley S4E12)
Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando to follow up with their favorite denizens of Hades, but first they discuss ‘Disclosure Day,’ Granpapa Speilberg, Emily Blunt’s performance of a lifetime, and thinspo aliens. They also talk the Modelland takeover of the internet, and Tyra Banks’s wonder emporium. Plus, a quick recap of the Summer House bonus episode at the very end!Back on The Valley, the c
SoHo Psychos - Gay Baiters of the Last Lark (Southern Hospitality S4 Reunion Pt. II)
Lara and Carey return for one last tango in Charleston (on a soundstage in New York), but first they discuss The Social Reckoning trailer, Mikey Madison’s mysterious line read, and the rindom abyss of X (formerly known as Twitter). In the final part of the Southern Hospitality season four reunion, Emmy rounds out her confounding apology over Unsafe Gate, and Brad —rightfully— is unconvinced.
Valley of the Dolls - The Misadventures of Miss Balls (The Valley S3E11)
Lara and Carey discuss Lara’s new closet renovation, Carey incorrectly stating then finding out exactly where Lara’s closet is actually located. They also recap final part of the Summer House reunion they learned (not much), what they didn’t (a lot), Jesse’d tears, the boxes that no doubt await Amanda’s future, and West’s gurning. They also report breaking news of Milan’s Giudice’s shocking run-in
SoHo Psychos - The Inappropriator (Southern Hospitality S4 Reunion Pt. I)
Lara and Carey are back with the first part of the Southern Hospitality reunion — the first official SoHo reunion filmed on an actual soundstage in New York. But first they discuss Amanda Batula’s hairstylist speaking out in defense of that reunion bun, Kathy Hilton getting kicked out of WeHo Pride, Dorit Kemsley’s plastic surgery truth in her new memwah, and what it means to age in Los Angeles, v
Valley of the Dolls - The Serpent and the Rainbow Flag (The Valley S3E10)
Lara and Carey return for a new recap of The Valley, but first, they breakdown part II of the earth-shattering Summer House reunion, West’s diabolical essence, the Kyle Cooke Industrial Complex, Amanda’s fish bun and Gilded Hubbard’s Monster Truck Rally energy. Back on The Valley, Nia and Danny continue their marital ruse, as Lara and Carey ponder the secrets of Baby Adelaide. Jinet tends to a han
SoHo Psychos - One Leva’s Trash Is a Joe Bradley’s Business Presentation (Southern Hospitality S4E13)
Lara and Carey are back with genius new rage bait from our Lady of Arugula Gwyneth Paltrow, Bryan Johnson’s new vagina crusade, and Gayle King’s shocking tale of her ex-husband’s infidelity.On the season finale Southern Hospitality, Leva suffers through yet another Joe Bradley ChatGPT business pitch while Republic gears up for an end of summer Nawlins’-themed staff party. Lake hosts everyone at he
Valley of the Dolls - Vommy Makeover (The Valley S3E9)
Lara and Carey talk Disclosure Day, give the galactic implications, the alien honeypot method, and what advice they’d give interstellar visitors. They also recap part one of the Summer House reunion: Amanda’s barred out deceit, West’s muted cowardice, Bailey’s evisceration of Ben, Kyle’s DJ antics, another brush with HubHouse’s gilded manor, and SH lore.Back on The Valley, Luke gets a fishin’ and
SoHo Psychos - So Don’t Gay (Southern Hospitality S4E12)
In the penultimate Southern Hospitality recap, Lara and Carey rage with the employees of Republic against the dying of the Southern Carolina light. But first they discuss Air France getting taken to a place of manslaughter, Nick Lachey’s first class run-in with his ex Jessica Simpson, and a woman’s divine right to stick her kids in coach.Back on SoHo, the crew prepares for Republic’s annual white
Valley of the Dolls - Miss Amerindom (The Valley S3E8)
