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Muggle Snuggle: A Boring Harry Potter Podcast to make you Sleep

Muggle Snuggle: A Boring Harry Potter Podcast to make you Sleep

HavenMedia 8 episodes Nov 10, 2026

Muggle Snuggle is a Harry Potter podcast designed to help listeners fall asleep. Each episode explores different aspects of the series, including characters, plot, and themes, but presented in a deliberately boring and monotonous manner. The podcast aims to provide a soothing and sleep-inducing experience for fans of the wizarding world.

Episodes

Fog That Hums Near the Allotments
Fog That Hums Near the Allotments Nov 10, 2026 1:29:24 Fog That Hums Near the AllotmentsThe fog near the allotments hums after midnight. Hugh walks the rows with a lantern to find the note.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open6:41 — Welcome15:46 — Segment One — The Fog22:24 — Segment Two — The Hum27:57 — Segment Three — The Dew33:40 — Segment Four — The Knock39:52 — Segment Five — The Rematch46:16 — Segment Six — The Stakeout51:25 — Segment Seven — The Sailors56:
The Pigeons Refuse That Roof
The Pigeons Refuse That Roof Nov 9, 2026 1:28:58 The Pigeons Refuse That RoofEvery pigeon on the lane refuses number nine's roof. Eleven charms hang from its eaves, and Hugh is watching the bare slates.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open4:57 — Welcome13:26 — Act One — The Bare Roof26:38 — Act Two — The Charms45:30 — Act Three — The Circling54:24 — Features — Eaves and Feather1:14:13 — ClosingSOURCES:Hugh Plover's field notebook (original commentary); the
Puddles That Show Yesterday
Puddles That Show Yesterday Nov 8, 2026 1:29:37 Puddles That Show YesterdayLast night's rain left puddles showing yesterday. Hugh compares reflections across the whole street.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open4:46 — Welcome14:11 — Act One — The Rain25:17 — Act Two — The Readings41:56 — Act Three — The Wading52:07 — Features — The Parcel and the Vial1:15:34 — ClosingSOURCES:Hugh Plover's field notebook (original commentary); the owl log; Mrs. Alder over
The Man Who Pays in Chocolate Coins
The Man Who Pays in Chocolate Coins Nov 7, 2026 1:29:34 The Man Who Pays in Chocolate CoinsA man paid for his paper in chocolate coins, and the shopkeeper took them. Hugh investigates the exchange rate.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open6:00 — Welcome16:36 — Act One — The Man27:27 — Act Two — The Tender44:14 — Act Three — The Leaving54:19 — Features — Post and Windowsill1:16:14 — ClosingSOURCES:Hugh Plover's field notebook (original commentary); the owl log; Mrs
Chimneys Smoking in Shapes
Chimneys Smoking in Shapes Nov 7, 2026 1:25:34 Chimneys Smoking in ShapesThe chimneys are smoking in shapes again. Hugh sketches each one before the wind takes it.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open5:51 — Welcome16:04 — Act One — The Saucer Ring26:05 — Act Two — The Eleven Roofs42:15 — Act Three — The Question Mark52:21 — Features — Owls and Post1:11:49 — ClosingSOURCES:Hugh Plover's field notebook (original commentary); the owl log; Mrs. Alder over the
The Cat That Sits on Our Wall
The Cat That Sits on Our Wall Nov 7, 2026 1:22:24 Muggle Snuggle RA06 — The Cat That Sits on Our WallThere is a cat on our wall, and it has opinions. Hugh logs every sitting position across one long drowsy week.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open5:39 — Welcome13:30 — Act One — The Ritual27:38 — Act Two — Number Eight44:16 — Act Three — The Look57:28 — Features — Owls and Post1:12:14 — ClosingSOURCES:Hugh Plover's field notebook (original commentary); the o
Bonfire Night and the Green Sparks
Bonfire Night and the Green Sparks Nov 7, 2026 1:24:30 Muggle Snuggle RA05 — Bonfire Night and the Green SparksBonfire night on Bramble Lane, with one spark burning green. Hugh traces it back to its source so you can sleep.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open3:57 — Welcome11:39 — Act One — Display Night28:38 — Act Two — The Company44:36 — Act Three — The Ash59:56 — Features — The Readers and Owl of the Week1:14:21 — ClosingSOURCES:Hugh Plover's field notebook (o
The Bus That Was Never on Time
The Bus That Was Never on Time Nov 7, 2026 1:17:11 Muggle Snuggle RA04 — The Bus That Was Never on TimeThe night bus is never on time, so Hugh times it properly. Four evenings, one notebook, and a timetable that refuses to behave.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open1:53 — Welcome8:39 — Act One — Three Nights at the Shelter25:43 — Act Two — The Depot and the Council43:32 — Act Three — The Second Sighting55:30 — Features — The Shelter Log and Owl of the Week1:
My Neighbor Gets Post by Owl
My Neighbor Gets Post by Owl Nov 7, 2026 1:08:25 Muggle Snuggle RA03 — My Neighbor Gets Post by OwlThe Patels get their post by owl, and Hugh finally keeps his promise. Everything the notebook caught about feathers, schedules, and one very patient bird.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open2:20 — Welcome8:55 — Act One — The Patel Post20:50 — Act Two — The Price List37:00 — Act Three — The Delivery47:50 — Features — The Delivery Log and Owl of the Week1:00:57
The Kettle That Whistled Backwards
The Kettle That Whistled Backwards Nov 7, 2026 1:06:13 The Kettle That Whistled BackwardsMy kettle whistled backwards this morning, and the notebook has a rule for that. Urgent first, owls keep, kettles do not.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open1:49 — Welcome7:40 — Act One — The Unwhistling16:47 — Act Two — The Party Wall35:49 — Act Three — The Stakeout47:35 — Features — The Notebook and Owl of the Week59:56 — ClosingSOURCES:Hugh Plover's field notebook (origin
Mrs. Gulliver's Roses Bloom in December
Mrs. Gulliver's Roses Bloom in December Oct 29, 2026 1:11:08 Mrs. Gulliver's Roses Bloom in DecemberHugh walks the full rose watch at Mrs Gulliver's gate: eleven open heads inspected by lamplight, seven on the wall run and four in the gate bed, one ownerless petal, and a chalk ring holding its third coin through dusk. Opened, not placed. A cozy mystery in eight small chapters.CHAPTERS:0:00 — Cold Open4:22 — Welcome11:58 — Act One — The Resumption19:23 — Act
The Ice Cream Van That Only Plays at Midnight
The Ice Cream Van That Only Plays at Midnight Oct 28, 2026 1:08:42 The Ice Cream Van That Only Plays at MidnightHugh stakes three midnights on Bramble Lane: eight bars and four outside number nine, a hatch glowing in the rain, a plate read partial through stair-rods, and a queue of three served silver for white with no change coming back. Played, shortened, stopped. A cozy mystery in eight small chapters.CHAPTERS:0:05 — Cold Open3:45 — Welcome10:04 — Act One — Ni

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