Lara and Carey return for one last night in paradise, as the San Diego trip from Hell comes to a close. But first they discuss horror movies in 2026 and the anti-grandma agenda of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. They also give their thoughts on the trailer for the Summer House reunion: West going mute, Ciara putting it all on the line, Gilded Age Hubbard achieving American icon status, and Kyle slipping t
SoHo Psychos - DJing Under the Influence of Tears (Southern Hospitality S4E11)
Lara and Carey return to Punta Cana for one last gig in paradise with the Southern Hospitality gang, but first they discuss Apple Martin’s high fashion debut, Dorit’s already-iconic book tour, and PK making the roads of Los Angeles a less safe place.Back on Southern Hospitality, the crew assembles for one last dinner before Maddi’s big 9 pm DJ spot. Michols and Emmy’s conflict drives She Hulk into
Valley of the Dolls - Stephen King’s The Glugging (The Valley S3E7)
Lara and Carey hoof it over the hill to check in with the dregs of The Valley once more, but first, they discuss Ciara Miller needing to avoid the urge to go on Threads, West having to apologize to Jenn Fessler’s family, and a Ryan Lochte jumpscare like no other.Back on The Valley, the San Diego Horror continues, as the crew takes to the pier for a sports bar dinner: Danny “Glug Glug” goes shot fo
SoHo Psychos - Cunta Cana (Southern Hospitality S4E10)
Lara and Carey discuss Dorit and PK’s seismic debt, RHOBH’s renaissance, Amanda Frances’s chilling ascent, Rachel Zoe’s cultural impact, Kyle’s internal world, Sutton’s Southern gothic repression and more. On Southern Hospitality, the crew continues their Punta Cana sabbatical, as Emmy’s demonic possession nears completion. Everyone (minus Emmy) heads off to a nightclub, and the next morning
Valley of the Dolls - Squatter on the San Diego Express (The Valley S3E6)
Lara and Carey discuss hantavirus woes, the Ladies of London tragedy, Kris Jenner Ozempic “truth,” and more.Back on The Valley, Brittany, Zack, Jinet and Jason meet Schwartz’s gorgeous and shockingly formidable new legitimate model gf during a cursed TomTom brunch. Lacy, Doute and Nia hunt for costumes as Lacy reveals her (unsurprising) nemesis in the group. Hint: it’s not Michelle and she’s rindo
SoHo Psychos - Liarates of the Caribbean (Southern Hospitality S4E9)
Lara and Carey discuss Lisa Barlow’s genetic proof of gay icon and Gizelle from Real Housewives of Potomac and Angelina Jolie uniting over the power of sorority.Back on SoHo, Joe Bradley continues his flop tour by throwing Maddi a surprise pirate-themed booze cruise for her birthday; her being 11 years sober, not liking surprises and wanting a private celebration be damned! Lily Grace returns from
Valley of the Dolls - Jinet Planet (The Valley S3E5)
Lara and Carey discuss their legendary episode of The Ultimate Spend, Carey’s inner auctioneer, even newer Summer House reunion audio leaks, a terrifying development in West’s personal life, the unfortunate truth about dumb dick and how not even someone as formidable as Ciara is immune. Plus the real “Emily” from Devil Wears Prada breaks her silence and why Widow’s Bay is serving.Back on The Valle
SoHo Psychos - A Woman Under the Infoolence (Southern Hospitality S4E8)
Lara and Carey discuss the Michael Jackson harrowing biopic’s grip over LA, Mia from SoHo dropping a West/Amanda bomb on WWHL, Elizabeth Smart’s bodybuilding turn, and more.On Southern Hospitality, Joe Bradley’s 30th Emo Bash is finally here, and Charleston’s greatest fail-son comes crawling back to Maddi for forgiveness. TJ joins Michols for a whirlwind work trip in NYC, where Michols takes model
Valley Of The Dolls - And on the First Day, God Created The Belmont (The Valley S3E4)
Lara and Carey are back to discuss Mx. Sweeney’s cut from The Devil Wears Prada 2, the cosmic rindomness of Euphoria season 3, Snooki’s cancer diagnosis, Kendall Jenner and Elordi’s boring hot union and more.Then on The Valley, Doute’s postpartum goes to DEFCON ONE on girls night with Brit and Jasmine. Brittany spills the beans about her newly minted relationship with Brandon and Danny slaps on a
Soho Psychos - The Sixth F (Southern Hospitality S4E7)
Lara and Carey head on down the crown jewel of the South once more, and King Street has never been busier… or more annoying. Maddi and Joe Bradley’s Cold War continues, as Maddi’s chats with both Leva Bonaparte and her top bun sponsor point her in the dump the flop direction. Meanwhile TJ teaches Joe the Gay Way aka Botox and Michols despairs over his mom’s lack of support as he shoots his big So
Valley of the Dolls - Boob Mogging on the 405 (The Valley S3E3)
Lara and Carey discuss Clavicular’s live-streamed overdose, his tragic beauty and methification, and why sober gays in West Hollywood could save him. They also talk Lena Dunham’s new memoir, the “Love Trapped” podcast, Alix Earle and Alex Cooper feud gaining a one Brianna “Chickenfry” LaPaglia and more.Then on The Valley, Britt continues her sparkle venture with a boob reduction consolation and fu
SoHo Psychos - Playtime At The Lake (Southern Hospitality S3E6)
Lara and Carey head on out to King’s Street to check in with our favorite psychos in Charleston. But first they discuss Caitlyn Jenner seeking half a mill from her late BFF Sophia, ATVing into the abyss, and Caitlyn’s American tragedy.On Southern Hospitality, the tube day ends with an overalls and steak fest at the house. Lake and Michols hash it out over Lake’s faux pas, Emmy tries and fails to s
Valley of the Dolls - For Whom the Tilapio Tolls (The Valley S3E2)
Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando Valley for more glimpses into the abyss, but first they discuss the possibility of Devil Wears Prada 2 being iconic, the rindom new Vogue cover featuring Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour, new details about Lacy from The Valley’s kidnapping, typhus in LA, Natasha Lyonne’s Delta incident, awkwardness on The Euphoria red carpet and more.On The Valley, Larz and C
Soho Psychos - Amoebaderci! (Southern Hospitality S4E5)
Lara and Carey return to Charleston to check in with our favorite staff at Republic. But first, they discuss Jen Shah’s first post-prison interview with PEOPLE, her close friendship with Elizabeth “Lizzie” Holmes, their bonding of poop duty, not fucking with Ghislaine and more.Back on Soho, Joe Bradley prepares for his emo night themed 30th birthday bash, as foot model TJ and Maddi plan for a rive
Valley of the Dolls - Rosemary’s Doute (The Valley S3E1)
Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando to burn in the blinding light of Brittany’s sparkle, but first they discuss 2026’s (paltry) answer to Scandoval: Amanda and West’s shuncking affair. They enlist one Dorothy O’Donnell to weigh in on the drama and then discuss what Ciara’s next steps should be, America holding Amanda Batula more accountable than the people in the Epstein files, and why Kyle
SoHo Psychos - From Justin to Emmy (Southern Hospitality S4E4)
Lara and Carey return to push through the dog days of Q1. They discuss Shia’s latest terrorism in New Orleans, Chappell Roan’s bearish bodyguard breaking his silence, Melania’s rindom catwalk with a thigh gap robot, Lindy West’s polyamorous Hell continuing on, Taylor Frankie Paul still getting her Bachelorette salary, United Airlines throwing us peasants a bone, and more.On the latest Southern Hos
SoHo Psychos - Emergency Alert: Hot Bisexual In Your Area (Southern Hospitality S4E3)
Lara and Carey talk climate change heat woes in Los Angeles, seeking safety in the Blue Zones, Clavicular’s magnum opus streaming clip, needing Clav to come out, the Dune Part Three trailer, harrowing lighting at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, and more.On Southern Hospitality, Emmy is confronted again for her micro aggression towards Brad as TJ and Molly chime in with their own grievances with She
SoHo Psychos - Citizens United for DJ Maddi Reese (Southern Hospitality S4E2)
Lara and Carey return to the swampy source for another recap of Southern Hospitality. But first they talk the new historic Devil Wears Prada 2 purse popcorn bucket at AMC, another win for NBC Universal after Kelley and Scott Wolfe reunited at Universal Studios Hollywood, and a deep dive into the first two episodes of Ladies of London: The New Reign.Then on Southern Hospitality, Maddi’s new- brawl
Pumpheads - The Fake Gape Promise (Vanderpump Rules S12E14 Reunion Pt. II)
Lara and Carey say goodbye to the Vanderpump Rules reboot (for now!) with another LIVE recap — complete with live chat questions and concerns. But first they discuss the (allegedly) violence-loving head chef of Noma, a VPR alum rubbing elbows with Trump, Bill Gates and Sam Altman, and Mickey Rourke’s eviction during Oscars week.Then, Larz and Carz break down the second half of the VPR season 12 re
SoHo Psychos - Will's Wife Syndrome (Southern Hospitality S4E1)
Lara and Carey return to talk Bella Hadid’s new crisis bob, finding Ryan Murphy around every corner, Nostradamus inserting himself into the drama once more, Nicole Kidman learning how to remove organs in an autopsy and her incandescent (and confounding!) chemistry with Jimmy Fallon, Bethenny’s terrifying iced coffee, grey kitchen, and her explanation for not being in “The Golden Life” and more.The
Pumpheads - The Liberacefication of Lisa Vanderpump (Vanderpump Rules S12E13 Reunion Pt. I)
Lara and Carey follow up their iconic live watch-along with a recap after dark — SUP edition. With the livestream still going, Lara and Carey answer questions from the chat about part one of the Vanderpump Rules reboot reunion. Nana Pump takes center stage alongside Andy, as they go back to basics, with a reunion at the fart palace itself, SUR Restaurant. Android Angelica and Audrey have a busty s
Pumpheads - A Very George Glass Pride (Vanderpump Rules S12E12)
Lara and Carey reunite in the SUP stu post-Carey’s Atlanta adventure. They discuss Rinna disclosing the fent/meth combo found in her system post-drugging at The Abbey, Mark Zuckerberg front row at Prada and the continued slopification of tech and fashion, Shia LaBeouf released on $100K bail, Ghislaine’s nasty prison BO, and more.On the season finale of VPR, the crew gears up for Pride at SUR, with
Pumpheads - A Shot of Fart (Vanderpump Rules S12E11)
Lara and Carey go forth into a DOOZY of a penultimate Vanderpump Rules season twelve recap, but first they have a big laundry list to get through. They react to the brand new trailer for season three of The Valley, and give their verdict on whether or not it looks like a flop. Plus, the official reason for Brandi Glanville’s face parasite is REVEALED.They also discuss “Love Story: JFK Jr and Carol
Pumpheads - Welcum to Jurassic Park (Vanderpump Rules S12E10)
Lara and Carey discuss Carey locking into his fitness journey, becoming a protein gay, Nancy Guthrie’s kidnapper caught on Nest cam, and a DoorDash driver getting caught in the mess, Jill Zarin getting axed from the RHONY reboot, Bad Bunny continuing to provide gift after gift, and Fiona the Loneliest Sheep in the World being forced into Hetero Hell.Back on VPR, Kim and Natalie get details on Anje
Pumpheads - Clear Eyes, Spread Holes (Vanderpump Rules S12E9)
Lara and Carey discuss the unrelenting pull of WhatNot, the latest Oura ring-busting episode of Industry, Lara’s tried and true Bitcoin approach, Red Rooms as the movie of our decade, OnlyFans University, the horror of Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom, and more.Back on VPR, Big Central California continues its propaganda as the crew wakes up from their bacchanal in SLO for a day of wine tasting. Aft
Salty Utah Queens - The Ballad of Beredith (RHOSLC S6E19 Reunion Pt. III)
Lara and Carey head back into the livestream continuum for one last reunion episode of RHOSLC Season 6. First, they discuss Brandi Glanville debuting her new head at Sundance, holding her face parasite cards close, and our own speculations over her actual diagnosis.Meanwhile, Britani runs off stage after Meredith’s confounding bigotry defense, returning soon after with a giant coffee and a backbon
Pumpheads - Cousin Love in Wine Country (Vanderpump Rules S12E8))
Lara and Carey return to discuss a rogue Waymo crash in LA, the horror of traveling in a branded Waymo, Lauren “Alive Girl” Bezos enlisting Law Roach as her stylist, Bella Hadid breaking up with her cowboy, and Tilda Swinton and Nicole Kidman’s glorious embrace.Back in Paso Robles, the crew settles in for their first night, as Demy, Kim and Angelica pilgrim out over the cousins’ OnlyFans. She tell
Salty Utah Queens - The People vs Meredith Marks, Esq. (RHOSLC S6E18 Reunion Pt. II)
Lara and Carey to the livestream for another rendition of SUP AFTER DARK, recapping part deux of the RHOSLC season 6 reunion (live with chat!) First, they discuss an update in Beckxit, the liberation of Amanda Batula, Club Chalamet’s new pivot, and a divisive episode of INDUSTRY.Back on the reunion, Angie’s scroll reveals Babygirl Lisa’s Reality Von Teased-esque alter ego, as Meredith continues to
Pumpheads - Paso Boobles (Vanderpump Rules S12E7)
Lara and Carey discuss a 21-year-old wellness influencer documenting her cornea-eating eye parasite, Blake Lively and Taylor Swift’s novel-sized text messages, JLo’s PR stunt with the unhoused, and a freakish snowstorm in Kamchatka, Russia.Back on VPR, Lisa is gearing up to celebrate SUR’s 20th anniversary of Lisa’s reign of terror. The staff comes together for the anniversary party, as Kim and Ma
Salty Utah Queens - The Sisters Plum (RHOSLC S6E17 Reunion Pt. I)
Lara and Carey take SUP Livestream after dark, following their historic live watch of RHOSLC Season 6 Reunion (Part 1). The chat suggests, and they listen. But first they discuss Luann and her hot new Euro man galavanting on the beaches of Cancun, Chris Noth negging SJP on Instagram, a Joe Keery stan taking things to a place AI marriage and baby, Jenny Lewis marrying her dog, and Bryan Johnson’s l
Pumpheads - The Pump Heard ‘Round SUR! (VPR S12E6)
Lara and Carey return to the scene of the crime to discuss the new horrors LVP has unleashed upon the world, but first they discuss the fantasy of a Courtney Love podcast, Ariana and Sandoval tentatively settling their hetero-hell house drama, Rachel Leviss’ sound bath purgatory, Chiara Ferragni beating her Christmas cake allegations, and the latest feud between the Sisters Sheen.Back on VPR, Lisa
Salty Utah Queens - Slutspiria (RHOSLC S6 E16 Finale)
In the finale of RHOSLC, Lara and Carey explore the Brian de Palma-esque close to the sixth season of our fair ladies of Salt Lake. But first, they get a Lara Cholera update and the Charlize Theron Hollywood agenda.On the final day in Greece, Meredith starts off the morning as a cheerful barista, much to the confusion of everyone. In a cinematic crescendo, Bronwyn calls Meredith out for lying and
Salty Utah Queens - Sambuca Blues (RHOSLC S6E15)
Lara and Carey discuss their electrifying and herstory-making cameo in the new TLC docuseries about Mary Cosby. They also break down Bradley Cooper possibly addressing those bleph rumors.Then on the penultimate episode of RHOSLC, the ladies continue their residency on the Aegean. Angie starts off the morning with a karmic collision, leading to flying glass and a cut lip. Angie arranges for the lad
Pumpheads - DJ Global (Vanderpump Rules S12E5)
Lara and Carey discuss Lara’s surprise diagnosis, the hell of urgent care, and a shocking development in the Mickey Rourke eviction saga. Back on VPR, Chris and Jason’s OnlyFans career becomes a topic of conversation at SUR, as Lisa plans to hostess Guillermo’s big movie premiere party. Marcus debuts his burgeoning DJ career, as Venus and Kim try to bury the hatchet in the hallowed alleyway. Jason
Pumpheads - Female Rage in Orange County (Vanderpump Rules S12E4)
Lara and Carey are back to discuss their respective New Year’s Eves, the ‘Gigolos’ true crime doc, ringing in 2026 with a moment of silence, Millie Bobby Brown’s punk rock iPhone face, and non-symmetrical swollen lips.Then back on VPR, Venus reels from his impending friendship breakup with Marcus, vowing to end their soulmateship once and for all. Angelica gets sinister pig vibes from Jason while
Salty Utah Queens - The Walkabout of Meredith Marks (RHOSLC S6E14)
Lara and Carey discuss pop star Bebe Rexha outsourcing fans for help on locking down a baby daddy, then head back to Greece for another chapter in RHOSLC.After their first boozy dinner in Santorini, the ladies wake up to a child-free Mother’s Day, to the joy of most but the heartbreak of Meredith. Angie splits the group up for the day’s activities: a Greek cooking class and donkey rides to the var
Pumpheads - Let Us Proclaim The Mystery of Mary Faith (Vanderpump Rules S12E3)
Lara and Carey have a new reservation at SUR, and are ready to see if it passes inspection once again. But first, they discuss Carey’s ultimate trigger word, Dorinda and Donna Kelce allegedly getting into it on the new “Traitors,” and a fierce San Francisco restaurant staff banding together to take down a drunk Karen and her flop boyfriend. On VPR, the cast puts their hangovers from Audrey’s
Salty Utah Queens - Greece Fightning (RHOSLC S6E13)
Lara and Carey discuss Netflix and Paramount’s battle royale to absorb the most and become official Entity, Andy Dick turning blue in Hollywood, and one Connecticut gay’s war against Solid Core.On RHOSLC, the ladies leave behind Ruby Franke’s Utah for the lapping blue waves of the Aegean. The cast trip to Greece is finally here! After a two-day journey to Santorini, Angie leads her friends/hostage
Pumpheads - The Vagina Homologues (Vanderpump Rules S12E2)
Lara and Carey talk their big night at SUR, witnessing Lisa’s shockingly LVP toast, meeting Venus Le Fleur, and the cast’s undeniable IRL hotness. They also discuss Andy Dick’s crash-out and 2000s celeb messes having a resurgence.Back on VPR, the dust settles following Lisa’s dismissal of Marcus, and the cast clocks in for a new shift at work: Audrey’s LA origin story is revealed, and Chris shows
Salty Utah Queens - The Declaration of Rindompendence (RHOSLC S6E12)
Lara and Carey are back in the vortex of Utah to hitch a ride on the covered wagons of our Saltiest of Queens. But first, they discuss Bryan Johnson’s cringey declaration of love towards his longtime girlfriend/immortality assistant, shattering Lara’s plan to woo him.On RHOSLC, Bronwyn continues her impeccable revenge campaign against Mr. Farts (Todd) and Muzzy by fetching Todd at the airport in a
Pumpheads - The Birth of Venus (Vanderpump Rules S12E1)
Lara and Carey are back in the stu: Lara with a new love of London and a renewed faith in the travel gods, and Carey with a new earring. They discuss a Heathrow horror story, and the gay splendor of “Heated Rivalry” on HBO Max. Then, Larz and Carz gird their loins and return to the SURce for the brand new season of “Vanderpump Rules.” With a new cast, the jury was out, but the solidly unhinge
Salty Utah Queens - The DomiMatrix Reloaded (RHOSLC S6E11)
Lara and Carey commune via satellite from two sides of the globe: Carey at Sexy Unique Pod HQ in LA and Lara in Merry Ol’ Londontown. Larz gives her pros and cons for her first impressions of the UK as both fight and prevail against the impending Lag Doom targeting SUP. They also discuss feeling swindled by “The Beast in Me,” the recent demise of Robert Jr.’s young, brief, and chaotic relationship
Salty Utah Queens - The Preacher’s Wives (RHOSLC S6E10)
Lara and Carey find themselves back on the scorched sands of Utah for another chapter in the Book of Salty Queens. First, they discuss the cheese wheel making a splash in Hollywood, which foods Lara and Carey would sign if they were agents, a harrowing new organic supermarket in Tribeca, Lara’s theoretical tenure as a chic grocer, Trump calling a reporter a “piggy,” and more. On RHOSLC, the l
Salty Utah Queens - Final Pestination (RHOSLC S6E9)
Lara and Carey risk it all to watch the teaser trailer for Devil Wears Prada 2 and try to make sense of the And Just Like Thatification of everything. They also talk Allison Mack’s glorious return with a new CBC podcast all about her NXIVM days and the aftermath, and why nothing good can come from a spontaneous trip to Albany, NY by way of Vancouver, BC.Back on RHOSLC, the ladies cap off their rin
Salty Utah Queens - Night of the Living Leaks (RHOSLC S6E8)
Lara and Carey yo-ho out to the Caribbean once more to check in with the Real Housewives of Davey Jones’s Locker on their yacht trip from Hell, but first they discuss All’s Fair debuting to an iconic 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, and why Kim K is a legend for that.On RHOSLC, the women wake hungover and charred from the previous night’s battle, as Bronwyn takes to sleeping on the poop deck to avoid sharin
Salty Utah Queens - Heave Hoes (RHOSLC S6E7)
Lara and Carey trade the salty slopes for salty sea, as their favorite Utah ladies head on down to the Grenadines for a Caribbean yacht trip of horror. But first, they discuss the apocalyptic heatwave enveloping LA, Lara’s battle for non-degrading seats on an upcoming Transatlantic flight, Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre, and the era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s. The women (mi
Salty Utah Queens - The Disaster Fartist (RHOSLC S6E6)
Lara and Carey return to the blanched shores of the Great Salt Lake to check in with the holiest of ladies once more. But first, they discuss Georgina Chapman’s rindom alleged financial pickle, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin’s karmic woes, Whitney Leavitt’s cheeky joie de vivre, and North West’s cyber-goth new look. On RHOSLC, the women gear up for Heather and Wild Rose’s Caribbean yacht adventure
Salty Utah Queens - The Soupman Cometh (RHOSLC S6E5)
Carey and Lara discuss a new gay-ass boot camp series on Netflix and Gwyneth Paltrow staying on brand. The Patron Saint of GOOP revealed to British Vogue that she knew virtually nothing about her Marty Supreme costar Timothée Chalamet — especially his famous relationship with Kylie Jenner. Viva Gwyn!Back on RHOSLC, the Wild Rose reclaims her wild and free heart in the name of womanhood and, of cou
Salty Utah Queens - Fuzzy Muzzy Was A Bitch (RHOSLC S6E4)
Lara and Carey wade through the shallow waters of the Great Salt Lake once more, with another recap of RHOSLC. First, they discuss judging a lip-sync competition, a first-time ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ experience, the recent horror fashions spotted on the Devil Wears Prada 2 set, the very much not imploding world of print media, Jeff and Lauren Bezos’s endless vacation, and more. Back on RHOSLC,
Salty Utah Queens - Interior. Boardroom. (RHOSLC S6E3)
Larz and Carz return to the God’s Country for another searing chapter in the RHOSLC saga. But first, they discuss Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split and Tiffany Pollard's entry into her non-binary era. Back in Utah, the Queen of Sundance strikes back at the naysayers in the only way she can: planning a premiere party for an HBO Max original film. Angie K visits her 89-year-old father,
Salty Utah Queens - What About Mother Bob? (RHOSLC S6E2)
Lara and Carey reassess reality after the Rapture was a no-show; they break down what the Rapture Heads are really after, and offer alternatives for experiencing the divine.Back on RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Babygirl Lisa) reel from their canned camping trip of horrors, as Bronwyn and Heather spar over perceived motherhood jabs (Bronwyn’s daughter Gwen debuts her own shocking flapper bob) and debat
Salty Utah Queens - The Bleph Witch Project (RHOSLC S6E1)
Lara and Carey have hitched their covered wagon to the stars once again, traveling West to the promised land for another glorious season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they admit to being fully Delco-pilled by the Mare of Easttown-adjacent “Task” and its impossibly stacked (and hot) cast. They also speak on a fashion TikToker’s trouble with Miu Miu, and the ongoing phenomenon
SUP Episode: Gooner Eclipse
Lara and Carey return to discuss “Love Con Revenge” —the spinoff of the “Tinder Swindler” — and why its hosts should take some acting lessons. Plus, the glory days of “Cheaters.” In She’s Startin’, Lara praises the new iPhone Air in all its skinny legend glory; they also talk Charlie Sheen’s new documentary, shoving ice up your arse in a drug-induced mania, and Charlie and Denise Richards’s iconic
SUP Episode: She’s Beauty and She’s Face
Lara and Carey return for another extra special SUP episode, where they parse through the fog of uncanniness swallowing the world each day. In She’s Startin’, they discuss the Trump death hoax frenzy and the hope drought America is suffering through, Sonia Dakkar’s alleged war on flesh, and the rad ass baby accidentally born at Burning Man. In Diva Down, a body discovered at Burning Man in a pool
SUP Episode: The Star Spangled Cracker Barrel
Lara and Carey are back together in the stu once more, discussing Eddington and Carey’s loose interpretation of “watching a movie.” On She’s Startin’, they discuss Cracker Barrel’s misguided (or genius) rebrand, the controversy that followed, Cracker Barrel’s unparalleled unifying power, and the arduous public transit journey to one of the few open Cracker Barrels in Southern California. They also
SUP Episode: The Devil Wears 3I-ATLAS
Lara and Carey are back for a special segmented episode where they discuss the normal steps they take to thwart the evils of August, and why, shockingly, they have not been necessary this year.She’s Startin: the iconic Caitlin Covington aka Christian Girl Autumn and her emergency cry for help, Mikey Madison’s positively mime-core Vogue Italia cover, and imagining a Battle Royale over finding Anna
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 30 - Last Tango in Jax’s Tavern (The Valley S2E18)
Lara and Carey return to recap the maddening final installment of The Valley’s Season 2 reunion. But first, they discuss the harrowing new Tesla Diner, the NPC-ification of downtown LA, hetero hell foodie scenes, how lighting up the Hollywood sign at night could save Los Angeles, Alien: Earth, Lindsay Lohan and Shailene Woodley’s new venture and the complicated nature of the Hulu-sphere.Back at Ra
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 29 - Brittany’s Cabinet of Curiostitties (The Valley S2E17)
Lara and Carey finally reunite in the SUP stu, with Lara reinvigorated by both Italy and the sea. She regales with tales from her trip, including a brush with a Strega Nonna fire department and the gravitational urge to buy a bejeweled clutch. They also talk Ghislaine Maxwell’s surprise new gig of being prison mates with Jen Shah and Mx. Holmes, Carole Radziwill’s grand return to the WWHL Clubhous
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 28 - Hanging SUP (The Valley S2E16) with Danny Pellegrino
Carey is back with one last guest host, and it’s a one for the herstory books: Danny Pellegrino of Everything Iconic joins the SUP stu. They discuss Danny’s new role as husband AND father, the newly announced ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ sequel, the stellar run of Meg Ryan’s romcom era and Carey & Danny’s shared gay radicalization by the underrated diva classic ‘Hanging Up.’Then on part one of T
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